Wanking in Work

Is this a thing?

The fact you've created this thread strongly suggests that for you it is.

I did it once. Working in a restaurant in Miami led to some great sights and that one time I just couldn't resist.

No for me. Too hard drive straight.

Nope.

I fucking hope not. We already have signs up for plebs missing the urinal.

Sometimes, but I’m young and virile

I work in a place where we share the toilet with our warehouse staff. The warehouse is full of very young men who work in desperate tedium for low pay over many hours. If you walk in there at 3pm on any normal day, there's usually more than enough evidence to secure a conviction without needing to call in Hercule Poirot.

Didn't Magic say he cranked one out in some place's reception area once?

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I don't make a habit of it, but it helps to break up the afternoon.

Bit awkward when the boss is there but generally after a coffee.

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Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd

I work in a place where we share the toilet with our warehouse staff. The warehouse is full of very young men who work in desperate tedium for low pay over many hours. If you walk in there at 3pm on any normal day, there's usually more than enough evidence to secure a conviction without needing to call in Hercule Poirot.

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The Koreans are all at it behind their desks. Look at their eyes.

Yes, I have made this joke before.

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Originally Posted by Ian

Didn't Magic say he cranked one out in some place's reception area once?

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Yeah when we moved I still had keys for the old place. Used to go check the IT spares a couple of times a week and had wanks in the women's toilets.

You man are some freaks. Close this thread down.

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Originally Posted by Magic

Yeah when we moved I still had keys for the old place. Used to go check the IT spares a couple of times a week and had wanks in the women's toilets.

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I bet you stuck old Doris’ pen up your arse as well you creature.