Festive WDYTOE

[ScousePig]

Read about the Vikings like I'm doing at the minute. Heroes.

I'm teaching the kids about Anglo-Saxons this term, and Vikings next. I love topic :cool:

Though I was disappointed to see Jorvik Viking Centre under water, as I was planning a trip.

[The Merse]

What?

Found the me and the ex on there, so you can imagine his smug (though not at all cruel) jibes. He does well off a few light clues I'll give him that.

[Magic]

We're a fucking good bunch. Luca also PMd me when I had no idea where my wife was.

Waff drunk FBd me the other day telling me it's all worth it. :D

I'm ashamed to say it cheered me up.

[The Merse]

I sent him a :lol: PM when he was about to sign his house over, and something (I can't remember) led me to find him on Facebook and reassure him that THAT SLAG had left him for a twat. I basically saved his life that night.

Basically. :thbgrin:

[Bartholomert]

Wait did Magic and his wife really break up?

[phonics]

Alex - Someone who is so in tune with what I think that not only will I look out for their posts but naturally agree and use his opinion as reference to other people like he's my Anthony Fantano or whatever
Amigo- Never got the hype. I assume he was active when I was gone as he's been a poor mans Pepe for my existence on the board.
Andy - Solid. He's the Aleksandr Hleb of the forum, he does his job with a level of skill and breadth that makes you want to tell everyone he's the best but you worry he'd be found out at a higher level. Supports Southampton who has always been one of my favourites due to their refusal to go down and constantly beating United at The Dell when I got into football.
Angelsaint- Reminds me of Uni where the arseholes used to encourage the slow kid to speak up just so they could make fun of him outside of class.
Bam - lol
Baz - Far too many people have given me credit for saving this place when it was The Akehurst family all along. Baz pays out of his pocket for this place every month and doesn't give one iota of a fuck. To the point where he sent staff members plans of action, possible steps and at all instances actively discouraging the ones that would save him money but would risk the forum. A genuinely Good Egg.
Benny- I'd like to think we'd be two banteriffic lads down the pub for 'the footie' but outside of that never interact. I mean that in the sense that I know a lot about Benny but know nothing of him. That sounds super hippy. He's a top, top, bloke.
Boydy - My complete and utter frustration with him carries on. The guy is clearly smart enough to do a wide amount of things but seems to be waiting for 'The One' job to achieve anything in life, which is why I got so frustrated with him taking that terrrible admin job we all knew he'd hate the moment he mentioned it. What Boydy has either chosen/ignored the possibility to do is what Black people call 'accessing White Privilege'. As he refuses to have a passion for something that isn't the Potato Famine of 1532 or whatever, he isn't accessing the kind of people that would give a shit that he's smart enough to get into Cambridge and get a passing grade. That's more than 90% of Shoreditch can say and he doesn't come across as Cameron 2.0 so I'm sure the guy could find a place somewhere.
Byron - Nice bloke
Charlie - Used to be a twat. Less of a twat but he's also around less.
Chrissy - Has made me laugh a few times.
CJay - Irish. Makes me think of a lad I went to Uni with from Cork for no reason.
Cord - Is the modern day Wullie if the previous Wullie had the posting rate of the modern day Wullie.
Dark Soldier - From a time before me. We seemed to be getting along better recently
Davgooner - Absolute ledge. Not just for his ties to The Arsenal either, every post seems to contain alot depsite never being longer than a sentence.
DC - Glad to have you back
Dino - Wrong threads
Disco - Come back
Dquincy - Seems genuinely delighted by the world like some sort of typing ape. Invented the peddlestool.


That's me done for the night. I just wanted to slag off Boydy really.

[Boydy]

Meanie. :(

[phonics]

Meanie. :(

Lewis is tomorrow. I hope you understand where I'm coming from on that.

[Boydy]

It's nice in a way, I guess. I honestly don't know what the wide selection of things I could do are though. Look at you, you've got actual tangible skills and you're struggling to find a job using them. We're just fucked as a generation.

[phonics]

It's nice in a way, I guess. I honestly don't know what the wide selection of things I could do are though. Look at you, you've got actual tangible skills and you're struggling to find a job using them. We're just fucked as a generation.

Or I've got a very specific set of skills in a niche market in a city of 300,000 with a 5% unemployment rate. It's how you sell it. You've got a History / English based diploma, no? It's literally the most general of all diplomas from one of the most famous Universities in the world. As long as you aren't applying to a job with a specific toolset needed, you go straight to the top of the pile and you have to fake sell it from there. Look at Lee, we all know he's nowhere near as stable as his colleagues think he is but he'll boss a meeting because he has to to survive. You need 1) The confidence and 2) Being given the opportunity to succeed at something. From there on in, you'd destroy it. You'd be our next Kiko.

edit: Sorry I'm being a cunt. Who am I to judge. You're lovely.

[Lewis]

I'll bust your anorexic face.

