Fair play that is a great photo. You need to release a mixtape just to use that photo on the cover.
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Fair play that is a great photo. You need to release a mixtape just to use that photo on the cover.
Come on lads.
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I reckon Magic should give gay a go. He might have to thumb it in soft for a while, but after a few months positive association I reckon you're golden.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Is Igor holding change in that shot or just aggro that he didn't secure?
Igor's mixtape of novelty songs called 'Take Me to Your Bacon'. Tosser.
"Zany Stories from the Train".
Why would I wait? What am I waiting for? I need to build connections now and learn what is and what isn't. Not going to do that if I keep myself to myself.
Thumbing.
Do you want to collaborate on a track
Not anymore.
I arranged it on the same night as my daughter's dance show.
Giggles is right. I'm a disgrace.
I never said you were a disgrace. I'm not very good with the words and stuff but I do hope it all goes great from here on in for you.
Agreed, you're a good man mj and I hope you shag lots of lovely and gross girls soon.x
Thumb.
it in
Ply Waff with enough booze and I'm sure he'd be willing to be on the receiving end.
You look like a chimp fucked Norm from the Twix advert and your wife was alright.
Wtf are you going on about? Still got the mullet.
That picture is actually proper good. Bam i bet you weigh 400 pounds
He wishes.
That was meant to refer to John's mullet, but it works for both.
He has rat features.
0.181 tonnes.
I was talking to a geezer at work about 'dog years' the other day - because we had nothing but actual work to do otherwise - and we decided that there is no reason that animal units shouldn't be used as an appropriate time measure. Why is it a 'working week' rather than a 'Gnats life'? Wouldn't your dreams seem more attainable if they were only 'a Turtles fortnight' away? Shouldn't we measure Chimp Outs in Chimp minutes?
We're on to something.
Anyway. As you were.
Yes magic.
Snapchatting a local bird. Not sure if she's fat.
Go and meet her. You could be a Terapin deep within a Wasps month.
She's a stylist lol. I'd really hoped for an entrepreneur or executive but my Tinder likes are so low I'll actually contemplate minimum wage.
Seriously my like/match ratio must be like 3000-1.
Getting plenty of likes from the cast of Men in Black.
Welcome to online dating.
If he'd said 'half a Whales cock' we'd all know where we stand.
Whats going on with you and animals recently?
How recently are we talking?
2 years.
As long as it takes a turkeys gizzard to freeze then.
I told some girl I was in the bath reading and naturally she asked what it was. I didn't actually forsee that stupidly. I was reading a book called DEEPER DATING. In my dad's bath. Drinking a cup of chamomile tea.
Nonce. :cool:
I told her I was pulling the plug with my penis.