[Football] Midweek Fixtures (Tues 19 - Thurs 21 April)

[Reg]

19:45 unless stated.
Full TV listings - http://www.live-footballontv.com

TUESDAY

Newcastle v Man City - SS1

Birmingham v Preston
Brentford v Cardiff
Brighton v QPR
Bristol City v Derby
Burnley v Middlesbrough
Ipswich v Fulham
Leeds v Wolves
Nottm Forest v Blackburn
Rotherham v Huddersfield
Sheff Wed v MK Dons
Bolton v Charlton - 20:00
Reading v Hull - 20:00

Bayern Munich v Werder Bremen (Cup SF) - 19:30 BTS Europe
Napoli v Bologna - BTS2

WEDNESDAY

West Ham v Watford
Liverpool v Everton - 20:00 SS1
Man Utd v Crystal Palace 20:00

Deportivo v Barcelona - 19:00 SS3
Hertha Berlin v Dortmund (Cup SF) - 19:30 BTS Europe
Roma v Torino - BTS ESPN
Juventus v Lazio BTS2
Athletic Bilbao v Atletico Madrid - SS Red Button
Genoa v Inter Milan - BTS Extra 3
Udinese v Fiorentina - BTS Extra 2
Real Madrid v Villarreal - 21:00 SS3

THURSDAY

Arsenal v West Brom - SS1

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[Kikó]

Solid 1-0 home win.

[Max Power]

Shame that Burnley/Boro game isn't on TV.

[Lee]

Championship promotion race looks cracking.

Looking forward to tonight's Premier League game. Need Newcastle to build some momentum so they have something to play for on the last day against Spurs.

Already buzzing for Sunday against Swansea. We're going to win the league. :cool:

[Davgooner]

No Vardy no party.

[Weaver]

Darlow; Anita, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummett; Townsend, Tioté, Colback, Sissoko; Perez; Cissé. Bench of Woodman, Aarons, de Jong, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Saivet, Mitrovic.

Hart; Zabaleta, Kompany, Mangala, Kolarov; Fernando, Touré; Navas, de Bruyne, Delph; Aguero. Bench of Caballero, Demichelis, Otamendi, Fernandinho, Bony, Sterling, Iheanacho.

[Magic]

Think we'll win tonight.

[John]

I hadn't realised Shelvey had been quite such a complete non entity at Newcastle.

Man City to win by four.

[Waffdon]

Mitrovic not starting again. :(

[five time]

Has Saivet played a game yet?

[Shindig]

This will be a tough one to watch.

[Waffdon]

More terrific officiating.

[Magic]

Rotheram winning again. Dinosaurnock. :(

[Magic]

Decision not to make Aguero captain on the basis of his CL football turning out to be absolutely spot on.

[Magic]

There's proper serious potential for us to finish in the top 10. Given we were absolute relegation fodder about 5 games ago shows you how utterly shite this league is.

[Waffdon]

That's a peach of a goal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Anita :cool:

[Shindig]

Vurn from the stern.

[Samadini]

Fair fucks to Benitez, he's made improvements to performances pretty much every game. Such a shitter he's only had 8 games and we're going down.

[Byron]

Rotheram winning again. Dinosaurnock. :(

More like Cunt.

[Lewis]

That is the worst offside decision I can remember. Jesus.

[Magic]

Derby. :harold:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Brighton into the top two. Watch them cunt it now. Like golfers when they sniff a Sunday lead.

[Magic]

Not anymore.

[Shindig]

There is hope.

[Samadini]

That Wijnaldum chance is probably the difference between staying up and going down. Can't even be mad at him as he did brilliant to make the chance and didn't shank the shot.

[Weaver]

Good performance from us... I thought we were the better team for the majority of the game, but we've played City a few times when they've scored late goals at St James' Park so I think we probably did the right thing in not going hell for leather at the end.

We play twice more before Norwich next play, against Liverpool (A) and Palace (H).

EDIT: Middlesbrough chucking the lead :(

[Lee]

Guaranteed top three for us after that. Obviously that gets lost because of where we are in the league, but fuck me that's some achievement.

[Magic]

It'll be classed as a BOTTLE JOB if it's anything other than 1st.

[GS]

Somehow about Leicester.

[Magic]

Somehow about Leicester.

:D

[Lee]

It'll be classed as a BOTTLE JOB if it's anything other than 1st.

It will be a bottle job if we finish lower than 1st. Still a brilliant achievement though.