[Chrissy]

7om - ............... (well you say nothing of note anymore so fucked if I am giving you fuel for the fire)
AE - Seems happy in life. It'll all turn to shit soon lad.
Alan Shearer 2nd - Your team's fucked. Haha haha haha. Alright for a mackem.
Alex - Just enough. You know exactly what I mean.
Angelsaint - Why is this cunt lauded as the past-messiah? Some severe arselicking goes on around him on here. If this was a high school he'd be the broken legged quarterback on the sidelines. Away and take a fuck to yourself wee baws.
Bam - Is he alive?
Baz - He has siblings. He is the adopted one.
Benny - Solid postage. Never shits the bed online and knows where to draw the line. Stays in London though I think, so he's no doubt secretly depressed about something.
Boydy - My favourite Irish poster on here. He throws out an opinion like a verbal hand grenade then bayonettes the fuck out of opposite views. Bet he'd get punched first in a pub fight just by sneering.
Byron - Was a proper good cunt on the old forum. Still true to form on here. Sorry if my crap annoys you at times. I'm full of shit.
Charlie - Bolton are fucked. Hahahahahaha. No but seriously, Taiwan stories of neighbourhood arguments etc kept me sane. Seems to lead a fatastically weird life. Envy you dude.
Cord - It's all going to shit isn't it. Good.
Dark Soldier - Should be renamed Light Soldier. Hardly see a post anymore. Used to really enjoy his barbs as well
Davgooner - Bought my kid an Arsenal strip recently. If he grows up to have half the internet postage as you, then his step dad will be in the jail.
elth Doe a deer a female deer.......... There is 80 year old women working in my local Tesco's that put in more of a shift than he does on here. Has the harsh winter claimed him?
Foe Foe a de..... matter of time before he starts chewing on steroids and strangles a badger. All this excercise and no gash (copyright Taz) cannot be healthy.
Giggles - Well done on making me look levelled and sane. Fuck me you go off at the deep end some times.
Gray Fox - Scouse ramblings. Makes me ashamed my son worships that mob
GS - Makes me proud to be a Republican. I love the Queen as well. Seems to engage in alot less silly arguments with Henry on here. Not noticed one yet.
Hammer - Something deeply worrying about this fucker. I'm not saying he's done something but it's on the cards. Hmmmmm.
Henry - Makes me proud to be a Unionist. I voted for independence as well. Seems to engage in alot less silly arguments with GS and Harold on here. Not noticed one yet.
Ian - Underneath that nice leveled persona is a git that burns dogs tails. Watching you.
igor_balis - Lovely chat, never a bore. SOunds like someone I'd chat to at a houseparty and share addictions.
ItalAussie - One of the foundations of the fucking old board. Solid.
Jeet - If I had not stopped drinking when I was 13 and moved on to sniffing glue and wanking myself to sleep each night, i'd imagine id have around 10% of the self loathing he has when he thinks of what next to post. Some of the outright pish spouted makes me cringe.
Jimmy Floyd - Pretty much read his view on things and being a whimsical bugger decide that seeing as he is a good guy that's maybe what I should be thinking. Solid chat on here and manages never to be a dick. Well in dude.
John - I feel like John is the burd at school i'm never going to impress or shag. I 'm going to stop trying and take your advice and just chill the fuck out by posting my own thoughts from now on instead shit lines. Seething like fuck still.
Kiko - Knows alot about football. Knows fuck all about life. Marriage. You silly cunt.
leedsrevolution - Don't know who he is. Can't remember him at all from either this board or the old one. Nope, total blank. Oh and washed up SINGER, it's washed up comic you fucker and I can hold down a woman, weigh 17 stones, you try getting up from under that you cun....... I mean, didn't even read his WDYTOE entry at all. Seething.
Lewis - Is on here enough to start drawing a wage from the place.
Luca - I have something about videos in my mind but then its gone. Could have stayed there with more direct marketing and sales. Nope, can't mind a thing. Good luck on whatever it is you are doing.
Magic - Fucking hell lad. Don't know what to say really. I write material about breakdowns but if ever I had a muse for likefucks then it would be your contribution to the relationship thread. Don't know if I am crying with laughter, sadness or hope that your life gets better. You seem to have hit a malaise with adulthood which has increased with your internet usage. Chat less to us all and spend more time with your missus mate, I mean that. Hope shit works out. If not keep posting, I need the inspiration to fail more. Post less pictures and videos though. You are disturbed with that shite.
Mahow - We all know you did chat to that cam whore. You dirty bastard. Seriously though, good chat on here and manages to give threads some weight in the floundering seas of shite chat.
Mert - Back a day and already boring the fuck out of me and I only visit occasionally. It seems almost cliched to have a go but he really is a tiresome arrogant wee cunt.
Mike - Meh. Just meh. If bland could be personified in flesh and given a username and password. May as well be called Dave.
mokbull - Fucking stalwart of this place. Even if he gets a bit pissed off at times.
Multi - Aye awright.
Nick - Again don't see him much? We tweet occasionally. Fuck me, that was more homoerotic than a gay Swan. I'll go punch myself til I feel right.
Panda Bear - Meh
Pen -Nice bloke. Well in. Normally posts good things.
Pepe - Posts and is actually decent chat. Well done lad.
phonics - Really like reading his posts. He also seems on point with regards to the forum. Thanks for saving this place, I think.
P_3 - Was good at cheating at the FM challenges of yesteryear. I cheated better than him once though and beat him on goal difference. Yeah you fucking know I did bitch.
Reg - Pervert. You know what you did.
Samadini - Seems on point. Decent posts.
ScousePig - It's actually all about you and what you think, this whole place? Fucking mind blowing eh. :) ......... Alright bloke but a bit of an angry chap at times.
Shindig - I like him, seems on point. Probably can't think of a more scathing remark.
SincereTheRebel - rebelling against the threads he posts on. Argue's like fuck about football. I lurk and avoid. Keep up the good work, you opinionated cunt.
Spoonsky - You know some of these cunts are grooming you right? We are all accessories after the fact. Just don't respond to Reg's pm's and you'll be ok. Dirty cunt that he is.
SvN - Is he not supporting the less successful side of Manchester? LVG Still at Man Utd? Good guy. Decent poster.
The Bruce Another of the "Is he real?" Is he alive" brigade. If he is on the new board it's only to moan about how shite it is.
TimmSmiff - Mr Happy. Fuck me, if you had had half the shit Magic deals with in his head, this would be a much more respectful and revered entry. Life is for living dude, don't let shit get you down.
Toby - I like Toby. I think some of you try way too hard to noise him up. Mon The Tobes!
Vim - Juve loving tosser. Loved his FM. Good chat. Again don;t see much of him.
Waffdon - Gives Dundee hope that it can develop a culture, much the same way a potato under a bed grows roots striving for nutrition. Liked his posts on the old forum. He seems to populate one or two other forums I frequent as well. Which says more for my depression than any Doctor's assessment ever could. These are the years of your life you LIVE. Get out your tits smashed more and be flaps deep in the 'gash' Foe won't get. Then post and tell us about it. I need something to stimulate me.
Wullie - He's a fellow prick from Jockland so he's no doubt a great guy,
Yevrah - Pretty sound dude. He strikes me as someone that is alot smarter than me and can out banter/out think me using only vowels. I try not to post anything that will fuck him off.

