Anyone watching Life on Marbs? :drool:
Printable View
Anyone watching Life on Marbs? :drool:
Fucking hell john it was a joke.
It's the Bake Off final tomorrow. :drool:
Cmon Tamal.
Although a Nadiya win would also be acceptable.
I'd like to see somebody with no personality whatsoever win the Bake Off. Maybe I could do it. Learn to bake, and then don it every week with robotic perfection whilst refusing to BANTER with 'Hollywood' Paul Hollywood and them lesbians.
'It's a chocolate cake, Paul. It's chocolate-flavoured cake. Now if you don't mind, I have to make my chocolate cake.'
Big Brother should re-name to House of Tards.
No?
:(
Lewis watches bake off?
'Mel' isn't a lesbian. She'd be a brilliant sex partner. It'd be like getting a blowie from Dr. Zoidberg.
My mother does, so I absorb it if I'm in the living room. Hollywood needs putting firmly in his place.
Uh huh, I believe you.
Harold :D
Is that actually her though? They all look the same when they've got that much make up on.
Yes, it's her. She became a webcam girl and escort after X-Factor.
I see it's been deleted, which is odd. Is nudity allowed or not? And if not, why not? Not like there's anything to protect.
Who??
About Chloe
Its not about what you heard . Its what your hearing.
:D
No thanks, John.
She's actually a millionairess now.
http://www.chloemafiaofficial.com/
Do as you please, but next time you break them you'll get the ban you should have got for that.
Most definitely an escort, loads of them carted out to Dubai now.
Fucking lol, looked at her Instagram and she has this post:
http://i.imgur.com/rmg8G8R.png
The quickest of reverse imaging reveals it's the foyer for a new build block of flats in Huddersfield, I feel like she was trying to suggest it was an image of her house the cheeky tart.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-34628324.html
he is a prick, but Mary Berry's worse. I hate her. Actually, all the presenters are annoying.
Nadiya and Tamal are good though, and Flora was alright in a oh god what's gone wrong now? poor girl! kinda way.
That posh bloke with the bulb head and homegrown basil and rubbish homemade wooden cutting blocks can get lost though. Ian is it? Typical.
As for the LOLOL u watch bake off m8? I've only watched the last 3 episodes and thought it as alright. Something not too bad that we both agree on - a rarity!
I was gutted I missed the last bakeoff and then recorded some shitty last series rerun special on Sunday instead of the repeat. Chocolate week and all.
Apprentice next week :drool:
There is a documentary about seven year old trannies on Channel 4. These people are just idiots.
Did anyone see 'We Want Our Country Back' on BBC Three. Now we all know the BBC is a biased organisation but they usually try and pretend otherwise. Not in this.
I saw 'Is Britain Racist?' last night. They kept running 'experiments' that either proved nothing or proved we aren't, and then they explained them away with 'Although this proves nothing, the black lad got looked at in a shop, so...'
I missed that one, I don't think I'll bother with the BBC on this kind of issue any more. Some of Britain First are obviously twats, but there was some absolutely ridiculous bias in this, not to mention outright lies. Such as 'as usual with right wing demonstrations, it soon descended into violence' - camera pans out to show no violence beyond a few nasty words. In fact, the only violence shown was by Muslims attacking them but, as was pointed out, it's okay because they were provoked. Obviously.
The other highlight was some pleb from 'Liberty GB' trying to explain to the brown presenter that she wasn't ethnically British. He wasn't doing a particularly good job of explaining himself (because 'British' is a political state), but she got all offended because she didn't understand what ethnicity means and took it to mean she was a second class citizen.
The Muslim woman gets to stay at home all day baking whilst the two blokes have to work. It's not fair.
I tried to use an icing bag once, but I had made the icing too thick for the nozzle and it just burst all over my hands. Icing. :drool:
Jake Yapp on GBBO is worth watching.
Those things look like the most uninspiring dessert ever to be handed.
Berry going to sabotage this. Can't have colonials winning.
I wasn't bothered who won until I saw that grown man (and father of two) crying over a baking competition, at which point I wanted him to lose. I imagine his kids will grow up gay/trans anyway if they're watching their old man doing all the housework, but he's just surrendered any authority he might require in future.
Not to worry lads she'll be off to Syria next week with the kids.
Is it just me or does 'Grimmy' look like he can dislocate his entire jaw on demand? He doesn't look or sound like a real human being.
I almost feel like we need a third TV thread now for non-serial stuff that doesn't fall under the auspices of braindead shite.
Did anybody see this week's Only Connect? It looks like they've seriously ramped up the difficulty for the knockout rounds of this series, even some of the vowel stuff was too obscure for me.
Watching the X Factor and my gran has just said about the weird, confused American freak:
'He's definitely got the trans vote'
Well...
Oh look Arouna Kone is on FirstDates.
Because telling your date you cross dress and go gay bars is gonna help you pull :face:
And of course, it worked for him. You're on fire this week.
She wants a gay friend to go out with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGzeC9IaGLc
Did you know they're making a sixth season of the IT Crowd where Roy didn't actually die in the meth lab?
Lee out of Eastenders was fine fixing that plug until 'er indoors started nattering him, yet he's getting all the grief. Seething.
This 'Gavin' looks like Geoffrey Hayes as well, which slightly undermines his villain credentials.
Ian Beale's mam looks good to say she must be pushing pension age.
What am I even doing with my life?
The unfortunate thing is that you'd be screened out early doors unless you could fake the BANTER and PERSONALITY in the auditions. My aunt was on some minor Italian reality, and was in the last few rounds of selection for The Apprentice there as well, and she's corroborated that it's pretty much 100% personality driven.