Can we ban Harold now please?

[Magic]

:)

[Magic]

@ital John phonics SvN

[QE Harold Flair]

Fucking faggot.

[Jimmy Floyd]

And this time don't let him back.

[QE Harold Flair]

Yea! Don't let 'im back!

[phonics]

I'm going to agree that the people have spoken. I'll leave it to John or Henry to dole it out though as I'm on mobile.

[Magic]

Forgot to tag Henry. :harold:

[Pepe]

https://digilituow.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/celebration1.gif?w=676

[Disco]

Way to incite the lynch mob Magic, you've gone mad with power.

[Davgooner]

:rave:

[Disco]

We need an Icebet book opened on how many aliases he makes and how long it takes him to make a thread crying about it on his return.

My guess is lots and not long.

[Magic]

http://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/514/591/3591514.gif

[Sam]

He's gone full meltdown, again. Brilliant.

[Magic]

Come on lads, dish out the posrep. You know I did a fine job.

[John]

He was gone before I saw this thread. My keyboard is fucked so it took about five minutes to type the infraction with the onscreen shitfest.

One alias and he's gone for good. I know you're reading this, Bishop, so consider it your warning.

[phonics]

He reported all the posts as well. My poor inbox.

[Disco]

He reported all the posts as well. My poor inbox.

:lol:

[Disco]

He reported all the posts as well. My poor inbox.

:lol:

[John]

He's never done reporting posts. He reported one a while back with the reason 'boring', at which I had a massive lol.

[Pepe]

Oh Harold. :lol:

[Toby]

phonics John

Could you also delete his massive image posts please? My shit internet can't cope with them. :moop:

On another note, I hope those who said threads with him were killing the place won't prove his counter argument right by continuing to never post now he's gone.

[Giggles]

You're the glue Tobage.

[Pen]

Oh dear. Harold taken out by the water park way again :D

[7om]

Who will Toby and Lewis continue their boring arguments with now that the person they so hate (love) may be perma-banned?

[John]

I'm tempted to ban Pepe too. What sort of twat quotes that meltdowny shite?

[Lewis]

Each other. :drool:

[Toby]

Who will Toby and Lewis continue their boring arguments with now that the person they so hate (love) may be perma-banned?

I've never said I hate him. You'll have no excuse for posting once a week now, so you better get cracking.

[five time]

If no one responded in Harold's threads he'd have gotten bored and fucked off years ago.
I don't really get the 'ban him now' tantrums, people obviously enjoy debating with him in some way (mert was the same) or they wouldn't bother responding.

[Henry]

Good riddance.

Where was the meltdown?

[Pepe]

I'm tempted to ban Pepe too. What sort of twat quotes that meltdowny shite?

He had fucked up the tags, which made his images not work. He fixed it before I hit quote though. :(

[Dquincy]

Can you ban Magic. The bloke's a prick.

[Pepe]

The activity today. :drool:

[Magic]

Can you ban Magic. The bloke's a prick.

Ew.

[Lewis]

Magic is our most repped poster. What have you done?

[Magic]

I'll start my campaign against Quince in the morning. We've had enough lynching for today.

[phonics]

Magic is our most repped poster. What have you done?

Wrong

[Mike]

Not been online all day. What did he do?
And good riddance.

[Disco]

Read the transgender boxing thread, he didn't take it too well.

[Angelsaint]

This is one of the most embarrassing things I ever saw. Bunch of adults acting like small babies. I don't know or care what Harold did. This is TD to his all time lowest level.
Shame on y'all!

[Magic]

Why don't you fuck off too, you absolute mongol.

[Angelsaint]

I rest my case.

[wullie]

Happy International Women's Day, everyone

[Kikó]

Where's international men's day?

[John Arne]

November 19th.

[wullie]

Man-hating feminists will get that banned, now they've got jobs and can drive cars they need something to do.

[Magic]

This is one of the most embarrassing things I ever saw. Bunch of adults acting like small babies. I don't know or care what Harold did. This is TD to his all time lowest level.
Shame on y'all!