It's all about Leicester, GS. Leonardo Ulloa to win more titles than Steven Gerrard. Lol.

[GS]

It will be a bottle job if we finish lower than 1st. Still a brilliant achievement though.

It's all about Leicester, GS. Leonardo Ulloa to win more titles than Steven Gerrard. Lol.

Djimi Traore has more European Cup medals than real Ronaldo. I've made my peace with such statistics.

[Magic]

We've not had enough Schmeical then his son winning the BPL before Cess.

[Lee]

Djimi Traore has more European Cup medals than real Ronaldo. I've made my peace with such statistics.

Fucking hell that's actually quite upsetting. Mind you the Gerrard statistic will be better if it happens because Gerrard is a massive dickhead.

[Shindig]

I'll take the point and performance but it now means Palace are out of reach. It could be a complete shit-off or us and/or the mackems could find form which, for one of us, would be for naught. :(

[niko_cee]

The blue and white tide to roll over South London on Saturday.

[SincereTheRebel]

Henry laughing at his own jokes during the pre and post show. He is slowly turning into a pundit cornball.

[Davgooner]

Attendance tomorrow night could be the lowest since...the weekend. Club has been advertising the GS heavily this week; first time I can recall this happening. It's great to see and ultimately this sort of thing is more likely to lead to change.

[Giggles]

Attendance tomorrow night could be the lowest since...the weekend. Club has been advertising the GS heavily this week; first time I can recall this happening. It's great to see and ultimately this sort of thing is more likely to lead to change.

GS? Is that some sort of a rumble?

[phonics]

General Sale. In the 5 years I was at Uni in the UK, 3 games went on General Sale.

[Reg]

Unbeaten in 11 now, I think we'll overtake Burnley and possibly even Boro. Ever since that 4-1 loss we've been excellent.

Looking forward to this Barca game about to kick off. A pleasant surprise actually having a Spanish title race all of a sudden.

[Lee]

Barcelona are a shambles at the back so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The scenes when we finish in the top 4 :drool:

[Giggles]

Never noticed there was Prem games tonight. In had just assumed this was a CL week when your were all mentioning Barcelona.

[Lee]

Fuck me, Terry McDermott is looking rough. Dead before Christmas.

[Reg]

Deportivo are just pretending to play now. Lazy marking and it's 4-0.

[Reg]

Is anyone watching United-Palace? From the lineup it looks like Rooney is maybe playing alongside Schneiderlin.

5-0 Suarez.

[John Arne]

Enough of the short fucking corners. Complete waste of time.

[Raoul Duke]

0-7 to Barca here :D

Even that chancer Messi has scored.

[John Arne]

Everton can't defend for shit. 2-0. Two back post headers.

[John Arne]

8-0 :D

4 goals and 3 assists for Suarez. :drool:

[Max Power]

Everton are so bad. When they lose 1-0 in the Cup on Saturday that should be the end for Martinez

[Weaver]

If Everton didn't have an FA Cup Semi Final this weekend, I would say it was time for Martinez to go.

There's no plan here, they've been getting beat for every first and second ball and they haven't got the quality to get back into this. Who's on #MartinezWatch at the moment?

[Waffdon]

Should have been sacked last year, the flange.

[Mike]

Sakho :cool2:

[Max Power]

I wonder if they do any kind of defensive drills in training? Or does Martinez just gather all the players in a circle and tell them what fantastic human beings they are?

[Gray Fox]

Why are Everton offering no closing down whatsoever outside their area?

[Magic]

Martial cunt.

[Baz]

Time for Martinez to go, wherever their cup run ends. Even winning the final ought to spell the end, really. No idea who'd get the gig though. Apart from Moyes (LOL) Bielsa is favourite with the bookies, which would be dreadful.

[Waffdon]

Mourinho really should be going to Everton, what with their new prince owner.

[Serj]

Oh fuck off. Origi's the only striker that's not useless at the moment. Seems like that tackle did his ankle in and/or a ligament.

[randomlegend]

Oooft. Good 'it son.

[Boydy]

I went to make a cup of tea and came back to see Origi being stretchered off. What happened?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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[Serj]

I went to make a cup of tea and came back to see Origi being stretchered off. What happened?

Funes Mori went through/stamped on his ankle studs first.

Clip here:

https://streamable.com/mqu0

[John Arne]

I went to make a cup of tea and came back to see Origi being stretchered off. What happened?

Funes Mori caught him late on his ankle, whilst his ankle was planted. Looked pretty serious.

