TTH Awards 2016 - Voting OPEN (until 27/03)

[igor_balis]

Inspired by GS bemoaning nobody bothering to do them at Christmas, and in an attempt to galvanise everyone after the collective forum existential crisis in the other thread, I'm gonna do the fucking awards. I'm unemployed and bored so I might as well.

I'm limiting the categories to :

Best Poster
Worst Poster
Most Improved Poster
Most Regressed Poster

This streamlined selection has also been approved by my special consultant.

PM me your selections. As usual, pick three for each category. 5 points for 1st pick, 3 points for 2nd and 1 point for 3rd.

You've got two weeks, so until midnight on the 27th. Date of ceremony TBC.

http://i67.tinypic.com/2e1ui3c.jpg

[Magic]

I vote Igor as most regressed due to moving back to Rugby from Edinburgh.

[Davgooner]

Rugby's now one of the top shopping destinations in Europe, you tit.

[Magic]

Edinburgh is one of the best cities in the world you goon.

[Giggles]

Well fucking lol at that.

[igor_balis]

Rugby's now one of the top shopping destinations in Europe, you tit.
Exactly. Going to the revitalised Elliot's Field for the first time next week, pretty excited.

[Davgooner]

Best part about it is that Halford's is still there, looking shit in the corner.

[Magic]

Well fucking lol at that.

Wannabe Mexican cunt.

[Giggles]

Wannabe Mexican cunt.

That would wash if I was making the same ludicrous claims about anything here.

[Kikó]

Way too many awards.

[Lewis]

Best Poster should be renamed for the new board, and it should be something like the Lewis Award for Outstanding Posting

[The Merse]

Best part about it is that Halford's is still there, looking shit in the corner.

How the fuck, when we're down to the bare bones of contributors, is it that 3 of us are current or former residents of an insignificant motorway town?

Baffling.

Anyway, EF and J1 will always been chav infested shitstains blighting the landscape of consumerism. Our grandfathers didn't die for this.

[CJay]

Isn't best obviously going to be Lewis and worst obviously going to be Jeet? Never really 'got' the whole awards thing on here.

Remember the year everyone loved Andy?

[Boydy]

Magic might win best now. He's been very entertaining since we made the move. Lewis has lost his touch.

And Harold will surely be worst by a country mile.

[Lewis]

I'm doing what I've always done. I just can't compete with Koreans or a disastrous marriage.

[Magic]

Boyd for fuck sake, too early. And you were supposed to plant that via various PMs. My campaign is over.

[Giggles]

Magic stormed onto my most regressed for the last few weeks. Not even touching best.

[Magic]

We'll see if you still have that attitude when we're the only two members still actively posting.

[The Merse]

It's Lee's year if we're including old board content.

If not, Jimmy.

Sorry Lewis, I'm bored of backing you.

[Giggles]

We'll see if you still have that attitude when we're the only two members still actively posting.

We can just exchange numbers and WhatsApp then.

[Magic]

We can just exchange numbers and WhatsApp then.

I'm not ok with that. FB me instead.

[Giggles]

I'm not ok with that. FB me instead.

Done. Should be at that stage in a few months.

[Magic]

Done. Should be at that stage in a few months.

What, getting Facebook? :eyemouth:

This chat alone could get new members. I'll paraphrase it on the Twitter account.

[Giggles]

What, getting Facebook? :eyemouth:

This chat alone could get new members. I'll paraphrase it on the Twitter account.

Us being the only two left.

[Magic]

Yes, I kn...hence the eyem...oh never mind.

[Pepe]

Jimmy is a one trick pony. As is Lee.

[The Merse]

Better than a no-trick piñata.

For the record - I don't even aspire to have a trick, never mind four legs to perform it with.

[Ian]

Jimmy is a one trick pony. As is Lee.

Yes, the trick is making good posts.

"All he does is score goals, though."

[Boydy]

I want to know what Pepe thinks are their tricks because those two seem like two of the best wide-ranging posters to me.

[Pepe]

The lobbyists are here.

[GS]

Jimmy is a one trick pony. As is Lee.

Let he who is without sin...

[John]

Yes, the trick is making good posts.