Hang on, he had a meltdown because people refused to be sucked in to his embarrassing 'TOPICAL DEBATES' and started mass spamming threads.

[Disco]

Harold is the biggest child on here, as evidenced by his little tantrum.

[Pepe]

Who are we toppling today Magic?

[Disco]

Who are we toppling today, Magic?

He is getting a bit big for his boots but I'm slightly shocked you'd turn on him like this.

[Pepe]

Before he becomes too big to fail.

[Magic]

It would be Seven, if he even bothered to post anymore.

[Angelsaint]

As I wrote earlier, Harold's behavior is irrelevant. I only talk what I read in this thread and by your rules should award a ban to all involved in such behavior.

[Magic]

:harold:

Even Lewis, the champion of fuckwits, got fed up of him. That's when you know it's time to change or simply fuck off.

[Disco]

We won't get banned, what would be the point of having a board-wide conspiracy against Harry if it burnt us as well?

[John]

As I wrote earlier, Harold's behavior is irrelevant. I only talk what I read in this thread and by your rules should award a ban to all involved in such behavior.

How is Harold's behaviour irrelevant to the content of a thread about his behaviour?

[randomlegend]

Trying to argue logic with Saint :harold:

[leedsrevolution]

Less lip Saint or we will lynch you out. See the history thread for what happened to Pavel.

[leedsrevolution]

We are The Dugout. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

[Disco]

I think vaguely inept piss taking is about our level.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's like And Then There Were None. Eventually there will just be Lewis left, posting as Boydy.

[Lewis]

We'll get down to me, you, Yevrah, Smiffy, and Baz.

[Angelsaint]

How is Harold's behaviour irrelevant to the content of a thread about his behaviour?
Example: because someone killed a person means you can kill him too.
2 different crimes that should be judged individually.

What Harold did I don't know or care.
I know what happened in this thread which was a complete disgrace.

[Magic]

I'm glad we have a member with severe mental disabilities posting on here.

[John]

Example: because someone killed a person means you can kill him too.
2 different crimes that should be judged individually.

What Harold did I don't know or care.
I know what happened in this thread which was a complete disgrace.

What happened in this thread, then?

If you think it had anything to do with Harold actually being banned then you haven't read it properly.

[Angelsaint]

Already told you that my opinion on this thread has absolutely no relation to Harold ban/eventual wrong behavior.

If you don't see nothing wrong with this thread then this conversation is over. Have a good night.

[Magic]

:wave:

[Kikó]

Harold chimped out worse than Ledley and planet of the apes.

[leedsrevolution]

Where is this chimp out?

[Giggles]

Harold chimped out worse than Ledley and planet of the apes.

Did Ledley have a chimpout before he left? I missed that.

[leedsrevolution]

I only found Pavels yesterday and that was quite beautiful. I do like the guy though so hopefully he comes back.

[Kikó]

Harold posted multiple image posts as he couldn't take that no one was taking his thread seriously.

John deleted them.

[John]

Where is this chimp out?

It was just a load of massive images posted in every active thread, so it's all been deleted. You can probably still get a taste of it with an irrelevant YouTube video or two I've missed.


Did Ledley have a chimpout before he left? I missed that.

Ledley was as prone to a meltdown as anyone. I remember drawing one out of him to rival my magnum opus from Taz, but he's had about five or six over the years.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did Ledley have a chimpout before he left? I missed that.


ok, so you know i have a number of avenues i use when I wanna EXPOSE somebody, well the other day (following a bit of research), I got talking to someone on msn who went to school with LEDLEY irl and he was telling me some pretty funny shit about ledley.

like how ledley didnt have many friends and during his lunch break he would walk all the way to mcdonalds which was like 20 minute walk, buy his food and then eat it on his walk back and thats how he spent his whole lunch break every day for like 2 years.

also ledley has got some gay autism thing where he freaks out when people said certain words to him. one of the words that makes him chimp out is "swimming pool" and the other was "planet of the apes", like when people said those words to him he would go mental and shit. anyway this one time ledley was doing a presentation in class and one lad sat right in front of him and just sat there looking at ledley and mouthing "planet of the apes" over and over to him. ledley eventually SNAPPED, threw the paper he was reading from to the floor and stormed out the class and was pretty much in tears. http://sblog.se/demo/img/smilies/lol.png

all because someone was saying "planet of the apes" to him. http://sblog.se/demo/img/smilies/lol.png

so that is another true story from wedge exclusives inc, no doubt it will be derided as bullshit but i genuinely believe it to be true, just like the dm boner lunchbox story which played a part in dm's downfall.

