[Football] Weekend Fixtures (27/28 February)

[Reg]

15:00 unless stated.
Full TV listings here. (http://www.live-footballontv.com)

FRIDAY

Hull 0-0 Sheff Wed

SATURDAY

Premier League
West Ham v Sunderland - 12:45 BT1
Leicester v Norwich
Southampton v Chelsea
Stoke v Aston Villa
Watford v Bournemouth
West Brom v Crystal Palace - 17:30 SS1

Championship
Wolves v Derby - 12:30 SS1
Blackburn v MK Dons
Bolton v Burnley
Cardiff v Preston
Charlton v Reading
Fulham v Middlesbrough
Huddersfield v Ipswich
Nottm Forest v Bristol City
QPR v Birmingham
Rotherham v Brentford

SUNDAY

Premier League
Man Utd v Arsenal - 14:05 SS1
Tottenham v Swansea - 14:05

League Cup Final
Liverpool v Man City - 16:30 SS1

Best TV
Barcelona v Sevilla - 19:30 SS2
Juventus v Inter Milan 19:45 BT Europe
Lyon v PSG - 20:00 BT2

MONDAY

Championship
Brighton v Leeds - 19:45 SS1

Best TV
Lazio v Sassuolo - 18:00 BT Europe
Fiorentina v Napoli - 20:00 BT Europe

[Reg]

Great result for us tonight. Looking forward to Monday night even more now.

Tasty set of games on Sunday.

Can a mod correct the dates to 27/28 please?

[Max Power]

Stupidly excited for the return of FOOTBALL. Should by all rights be wiping the floor with Norwich but I'll never not be nervous.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNNo_LRkbu4

[Jimmy Floyd]

We will have an agreed draw at Southampton. 0-0 overwhelmingly likely but 1-1 also possible.

Leicester win this and they are points clear again...

[Toby]

Celtic with a red card and a missed penalty to drop two points to Hamilton. :drool:

I haven't watched a single minute of SPL football this year, but Aberdeen remaining within even sniffing distance allows the potential for some serious seething from Celtic fans, which could only be amusing.

[Waffdon]

Aberdeen don't look too good. Celtic are pretty meh though - stealing players from their own league hasn't really worked out

[Giggles]

Aberdeen don't look too good. Celtic are pretty meh though - stealing players from their own league hasn't really worked out

Are they like bundling them into the back of a van and holding them in Glasgow, or by stealing do you mean signing or buying?

[John]

He's bitter about the Mackay-Steven and Armstrong deals.

[Waffdon]

Lol.

They've been BUYING the better players from a lot of Scottish clubs. Then realised it's Scotland so an awful standard

[Waffdon]

Christie, Allan and Ciftci all in the last year.

[Sam]

We are on TV again, though I'm actually going to the game, can't beat a good lynch mob.

[ScousePig]

We will LOSE today because we have a TOUGH game, although we have been playing WELL lately.

[Kikó]

I think we are going to get PUMPED by the ARSE again. Just because we beat lower league fodder then a Danish bacon select xi doesn't mean we've turned a corner. 3-0.

[Waffdon]

I left my coat and Id in Dundee. Lol. What does one do? !

[Pen]

What do you need your ID for? Surely getting drinks is not an issue if you're going to an away with your mates.

[Weaver]

Could end up being a disastrous few days as Sunderland, Norwich and Swansea all play two games before we play at Stoke on Wednesday night, where we always play shite.

I reckon West Ham/Sunderland could be a decent game and I'll go Man City to win the cup.

[Shindig]

I fear for us. Kinda.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Watching Wolves v Derby. Ye gods.

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm pretty surprised to see Sigudarson still there, I'm sure he was a major flop under Solbakken which seems an age ago. Props to him for working his way back into the side, unless they literally have nobody else.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Derby had been atrocious and 1-0 down, but Coldplay's Chris Martin just curled in a free kick which the wall/goalkeeper seemed to fuck up quite badly.

George Saville in the Wolves midfield looks good, nice to see the ex Chelsea trainees building a career.

[Byron]

On the one hand Slav :cool:

On the other hand, Sam :(

[John Arne]

This is turgid.

[Toby]

Sunderland actually play some half decent football but their finishing is dreadful.

