Probably the one sport where a non-compete actually matters. Dan Ashworth can advise on signings etc. all day without it actually being official but...
I think the whole on the beach thing is a bit bygone era. The mindset to get to a first XI these days requires you to be such a lunatic that I don't...
Quite, they're 3 points better off due to the most incompetent call in years and moaning because they got a penalty 15 seconds later than they should...