From Wedge on the Fuge.

[leedsrevolution]

Off topic here but is Nicks forum still going?

[leedsrevolution]

From Wedge on the Fuge.

I don't really remember Ledley but he sounds fucking amazing. We need more crazy bastards on here. I'm starting to feel a weight on my shoulders keeping it up by myself.

[Yevrah]

Bleating about rules was all well and good when we were an open forum and had shitloads of time to debate all that crap.

We're now all older, we don't get any new members, and frankly, we can't be fucked with it anymore.

I've been against banning Harold for the best part of 15 years, but really, what's the point in having that stance anymore? I've absolutely no desire to clean up a spaz out or deal with a million reported posts.

In terms of the man himself, I'd suggest some serious time away from here would improve his quality of life. The way he acts sometimes really isn't healthy behaviour for someone in their, what, mid 30s?

[leedsrevolution]

Harold is mid 30's. You have to be fucking kidding me.

[Giggles]

From Wedge on the Fuge.

Never seen that. Quality story but still, Wedge. He was 10x insane.

[Magic]

Bleating about rules was all well and good when we were an open forum and had shitloads of time to debate all that crap.

We're now all older, we don't get any new members, and frankly, we can't be fucked with it anymore.

I've been against banning Harold for the best part of 15 years, but really, what's the point in having that stance anymore? I've absolutely no desire to clean up a spaz out or deal with a million reported posts.

In terms of the man himself, I'd suggest some serious time away from here would improve his quality of life. The way he acts sometimes really isn't healthy behaviour for someone in their, what, mid 30s?

He ruined about 10 threads during a pretty active period, which is rare on here. All because people took the piss a bit. He's a fucking bellend and we could do without that shite.

[Giggles]

Harold is mid 30's. You have to be fucking kidding me.

I never thought about what age he may be before. Mid 30's is a bit lol if true.

[Magic]

From Wedge on the Fuge.

:D

That is amazing.

[Baz]

Sure ban him for a cool off or whatever but an outright permanent ban is unnecessary.

We should get Wedge in here btw. He was actually alright pre-Refuge. My mate was once on the phone to him for about £9 worth of credit, however long that was in 2006.

[leedsrevolution]

Sure ban him for a cool off or whatever but an outright permanent ban is unnecessary.

You would say that :rosebud:

[Yevrah]

He ruined about 10 threads during a pretty active period, which is rare on here. All because people took the piss a bit. He's a fucking bellend and we could do without that shite.

I've still no idea what Tobes and Lewis were doing engaging him, so I imagine they'll be better off for this as well.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

That is amazing.

It was also fun just posting 'Planet of the apes' after every Ledley post for a while.

Simpler times.

[Pepe]

Lewis might have to find himself a job now.

America is waiting.

[GS]

I would agree with Yev.

[Magic]

I've still no idea what Tobes and Lewis were doing engaging him, so I imagine they'll be better off for this as well.

Yes, after a morning of Toby and him talking about fucking periods and suicide rates most of us got fucking sick of his shit, that tranny boxing thing was a fucking joke to be honest. Fuck him.

[leedsrevolution]

It was just attention seeking. It's silly that people entertained him really, although he used to say how it was "common knowledge" how I was obsessed with him. I never quite understood that.

[Yevrah]

I think his anti-feminism stuff was the dullest he's ever been. Are there even any actual feminists, in real life, left these days? He was about 25 years too late.

[Lewis]

I don't really remember Ledley but he sounds fucking amazing. We need more crazy bastards on here. I'm starting to feel a weight on my shoulders keeping it up by myself.

You should add '**fart' to your signature. That should do us for wackiness for another nine months.