I'm hardly ever on here, I just lurk. So what iv'e posted counts for fuck all. I'd state most folk possibly don't even know who the fuck I am. Which is as it should be. I post little as I have fuck all worth saying. Alot of the time I go to post something then think - "Nah you are talking shite". So for all the above is a load of turdswamp, i'd like to state youv'e all been saved from alot worse.

Now someone post something of quality to erase this pathetic entry.

[Spoonsky]

Spoonsky Confession: I envy Spoonsky something rotten. He is lucky enough to have educated and curious parents who have broadened his horizons at an early age with plentiful travel and access to arts. He comes across as extraordinarily confident fpr somebody of his age and I have no doubt that he'll be hugely succesful in life. Perhaps not in terms of career or money, but that's just fluff around the edges anyway. He'll do something interesting and be fulfilled. I see something of myself in him and I think it's great that he has had the start he has in life.


:thbup:

That is interesting since (I think I said this before) of all the people on here with their lives sorted out yours seems the least depressing to me. Are kids still on the table for you?

[Pavel]

You're all mad...but it is interesting to see how everyone has grown up over the years.

[Lee]

:thbup:

That is interesting since (I think I said this before) of all the people on here with their lives sorted out yours seems the least depressing to me. Are kids still on the table for you?

No. Neither of us want them. I guess that could change but I don't think that's likely.

[Dquincy]

Dquincy - Seems genuinely delighted by the world like some sort of typing ape. Invented the peddlestool.


Glad someone still remembers that. :D On the old board someone changed my sig or avatar wording to that phrase.

Typing ape is a bit racist tho.

[simon]

The last two pages have been wonderful to read, lads. :)

[leedsrevolution]

To be fair to Mokkers he's played a blinder opening this thread.

[Charlie]

No he hasn't. Loads of cunts have done WDYTOE threads, so it's nothing special. This one has hardly had any entries as well.

[Toby]

He's also late to the party with the altered format, the cocky little bastard.

[Giggles]

He's also late to the party with the altered format, the cocky little bastard.

Imagine what he'll be like when he finds hair on his balls as well as his armpits.

[Charlie]

Charlie: Remind me what is so great about Taiwan that you are there and not here? I would say the food, but, well.


It's not the food, which is actually pretty terrible. It's brown, wet and salty as standard.

I have a pretty great job that pays too much for what I actually do. Standard of living is high and relatively cheap, and I've got opportunities over there that I don't currently have in the UK. It's actually quite good at times living in a country with completely incompetent police. Anything can be sorted out by paying a bit of money, and I can do what I want with little fear of any punishment.

That and of course preying on girls who are so weak and submissive that they can't look after themselves. I've noticed that it's very easy to manipulate them and get what I want with ease.

[Lewis]

Weren't you being forced to marry one the other week?

[Pepe]

Jimmy was right then.

[mugbull]

No he hasn't. Loads of cunts have done WDYTOE threads, so it's nothing special. This one has hardly had any entries as well.

8/10 seethe, would seethe again

[Giggles]

Yeah, it's really broke him.

http://thedugout.tv/community/showpost.php?p=4433066&postcount=16282

[Smiffy]

.....

[Disco]

I never left phonics, I just got really baked and sat in the corner for a while.

[Waffdon]

We're a fucking good bunch. Luca also PMd me when I had no idea where my wife was.

Waff drunk FBd me the other day telling me it's all worth it. :D

I'm ashamed to say it cheered me up.

I what? :D

The quote?

[Magic]

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[Waffdon]

Oh my. Hahahahaha

[Giggles]

Fucking hell :D

TTH love right there.

[Waffdon]

"Don't"

[Manc]

Not a single word.

[Waffdon]

I sound like your Old man. Christ.

See you in a few x

[Lewis]

Magic is re-living his youth through Waffelz. Baww. Twat.

[Waffdon]

We can share a pint of milk and a wispa anytime, Lew.

[Baz]

AE ― Should post more, I’m sure a lot of us would like to hear about his life.

Alan Shearer 2nd ― Talks a lot of sense in the Driving thread but I don’t notice him anywhere else.

Alex ― Doesn’t post as much as he used to, which is a shame because he used to be my favourite poster. Especially outstanding in the Hip-Hop thread.

Alex Ferguson ― TTH’s Suge Knight. Thinks he’s the big daddy of hip-hop just because he’s made some beats.

Angelsaint ― People say his English has improved but I’ve no idea what he’s saying most of the time. Will always have respect for him, as a fellow ban survivor though.

Baz ― Yo it’s me, it’s me, it’s B. A. Z.

Bernanke ― Good poster. Never really noticed him before but he’s definitely “top tier,” if we go by mokbull’s method.

