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Spoonsky
06-01-2016, 01:40 AM
https://faces.ethz.ch/

I'm 'nice'. Friendzoned by a robot, alright.

Who is the hottest on TTH?

Toby
06-01-2016, 01:44 AM
Genuinely thought you were about to come out to us.

What kind of crap website has this sort of tool but not a built in webcam photo function?

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-01-2016, 01:47 AM
The photo I uploaded on the old board garnered an 'OK' with the correct age at 28.

A photo I took just now with a stupid grin garnered a 'Hmmm..' and an estimated age of 36.

I'm taking that as proof that I look better with a frown.

Toby
06-01-2016, 01:50 AM
I was going to play around to see if it ever actually went below "Nice", but I guess Mahow has answered that.

Front on I'm a Nice 23-year-old, but my right facing profile? Hot at 29. Now to find some robot sloots to prey on.

SvN
06-01-2016, 01:50 AM
I uploaded two photos of me from the same day taken about 3 minutes apart.

First one got "Ok" with an age of 24
The second got "Hot" with an age of 27

CJay
06-01-2016, 01:53 AM
How does that app work?

"See who is in the same club or bar"
"The community decides who can join"

:cab:

Pepe
06-01-2016, 01:55 AM
I don't have any pictures but I know I'm hot.

Lewis
06-01-2016, 01:57 AM
Two of my friend's mams have said I'm a sort recently, so I don't need robotic validation thanks.

Toby
06-01-2016, 01:57 AM
Step aside right facing profile, there's a new champ in town.

http://i.imgur.com/H5Xpzgr.png

Lewis
06-01-2016, 02:01 AM
I reckon I would be stunned seeing it as well.

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-01-2016, 02:03 AM
The guy in the background is adding to your rating.

Toby
06-01-2016, 02:04 AM
The most amusing part of it all is that it seems to be most impressed by my terrible 'beard'.

Lewis
06-01-2016, 02:06 AM
The guy in the background is adding to your rating.

He's standing right behind him.

Spoonsky
06-01-2016, 02:08 AM
:D (at Lewis' initial joke for the record)

http://i.imgur.com/HPlnSos.png

Note to self, lay off the drink.

7om
06-01-2016, 02:17 AM
Without glasses was ok and with was hot. That's two minutes I'll never get back.

The Merse
06-01-2016, 02:25 AM
http://oi67.tinypic.com/5zl645.jpg

Outdone by Toby is a bastard, but I'll take hot and 28.

Toby
06-01-2016, 02:27 AM
More like Dylan every day.

John
06-01-2016, 02:28 AM
It's meant to be a picture of yourself, not Bellerin.

wullie
06-01-2016, 09:08 AM
I'm a hot 33-year old. Thanks internet.

Magic
06-01-2016, 09:35 AM
Step aside right facing profile, there's a new champ in town.

http://i.imgur.com/H5Xpzgr.png

The size of the square in relation to your head. :D

Giggles
06-01-2016, 09:39 AM
You should all just join Grinder.

Magic
06-01-2016, 09:42 AM
I've tried a couple but can't get past 'Nice' and 22 years old.

mugbull
06-01-2016, 09:43 AM
A frontal of Marlon Harewood garnered a "Hmm", so it seems pretty legit at first glance

Toby
06-01-2016, 01:42 PM
The size of the square in relation to your head. :D

It's a better fit than Spoon's, you pleb.

Magic
06-01-2016, 01:44 PM
http://oi67.tinypic.com/5zl645.jpg

Outdone by Toby is a bastard, but I'll take hot and 28.

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/67714/the_flash_67714.jpg

leedsrevolution
06-01-2016, 02:33 PM
I got 29 M Hmmmm. In fact I can't get past ok in 4 attempts 3 of them being hmm. So it's pretty accurate.

Edit: Infact it's saying I'm a female every attempt. Fuck sake

igor_balis
06-01-2016, 02:38 PM
Know the feeling, reminds me of when a celebrity lookalike app gave me this a couple of years ago:

http://s1.postimg.org/dog0kdm1b/image.jpg

I can see it.

Boydy
06-01-2016, 02:40 PM
More like a young Alan Partridge.

Toby
06-01-2016, 02:42 PM
My first thought was Tubes from Soccer AM. Upon searching Google, I was almost comforted to discover how bad my memory of him was.

Magic
06-01-2016, 02:44 PM
Now I've got him on FB him and LR look quite alike.

leedsrevolution
06-01-2016, 02:47 PM
I think someone from here tried to add me but I didn't know who it was.

igor_balis
06-01-2016, 02:47 PM
People have been calling me Tubes for years. Tom Chaplin from Keane as well.


I think someone from here tried to add me but I didn't know who it was.

:sherlock:

Magic
06-01-2016, 02:49 PM
Fucking hell that's what we called LR when he first signed up.

Are you guys related?

leedsrevolution
06-01-2016, 02:49 PM
Ah I declined you. Re send and it's all right.

leedsrevolution
06-01-2016, 02:50 PM
Yeah people call me tubes and singer from Keane. Various other things as well mind you.

Mazuuurk
06-01-2016, 02:53 PM
Damn, I got the worst one. At least it thinks I'm younger than I am.

http://snag.gy/X9H9Q.jpg

igor_balis
06-01-2016, 02:53 PM
You look a bit like Luke 'Lukey' Moore off the Football Ramble.

Magic
06-01-2016, 02:56 PM
Growing facial hair to compensate for a decimated hairline. :cool:

Boydy
06-01-2016, 03:02 PM
Maz looks like a proper viking.

Mazuuurk
06-01-2016, 03:08 PM
Growing facial hair to compensate for a decimated hairline. :cool:

The hair is probably off with in max a year or two anyway, so I gotta have something, right?

Sir Andy Mahowry
06-01-2016, 03:52 PM
Dye it ginger and go full on Kristofer Hivju.

One of the greatest modern day Scandinavians around.

igor_balis
06-01-2016, 05:15 PM
My mate just suggested another lookalike for me:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/12498821_10153382641775735_1130168218_n.jpg?oh=c59 365f21cd138f8dd63c81afc8b0fcd&oe=56904831

:(

Boydy
06-01-2016, 05:15 PM
:D

Magic
06-01-2016, 05:21 PM
Reddit just suggested another lookalike for me:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/12498821_10153382641775735_1130168218_n.jpg?oh=c59 365f21cd138f8dd63c81afc8b0fcd&oe=56904831

:(

:(

igor_balis
06-01-2016, 05:23 PM
:(

Mazuuurk
06-01-2016, 05:57 PM
:)

leedsrevolution
06-01-2016, 06:02 PM
My mate just suggested another lookalike for me:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t34.0-12/12498821_10153382641775735_1130168218_n.jpg?oh=c59 365f21cd138f8dd63c81afc8b0fcd&oe=56904831

:(

Why you uploading pics of me?

Magic
06-01-2016, 06:16 PM
Lol ehhr merr gerd

Manc
06-01-2016, 06:41 PM
Hot 28 year old. Wit woo. The Mrs got 23 (lol) and nice.

SvN
07-01-2016, 12:24 AM
https://i.imgur.com/SEcYy1i.jpg