[John Arne]

Khazri trying a rabona in the 88th minute, whilst 1-0 down :D

[Byron]

According to the BBC Antonio did this on the pitch as a goal celebration

http://i.giftrunk.com/pyx244.gif

If so, that's amazing.

[Boydy]

According to the BBC Antonio did this on the pitch as a goal celebration

http://i.giftrunk.com/pyx244.gif

If so, that's amazing.

That's fucking great. :D

[Boydy]

He did! - http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/michail-antonio-celebration-watch-west-ham-star-perform-bizarre-dance-move-after-scoring-a3190711.html

[Jimmy Floyd]

Ah, there's the obligatory Shane Long goal against us.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He did! - http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/michail-antonio-celebration-watch-west-ham-star-perform-bizarre-dance-move-after-scoring-a3190711.html

That is fucking amazing.

[ScousePig]

Sunderland actually play some half decent football but their finishing is dreadful.

We actually have some good players (albeit some of them are new/haven't played much), but there's just something missing. Usually it's defensively as opposed to scoring. We concede too many really soft goals, and that's cost us again today.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Atletico are 1-0 up at Real Madrid in the derby, and they never concede goals, so it's basically all over.

Real Madrid heading squarely for third if so.

[Reg]

You seem to have had that problem for years now. Stupid back passes and just a fundamental lack of sense from the defence.

@ Scouse

[CJay]

Atletico are 1-0 up at Real Madrid in the derby, and they never concede goals, so it's basically all over.

Real Madrid heading squarely for third if so.

Or 4th. :drool: Villarreal home to Levante tonight, 5 points behind them.

[Davgooner]

Leicester. :drool:

Keep going lads.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sounds like daylight robbery from us. The best kind of robbery.

[Bob Sacamano]

Sanogo hatrick :cab:

[Davgooner]

Everyone's in shock.

[Shindig]

Alright, lads. That's another week of us still being in it.

[Mellberg]

On behalf of Aston Villa and I would like to welcome Sunderland and Norwich to the Championship party.

[Reg]

Ulloa! :cool: Top of the Premier League, bet he can't believe his luck.

That Antonio celebration is the best thing ever.

[Shindig]

Ranieri's sitting there in the dressing room with a hypnotist.

"You are in a relegation battle. You are fighting for your lives..."

[CJay]

Ulloa! :cool: Top of the Premier League, bet he can't believe his luck.

That Antonio celebration is the best thing ever.

Lanzini(?) standing there like 'wtf' is my favourite bit. :D

[Reg]

:D You'd think he'd have rehearsed in training but the fact nobody seems to know what he's doing makes it even better.

[Kikó]

Last minute winners when you're not playing well, sign of champions. :nodd:

[Byron]

Apparently the story behind the Antonio celebration is that he suggested it to a couple of teammates last night but neither thought he would have the balls to pull it off.

Fucking kudos lad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

703594238705930240

:cool:

[Samadini]

Palace are trying to get themselves relegated.

[Max Power]

OH HIS NAME IS LEONARDOOOOO

I'm absolutely buzzing. Moreso than the Man City away win and others I think. I genuinely think we can do this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought this game was going to be a shitter so I swerved it.

Now that I've turned it on we'll be treated to turgid shit.

[Danny]

703606555908939778

:D

Bit further than he expected.

[Magic]

:D

[Davgooner]

3-0 down at half time to this West Brom side is some serious shit.

[Samadini]

They were 5th around Christmas. :cab:

Carver in.

[Danny]

Comebacks on

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The comeback is on :drool:

[Samadini]

Carver out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Carver was almost back in again with that.

[Giggles]

Doesn't a downturn like this normally mean Pardew has been caught dipping somewhere he shouldn't?

[Max Power]

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Leicester+City+v+Norwich+City+Premier+League+B4XWz GATYtyx.jpg

[Lee]

What a fucking hero.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a hit that was.

If West Brom fail to win this :harold:

[Samadini]

Both teams are useless.

And we're 8 points behind them http://i6.ifrm.com/14553/35/emo/anguish.gif

[Reg]

I didn't realise it was quite as recent as 2011 that Vardy was playing non-league. Bonkers.

edit- 2012 in fact.

