[FOOTBALL] European and Domestic Midweek Football - 8th/9th/10th March

[Weaver]

Tuesday
Hull City vs Arsenal - BT Sport 1, 7pm

Wolfsburg (3) vs Gent (2) - BT Sport 2, 7:45pm
Real Madrid (2) vs Roma (0) - BT Sport Europe/BT Sport Showcase, 7:45pm

Full set of Championship fixtures and a few L1/L2 ties also.

Wednesday
Zenit St Petersburg (0) vs Benfica (1) - BT Sport Europe, 5pm
Chelsea (1) vs PSG (2) - BT Sport Europe, 7:45pm

Thursday
Borussia Dortmund vs Spurs - BT Sport 2, 6pm
Shakhtar vs Anderlecht - BT Sport Extra 4, 6pm
Fenerbahce vs Braga - BT Sport Extra 3, 6pm
FC Basel vs Sevilla - BT Sport Extra 2, 6pm
Liverpool vs Manchester United - BT Sport Europe, 8:05pm
Athletic Bilbao vs Valencia - BT Sport 2/BT Sport Showcase, 8:05pm
Villarreal vs Bayer Leverkusen - BT Sport Extra 3, 8:05pm
Sparta Prague vs Lazio - BT Sport Extra 4, 8:05pm

[Magic]

Sunderland CEO has resigned over ADAM JOHNSONGATE.

[Jimmy Floyd]

All the fans who cheered his goal against Newcastle should also resign.

[Magic]

This is the sort of TURMOIL that'll see Norwich/Newcastle survive.

[John]

Katie Hopkins has been defending him, which is as clear an induction into the scumbags union as you'll find.

[Magic]

That's also brought out the 'don't always agree with her but she's got it spot on this time' cunts on Faceboak as well.

[Magic]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-35752099

Tinpot as fuck. Basically a seismometer 500m from the ground was tripped to 0.3 magnitude by 30,000 fans jumping up from their seats and spilling their tea flasks, and they've named it not after the bloke that scored the goal, but Jamie Vardy. :sick:

[Magic]

What match is everyone watching tonight then?

[Giggles]

What match is everyone watching tonight then?

Madrid definitely.

[Lee]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-35752099

Tinpot as fuck. Basically a seismometer 500m from the ground was tripped to 0.3 magnitude by 30,000 fans jumping up from their seats and spilling their tea flasks, and they've named it not after the bloke that scored the goal, but Jamie Vardy. :sick:

"Tinpot."

It's not anyone associated with the club who have named it. It's some geology students noncing about at a local primary school.

[Lee]

What match is everyone watching tonight then?

Hinckley vs Pilkington XXX

It's damp and grey out so I'm already regretting the decision. Still, the burgers at the ground are nice.

[Magic]

Madrid definitely.

I'll join you. Might listen to Leeds but so apathetic these days.

[Baz]

Second leg of the Euro game falls on Paddy's day. :drool: :beer: :vomit: :happycry::clap::rosebud::groove::wank::drunk::rot ate::jayjay::win::alan: etc.

[Reg]

"Tinpot" claims are nearly always a load of nonsense anyway. A bizarre kind of one-upmanship from fans.

[Giggles]

I'll join you. Might listen to Leeds but so apathetic these days.

I'll put the kettle on.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Why is Arsenal kicking off so early?

I hope it's in order to give their fans a hope of getting back to London, but my ten quid is on it being due to commercial rules about games not kicking off at the same time as the Champions League.

[Magic]

Yeah probably. Gives us something decent to watch until the CL.

[Magic]

Or not. Absolutely fucking awful.

[Max Power]

This Hull/Arsenal game is unspeakably bad. There's literally no noise, no chances, endless head injuries and a Peter Drury/Robbie Savage comms dream team.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why is Arsenal kicking off so early?

I hope it's in order to give their fans a hope of getting back to London, but my ten quid is on it being due to commercial rules about games not kicking off at the same time as the Champions League.

