Poll Results

His every touch of the ball brings a tremble to my nethers

1. 7om,
2. Alan Shearer The 2nd,
3. CJay

I like him a healthy amount and think his career is worth a World Cup win

1. -james-,
2. Spoonsky,
3. SvN

I like him but sod Argentina winning

1. niko_cee,
2. thommo

He's great, obviously, but I don't care if he succeeds or fails

1. Dquincy,
2. Jimmy Floyd,
3. mo,
4. Offshore Toon,
5. Queenslander

He's great, obviously, but pundits need to settle down

1. Baz,
2. Bernanke,
3. Lewis,
4. Sir Andy Mahowry,
5. Spikey M

I'm a racist and that's why I hate him

I'm an idiot and will argue he's actually not all that good