So, it turns out that the US student who was arrested in DPRK stole a propaganda poster.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...for-propaganda
He has since made a full and completely sincere apology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWl4v9ijVac
Noob.
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So, it turns out that the US student who was arrested in DPRK stole a propaganda poster.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...for-propaganda
He has since made a full and completely sincere apology.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWl4v9ijVac
Noob.
I hope that's true. Seems like the dumbest wager you could agree to. Also, you don't ask yourself for forgiveness, mate. You ask them.Quote:
In a prepared statement read out before TV cameras, Warmbier said a female member of Friendship United Methodist Church in Wyoming, Ohio, had offered him a used car worth $10,000 if he could return with the banner as a “trophy” from North Korea.
According to North Korean state news agency KCNA, the woman had also promised to pay Warmbier’s mother $200,000 if he was arrested and detained in the North.
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/loc...-flat-1.926720
:D
What a barkit wee cunt eh? Stealing fucking used sex toys. :sick:
Remember when Lofty posted a picture of all the sex toys he had bought? That was a memorable TTH day.
8.2 magnitude earthquake has just hit Indonesia :(
I knew there was a story, I never realised he'd posted a picture :D
Edit: I didn't read JA's post, whoops.
Not real news but I lolled.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...n-has-notions/
Guy fuming after someone ‘sneaks up and locks padlock to his earlobe’ :D
Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/04/guy-fu...#ixzz41xZVy6hF
Jesus fucking christ....Quote:
Tom Grim Fandango Matthews
People with flesh tunnels probably deserve that, tbf.
Fuck off Harold, you misogynistic c...oh. Sorry, as you were.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
http://i.imgur.com/D3ecWVj.png
That is some headline.
66? Jesus :D
Glad to see this one do the rounds. The kid's name. The kid's face.
It's some going to be eighteen hours behind Diljeet.
I did a better job.
He looks like a lesbian.
He's too feminine looking to be a lesbian.
It's hardly the first instance of that joke anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by John
AC/DC cancel the rest of their tour due to Brian Johnson going almost completely deaf.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35751399
Begging seal.
http://www.joe.ie/life-style/watch-h...e-lunch/534233
The other Wachowski has come out as a woman now too, in the least surprising news ever to break.
Lana and Lilly.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Fuck's sake.
:sick:
£4 million to satisfy bigotry.
Quite right too. That 'elephant in the womb' story is brilliant as well.
The McDonalds story it references is even better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
http://irishecho.com/2011/02/mcdonal...s-ballymena-3/
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3201261.html
I reckon I could easily take a dog that size, but there is something about that that I reckon would make me shit myself.
I'd like to see a photo without forced perspective.
I was thinking it would still be freakishly big whatever effect that had, but then I saw this:Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdR6ZNKXIAEUv8P.jpg
Looking again, he's daintily holding it with two fingers a thumb, so it can't weigh very much.
If 'four foot long' and 'weighed almost two stone' are anywhere near the truth then I'm out.
Almost half of that is the tail. It's like me growing my hair, spiking it up and saying I'm 8ft tall.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Mexican Sunday Times? The fuck is that?
Los tiempos domingos.
Mexican is a slang they use for southern Ireland. I think.
Some in the north refer to the south as "Mexico".
People from Northern Ireland regularly refer to Ireland as Mexico, especially level 10 super-prods like Mr McCausland.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
:D
It's fucking pathetic isn't it Pep?
That's a a parody account as well, I should point out, just in case it's not obvious.
He really should buy and go with that Twitter handle though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Boydy
You don't have to buy handles.
Yeah but I doubt he has that much of a sense of humour. I doubt anyone in the DUP does.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giggles
Well, you do if somebody else has one you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
But he already has the handle in question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
You missed Boydy saying parody account?Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
No I didn't. Confused.com now. :baz:
I've never heard that Mexico thing. What's the story behind that?
South of border mainly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewis