At least mine are happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
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At least mine are happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
Happy, but also gravely disappointed.
I'm sure the better step-children more than make up for that. :(
*watches more gay porn videos*
Still not found your da?
I'm just away to meet him for lunch, actually. We'll be discussing such things as:
Why don't you love me?
Why did you leave us?
Why did you tell us you paid child support when you didn't?
Why Dad? WHY?
Over a nice latte and soup/sandwich deal.
Yeah but if we don't completely fuck it, we get all the money for putting up with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
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Originally Posted by Magic
We're not all as loaded as you.Quote:
Originally Posted by phonics
Although inheriting their house is probably the only chance I'll have of affording a deposit for a house somewhere better.
My Mum told me she's planning on spending my inheritance so we'll probably be equally loaded.
My dad's wealth will go entirely to my little brother and sister, until they hit 18 then it'll be divided by 7. Gotta hope the old cunt hangs on for 6 more years.
My mum's will probably be divided by 5.
In short, they don't have much wealth but now it'll be even worse thanks to all my step and half siblings. I may kill them all.
I'll never get any inheritance. :(
I'm intrigued by my future inheritance from my parents, my older brother is a complete idiot so will be interesting to see what he gets compared to myself and my younger brother.
Surely leaving more to certain children would be a recipe for total disaster. Unless by 'complete idiot' you mean he's doing a stretch for murder or something.
As the eldest I would assume he gets the lot.
Don't think there'll be anything of note for me. Miss Byron will have the mother of court battles. Large extended family, greedy and with a wealthy dad, who clearly favours Miss Byron and her sister above the rest.
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
He's not in jail or anything, but any potential money/house that is left in his name would be spent on alcohol, it would be wasted. Pretty sure my dad 'confessed' to me that he and my mum have already put things in place that if anything bad were to happen to them both then it's all left basically to me to figure out, rather than shared equally.Quote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
He sounds like a decent laugh, which is more than can be said for his attention seeking emo brother. They probably think you'll off yourself if you don't get a bigger share.
He's a cunt so no surprise you like the sound of him, you fat faced prick.
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Originally Posted by Benny
dots.
:D
Never change.
Not sure whether donning or seething. It's a thin line.
My best bet for inheritance is probably my brother seething himself to death in the near future. I could start a thread about my attempts to keep his activities going.
Go on then.
I get a pool table.
I'm just waiting for Lauren's mum and dad to die. Although, my dad mentioned to me yesterday that him and mum might by their housing association house so I might be in for a bonanza I'd long accepted would never come. I'd rather have an alive mum and dad but every cloud.....
There are one or two seriously rich fuckers on the fringes of my extended family but there's no way I'm going to inherit from them and retire to the Bahamas. Unless I go all Ascoyne D'Ascoyne on about 20 people first.
Day 1: The dog looks happy. What am I doing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I've posted before about the money we're getting from my academic dons of grandparents. It's a second marriage for both of them (grandpa and step-grandma) and they both have kids from the previous marriage, but she only has two kids while he has four, so her two kids get twice the share that my dad and his siblings get. Not that I'm in a position to complain but it seems a bit shit.
From my father I got three fake Rolex (Rolexes? I don't wear a watch), two pairs of real Ray Bans (I don't wear sunglasses), a few fake Picasso/Degas/Velasco drawings (which are ace to be fair) and a thirty year old car (which I gave to my cousin because she needed it more than me). From my mom I will get fuck all, what with her living in a beachfront building/hotel with three pools, gym, restaurant, volleyball court, who knows what else right in the middle of South Beach despite being a store clerk. As for my sister, she is so in debt that I've had to bail her out twice already. My family. :cool:
Sounds like most family's Pepe, fucked up. I'm probably due an okay inheritance around 150k, but my brother (that I've never met) is ready and willing to contest the family will because fuck all will be going to him. I doubt he realistically has the cash to actually contest but ultimately it's a bridge I will cross at the time and not something I want to consider at the moment.
My parents are/were actually not fucked up at all, both quite excellent people, just a bit poor that's all. My sister is a bit of a waster but not too bad either.
All mexicans are poor though. Non starter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
That's why we move to the US of A to take what's theirs.
Hows that working out for you? Good burrito sales recently?
Too much work, rather get a handout.
Typical muslim. Viva la france.
Top banter, lads.
I think some of this is just an attempt to get attention. Took her to the doctor this morning and going over some speed bumps resulted in cries of pain every time. Fuck off does it hurt that much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
:D Boyd the carer is going to he hilarious.
Get up off the floor you lazy bitch.
You're such a cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
I didn't actually say that to her. I just thought it quietly to myself then posted it on here.
My Grandad has been upto some proper weird shit lately.
Firstly, he's not a well man. He's had a few strokes and mini-strokes, he has prostate cancer which the doctors have said doesn't even matter as it's basically 'dormant' and he apparently has been diagnosed with the early stages of dementia. Add to that he's a proper Don Draper style pisshead and it's easy to conclude that he probably doesn't have too long left.
Anyway, he crashed his car last weekend. Why he was still driving in the state that he is I'll never know, but there we go. He's driving along a straight country road and has steadily veered right until he's sideways on in the middle of this dyke. No idea how he's managed it but we reckon he's either fallen to sleep or had another one of those mini-strokes. Anyway, he was pretty shook up and finally admitted that he shouldn't be driving anymore and that he'll take the bus from now on in. My parents are relieved as that's the most sensible thing he's come out with in ages and all is well.
That is until this Monday when he's collapsed on the side of a main A road not far away from his house. Turns out what he's done is missed his bus to go to the shops (they come every half an hour) and instead of waiting for the next one, he's inexplicably decided to walk the 9 miles to where he's going instead. There isn't even any footpath down this road, he was literally walking next to all of the traffic.
He used to be a navigator in the RAF and then was an air traffic controller until he retired. He was an incredibly intelligent man and he still shows that from time to time. Sit him down in front of an episode of Eggheads and he'll pull answers out of his arse right, left and centre like it's nothing. I think that's why we're all finding it so bewildering when he pulls this sort of shit. It's like half the time he's there and functioning as normal and then the rest of the time he's just going around being a lunatic.
Fuck getting old, basically.
I bet that dyke took some calming down.
Boydy is such a heartless cretin.
He took his mum to the doctor. What's he done wrong exactly?
He probably smashed those speed bumps to see was she faking. In fairness she only reared him so she's a bit selfish not being indestructible and needing a bit of help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
@simon :( I feel ya man.
Got a bunch of people round to our apartment to watch a film. Flatmate thought it'd be cool to do every couple of weeks and it's been nice actually. Come home from football, have a shower and they're usually just about to start it. Anyway, the film finishes and I go to turn it off and the bloke next to me suggests that it's more respectful to those who made the film if we at least watch to the end of the credits.
Wtf :face:
Maintain eye contact, turn off anyway.
They put their heart and soul into those credits, man. Show some respect.
My grandpa's in a bad state, too, Simon. Recently broke his leg and has been stuck in nursing homes since then, and will probably have to stay in one indefinitely unless we get 24-hour home care (which is expensive as shit). The whole situation is a huge, Kafkaesque nightmare. He'd lived in the same house for 45 years so it's depressing that he won't be there anymore. Shit's rough.