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igor_balis
02-05-2024, 09:16 PM
Brilliant semis so far, nice to see Jones back in it.
Safety play is the best form of snooker. Potting and breaks are like goals - basic.

I've actually liked how Jones has been declining some moderately difficult pots and going for safeties, when the default received wisdom is always to TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY to win in one visit. It'd be rubbish if everyone did it, but it's nice to see some variety of approach. His long potting has looked very tidy in the last few frames as well.

igor_balis
02-05-2024, 09:17 PM
Watch him miss now, but it feels like Jones is in one of those spells where he wishes they could just keep playing this session all night.

niko_cee
02-05-2024, 09:24 PM
Bingham's head now colour matching perfectly with the sponsor behind it.

Gray Fox
02-05-2024, 09:48 PM
Nice clear up given the circumstances. Another hearty plug from Virgo for the Crucible as well.

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 04:48 PM
Knowledgeable Crucible Crowd not coming up trumps there applauding the outcome Jones was desperately trying to avoid.

Slaphead's gone to absolute shit though.

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 05:13 PM
Good god, the balls aren't half bailing him out here.

12 fouls in a frame though. :eek:

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 06:38 PM
Not as bad as the one earlier but I'm really not a fan of players being allowed to foul ad infinitum in pursuit of the best possible shot. Not sure you should necessarily extend the three foul forfeit rule, but then just going for it and missing over and over again feels like an abuse of the rules.

Gray Fox
03-05-2024, 06:42 PM
One semi is 8-8 and the other looks like being 9-9. The way it should be.

Ben
03-05-2024, 06:47 PM
Really good match this. I’m all for World Champion Dave Gilbert.

Ian
03-05-2024, 06:49 PM
The Angry Farmer. :cool:

igor_balis
03-05-2024, 07:30 PM
Not as bad as the one earlier but I'm really not a fan of players being allowed to foul ad infinitum in pursuit of the best possible shot. Not sure you should necessarily extend the three foul forfeit rule, but then just going for it and missing over and over again feels like an abuse of the rules.

Nah bollocks, it's better than a decent snooker basically instantly making you far more likely to win the frame cus the other player is obliged to take a riskier escape. you're WRONG

Gray Fox
03-05-2024, 07:57 PM
Getting a bit twitchy out there.

EDIT: Forgot I paused on iPlayer. Skipped back to live and he's on for a century.

igor_balis
03-05-2024, 08:03 PM
Gilbo needs to win the next couple I think

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 08:14 PM
Nah bollocks, it's better than a decent snooker basically instantly making you far more likely to win the frame cus the other player is obliged to take a riskier escape. you're WRONG

It is literally the name of the game though and whilst I appreciate the point made about roll-up snookers being disproportionately beneficial for very little effort, perhaps a bit of new rules pool is needed, why should you be permanently entitled to play the 'best possible shot' in a reasonably risk and consequence free way?

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 08:18 PM
Things really not rolling for Gilbo at the moment.

niko_cee
03-05-2024, 08:36 PM
Not helping himself either though. Head gone.

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 07:31 PM
That Bingham safety was possibly the worst professional snooker shot I've ever seen :D

Yevrah
04-05-2024, 07:53 PM
I make you right there.

The ref might have to do this more than once here. :D

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 07:54 PM
Marcel being a right fanny here, good luck to him and Lindsay Hoyle though.

Yevrah
04-05-2024, 07:54 PM
Just give him a fucking i-pad with iplayer on it ffs.

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 07:55 PM
This is absolute PEAK snooker, what a magical sport.

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 07:56 PM
Plz splatter them twice as badly this time

Yevrah
04-05-2024, 07:58 PM
Yeah, that was class. :D

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 07:59 PM
Bingham is absolutely gone, I feel like Kyren is gonna batter Jones in the final as well

wullie
04-05-2024, 08:04 PM
I've got no idea why but it bugs me that everyone goes by surname on the scoreboard and there's Jak Jones with his full name. Unless his full name is actually Keith Jak Jones or something

igor_balis
04-05-2024, 08:11 PM
I've got no idea why but it bugs me that everyone goes by surname on the scoreboard and there's Jak Jones with his full name. Unless his full name is actually Keith Jak Jones or something

He shares surname and even first initial with Jamie Jones of first round fame

wullie
04-05-2024, 08:15 PM
Ah there is another Jones then, I did wonder.

Gray Fox
04-05-2024, 10:21 PM
New winner guaranteed. Arses going to get twitchy if it's close towards the end.

-james-
05-05-2024, 02:28 PM
Oh dear.

igor_balis
05-05-2024, 02:37 PM
Bingham is absolutely gone, I feel like Kyren is gonna batter Jones in the final as well:evictory:

Giggles
05-05-2024, 02:39 PM
Jones may go home.

