Twitter

[Spikey M]

What is actually going on with King Chaz's hands?

[Manc]

What's going on with your head?

[7om]

When he fingers Camilla is it classed as a gang rape?

It’d be rape even if he didn’t have mental fingers, on the grounds that she is riddled with dementia.

[Giggles]

App fucked?

[Kikó]

It's been down most of the day.

[Boydy]

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Have you already seen your 600 tweets for the day?

[Luca]

Shame that 450 of them are Fabrizio Romano.

[Spikey M]

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Have you already seen your 600 tweets for the day?

:D

Is he actually trying to kill Twitter?

[Giggles]

That one could be the final nail in it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's such a twat.

[Spikey M]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66094072

:drool:

[SvN]

You'd expect that unless it's a steaming bag of shite, that will be the beginning of the end for Twitter.

[Baz]

It uses your instagram username, which is a bit toss. I wanted to get onboard early doors and lock in Baz like I’ve managed with some of the other ones that seemingly died a death.

[Offshore Toon]

It might not be too late to nab @Mahow if that's any consolation.

[Giggles]

The app isn't out yet is it?

[Jimmy Floyd]

I might finally have to join instagram now. Oh well.

[Boydy]

I might finally have to join instagram now. Oh well.

Same. :(

[Giggles]

Twitter will be fine anyway. It'll get worse before it gets better but once that imbecile gets bored and gets someone competent in to run it then happy days.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck Instagram though.

[Lewis]

I don't post anything so I don't know, but Twitter doesn't seem any different to how it used to be.

[Baz]

+1

[Pepe]

Should stage a protest like those Reddit twats. :harold:

[Spikey M]

I don't post anything so I don't know, but Twitter doesn't seem any different to how it used to be.

Me neither, but I don't spend all day doomscrolling. For the die hards this tweet view limit is going to really fucking irritating.

[Waffdon]

I think they’ve removed it now. I’ve not had any issues since the first day where he tweeted

[Kikó]

Should stage a protest like those Reddit twats. :harold:

It's probably not the best idea to piss people off who do a free job on your platform unless you want to start paying them?

Twitter has been progressively getting worse. Speaking as a doom scroller, things like reliability fails more often, the people you actually follow are buried somewhere in the algo, you see more paid blue ticks who are collectively thick and it's end to end adverts.

Fuck meta though.

[Giggles]

No threads for us because of stupid privacy shite.

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[wullie]

Had a look and it's a timeline filled with people you don't follow in a completely random order, so even more muting accounts than with the mandatory Twitter ads

[Baz]

Yep, back to Twitter.

I’ve just removed Threads and Bluesky from my phone.

[Giggles]

Never heard of Bluesky before. Looks like that Mastadon shite.

[Offshore Toon]

The issue is Instagram users are the most extreme self obsessed mongs, so if that's their initial user base it'll be hard to carve out anything worthwhile. Twitter will be fine as its found it's niche and is ultimately pretty good at it.

[phonics]

Non-chronological feed and impossible not to see tweets from accounts you don't follow. Dead app.

[Magic]

The issue is Instagram users are the most extreme self obsessed mongs, so if that's their initial user base it'll be hard to carve out anything worthwhile. Twitter will be fine as its found it's niche and is ultimately pretty good at it.

It's become unbearable to use.

[Kikó]

Privacy is definitely not stupid.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Something a criminal would say.

Scum.

[Raoul Duke]

wHaT hAVe U gOT To hiDE

[Lofty]

Obviously, this is the prime time Baz needs to recruit.

[Baz]

I brought you all Ben

I’ve done more than enough. :)

[Waffdon]

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Millwall Drive is full of bald men I bet

[mo]

AM now always going to replace 'ocean' with 'port vale' when I hear the Lighthouse Family.

[-james-]

Instagram has become incredibly good at giving me adverts for clothes. It shows me the exact sort of stuff I like, on sites I've never heard of, usually on sale.

I like buying clothes but can never be arsed sifting through shite, so this is a rather good development.