Boydy ― Seems a bit fed up a lot of the time, but he’s alright. Used to chat to him a lot on MSN in the good old days, and he doesn’t seem any different to then, really. Good lad, but can sometimes come across a bit grouty.

Browning ― Used to just be the Pokémon guy but is definitely a lot more these days, and contributes well.

Byron ― He’s good, Byron. Does well to share plenty about his life, without it seeming over-familiar.

Charlie ― All he seems to do is disappear and then pop up once every two months or so to moan about something, yet tell us all how well paid his job is.

Chrissy ― I never really used to like him, but he’s alright when he’s not casting a gloomy shadow over threads. Good poster in the FM threads, both here and elsewhere, which is what brought us all here really, isn’t it.

CJay ― Not feeling the username change but still as good as ever. I enjoy reading about how his crappy Irish team is getting on. We need Taz back to give him someone to talk to who actually knows what’s been going on though.

Cord ― I hardly ever see him post, and sometimes I mix him up with Ian and Disco, but they’re all top anyway.

Dark Soldier ― Genuinely surprised he’s still about, but glad he is. Always a good bet for a film suggestion, and generally and all-round good poster.

Davgooner ― Top dog. If TTH was a pub, Dav would get final say on who’s allowed to stay behind for a lock-in.

DC ― The only TTHer I’ve met in RL – once on purpose and once purely by chance – and it wasn’t weird. I think we’ve both always expected we’d meet one day, which helped. Seems top, anyway.

Demerit ― Was glad of his presence when I was looking into buying a house, thanks.

Dino ― Has never been spotted outside the Betting thread.

Disco ― Will one day be the chairman of this place, because he’s an absolute legend.

Dquincy ― Just a nice bloke, really. Once met someone who’s family called him “Nice Billy,” who I imagine is what Dquincy is like in RL.

Foe ― Ought to post more, like he used to. Proper sound.

Giggles ― I really like him. Seems ever-present despite being a man with a van, and often offers a very amusing perspective on things, although it may be construed as cynicism. I really enjoy his posts though; very witty.

Gray Fox ― We’ve probably crossed paths in past, because I think we live quite close to eachother, or at least used to. Wouldn’t be the worst person to be recognised by, I guess, because he’s always been alright on here.

GS ― Post more, you mug. One of the best posts on here when he can be arsed.

Hammer ― Overshares sometimes, but he’s pretty honest that it’s cathartic for him, so I won’t moan. I don’t get involved in the stories about his love life and weird gatherings he attends. Way too keen for TTH Meets too; I’m surprised everyone returned from the last one, although maybe that explains Rushie’s absence.

Harold Flair ― #unbanhaz Nobody should be banned for any longer than two weeks. It’s ridiculous now.

Henry ― Thankfully he’s rarely about, because he’s a horrible person who I have zero time for.

Ian ― TTH has made Ian an legend. No matter if he goes on to commit several murders in RL, he’ll always be regarded as one of the elites on here.

igor_balis ― Up there with the best, definitely a contender for the best too. Just seems funny, and not really arsed about anything. A good way to be, so hopefully he’s actually like that in RL too.

ItalAussie ― Annie Rorem, innit.

Jeet ― I like him. Seems honest and never said anything bad about anyone, despite facing some stick over his time here. I enjoyed reading about his foray into the dating game, no matter how shortlived it was.

Jimmy Floyd ― TTH would sorely miss Jimmy Floyd if he ever stopped posting, because he’s a great contributor. Sometimes I think he’s a bit too respected on here, as if we’re not allowed to say a bad word about him, although he’s hardly done anything to warrant it anyway. Consistently been great, KUTGW.

John ― Used to be a knob, and was the reason I got permanently banned from TD, but he seems alright now. Mostly just posts about FM and keeps to himself, really.

John Arne ― Seems content, and I’m glad he’s on here.

Kiko ― Sometimes comes across like this could be his theme tune (https://youtu.be/K-gfojHWQww?t=641), especially when discussing anything United, but the majority of the time he’s an excellent poster and the place is a better read because of him.

Lee ― Posts a lot about his life – and Jimmy Floyd had the cheek to say that’s all I do – but it’s interesting to read about. Maybe more people should follow suit, it helps you to get to know people beyond their username and views on whatever they limit their posts to be about. I bet Lauren’s dead fit and all.

leedsrevolution ― Posts a lot and doesn’t really offer anything that anybody else doesn’t, but I like him. Seems to think he knows a lot about me though, which I don’t understand.

Lewis ― Top dog. Although, ironically, his dog is one of the worst I’ve ever seen, and I’ve never been a fan of them anyway. Honestly went off him a bit after seeing the dog pics, and that cushion it sits on. I bet his house stinks because of it. Luckily it doesn’t affect his posting skills, because that’s where Lewis has, and always will, excelled. Never stop posting, mate.

Luca ― Hero-worshipped on this place, which is a bit over the top sometimes, but he seems like he’d go out of his way to help you if he could.

Magic ― Someone suggested earlier in the thread that he might have dethroned King Lew had we done some Christmas awards, and I would have definitely had him on my ballot paper. Lewis owes GS for that. Anyway, Magic ― he’s great. Perfect balance between funny posts, disgusting descriptions, videos not for the faint hearted and hating his missus. Four of my favourite things in life, all represented in the form of one bitter jock on an internet forum, what a time to be alive indeed!

Mahow ― I never really noticed him, despite his epic postcount, and now he seems to be getting bored of us so posts less and as a result I notice him even less. I don’t like how he was so willing to share stories about his life at one point, only to shit the bed and do a complete u-turn. Stick to your guns, mate. People were genuinely interested in it, but you got all offended at some of the jokes and took your ball home. Has a history of it too – we never did find out if the girl from college liked her Sonic The Hedgehog single-bedspread he bought her for Christmas.