[Magic]

LR you're not crazy, you're just a bit of a spastic.

[Lewis]

I've still no idea what Tobes and Lewis were doing engaging him, so I imagine they'll be better off for this as well.

When you do so you realise just how bizarre him and his worldview are, which makes you want to explore it further.

[Charlie]

Harold has serious problems, let him be.

[Magic]

When you do so you realise just how bizarre him and his worldview are, which makes you want to explore it further.

This is how I'd also describe my homosexual interests.

[phonics]

The only reason I advocated not banning him permanently is that I genuinely worry he has mental issues and would turn that on the outside world and blow up a mosque or something if he couldn't vent at us.

I thought of us as the Harold Bish Mental Service Center.

[Magic]

The only reason I advocated not banning him permanently is that I genuinely worry he has mental issues and would turn that on the outside world and blow up a mosque or something if he couldn't vent at us.

I thought of us as the Harold Bish Mental Service Center.

Fucking joking mate? He'd cower like a little bitch if he was questioned in real life on his views. I bet he's all lovely wovely to people's faces but an absolute cunt behind their back, without any of the stones to back up his freakish views.

[Dquincy]

We are The Dugout. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

You're a virgin.

[Magic]

Can we lock this thread please mods, he'll be wanking himself in to a frenzy.
@John (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=6) @ItalAussie (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=129) @Henry (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=7) @phonics (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=1) SvN

[Magic]

Watch the power, lads. :drool:

[Chrissy]

No need to ban him. He's just talking shite on the internet. It' a forum. This is the perfect place for him to talk shite. Better here than in public.

[Dquincy]

No need to ban him. He's just talking shite on the internet. It' a forum. This is the perfect place for him to talk shite. Better here than in public.

What about a mental asylum?

[Chrissy]

What about a mental asylum?

Aye fair enough. However, you can't get someone sectioned for being a cunt, else there would be no politicians.

[Dquincy]

Aye fair enough. However, you can't get someone sectioned for being a cunt, else there would be no politicians.

:D

Has Harry got a girlfriend or lady in his life? I'm doubtful.

[Magic]

:D

Has Harry got a girlfriend or lady in his life? I'm doubtful.

He's probably got an older sister who is also a cunt who used to bully him when they were younger.

[John]

You're a virgin.


:D

Has Harry got a girlfriend or lady in his life? I'm doubtful.

Do you have anything to add which isn't just a childish poke at someone's sex life?

So, so vapid.

[Angelsaint]

What kind of people delights themselves by attacking someone when they can't defend themselves?

Anyone?

Embarrassing to watch this thread.

[Dquincy]

Do you have anything to add which isn't just a childish poke at someone's sex life?

So, so vapid.
You're saying that in this thread. Is this supposed to be ironic?

And, no, in answer to your question. You virgin.

[randomlegend]

He deserved to be banned but this three page mutual masturbation-fest over it is a bit weird.

[Magic]

Can we lock this mods? Can only assume you didn't see my tags, fucking shitbags.

[Giggles]

Threads here have tags?

[Magic]

:face:

[Lewis]

I bet quincy's colleagues visibly cringe every time he shouts 'BANTER'.

[Giggles]

:face:

Yes?

[Giggles]

See them now. They're a lot further down.

[Magic]

See them now. They're a lot further down.

*sigh*

[Dquincy]

I bet quincy's colleagues visibly cringe every time he shouts 'BANTER'.

I'm not a fan of the word I'll have you know.

[John]

Then what do you shout after calling one of them a gaydo, or cracking your latest hilarious dead baby joke?

[Giggles]

*sigh*

I'm not getting the hissy reaction.

[Giggles]

Then what do you shout after calling one of them a gaydo, or cracking your latest hilarious dead baby joke?

Are you mixing him up with Magic? Though in fairness, the latter would have the baby raped first in the joke.

[Magic]

Are you mixing him up with Magic? Though in fairness, the latter would have the baby raped first in the joke.

Something not right with you, mate.

[Dquincy]

Then what do you shout after calling one of them a gaydo, or cracking your latest hilarious dead baby joke?

John, it hurts that you have this impression of me.