[Offshore Toon]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51IVtkSPv1L._AC_SR175,263_.jpg

[Baz]

Instagram has become incredibly good at giving me adverts for clothes. It shows me the exact sort of stuff I like, on sites I've never heard of, usually on sale.

I like buying clothes but can never be arsed sifting through shite, so this is a rather good development.

Any examples?

[Lewis]

Let's not. Some of us are still reeling from that time he posted his shoe collection.

[phonics]

I was similar to James until I actually went through with purchasing said Instagram Ad Items and got the worst Hong Kong knock off shit you've ever seen.

[Don]

Speaking of clothes, get yourself down to Lidl on Thursday: https://www.lidl.co.uk/c/lidl-x-lidl/c2828

The trainers aren't as nice as those Belgian yellow and blue ones that were going for big money on ebay but the t-shirts and socks are being had.

[-james-]

Let's not. Some of us are still reeling from that time he posted his shoe collection.

You're weirder than me btw.

[phonics]

I 100% think of Lewis as a fatter Paddy Considine in Dead Mans Shoes at this point.

[Lewis]

You're weirder than me btw.

Better footwear though geezer.

[Pepe]

Leather shoes with sneakers sole?

[Lofty]

I was similar to James until I actually went through with purchasing said Instagram Ad Items and got the worst Hong Kong knock off shit you've ever seen.

Probably had your identity stolen too.

[Lewis]

Leather shoes with sneakers sole?

https://i.imgur.com/kBzwjmu.png

I rotate a couple of the same style to prevent them wearing out, I have different ones for different outfits that I try to keep in better condition, and then I keep a pair just for work.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Best of luck for the battle of Ypres, we're all with you.

[Giggles]

What's with the multi colour?

[Lewis]

Fashion.

[Pepe]

https://i.imgur.com/kBzwjmu.png

I rotate a couple of the same style to prevent them wearing out, I have different ones for different outfits that I try to keep in better condition, and then I keep a pair just for work.

Those low tops. :cool:

[Kikó]

What the fuck are they?

[Giggles]

I never thought I'd see footwear worse than a slider.

[7om]

Didn’t know Lewis was a cowboy.

[-james-]

Didn't know Lewis dabbled in photography as well, lovely soft focus there

[phonics]

Jeff Jarrett ass wardrobe.

[niko_cee]

Are the shoes matching the thing they're on or is the thing they're on matching the shoes?

[Lewis]

My full flat and all of my clothes are in that colour scheme.

[Pepe]

Beautiful hardwood.

[Manc]

What the fuck are they?

Duck boots.

[Spikey M]

https://i.imgur.com/kBzwjmu.png

I rotate a couple of the same style to prevent them wearing out, I have different ones for different outfits that I try to keep in better condition, and then I keep a pair just for work.

That's the autism diagnosis nailed down.

[Baz]

Just had to mute my own comment after 22 likes in 14 minutes. Gonna go viral. :baz:

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're going to have to re-name the thread...

[Gray Fox]

The X Thread.

[Luca]

LL Bean boots are meant to be high quality, so I think Lewis wins this one.

[Shindig]

LL Bean Boots is Lewis' rap name.

[Disco]

We aren't actually believing that's his shoe collection right?

[Offshore Toon]

We aren't actually believing that's his shoe collection right?
Most are for some reason.

[Spikey M]

They are his boots and I won't hear otherwise.

[Baz]

I see Elon finally got to use his x.com domain. :harold: Life goal accomplished, the sad little fart.

[-james-]

What a mong.

The previous changes have been whatever because Twitter was still Twitter. Half the planet has been tweeting since pissing 2009 and nobody actually has the energy to actually decamp to Mastodon or Threads. If he succeeds in making that happen it'll be genuinely impressive. What do you call a post on there now? An X?

[wullie]

X rhymes with sex so I think it's great and he's really like a cooler Tony Stark isn't he

[Offshore Toon]

They are his boots and I won't hear otherwise.
Check Google images bro. I'm here for you.

