Where's Benny?

[SvN]

He seems to have fallen off the face of the internet. Is he dead? Is he in prison? Any other speculation?

[Magic]

I think he died just after the migration.

[Spammer]

Yeah definitely dead

[bruhnaldo]

Rip

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's had a meltdown.

He renamed himself to 'Mr. Chorizo' on Steam and just seems to play CS:GO for most of the day.

However he's not logged on for 2 days now so he's definitely dead.

[Magic]

:D

That's even better/worse than him dying.

[Lewis]

I thought he only posted from work, and was obviously unable to now, but 'Mr. Chorizo' is a much better explanation.

[Magic]

I'm still lolling at Mr. Chorizo and gaming all day.

Mr. fucking Chorizo. :D

https://media1.giphy.com/media/NaxKt9aSzAspO/200_s.gif

[Giggles]

What constitutes a meltdown? I'm picturing the Mrs having fucked off and him being jobless if he's gaming all day.

I had heard he'd just got fed up of here and that was that.

[John]

Heard from where?

I assumed the same as Lewis, that he just couldn't post from work anymore, but he's always seemed vaguely unstable so a breakup sending him into a tailspin is very possible.

[Giggles]

Heard from where?

I assumed the same as Lewis, that he just couldn't post from work anymore, but he's always seemed vaguely unstable so a breakup sending him into a tailspin is very possible.

Someone here. Can't remember who now, but it was one of the non idiots. Not that he got fed up specifically but that the was pretty busy so just let it slide altogether.

I had enquired and posted about it before as he had been talking about going to Krakow so I was afraid he had got chopped up.

[Ian]

I can confirm the Mr. Chorizo thing. The weirdo.

[Lewis]

lol, quality. Now Taz. I reckon he got married and took her name.

[Kikó]

He's fine. Nothing to report.

[Ian]

His "Mr. Chorizo" avatar on Steam:
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/7d/7d2b0cc24190ece50d2f277d228994e9ef4e66c9_full.jpg

[Pepe]

Mr. Chorizo. :face:

Good riddance, the cunt. Taz on the other hand is missed.

[Magic]

lol, quality. Now Taz. I reckon he got married and took her name.

:D

Was it someone on here that was to do that but was lolled out of it or was that another forum?

[Pepe]

It was here.

[Giggles]

Yeah who was that? I knew a twat in tohe real world did it once too.

[Pepe]

Can't recall, ask Lewis.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's fine. Nothing to report.

Word is he turned down an invitation to your wedding.

[John]

Was Byron, I think.

[Lewis]

Yeah, and Browning knew somebody who was doing it. Pathetic.

[Giggles]

In fairness the lad I knew was Scottish and it was some clan related bollocks. Still didn't stop him getting ripped to shreds for it though.

[Byron]

Was Byron, I think.

Whosawhatsit now?

[Magic]

http://thedugout.tv/community/showthread.php?t=94246&highlight=married

@Byron (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=72)

:harold:

The first post. :nodd:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shameful shit.

[GS]

What is your surname again, Byron? I can't fucking remember. :moop:

[Byron]

Oh yeah, I remember that now.

[Magic]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-14-2015/lOFS29.gif

[Pepe]

Is Byron the one with a S. American missus?

[Giggles]

Has anyone messaged Chorizo face on Steam then? (If you can message on Steam).

[Magic]

Yeah Ian message him to let him know we're all howling with laughter at the shameful mess he's become. :harold:

[Byron]

Is Byron the one with a S. American missus?

Si.

5char

[Ian]

Next time I see him on I'll let him know.

[Magic]

There's no 5char limit on this board, you bollockless freak.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is Byron the one with a S. American missus?

Aye, Peruvian.

[Byron]

There's no 5char limit on this board, you bollockless freak.

Well I didn't know that you jumped up cokehead.

[Pepe]

So are you rolling around with an English name and a Spanish surname?

[Magic]

:D

Oh fuck me.

[Lewis]

His old name made him sound like a West African, so it can't be much worse.

[Byron]

So are you rolling around with an English name and a Spanish surname?

She's adopted, so English surname.

It's a moot point anyway, she decided to take my name and use her old surname as a middle name.

[Byron]

His old name made him sound like a West African, so it can't be much worse.

If it were anyone else I'd wonder how you know my surname but that description is terrifyingly on the money.

The worst aspect is it's French so I'm probably a very white Senegalese man.

[Pepe]

All good then. :thbup:

[Spikey M]

She's adopted, so English surname.

It's a moot point anyway, she decided to take my name and use her old surname as a middle name.