Manc ― Was he on TD? I can’t pinpoint him. Also called himself Manc and proper bums the [good] Reds. Sean would be turning in his grave, if it wasn’t for the United paraphernalia taking up any space in his coffin.

Mellberg ― His posting almost coming to a halt has worryingly coincided with Aston Villa’s rapid decline. It’s probably hard to type with slit wrists.

Mert ― Has he only just signed up, hence his exclusion from the list? I’ve added him to mine anyway, just to say he’s great. Will probably bore us all to death if Harold’s ever allowed back, but for the time being I’m glad he’s posting again.

Mike ― Has never posted a single post in a WDYTOE thread, nevermind done a list, so doesn’t deserve a comment. Ner ner.

mokbull ― Acts Billy Big Bollocks on here but is probably a loser.

Multi ― Used to be one of the best, so should get back to posting more. Nevermind saving lives and slaying bishes, commit more of your time to TTH.

niko_cee ― Absolute belter. I literally couldn’t tell you anything about him that I’d be confident being 100% correct though, because he does an excellent job at keeping himself a bit of a mystery, plus he seems to have an interest in absolutely everything. A good poster to have around, that’s for sure.

Pepe ― I like him. Doesn’t really offer much more than one-line quips to knock someone down a peg, but it’s just what TTH needs sometimes.

phonics ― Gives me a lot of credit in regards to this place but he did all the hard work, so nice one for that. Good poster too, because he never really half-arses it. If he’s going to post about something, it’s usually because he’s actually interested in it, and not just doing it to join in like some people seem to.

P_3 ― Deserves a celebrity blowjob of his choice for the weekend football threads. Improves this place no end, and I’m sure a lot of people are grateful.

randomlegend ― Annoyingly every time someone shortens his username, I read is as real life and get confused.

Raoul Duke ― Similarly to Kiko, you feel like you can’t quite hear him because his horse is so tall, but reins that in most of the time. Reins, horse, wahey. Liquid bantz. But yeah, he’s alright most of the time. Good to have around backstage too, because he knows websites n’tha.

The Reid ― Hasn’t signed up to here; says he’s not missing it. I hope we all give him a rapturous warm welcome if he ever does, though.

Reg ― A good one. Used to do football threads didn’t he? Luckily P_3’s taken over that and probably outdone Regista too, but still deserves credit for the groundwork. Also a good poster overall, really.

Samadini ― Just seems like a nice lad. Happy-go-lucky.

ScousePig ― A bit nowty sometimes, but other than that he’s okay.

Shindig ― When he’s not hating his job (or worrying about getting laid off) he’s great. Like DS, I’m amazed he’s still around – probably even more so because he’s never been one for contributing great amounts (whereas DS has given us shedloads to occupy our time reading) but has always just sort of been there. I’m glad he continues to contribute.

SincereTheRebel ― Only posts in the Betting thread, and even then it’s very rarely. It’s like he wants to be mates with us but Taz doesn’t want him too, so he just slopes over every so often to remind us he’s still around. Shame, too, because he (and Taz) were great posters on TD.

Spoonsky ― ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SvN ― Saved the day big time when this place went tits up, but I’ve not really noticed him since.

TG09 ― Just another nice person; very similar to dquincy.

The Merse ― Seems to have spurts of posting loads for a few days and then wanders off. He’s good when he’s joining in though, so hopefully he can keep it going.

TimmSmiff ― Sometimes I feel like he tries to come across as fed up, or not caring, but Smiffy’s always been like that. He’s done a lot for TTH and it’s members so ought to be respected, and I like him as a poster. Limits himself very much these days, but that’s because people are too soon to be all ‘great, here he goes again’ when he’s no more short-tempered than anyone else, really.

Toby ― He could be one of the best posters if he wanted to be but he seems satisfied just chipping in now and then, rather than trying to lead discussions anywhere. Still good though, just could be better.

Vim ― Top. Although his Halloween costume was plain embarrassing.

Waffdon ― Who’d have thought Waffelz would become one of the best posters on here? On paper he ticked a lot of the right boxes, and is a massive football fan, so why the hell not. Go on, lad. Doing well in life too, which is always nice to hear.

Weaver ― Steps up to the plate when required re Weekend Football threads, and posts well elsewhere too. TTH is definitely better with him.

Wullie ― Still as funny as ever, but posts a lot less. Should post more.

Yevrah ― I’m sure I’m not the only one who really hopes Yev never gets bored and sods off TTH for good, because he’s a great contributor.

[Lewis]

He doesn't actually smell, although he does get a sweaty belly when he's been laying on it for ages (having to write that; fucking hell).

[Shindig]

I was funnier years ago because I was mentally ill. You will never get that Shindig back. :(

I'll settle for being a constant presence, mind.

[Charlie]

I love that Magic and Waffle love in, although I feel like I need a bit more context on what was going on with magic.

Also, I wasn't sure I went on about how well paid my job is, Baz.

[Lee]

I don't think I've ever seen you post about your earnings. You just moan, in an amusing way, about your life in Taipei. I think you and Floyd should do a travel show through the Far East. I'd watch.

[Ian]

Absolutely no need for another after 6 months but I'm a bit of a sucker for them and also extremely bored at my parents' house.

7om - Where's he gone?

Andy - One of the best of the football lot on here, seems pretty switched on and has his shit together but would probably also do a smashing job of burying a body under a patio and putting it back exactly how it was so you'd have to keep an eye on him. I'm not saying he has or ever will commit murder but I bet he'd do a bang-up job of hiding it.