[Gray Fox]

I have no hatred towards Everton itself, but the lad deserves a kicking for the reaction to that tackle. Showing the badge like he's proud of it.

[Mike]

Good job with have Sturridge.

[Boydy]

Funes Mori went through/stamped on his ankle studs first.

Clip here:

https://streamable.com/mqu0

Jesus, that's horrible.

[Waffdon]

I have no hatred towards Everton itself, but the lad deserves a kicking for the reaction to that tackle. Showing the badge like he's proud of it.

I think I love him. What a guy.

[Boydy]

That Everton fan in the crowd with his face in his hands. :D

[Giggles]

:cool:

Moar injuries please.

[John Arne]

Obsessed.

[Yevrah]

Martinez can't have much time left in the job presumably, the massive chancer.

[Serj]

I have no hatred towards Everton itself, but the lad deserves a kicking for the reaction to that tackle. Showing the badge like he's proud of it.

Even someone from Everton's coaching staff had a go at him, I'd suspect it was for that. What a twat.

[Davgooner]

That gimp in the crowd. :face:

[Lee]

Martinez can't have much time left in the job presumably, the massive chancer.

I think they should wait until after we've played them, personally.

[Giggles]

Martinez can't have much time left in the job presumably, the massive chancer.

Was it yourself that seen this coming from day one?

[Max Power]

No Totti, no party :cool:

[John Arne]

Robles almost has a goal kick as shit as Mignolet.

[Lee]

Yev had Martinez nailed from the outset. Hands up. You'd think he'd have learned to organise a fucking defence by now. I can only assume he hasn't tried.

[Davgooner]

This has been an absolute fisting from about the 10th minute.

[Lewis]

Roberto Martinez has taken Everton to the next level. David Moyes was holding them back.

[Max Power]

Jesus what an absolute pasting for the School Of Science. Embarrassing.

[Lee]

Liverpool are going to be seriously good when Klopp's had a summer window to play with. Is it true they're about to be bought out by Arab oil men as well?

[Yevrah]

Was it yourself that seen this coming from day one?

I was impressed with how he started at Everton, but I was never a fan of him at Wigan and thought it was laughable he was being linked with the jobs he was having flirted with relegation every season before ultimately actually relegating them.

As far as I could see it was because his Wigan team played 'nice' football, which presumably negated his shocking inability to organise a defence in the eyes of his advocates.

[Yevrah]

Roberto Martinez has taken Everton to the next level. David Moyes was holding them back.

He might well have been, but we'll never know now given the astonishingly shit appointment of Martinez.

[Lee]

I was impressed with how he started at Everton, but I was never a fan of him at Wigan and thought it was laughable he was being linked with the jobs he was having flirted with relegation every season before ultimately actually relegating them.

As far as I could see it was because his Wigan team played 'nice' football, which presumably negated his shocking inability to organise a defence in the eyes of his advocates.

It was that he was keeping Wigan up whilst playing good football, which still has to go down as a good job when you see what's happened to that club since. Won the cup as well, remember. I thought he'd do well at a bigger club with more resources. And I thought with better players at his disposal it would be easier to organise a defence. He clearly isn't capable, or even interested in doing so.

[Gray Fox]

Liverpool are going to be seriously good when Klopp's had a summer window to play with. Is it true they're about to be bought out by Arab oil men as well?

I'm hearing a lot of this. FSG have always claimed they aren't in it for the money, but they're an investment group at heart so for the right price they'll piss off.

[Lee]

33 attempts to 3, 13 on target to nil. Fucking hell, what a bumming.

[Jimmy Floyd]

the School Of Science

Love archaic references like that. See also John Motson still calling us 'the Pensioners'.

[Yevrah]

It was that he was keeping Wigan up whilst playing good football, which still has to go down as a good job when you see what's happened to that club since. Won the cup as well, remember. I thought he'd do well at a bigger club with more resources. And I thought with better players at his disposal it would be easier to organise a defence. He clearly isn't capable, or even interested in doing so.

Oh I understand the arguments in favour of him and he did a good job with Wigan, there's no doubt about that. It was only a good job mind, with the FA Cup win glossing over the fact that in the league there was absolutely no progress year on year, with embarrassing tonkings occuring all to regularly from his first premier league game to the last.

It was ultimately the same as with Moyes, in that I saw nothing in the way he approached managing his side that suggested he could cope with a big step up.

[Waffdon]

Torres with another huge goal for Atletico :cool:

[Yevrah]

Torres with another huge goal for Atletico :cool:

Is he 'back to his best' or are they all going in off his shins?