Gray Fox
05-05-2024, 02:40 PM
Apparently he didn't touch the practice room after being 4-0 down. A bit foolish.

What's the biggest win in the final before this?

wullie
05-05-2024, 02:41 PM
Could be worse for Jones, looking back over the list of finals they used to play 145 frames at one point.

Steve Davis beating John Parrott 18-3 appears to be the biggest hiding, at least in modern terms

niko_cee
05-05-2024, 02:43 PM
Goes without saying that he really needs this final frame but he's just playing so badly.

Giggles
05-05-2024, 02:49 PM
Nearly had got to the stage where you'd be rooting for the 18-0 for the craic.

igor_balis
05-05-2024, 02:51 PM
Kyren playing on for three snookers at 7-0 is probably a sign of a TRULY DRIVEN SPORTSMAN but it feels a bit unnecessary.

igor_balis
05-05-2024, 08:37 PM
Glad to see jak making a bit of a fight of it

I think he looks vaguely like me, actually. Poor bloke.

igor_balis
05-05-2024, 09:11 PM
Pretty gutting end of session if Wilson wins this frame

Jimmy Floyd
06-05-2024, 06:14 AM
Ball run has some questions to answer for allowing this state of affairs.

Yevrah
06-05-2024, 08:17 AM
7-0 happens weirdly often in finals for whatever reason. The famous black ball one saw Davis in the same place and he still went on to lose.

igor_balis
06-05-2024, 01:52 PM
J.j. did well to pull it back as much as he did but I think that's the ballgame. Even if he wins this frame, 13-9 just feels too far off. 12-10 and momentum plus Kyren shitting himself may have got him there.

Gray Fox
06-05-2024, 02:18 PM
He's still in it, just about. Wilson will get very twitchy the closer he gets to the line if Jones can keep it close.

igor_balis
06-05-2024, 02:55 PM
I think that's game. He had to win that one.

Dark Soldier
06-05-2024, 03:12 PM
JJ is winning it lads

Gray Fox
06-05-2024, 03:25 PM
He has done well to make it respectable, but you can't really be giving anyone in the Worlds final a 7 frame head start. Hopefully he sticks at it and we get a close finish.

Dark Soldier
06-05-2024, 05:31 PM
Brecel came from 9 frames behind last year to win his semi. Dude was 14-5 down at one point. Taylor was 8-0 down in 85. 91 Masters Hendry 7-0 down.

Its happened many, many times.

Gray Fox
06-05-2024, 06:09 PM
Wales a real hot bed of snooker? is it?

Yevrah
06-05-2024, 06:35 PM
While a 7-0 deficit is far from ideal the bigger problem Jak Jones has is that he’s just a bit crap.

Yevrah
06-05-2024, 06:43 PM
How did Jak Jones get this far? He's fucking shit.

It’s been an awful tournament all told. Lowest number of centuries for a decade, barely any good matches and a joke of a semi-final line up. Hopefully normal service will resume next year.

Dark Soldier
06-05-2024, 06:45 PM
It’s been an awful tournament all told. Lowest number of centuries for a decade, barely any good matches and a joke of a semi-final line up. Hopefully normal service will resume next year.

Its prob more the ol' reliables are just fucking old now, sadly.

Boydy
06-05-2024, 06:48 PM
Tempted to get down the nearest club and start practising regularly if this shitter can get to the world championship final.

Shindig
06-05-2024, 06:49 PM
Must be the piss aura of the Crucible.

Gray Fox
06-05-2024, 07:01 PM
I feel like Virgo is contractually obliged to praise the Crucible at least once per frame.

Boydy
06-05-2024, 07:08 PM
He's so bad!

Boydy
06-05-2024, 07:09 PM
Just fucking finish it Kyren so I can stop watching this shit.

Giggles
06-05-2024, 07:16 PM
Virgo is getting sick of his shit now.

Dark Soldier
06-05-2024, 07:16 PM
I've switched it over to Eurosport, I'm pretty sure Virgo has dementia.

Waffdon
06-05-2024, 07:24 PM
What a fluke :D

Boydy
06-05-2024, 07:28 PM
Here we go, he's potted a red. Break of 40 or so, then he fucks up an easy pot and hands the frame to Kyren.

Boydy
06-05-2024, 07:29 PM
Didn't even get to 40 ffs. :D

Gray Fox
06-05-2024, 07:34 PM
That black. Christ. Roll it in lad.

Boydy
06-05-2024, 07:38 PM
Second century of the evening session? No, easy blue missed off the spot!