[Jimmy Floyd]

What a mong.

The previous changes have been whatever because Twitter was still Twitter. Half the planet has been tweeting since pissing 2009 and nobody actually has the energy to actually decamp to Mastodon or Threads. If he succeeds in making that happen it'll be genuinely impressive. What do you call a post on there now? An X?

There must be a case that he's genuinely trying to destroy the platform, which in its heyday was a very effective rallying point for the left-liberal end of things.

And you can say he'll lose billions from it, but then I'm not sure he's even that fussed by money, he seems more fussed by power.

[Kikó]

I see Elon finally got to use his x.com domain. :harold: Life goal accomplished, the sad little fart.

Aren't you the guy who tries to have baz as your name everywhere and on everything?

[Baz]

Aren't you the guy who tries to have baz as your name everywhere and on everything?

It’s my name, so yeah. :confused:

[Kikó]

On the ropes :harold:

[Lofty]

Imagine buying a brand for that much money, a brand that strong it's name is a verb in modern vocabulary, then rebranding :D

[Mike]

Especially when you might not own the copyright.
https://i.imgur.com/2S2Y9hY.png

https://tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=87980831&caseType=SERIAL_NO&searchType=statusSearch

[Giggles]

Reading that it seems they only own an X logo with the left half white and the right half blue.

[Raoul Duke]

Trademark, not copyright. But still.

Saying "half the planet" are on it is way over exaggerating too - it has about 250m daily active users, which is less than Snapchat and about a 10th of what Instagram has

[Yevrah]

There must be a case that he's genuinely trying to destroy the platform, which in its heyday was a very effective rallying point for the left-liberal end of things.

And you can say he'll lose billions from it, but then I'm not sure he's even that fussed by money, he seems more fussed by power.

Cracking take this and even if he loses billions it'll be worth it for him in the long run if he genuinely thought it was in his way and was right about that.

[phonics]

I love how people ascribe genius to dumb people. He didn't even want to buy it! He was sued into buying the fucker in the first place. Now it's an elaborate plot to bring down the concept of online protest!

He's already been forced off the PayPal board for this exact dumb idea.

[Giggles]

It'll probably be no loss at this stage anyway.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It would be a loss if it went. Massive open information source. The replacements are pathetic as well.

[Baz]

I don't think I'll miss it. It's not like when I try to look something up, Twitter is top of the google search results. 9 times out of 10 it's Reddit, the rest of the time it's wiki Fandom, and I've no idea what that is.

Threads, Mastodon, Bluesky and whatever else have no place on my phone. Reddit and Instagram only.

No Twitter just means I won't be as into FPL or gambling, which is no bad thing.

[Giggles]

I have no idea how Mastodon or Bluesky work so if this goes then I can do without.

[Baz]

If anyone wants a Bluesky invite, PM me your email address and I’ll see you a code. I've two one to share.

It's basically Twitter but with nobody on and you see random posts off people you don't know.

[Jimmy Floyd]

None of them will work because, unlike Twitter, they are designed to try and scrape a profit out of you, which nobody wants. Twitter existed first as a useful tool and then, it having succeeded, they tried to make money off it.

[-james-]

Trademark, not copyright. But still.

Saying "half the planet" are on it is way over exaggerating too - it has about 250m daily active users, which is less than Snapchat and about a 10th of what Instagram has

I'd argue it has (had) a bigger cultural footprint than either.

[Giggles]

Instagram is just about faking your best life and Snapchat is for imbeciles. Twitter gave all the loonies a voice.

[Lewis]

Most are for some reason.

I can accept not everybody remembering the TTH Lore, but mongs taking me seriously maaaate.

[Offshore Toon]

I'd argue it has (had) a bigger cultural footprint than either.
Yeah, comparing it to messaging apps is stupid.

[-james-]

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Possibly the greatest comedian of our age.

[Baz]

Not gonna click them but I saw the bottom left one posted elsewhere and didn't get it.

