Everyone should order some TTH cards to leave in places

[Baz]

I ordered ten free business cards from MOO.com (https://www.moo.com/uk/partner/sample/) and they are great. Postage is free too so there's literally nothing to pay and you get 10 cards printed front and back with whatever you want on them.

Here are some pictures of me unboxing mine:

http://i.imgur.com/Via8FGQ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/U8kNmLa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/FKiFP6k.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/n3T5OHh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/n2Bjb2P.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qUNkDFw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sN4BML4.jpg

The quality of the photos really doesn't do the quality of the cards justice either. The Lofty pic is one side, and James' missus is on the reverse. It's kind of a shame to just leave these in pubs or wherever and hope someone finds them, that's how great they are. The uploader on the website makes it seem like there's going to be a MOO watermark stripe along the base of the back but there isn't any watermarking at all. They're really fantastic quality too.

Here's the text logo thing I placed over the two images I used, if you want to use the same:

http://i.imgur.com/GY0CvLB.png

I know some of you won't bother with this (for fear of real life catching up with you, or being too grown up or whatever) but I hope some people actually order some. Would be good to get some new people on here, plus imagine how funny it would be if you found something like one of my cards up there on a train and when you visited the URL on there it was an awesome forum full of nerdy cool guys. Great, yeah? We might even get some girls. :dust:

Here is the link again (https://www.moo.com/uk/partner/sample/). Just click Design My Pack and away you go.

Show us what you come up with, and let us know if you're going to order some.

If someone can think of some other funny images to use but can't be bothered ordering any, let me know your idea and I'll order ten more to my second address.

Oh and if this doesn't get me closer to Best Poster, Lewis can keep the damn thing.

[Magic]

Has Lofty agreed to this?

[Giggles]

The cards thing was real?

:|

[Davgooner]

The Lofty pic is one side, and James' missus is on the reverse.

:lol:

[leedsrevolution]

This won't work.

[igor_balis]

I love you Baz.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Disco]

Those are amazing. :lol:

[Kikó]

Poor lofty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Superb.

[-james-]

This is excellent.

[randomlegend]

Those are so good :D

[Boydy]

I might get some but my town is too small to be leaving them around here. I'll save them for the next time I'm in Belfast.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Spammer]

Brilliant idea Baz. Just...brilliant :D

I'll make some like yours and leave them all over Goals in Leeds the next time I go.

[Jimmy Floyd]

They are so fucking good.

[Spoonsky]

Can we just export your design?

[leedsrevolution]

I never pressed the spoiler button, I'm sorry I ever doubted you Baz.

[Ian]

Supoib.

[Pleb]

That's fucking incredible :D

[Browning]

They really are fucking brilliant.

[randomlegend]

I mean just imagine fucking finding one of those, not having a clue what it's about.

[Spoonsky]

Is the website set up so that it would be friendly to some random Scouser who picks up a card?

[simon]

Great effort, Baz.

[phonics]

Is the website set up so that it would be friendly to some random Scouser who picks up a card?

This website hasn't been friendly in the decade I've been here.

[Mike]

Got our first new member
http://i.imgur.com/io3r2cv.jpg

[Lewis]

Bald cunt.

[Giggles]

:face:

Pull the plug on this place now.

[leedsrevolution]

:face:

Pull the plug on this place now.

Stop saying that you fucking idiot.

[Giggles]

Stop saying that you fucking idiot.

Cards being left around the place and being handed to randoms? Really?

[GS]

Why do you have 3,915 posts (at time of writing) if your sole reason for being here is to complain that the forum shouldn't exist for you to spend your time on? I honestly don't understand what the fucking point of you continuing to 'contribute' is.

[phonics]

Do I need to get Kolo back out?

[Giggles]

Why do you have 3,915 posts (at time of writing) if your sole reason for being here is to complain that the forum shouldn't exist for you to spend your time on? I honestly don't understand what the fucking point of you continuing to 'contribute' is.

What fucking say do you have since you threw your nose in the air when we moved anyway?

[Giggles]

Do I need to get Kolo back out?

Been done to death, but why not.

[Kikó]

Go to bed giggles.