Angelsaint - I've only been exposed to Saint since he joined this place. He isn't as bad (now, at least) as his reputation but he is a) a bit weird and b) occasionally completely incomprehensible.

Bamster - What's the point?

Baz - A bit weird.

Benny - The absence of Lofty seems to have broken his spirit on TTH and this has lead him to not be as funny as he used to be on here. He's still a good laugh and, obviously, well up for some #bants when doing some co-op play.

Boydy - In short, in the summer WDYTOE I said that he was a misery but I liked him anyway. He seems to be cheering up or at least seeing the humour in things more often. I approve. But he's probably hit the sweet spot now, or near enough. Don't go getting TOO happy on us.

Browning - I'm not going to see that Browning was the last poster in a thread and make a special point of reading it because he was the last poster, but nor am I going to see it was him and go "Oh fuck that."

Byron - Other than Big Sam, Apprentice and West 'Aaaaaaam I couldn't point a finger at much specifically that Byron does and yet I think I'd notice if he fucked off. Good to have about.

CJay - I interact with him directly a lot less now that Haxball and Age of Empires multiplayer with TTHers is no longer a thing. I suppose I mostly see him in football threads now where he's not one to dominate a page or thread but keeps things ticking over fairly constantly. That said, I think he and several of the Liverpool crew have become marginally more anonymous in terms of football posting now that you don't have the GS -> Taz scale to help keep things in a proper order.

Cord - When he can be arsed he's probably the poster I find to be the funniest now. His voice also isn't nearly as Samaritans Helpline as I was expecting.

Danny - This is going to be another reference to having TeamSpeak'd with TTHers while gaming, but having heard the broadness of Danny's accent I bet he has some belting conversations over in 'Murica.

Dark Soldier - Of the posters who seem to just come here out of habit rather than actually getting much out of it any more, DS is comfortably the best. Would love it if a thread appeared that got the best out of him again, whether it be something he's written (don't see that happening) or something like the PoF thread.

Davgooner - Where there are foods that you can't really compare to anything else directly, the same is sort of true of Dav's posting. There are people who do the abrupt posting/putdowns thing but they're a pale imitation. By far the sanest of the Arsenal mob.

Disco - Seems to spend more time in Gamezine elsewhere than TTH at large now but that's fine, I spend a lot of time in there as well.

Giggles - In the last one I said "I think I disagree with him basically all the time. I'm sure there must be exceptions but I can't think of any. Wouldn't be the same without him though. More furniture." I'd say that's still about right. Though in nuTTH he seems a bit more prominent and it isn't bothering me so maybe that's doing him a bit of a disservice.

GS - Stop being a gimp and post more.

Hammer - He's either going to use his peculiar activities to find out a sort of middle-ground where he and some hypotehtical partner will be happy or he'll be getting turfed out of Butlins for trying to instigate key parties.

igor_balis - Is his revealing of what a bantersaurus he is/was as a yoof a new thing or was I just not paying attention? I mean, it sounds like he and his mates are or were the sort of dickheads who I'd have thought were a pain in the arse but igor's decent on here so that's all that matters.

Jeet - I'm pretty sure he got this mixed up with his ForumWarz account a long time ago, never noticed and things he's levelling up by posting shit links.

Jimmy Floyd - His football posting has taken a minor nosedive and I'm not sure if he's actually intentionally watching shit of if that's just a Thing He's Doing but he's still the best poster on here. I reckon Jimmy and cricket is probably the best poster/subject combination on the board. Other than Magic and his home life, though for very different reasons.

John - When was the last time you even told us about one of your local psychopaths, John? Step it up, mate.

Kiko - Part of me wants to see the Glazers offer van Gaal a new deal just to see if Kiko has a megachimpoutmeltdown.

Lee - Marriage saved and Leciester destined for glory. Probably makes his posts marginally less entertaining on average but he's still one of my favourites,

Lewis - Would almost certainly have been a One Time! The Third Half Best Poster winner if we'd had awards. If all his awards are now essentially defunct the Booker T references are even better. Get dreads, Lew.

Luca - Geezer.

Magic - I really hope the only reason he spends his time on the internet indulging in such horrible shit is because it somehow convinces him things aren't so bad after all. The alternative is that he actually likes it and is one day going to get done for having sexual relations with a bus shelter.

Mahow - Ukraine-gate seems to have sent him into his shell somewhat, which is a bit of a shame. Oh, and has the giggle of a deviant on TeamSpeak.

Max Power - Leicester Crew and I'm glad they're doing well, if only for his and Lee's sake. Also part of the reason I reckon a TTH Cricket Thread meet would be good value.

Mellberg - Post more, dickhead.

Mert - It's a bit of a shame he's back.

niko_cee - With GS mostly AWOL and Taz not here I suppose he and Smiff are the main Liverpool Crew voices on the board now, though they don't have the double-act value, sadly. Checks many of the same boxes as Max, actually. Good poster in general but especially in football and cricket, talks sense, don't know anything much about either of them.

Pepe - He is devastatingly shit at computer games, though this is perhaps a reflection that he has actual things to do with his time. At his worst he's probably one of the worst on the board but he's also capable of being one of the funniest too. I suspect as time goes on he'll get settled further and further into a nothing-y middle ground.

phonics In the last one I said: " I think in my previous list I said Phonics had gone from being shit nine times out of ten to four times out of five or similar. I'd say he's continued on an upward trend in that sense but christ, when he is being a dickhead he really goes for it, doesn't he?" That's probably improved again slightly, and I'm prepared to add "but he has a heart of gold!" until at least the the next one of these given he pulled his finger out and set this up.

randomlegend - I still don't have much to add as he's generally a 'KUTGW *thumbs up*' from me, but I will add that we once heard him have to ask his mum not to hit him with a ladle. Has also played a trillion hours of Rocket League.