[Yevrah]

I did and watching a box on a screen, split into a further four boxes, each containing half that box (seriously dude, just flip your phone onto its side when recording) must represent some sort of nadir for humanity.

[Spikey M]

James is either being sarcastic or his comedy taste is in line with his musical taste.

[Yevrah]

As an aside, my nephew showed me through TikTok the other day and there is now absolutely no doubt in my mind that it's a weapon created by the Chinese to rot the brains of this and all future Western generations. I feel a bit dim I didn't come up with the idea of that myself, but once you've seen it you can't unsee it.

[Boydy]

Do the Chinese not use it themselves?

[Yevrah]

No idea, but presumably the rampant conformity they have there irons out the wrong-uns pretty quickly.

[Don]

I just saw Baz reply to a random tweet. The tweet itself is viral with 2.9m views so for it to appear on both our timelines is standard but it does make me wonder the probability of such an event. Small place.

[Baz]

I just saw Baz reply to a random tweet. The tweet itself is viral with 2.9m views so for it to appear on both our timelines is standard but it does make me wonder the probability of such an event. Small place.

The ChatGPT essay one?

[Don]

Yerp.

[Baz]

Been getting lots of likes on my replies lately. Only a matter of time before I go viral and outgrow this place.

[Mike]

You’d be cancelled and back with us inside 6 months.

[Giggles]

Russian bots.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66850821

Elon Musk has suggested that all users of X, formerly called Twitter, may have to pay for access to the platform.

Which is the best Twitter/X alternative?

[Giggles]

I've never seen one that doesn't have that stupidly confusing server type setup (Mastodon, etc).

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah I tried Mastodon a while back and chucked it after a couple of minutes.

[Spikey M]

No idea, but RIP Twitter if he goes ahead with that.

[niko_cee]

If it was like $1 a month would that really make much difference to most normal people?

Is this Internet 2.0 or we at 3.0 now? Which is the one where it was all consolidated in a small number of hands and access was extremely limited [by comparison to the open world of the early internet] and largely subscription based?

[Jimmy Floyd]

It wouldn't but even the admin involved in paying would take out maybe a third of people before you've even started.

[niko_cee]

Making all social media subscription based would probably be one of the greatest things anyone could do to halt the seemingly inexorable slide of humanity into the abyss, towards which said platforms have dragged it.

[Spikey M]

If it was like $1 a month would that really make much difference to most normal people?

Is this Internet 2.0 or we at 3.0 now? Which is the one where it was all consolidated in a small number of hands and access was extremely limited [by comparison to the open world of the early internet] and largely subscription based?

It wouldn't make any difference but I wouldn't be bothered about signing up for it. Same as every news website that's disappeared behind a pay wall.

[Spikey M]

Making all social media subscription based would probably be one of the greatest things anyone could do to halt the seemingly inexorable slide of humanity into the abyss, towards which said platforms have dragged it.

Spot on to be fair. Especially Twitter and TikTok, which have broken society more than most.

[Giggles]

Even 1c or 1p would rule a lot of people as that's the anonymity gone and all the freedom to be a cunt that it brings.

[Baz]

I don’t think I’d pay.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's one of those ever-decreasing circles, as to introduce payment would remove value to the extent that there would be much less reason to want to pay for it.

Of course Elon Musk / accountants (delete as appropriate) have zero understanding of this.

[Don]

The vision of breaking the system that allows for bots and mass disinformation campaigns is to be commended but a gammon with a nose as small as their little todger might be tempted to liken it to cutting the former off.

[Pepe]

Making all social media subscription based would probably be one of the greatest things anyone could do to halt the seemingly inexorable slide of humanity into the abyss, towards which said platforms have dragged it.

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I don’t think I’d pay.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Would be cracking if TikTok was subscription based.

Imagine the amount of kids they'd save by parents refusing to pay.

[Waffdon]

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Didn’t expect that at the end. Corker :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

Good to know Oddjob is still alive and living on some scummy estate.