"All he does is score goals, though."

Aptly, Floyd put one of these to bed ages ago. Beckham as a one trick pony with his one trick being 'striking a ball with astounding effectiveness.'

[Pepe]

The christians are here too, I see.

[Yevrah]

Pepe's taking the absolute fucking piss with that.

[Chrissy]

Edinburgh is one of the best cities in the world you goon.

Fuck off.

[The Merse]

To be fair, I did remark tonight that it's one of the most beautiful at night. The landscape and it being so condensed makes it pretty special - you can take in everything of importance in one swoop from multiple angles.

[igor_balis]

Not had many votes. C'mon lads, there's only 4 awards.

[Toby]

Lee for Best and Magic for Most Improved.

I'll abstain from the negative ones.

[phonics]

This is such a shockingly poor attempt I'm refusing to re-install the medals system.

[Disco]

We have until the 27th, it's traditional to wait until right before the deadline.

[Magic]

Whilst our laziness and apathy makes us one of the best boards on the internet, it also makes it one of the worst. For shame.

[phonics]

That was a joke by the way I was just testing if it works. We're going to need a better graphic though. Looks like dog shit.

[Pepe]

The game is rigged!

[igor_balis]

This is such a shockingly poor attempt I'm refusing to re-install the medals system.

I don't understand, I've told people the awards and then people send me votes. There's nothing else to it, is there?

edit: oh...seethe suspended...carry on

[Magic]

Not enough WIT and BANTER to be decent awards.

[igor_balis]

Last time I do anything for you cunts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

[Pepe]

Seething. :drool:

[Magic]

https://www.facebook.com/436877166465726/videos/553168918169883/

[Disco]

Whilst our laziness and apathy makes us one of the best boards on the internet, it also makes it one of the worst. For shame.

That's worst poster sorted, just three left to go.

[GS]

And some of you lads suggested it was time for someone else to have a go...

[Toby]

:D

You were usually coming back to the thread with a few days to go crying that it probably wouldn't go ahead because nobody cared and you had three sets of votes.

[GS]

Aye, but we always had a flood arrive in the day or two preceding the DEADLINE - much like when I had to whinge bitterly about lack of activity in a Werewolf game to prompt activity.

The awards can be defining moments, given Taz and yourself have never really recovered from the Two Shit Disaster.

[Toby]

Aye, but we always had a flood arrive in the day or two preceding the DEADLINE

You're supposed to be a numbers man, I thought you'd recognise the 16th of March is more than a day or two away from the 27th.

[GS]

I can't believe I'm reduced to having to highlight that I wasn't making a wholly serious point. Igor's at least having a go, which is more than can be said for everybody else (including me).

[Boydy]

Someone's bitter we didn't beg him to do it.

[Toby]

I can't believe I'm reduced to having to highlight that I wasn't making a wholly serious point.

Perhaps from the ever so superior position from which you're momentarily stepping down you should be aware that's well recognised. You were still going for a bit of an ego massage, however jokingly, so it seemed necessary to point out Igor's doing no worse than you have previously.

[GS]

I think you lads are quite sorely mistaken, but it barely registers as surprising any more.

[Toby]

Scrap my earlier abstention, igor_balis. GS has pressed a suitable case for Most Regressed with his try hard aloofness.

[GS]

I think that's fairly self-evident from the fact I've mustered a mere 600 posts in seven months.

[Toby]

Fishing for a "please come back" will only encourage me to advance the above to Worst Poster.

[GS]

I really, really don't want to be unkind, but you seem to be on some sort of bizarre crusade to turn this into a 'thing' and I really don't have the patience for it. I get out of the forum what I want to get out of it, and that doesn't extend to wasting my time engaging in this pointless - and absolutely shit - exchange of one-upmanship. I'll leave you to seethe in private.

[Toby]

It was a light piss take because I'm bored. Maybe it's time to chill out a bit.

[Baz]

How many people have voted so far?

[Magic]

Toby having a go at GS now. Maybe we should have a 'most aggressive' category.

[Toby]

Yeah, I was the aggressive one. :cab:

[leedsrevolution]

Nah you were just the twat.