Jake Humphrey said 'it was the only way to try and pack the match into the busy schedule'.

Clearly he knows what he's talking about.

[Waffdon]

Walcott on a corner :D

[Magic]

Has there even been a fucking shot on goal yet?

[Magic]

Jake Humphrey said 'it was the only way to try and pack the match into the busy schedule'.

Clearly he knows what he's talking about.

Hull apparently asked for it to be delayed but it clashed with CL.

[Magic]

Has there even been a fucking shot on goal yet?

Lol. Great ball by Myler.

[CJay]

I was just about to post saying Arsenal have no idea how to break Hull down. I guess they don't need to with brainfarts like that.

[John]

Lol at that from Dzeko. Hopeless.

[CJay]

He's such a useless lump.

[niko_cee]

Why is Arsenal kicking off so early?

I hope it's in order to give their fans a hope of getting back to London, but my ten quid is on it being due to commercial rules about games not kicking off at the same time as the Champions League.

It's actually a bit of an elicit match isn't it as you aren't supposed to clash top flight games (which includes FA Cup games with top flight clubs in them) with Champions League nights? I'm sure Liverpool v someone (Blackburn or Bolton) was delayed for about a month last year due to the proposed replay falling foul of this ruling.

[CJay]

It's actually a bit of an elicit match isn't it as you aren't supposed to clash top flight games (which includes FA Cup games with top flight clubs in them) with Champions League nights? I'm sure Liverpool v someone (Blackburn or Bolton) was delayed for about a month last year due to the proposed replay falling foul of this ruling.

UEFA gave them special dispensation, apparently.

[phonics]

Yeah they got special dispensation as the next available date would have been the quarter final :D

[Max Power]

Roma actually playing well here, opened them up a few times. Poor finishing though

[phonics]

Watching the Arsenal game next to a bunch of Nigerians. Explains why Arsenal Twitter is mental.

Gabriela gone off so we seem to be playing a back line of Gibbs, Montreal, flamini, Joel Campbell.

[phonics]

Oh it's flamini at cb with chambers. I'm shocked I couldn't tell what position flamini is supposed to be playing.

[Magic]

Watching the Arsenal game next to a bunch of Nigerians. Explains why Arsenal Twitter is mental.

Gabriela gone off so we seem to be playing a back line of Gibbs, Montreal, flamini, Joel Campbell.

Fucking hell don't talk about Ronaldo or Messi.

[phonics]

It's on the tv next to it. Madrid are dog shit and Dzeko would have been shot for disappointing the motherland if the USSR was still about.

[Magic]

Fucking hell we've just scored a fantastic counter attacking goal even though we've got about as much pace as a corpse.

[Magic]

Roma's game plan hasn't changed at all has it? Pass it to the Arabic bloke and let him run like fuck.

[phonics]

Now ramsey who came on for Gabriel is off. Going well this.

[Magic]

Dzeko really is shit, isn't he?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just put Salah down.

[Max Power]

Another absolute sitter missed by Roma.

[Magic]

Jesus Christ Roma have had some very fucking good chances and their finishing has been utter shite.

[John]

Roma should be three nil up here.

[Dquincy]

How the fuck have Roma not scored.

[Reg]

He should never have started. The guy has no confidence and hurts the team at the moment. (@Magic)

I can't see Real getting past any of the best teams.

[Max Power]

Nah Real Madrid look a bit of a mess. Would quite enjoy them getting one nilled by Atletico again in the quarters

[Magic]

Free header, another miss.

[John]

Steve McManaman's various exasperated little sighs are beginning to get on my nerves. It's like Neville at the Nou Camp times ten.

[Magic]

27 half hearted attempts from RM. :harold:

[John]

27 half hearted attempts from RM. :harold:

It sounds like Ricky Martin has had twenty seven full blooded attempts at McManaman.

[Magic]

Well that's that. Price you pay for having someone as shite as Edin Dzeko up front.

[Magic]

:harold:

[Magic]

Marcelo starting to look a bit like Ice T.