But, i normally just laugh really loudly at my own jokes.

[Giggles]

Something not right with you, mate.

Back to efukt, mate.

[Dquincy]

Magic, Giggles is worth 10 of you, mate.

And Harold is probably worth 4 of you.

mate.

[Magic]

@Magic (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=47), @Giggles (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=26) is worth 10 of you, mate.

And Harold is probably worth 4 of you.

mate.

At least you understand tagging.

[Giggles]

At least you understand tagging.

I was talking about thread tags, not poster tags you arsey clown.

Mate.

[Magic]

I wish abortions were safer in the 70s.

[Dquincy]

....annnnnnd there's the offensive baby joke. Tut tut.

[Giggles]

I wish abortions were safer in the 70s.

I don't think they filmed them in the 70's.

[Magic]

I'm sorry, lads.

[Giggles]

I'm sorry, lads.

It passed a half hour :sorry:

[Toby]

I've still no idea what Tobes and Lewis were doing engaging him, so I imagine they'll be better off for this as well.

It's genuinely fascinating to press him on his shit and see where he takes it.

[The Merse]

Could we do a Harold Bishop Werewolf? Lynching his aliases...?

[Henry]

I'd forgotten how irritating Saint's anti-logic could be.

[SvN]

Could we do a Harold Bishop Werewolf? Lynching his aliases...?

That's an amazing idea.

[Lewis]

It would be better to have Harold and his aliases as the villagers, the wolves as feminists and migrants (and whoever else represents the forces conspiring against him), and 'Milo' and Nigel Farage as special players who can tell the truth and expose people.

[Pepe]

That's a cracking idea, someone ring GS.

[Byron]

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[Henry]

It would be better to have Harold and his aliases as the villagers, the wolves as feminists and migrants (and whoever else represents the forces conspiring against him), and 'Milo' and Nigel Farage as special players who can tell the truth and expose people.

Better to have Harold and co. as the wolves (the minority, fighting the good fight) with assorted lefties, feminists, Muslims and gays against him as the villagers.

I'd do it if I had time.

[The Merse]

I genuinely think it could be cracking.
GS never got around to his 'one last time' did he?

[GS]

Nor will I.

[Giggles]

He's too good for you all now.

[GS]

No, it's time consuming to run, takes ages to complete and is made incredibly frustrating by initial enthusiasm dissipating and giving way to poorly disguised apathy. I then have to threaten everyone to prompt a sudden burst of interaction - the narrator's equivalent of throwing cold water over a sleeping man - before we end the game early to save me continued disillusion and time wasting.

Then it's six months later and everybody pretends they'll "really play this time". Then we repeat the cycle.

[Boydy]

That does happen with the game but you do also give off the impression of believing what Giggles said.

[GS]

Well, making such remarks certainly won't induce me to run another game that you'll give up on half way through. I note we didn't even have an awards this year because nobody else could be bothering doing it.

[Toby]

I think it's been long enough now for it be said: the place is fucking dead since you banned him.

Anybody who claims threads involving him were the reason nobody posts is deluding themselves.

[Magic]

:D

Aww you really miss him.

[Toby]

Not at all, but I begrudge people making such claims about the death of the board not bothering to post more now that he's gone. People engaging with him was a result of the place being quiet, not the other way around. Dickheads like 7om are being shown up for who they are in Harold's absence.

[mugbull]

It's either he posts and the only activity on the board is people responding to his garbage, or he doesn't post and there's no activity on the board. TTH is dead regardless, it's just a question of whether you want it to survive in a moribund state propped up by a fascist retard

[Boydy]

You do miss him. You're trying to get into some sort of Harold bore-off in the other thread about the SNP.

[Toby]

You're trying to get into some sort of Harold bore-off in the other thread about the SNP.

I've made a couple of posts about them because of themes broadly discussed on Question Time. There's certainly no attempt to do anything beyond share opinion. The way some of you talk you'd think any discussion lasting more than five posts is a "Harold boreoff".

[Giggles]

Toby is right in fairness. He was a tit in many ways but Harold is not to blame for this place being dead. People just have too much else going on to have time or just can't be arsed.