[Boydy]

There's some dickhead in the crowd wearing a Napoli top.

[Giggles]

Liverpool are going to be seriously good when Klopp's had a summer window to play with. Is it true they're about to be bought out by Arab oil men as well?

The only saving grace is that hopefully Guardiola and the money will be enough to keep them away from the title for a few years.

[Boydy]

12/1 on Betfair for Liverpool to win the title next year.

Get on it now. :nodd:

[Yevrah]

Who are favourites? If it's fucking Arsenal....

[Lewis]

He might well have been, but we'll never know now given the astonishingly shit appointment of Martinez.

The Chosen One spoiled Everton fans with consistent over-achievement. They have simply settled back into being a crap club.

[Waffdon]

Is he 'back to his best' or are they all going in off his shins?

He looks pretty dece with Griezmann up top beside him. His last few goals before tonight were all nice finishes one on one. Tonights:

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[John Arne]

Klopp's reaction to Lucas' shot :D

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[Boydy]

Who are favourites? If it's fucking Arsenal....

City at 2.5.

Chelsea are at 5.0 and Arsenal are third favourites at 6.5.

[Boydy]

He looks pretty dece with Griezmann up top beside him. His last few goals before tonight were all nice finishes one on one. Tonights:

Stop this.

[Waffdon]

It is a fantastic word.

[Boydy]

It's really not.

[Reg]

City will win the league but those Liverpool odds are good.

Gutted I missed the Totti party.

[Boydy]

City won't. 'Pep' will get found out.

[bruhnaldo]

What the fuck is "dece"?

Is that short for decent?

Please tell me it's not.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Who are favourites? If it's fucking Arsenal....

Pep Guardiola's City 5/4
Chelsea 11/2
Arsenal 11/2
Man Utd 7/1
Tottenham 8/1
Liverpool 12/1
Leicester 25/1
etc

Those are ropey as fuck in my view. I can't see Chelsea coming particularly close to the top six next season for a start.

[Max Power]

If you coud guarantee me Levy woulnd't try to cash in on any of their players this summer I'd be all over Spurs. Young squad is only going improve next season imo.

[randomlegend]

It's really not.

It is, because if someone uses it you immediately know they're a cunt.

[GS]

That Everton performance is the sort of shafting that should see players and manager sacked before they've even walked back into the dressing room. Genuinely abysmal. We were great, mind.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sell Dele Alli to Man Utd for £50 million and move the proceeds offshore. Peak Levy.

[Boydy]

:nono: at the anti-Semitism in here.

[Magic]

Dece is a good word, you bunch of presh cunts.

[John Arne]

:nono: at the anti-Semitism in here.

Not sure if serious.

[GS]

Not sure if serious.

He's a member of the Labour Party.

[Jimmy Floyd]

:nono: at the anti-Semitism in here.

We should remember all grasping sales, not just Gareth Bale.

[Boydy]

Not sure if serious.

:eyemouth:


Trust GS to bring the Labour Party into it. 'Somehow about Labour' is the new 'somehow about Liverpool'.

[GS]

I couldn't miss an open goal. Unlike Jezza at PMQs every week. :henn0rz:

[Luke Emia]

People seem to be getting a bit giddy about Liverpool and it's not actually the fans. We are better than we were 6 months ago but we are still a long way from challenging in a consistent basis. Far too many times this seasons there have been defeats where we have rolled over and I don't think Klopp can fix all of that in one window. It's encouraging but I've been here far too many times when the pressure is off. It's easy to put together a good run of form now when the season is pretty much over.

[Magic]

Steering football chat towards political chat is really like sexually abusing a child.

[Boydy]

Steering football chat towards political chat is really like sexually abusing a child.

You would know.

[Magic]

You would know.

I've never done such a thing. Football and state affairs are mutually exclusive.

[Magic]

I think that's the wrong term isn't it?

[Magic]

GS is a nonce is my point, basically.

[Waffdon]

The absolute seethe Funes Mori has created by kissing the badge. Sheeesh.

[Boydy]

GS is a nonce is my point, basically.

I was calling you a nonce but sure, let's go with that instead.

[Magic]

The absolute seethe Funes Mori has created by kissing the badge. Sheeesh.

The murderers are SEETHING. Not like those horrible cunts to be absolutely classless and violent is it?

[Waffdon]

Our player accidentally breaks a Dundee players leg and he's round at his house taking pictures for the newspaper. Funes Mori grabs the badge after planting one on Origi. Hero.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Or a filthy Argie, perhaps.