[Magic]

We've actually won, 2-0, away, on a Tuesday, at Cardiff. Fuck me.

[SincereTheRebel]

First time ive ever seen a goalkeeper turn his face on an incoming shot from girouds first goal. Pussyhole.

[John]

Gareth Bale's grey blazer over a denim shirt is a bold look.

[Davgooner]

Decent following up there last night, and all people want to talk about are four twats with a banner. Wankers.

[Magic]

Decent following up there last night, and all people want to talk about are four twats with a banner. Wankers.

Ian Wright absolutely donned the cunt on Twitter that was holding it up. :drool:

[John]

This Zenit game is appalling. There seem to be about three capable players on the park, one of them being and eighteen year old 'pick a number' player, as the commentator called him.

Dzyuba has scored goals and is obviously a player of value, but none of that is on display here.

[Max Power]

Basically the only time I ever see Zenit play is maybe two or three times a season in these early CL kick offs and every single time their best player by an absolute mile is Danny. They are a seriously dull side.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is the functioning alcoholic still in charge?

[Max Power]

Yep. Beard is looking a little wild. He's leaving at the end of the Russian season though.

[Giggles]

Is the functioning alcoholic still in charge?

He's leaving at the end of the season I think. Fans of mid table clubs everywhere should be very afraid.

[Giggles]

Didn't need extra time in that.

[CJay]

Good riddance to Zenit.

[Jimmy Floyd]

My concern about this match is that we're going to need three or four goals to go through. I really can't see us keeping a clean sheet.

[Max Power]

Chelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic, Kenedy, Mikel, Fabregas, Pedro, Willian, Hazard, Diego Costa.

Subs: Begovic, Baba Rahman, Matic, Loftus-Cheek, Oscar, Traore, Remy.

Paris Saint-Germain: Trapp, Marquinhos, Thiago Silva, David Luiz, Maxwell, Thiago Motta, Rabiot, Matuidi, Di Maria, Moura, Ibrahimovic.

Subs: Sirigu, Augustin, Van Der Wiel, Stambouli, Kurzawa, Pastore, Cavani.

[CJay]

Fancy Lucas to get at Kenedy. That's no defensive full back.

[Waffdon]

Kennedy playing at left back in this type of game. :D

[John]

Vialli setting new records here for being amiably incomprehensible.

'2-1 away home is the best of the worst possible result.' Thanks, Luca.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Vialli :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Kennedy playing at left back in this type of game. :D

Playing with ten or even nine men would be better than putting £14 milion Baba Rahman onto the field in 'this type of game'. A footballer with no past, no present, and definitely no future.

[Waffdon]

He was v dece in the first leg. Kennedy has no defensive awareness at all.

[CJay]

In fact Chelsea's left side appears to consist of Hazard, Fabregas, and Kennedy. Mikel's going to have his work cut out.

[Giggles]

When Luiz is there you always have a chance but I'd still fancy PSG to go through.

[Magic]

Sounds like a good atmosphere. :harold:

[Giggles]

Sounds like a good atmosphere. :harold:

Really good tbf.

[leedsrevolution]

I totally forgot Chelsea signed Pato.

[John]

Far too easy.

[Waffdon]

Chelsea's defence is horrific. mon the goals

[Giggles]

That really has been coming. Chelsea have been atrocious so far.

[Sam]

That didn't take long.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brilliant defending there.

[Magic]

:drool:

[Vim]

I always get surprised at how shit Chelsea are, the few times I watch them.

I also have never liked Hazard outside of highlight videos.

[Waffdon]

Costa is a fkn don when he's on it.

[Magic]

Michael Owen really is a nauseating cunt.

[John]

That was a lovely goal.

BT have really grabbed hold of this 'fraud' thing, haven't they? Give it a fucking rest.

[Giggles]

Who's the fraud? Costa?

[John]

PSG put a thing on their Twitter lolling at his daft mask, putting him alongside Batman and Spiderman and saying 'spot the fraud'. BT haven't gone five minutes without referencing it since the program started.