[Baz]

I went to a conference today where they compared news reports (including social media videos) to bodycam footage, including the dispatch call and background info. Quite funny.

[Spikey M]

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Didn’t expect that at the end. Corker :D

That's a top class Del Boy fall as well :D

[Shindig]

Her ankle looks like it snaps in the fall. :|

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:lol:

[Lewis]

In a serious country every single person who tried to intervene there would get six months. Check the useless female copper doing nothing as well, like in every single video you see like that.

[John Arne]

Some quality parenting on show, too.

[Lofty]

By all accounts the main function of the female officers is the illicit on the clock sex during down time.

My mate used to rent next door to one and it sounded like she was getting gangbanged every night.

[Manc]

You don't half come out with some shit.

[Lofty]

Not my words Lynn, the words of their fucking baby monitor picking up every moan and grunt daily thanks to wank terraced housing.

[Baz]

That’s just one person though. It’s like saying all footballers are nonces just cos Sigurdsson is.

I know a few female police officers and they’re excellent.

The majority of the time when there are loads of po-lice it’s purposely to crowd the situation and prevent harm to anyone. Although that is pretty lol in the context of the video.

[Spikey M]

Police Women are fine, they just need to be used properly. Don't send them to massive street brawls where they're likely to end up just getting hurt.

You don't really want a Police Men dealing with a woman that has been the victim of rape / domestic violence, and considering how widespread that is, they probably need more Police Women if anything.

[Bam]

Not my words Lynn, the words of their fucking baby monitor picking up every moan and grunt daily thanks to wank terraced housing.

Your mate talks shit then.

[niko_cee]

Sounds like a sore subject.

[Lofty]

Your mate talks shit then.

Literally heard it myself, but sorry it's so unbelievable that a promiscuous woman was also a police officer.

I have also heard from former officers (though it may have changed but given all the 'damning' reports into culture at forces I doubt it) that the work shagging is rife. Somehow that will be unbelievable to some although it has always been the case on the railway that when you add women into unsociable shift work it's often a recipe for an affair.

[Lewis]

I thought it was well known that the police/prison service and schools were hotbeds for affairs. The Armed Forces are bad for it as well by all accounts, especially on deployment anywhere.

[Bam]

Literally heard it myself

Ok, you're both a pair of pervs then. :henn0rz:

[Shindig]

Or that baby is being neglected because they think it's next door screaming.

[Offshore Toon]

Yeah, there might be a couple foxes stuck in the attic. Let's not jump to conclusions.

[Shindig]

Lofty's painted a dark picture of Barrow so I'm not ruling that out. :D

[Pepe]

Police Women are fine, they just need to be used properly. Don't send them to massive street brawls where they're likely to end up just getting hurt.

Or just let them shoot people.

[Spikey M]

We're not stupid enough to trust people with guns. Especially the police.

[Baz]

Some police have guns.

[Lewis]

I think police will be routinely armed, or at least a greater number of them will be (one of them in that group for example), within the next twenty years as the adult population gets browner.

[Lofty]

Once they sign off the 'whoops' law, I reckon they'll all want one.

[John Arne]

Just me or is Twitter completely bork'd today?

[Giggles]

I've noticed a lot of posts disappear once you open them, and some accounts with no timeline showing at all.

[Giggles]

Nearly every Threads post this morning is about it being down too.

[Kikó]

Same over on bluesky. Everyone can't help but talk about it.

[Giggles]

Threads has been fucking ruined by those long press the share button posts and all the old onlyfans wannabes.

[Baz]

I keep getting notifications on instagram that someone I don’t care about has put a new thing on threads that I might care about. No mate, I don’t.

[Baz]

Not sure what’s going on but this tweet from 2018 has had over 100 likes in the past hour:

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[Spikey M]

:D not bad.

[Danny]

6 years since they did it. The original is doing the rounds as people laugh at it again.

[Baz]

That makes sense, seeing as it’s six years to the day that I tweeted it. 685 likes now.