[GS]

What fucking say do you have since you threw your nose in the air when we moved anyway?

I really didn't.

My advice is that you should stop posting here if you consider it such a trial on your patience, and you can leave those of us who aren't constantly prophesying the board's imminent demise to it.

If you're going to keep posting, then I suggest you find something more worthwhile to contribute because it's now at 3,917 posts (at time of writing) and of those you'd be lucky to find 10 that have added anything.

[Giggles]

I really didn't.

My advice is that you should stop posting here if you consider it such a trial on your patience, and you can leave those of us who aren't constantly prophesying the board's imminent demise to it.

If you're going to keep posting, then I suggest you find something more worthwhile to contribute because it's now at 3,917 posts (at time of writing) and of those you'd be lucky to find 10 that have added anything.

Not added anything for you in the same way that you add absolutely zero for me. Although, because you are your own biggest fan I presume you believe that your own inputs to be superior to anyone elses. Only thing worse than a cunt is a cunt that thinks they're something special.

[mugbull]

You need to go bust a nut, Gaseous. You'll be letting yourself, your family, and the Apostle Paul down, but man you'll come out of it so much more chill.

[Magic]

Bring back quincy.

[GS]

I very much don't believe my own inputs to be superior to everyone else. I would also certainly never claim that every post I make on here is worthwhile, but I do like to think that I at least try to contribute actively to threads and discussions. I may not always succeed, but that's certainly my intention a lot of the time. And I would say the vast majority of people would consider their own contributions in the same way.

This is in stark contrast to the perpetual sniping you incorporate into every fucking post, alongside your almost continual advocation that the board is on its last legs and needs shooting to put it out of its misery.

There is no stronger indication that the board is going strong, albeit in a period of transition as people get older and have less time to contribute, than the fact we've just raised over £500 for Baz in about 48 hours to sustain the board henceforward. You've been prophesying the board's impending doom for months, and it really needs to stop. If you can't, then perhaps you should ask yourself what you're getting out of this place and whether it merits another 4,000 posts over the next six months.

[leedsrevolution]

He's been doing it for years to be honest.

[Magic]

Did he even donate? Let's get the pitchforks out, lads.

[Giggles]

So raising money is a good sign a forum is going well instead of posts? Because there are no posts then it's money for absolutely nothing.

[Magic]

Franny mate, relax. Lighten up a bit.

[Giggles]

Did he even donate? Let's get the pitchforks out, lads.

I did not. I've numerous reasons.

[Giggles]

Did he even donate? Let's get the pitchforks out, lads.


Franny mate, relax. Lighten up a bit.

Okay.

[Magic]

:D

Then shut the fuck up.

[leedsrevolution]

I did not. I've numerous reasons.

Even fucking Lewis donated. You probably use this forum more than anyone. Cheapo.

[Giggles]

:D

Then shut the fuck up.

Why? What I'm talking about is one of the reasons I didn't.

[hfswjyr]

Got our first new member
http://i.imgur.com/io3r2cv.jpg

Welcome! Meet giggles and GS.

[simon]

Some great seething going on in here.

[Boydy]

http://i.imgur.com/NikWcYQ.gif

[phonics]

Just because Giggles thinks the board is falling apart doesn't mean you can start nicking peoples bits Boyd.

[Boydy]

You what?

[Pleb]

This is great banter.

[leedsrevolution]

Nah it's shit lets just pull the plug.

[Giggles]

Top, top

(That's 3,923 now btw GS, to save you skulking).

[Spoonsky]

It's a valid question though, why do you spend so much time on a website that you don't even seem to like very much?

[Giggles]

It's a valid question though, why do you spend so much time on a website that you don't even seem to like very much?

It's only gone to the dogs in a few important ways very lately (content quantity and general vibe). I've posted for years though so I didn't think dropping it instantly was the way to go.

Plus very little else on the internet interests me as much as this place used to.

[Magic]

Yeah, what it really needs is more moaning.

[Giggles]

Yeah, what it really needs is more moaning.

However you've gotten that from the post above is beyond me.

[leedsrevolution]

:facepalm:

[Kikó]

There is always a place on this forum to have a perpetual moan. I mean this place was so much better 5 years ago...