They keep stripping it of context though and claiming they just called him a fraud. If that was the plan then it's a spectacularly stupid one, he's precisely the sort of player they'll want to sign when Zlatan fucks off.

[Magic]

Dece game, this. Both teams are sufficiently shite at the back to allow plenty of attacking football. Tobes must be gutted.

[John]

Decent. The last thing we need is more people talking like Diljeet.

[CJay]

PSG have been ridiculous since the equaliser. Their midfielders are so lax. They look like they're playing a training game.

[Magic]

Does THE FRAUD have a fringe or not? I'm undecided.

[Waffdon]

Decent. The last thing we need is more people talking like Diljeet.

"Dece" is a tremendous word.

[Magic]

Treme.

[Giggles]

'Dece' is utter wankery. You're better than this MJ.

[Magic]

I'm really not. The whole best poster thing is a lie. I'm a fraud. :cry:

[Giggles]

I'm really not. The whole best poster thing is a lie. I'm a fraud. :cry:

Just don't be wafflez and it's all good.

[Max Power]

Costa has been superb. Efforts may be in vain though as there's no way PSG don't score again.

[Waffdon]

Just don't be wafflez and it's all good.

Me and MJ are bae

[Magic]

My association with Waff always hold me back.

I'm ok with that though.

[Magic]

FUCKING DELETE EDIT POST CUNT.

That is all.

[John]

How will Azpilicueta know PSG very well from his time with Marseille? He'll have played them more for Chelsea than he did when he was in France.

[John]

'Do you want to know why I think he's got that right? There's not much in it.'

Elongation is exactly what Michael Owen's banal observations needed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Chelsea :harold:

[Magic]

What a lovely goal.

[Magic]

North face of the Iger? :sick:

[Waffdon]

Chelsea :harold:

PSG are a far superior team, surely?

Lovely goal but a bit lucky with that first Di Maria pass. One more goal (preferably Chelsea) and I'll be wet

[John]

North face of the Iger? :sick:

Eiger, the north face of which is famously difficult to climb.

[Magic]

I thought it was a bizarre analogy.

[Lewis]

How is Dire Maria doing?

[Raoul Duke]

This Di Maria guy looks "dece". Man Utd should sign him.

[igor_balis]

north face of the igor

[Magic]

Not good enough for the fast pace of the best league in the world, apparently.

[Magic]

north face of the igor

Oh yes. :D

[Lewis]

Wasn't he Man of the Match in the Champions' League final a couple of seasons ago?

[Raoul Duke]

I think you're thinking of Djimi Traore.

[John]

Ask Reg.

Kenedy looks like Harvey Price.

[Raoul Duke]

Is Kennedy actually a left back? I can't get my head around him not being an attacking midfielder.

[Magic]

The Cavani Card. :drool:

Brilliant player, imo.

[Waffdon]

He's not a left back, naw.

How on earth is Fabregas still on?

[John]

You could hear the approaching pun in that smug twat's voice the moment he started talking there.

'French Disconnection' doesn't even work for a side without French players.

[Reg]

Wasn't he Man of the Match in the Champions' League final a couple of seasons ago?
Doesn't ring a bell.

[Boydy]

north face of the igor

North face of the toby.

[Magic]

I reckon you'd experience weightlessness if you went really close to his head.

[ItalAussie]

I think it's possible that I've never heard of Trapp before today. What happened to Sirigu?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Managed to miss both legs of that tie in the end. That's our season over apart from the FA Cup.

#thankyouguus

[Shindig]

"Unbeaten in XX Premier League games."

[Baz]

I think it's possible that I've never heard of Trapp before today.I bought him for Luton on FM.

[Giggles]

Lloris; Trippier, Alderweireld, Wimmer, Davies; Carroll, Mason; Onomah, Son, Eriksen; Chadli.

Weidenfeller, Durm, Piszczek, Bender, Hummels, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Aubameyang.