[Lofty]

Elon will be cutting you a cheque this month.

[phonics]

No he won't. He gave the entire months ad revenue to Mr. beast for a year old video. The Blue Checks are SEETHING.

[Lofty]

Just realised Baz is a blue tick wanker, all kudos lost.

[Danny]

No he won't. He gave the entire months ad revenue to Mr. beast for a year old video. The Blue Checks are SEETHING.

Is this the video where Mr Beast is then giving it all away?

[Baz]

Just realised Baz is a blue tick wanker, all kudos lost.

Paid £7 once, can’t get rid of it. I have ads and no premium benefits.

[John Arne]

Twitter going down a few days after Musk lol'ed at Crowdstrike is nice.

[Spikey M]

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Enjoy.

[niko_cee]

:D

Someone should tell him about that made up Loch that M&S brand all their smoked salmon etc with.

[Jimmy Floyd]

They have brain disease in that country. Upon my first visit there since covid, the other week, I was reminded of how fucking awful the place actually is. You can't get a fresh vegetable served to you outside city centres.

[Waffdon]

That bloke really did hurt your sister.

[Yevrah]

That bloke really did hurt your sister.

We really did hurt your entire country.

[Spikey M]

I didn't know cheese could get so emotionally charged.

[Kikó]

They have brain disease in that country. Upon my first visit there since covid, the other week, I was reminded of how fucking awful the place actually is. You can't get a fresh vegetable served to you outside city centres.

What is this?

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's the menu. Obviously you're dining with Giggles in the Cumbernauld Ritz, but I'm going to normal places, if I'm lucky and they're even open after 6pm.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3rnl5qv3o

X, formerly Twitter, has been banned in Brazil after failing to meet a deadline set by a Supreme Court judge to name a new legal representative in the country.

Alexandre de Moraes ordered the "immediate and complete suspension" of the social media platform until it complies with all court orders and pays existing fines.

The row began in April, with the judge ordering the suspension of dozens of X accounts for allegedly spreading disinformation.

Reacting to the decision, X owner Elon Musk said: "Free speech is the bedrock of democracy and an unelected pseudo-judge in Brazil is destroying it for political purposes."

Musk isn't taking it well.

[Magic]

So glad I stopped going on it. It's been intentionally destroyed and it's sad to see.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The amount of spam in replies to any tweet is mental.

[Spikey M]

Musk is a mong, but he is on the right side of history on this. Free Speech is being suppressed around the world, Britain included, and it's pretty shit.

[phonics]

Goverments asking for tweets to be deleted/supressed has gone from a 50% acceptance rate to 80%. Ted Cruz' donor list was leaked, this is how it looks now:

https://i.imgur.com/Tpq8iyS.png

Anyone who posted said deleted tweets were banned until they agreed to delete said tweet.

You can say the N-Word but if I reply to said person saying 'Jump in front of a train' I am immediately told to delete the tweet and then banned for 24 hours starting from the time I delete the tweet.

If you just tweet the word Cisgender you are warned for hate speech and you are added to a list of supressed accounts meaning you can never appear in the 'For You' page.

He is not a free speech advocate in any way shape or form.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I still go on a lot and was for a long time a believer, but the last month or so it's really turned quite rapidly in the sense that grifting (of any colour) is by far the predominant activity and non-grifting posts are aggressively suppressed. I really don't get why as all it does is lose him money.

[mo]

I still go on, but made it a rule never to go on the 'for you' tab, because it's immediate exposure to the very worst of humanity. It's depressing. Much prefer it in my 'following' bubble.

[John Arne]

The porn has drastically reduced in the past few months, but the number of adverts is horrific.

[Yevrah]

It’s always been awful.

[Giggles]

It's about nothing more than the push towards us only seeing state sponsored media.

[Dquincy]

The porn has drastically reduced in the past few months, but the number of adverts is horrific.

The replies in the 'for you' section are mostly only fans promoting thei...assets.