[Jimmy Floyd]

West Brom having 35 points already is a national disgrace.

[Max Power]

They are at least the second worst team in the league and yes the table does lie.

If they take points off us on Tuesday I will genuinely cry.

[phonics]

How is Leicester 1 - 0 Norwich first match on game of the day? Norwich make Newcastle seem committed.

[Dquincy]

West Brom having 35 points already is a national disgrace.

Worse than Saville?

[CJay]

Chris Brunt's name was sung on the 11th minute today in order to support him after last week. :D

[Giggles]

Chris Brunt's name was sung on the 11th minute today in order to support him after last week. :D

He should have scored an OG and ran down the tunnel waving his cock at the cunts.

[Toby]

Good to know that Tettey gets booked a lot in real life and not just on my FM save.

[Dquincy]

Cracking goal from Berahino, on MOTD.

[Toby]

I had no idea Ulloa's name was pronounced like that.

[CJay]

I liked that 'gay abandon' comment to Le Saux.

[Toby]

Andy should be rightfully seething at Atkinson's refereeing today.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We had no business doing anything other than losing comfortably, although our league campaign is largely a waste of time anyway. That said, five point behind ynytid now.

[Waffdon]

My boxers are on show on the cameras today. Ywewwwk

[Kikó]

My missus is the face of the Dundee United app you know Waff. Good win for you lot today, getting closer to the pack.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I know they have injuries everywhere, but that United 11 + subs is, on paper, so fucking bad.

As a fan I'd love all the youngsters in though.

[Raoul Duke]

It's horrific, but at the same time nearly every game there's some scamp who I've barely/never heard of. Fosu-Mensah is today's challenger. I only know him from FM, where he is the bee's knees.

[Kikó]

The squad is pretty much on its bones so there is some reasoning behind the travesty of the squad. We're finally going to see Herrera and Schneiderlein who are probably the best combination.

[John]

Lol at that from Varela. That Ozil pass to put Monreal in was obscene.

[John]

Rashford is seriously quick.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Welbeck is so good. He's our Thomas Müller. What that says for us I don't know, but Roy would be mad not to take him on the plane/Eurostar/minibus in the summer.

[John]

When did FM hero Alberto Paloschi sign for Swansea?

[Kikó]

Rashford is the best part of this season. Great to see a Fletcher Moss lad make the team.

[Lewis]

'LvG' was at his best last year when the squad was in bits and he was trainer-coaching them to lol wins at Arsenal and that, which makes me think (as with Holland) he would do well at a shambles club somewhere.

[Kikó]

I like the theory but he's at a shambles club now and he's wank.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford :cool:

That was a lovely ball in and a brilliant finish.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh I like that finish.

[Lee]

Well today is going rather nicely so far.

[Baz]

Rash van Nistelrooy

[Max Power]

UNITED.

Fucking hell if results stay as they are

[Kikó]

Love that goal. Incisive and calm from the rash.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford is a fucking hero.

[Lewis]

I mean a small club where everybody would buy into his PHILOSOPHY and the fans would appreciate all the 0-0 shitfests.

Bloody 'ell. Arsenal BOTTLING IT.

[Ian]

Fucking hell.

[Lee]

Get in!

Take him to the Euros, Roy.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Disco]

I can hear Claudio laughing from here.

[Danny]

Fucking hell Rashford :D

In the three mins I have had this on we have looked pretty good.

[randomlegend]

We'll be calling him Trashford within a year.

[Baz]

He seems to get in good positions, but it's too early to tell.

Miles better than Rooney, mind.

[Reg]

"He's all over them like a Rashford!"

He knew it was shit as he was saying it. :D

[Kikó]

He's looking deadly. Back of the shirt job.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Those two goals were Inzaghi-esque. What a guy.

[Lee]

Macheda is watching this and sniggering.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That shot by Memphis :D

He's back.

[Waffdon]

Never change arsenal you fucking cunts

[Kikó]

Totally different type of player Lee. Federico never had the pace which completely killed him from being decent.

[Danny]

They are finally moving the ball with intent. Yes they did it on Thursday but you expect it against opposition like that.

[Lee]

Totally different type of player Lee. Federico never had the pace which completely killed him from being decent.