Ian
06-05-2024, 08:11 PM
I do like how little poker face Jones has. Lose a frame? Sits chuntering away to himself. Wins a frame? Happy as Larry.

igor_balis
06-05-2024, 09:15 PM
I really enjoyed how perplexed he was by the plant not going in, and the missed double not going safe.

Contrary to Yev, I loved this tournament. Centuries are overrated anyway, you've already won the frame ffs. Not sure of any other sports where you basically just keep going in that situation, at least a third of the shots in a total clearance are basically superfluous.

Jimmy Floyd
06-05-2024, 09:24 PM
I've always thought that, it's like if a cricket team reached the winning target and kept going anyway to get Dhoni to his hundred (let's hope the BCCI aren't reading this for ideas). If I was on the end of a Judd Trump clearance and he started smashing the last few in exhibition-style as he does, I'd want to chin him.

Yevrah
06-05-2024, 09:30 PM
Whether you're bothered by them or not centuries are a good barometer of the level of play in a tournament, given that the players are actively trying to get them.

The Higgins/Allen match was great but beyond that they're wasn't much to get excited about.

Shindig
06-05-2024, 09:51 PM
Aye, break building is essential. Once they're at the table, that's got to be a forefront of every player's mind. Every ball matters to some degree.

igor_balis
06-05-2024, 11:02 PM
Honestly not trying to be contrary, but I much prefer gritty safety play to breakbuilding. Don't get me wrong, I love some #naughtysnooker, and I appreciate great pots, but when players are just in the zone and ruthlessly clearing the table without ever really losing position (basically optimal snooker that all players are trying to achieve) I find it incredibly boring.

Obviously there's a difference between great safety play and frames getting bogged down cus people keep missing stuff, but I love it either way.

Yev, you're obviously right that lack of centuries is a clear indicator of a lower standard, but I don't really care about that anyway. Give me unfancied randos somehow ending up at the business end of the tournament over Judd and Ronnie and co just smashing everyone.

igor_balis
06-05-2024, 11:05 PM
Aye, break building is essential. Once they're at the table, that's got to be a forefront of every player's mind. Every ball matters to some degree.

A bit like votes in safe seats under FPTP - they do, but also they kind of don't. In fairness, I love a 147, but garden-variety 100s can do one.

Boydy
06-05-2024, 11:29 PM
I love tactical safety battles too but if there's not much jeopardy to them because your opponent is only going to make a break of 30 if he gets a chance and then fucks it up then they're not really as exciting.

niko_cee
07-05-2024, 06:28 AM
Weren't they blaming the tables for the lack of century breaks?

Giggles
07-05-2024, 06:33 AM
Have they ever been as 'lumpy'? Even aside from that whole mess with the O'Sullivan black, I never seen as many balls come to a stop and then settle left or right of their trajectory.

igor_balis
26-11-2024, 03:13 PM
Trump Vs Robertson has been absolutely appalling, I can't remember seeing standard this low since I played with my old work colleague at Riley's.

igor_balis
26-11-2024, 05:55 PM
Trump has woken up and been great since I wrote that, Robertson is really bad though, maybe he's done at the top level - he will drop out of the year to date top 16 and thus will not compete at the masters.

igor_balis
26-11-2024, 09:20 PM
Ball bag Bingham probably even worse this evening

igor_balis
26-11-2024, 09:20 PM
147 from one of the Chinese fellas on table two though which was nice

Jimmy Floyd
26-11-2024, 09:22 PM
I think we're entering the Kyren Wilson era, and it's probably what we deserve.

AJ23
27-11-2024, 05:24 PM
I think we're entering the Kyren Wilson era, and it's probably what we deserve.

It would be about time. But the old dog John Higgins is still in the draw and his next game is against Judd Trump.

Both are in Wilson's side of the draw to potentially meet in the semi-finals.

Shindig
27-11-2024, 09:43 PM
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/ea8a/live/c745ee10-ace2-11ef-92c5-85d8a8f7d550.jpg.webp

What a forehead.

wullie
28-11-2024, 07:21 AM
His entire face is in the southern hemisphere.

Jimmy Floyd
28-11-2024, 08:03 AM
I umpired with a guy last year who was like that and I'll be honest, I couldn't take him seriously all day.

'Did the batsmen cross there?'
'Dunno mate, your face is on your chin'

Waffdon
29-11-2024, 04:09 PM
Trump in the first 4 frames earlier today was so close to utter perfection. Genuinely should have had 4 centuries in a row

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 01:26 PM
Been a good tournament overall, nice to see Michael Holt doing alright, seems a decent bloke.