[Toby]

I was laughing at his first post in recognition that he wasn't really serious, but felt the need to point out Igor's doing nothing wrong. He reacted like a twat, I made another joking post and he flew off the handle. If I'm the twat in this scenario then the board really is beyond help.

[leedsrevolution]

Yeh your the twat.

[Toby]

Top lols LR mate.

[leedsrevolution]

Cheers

[Chrissy]

The thing I love about this forum is how everything escalates quickly. Except the voting. Well played lads.

[Magic]

I really didn't think we were all this precious. Though that's coming from someone who had a two year exodus over a meltdown.

[leedsrevolution]

It's not escalating quickly. This is not a drill. The forum is in meltdown. All hope is lost. Toby has said it - WERE BEYOND HELP!

[leedsrevolution]

I really didn't think we were all this precious. Though that's coming from someone who had a two year exodus over a meltdown.

Yeh there is a lot of that. It's funny.

[SvN]

Were you really gone for two years? :harold: It felt like a few months.

[leedsrevolution]

I didn't realise you ever left.

Edit: probs cos you were active on WACCOE still.

[Magic]

I'm done.

[Baz]

I've just voted. What a Saturday night this is.

[Giggles]

The window for this could really have been 3 or 4 days.

[Spammer]

Why was it that you left in the first place, Magic?

[Baz]

http://toffeeweb.com/images/action/06_07/liverpool-h-1.jpg

[Giggles]

Magic left? Has he not been in since that?

[Spammer]

He left yonks ago, before I joined, and then came back probably a year or two ago.

[Giggles]

Is he gone again now though? I don't recall seeing him post in days.

[Magic]

Why was it that you left in the first place, Magic?

Faggot-gate. That was the height of my cuntery.

Jim called me a cunt, that's how bad it got.

[Giggles]

Faggot-gate. That was the height of my cuntery.

Jim called me a cunt, that's how bad it got.

Was there more than one of those or was it the main one where zink got all precious? I don't remember you leaving then.

[Angelsaint]

Why can't I vote public. I have nothing to hide. I do respect the ones who want to keep their vote secret... Well... Who the fuck cares? Best poster is Harold / Louis / pepe( not in special order), worst poster is clearly magic crushing Henry/John/toby and let's be honest most here are a bunch of cunts.

[Giggles]

Just post your votes as well then.

[Kikó]

I've voted.

[Baz]

I wonder if Magic can win best and worst. Maybe even all four!

[Angelsaint]

Magic..best?I rest my case.

[leedsrevolution]

You think Harold is the best - therefore evey thing you now say is null and void. How can you be so fucking retarded?

[Angelsaint]

He may well be, but I never said he was the best but nice try for a better dramatization of your point.
About your question, ask your mirror.

[leedsrevolution]

Why can't I vote public. I have nothing to hide. I do respect the ones who want to keep their vote secret... Well... Who the fuck cares? Best poster is Harold / Louis / pepe( not in special order), worst poster is clearly magic crushing Henry/John/toby and let's be honest most here are a bunch of cunts.

You just publicly voted him the best poster. :face:

[Angelsaint]

Read again and hide your head in shame.

[leedsrevolution]

Best poster is Harold / Louis / pepe( not in special order),

Please elaborate.

[Angelsaint]

The hint is on " not in ANY special order).

[leedsrevolution]

Jesus christ.

[Reg]

About your question, ask your mirror.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b7afadfc92c28d0f66fc42c0f7016e26/tumblr_ndlp7szgZN1qz9nvbo1_400.gif

[randomlegend]

"Wtf, it's a perfect loop"

"Top right look at the trees"

"OMG it's ruined"

Etc.

[Giggles]

Hypnotic.

[igor_balis]

HELLO. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. Get your votes in before the time runs out. LOL (lots of love) - Igor. x

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgAWxQVJPhE

[Ian]

Mine'll be in over the weekend.

[Giggles]

http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/2676646/original

[Baz]

Vote For Me.

[Pepe]

I voted yesterday. Should just give the awards based on my votes, got it pretty spot on.

[Angelsaint]

Missing two categories.
Mist improved: maybe GS but mostly because I don't see much of him. Second place boydy looked like he grow some balls. Can't think of anyone else, this is a mare.