It wasn't a real comparison. I was tempering my sarcastic take him to France post a minute before.

[Lewis]

Give 'LvG' another three years to clear out everybody over twenty-eight and bring all the youth on. :drool:

[Reg]

Sky Sports, bringing you comparisons between a kid yet to complete 135 minutes of football and Lionel Messi.

[Lee]

Welbeck's pecs look like tits in that shirt.

[Kikó]

This ref is a bit of a cunt.

[John]

Sky Sports, bringing you comparisons between a kid yet to complete 135 minutes of football and Lionel Messi.

Give it an hour and they'll be warning everyone not to go overboard.

[Waffdon]

Ramsey is a fraud

[randomlegend]

Rashford really is rapid.

[Jimmy Floyd]

This ref is a bit of a cunt.

He's awful, and a right smarmy knobhead to boot. Can't remember which game it was he ruined the other week.

[John]

Punning Alice into Marcus is a new low for the Sky graphics twats.

[Dquincy]

Rashford really is rapid.

I read that as if you called him a 'rapist'.

This thread is very Man Utd fan heavy today....

Walcott has had a very poor day so far. Forgot he was playing until he lost the ball for the 1st goal.

[SvN]

What the fuck is going in with David Platt's barnet?

[Dquincy]

Arsenal look dogshit, by the way. So toothless up front and disorganised at the back.

Leicester for the title.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Punning Alice into Marcus is a new low for the Sky graphics twats.

I was trying to work that one out. Maybe they're making 'Tubes' moonlight doing that to cut costs.

[Boydy]

Someone find me a decent stream!

[Samadini]

http://kewyhype.blogspot.co.uk/

[John]

Januzaj hasn't half fallen from grace. He was supposed to be the best player in the world by now.

Rashford looks like he's on a motorbike compared to everyone around him.

[Kikó]

Someone find me a decent stream!
http://henno.info/streams#fs1456668350

[Smiffy]

.....

[Dquincy]

I still see Arsenal coming back, it's like 11 vs Rashford.

I dunno, have you seen Arsenal's defence.

[Boydy]

http://kewyhype.blogspot.co.uk/

Ended up on that one off reddit. Cheers though.

Kodi can gtf these days. It's shite now. Half the add-ons don't work and when one eventually does it's near unwatchable.

[CJay]

Lucas at centre half instead of Toure. Neither inspires confidence, really.

[Kikó]

I'm on Kodi and it's working fine. Admittedly, I've paid for the stream.

[Dquincy]

Arsenal really are bottling this. lols.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mother fucking Ander Herrera :cool:

Never drop him.

[Lee]

Cracking composure from Rashford in the build up. Looks a player.

[Disco]

If we're posting links to streaming sites now then this is quite useful, not always brilliant quality but stable and there's plenty to pick from.

http://www.stream2watch.co/sports

[Smiffy]

.....

[Kikó]

Lvg can stay in a job if he can get performances like this. It's the exception rather than the norm which is the issue.

The ref is a complete whopper.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford is linking up so well.

[Dquincy]

Arsenal's defence is a shambles.

I think Leicester would beat this Man Utd team.

[Dquincy]

Game on. Both teams are shit. :D

[Lee]

What a game.

[CJay]

Was there any hype about Rashford before Thursday night? I've never heard of him. Looks decent.

[Disco]

Both teams have looked pretty awful at times, it's who fucks up the least at this stage.

[CJay]

The celebrations were so muted I thought the goal had been disallowed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I liked that from Cech, just telling everyone to fuck off away from the ref.

[Dquincy]

Imagine a 3-4 result to Arsenal.

[Waffdon]

Clear red. Cheating referees.

[Dquincy]

Clear red. Cheating referees.

Uh? Should a player get a red for shoving another player in the chest?

Edit: I see the man utd fans are doing themselves proud again with peadophile chants. Utter cunts.

[John]

Spurs better get their finger out to keep my accumulator alive for the night games.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Van Gaal :D

[John]

Van Gaal. :D

Was that a fucking dive?

[Max Power]

We haven't seen enough of mental Van Gaal. He's been so dull. That's a good start, he'll be showing Ander Herrera his cock and balls soon

[Reg]

New contract for van Gaal!

[leedsrevolution]

Lol ace.