If that's a first choice Dortmund team then Spurs are getting raped.

[John Arne]

Why aren't Spurs playing as best a team as possible? You've got this far, why bother chuicking it in now?

[Giggles]

Why aren't Spurs playing as best a team as possible? You've got this far, why bother chuicking it in now?

I'd say he's spooked about the two miserable performances in the last two games and sees the top 4 place under threat. Plus his teams are always fucked by March aren't they?

[John Arne]

I'd say he's spooked about the two miserable performances in the last two games and sees the top 4 place under threat. Plus his teams are always fucked by March aren't they?

Do you know what? I genuinely forgot that they were still in the title race. I just assumed they were 4th or 5th.

[Giggles]

Do you know what? I genuinely forgot that they were still in the title race. I just assumed they were 4th or 5th.

Spurs could be 8 points clear going into mid March and not be in a title race.

[John]

UEFA sponsorship rules stop the commentators mentioning the name of the stadium? That's a new one on me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We're going to shit on Liverpool so hard tonight it's going to be glorious :drool:

[Magic]

Only a matter of....oh absolute lol.

[Magic]

How could you think Spurs were doing ok? They've been shat on comprehensively.

[Giggles]

Spurs have been woeful. This is going to be 3 or 4.

[Magic]

Are they playing a second string team?

[Giggles]

Are they playing a second string team?

Kane, Dembele, Lamela, and Dier would normally be playing I think, so it's fairly weak by the looks of it. That they have to play without a striker to rest Kane after having a January window is madness too.

[Magic]

Only caring about PL money. Hope BvB absolutely lace them.

[phonics]

Kane, Dembele, Lamela, and Dier would normally be playing I think, so it's fairly weak by the looks of it. That they have to play without a striker to rest Kane after having a January window is madness too.

And both full backs.

[Giggles]

Also, after all the initial hype and WENGER WOULDN'T STUMP UP THE CASH talk, that Son character is woefully shite.

[Max Power]

"He (Mkhitayran) can speak six languages, but the one he is most fluent in is football..."

:sick:

Good player though no doubt.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a volley :D

[Giggles]

It's like Dortmund vs their own reserves in a training game. Is this a first team they have out?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was fucking lovely.

[Giggles]

Brilliant goal.

[Magic]

Oh that was sensational.

[Magic]

You concentrate on finishing fourth now, Pochy.

:harold:

[Dquincy]

Com'on Liverpool, don't fuck this up.

[Dquincy]

That rendition of You'll Never Walk Along just drowned out those manc cunts. Great atmosphere.

[Giggles]

Liverpool will do them so I'm on Big Bang Theory repeats on E4.

[Magic]

Virgin TV Anywhere down for essential maintenance. :drool:

[Gray Fox]

It's a shame that games like this almost never get played as the late kick off. The late ones seem to have a much better atmosphere. Instead of playing at about midday Saturday every time.

[Gray Fox]

I see the ref wants to be the star already.

[Ian]

Once upon a time I'd have looked forward to this game for a) thinking we had a good chance or at least b) it being a good game.

Don't fancy either.

[Magic]

Fellaini red card guaranteed.

[John]

That's the sort of side Ferguson would field and shit out a 2-0 with one shot on target.

[Magic]

Dortmund would shit on both of these.

[Mellberg]

Why rest players? They're playing Villa at the weekend. That side tonight would do us about 7-0.

[Magic]

Biggest Europa game ever? What between 6th and 8th or whatever it is in the premier league?

[Luke Emia]

We haven't got a clue how to play against this mob. We make them look like world beaters every time we play them.

[Davgooner]

Someone PM me a link for the north-west love-in.

Fuck off Magic you dirty cunt.

[Magic]

:harold:

[randomlegend]

That's pretty soft.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's pretty soft.

And outside the box.

[Magic]

Is it possible for both teams to go out?

[Raoul Duke]

Depay is a fucking idiot. Every game he plays he gives away something. Cretin.