Regressed: didn't know was possible but that award has to go to magic, I thought he was awful but still he managed to reach new heights.

ItalAussie opposite to what many think I actually admired him but some of his last statements were hennerz quality.

John. Well.. He didn't got worst because I don't think someone can get worst.

Perm ban in 3.... 2....

[Magic]

Missing two categories.
Mist improved: maybe GS but mostly because I don't see much of him. Second place boydy looked like he grow some balls. Can't think of anyone else, this is a mare.

Regressed: didn't know was possible but that award has to go to magic, I thought he was awful but still he managed to reach new heights.

ItalAussie opposite to what many think I actually admired him but some of his last statements were hennerz quality.

John. Well.. He didn't got worst because I don't think someone can get worst.

Perm ban in 3.... 2....

New lows, you mean.

[Angelsaint]

Depends on the way you see it

[John]

That's so mangled it's ambiguous in places.

[Raoul Duke]

Kudos on regressing upwards, Magic.

[Angelsaint]

Kudos on regressing upwards, Magic.
Like I said, depends on the way you see it.

Fucking hell, very few to spare around here.

[Kikó]

You've gone up in my list saint to the bottom.

[Reg]

Like I said, depends on the way you see it.

Fucking hell, very few to spare around here.
Saint, how many of your 400 posts do you think you insult the rest of the forum with?

[leedsrevolution]

5/7 of them

[Angelsaint]

Saint, how many of your 400 posts do you think you insult the rest of the forum with?
Not a insult, just facts.

[SvN]

Have you donated to the forum fund yet, Saint?

[Angelsaint]

Forum fund? Ehmmm what?

[Baz]

Forum fund? Ehmmm what?Donate To The Forum (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?964-Donate-To-The-Forum)

[Angelsaint]

So... How much for Harold return?
More important why donate to something that would ban me? Ital said I was on a thin line.

[Kikó]

Keep the money for your five kids.

[Lewis]

To be fair, 'why donate to something that would ban me' is why he never used to see the first one.

[Kikó]

:D
*drops mike*

[Disco]

Dayum.

[igor_balis]

Barely any cunt has voted. Best poster goes to me. You can all go fuck yourselves.

[Giggles]

I must have voted first so that should give Boydy the title by default.

[Lewis]

2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 (discontinued; held forever).

[Magic]

We can raise over 500 quid in an instant but can't take two seconds to vote.

TTH. :cool:

[Ian]

How many votes are there? I was about to do mine but I'm not going to waste 30 precious seconds voting if it's not happening.

[igor_balis]

If we have a late rush it'll be okay. Get your votes in ladz.

[leedsrevolution]

Can I vote myself in all 4 categories?

[Boydy]

Just voted.

[Ian]

Me too. Didn't manage to fill all the categories though. I guess I'm a bit shit.

[igor_balis]

Uncompleted votes are absolutely fine, nowt wrong with not bothering to put a 3rd choice for most regressed or whatever if you can't think of anyone.

[Pepe]

Even I voted. Get on it you twats.

[leedsrevolution]

Wait did I just vote once per one Igor? For some reason I just can't remember.

[Giggles]

Wait did I just vote once per one Igor? For some reason I just can't remember.

In fairness you were probably drunk.

[igor_balis]

Wait did I just vote once per one Igor? For some reason I just can't remember.

Aye you did.

How many votes have these things typically received in the past? Paging GS.

[Angelsaint]

I voted and they were public.

[leedsrevolution]

In fairness you were probably drunk.

Shut the whole place down.

[Giggles]

I voted and they were public.

They should all be public really.

[GS]

Aye you did.

How many votes have these things typically received in the past? Paging GS.

Probably somewhere between 30-40 after the late rush. I'll vote shortly.

[leedsrevolution]

They should all be public really.

That would've been better I agree.

[Kikó]

I voted one for each category. Oops.

[phonics]

I haven't voted in a single awards and the last time I did a WDYTOE I only got up to Boydy to have a go at him.

Holding this place together at the seams, me.

[Angelsaint]

Anyone know what year was my ban? Just sayin...

