Housemates

[Foe]

Ooh I've never been a type, I may well be a normie! Awesome!
Oh and I bet living with Foe would be great.

Choc ices in the freezer and soccer saturday on the TV. Also making lasagna for tea. :cool:

[Boydy]

I think RL is mad at my cultural appropriation of his people.

[Giggles]

I think RL is mad at my cultural appropriation of his people.

You may explain it to him in simpler terms as it really seems to be bothering him. If Bruh had questioned you in such a seething manner we'd be a further 3 pages into an abusive dissection of him.

[Lewis]

It was originally just 'basement dwelling neckbeards' using it to describe anyone who didn't have autism (or pretend ME), but then it went mainstream and the sort of try-hards I referred to started using it to differentiate themselves from normal people, and now that is the 'norm' in 'normie', because the things that they think make them different are widespread and lame.

[Lewis]

Which probably makes Boyd the actual normie in his situation.

[Offshore Toon]

Boydy

It's screenshots from 4chan, which come from r/4chan into r/all, you retard.

[Offshore Toon]

You two would be the leading candidates here.
Hammer shags blokes in dresses. That's not normal.

[Boydy]

Boydy

It's screenshots from 4chan, which come from r/4chan into r/all, you retard.

But you're still reading 4chan.

[Lewis]

Hammer shags blokes in dresses. That's not normal.

Not yet.

[Mike]

Choc ices in the freezer and soccer saturday on the TV. Also making lasagna for tea. :cool:

See!

I've never watched Soccer Saturday though as my Saturdays have always been spent avoiding all Premiership scores so I can fully enjoy MOTD, apart from that I've a spare room with your name on it.

[Offshore Toon]

But you're still reading 4chan.
You're also reading 4chan then.

[Shindig]

Pffft. Kiwi Farms, lads. Get depressed.

[Boydy]

You're also reading 4chan then.

No I'm not.

[Offshore Toon]

No I'm not.
Aye, you are.

[Adamski]

Sorry Boyd, you are.

[Boydy]

No I'm not. You are.

[Offshore Toon]

We all are, apparently.

[Boydy]

At least I'm not reading the third half dot co dot uk.

[Offshore Toon]

This new place is pretty sweet. Had a good night out with the two other new guys on Saturday night. One of the older housemates has gone to a ludicrous amount of trouble to sort out communal stuff (even root vegetables) and invested quite a bit of time and money. It's good, though.

[Lewis]

When I first moved to Norwich the house faggot tried to get us doing 'communal stuff' ('Ooh, we should all cook for each other'), and the world was briefly united in lolling in his face.

[Boydy]

Anyone ever got rid of a housemate the rest of the house didn't like?

[Giggles]

Would it not depend who they're paying the rent to?

[Lewis]

Is he an accountant?

:gs:

[Boydy]

Would it not depend who they're paying the rent to?

Straight to the landlord/estate agency.

He's got beef with one other person in the house. He keeps trying to drag me and the other non-involved person into it on his side and the house just generally has a really horrible tense atmosphere now.

The person he's got beef with is really meek and timid and generally just a nice person too.

He's also a disgusting messy cunt but never sees any faults of his own and gets super defensive if any of them are brought up.

It'd be best if he just found somewhere else to go (he doesn't seem particularly happy in the house either) but he's probably too lazy to look for anywhere else and too skint to afford anywhere else.

[Offshore Toon]

Contact his work and tell them he smokes weed or something.

[Raoul Duke]

Shit in his pillowcase, that'll get the message across.

[Giggles]

Come on to him.

[Spikey M]

+1 for spaffing on him

Oh, come ONTO him. Never mind.

[igor_balis]

very good

[Giggles]

Either works.

[Spikey M]

Mine works better though. 2 birds, one disgusting stone.

[Shindig]

Are you running the risk of his messy shit fucking you guys out of house and home?

[Spoonsky]

I've figured out my roommate situation for next year. Living with three girls. :D / :uhoh:

Come at me Magic

[Magic]

3 lesbians and a poof.

[Spoonsky]

This isn't the porn thread mate.

[Panda Bear]

Beaubien?

[Shindig]

So Spoonsky's going to have his studying interrupted by three lasses constantly being pounded.

[Spoonsky]

Signed a lease today. Come at me adulthood.

[Spikey M]

This isn’t the porn thread mate.