Because latin types don't have long enough names?

[Byron]

Her birth name is worse, it requires combinations of letters I wasn't aware existed outside of Wales.

[Bernanke]

I'm having a really hard time not breaking down in laughter on the train at Mr. Chorizo. Fucking hell.

[Magic]

I'm also having a good chuckle myself this morning. :D

[Magic]

It's funnier because Benny was kind of 'a norm'. This behaviour is something Mahow would do, for example.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Yep, always too cool for school.

It must be some truly epic lad banter concerning his penis.

[Boydy]

I don't get what's so funny about 'Mr Chorizo' or why that means he's had a breakdown.

[Davgooner]

He'll appear when Spurs win the league.

[Giggles]

He'll appear when Spurs win the league.

Or when Blackburn do :baz:

[Disco]

I don't get what's so funny about 'Mr Chorizo' or why that means he's had a breakdown.

Indeed. I'm not sure why being busy isn't a more likely scenario than breakdownlolololol!1.

[Giggles]

Indeed. I'm not sure why being busy isn't a more likely scenario than breakdownlolololol!1.

That's why I was wondering to what the extent the 'breakdown' was or what was the basis. If it's a username then most of us are fucked up.

[simon]

We're now friends on Snapchat and my life is immeasurably better because of it.

[Lewis]

That probably says more about you than him.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How many times have you seen 'Mr. Chorizo'?

[Magic]

I can't think of anything more nauseating than a Snapchat conversation between Draper and Benny. :sick:

[Lewis]

Whatever you've got planned this weekend?

[John]

That's why I was wondering to what the extent the 'breakdown' was or what was the basis. If it's a username then most of us are fucked up.

We don't have a single username as bizarre as 'Mr. Chorizo', and even the stranger ones wouldn't have been chosen at twenty five years old.

[Lewis]

The MELTDOWN is him gaming all day (sez me doing nothing), isn't it, rather than the name?

[Magic]

Absolutely. The name simply adds to the absurdity.

[John]

The name makes it more likely that he's having a meltdown, rather than just being unemployed and bored for a while. Name changes tend not to happen for no reason. Remember when Magic changed his username, for example, because he was worried about everyone knowing his surname when nobody knew it was his surname until he changed it.

[Magic]

I can't remember what brought on that severe bout of paranoia.

[Pen]

Benny is class. Hope he comes back here at some point.

[Pen]

http://thedugout.net/community/showpost.php?p=4430188&postcount=26512

Last sighting of Benny :(

[Magic]

Terrible facial hair. I also had you down as a midget Pert.

[John]

Did we do the Marlon Dingle comparisons at the time?

[Pen]

6'3, though you'd never believe that if you'd see me in person.

[Magic]

Did we do the Marlon Dingle comparisons at the time?

Obviously Lewis was first in there.

[Boydy]

That's Benny? I always imagined him to be blond.

[Chrissy]

Benny is class. Hope he comes back here at some point.

Agreed. I miss his contribution.

[Magic]

That's Benny? I always imagined him to be blond.

So did I, and not look like an alcoholic spastic. Was probably the Jay from Inbetweeners avatar that did it. He'd have been much better looking if that's what he did look like. I bet he gets a severe rash everytime he shaves. :sick:

Bet he has bacne too. Dirty little bastard.

[Giggles]

Never imagined Benny to look like that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He'll always look like this to me:

http://oi52.tinypic.com/2f0aycw.jpg

Just imagine that guy being 'Mr. Chorizo', it's even better.

[Giggles]

Wait, is that Pen with Benny?

What sort of :gay: was going on for that to come about?

[Pen]

During my last visit to London I went to the Dover castle and Canterbury with the missus and met up with Benny for a few pints.

[Giggles]

During my last visit to London I went to the Dover castle and Canterbury with the missus and met up with Benny for a few pints.

How did you explain that one to her or did you sneak off?

[Pen]

Who do you think took the picture. She knew that Benny was originally a TTH mate and that I had met up with him a few times before.

[Charlie]

Surely the only people who could suspect this is a breakdown are ones who have suffered it themselves so know the signs?

[Ian]

Benny update: He's now "Mrs Chorizo" on Steam.

[Giggles]

:D

[Boydy]

It's probably all just some slow-burn troll like his gradually increasing the zoom on Ainsley's face in his avatar.

More importantly, where's Toby?

[Giggles]

It's probably all just some slow-burn troll like his gradually increasing the zoom on Ainsley's face in his avatar.

More importantly, where's Toby?

My money is on dead.

[Spikey M]

He was never going to make it on the mainland.