[Giggles]

There is always a place on this forum to have a perpetual moan. I mean this place was so much better 5 years ago...

It pretty much was. Though I'm not sure if you mean that or the opposite (I'll guess latter).

[Giggles]

Also, can someone reply to one of leeds' posts soon so he's not just random posting in vain? He's trying really really hard, bless.

[Kikó]

We've claimed the board was much better at another time at almost every point in its history.

[Giggles]

We've claimed the board was much better at another time at almost every point in its history.

I don't think it's a stretch to claim most periods better than now though. The constant cloudflare period of the old board is the only one worse in my time posting here.

[Mike]

This chaps in
http://i.imgur.com/shKjcmM.jpg

[Magic]

This'll ultimately end up as a Baz/Mike plaything with all their retarded mates posting YouTube videos as threads every other day.

[leedsrevolution]

I've invited a few mates as well so we are truly fucked.

[Kikó]

It could be the era of new banter.

Prepare the van Dave.

[Magic]

Nauseating. The best thing about this was the anonymity and freedom to let our darker, more shameful selves out.

[leedsrevolution]

Nothing would suprise my pals.

[Kikó]

What about a picture of you shagging a goat?

[leedsrevolution]

I really don't think it would be a problem.

[Lewis]

'We're from the local mental hospital. Is leedsrevolution here? He's escaped!'
'Here's my crew!'

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oggy Oggy Oggy.

[Adamski]

It's funny because he's also a big goggle eyed freak.

Also LOL @ Giggles moaning about lack of activity when he offers even less than me on this forum.

You're essentially Mahow with a victim complex and a temper.

[Kikó]

And no beard.

[Giggles]

It's funny because he's also a big goggle eyed freak.

Also LOL @ Giggles moaning about lack of activity when he offers even less than me on this forum.

You're essentially Mahow with a victim complex and a temper.

I offer very little but nobody is as far down that sad tree as yourself. 90% of your posts are just you having a pop, normally in my direction whatever your little boner is.

Though 90% of all posts on here now are someone having a go at someone else. It's one of the reasons it's gone so shit.

[Boydy]

I like Giggles.

Everyone stop being mean.

[Giggles]

I like Giggles.

Everyone stop being mean.

It may be the drugs talking, but :wub:

[Dark Soldier]

Franny giving it big licks is a huge lol, keep on trucking lad. Much love bae.

[Giggles]

Can someone translate that for me? I spotted the Franny but I'm not fluent in boiiiiii.

[Pepe]

Wait a second, Lewis donated? I really thought he wouldn't.

The cards are superb, should get some for myself and drop them around campus. What this place needs the most is a few more merts.

[Dark Soldier]

Can someone translate that for me? I spotted the Franny but I'm not fluent in boiiiiii.

Fairly fluent in spastic from the looks of things.

Eeehhh

[Giggles]

Fairly fluent in spastic from the looks of things.

Eeehhh

That's better.

Blud.

[Spikey M]

I registered just to lol at this tbh

[Magic]

:drool:

[Pepe]

Oh shit. :drool:

[John Arne]

It's working, just not as we know it.

[Pepe]

So where did you find your card Spikey mate?

[Disco]

Spikey for Most Improved?

[Magic]

I've got him penned in as 'Best', for the moment.

[Giggles]

It's no Taz but it's a start.

[Pepe]

Where's Pards? The rebirth of the Late Night Crew is just what this forum needs.

[Spikey M]

Was is this shit anyway? Did someone overstep the mark again pushing Mark into a tanty?

[Magic]

Sealed my vote as 'Most Regressed'.

[Pepe]

Was is this shit anyway? Did someone overstep the mark again pushing Mark into a tanty?

He disappeared and the forum was chimping out so we TOOK MATTER IN OUR HANDS and built a new home for us.

[Ian]

It's no Taz but it's a start.

The pretence that he's been busy doing better things if/when Taz returns will be ace. Meltdown mk.II when we remind him of the WDYTOE and "Don" chimpouts will be even better.

[Giggles]

The pretence that he's been busy doing better things if/when Taz returns will be ace. Meltdown mk.II when we remind him of the WDYTOE and "Don" chimpouts will be even better.