[Boydy]

Not been in my house for about a week as I've been at home over Easter and working here as well. Housemate I get on best with texted me yesterday to say she'd got back to the house and neither of the other two had bothered to buy toilet roll. One of them had kitchen roll in the upstairs bathroom and fuck knows what the other one was doing. Probably just not wiping, the dirty bastard.

[John]

Odds on he has his own pack of toilet roll in his bedroom and just isn't sharing.

[Lewis]

I started doing that when the other arseholes kept missing their turn to buy it.

[Raoul Duke]

He's probably shat in your pillowcase

[Giggles]

He's using your socks.

[Boydy]

Odds on he has his own pack of toilet roll in his bedroom and just isn't sharing.

I doubt it. He always used the stuff I bought before (he's bought it like once in the six months we've lived there). And he did actually put all the stuff he'd bought that one time in the bathroom. He probably just doesn't shit that regularly and does it in work or uni.

[Boydy]

Also the girl who was using the kitchen roll gets all grossed out about meat (even cooked mest like a packet of ham) being unwrapped in the fridge but wiping her arse with toilet roll is fine.

They're both just lazy fuckers. The pair of them have only topped the gas up once each, I think in the time we've been there. Considering it usually needs topped about every two weeks, that's white a lot of times the other housemate and I have done it. They pay us back, like so we're not out money but it's still just laziness. The shop to top up the gas is only 2 minutes away.

I've literally watched the other fella come in, start cooking his dinner, discover the gas has run out and then just have toast instead of going to shop and topping the gas up. He just left it for someone else to do.

[Giggles]

Wait him out. Think of it like training an animal.

[Boydy]

But if I leave it till the next day, I'll want a shower in the morning and there'll be no hot water. That probably won't bother him as I think he only showers about twice a week.

[Disco]

If you aren't willing to fuck yourself over just to get back at him then you have to accept he's played you and get on with topping that gas up.

[Boydy]

I don't think he's even trying to play me though. What sort of adult actually does that? Why are people so fucking useless/annoying?

And it's not just him, to be fair, the other girl is the same.

[Dark Soldier]

What we need is him to post on here and expose you ala Shindig. Whoever did the mert thing, get to work.

Bet you wipe your cloggy arse with a dishcloth. Scum.

[Spikey M]

Boyd takes laxatives so he can shit down the sink.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Can you not go and say PLEASE TOP THE GAS UP IT'S YOUR TURN. Even I would do that and I'm a wimp.

[Boydy]

How's living alone going Lewis?

I'm considering it now but not sure if I will actually like it.

[Spikey M]

Christ.

[Boydy]

What?

[Spikey M]

Stop fucking bottling stuff.

[Boydy]

What? :cab:

[Shindig]

So ... are bills on some daft rota or is it split evenly?

[Spikey M]

What? :cab:

Shat yourself about getting a new job, now this. Take a walk on the wild side.

[Lewis]

How's living alone going Lewis?

I'm considering it now but not sure if I will actually like it.

It's the best thing ever. That said, the house is 1) pretty big; and 2) in a decent area, so it's probably not a typical living alone experience.

[Disco]

Are there other people making it dirty, eating all your food, or moving your stuff around?

[Lewis]

There aren't. I haven't lost anything since I got here in fact. Weird that.

[Disco]

Well then it is indeed a typical living alone experience, everything else is just space and convenience.

[igor_balis]

i'll move to belfast and live with you boydy if you get me a job and a chemical connect

[Disco]

Are you not moving to 1970's Cornwall anymore?

[Spikey M]

Nope, 1950’s Belfast apparently.

[igor_balis]

i dunno lol might move to sheffield instead

[Spikey M]

1980’s

[SvN]

Not quite housemates, but we had new neighbours move in this week. Three student girls - one of them is rich and her dad bought her a house rather than having to stay in a student squat. I hate to sound like an old cunt, but I hope they keep it down.

It has perks though - just went to walk the dog and one of them was out front in a t-shirt and thong doing the recycling. Almost abandoned the dog walk to go and stand in the window and wank myself dry.

[Shindig]

Well, let's hope your walls aren't as thin as mine.

[Boydy]

About a month ago (a month tomorrow, I think), I moved into a new house with the best housemate of the three from my last place. Turns out she only really seemed okay by comparison and she is doing my fucking head in already. Why did I not just get my own place?

[Pepe]

Because you are poor as fuck I'm guessing.

[Boydy]

Nah, I'm actually not these days.

[John]

Just a mug. Why would you choose to live with someone if you can afford not to?