Waffdon
30-11-2024, 02:44 PM
Think Wilson wins this match. He seems to have trumps number this year

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 04:20 PM
Think Wilson wins this match. He seems to have trumps number this year

Quality jinxing

Waffdon
30-11-2024, 04:32 PM
Worked a treat. Pretty shite match though

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 04:43 PM
Agreed.

Kikó
30-11-2024, 07:16 PM
45 year old v 38 year old. Snooker probably has fifteen years left before it's dead.

niko_cee
30-11-2024, 07:25 PM
It's such a weird sport/game though. I was somewhat amazed to see the other day that Barry Hawkins has 4 ranking tournament wins in his 28 year pro career. For someone who seems to have been fairly consistently in the top 16 for ages that seems like a low number. He's 11th all time for matches won apparently. Must be weird just grinding away forever without ever really having any sort of moment in the sun when you are in the top whatever in the world at something. I suppose golf is similar.

AJ23
30-11-2024, 07:48 PM
It's difficult to get excited by a guy who's name is Barry Hawkins. It's the sort of name of someone who hires out bouncy castles.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 07:51 PM
Finally some PROPER snooker

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 07:54 PM
It's such a weird sport/game though. I was somewhat amazed to see the other day that Barry Hawkins has 4 ranking tournament wins in his 28 year pro career. For someone who seems to have been fairly consistently in the top 16 for ages that seems like a low number. He's 11th all time for matches won apparently. Must be weird just grinding away forever without ever really having any sort of moment in the sun when you are in the top whatever in the world at something. I suppose golf is similar.

Aye, you'd think they'd be shared around a bit more, but I spose if you get seasons where trump or whoever win 7 there's hardly any left for the rest.

It's what made moments like Milkins winning whatever it was he won a few years ago extra special.

Jimmy Floyd
30-11-2024, 07:54 PM
It's still living off the long tail of when there was a sweet spot between working class social games culture and mass market colour TV in the 70s and 80s. Obviously you can now watch Disney+ or Barcelona on your colour TV, and as for working class social games culture, that seems to have been taken over by darts which can be played in a smaller space with cheaper equipment and doesn't take as long.

It remains a remarkably pleasing televisual experience. The sound, the look, everything is a wonderful aesthetic. That's about all it has left going for it. Has already proven to be a great survivor so I wouldn't write it off, but it might become principally Chinese. I think it suits Chinese civilisation well. Patience, discipline and staying in it for the long haul.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 07:55 PM
Also Hawkins hitting the blue there doesn't fill me with much confidence for him making it number 5

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 08:05 PM
It's still living off the long tail of when there was a sweet spot between working class social games culture and mass market colour TV in the 70s and 80s. Obviously you can now watch Disney+ or Barcelona on your colour TV, and as for working class social games culture, that seems to have been taken over by darts which can be played in a smaller space with cheaper equipment and doesn't take as long.

It remains a remarkably pleasing televisual experience. The sound, the look, everything is a wonderful aesthetic. That's about all it has left going for it. Has already proven to be a great survivor so I wouldn't write it off, but it might become principally Chinese.

Yeah it's probably my second favourite spectator sport after, very specifically, the final day of a golf major.

I really dunno what will happen to the sport over the next ten-fifteen years - it feels like it's absolutely on its arse at #grassroots level, there's one place in Rugby I can play, upstairs at the pool place, and I'm convinced they only bother persisting with snooker tables because it's literally where world top 16 player Chris Wakelin practises.

In terms of the professional level, I have a slightly batshit prediction that we'll still get a decent contingent of young British players coming through in the next generation or so, but they'll all be from posh or more likely nouveau riche type families - builders and plumbers done good, who just happen to whack a full sized snooker table in their house.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 09:00 PM
Great third frame from bawkins, got the better of a safety exchange and cleared up nicely. This is my favourite kind of snooker, some decent little breaks, some good safety play, but certainly not mechanically putting everything away at will. A heathen would describe that as "bad potting", but there's more nuance than that. Inconsistent breaks, some potting, and yes, some missing.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 10:32 PM
Average frame length creeps above 30 minutes :drool:

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 10:33 PM
Also snooker crowds are really bad at knowing when to clap

Waffdon
30-11-2024, 10:36 PM
Allen is a right eye sore

niko_cee
30-11-2024, 10:38 PM
This is brutal viewing.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 10:40 PM
Allen is a right eye sore

I dunno, I think he's quite handsome now he's not a gigantic fat cunt

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 10:42 PM
I saw him pacing quickly across a road with his manager/minder/fluffer, cue case in hand, when I was holidaying in Belfast. I was all of a flutter.

igor_balis
30-11-2024, 10:46 PM
Also, to get all amateur psychologist, watching people like Hawkins, Gary Wilson, Dave Gilbert and other perennial top 16/ top 32 type players who never win fuck all, I do think it's mostly psychological. Even when they go on a decent tournament run, I just don't believe them. Guy on eurosport was saying how Mark Allen described Hawkins as "solid" and basically good at every aspect of snooker, and yet as soon as he goes 4-2 down in this, against a fairly underwhelming Allen it's like yeah, obviously. Cus you're a fucking loser mate.

niko_cee
30-11-2024, 11:24 PM
Consider yourself swooped.