[Lewis]

I also blame 7om. Wanker.

[randomlegend]

Ban 7om.

[Boydy]

I blame 7om as well, for the record.

[Giggles]

Zom was just all mouth and no trousers but the place is past being fixed if he started posting now.

[Lewis]

Everyone with less than five-hundred posts is a mooching wank.

[Kikó]

Maybe we should just go back to the dugout. Or Nick's forum...

[phonics]

I knew I should have posted it at the time I looked it up because I could have predicted this exact moan. Posting sans Harold posts (note not those quoting Harold) was at exactly the same rate. Stop being moaning wanks and have a nice time rather than just necessarily analyzing your relationships so often a WDYTOE isn't even necessary.

Love you all.

[Giggles]

Maybe we should just go back to the dugout. Or Nick's forum...

Hardly any point in the Dugout, the latter days there make those look properly buzzing. It's the user base and age.

[igor_balis]

The quietness of the forum is exactly why Harold was such an irritant. It felt like half the posts were him talking shite.

[Kikó]

We need a niche. How about midget fighting?

[Boydy]

Sure. Who will I fight?

[Lewis]

Maybe we should just go back to the dugout. Or Nick's forum...

I still have TR on my bookmarks bar ready for the #RaveSkin making its comeback.

[igor_balis]

Magic just needs to get the twitter running again.

[Kikó]

Should boydy fight a transsexual?

[Spoonsky]

Everyone with less than five-hundred posts is a mooching wank.

Let me see...

[Toby]

I knew I should have posted it at the time I looked it up because I could have predicted this exact moan. Posting sans Harold posts (note not those quoting Harold) was at exactly the same rate. Stop being moaning wanks and have a nice time rather than just necessarily analyzing your relationships so often a WDYTOE isn't even necessary.

Love you all.

Really? That's genuinely surprising as it feels like it's been dead. Maybe I do just miss long boring arguments.

Boydy's thread almost broke my laptop.

[SvN]

It is a bit dead, but I'd rather that than have every post revolve around Harold and his nonsense.

[Greg]

Speaking on behalf of the lurkers, this place is a far better read without Harold. Well done John.

[Toby]

Sure, me too. I'm addressing it more at the various people said they would post more if not for those threads.

[Spammer]

We probably need to think about how we can get new members. The problem with The Dugout other than the site itself was the fact that nobody could really register. We've fixed that technically but it doesn't really make a difference if nobody new comes here anyway.

[Jimmy Floyd]

If you were being sensible and largely avoiding Harold arguments, it was just as dead before, and if anything I'd say it's picked up slightly.

It will die soonish if we don't get new members though. We are quite high up in google, which surprised me.

[John Arne]

It certainly feels like a nicer place at the moment.

[igor_balis]

I just can't imagine more than a few people a year stumbling across this site by chance, let alone actually signing up. We're an FM forum that isn't an FM forum any more.

How would you sell it to people? How would you even describe this place?

[John Arne]

Yeah, that's a problem - there are new no members joining because we kind of exist in a vacuum.

Magic needs to drum up publicity on the Twitter account.

[igor_balis]

We're like a supporters club for a football team that has gone out of business.

[Pepe]

We need to rebrand. We should go for something Korea related.

[Spammer]

Chuck an advert on facebook or something saying 'LADS BANTER LADS LADS BANTER' and we'll get people flocking.

Then we'll sneer at them all until they leave.

[igor_balis]

Now I'm unemployed I can dedicate my time to being TTH's PR guy. I'll print off a load of business cards.

[Magic]

Problem is it isn't exactly a link your mate forum, is it? Would you want your pals knowing you'd shagged a bloke in a wig, were having affairs, hated your family, couldn't piss in public, were a racist, were a homophobe etc

[Baz]

Now I'm unemployed I can dedicate my time to being TTH's PR guy. I'll print off a load of business cards.

I was thinking about this the other day on the train. Get one of those free business card samples were they send you about 50 with VISTAPRINT plastered on the back, and put the URL on it and maybe a crowd-thought witty message. Have a few of us order them and leave them in places we go. Could be an amusing thing to do, if nothing else.