[Boydy]

I haven't voted in a single awards and the last time I did a WDYTOE I only got up to Boydy to have a go at him.

Holding this place together at the seams, me.

:(

[Pepe]

How many voters do we need as a minimum for a non-Lewis winner (as if) to be considered legitimate?

[Angelsaint]

Anywho i noticed i nominated 3 for best poster without any special order.
1 Harold
2 Pepe
3 Louis

[Boydy]

Where are the results?

[Lewis]

I don't remember GS ever being late.

[igor_balis]

You've got two weeks, so until midnight on the 27th. Date of ceremony TBC.

In other words go fuck yourselves. As i've only received about 15 votes I'm either gonna extend the deadline and pester people until they vote, or I'll half-arse it at some point midweek.

[Lewis]

Wanker.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'll submit my votes publicly, because why not.

Best poster:
1. Lewis
2. Lee
3. Disco

Worst poster:
1. Jeet
2. Saint
3. Mert

Most improved:
1. Giggles
2. Magic
3. Baz

Most regressed:
1. Mahow
2. GS
3. Jeet

[Spoonsky]

I'll do the same because I support transparency in governance.

Best poster:
1. Lee
2. Jimmy Floyd
3. Magic

Worst poster:
1. Jeet
2. Mert
3. Giggles

I couldn't say about the other two categories, everyone seems pretty much the same. The only thing that varies is quantity rather quality. Actually, I'll have:

Most improved:
1. Magic

[Giggles]

Yeah fuck it, full disclosure ftw. This is the PM I sent Balis the other day.


Best Poster
1. Boydy
2. Toby
3. Kiko

Worst Poster
1. John
2. Spoonsky
3. Disco

Most Improved Poster
1. Jimmy Floyd
2. Igor Balis
3. Phonics

Most Regressed Poster
1. GS
2. Magic
3. Raoul Duke

[Angelsaint]

I'll submit my votes publicly, because why not.

Best poster:
1. Lewis
2. Lee
3. Disco

Worst poster:
1. Jeet
2. Saint
3. Mert

Most improved:
1. Giggles
2. Magic
3. Baz

Most regressed:
1. Mahow
2. GS
3. Jeet

I don't give a shit aboutso I have to ask. Why the hell that top, top fella Saint is on your worst poster if he hardly posted around here?

Just curious, not even discussing why would you have a amazing person like him there.

NOTE: For the less intelligent #98% of the people around here, there is a reason for the use of third person....

[John]

I don't give a shit aboutso I have to ask.

:D

Best:
1. Floyd
2. Lee
3. Lewis

Worst:
1. Diljeet
2. Mokbull
3. Saint

Improved:
1. Pepe
2. Magic
3. Lee

Regressed:
1. Randomlegend
2. Pen
3. Maz

The biggest margin between any two posters there is between RL and Pen for most regressed. RL has it by fucking miles.

[John Arne]

Saint is actually turning into Harold.

You don't care what anybody thinks, yet every thread gets derailed about why you think this, why people think this about you, why you are right and everybody else is wrong.

Boring.

[Giggles]

Saint really is making a fuck of the place. He's doing the Harold/Pepe/Taz thing but he's too close to the Harold end of that scale so it's extra shit.
I know there's the 'don't read it' argument but there's nothing else.

[Angelsaint]

Not that I see why the hassle but my " I don't care what anybody thinks " was not meant to Jimmy post per se. But I do see the reason for the misunderstanding and only thing I say is that I will try to formulate better in the future.

[Pepe]

I don't like public voting since it sways other people into, but since that where we are now here are mine:

Best poster:
1. Lewis
2. Magic
3. Boydy

Worst poster:
1. RL
2. GS
3. leedsrevolution

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Giggles
3. phonics

Most regressed:
1. GS
2. Hammer
3. Toby

EDIT: Have to admit I completely forgot about mokbull when voting. I'll let you guess in which category he would have featured.

[Angelsaint]

Has GS been active lately?

[Disco]

I think I may have forgotten about this twice if not three times in the last fortnight, but here we go.