[Waffdon]

Filfty South American. The best type.

[Kikó]

I for one am delighted in Martinez being shown up. The massive twat.

Van Gaal claimed he didn't see empty seats last night. The man is a walking bullshit machine.

[Baz]

Pep Guardiola's City 5/4
Chelsea 11/2

I can't see Chelsea coming particularly close to the top six next season for a start.Oh I think the opposite. I reckon Conte will absolutely beast the league next season, and show "Pep" up.

[phonics]

http://i.imgur.com/o6C1Upy.png


....

[Giggles]

I thought Jimmy worked for Koreans.

[Magic]

I tell you what a cheeky fiver on Cess would be a shout.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh I think the opposite. I reckon Conte will absolutely beast the league next season, and show "Pep" up.

Even if Conte is ace, the squad is bullshit. His Juve sides had multiple strong leaders and personalities, especially at the back. This Chelsea squad has none. The closest thing we have to a leader on the pitch is John Obi Mikel, which says it all. Diego Costa wants out, Fabregas is well past his best, Matic has gone through the floor. Eden Hazard is like a knackered horse heading for the glue factory. As for the defence, well, post Terry and with Zouma in a body bag, we're just inviting teams into our box and nobody is taking responsibility.

You look around at the other teams around the top six and I have no idea why people think we would go past any of them. The squad needs reforming both from above and below. We've lost all our identity. It'll take several years to get back to the top, if we do. We've seen our last of the Champions League for a while.

[phonics]

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/723097537343807488

Jezza :cool:

[Reg]

Next season is going to be great. Two new top managers, Pep revolutionising English football, Conte being a mean bastard, Leicester showing Barcelona and Bayern Munich what's up, Liverpool and Spurs challenging Brighton for the Premier League title.

[SvN]

Even if Conte is ace, the squad is bullshit. His Juve sides had multiple strong leaders and personalities, especially at the back. This Chelsea squad has none. The closest thing we have to a leader on the pitch is John Obi Mikel, which says it all. Diego Costa wants out, Fabregas is well past his best, Matic has gone through the floor. Eden Hazard is like a knackered horse heading for the glue factory. As for the defence, well, post Terry and with Zouma in a body bag, we're just inviting teams into our box and nobody is taking responsibility.

You look around at the other teams around the top six and I have no idea why people think we would go past any of them. The squad needs reforming both from above and below. We've lost all our identity. It'll take several years to get back to the top, if we do. We've seen our last of the Champions League for a while.

You won the league a year ago. The squad isn't that bad. 3-4 signings and you'll be challenging.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We won the league with a vintage Terry, a marauding Matic, a motivated Costa and four excellent months from Fabregas at the start. We also had Mourinho, who knows how to close out a title even when it all went somewhat to pot in the last third of the season. We may get that with Conte but the rest is not forthcoming.

[Lewis]

United's title odds are pretty long to say they're either 1) going to hose loads more money at the problem; 2) sign the best manager around and then hose loads more money at the problem. Obviously that guarantees nothing, but Arsenal do guarantee absolute failure, so they should at least be considered a more likely champion than them.

[Vim]

The biggest Italian football page on facebook made a joke event a few months ago, a collective road trip to celebrate Ranieri's title win. They just announced that regardless of the outcome, they're actually going to organize the event officially so prepare to see a few thousands Italians driving into Leicester in a month or so. I'm hoping I can make it as well.

[Magic]

Can you come and get the fuckers from Leeds too please mate.

[Giggles]

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

No Ivanovic and Mahrez is in? Garth Crooks is seething.

[Giggles]

Looks pretty solid. I'd have had Lloris instead of De Gea and can't believe Danny Rose is the best left back in the league, but that's about it.

[Kikó]

Popbitch
Leicester City coming top of
the Premier League is about
as close as you can get to
a fairytale story in football,
but there may be an especially
juicy cherry on top for their
lovely manager, Claudio Ranieri.

Leicester bosses were so keen
to write a bunch of stringent
get-out clauses in his contract
should Leicester get relegated
that they paid no attention to
what would happen if the team
did better than expected.

Which stands to reason. If
your team was a 5,000-1
outsider to win the league
you probably wouldn't have
cared if the manager's contract
had a clause for an absolutely
enormous bonus for doing just that would you?

[Lee]

Good. They can afford it anyway.

[Disco]

It will be a crazy mental achievement if it happens so a ridiculous bonus wouldn't be unreasonable.