Waffdon
30-11-2024, 11:34 PM
This standard has been hilarious. Semi final of a triple crown as well.

Trump should wipe the floor with either but you wouldn’t be shocked if Allen ‘Selby’s’ him if he gets through

Jimmy Floyd
01-12-2024, 12:40 AM
Also snooker crowds are really bad at knowing when to clap

Used to be better before they were all listening to commentary on earpieces. Genuinely should be taken away.

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 01:00 AM
that final frame summed up the whole game. At least the final shouldn’t be a dull affair

AJ23
01-12-2024, 01:01 AM
Lefties running the show.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 01:03 AM
Delighted to be wrong, as I love an underdog winner. Trump has been inconsistent as well, but I still reckon he'll probably batter Hawkins. The late finish here won't help. Plus while it's easy to write off my chatting bollocks about Hawkins being a LOSER, I think it's more of a thing tomorrow, seeing as the cunt has lost a few major finals before.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 01:04 AM
Lefties running the show.

Sounds like an Ali Carter tweet

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 01:05 AM
Yeah trump got battered in the Irish final the other week.

Should piss it though

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 01:10 AM
Used to be better before they were all listening to commentary on earpieces. Genuinely should be taken away.

I absolutely hate it, especially when virgo or one of the other dickheads makes a shit joke and the audience giggle and distract the cueist.

In theory it should help really though, because when someone plays a great safety shot and accidentally pots the red and leaves himself in a shit position, the commentators should be making it clear this is not a good outcome. I spose the BBC commentators are mostly just shouting where's the cue ball going and stuff, though.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 01:11 AM
Yeah trump got battered in the Irish final the other week.

Should piss it though

Hawkins has lost two masters finals and a world championship final, and even managed to lose to mark king in some other final. Fanny.

Shindig
01-12-2024, 10:41 AM
In theory it should help really though, because when someone plays a great safety shot and accidentally pots the red and leaves himself in a shit position, the commentators should be making it clear this is not a good outcome. I spose the BBC commentators are mostly just shouting where's the cue ball going and stuff, though.

The perspective you get from watching won't match the TV overhead so the commentary helps put that in context.

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 07:29 PM
How is Shaun Murphy in commentary or in the studio for every single game? Beyond annoying

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 07:32 PM
How is Shaun Murphy in commentary or in the studio for every single game? Beyond annoying

Did you see the tweet where mark williams said he muted if he's on cus he "never shuts up" :D

Get on Eurosport if you have it.

niko_cee
01-12-2024, 07:32 PM
It's either that or Shaun Murphy winning the tournaments so which do you want?

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 07:45 PM
They have far too many current pros commentating, I'm sure they had Kyren Wilson doing some games and he's like 33.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 07:49 PM
Chelsea could probably do with a third goal before the inevitably concede. Don’t really do clean sheets

Kikó
01-12-2024, 08:04 PM
They have far too many current pros commentating, I'm sure they had Kyren Wilson doing some games and he's like 33.

What does a snooker teenager really know about the game?

Also, Shaun Murphy. How is in the studio every single game? Beyond annoying.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 08:27 PM
How is Shaun Murphy in commentary or in the studio for every single game? Beyond annoying

I can't believe you deleted the duplicate post, dickhead.

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 08:50 PM
I can't believe you deleted the duplicate post, dickhead.

:D

I was going insane wondering why that clean sheet post was being messaged on here after Danny in the other thread. Google chrome on the phone is as tragic as Trump has been here

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 08:52 PM
:D

I was going insane wondering why that clean sheet post was being messaged on here after Danny in the other thread. Google chrome on the phone is as tragic as Trump has been here

Yeah I hate it, I need to work out how to do what Ben mentioned in the other thread.

Yevrah
01-12-2024, 08:55 PM
Yeah, +1 for current pros commentating. There's something about it that sits so uncomfortably with me.

igor_balis
01-12-2024, 09:00 PM
Hawkins looking Ike he's gonna take the lead, then a crap positional shot and two ropey safety shots let's trump back in, though trump only managed 14. Huge frame, I think who wins it wins the tournament.