[Dquincy]

I still go on, but made it a rule never to go on the 'for you' tab, because it's immediate exposure to the very worst of humanity. It's depressing. Much prefer it in my 'following' bubble.

Shit, that's all I go on. Didn't realise I was doing it wrong. It really is a world of weird.

Still think it's a good alternative to mainstream news, which I do not watch these days.

[Spikey M]

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[Lofty]

:D

[Spikey M]

Big fan of all the septics not getting this

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[Magic]

Reverse.

Also fuck twitter.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Big fan of all the septics not getting this

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Lol at some of the convoluted replies.

[phonics]

Facebook ass Twitter post.

[Boydy]

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This man is mentally ill.

[Dark Soldier]

I'm at nearly 2k followers in the space of a week. Love me some Twitter.

[Danny]

This man is mentally ill.

Some of the stuff he tweets to himself from that account too :D


https://i.imgur.com/5Tme6D4.jpeg

[Spikey M]

:D

[SvN]

"Elon is a father who gets lots of sex." :D

[Spikey M]

How this fanny got where he is in life is one of life's great mysteries.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm trying to think of a historical parallel for him. Maybe Rasputin or something.

[Spikey M]

Alan Sugar is his closest British contemporary.

[Raoul Duke]

Roberto Martinez?

[niko_cee]

In fairness to Roberto, he was actually good at football, and also unbelievably good on champ manager.

[Manc]

Him and Jesus Seba. :drool:

[Lewis]

I like the theory that his day-to-day tweeting is handled by some Indian posting emojis.

[Spikey M]

I would love to be a fly on Starmers wall right now.

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[Magic]

Why? He's doing the best possible thing he can do; ignore the cunt.

[Spikey M]

There's no chance he isn't shitting bricks though.

[Magic]

There's no chance he isn't shitting bricks though.

I disagree. I think he probably can't believe his luck.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, being bombarded with hate from the right hand man of the next president of America. What a touch.

[Giggles]

I'd say Starmer doesn't give a toss. Like everything these days, he just has to be brazen enough to wait it out until the next story makes people forget this one.

[Magic]

Yeah, being bombarded with hate from the right hand man of the next president of America. What a touch.

He's actually bringing every toxic cunt down with him.

Even Farage has distanced himself. That's a win, I'd say.

[Spikey M]

Farage hasn't distanced himself :D, Elon turned on him for not being Far Right enough, basically. He has a really weird hard on for Tommy Robinson, who nearly collapsed a grooming gang trial, but is somehow the hero of the day.

[Boydy]

We should start cosying up to China.

We might be able to get all that Huawei network gear back and actually have some usable 5G at least.

[Spikey M]

Boring. If we're flipping allies we should do a full heel turn and hit Ukraine with a chair shot.

[Danny]

We should start cosying up to China.

We might be able to get all that Huawei network gear back and actually have some usable 5G at least.
Magic

Sounds like a business plan.

[Magic]

@Magic (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=47)

Sounds like a business plan.

:harold:

It's not far off to be honest, as we're looking at Ruijie Reyee.

[Spikey M]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xj559g571o

Nobody tell Elon.

[Luke Emia]

Which one is Waff? The one with the long hair?

[Magic]

"Romanian".

[Spikey M]

I did think that.

[Waffdon]

"Romanian".

Mid 30s Romanian. I’ll take it

[Jimmy Floyd]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8xj559g571o

Nobody tell Elon.

I can just imagine the fist pumping and high fives at BBC towers when they found one that wasn't Muslim, only for the noise of jubilation to be replaced by sighs when they all had Muslim beards.

[Lewis]

'A-ha, it's an entirely different group of foreign parasites! What say you to that, racists?'

[Spikey M]

I think my favourite idiocy - other than Elon's - is all the whoppers posting pictures of white rape gangs.

"WHY'VE YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS THEN!?!?!?!"

As if people are meant to say argh, man! I didn't know there were white rapists. Guess we're even then. Rather than simply pointing out that the white gang didn't benefit from a massive cover up by all institutions involved. They did their jobs.