[Kikó]

He's game today van Gaal :D. Good game from Memphis as well.

[randomlegend]

That touch by 'Memphis' was so unnecessary :D

[Byron]

I refuse to believe what BBC have just written, someone needs to get a gif of what Van Gaal has just done.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

703968069396340738

Hero.

[Kikó]

Take a look at @James_Dart's Tweet: https://twitter.com/James_Dart/status/703968069396340738?s=09

[Ian]

Get 'em banned.

Also, Depay and Januzaj sharing a pitch will be like some sort of piss tornado.

[leedsrevolution]

Depay has looked decent today.

[Dquincy]

Spurs are better than Arsenal. How's that feel gooners?

[John]

That was some look 'Memphis' was giving Giroud.

[leedsrevolution]

Is Lingard English? He looks nifty as well.

[Lewis]

'Memphis' just looks shit when United only have two attacks because then he's guaranteed to waste at least half of their decent positions. When they go for it he (like all wingers ever) can bomb a few and still contribute.

[John Arne]

Fair play to LvG for giving these youngsters a go. Arsenal will finish the game with 0 Englishmen.

[leedsrevolution]

I just checked he is English and 23? Really?

[leedsrevolution]

Elneny looks shit.

[Max Power]

Well I make United title favourites now

[Lewis]

Look at this pasty-faced gimp.

[Disco]

First time lasting about a minute, not bad going.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Arsenal are shit.

[Sam]

The race for the fourth place trophy is back on for Arsenal.

[Boydy]

Ferguson having a little sing-song. :D

[Lewis]

February again, Arsenal.

[John Arne]

https://gyazo.com/270ca717ddf3b9206dd1944644e53fcb.gif

[Yevrah]

Man Utd's ability to troll the shit out of Wenger no matter how crap they might be themselves really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[GS]

Leicester / Spurs for the title. Fucking hell.

[Jimmy Floyd]

van Gaal mounting the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

[Yevrah]

It's new ground we're treading and I'm fucking loving it.

[Kikó]

Rashford giddiness is brilliant. Delighted for him.

[Giggles]

God I hope they make 4th.

[Boydy]

He'll tear Liverpool's defence apart in the Europa with his pace too.

[Smiffy]

.....

[John]

'He can go off either foot. Left. Right.'

Well done, Jamie. Those are the feet.

[Boydy]

'He can go off either foot. Left. Right.'

Well done, Jamie. Those are the feet.

:D

[John Arne]

Lucas v Aguero is worrying.

Sakho versus gravity petrifies me, too.

[John]

Niall fucking Quinn. At least he isn't on commentary.

[Spoonsky]

Guess I shouldn't have slept through that game today. :\

League Cup final at least. I'm excited, Mokbull be damned.

[John]

Sakho there, catching up with the exiting teams with his zipper hanging off and pulling his shorts up as he went. He seems well prepared.

[Giggles]

Only just copped that this was the league cup final you were on about. I thought they were playing in the league tomorrow night. What channel is it on?

[John]

Sky Sports 1.

[Spoonsky]

I'm using this surprisingly good stream (thanks Kiko) because I don't get the channel: http://henno.info/streams#fs1456668350

This bird singing God Save the Queen...

[Giggles]

Sky Sports 1.

Ah well, Simpsons repeats it is then.

[Lee]

I've had to come into fucking work just as the final has started. Bastard on calls.

[Giggles]

http://www.joe.ie/sport/pics-7-hilarious-photoshops-of-louis-van-gaals-fall-at-old-trafford/532799

[Magic]

Watching on Kodi but it's shit. Fuck Sky that cup competitions aren't free to air.

[Dquincy]

Niall fucking Quinn. At least he isn't on commentary.

Do you watch matches with the mute button on?

[Disco]

G-Nev's Valencia just leaked 3 goals in about ten minutes at home to Athletic, terrible defending.

[Boydy]

Watching on Kodi but it's shit. Fuck Sky that cup competitions aren't free to air.

Use the stream Sama posted earlier. I'm on it and it's great.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Might have to call off the Garreh Neville revival. 0-3 defeat at home to Athletic Bilbao ongoing.

[John]

Can looks alright there but Sakho looks like he might be dying.