That's the main reason :cool:

[Magic]

http://s27.postimg.org/oc89eqnbm/2016_04_04_14_45_20.jpg


:drool:

[Pepe]

:D

The backside is shit though.

[Magic]

My dilema is finding the ten perfect places to leave them, that would attract similar clientele, and not absolute gombines like LR and 7om.

[leedsrevolution]

Wtf is a gombine? I'm assuming it means incredibly charming and cool.

[Henry]

It's gombeen.

[Boydy]

Magic's a fucking gombine harvester.

[Magic]

Irish pricks.

[Raoul Duke]

That is some next-level shit right there :D

[Spikey M]

Ffs :D

[Baz]

Bored, so I've just ordered 10 more with this on:
http://i.imgur.com/TMBJ5Eo.png

[elth]

Shit font, but quality bants otherwise.

[Lewis]

http://i63.tinypic.com/358vz9e.jpg

Excuse the fuzziness, which is my phone camera rather than the cards. I tried to be a bit more formal and business-like with the design.

[phonics]

Congratulations on the dumbest idea this site's ever had and everyones full embrace of it. Well done to all who have contributed.

[Pepe]

Those look the business. :D

Not a bad idea actually, have different sets with some of TTH's best hits in them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

I wonder what Moo think of all the cards.

[Baz]

Congratulations on the dumbest idea this site's ever had and everyones full embrace of it. Well done to all who have contributed.You're obviously forgetting Carpe Diem's attempt at what he called "Project Mayhem."

[Byron]

Congratulations on the dumbest idea this site's ever had and everyones full embrace of it. Well done to all who have contributed.

Are you still seething over the fact that Arsenal won't win the title again? I can't think of any other reason for you to be a precious little shit.

[Giggles]

Congratulations on the dumbest idea this site's ever had and everyones full embrace of it. Well done to all who have contributed.

Don't lump us all into that.

[Magic]

It's a shame Harold didn't do ten of his e-victories. :(

[phonics]

Calm your passion boys. Dumb isn't necessarily a bad thing. I've lol'd at everyone of them. Its brilliant and only made better by being utterly pointless. I was endorsing the practice.

[Boydy]

I got that.

[Mike]

Not as much with the witty images on mine. Soz bantz ladz.

http://i.imgur.com/H1x0vW9.jpg


EDIT: Also, this and the 'House Rules' thread should be the only sticky threads.

[Spikey M]

Someone less lazy/busy than me needs to do a 'avin a piss, lol' one.

[Disco]

How about the 'crest' and url on one side and on the reverse the picture Magic posted years ago of him all busted up in hospital with 'Award Winner - Best Poster 2016'

[Dark Soldier]

Someone less lazy/busy than me needs to do a 'avin a piss, lol' one.

Played, Spikey

[Spikey M]

Derp

[Pepe]

Still think having some of the Paint football moments on them would be a good way to generate MASSIVE traffic.

[Giggles]

Still think having some of the Paint football moments on them would be a good way to generate MASSIVE traffic.

An MS Paint football moments Twitter account with watermarked web address :nodd:

[Disco]

That's actually a very good idea.

[Giggles]

That's actually a very good idea.

Tweets 'randomly' forwarded to the usual suspect clickbait sites of course too.

[Pepe]

Magic get it done. :drool:

[Pepe]

Is Wullie still around?, we should demand that he makes a new one every weekend.

[Baz]

If you have an address and £0.00 to spare, it's pretty easy to order some, you know.

(Foreigners excluded, dunno about you soz)

[Mike]

http://i.imgur.com/6Bp6Abd.jpg
Blue tacked in place.

Still think this is the only thread that should be a sticky.

[Spoonsky]

I'll leave some out when I'm in Montreal. One quasi-Mormon is enough for this place.

[Mike]

Nailed on a new member tonight boys. Slid him a card over a train table after he offered to deal with a pesky green fly for me. :cool2:

[Pepe]

:D

Welcome Mike's friend.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Green flys are massive, massive cunts so I salute this new person.

[Mike]

He asked if I was scared of them. I wasn't but instantly felt safer as Baz had been no help at all in dealing with green flies.