[phonics]

I keep enjoying my evening and then end up listening to 40 minutes of an @ds upload that’s the most absurd music of all time.

[Dark Soldier]

I keep enjoying my evening and then end up listening to 40 minutes of an @ds upload that’s the most absurd music of all time.

like, follow and subscribe plz, 3,300 followers now bruv

[phonics]

Mate I can’t reply to you without a series of onlyfans bot likes. You’ve made it.

[Dark Soldier]

Mate I can’t reply to you without a series of onlyfans bot likes. You’ve made it.

I know, its amazing how quickly chelsea from slurpsluts.xxx likes a 1979 bootleg of kraftwerk. Gunning for 4200 followers now. My original goal was 1000 by June.

[phonics]

When did you start doing it because I’m looking for one that was early. Also buy me a kebab please mate.

[Dark Soldier]

When did you start doing it because I’m looking for one that was early. Also buy me a kebab please mate.

I started just before Christmas, but started proper 8-10 clips/mixes a day like very late December.

[Pepe]

I see that Reddit people are trying to ban the use of Twitter links. I guess it'll go as well as their 'strike' from not that long ago.

[Ben]

I mean Twitter is complete poison to use if you don't have the app or an account, so from that point of view it's great.

[Boydy]

Everything's like that these days. Instagram drives me mad for it. I refuse to get an account but so many restaurants and cafes think an Instagram account is all they need for an online presence. I just want to see your menu, you cunts.

[Pepe]

Same. No way I'm getting an account to that cesspit. Same with Twitter.

This place is all the struggle media I need. :wub:

[Giggles]

Twitter is class and they’ve finally done something about all the fake tiddy accounts lately too which is a huge improvement. Wipe out the gambling spam and they’re sorted.

[mo]

Sick of seeing the Steven Bartlett/Stacy Soloman clickbait ad every 5/6 tweets now.

[Magic]

Twitter is class and they’ve finally done something about all the fake tiddy accounts lately too which is a huge improvement. Wipe out the gambling spam and they’re sorted.

Imagine spending any time on there. :harold:

Does explain your descent in to lunacy.

[wullie]

Sick of seeing the Steven Bartlett/Stacy Soloman clickbait ad every 5/6 tweets now.

Jimmy Carr's joined them on my timeline now for a bit of variety. Always posted by accounts pretending to be florists or pizza takeaways for some reason

[Clunge]

I keep getting the weird Emma Raducanu ones where she has cuts all over her face. Bizarre.

[Giggles]

Imagine spending any time on there. :harold:

Does explain your descent in to lunacy.

Indeed, such a crazy thing as having a handy place to get all your sport updates in one feed. Absolute madness!

[Kikó]

I finally deactivated my account yesterday. Facebook and Instagram next.

[Lofty]

I'll miss your cheeky face in the 'people you may know' section.

[Magic]

I finally deactivated my account yesterday. Facebook and Instagram next.

You need to fully delete it, not just deactivate.

[Spikey M]

Twitter is fine as long as you stick to your "Following" feed. You're in complete control of what you're seeing then. The For You feed is often full of wibble though. So much so, that I don't think it's For Me at all. If it is, I'd love to know why they think I want content from either - never mind both - Douglas Carswell and James O'brien.

[Kikó]

It's fine if you're happy that the owner is a Nazi.

[phonics]

Do you not let the kids watch Pixar films?

[Giggles]

Get that Bluesky account set up quick.

[Giggles]

Twitter is fine as long as you stick to your "Following" feed. You're in complete control of what you're seeing then. The For You feed is often full of wibble though. So much so, that I don't think it's For Me at all. If it is, I'd love to know why they think I want content from either - never mind both - Douglas Carswell and James O'brien.

Exactly. Most people that have moaned about it for years have absolutely no idea how to use it.

[Magic]

Exactly. Most people that have moaned about it for years have absolutely no idea how to use it.

You understand the "for you" feed is relatively new, yes?