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 09:36 PM
Yeah, +1 for current pros commentating. There's something about it that sits so uncomfortably with me.

It’s just hard to take them seriously especially when it’s always usually middle of the pack players doing it. Murphy critiquing a guy who papped him out the same tournament is just a bit wrong

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 09:54 PM
Trump’s got nervous and Hawkins now can’t miss. Could be a decider

Boydy
01-12-2024, 10:26 PM
Fucking Trump, boring cunt.

Waffdon
01-12-2024, 10:27 PM
Fucking Trump, boring cunt.

Not on the table he isn’t, unlike 90% of the players

Hopefully he kicks on in triple crowns now rather than stat padding the ranking titles

AJ23
12-12-2024, 11:02 PM
I don't think Brecel could repeat this again if he tried 100 times.


https://youtube.com/shorts/mzeDjkAPhFE?si=lfBeWWVM7K1AwNMG

Waffdon
15-12-2024, 01:10 AM
Always nice to see Mark Allen lose. What a bottle job

Giggles
18-12-2024, 05:19 PM
1869299877978800165

Yevrah
18-12-2024, 06:19 PM
That is genuinely remarkable.

Ben
18-12-2024, 06:40 PM
What a bell end.

Yevrah
18-12-2024, 06:41 PM
In 35 years of watching the sport I’ve not remotely seen anything like that. The seethe to end all seethes.

Yevrah
18-12-2024, 06:44 PM
Watching it again I think it might be perfect. The ref trying to console the child while Selt can be heard smashing the shit out his cue. :lol:

Ben
18-12-2024, 06:53 PM
That’s the worst part for me. Young lad getting a big win on tour and Selt has made him feel a foot tall.

We all love a tantrum when we miss but acting like that during a match over a fluke is embarrassing behaviour and he needs banning. No doubt it’ll blow over after a Twitter apology.

Jimmy Floyd
18-12-2024, 08:24 PM
Kid should have been awarded frame and match. Selt also should get the banhammer.

Kid should also get a thousand ranking points for his delivery of 'Have a good Christmas'.

Waffdon
18-12-2024, 09:04 PM
Yeah, the ‘have a good Christmas’ was perfect.

Selt has always come across as a twat

Giggles
12-01-2025, 05:16 PM
Some going that from Robertson.

Boydy
12-01-2025, 09:52 PM
Why do they wank on about the venue so much these days?

Pretty sure they always do it here and at the Crucible for the World Championship.

Jimmy Floyd
13-01-2025, 09:41 AM
I always used to think it was because the rest of the (largely unseen) events are played at Rhyl or Prestatyn in front of 7 people and the referee, but these days there are loads of events in reasonable size arenas so I don't know.

Stephen Hendry did a behind the scenes video at the Crucible last year for his YouTube and other than the arena itself, it looked like a complete dump.

Waffdon
18-01-2025, 04:02 PM
147 from Murphy. God, I really hope he doesn’t win this. He has looked v good all week though.

All aboard the Trump Train and his Triple Crown

Yevrah
19-01-2025, 01:06 PM
Quite looking forward to this. 'mon Murphy!

niko_cee
19-01-2025, 01:19 PM
That swerve shot was insane.

Yevrah
19-01-2025, 01:36 PM
Ridiculous yellow into the middle there as well.

niko_cee
19-01-2025, 01:37 PM
Aye, the forehead is on fire at the moment.

niko_cee
19-01-2025, 01:41 PM
Got a bit cocky with the middle pocket there though.

Waffdon
19-01-2025, 02:05 PM
Have players always been terrible at break offs or do they deliberately leave long pots on to entice the player to go for it?

niko_cee
19-01-2025, 02:08 PM
Isn't it sort of a risk/reward thing - they can make the break completely safe but then it is likely to bog the frame into stalemate shitfest?

Yevrah
19-01-2025, 02:09 PM
They're not deliberately doing it I don't think, they're just quite hard to get safe with the element of randomness in how the pack will open when you hit it.

Jimmy Floyd
19-01-2025, 02:21 PM
I was always shit at the break off when I used to play. The theory goes that if you apply some top and right hand side (if breaking off from the right) then it should come back across into baulk, but I could never get enough purchase on and ended up either smashing into the blue or just being far too thin.

Waffdon
19-01-2025, 03:35 PM
Murphy calling out yellow ball when it couldn’t be anymore obvious it’s what he’s going for. He just loves hearing his own voice

John Arne
19-01-2025, 03:52 PM
I was always shit at the break off when I used to play. The theory goes that if you apply some top and right hand side (if breaking off from the right) then it should come back across into baulk, but I could never get enough purchase on and ended up either smashing into the blue or just being far too thin.


