The National Anthem Sponsored by JA's Buzzfeed Thread Titles

[John Arne]

Politicians are to debate as to whether England should have it's own national anthem for sporting events.

What say you?

Current favourites are....

Jerusalem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Land of Hope and Glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGQgdE50QA4

Rose of England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3dD05mu3qQ

There'll Always Be An England (which is shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayiydam4nCk

Thoughts?

[simon]

The thread title is an outrage.

[Magic]

Imagine voting and giving press coverage to something so unworthy and unimportant as this.

[Chrissy]

Can I just state the thread title is well out of fucking order. Show some respect you cunt.

[Byron]

Jerusalem, Jerusalem and Jerusalem.

[Spammer]

Has the thread title been changed?

The current doesn't seem offensive at all. I wanna know what it was.

[wullie]

If Land of Hope and Glory is good enough for Randy Savage, it's good enough for Raheem Sterling.

[John Arne]

Someone even actually put 'Three Lions;' forward :D

[Magic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzsK4FAnx0

[John Arne]

Has the thread title been changed?

The current doesn't seem offensive at all. I wanna know what it was.

It made reference to the current health of Her Majesty, the Queen. Nothing special, really.

[Magic]

"It's all about the game and how you play it"

:harold:

[Toby]

What does it have to do with politicians?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Jerusalem is ace, although its use in home Test cricket is nauseatingly awful.

Land of Hope and Glory has the better words though. 'God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet' :drool:

[Disco]

Why change it at all?

[Spammer]

I'll be gutted when the Queen dies. Not because she's dead, but because the coverage will be absolutely disgusting.

[Lewis]

It should stay as it is. We don't need an unofficial anthem to feel important, and any modern day politician who thinks they're big enough to change that tradition isn't up to the job.

[igor_balis]

Why change it at all?

Because the current one is shite. Jerusalem for me, Clive. Was actually drunkenly banging on about how I would care exponentially more about the England football team if Jerusalem was our national anthem the other day. Failing that, how about Happy Hour by the Housemartins?

[Disco]

But it's essentially pointless, who cares what song is mumbled through by the teams before the game?

[Jimmy Floyd]

It makes an impression. I reckon I'd like Red Bull a lot more if I hadn't heard the Austrian anthem played after all their wins for those five years or so.

Daaa daa daaa, da da daa daa daa daa daa *gets annexed*

[Disco]

I'd like Red Bull more if they had an ounce of grace, whatever the theme tune is makes no difference. It's like saying you won't watch Eastenders because you don't like the title music.

[igor_balis]

But it's essentially pointless, who cares what song is mumbled through by the teams before the game?

Well, me. :(

[Magic]

Why don't they try focusing on what happens after the anthem? :harold:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'd like Red Bull more if they had an ounce of grace, whatever the theme tune is makes no difference. It's like saying you won't watch Eastenders because you don't like the title music.

My old man says precisely that, so maybe it's genetic.

[Pepe]

How about writing one from scratch?

[Jimmy Floyd]

England, England, land of diversity
All our children at university
We're sorry for all our colonial ills
Our NHS distributes pills
Tol'rant values, equal, fair
And everyone hates Tony Blair

Someone else can do a right wing verse.

[Magic]

England, England, land of the brown
We let them in under some clown,
So let's send them all back,
The brown AND the black,
So let's start the hate campaign,
And make England white and great again.

[Lewis]

I am an Englishman, I come from the UK and I can say...
(what can you say?)
That I have access to the best health service in the world
NH-NH-NHS, NHS, NHS. NH-NH-NHS, NH-NHS

And then you just use other left-wing shite for each verse ('That our banknotes have women on...') until everyone like me is dead.

[Giggles]

Just to make the thread :cool:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[Ian]

Why don't they try focusing on what happens after the anthem? :harold:

Don't think I want MPs involved in the coaching of the team, to be honest.

[Disco]

At this stage I think we could safely start Twitch Plays England and not worry about our tournament form.

[Toby]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcnDov_WwAARGxO.jpg

:harold:

[Boydy]

They expect Irish fans to sing God save the Queen?

[ItalAussie]

Rule Brittania is the best England song.

God Save the Queen is a dirge, and the words to Jerusalem are all kinds of stupid. But Rule Brittania is pretty much a winner on most counts. Land of Hope and Glory isn't terrible, but it feels like background music to a Jane Austen miniseries.

[ItalAussie]

They expect Irish fans to sing God save the Queen?

I was wondering about that.

[Disco]

What's wrong with the way it's done now?

[Toby]

They expect Irish fans to sing God save the Queen?

It's hilarious, isn't it? The whole campaign is bizarre. I don't know how anybody can think England is somehow persecuted in not having it's "own" anthem. If you don't want this one chuck it.

[Disco]

It's the least important part of the day, and like you say if you don't like the song pick something else or, preferably, get over it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

More to the point, why don't Scotland find something better than Flower of Scotland? I could fart a better song and I haven't eaten beans for a week.

Land of my Fathers is the best thing about Wales, although it's hardly a strong field.

[Toby]

It is a dreadful song, and I don't think it's even possible to sing it in tune.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Scotland the Brave dons. 'Far off in sunlit places, sad are the Scottish faces, yearning to feel the kiss of sweet Scottish rain'.

[Toby]

I suspect the only reason it isn't used is that it's much harder to remember the lyrics after six pints.