Raoul Duke -I previously said I was too tired to come up with a football analogy for Raoul. I've now spent about two minutes thinking since I started this entry and wishing I hadn't brought it up. I'll go for him being Everton. Sporadically excellent and going about his business the right but who's going to give a shit unless you start shaking things up at the top, other than I Everton fans? Which I suppose I am an Everton fan in this analogy. Post more, that's the point.

Reg - Quite possibly still has a football bedspread. Though it'd be one with a diagram from Zonal Marking. I like Reg but I reckon in a real-life football conversation with him my eyes would begin to glaze over and I'd go into nodding dog mode.

Samadini - Insofar as I can tell based on here and TeamSpeak chats Sama is probably the nicest bloke going. If I wanted Newcastle to do well it'd be for Sama. Has proper furniture and everything this days, the hero. I still think I'd like to spend a day just following about and see what he gets up to though. He'll get halfway through a multiplayer session before admitting he doesn't know what he's doing or that he's chosen a car so ambiguous he can't pick out his own team-mates so he must have similar moments of bemusement in his day-to-day.

ScousePig - He's a grumpy twat. On the football front I reckon a season of donning the Championship might do him good. He's a good fella. :gay:

Shindig - Given I like him a lot as a poster and find him to be very interesting in Gamezine I should probably read that site he writes for.

Spoonsky - This is probably a slightly out of date comment but Spoon is one of the more unique posters on the board now he seems a bit more comfortable with himself. Does mean he's a bit of a dick more often than he used to be but his contributions to threads are consistently good, or at least different enough to be interesting. Will probably abandon this ones he becomes successful doing whatever it is he's interested in doing.

SvN - Showed his true colours by sorting the board out when Phonics, bless him, nearly ruined Sama's year. Top man. :cool:

The Merse - Is hard work sometimes and if he's got those tattoos he was talking about then lol, but a good contributor to the board. Especially on the football front even though I barely ever agree with him that I've noticed.

TimmSmiff - I'm still not convinced he can possibly be as bitter about football matters as he is but he's a bit more sedate about it now at least rather than seeming to be constantly on the verge of going off the deep end. Seems less bonkers in general unless I'm just not going into the right threads, which I'm prepared to mark down as a good thing. Even if there's absolutely no point in engaging him in conversation when he's going off on one.,

Toby - Seems to be about more again as the year's gone on, which is good.

Waffdon - Things generally seem to be going better for him in life so he probably needs to use this to get himself the fuck out of Dundee. No idea what the fuck that whole thing with him and Magic was about but let's hope Magic isn't grooming him. Either sexually or into the new Magic Johnson.

Wullie - We need to get an MS Paint thread on the go so Wullie can show us up.

Yevrah - Now that John's mentioned it I'm kind of looking forward to England's inevitable Euros shitfest. Though in some ways Yev might end up being even better value if we somehow shit our way to a few decent results.

[Reg]

Blimey, Ian. :D Not sure how "I like Reg" follows with the next bit.

I'm not really a Zonal Marking guy, and have read that site once in about 6 months. I'm not really sure where that perception comes from (in others' eyes as well as yours).

Good list by the way.

Late reply: Thanks to Lee and Jim for the football nods, and Jim I'm 24.

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You'd do much better for yourself by just not caring about every little comment during these, Smiff.

[Waffdon]

This area is fine. It is close enough to all the major cities in Scotland and all the trains run through Dundee. As I've said loads, I'm not in the City (which isn't even that bad anymore tbh) so I see no reason to move in the near future. Cheap as fuck.

[Giggles]

When did we all start replying to these?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh Ian, you disappoint me. The strange thing about some of the comments in here (oh look, here comes a 'seethe' reply after I've posted this) is that most of you are far too predictable and accept something as fact because others have.

Hence being sheep. Wait until TTH meet and you'll see just how wrong you've got me. It's the damn text that ruins it.

I could understand these reactions and trigger-offs if they were resulting from comments made by people you knew well and cared about, but we are non-existent people on the other end of a broadband connection. This thread, and everything on this board are for entertainment purposes only, unless we choose as individuals to raise it above that level. I've met double figures number of TTHers, and I'm sure several of those have called me a cunt in past WDYTOEs but when it comes to reality, they are all lovely people. We all know TTH and what is said on it doesn't actually matter, even if we all pass the time pretending that it does. It's an escape, largely, I imagine, from boredom. You need to understand that.

[Ian]

I'm not accepting something as fact "because others have", Smiff. It's because when you get onto whichever football soapbox you're on during a given set of fixtures there's no point entering a discussion with you because you treat any point made by yourself to be something which has to be defended at all costs to the absolute bitter end and, per the above, are prone to an overreaction. And I also acknowledged that I don't think the megabitterness is actually for real. Or hope it's not.

So maybe you need to stop see-....er, -ing things that aren't there.


Blimey, Ian. :D Not sure how "I like Reg" follows with the next bit.

I'm not really a Zonal Marking guy, and have read that site once in about 6 months. I'm not really sure where that perception comes from (in others' eyes as well as yours).

You're not a tactics bore but that was the nearest thing I could think of purely because there are times when you seem to take football supah srs.

[Danny]

Danny - This is going to be another reference to having TeamSpeak'd with TTHers while gaming, but having heard the broadness of Danny's accent I bet he has some belting conversations over in 'Murica.