The break was the one thing I could always manage. Like you said, a touch of top, bit more of right hand side, and managed to get it back to baulk quite often. Unfortunately, it tended to be my best shot of the game as I struggled for a max break of 18 or so.

Ben
19-01-2025, 03:55 PM
I played a lot of billiards so the break was standard stuff for me. It all went to shit thereafter when I had to start potting.

Similarly the updated pool rules fucked me over when they started introducing shit like skill shots and deliberate fouls which totally nerfed defensive play.

Yevrah
19-01-2025, 09:36 PM
Really enjoying this and we've now hit the point where Murphy's suspect match play is going to come under serious pressure.

igor_balis
19-01-2025, 09:42 PM
I think the thing with breaks is that long-potting is just a lot better than it used to be. The alternative, of course, is to go with the Mark Williams banter break, but actually please don't.

I've vaguely warmed to Murphy recently. Well, not quite "warmed" - I think he's just authentically a weird, very Partridge kind of bloke, and he can't help it. Plus I have really enjoyed his play throughout the tournament, he is a very fun player to watch when he's on form.

Also, he looks a bit like that fat crone from The Chase. I'm gonna start calling him the governess. Also - we have a game here boys.

Yevrah
19-01-2025, 09:51 PM
Yeah, he's definitely an odd one, but I like that he speaks his mind and as you say when he's playing well it's a joy to watch.

Shindig
19-01-2025, 10:41 PM
I too have noticed the Governess comparison. They've never been in the same room.

Waffdon
23-03-2025, 09:24 PM
Trump isn’t half throwing this away. So many missed opportunities after building a decent break

Waffdon
23-03-2025, 09:40 PM
Wilson just has his number. Seems to beat him every single time

Dark Soldier
09-04-2025, 04:06 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c985555nr49o

Dott's a nonce

Gray Fox
14-04-2025, 03:54 PM
Jackson Page(?) has become the first player to ever hit two 147s in the same match.

For doing that alone he's won a potential £25k in the high break bonus(£15k) at the WC and 147 bonus (£10k). There was also a bonus of £147k on offer from Saudi for the first player to make two 147s during the Triple Crown events + Saudi Masters.

Shindig
14-04-2025, 05:27 PM
My minds eye has Jackson Page as a fresh-faced prodigy.

Not even close. (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/two-maximum-breaks-in-world-championship-qualifier-earn-jackson-page-147-000/ar-AA1CTZ2w?ocid=BingNewsSerp)

wullie
14-04-2025, 05:35 PM
I love how there are still darts and snooker players 20 years younger than me who look older than I ever will.

Yevrah
19-04-2025, 03:00 PM
World Championships started this morning. Ronnie is IN and some really not very young Men will be playing snooker ball for the next 17 days.

Gray Fox
19-04-2025, 03:36 PM
I see he's started the self doubt promo early this year. Not picked up a cue in nearly 5 months before the start of this one.

Hendry reckons Zhao Xintong is the one to watch.

Gray Fox
19-04-2025, 09:53 PM
Crucible Curse eyeing up another victim here.

Pleb
19-04-2025, 10:06 PM
:cool:

Waffdon
19-04-2025, 10:46 PM
That should be judd trump sailing through to a second win now his nemesis is out

Gray Fox
19-04-2025, 11:48 PM
That should be judd trump sailing through to a second win now his nemesis is out

Yeah unless we get vintage Ronnie over the next couple weeks, I cant see anyone stopping Judd Trump apart from himself.

Dan
20-04-2025, 04:47 PM
This Mark Williams/Wu Yize match has been good.

Yize has lots of flashes but needs to clean everything up a bit to be a real threat. Mark Williams just continues to grind & use all his experience. Still an excellent potter despite his eyes going as well.

Giggles
20-04-2025, 08:38 PM
The spectators must have fairly dumbed down. They don't seem to know a good shot now until it's confirmed on their commentary headphones.

Gray Fox
20-04-2025, 10:07 PM
Robertson just torpedoed himself out of the tournament too.

Boydy
21-04-2025, 07:31 PM
Might be a second rerack in one frame in this Higgins - O'Connor match now.

Yevrah
23-04-2025, 02:22 PM
A disgraceful three frames from Carter here.

Ben
23-04-2025, 02:30 PM
His head has gone. Good riddance.

John Arne
23-04-2025, 02:47 PM
Who on earth are Halo? Presumably not the old xbox game...

Ben
23-04-2025, 03:26 PM
This tournament is shaping up very nicely. O'Sullivan vs. Selby and Higgins vs. Williams potential quarter finals.