[CJay]

That's one of the most beautiful poems I've ever read.

[Disco]

:D

[Giggles]

The Bet365 Stadium. Nice.

[Magic]

1.7m bonus. Paid to Ranieri Group Ltd based in the BVI.

[John Arne]

Are Arsenal fans protesting ticket prices / Wenger? There seems to be a lot of empty seats, even for a midweeker against WBA.

[John]

Niall Quinn has added wonky pronounciation to the list of reasons he's interminable. Oatsil and Catchelny agree.

[Magic]

Are Arsenal fans protesting ticket prices / Wenger? There seems to be a lot of empty seats, even for a midweeker against WBA.

No they're just shit.

[Andy]

If you coud guarantee me Levy woulnd't try to cash in on any of their players this summer I'd be all over Spurs. Young squad is only going improve next season imo.

I think the Champions League will take a lot out of them. They have also been super lucky with Kane staying fit.

If they sign a couple of key squad players they will have a great chance.

[John]

AC Milan have apparently had their players do a haka before their game tonight as part of some advertising campaign. :D

[Davgooner]

Are Arsenal fans protesting ticket prices / Wenger? There seems to be a lot of empty seats, even for a midweeker against WBA.

2500 STs were given over to ticket exchange by mooks who probably had a poetry recital to go to instead. At the end of the day this is par for the course when you give tickets to twats. West Ham's 10,000 season tickets to youth for £100 is fucking immense in comparison, whatever the motivation.

[John]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaQhYBkoQOY

Fucking hell. :D

[Lewis]

That must be a low for selling out relative to the stature of the club. It's the sort of thing a non-league team would do to go viral.

[GS]

Fucking hell.

[Mazuuurk]

What? Just... what? Can someone explain to me why they are doing that?

[Reg]

Apparently it was actors and it was for Milan's sponsor Nivea.

[Pleb]

...and I thought I was bad :D

[Magic]

It terrified Carpi(?!) as they succumbed to a 0-0 away draw.

[Magic]

So it was actors just wearing the kit? Were actors also watching in the Carpi kit or was that their real team? What does a Haka have to do with bloody Nivea anyway?

[Magic]

Also has anyone seen the video of Kane, Ozil etc saying 'time to go, Massimo'?

:D

[Magic]

https://twitter.com/magicjohnson89/status/722852079564271616

Hahaha.

[Pleb]

Is that you?

[Magic]

Is what me.

[Lewis]

'White Leeds'? It's probably Lee Bowyer and Jonathan Woodgate.

[Giggles]

Is what me.


The first guy I think. What's it about?


EDIT: No actually, you're Scottish.

[Magic]

No of course it's not me. :cab:

He's a mental who's got famous people somehow to say things related to Leeds (and things like pretending to be other people to trick players etc).

[Magic]

Ant & Dec. :D

[igor_balis]

Brass Eye it ain't but fair play to the lad.

[Magic]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36106041

:D

I can't think of anything more corrupt than Nigerian Football Federation Presidential elections.

[Magic]

https://twitter.com/magicjohnson89/status/722852079564271616

Hahaha.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/kane-slams-disgraceful-video-hoax-6t0smqgn5

Four of the Premier League’s highest-profile players were tricked into recording a video apparently calling for Massimo Cellino, the Leeds United owner, to step down in the belief that they were sending a message to a dying child.

:D Fuck me.

[Magic]

I'm sorry but in what world does 'Time to go, Massimo' (if Massimo is the dying child here) sound like a reasonable message to a dying child? Fuck me. Thick cunts.

[John]

That's a bit good. It's not Wagner telling Bobby Sands to eat his Christmas dinner, but it's good.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Harry Kane always looks to me like he has an IQ of 0.

[Giggles]

Harry Kane always looks to me like he has an IQ of 0.

He's a professional footballer so that's probably not far off the mark.

[Mazuuurk]

Harry Kane baffles me. I don't get exactly what he's good at. He's no powerhouse, yet he has some pretty good aerial presence, he's not very quick, yet he finds space a lot, he doesn't seem to be much of a dribbler or a #tekkers guy, yet he seems to be able to twist and turn away from defenders. The only thing I find amazing about him is his shot, he seems to be able to finish low, with power and almost always right next to the post. There's some real Fat Ronaldo vibes about his finishing.

[John Arne]

"Harry, can you record a message for my dying brother, please?"

"It's time to say good bye, little Tommy!"

[Giggles]

Kane is the least faffiest finisher too. Normally just hits it.