Someone (unemployed, hint hint) get it researched and tell us what and where to order. Maximum spend: £0.00 to get more people willing to be involved.

[igor_balis]

I was thinking about this the other day on the train. Get one of those free business card samples were they send you about 50 with VISTAPRINT plastered on the back, and put the URL on it and maybe a crowd-thought witty message. Have a few of us order them and leave them in places we go. Could be an amusing thing to do, if nothing else.

Someone (unemployed, hint hint) get it researched and tell us what and where to order. Maximum spend: £0.00 to get more people willing to be involved.

Is it wrong that i'm actually well up for this? Some guerilla advertising would be a laugh. KLF this shit.

[Mike]

Me and Baz are in Belgium in the summer, we could leave cards there and get all those cool guys back. ;)

[Magic]

We should hire a billboard outside one of the big stadiums.

"Should Transsexuals be able to fight women? Also will Benitez be successful? p.s Trannies welcome"

[Baz]

https://www.moo.com/uk/partner/sample/?utm_campaign=uk_soho_awin&utm_content=Deeplink&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_source=LatestFreeStuff.co.uk&affiliatenetwork=awin gives you 10 with free postage

10 really isn't worth bothering. someone find one with at least 25.

https://uzmarketing.com/free-250-business-cards-no-gimmicks/ 250 to America. Must be one like that for UK then.

[Magic]

Where are we going to leave them? Given our current member base I'd say psychiatric wards, fetish clubs, gay bars and nurseries would be the best bet.

[Toby]

Fifty for "free" but you have to pay £3 postage: http://www.banana-print.co.uk/freebusinesscards/

250 with postage here: http://print24.com/uk/product/business-cards-free/

[Magic]

Anyone else worried about being exposed by these new members IRL? :uhoh:

We must only attract members with as much to lose as us (me).

[Mike]

If a few people did it and just stuck them up on those free notice board things we'd be set for at least 3 posts of "saw this place advertised in the Pied Bull toilet next to condom machine on the taxi board, what is it about?" posts.

[igor_balis]

Yeah, the sense of mutually assured destruction definitely keeps people well behaved. It would be remarkably easy to sabotage peoples' lives if anyone was enough of a cunt. Has anything like that ever happened? My knowledge of TTH history is very limited.

[Magic]

Yes, Dav nearly got exposed IIRC. Wedge exposed someone didn't he?

[Baz]

Apparently here (http://easyprint.com/uk/?sid=9765f96988ca84b3d1ed1a6740c30e63&pg=globalTTfd_freedesign_flex#/catOptions=format~113|shipping~162|paper~166|quant ity~105|paper_core~654|hidden~148|processing~190|p roduct~150|pages~221&design_id=4025) will send you 250 for free including shipping.

http://www.littlemonstersforum.co.uk/images/q/2p2c7w7s.png

This is where I'm at.

What's the Twitter again?

[igor_balis]

https://twitter.com/thirdhalftth

[Magic]

:sick:

Raoul give us a hand, mate.

[Toby]

:D

Please at least have one of our many graphic design crew members give you something that looks half decent.

"A forum on the internet. Come and have a look." Give up the driving, Baz, a sparkling career in advertising awaits.

[Baz]

https://twitter.com/thirdhalftth

That's not worth advertising. :D This (https://twitter.com/Magic_at_TTH/), however.

EDIT: Paging Benny phonics SvN

[Magic]

Although I do like the simplicity of it, it's mysterious...inviting. It looks absolute shit but that's endearing to me. It'd have to be sellotaped to a bog door to get my attention though.

[igor_balis]

I think we should have that infamous shameful lustage woman on it.

[Weaver]

It would be remarkably easy to sabotage peoples' lives if anyone was enough of a cunt. Has anything like that ever happened? My knowledge of TTH history is very limited.

Did you miss SVN vs Ant on the old board? Good times...

[igor_balis]

Did you miss SVN vs Ant on the old board? Good times...

Aye...what was this about?

[Magic]

I missed that. What happened?

[Boydy]

Could just get everyone to start scribbling the URL on public toilet cubicle walls.

