Roses are Red

[Manc]

Anything special planned for Valentines?

I've decided to wing the entire weekend. We'll eat out at a few places, but I'm staying off the sauce and away from romantic gestures.

[Giggles]

We went out last night and for lunch today.

[igor_balis]

wanking

[Baz]

Taking laminate floor up tomorrow.
Going into Liverpool on Sunday. Hopefully it's dry and sunny.

[Ian]

I've come to a mutual agreement with the women of the UK to sit this one out.

[Smiffy]

It can go fuck itself tbh. :cool:

[Boydy]

wanking
:nodd:

Also treating myself to a curry tonight.

[Pepe]

Nothing, valentines is shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:nodd:

Also treating myself to a curry tonight.

Chinese for me \0/.

[phonics]

The last one climbed onto my coffee table started ripping her hair extensions out and her clothes off slurring, "But do you REALLY think I'm beautiful" as I err and start hiding all the sharp objects.

So, no.

[Boydy]

Chinese for me \0/.

See the fucked off thread. :moop:

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Fuck all, the Mrs. thinks the same way.

[Manc]

The last one climbed onto my coffee table started ripping her hair extensions out and her clothes off slurring, "But do you REALLY think I'm beautiful" as I err and start hiding all the sharp objects.

So, no.

That definitely happened.

[igor_balis]

Taking laminate floor up tomorrow.
Going into Liverpool on Sunday. Hopefully it's dry and sunny.

please take some photos

[Waffdon]

Fuck all, the Mrs. thinks the same way.

It was all happening in Snootie today!

[phonics]

That definitely happened.

It definitely did. I'm really not one to make up those sorts of stories. Was about 5-6 months ago. Some Au Pere that I ended up talking to through a friend of a friend of a friend. Proper weirdo.

[Shindig]

Nowt. Slightly miffed as I got Valentines cards at work two years running. Not that there's many in the office I would plunder.

[The Merse]

First one one my own for 9 years I think :(

So, probably wanking whilst crying?

[Giggles]

First one one my own for 9 years I think :(

So, probably wanking whilst crying?

Cranking.

[Baz]

please take some photosOn which day?

[Lee]

Lauren has come to agree with me that it's all complete bollocks, so I will be doing nothing but sitting about watching football.

[Yevrah]

No chance there isn't at least a small part of her that doesn't agree with that.

[Manc]

I'd step up your game if that picture is anything to go by.

[Magic]

I thought you'd split up you freak?

We're having dinner at the in-laws and I can't contain my excitement at this prospect.

[Raoul Duke]

I've bought some (surprise) flowers. First time I've bought any in about 7 years :| I'll make some epic breakfast up and that'll do.

Now, I wonder what she's done...

[Manc]

I thought you'd split up you freak?

I'm persevering you cunt. Fuck knows why. She's a mess.

[Toby]

Ram it.

[Toby]

On reflection, that's probably a bit of a risque comment for an islander to make in a thread about romantic relations.

[CJay]

Absolutely nothing. I'm fortunate that my fiancée couldn't care less about the whole thing. I've done small things in the past, but going to stop bothering now I think.

[Boydy]

No chance there isn't at least a small part of her that doesn't agree with that.

The poor girl's already gutted he didn't propose on the MOST AMAZING HOLIDAY EVER.

[Byron]

We'll do what we do most years, go out for a meal somewhere and that'll be it.

[Lee]

No chance there isn't at least a small part of her that doesn't agree with that.

Nah, she's not bothered. It was her who said for me not to bother with anything. Thankfully I'm with somebody who has a brain rather than some twat who goes mental at the sight of shops full of cards with hearts on the front of them.


The poor girl's already gutted he didn't propose on the MOST AMAZING HOLIDAY EVER.

I proposed more than two years ago. We've both since agreed we can't really be arsed getting wed or having kids. The holiday was fucking amazing, you miserable shit.

[Spammer]

Got some flowers going to someone's house. Exciting stuff.

[Magic]

I've decided to cook a full English as we've not done this in years. The bitch is going out tonight so she will be hungover tomorrow, no doubt a fun Valentine's day plus we're going to visit my gran too. The little 'un is staying over at the in-laws too so she wanted to go to the pics but I refused as it'll be full of absolute cunts, we can come home and watch Before Sunrise instead.

[Manc]

Bed in breakfast out the way. Some gym time and then I'll come back and ruin her.

[Spoonsky]

Is Valentine's Day the shittest holiday? It's bad for people that are single, and I'm not sure it compensates by being especially great for those in relationships.

[Baz]

The floor's up. New carpet only comes on Wednesday so I've some atrocious terracotta tiles to look at for a few days. Was going to steam mop the place but when I filled it up, it just started leaking and no steam appeared. Great. Happy Valentines Day, Baz, you'll forever be sad in the knowledge that there's years worth of bacteria still festering under your nice new carpet.

[Lewis]

My mother made me a chocolate cake. Not bad.

[randomlegend]

Bed in breakfast.

Sounds messy.

[Pepe]

I got chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. :cool:

[Toby]

Is Valentine's Day the shittest holiday?

Father's Day probably wins as the one literally nobody gives a shit about. Not that either of them really count.

[Spammer]

Just got a text. The flowers have made her day.

:cool:

[Raoul Duke]

What does her husband think?

[Giggles]

What does her husband think?

That hers were nice than the ones he got from Hammer.

[igor_balis]

About to go up spoons, maybe I'll make some awkward valentines day related banter to the bar staff. They'll love it.

[Spammer]

She was proper appreciative and happy about the flowers, but then ignored me when I responded and asked her how her weekend was.

That's it, I'm out. She's done that a few times now. She's more hot and cold than a shower in a two bob hotel.

[Giggles]

Like didn't reply for days or didn't reply within 30 seconds?

[Lewis]

He means she hid when he appeared at her window.

[Yevrah]

The poor girl's already gutted he didn't propose on the MOST AMAZING HOLIDAY EVER.

It's a leap year, so she'll be doing it herself on 29th if he hasn't pulled his finger out by then.

[Yevrah]

Nah, she's not bothered. It was her who said for me not to bother with anything.

That doesn't mean she isn't actually bothered though.

[Henry]

Out for dinner, treated self to a dish named "the pig and cow", which is a steak topped by a platter of ribs. Yum.