Best poster:
1. Jimmy Floyd
2. Lewis
3. Magic

Worst poster:
1. Saint
2. John Arne
3. leedsrevolution

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Baz
3. phonics

Most regressed:
1. Jeet
2. mokbull
3. Classic Giggles

[simon]

Best poster:
1. Jimmy Floyd
2. Lee
3. Lewis

Worst poster:
1. Giggles
2. leedsrevolution
3. RL

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Spoonsky
3. Baz

Most regressed:
1. Toby
2. GS
3. RL

[Boydy]

Is everyone ignoring Harold for worst poster because he's banned now?

[leedsrevolution]

http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Funniest_Memes_people-what-a-bunch-of-bastards_13598.jpeg

[Disco]

I did consider him (post ban) for most improved.

[Angelsaint]

Like his opinion or not everyone should agree that he is by far best poster around here.

[Disco]

Well he's not here anymore so it's a bit of a moot point, he's the best/worst/whatever poster in the same way that Bill Oddie is the greatest snooker player ever to grace the game.

[Angelsaint]

Every time anyone " fights the good fight" he will be remembered!
[ video] https://YouTube.com/RgKAFK5djSka [ /video]

[Angelsaint]

How the fuck you post videos?

Phonics should never be a teacher he is awful at it.

[phonics]

Read the how to use the forum thread you giant moron.

[phonics]

Read the how to use the forum thread you giant moron.

There's even a button to click but that would require having an intelligence equal to that of a rotting pear so that's Saint out matched.

[Angelsaint]

Wtf? I tried 3 times now!

Edit: 8 times now! Fuck it.

[Disco]

Chinny would be proud (if he had it carefully explained).

[phonics]

Wtf? I tried 3 times now!

Edit: 8 times now! Fuck it.

You're posting a shortened link. Change it to YouTube.com not you.tube.

[John]

Eight times and look at the tags. :D

Remove the spaces.

[Giggles]

Eight times and look at the tags. :D

Remove the spaces.

It has to be deliberate.

[Angelsaint]

13...
Can't you use your Adam powers and correct it. And show me the correct one?

[phonics]

Your link doesn't go to a YouTube video so no.

[John]

Learning through doing, Saint. Learning through doing.

It's how I taught my Gran to use Sky+.

[Pepe]

Is everyone ignoring Harold for worst poster because he's banned now?

I just don't see the point of including the likes of Harold, mert, and jeet. We all know where they stand.

[randomlegend]

Meanies :(

[Giggles]

Results?

[Reg]

The PM I sent Igor:

Best Poster Jimmy Floyd
Worst Poster Harold
Most Improved Poster Max Power

I've just noticed Max more because of the Leicester stuff.

[Byron]

Best poster:
1. Lee
2. Jimmy Floyd
3. Max Power

Worst poster:
1. Saint
2. 'jeet
3. Harold Flair

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Baz
3. Pepe

Most regressed:
1. Giggles
2. Toby
3. Boydy

[Jeet]

Wow, if I'm the worst poster then the standard must be really high....oh wait.

[Giggles]

There better be poo/poos for this.

[Angelsaint]

Best poster:
1. Lee
2. Jimmy Floyd
3. Max Power

Worst poster:
1. Saint
2. 'jeet
3. Harold Flair

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Baz
3. Pepe

Most regressed:
1. Giggles
2. Toby
3. Boydy
Unluckily for you the deadline was yesterday but good effort.

[Byron]

In other words go fuck yourselves. As i've only received about 15 votes I'm either gonna extend the deadline and pester people until they vote, or I'll half-arse it at some point midweek.

Unlucky Saint.

[John]

He doesn't care, Byron. Joke's on you.

[Angelsaint]

Why would I be the worst poster if I hardly post?
Just now in Easter I got some free time so I comment a bit, not enough to make me worst poster.
Or you just missed me?

[mugbull]

Best poster:
1. Magic
2. Kiko
3. Lewis

Worst poster:
1. John
2. Saint
3. TG09

Most improved:
1. who cares

Most regressed:
1. Pepe
2. ScousePig
3. John Arne

[Angelsaint]

Thanks for the nomination :)

If only I knew who are you....

[Pen]

Is voting still open then? I barely had time to turn on the computer last week so missed the original deadline, but I'll put my votes in too if it's not too late. John having me as the second most regressed had me seething like a motherfucker.