[Magic]

I visit a lot of public toilets through work...I might carry a permanent marker and see what sort of members it attracts.

[Disco]

The twitter angle has mileage but it needs to find a middle ground somewhere between stat-wanker and 'I should be on a government watch list'.

[Disco]

Little aerosol stencils would look better, proper edge-lord stuff.

[Baz]

Someone good at graphics (or just who have a working photoshop) make a www.TheThirdHalf.co.uk text with white letters and black border, to put across this pic of Allegra McEvedy I've got loaded up.

[Magic]

I'm firing up the Twitter account lads, prepare to be inundated.

[Magic]

I think the Indian community has far more to offer us than Diljeet. I'm going to target Peshawar as well. Think we could attract a lot of dissidents.

[Baz]

http://www.littlemonstersforum.co.uk/images/q/hcru5fhv.png

??

[igor_balis]

:D

[Magic]

Maybe 'Would you fuck this?' at the top.

[igor_balis]

Can we incorporate some false promises into the business cards? Make up some bullshit free prizes for the next 100 members to sign up or something.

[Magic]

Why don't we tell them it's a forum for intelligent discussion? :eyemouth:

[igor_balis]

How about we make a set of top trumps cards for illustrious/infamous members of TTH and leave them around the place. Bound to work.

[Magic]

I bet this is what Maz's INTENSE MEETINGS are like.

[Baz]

Off out now. I expect a Think Tank of TTH members to have come up with a design that we can all download and then reupload to EasyPrint and have them ordered by Sunday afternoon.

[Boydy]

Can we incorporate some false promises into the business cards? Make up some bullshit free prizes for the next 100 members to sign up or something.
Next 100 new members to make 100 posts.

[leedsrevolution]

I had a member (don't know who it was) that found my Facebook once and started sending my better half weird messages. I can only assume it was someone from here as they knew things I only say on here. It was just a facebook account with a strange name, I never really mentioned it as didn't want to encourage it.

[Boydy]

http://i68.tinypic.com/ejeov5.jpg

[Disco]

Get the Lofty picture on there too.

[Magic]

Shit Alan's Rone drawing would have been perfect for this.

[Pepe]

Stick the lol Photoshop football moments on them and 'see more at TTH.' Sure winner.

[Boydy]

In jokes probably aren't going to attract outsiders.

[Magic]

We really don't have anything else to offer.

[Toby]

I fannied out of that West Ham for top four bet and stuck my free £25 on a City/Spurs double this weekend instead. :moop:

[Mike]

http://i68.tinypic.com/ejeov5.jpg

Legit made me laugh like an idiot.
If I saw that in a pub I'd visit.

[Angelsaint]

I'd forgotten how irritating Saint's anti-logic could be.The truth can be very irritating. Very good counter argument by the way. I see you getting older didn't had any effect on your continously lack of debate abilities.

[Baz]

I've ordered 10 free cards from Moo.com (https://www.moo.com/share/jgbbkn)

Lofty on the front, James' missus on the back. Will report back in 10 days when I've got them.

This is splashed across both images:

http://i.imgur.com/GY0CvLB.png

[Lewis]

#JFHarold

[Magic]

Oh shit just got real.

[Disco]

He got justice, namely a ban.

[Raoul Duke]

:drool:

[Magic]

Lewis and I will have to work IJ for a couple of years to get the perma overturned.

[Kikó]

I wonder what happened to jester.

[leedsrevolution]

What have I missed here then?

[Magic]

I wonder what happened to jester.

Probably joined the UDA. Cosmic fool.

[Disco]

What have I missed here then?

Harold got banhammered for good.

[Henry]

Adios, motherfucker.

[Lewis]

The fact he hasn't posted on TR/Dead TTH suggests he's done himself in.

[phonics]

Do we know anything about Harold to know if it's him the next time a mosque gets firebombed?

[Disco]

Nah, classic keyboard warrior.

[igor_balis]

Hmm, my first welfare check was unsuccessful.

http://s12.postimg.org/s9kc2xbel/hmmm.png

I'll try again tomorrow.