Proper chicken legs.

[Reg]

Does Fernandinho have any history of playing right wing for anyone, or is it a new thing?

Currently playing a game of spot a reasonable haircut on the pitch.

[Dquincy]

Fucking Sakho...useless twat.

[John]

Does Fernandinho have any history of playing right wing for anyone, or is it a new thing?

Currently playing a game of spot a reasonable haircut on the pitch.

Milner, of course.

[John Arne]

Sakho went own like a dying stag.

[Reg]

You can rely on good old James.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I quite enjoyed the seething in the studio about Joe Hart not playing. God forbid they use the goalkeeper who actually got them into the final.

[Disco]

Milner, of course.

Tbf Caballero too

[Jimmy Floyd]

Pity that, Sakho was giving one of the great cup final performances.

[Dquincy]

Phew, Sakho's off.

[Disco]

If this was a horse race the little green tent would be coming out for Sakho.

[Lewis]

If he's roaring under that coat he wants selling.

[Luke Emia]

Jesus wept what a centre half partnership.

[Spoonsky]

Oh Sakho :(

[Reg]

Think he was crying. I might if I was ruled out of a final. It's not like he's won a bazillion trophies like Giggs or someone.

[John]

Forget the haircuts, there's some seriously suspect facial hair on show. Clichy seems to have given his beard a short back and sides, and Sterling's Wolverine nonsense has never looked as crap as it does now.

[Magic]

Toure v Toure. Enough to cause a civil war.

[Magic]

Forget the haircuts, there's some seriously suspect facial hair on show. Clichy seems to have given his beard a short back and sides, and Sterling's Wolverine nonsense has never looked as crap as it does now.

More like Raheem Sterlingmohammed! Hahaha.

[Jimmy Floyd]

When Dujon Sterling FEC makes the step up from our youth sides, then Raheem will be sorry.

[Reg]

Sterling's wolverine look is so bad and unexplainable that it's good.

There are so few set piece specialists around. Silva, a great player, putting in a crap corner there.

[John Arne]

Whenever Aguero gets the ball, Liverpool react in a manner equivalent to this somewhat famous photograph....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/07/article-2679399-04806CB10000044D-376_634x649.jpg

[Jimmy Floyd]

Lucas should have had a yellow for the tackle and a second for the dissent.

[Reg]

Belgium's number 10 putting these unfashionable twats to shame.

[Dquincy]

Whenever Aguero gets the ball, Liverpool be like...



Don't ever type that again. You are not a 12 yr old girl.

[John Arne]

Apologies. Corrected for you.

[Luke Emia]

This is an awful game of football.

[Gray Fox]

We're really missing out on some crowd banter with the Toure chant here.

[John Arne]

Is their a way to embed Vines?

[CJay]

Is their a way to embed Vines?

You can find the vine in a tweet then embed it?

[QE Harold Flair]

Is their a way to embed Vines?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02053/grapes-3_2053452b.jpg

[Magic]

Mignolet is absolute shite.

[Magic]

Hang on, he's just got a new 5 year deal? :D

[John Arne]

Rubbish, yet completely predictable.

That 5 year deal :moop:

[John]

Leverkusen are taking a pasting. 3-0 down against Mainz at the moment with plenty of time to go.

[Magic]

60 mins in to a cup final and 0 shots on target.

#inkloppwetrust

[Magic]

Sterlol.

[Spoonsky]

lmao

That would've been so inevitable.

[John]

The referee in the Dortmund game has just shat on the first rule. Aubameyang was breaking at pace but Hoffenheim still had two men back for him to beat, Rudy came in and just clipped his heels to bring him down, and the referee has given him a straight red.

[Magic]

Corporates will be loving this.

[Gray Fox]

Moreno is properly awful.

You're a full back, not a winger for fucks sake.

[Magic]

70 minutes in and I've just noticed City have uncle Fester in goal.

[John Arne]

Firmino has missed a good game here.

[Boydy]

Lallana will probably provide better defensive cover than Moreno.

[John]

The Rudy red card.


https://streamable.com/ql09?

[Magic]

Nobody gives a fuck about your boche football, mate.

[Spoonsky]

Fuck off, Milner.

[Boydy]

Why didn't he just shoot there?