[Baz]

The fact that the 'slide the card as we get off the train' plan was hatched as soon as we sat down, made it pretty hilarious.

[Mike]

The man sat opposite me on the train fell asleep with his wallet and phone on the table.
Slipped him a card into his wallet. :cool2:

[Byron]

You fucking nutter :D

[Raoul Duke]

:D welcome, newcomer!

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That is fucking amazing.

Imagine his reaction when he finds it.

[7om]

Imagine if he'd woke up as you was fondling his wallet. He'd have probably sparked you out so just be vigilant, Agent Mike.

[Mike]

Went on a brewery tour in Chester with Baz and our Dad.
https://i.imgur.com/oF30f8L.jpg

[Lewis]

That should give the Warhammer chat a boost at least.

[leedsrevolution]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/2/26/Ultramarine_Honour_Guard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120621085448

This guy has a cape.

[Offshore Toon]

What a thread.

[Mike]

I haven't got many cards left :(

[Disco]

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/2/26/Ultramarine_Honour_Guard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120621085448

This guy has a cape.

You're tickling around the edges, why not just spend £900 (arms not included) on one of these.

http://i.imgur.com/b5PH6pe.png

[Byron]

The perfect machine for obliterating heresy.

[Disco]

Fuck knows how you'd go about building/painting it, my friend has one of these that he wants me to paint and even that is pretty daunting.


http://i.imgur.com/77abmmx.png

[Samadini]

Do you have a photo of what that thing looks like before it's painted? Seems pretty impressive, depending on what you start with.

[niko_cee]

A big lump of grey (https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Great-Unclean-One-Greater-Daemon-of-Nurgle).

[Disco]

They're made of resin/plastic (occasionally metal but that's rare these days) so they'd look like this:

http://i.imgur.com/KLd17MH.png

That would also come in pieces so you'd have to clean them up a bit, assemble it and deal with any gaps or odd casting doodads. I would then do a black undercoat before starting to build any colour.

[Adamski]

Good on you for getting married, Disco.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Disco]

If Spikey can manage it then there's hope for us all.

[Adamski]

You are married aren't you?! I thought I had maybe confused you with Spikey as I was writing it :D

[Disco]

No no, I have a standard size head.

[igor_balis]

No no, I have a standard size head.

Showoff.

[Spikey M]

Small but perfectly formed tyvm

[Disco]

You wish you thin headed freak.

[Spikey M]

I'm pretty fat these days which a) has added a roundness to my face and b)added atleast a couple of mm to my girth.

[Offshore Toon]

Maybe you could add a few coats to his head, Disco.

[Disco]

I could never paint something that horrific.

[Mike]

https://i.imgur.com/2GGTYNC.jpg

[niko_cee]

I hope they have a "Welcome to . . ." sign there.

[Mike]

Left another in the station we got off at's waiting room thingy.

[Giggles]

Rename the place The Current Affairs Half or just give up on it. It's done.

[leedsrevolution]

Rename the place The Current Affairs Half or just give up on it. It's done.

You do realise you've become an absolute parody. It's never done.

[phonics]

Love the idea of an off topic forum that's banned from discussing stories of the day.

[7om]

Rename the place The Current Affairs Half or just give up on it. It's done.

For someone who bemoans the state of the board so much, it appears it's actually yourself that is fatigued with it. The place is what it is at this point and it's never changing. Just accept it.

[Giggles]

Between the corbyn bores and the odd flutter of tower block fire bores, the time to accept that there's fuck all here for me is what needs to be accepted.

[Adamski]

Bring back Smiff.

[Mike]

In a real ale pub with Baz and our Dad so I’ve left a business card attached to some cricket set in a plaque. There’s some empty gin bottles that has a bit of old pie next to so chances are the card will last a while.

https://i.imgur.com/QyNJx6n.jpg

[Baz]

If someone can design a TTH sticker that is both good and contains the URL, I’ll pay £7 for 50 (https://bit.ly/30LoxQ0) of them and get us some traffic.

They’re cut to shape too, so don’t need to be perfectly square/rectangular/round, and will also have a white border around so they “pop” against any background.