I could cover all my bills and make a nice little earner by renting out my two spare bedrooms, but I'd only be able to enjoy that extra money for a month or two before I went absolutely bonkers.

[Mellberg]

Absolutely. Wouldn't sacrifice the spare room if they paid every bill I have with extra on top.

[mugbull]

If they're actual friends of yours...

I don't know how you could ever choose to live alone. Would rather live in a hostel on a bunk bed, at least until I'm 27 or something.

[Giggles]

If they're actual friends of yours...

I don't know how you could ever choose to live alone. Would rather live in a hostel on a bunk bed, at least until I'm 27 or something.

Because people are fucking cunts.

[Boydy]

I thought I'd just be miserable and lonely if I lived alone tbh.

We got on well last year. We still do get on well. She's just there all the time and doesn't shut up much. I suppose last year there were other people for her to talk to but now I have to take the entire brunt of it. When we moved in (on a weekend), I took a couple of days off at the end of the next week to just settle in and get some shit done around the house. She skipped class (is a student) on the Thursday and then took Friday off work as well. I just wanted to be alone for a couple of days and have peace and quiet. But how do you tell someone who's perfectly nice to fuck off as you can't be arsed listening to them for a while?

Had today off too and woke up around nine. Purposefully hadn't told her I was off in case she decided to take it off too. Heard her rumbling around the house and thought 'that's weird, maybe shes just running late'. Went back to sleep and woke up an hour later. She was still there. Went down and she's off today too. I JUST WANTED THE PLACE TO MYSELF FOR A DAY. I also wanted to go to Ikea to get a couple of things but knew if I went today she'd tag along (she doesn't have a car) and we'd be there all fucking day. Also I went to the shop in the afternoon (like five mins away) and when I said I was going, she was all 'Hang on! I'll come with you.' Just leave me alone for five minutes ffs.

[John]

You're a complete fanny. :D

If you really can't tell her you want to do something on your own just tell her you're meeting a mate for a coffee or something then go to Ikea.

[mugbull]

Copulate with her

[Giggles]

I thought I'd just be miserable and lonely if I lived alone tbh.

We got on well last year. We still do get on well. She's just there all the time and doesn't shut up much. I suppose last year there were other people for her to talk to but now I have to take the entire brunt of it. When we moved in (on a weekend), I took a couple of days off at the end of the next week to just settle in and get some shit done around the house. She skipped class (is a student) on the Thursday and then took Friday off work as well. I just wanted to be alone for a couple of days and have peace and quiet. But how do you tell someone who's perfectly nice to fuck off as you can't be arsed listening to them for a while?

Had today off too and woke up around nine. Purposefully hadn't told her I was off in case she decided to take it off too. Heard her rumbling around the house and thought 'that's weird, maybe shes just running late'. Went back to sleep and woke up an hour later. She was still there. Went down and she's off today too. I JUST WANTED THE PLACE TO MYSELF FOR A DAY. I also wanted to go to Ikea to get a couple of things but knew if I went today she'd tag along (she doesn't have a car) and we'd be there all fucking day. Also I went to the shop in the afternoon (like five mins away) and when I said I was going, she was all 'Hang on! I'll come with you.' Just leave me alone for five minutes ffs.

She's dying for the bone.

Also, why are you telling her you're going places? Just go.

[Lewis]

I almost made a friendzone joke when he first posted but I never thought it would be him doing it.

[Shindig]

So this a romantic comedy where both people avoid each other because they think the other's going out? What a life.

[Boydy]

She's dying for the bone.

Also, why are you telling her you're going places? Just go.

Just seems a civilised thing to do. Also a nice thing is to ask if the other person needs anything. Used to do it in the last house with everyone else as well.

She's a lesbian so I doubt it.

[Giggles]

Just seems a civilised thing to do. Also a nice thing is to ask if the other person needs anything. Used to do it in the last house with everyone else as well.

She's a lesbian so I doubt it.

Well don't complain then.

[Lewis]

She probably thinks you are.

[Spikey M]

He only wants her to go out so he can sneak in her room and sniff her knickers.

[Shindig]

So the guys next door have left some water running / had a leak and done some damage to the betting shop below them. Took their ceiling out. Cue lots of door banging and the neighbours being surprisingly scarce.

[Raoul Duke]

What are the odds of that?

[Shindig]

Even longer now because apparently the plumber couldn't figure it out. Y'know, despite the overflow landing right on the roof of the bookies.