-james-
23-04-2025, 03:36 PM
I see Zhao Xintong is joint second favourite to win it with the bookies. Have the BBC addressed the match fixing stuff? Going to be funny seeing them tiptoe around it if he does win it.

Ben
23-04-2025, 03:45 PM
Not sure if BBC have talked about it but I don't think there's a lot of ill will there. He was one of the young ones that was naively caught up in it. The biggest shame out of it all was Yan Bingtao.

I don't see him as second favourite, mind. He's incredible on his day but this is a tournament of attrition and he's shown himself to have lapses in concentration still. I think the longer matches will be his downfall.

I would love to see Ding win it.

John Arne
24-04-2025, 06:52 AM
This tournament is shaping up very nicely. O'Sullivan vs. Selby and Higgins vs. Williams potential quarter finals.

41, 49, 49 and 50. Average age of 47.25 :drool:

-james-
24-04-2025, 08:57 PM
Murphy not doing a very good job of disguising how shit he thinks Woollaston is.

-james-
24-04-2025, 10:33 PM
This has been so shit from both of them.

Gray Fox
24-04-2025, 10:47 PM
This has become the worst kind of gritty frame. Murphy on commentary to make it even worse.

Yevrah
25-04-2025, 05:59 AM
Selby shitting out is fantastic news.

Ben
25-04-2025, 06:12 AM
Pretty impressive capitulation from Ryan Day too. 5-1 to 7-10.

Waffdon
25-04-2025, 08:06 AM
O’Sullivan has the dream route to the semis unless Si Jiahui can turn it on again

wullie
25-04-2025, 10:56 AM
Mark Allen's just hit a 147 despite appearing to get himself stuck at least twice.

Yevrah
25-04-2025, 12:27 PM
Was he potting balls cushion first?

-james-
25-04-2025, 05:59 PM
1915809766221172923

That's incredible

Dark Soldier
25-04-2025, 06:22 PM
Cannot fucking wait til Virgo retires

Shindig
25-04-2025, 06:24 PM
He's going to get that catchphrase shouted at his lowering coffin.

Boydy
25-04-2025, 06:34 PM
Is BBC 4 showing the Mark Allen 147 from earlier that Willie mentioned or is he on for another one here?

Yevrah
25-04-2025, 06:35 PM
Virgo's top notch.

Talking of which, Allen's on for another 147 here.

Boydy
25-04-2025, 06:36 PM
Seems like that was another one but he's just messed it up.

Yevrah
25-04-2025, 06:37 PM
Yeah, shame that.

Dark Soldier
25-04-2025, 07:49 PM
Virgo's top notch.

Cunt doesn't even understand angles despite his head at 90 degrees, useless

Gray Fox
25-04-2025, 07:57 PM
I think the all timer commentary duo was Taylor and Willie Thorne.

These days we have to put up with Shaun Murphy.

Dark Soldier
25-04-2025, 08:04 PM
I miss the days of being round me Grandad's as he chainsmoked all day while the voice of Clive Everton put me to sleep, Terry Griffiths taking 25 minutes to hit a 14 break.

wullie
25-04-2025, 09:03 PM
Do people at the snooker cough intentionally just so they can hear themselves back on iPlayer or is Sheffield rife with lung disease?

Gray Fox
25-04-2025, 09:38 PM
Vafaei does not look like he wants to be there at all tonight.

Jimmy Floyd
26-04-2025, 06:26 AM
Do people at the snooker cough intentionally just so they can hear themselves back on iPlayer or is Sheffield rife with lung disease?

They're all riven with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis after a hard morning's work at the steel mill.

niko_cee
26-04-2025, 08:56 AM
:cool:

The calling card of a proper old fashioned private school education.

Waffdon
27-04-2025, 08:33 PM
Judd :cool:

He’ll probably lose now

Yevrah
27-04-2025, 09:40 PM
Yeah, that was obscenely good from him. Fancied Murphy to do something in this tournament, but he was blown away in that session.

Waffdon
27-04-2025, 09:58 PM
Tomorrows evening session looking utterly pointless with both games sitting at 12-4

wullie
30-04-2025, 12:03 PM
Higgins absolutely pulled it out of the bag here, 12-8 down and then a brief interval and he's pulled it level, last frame starting now. Amazing what you can do once you've had a poo.

-james-
30-04-2025, 12:41 PM
That was a hell of a match.

niko_cee
30-04-2025, 12:41 PM
Epic match.

Waffdon
30-04-2025, 02:01 PM
Brecel doing that thing where he’s looking like a god again. Wonder if he can keep it up. Both players just keep winning in one visit

-james-
30-04-2025, 02:29 PM
The two semi finals look great. Wouldn't want to pick a winner. Whoever wins this probably.