[Magic]

Post more then you detestable ice monkey.

This is the problem with public votes.

[Ian]

"Detestable ice monkey." :D

[Kikó]

Now the most improved in my list.

[igor_balis]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

VOTING EXTENDED TO MIDNIGHT ON SUNDAY (3RD OF APRIL).

If I haven't received at least 30 votes by then whilst I will give the results, I will not consider the awards canonical. It'll be like an unsanctioned non-title match. phonics can ya update the thread title with the new deadline? Thx love you xx

[Giggles]

Do we have 30 active posters?

[Magic]

Do we have 30 active posters?

Oh here we go. Tell us more about how the board will die in 6 months.

[Pen]

Votes sent. Getting twenty should be more than enough for the awards.

[Kikó]

Let's get 50.

[Giggles]

Oh here we go. Tell us more about how the board will die in 6 months.

I already told you that.

[Josh]

Best poster:
1. Lee
2. Magic
3. Kiko

Worst poster:
1. Scouse
2. Saint
3. Dino

Most improved:
1. Giggles
2. Magic
3. Boyd

Most regressed:
1. John
2. Jimmy
3. Yevrah

[The Merse]

Best: Jim

Worst: cheer up Giggles you nasal gazing pessimistic bastard. Would have been Harold, obviously.

Can I make a suggestion that with such a small community these categories (especially with a top 3 for each) aren't really so effective anymore. Could we perhaps go for something more akin to those slightly humourous in jokey things you do at works and sports bashes - 'most likely to...' 'Least likely to' kinda stuff?

[7om]

Best: Jim

Worst: cheer up Giggles you nasal gazing pessimistic bastard. Would have been Harold, obviously.

Can I make a suggestion that with such a small community these categories (especially with a top 3 for each) aren't really so effective anymore. Could we perhaps go for something more akin to those slightly humourous in jokey things you do at works and sports bashes - 'most likely to...' 'Least likely to' kinda stuff?

Why don't we create a Yearbook and make the transition to American wankers complete?

[Lewis]

My school introduced yearbooks when we were leaving. We thought that was a bit sad at the time, but those jumpers you see people wearing are a disgrace.

[Disco]

Why don't we create a Yearbook and make the transition to American wankers complete?

That's rich, I bet you're on the residents association by now.

[Spikey M]

I've been away ages. We'll have no fucking in jokes on my watch.

[Lewis]

What have you been doing?

[Spikey M]

Loads, but no excuse for not posting. Just slowly stopped visiting as I was busy and then eventually stopped. Checked in every now and then but never bothered posting until I saw there was a new forum so thought I'd come and see wagwan.

But yeah, I got married, had a daughter, got promoted, lost an inch of hairline and gained a couple of inches of waist since I was last a regular. As Sandman put it in Facebook, I look like a creepy Danny Dyer.

[Giggles]

Are you the one who used to get all the jip for having a tiny head?

[Lewis]

Fuck Sandman.

[John]

That must make you completely bald then.

Spikey. :(

[7om]

That's rich, I bet you're on the residents association by now.

I've got the accent as well.

[Magic]

That must make you completely bald then.

Spikey. :(

Fucking bastard beat me to it.

[Magic]

Loads, but no excuse for not posting. Just slowly stopped visiting as I was busy and then eventually stopped. Checked in every now and then but never bothered posting until I saw there was a new forum so thought I'd come and see wagwan.

But yeah, I got married, had a daughter, got promoted, lost an inch of hairline and gained a couple of inches of waist since I was last a regular. As Sandman put it in Facebook, I look like a creepy Danny Dyer.

Congrats though. Hopefully you didn't do all the latter in Saaaafend?

[Spikey M]

Fuck Sandman.

Whats happened there?

[Spikey M]

Congrats though. Hopefully you didn't do all the latter in Saaaafend?

Near by. :moop:

[Spikey M]

That must make you completely bald then.

Spikey. :(

Yeah, but think how cheap the transplant would be.

