Drunk Thread

[mugbull]

When I arrive at the esteemed gates if TheThirdHald.co.uk, all I ever want is an accessible drunk man's thread. Unfortunately none such exusts; therefore, I must create my own. I am having a splendid time. Yall might ask, "why the fuck are you posting on an online messageboard while shitfaced, and that is pretty valid. However, you must understand I need an outlet and when no one else is tryna party any more, I turn to the Brits. Man how crazy is that? I'm str8 up belligerent rn

[Magic]

Pretending to be drunk. :cool:

[Giggles]

At least you're trying mok.

[Baz]

I'm less hungover than expected but more8u7 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7

The cat just walked on the keyboard. :harold:

[simon]

Waff does it better, mok. PM him for tips.

[QE Harold Flair]

Getting drunk becomes much less fun with age. Being drunk is actually shit, and rarely worth the headache and gut-rot.

[Toby]

I think your inherent joylessness might be the bigger factor there.

[Disco]

Simply getting drunk has never been the attraction, I mean it would be crap on your own (you might be able to tell us more here Harry).

[QE Harold Flair]

I think your inherent joylessness might be the bigger factor there.

That's pretty rich coming from you. How many pages, you reckon? Notice who starts the personal attacks, people. :)

It's completely wrong, in any case. I don't rmember you posting a gif of Ric Flair.

[Toby]

A rambling, incoherent seethe in response to a passing joke is a good example of what I mean.

[QE Harold Flair]

How was it incoherent? Of course any personal attack can be claimed to be a 'passing joke' afterwards. Not that I would get the benefit of any such doubt.

I thought this was a safe space?

[Toby]

I'd rather have a drink than talk at length about your insecurities.

[Giggles]

I prefer getting drunk on my own. Though I also prefer being sober on my own too.

[QE Harold Flair]

I'd rather have a drink than talk at length about your insecurities.

I'm not insecure because I pulled you up on something. And if we're talking insecurities......you know where I could go with this.

Also lol at getting drunk on your own. That's tragic. Giggles

[Toby]

Well at least this discussion serves to prove you don't take things too seriously.

[QE Harold Flair]

I won't wail about people not liking me, no.

[Toby]

I won't wail about people not liking me, no.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/xozcLYDOgWBbi/giphy.gif

[Giggles]

I'm not insecure because I pulled you up on something. And if we're talking insecurities......you know where I could go with this.

Also lol at getting drunk on your own. That's tragic. Giggles

I don't aim to get drunk on my own. I just prefer to drink on my own and if they're going down well then that's where it inevitability ends up.

[Baz]

There are a few people on here who don't really share anything about their lives. niko_cee is always my go to on that front, but Harold is a complete mystery to me, beyond him eating a lot of meat and being called Kev.

[Lewis]

Waff does it better, mok. PM him for tips.

'Offy' was the master of it. gahahaha-ing all over the shop.

[QE Harold Flair]

There are a few people on here who don't really share anything about their lives. niko_cee is always my go to on that front, but Harold is a complete mystery to me, beyond him eating a lot of meat and being called Kev.

I sell broadband with Henners.

[Disco]

No way Harry is sharing on here, he'd probably see it as a sign of weakness.

[QE Harold Flair]

I don't see the need to. I judge people on what they say.

[Disco]

Which is fine, but as long as you don't people are going to speculate on why. And yes, I already know you don't care about that either.

[QE Harold Flair]

Really? Do you speculate on Niko Cee?

[Magic]

Fuck sake take it to his narcissistic thread.

[Disco]

Really? Do you speculate on Niko Cee?

Of course not, there's no secret board conspiracy to victimise him.

Whoops!

[QE Harold Flair]

Fuck sake take it to his narcissistic thread.

Which one is that?

[mugbull]

Why did my fantastic drunk thread get turned into a Harold playground? Jesus Christ man.

[Spoonsky]

Because every thread gets turned into a Harold playground. #BanHarold

I'm not sure I've ever posted on TTH while drunk. Might be embarrassing. Waff on FB is a joy to behold however.

[QE Harold Flair]

I was well on topic until people started going off topic and asking me things.

[Spoonsky]

I agree in this case, but people can't help themselves. It would be for the greater good.

[QE Harold Flair]

Great, pm me if you have more thoughts on the matter.

[Toby]

On the original topic, my girlfriend went back to university on Thursday afternoon and I've been in the pub every night since. :uhoh:

[Manc]

Slippery slope.

[niko_cee]

If you'd being paying enough attention over the past 13 years you'd be able to build up a reasonable picture of me/my life. Most if it's there (or was) in tiny tidbits. I think I even posted a picture once (albeit slightly in disguise).

I reckon, in all those years, Baz might be the only person to successfully write my username.

[niko_cee]

Incidentally, whenever I wonder on here a bit worse for wear and post stuff it usually takes me a few days to get over the slight mortification and come back.

[Magic]

Slippery slope.

Mate. :D

:console:

[igor_balis]

I got too drunk on Friday and acted like a total cunt, first time I've been that badly behaved since I was a teenager. So until about next friday FUCK ALCOHOL.

[Waffdon]

I feel immune to getting drunk now.

[mugbull]

I remember what it was like getting drunk at 15, pouring some of my parents' rum into a water bottle, filling the container back up with water, and surreptitiously drinking it in the back of my friends car. It would be like 4 shots worth and I'd be hammered. Sketchy kids, I hope my kids never socialize because i think i'd just be weirded out as a parent

[Waffdon]

Vodka is lyf

[Manc]

Whisky is my poison at the moment. I'm also dabbling in red from time to time. Manhood.

[Spoonsky]

Vodka was poisoned for me that night I pissed myself. Conversely I appreciate beer much more since then.

[mugbull]

You'll re-emerge a stronger vodka drinker next year Spooner

[igor_balis]

I was drinking fucking vodka and sunny delight on friday because it was the closest I could get to vodka and orange at the garage, and i was very committed to that combination at that point.