[Lofty]

I didn't realise we were that desperate for new members, it's almost the same core posters as it was during the golden age.

[Ian]

Yeah but we all know better than to click Baz's links so he needs fresh meat.

[SincereTheRebel]

https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?2299-Note-Suspect-Legend/page1

Still waiting for someone to claim responsibility...

[Ian]

I forgot about that. Who was your prime suspect after you ruled Taz out?

[SincereTheRebel]

It has to be a veteran.

[Ian]

How many people would recognise you if they saw you out and about, d'you think?

[Lewis]

I wouldn't.

[Giggles]

How many people would recognise you if they saw you out and about, d'you think?

Racist.

[phonics]

Give me a tagline for the site and I'll knock something up.

[Spikey M]

TTH: Home of idiotmouse.

[Giggles]

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[Mike]

Give me a tagline for the site and I'll knock something up.
No Marks.

[Pepe]

Put whatever that tattoo Waffelz got says.

[Lofty]

'As featured on Stewart Lee's Stand Up routine'

[Mike]

TTH: It could be worse

[Manc]

The home of V.League 1.

[Shindig]

Team Panic.

[Dquincy]

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The font is going to be tiny to fit all that.

[Shindig]

I think we need to settle this:

Giggles vs Phonics / Henry vs Baz. Which is a better grudge match?

[Dquincy]

Shinners, you've got it all wrong, Giggles is a lover, not a fighter.

[Spikey M]

Giggles vs Kiko with Phonics as the special guest referee in a cage made of Mugbulls.

[Giggles]

The above was only fitting because there was another thread that had mentioned Bruhs storm-offs and that was the best one. Not that phonics isn’t a cunt though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

TTH: Gubbed.

[Lewis]

Give me a tagline for the site and I'll knock something up.

https://i.imgur.com/elMU6Q1.jpg

[phonics]

TTH: It's more a reflection on me than you

pretty good.

[Mellberg]

https://i.imgur.com/elMU6Q1.jpg

That is fantastic.

[Ian]

Is there any special reason she was singled out when the first line probably described about 30% of the board or was he just trying to work out flirting?

[Baz]

I'll knock something up.Did you come up with anything?

[Lofty]

Just make that screenshot the card with the url on the back.

[Offshore Toon]

We can't use a former poster to advertise.

What we should do is make cards with that post, but get our mole in The Group to provide us with GS' number and then stick that on the back.

[Baz]

Just make that screenshot the card with the url on the back.

We’re beyond cards now. Talking 3” stickers.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/CHTlJBm.png

[Mike]

:lol:

[Baz]

It would probably be a better sticker without the text (https://i.imgur.com/AQXqABW.png) but that sorta defeats the purpose.

[Dquincy]

Good work, Baz.

Please take photos when you stick them up in places. Is one going on the back of your car?

[Offshore Toon]

Honk if you like Mahow.

[mo]

Roads sure are quiet...

[Baz]

Good work, Baz.

Please take photos when you stick them up in places. Is one going on the back of your car?
As someone who painstakingly removed all the letters from the back of his car to make it look faster, certainly not.

[Ian]

You did what now?

[Giggles]

A lot of people remove the badges off the back of their car if it has something like a piddly engine size or that it’s a diesel displayed.

[Ian]

:lol:

Fucking hell.

[SvN]

My friend did the same in 6th form. Removed all letters, the badge, everything.

He was 17 though, so fuck knows what Baz's excuse is.

[Giggles]

5 series owners love it. Take off the 520d badge and buy an M one off eBay.

[Baz]

Looks better without writing on. :swing: Still got the Skoda badge on and there's no denying it's a Fabia.

[Spikey M]

Your face looks better with writing on it, it turns out.

[Baz]

Your face looks better with writing on it, it turns out.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f20b597988674af154826751f60a8775/tenor.gif?itemid=17499818

[Lewis]

Are you still seething over the fact that Arsenal won't win the title again? I can't think of any other reason for you to be a precious little shit.

I found the cards cleaning some shit out of my bedroom back home.

https://i.imgur.com/SFIhS6J.jpg

Still fresh.

[Ben]

https://youtu.be/hHoe1PSsTj8?t=31