[ScousePig]

Best poster:
1. Lee
2. Magic
3. Kiko

Worst poster:
1. Scouse
2. Saint
3. Dino

Most improved:
1. Giggles
2. Magic
3. Boyd

Most regressed:
1. John
2. Jimmy
3. Yevrah

:D

Nice to meet you.

[Chrissy]

Ok gonna throw my votes out there;

Best poster:
1. Magic
2. Mahow
3. Lewis

Worst poster:
1. Harold
2. Jeet
3. Saint

Most improved:
1. Magic
2. Kiko
3. Phonics

Most regressed:

Early days for the new board. So I can't answer this fairly.

[Spoonsky]

What have you been doing?

Getting a shit Chinese tattoo, for one.

[Spikey M]

You what, bruv?

[Byron]

Is Josh that lad who used to be Demerit on the last board? I'm going off the basis that there can't seriously be two Watford fans on here.

[Boydy]

Is Josh that lad who used to be Demerit on the last board? I'm going off the basis that there can't seriously be two Watford fans on here.
He's not Demerit. Pretty sure he was just JoshT on the old board.

[igor_balis]

Joshy was quite a new member on the old place as well i think. Did he have GOB from arrested development as his avatar?

[Spoonsky]

You what, bruv?

Perhaps it's Japanese?

[Spikey M]

I have some shit chinese tattoos but they are 12 years old...

[Magic]

I remember them. :D

[Spikey M]

Wanted them removed but they're thieving fuckers. How much can blasting shit with a laser cost?

[Magic]

It really doesn't matter, it'd be worth it.

[Spikey M]

Probably. :moop:

[Spoonsky]

Alright, you win this time. The real question is why we're friends on Facebook.

[Spikey M]

Because you were 10 at the time. :gs:

[Josh]

Is Josh that lad who used to be Demerit on the last board? I'm going off the basis that there can't seriously be two Watford fans on here.

I'm not Demerit. We are the only 2 Watford fans in existence so we have to stick together.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just sent my votes in.

[Angelsaint]

This is embarrassing! I came back like a Knight in a white horse to save y'all and find out most continue to be the same grumpy Muppets you were before my unfair ban.
How the fuck am I nominated for anything if I post fuck all?

This is like watching a blind fall, it hurts most likely you, then the blind person.

You guys are like sheep where one sheep chooses to jump from the cliff and the rest follow.
Absolutely no use of free will.

Fuckin hell.

[Baz]

Maybe it's because the few posts you do make are all the same. They're all mangled English, overly long, insult someone, mention your ban and then ask to close the thread so you have the final word on the matter.

I didn't nominate you as worst poster because I don't consider you as part of the community. You are, without a doubt, one of the worst posters on the internet though.

[Angelsaint]

Maybe it's because the few posts you do make are all the same. They're all mangled English, overly long, insult someone, mention your ban and then ask to close the thread so you have the final word on the matter.

I didn't nominate you as worst poster because I don't consider you as part of the community. You are, without a doubt, one of the worst posters on the internet though.

What a perfect example of what I was talking about, thanks Baz!

Baz showing the sheep behavior, John said the same and he as sheep followed without checking. I reckon I have around 30 posts and in these 2 is my ban mentioned and only 1 brought up by me. But as a sheep you follow without thinking. I also hardly insult someone but to dramatize your comment you claim that. I could continue but I stop here.

[Ian]

"If you all think I'm a dickhead then you must all be just copying each other!" is classic Bish.

[John]

I reckon I have around 30 posts and in these 2 is my ban mentioned and only 1 brought up by me. But as a sheep you follow without thinking. I also hardly insult someone but to dramatize your comment you claim that. I could continue but I stop here.

We can see your postcount, Saint. It's not thirty.

[Angelsaint]

We can see your postcount, Saint. It's not thirty.
I am on my phone.

Wow 482 and 2 mentions of my ban! No, not sheep at all.

[John]

You've mentioned your ban more than twice aswell. If I can be bothered I'll do a multiquote for you later.

[Giggles]

You've mentioned your ban more than twice aswell. If I can be bothered I'll do a multiquote for you later.

I wouldn't. Even there in front of him in black and white he'll disagree.

[Angelsaint]

"Random" guess... You won't be bothered...

[leedsrevolution]

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