[Gray Fox]

Not sure if that was even a foul, never mind inside the box.

Ref seems pretty shite so far.

[John]

Memphis you incredible wanker.

In brighter happenings, I've just seen Martyn Waghorn in Silverburn with Lovenkrands. Hopefully he's getting tips on fucking the crash barriers at Hampden.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was a foul, Memphis is a mong.

[randomlegend]

We're going to get arse-raped here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Coutinho is shit.

[randomlegend]

You can't really blame De Gea for wanting to leave at this point. He's the best player in this team by about 4,000 million miles.

[Gray Fox]

In my defence, I am watching a stream where it's difficult to tell the Sturridge from Moreno.

[Dquincy]

Is it possible for both teams to go out?

Is it possible for you to leave? We'll never know.

[Magic]

Is it possible for you to leave? We'll never know.

No.

[Gray Fox]

Sakho is more of a bombscare than Skrtel. And that takes some going.

[randomlegend]

Useless Spanish twat, proper English winger Ashley "World Class Left Wingback" Young would have got TWO penalties for that.

[Raoul Duke]

Mike Smalling seems to be sharing a brain with Memphis tonight.

[Dquincy]

Can't wait for De Gea to leave Man Utd. :drool:

[Boydy]

Liverpool are gonna get superkeepered here and United will knick one near the end.

[Mellberg]

They're not being superkeepered. It's just been shit finishing.

Especially Coutinho.

[randomlegend]

Yellow for that :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The referee is going to have start showing cards to the fans soon.

[niko_cee]

The biggest surprise of the half was that De Gea didn't save the penalty.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The idea that Spanish referees are remotely good enough persists I see.

Probably the worst aspect of any major sport by a major nation in that sport, along with Portuguese centre forwards and Indian fast bowlers.

[Lewis]

I'm not even watching it, but I've just read that Michael Carrick has come on, so they're clearly going for it.

[John Arne]

Why the fuck do we keep trying short corners. It's not fucking working.

[Dquincy]

The referee is going to have start showing cards to the fans soon.

The irony. Don't you just love it.

[Dquincy]

I do hope we sell Moreno.

[John]

What irony?

Mata has been unspeakably bad here. Just misplaced passes and the occasional dribble to nowhere.

[Magic]

Think he's saying that scummers normally love a ref.

[Lewis]

Or that Liverpool fans defer to authority figures.

[Gray Fox]

Joe Pirlo is coming on. You've had it now.

[Dquincy]

What irony?

Mata has been unspeakably bad here. Just misplaced passes and the occasional dribble to nowhere.

The Man Utd fan complaining about other fans.

No point discussing with you (closet Man Utd fan and grumpy bastard).

[randomlegend]

He was complaining about the ref, not the fans...

[Dquincy]

Was he?...

[John]

Knew he'd be coming at it from a skewiff angle.

Closet Man Utd fan. :D That another stock insult?

[Magic]

Jesus Christ. Chartered Surveyor, folks.

[Ian]

Yeah, quincy doesn't want bias coming into play during a Liverpool/United discussion.

The referee has been an arsehole in terms of the cards, both ways.

[Dquincy]

Knew he'd be coming at it from a skewiff angle.

Closet Man Utd fan. :D That another stock insult?

No insult intended. I just think you're a closet Man Utd fan.

[Magic]

David Saves The De Gea.

[Dquincy]

Jesus Christ. Chartered Surveyor, folks.

You sound bitter. Is that a Scottish thing?

[Magic]

I sense a meltdown. On the ropes. :drool:

[Danny]

Quincy :D

[John]

Jesus Christ. Chartered Surveyor, folks.

Foe is an engineer and Diljeet is in a position of sufficient seniority to be carrying out interviews. No wonder we're in fairly poor shape as a nation.

[Dquincy]

Haha, love it.

I've never met a jolly Scottish chap. Don't think such a thing exists.

[Magic]

:cool:

Robbie.

[randomlegend]

We've been absolute garbage tonight. Totally pointless.

[Gray Fox]

The Man Utd fan complaining about other fans.

No point discussing with you (closet Man Utd fan and grumpy bastard).

Actually mate he seemed to be suggesting the Ref was booking everyone and everyone, hence the 'book the fans'

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What was Carrick thinking?

[John]

Haha, love it.

I've never met a jolly Scottish chap. Don't think such a thing exists.

I can't imagine many people are jolly in your company. The terminally stupid are rarely nice to be around.

[Ian]

It'll be a thoroughly deserved result for Liverpool. Tragic stuff.

[John]

That's probably the tie over.

[Dquincy]

Actually mate he seemed to be suggesting the Ref was booking everyone and everyone, hence the 'book the fans'

Thank you. Yes, there appears to have been a slight misunderstanding on my part.

Still, 2-0 up.

[Dquincy]

I can't imagine many people are jolly in your company. The terminally stupid are rarely nice to be around.
Same as the terminally miserable.

What's that about stock insults? You're response was so obvious.

[Magic]

Get the mop ready, lads.

[igor_balis]

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/friday-driving-home-didnt-read-it-Patrice-Wilson.gif

[Gray Fox]

I've noticed something.

We actually seem much much better, as a unit, without Sturridge on the field.

[Dquincy]

Get the mop ready, lads.

Forum friends.

[Magic]

Lallana is a Don.

[Magic]

If Cess had DeGea in goal they'd probably win the league.

[Dquincy]

Man Utd are a mess. And this is after spending over £250 million. :D

[John Arne]

Good performance, that. One goal at Old Trafford and the tie is basically over, you'd hope.

[Mellberg]

Leave the fans out of it, Quincy.

[Pen]

United were utter shit from start to finish today and deserved to lose, but it's still annoying to mong out in such a fashion to gift Liverpool two goals like that. Could have been worse though as only De Gea did anything right.

[Gray Fox]

We'll need to score away, I feel, but that's about the best we could have got out of tonight. Spend all week teaching Coutinho how to use his left foot.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We'll need to score away, I feel

You won't.

[Luke Emia]

Scholes is seething.

[Boydy]

We're going to shit on Liverpool so hard tonight it's going to be glorious :drool:

:harold:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You won't.

Indeed, United aren't going to get one let alone anything else to see us through.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:harold:

Well we served up shit on a pitch so I guess I was half right.

[Baz]

Pretty frustrating it wasn't more than 2-0 but a clean sheet makes it tolerable. I thought Fellaini had scored that header.

[Gray Fox]

Someone just told me Fellaini elbowed Emre Can in the face on the final whistle. Is there any truth to this?

[John Arne]

We should look at signing that young de Gea fella in the summer.

[Magic]

Someone just told me Fellaini elbowed Emre Can in the face on the final whistle. Is there any truth to this?

Not really, was more of a shove.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Someone just told me Fellaini elbowed Emre Can in the face on the final whistle. Is there any truth to this?

I'd be stunned if there was a player who wasn't elbowed by Fellaini.

[phonics]

We're going to shit on Liverpool so hard tonight it's going to be glorious :drool:

In case anyone missed it.

edit2: Turns out I missed out on people not missing out on it.

[Magic]

http://i67.tinypic.com/2e1ui3c.jpg

[Pen]

Someone just told me Fellaini elbowed Emre Can in the face on the final whistle. Is there any truth to this?
https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/708050473866100736

Seems so. He'll probably get a ban for that.

[Baz]

Scholes sticking the boot into Arsenal :D

[Waffdon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdODZ9aW4AEW_dK.jpg

[Magic]

Fuck me I've literally posted that 3 posts above yours you dolt.

[Dquincy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdODZ9aW4AEW_dK.jpg

Good post, Waff. Cracking image.

[randomlegend]

Harold always used to do that. Perhaps he's a long-standing alias. We should probably ban him just to be safe.

[igor_balis]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdODZ9aW4AEW_dK.jpg