:moop:

You know it. Need some RL/Day action soon

[Reg]

You're not a tactics bore but that was the nearest thing I could think of purely because there are times when you seem to take football supah srs.
Ah, fair enough. I probably am serious about football in a way, but don't let it get me down or anything like that. Lee said something recently about by the time he gets home from a match, he's pretty much over it. I'm with him there. But my interest on here probably comes off as a bit academic-y, so I can understand the nodding dog thing.

[Lewis]

Is Smiffy saying that people should stop thinking he's mental based on what he posts here? Does that include the posts about how mental he is?

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[Lee]

Ah, fair enough. I probably am serious about football in a way, but don't let it get me down or anything like that. Lee said something recently about by the time he gets home from a match, he's pretty much over it. I'm with him there. But my interest on here probably comes off as a bit academic-y, so I can understand the nodding dog thing.

I find football really interesting beyond what happens on the pitch. The match is only a small part of it for me. I love the social history aspect of it and enjoy reading about the game's origins in different bits of the world. You do come across as very enthusiastic about the tactical side of the game but where's the harm? It is quite interesting, I think. I've read all those books and they're enjoyable and and I understand them. But I just don't see the patterns when I'm watching a game, whether at the ground or on the telly. It's funny how we all watch it differently.

[Giggles]

Why the constant craving for people you don't know to think you're 'mint'?

Edit: Obviously not at you Lee, you're sane.

[Lee]

Because he's mental.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have absolutely no idea about tactics and whatever. I see some people kicking a ball and others making runs.

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[Lee]

"Wanting to please the majority" is the worst description of Lewis I could think of. He's a man who orders milk in pubs.

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[Reg]

I find football really interesting beyond what happens on the pitch. The match is only a small part of it for me. I love the social history aspect of it and enjoy reading about the game's origins in different bits of the world. You do come across as very enthusiastic about the tactical side of the game but where's the harm? It is quite interesting, I think. I've read all those books and they're enjoyable and and I undersstand them. But I just don't see the patterns when I'm watching a game, whether at the ground or on the telly. It's funny how we all watch it differently.
Me too, the culture around football is great. Have you read the Blizzard? They have some great history stuff. I'd love to go see some of the more mental derbies around the world.

I do like the tactical part and will look out for little things. When I'm at Brighton I'll be talking to my Dad about players' positioning and whatnot; I think you can understand a match 1000x better if you're there and can be your own 'director' - you don't have to just look at the ball.

But I'm not one to go looking for heat maps on twitter or whatever.

[Giggles]

Definitely makes some difference. TV, naturally, cuts out so much.
Watching defenders positioning is one of the things I love about going to games.

[Lewis]

I would simply say that me and John are more firmly committed to lolling at everybody equally. This is why Team Precious (Smiffy, Igor, Hammer, Leeds, formerly Regista) tend to lump us together as meanies.

[Lewis]

That's also why Mellin thinks I have a problem with him. I don't. I like the geezer. But I'm seemingly the only one who nudges him a bit.

[Giggles]

I used to be such a fucking bitch about Lewis it's both hilarious and embarrassing to think back. A combination of over sensitivity and just not getting him. There's hope for Smiffy yet maybe.

[Lee]

Me too, the culture around football is great. Have you read the Blizzard? They have some great history stuff. I'd love to go see some of the more mental derbies around the world.

I do like the tactical part and will look out for little things. When I'm at Brighton I'll be talking to my Dad about players' positioning and whatnot; I think you can understand a match 1000x better if you're there and can be your own 'director' - you don't have to just look at the ball.

But I'm not one to go looking for heat maps on twitter or whatever.

Yeah I read the Blizzard, but have only dipped in and out of digital copies. I treated myself to hard copies of everything they've done just before Christmas so, as you can imagine, I have a pretty big reading list to work through.

I do speak with my fellow match-goers about what's happening on the pitch but I just can't see it like a Jonathan Wilson or Michael Cox would and my interest in that side of things is fairly limited. The thing I most enjoy about football is the humour of the fans around me.

I've heard some of the funniest one liners (an a "you had to be there" sort of way) ever in that ground. The match is just what gives people a reason to turn up.

[Magic]

Why would you think anyone on here is a cunt (apart from Mert who genuinely is) is beyond me.

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[Lee]

To be fair although it has been obvious at times that you've been quite seriously ill, your method of asking for help is usually to deny that you need any help.

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[Magic]

Jesus if it was that bad you were willing to act upon a few words by a random on an Internet forum...

[Lewis]

I don't recall 'almost pushing a human being to end their life'. I'm going to try and find it. Hold on.

[mugbull]

Lewis is in it all for the laughs, and seems like a genuinely good person. Giving people shit is a lot less boring than being nice to everyone. That's why he's cool. John on the other hand is just mean-spirited, but on top of that he sucks his own dick and carries airs, and isn't even funny to make up for it. There's a big difference between the two types

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[Giggles]

For sure my own sensitivity a fair while back was part of the problem. No denying that.

I'm being genuine here too, I just don't understand why I'm not understood how I mean to be. I maintain it's a lack of education.

Why does it matter. Some people are like real life and some aren't.

It's.
An.
Internet.
Message.
Board.

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[Giggles]

I still have Taz's at #1 for what it's worth.

[Reg]

I know what you mean about the one liners, Lee. There used to be a guy near us at the Withdean who you could rely on for that.


I would simply say that me and John are more firmly committed to lolling at everybody equally. This is why Team Precious (Smiffy, Igor, Hammer, Leeds, formerly Regista) tend to lump us together as meanies.
Personally I think you're very funny and that it's clear you're not a mean spirited person (and you'll poke fun at yourself nearly as often as you do everyone else, which isn't the behaviour of a twat). But equally if you go over the top then you should be called out for it (I can't remember a post which did in ages).

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[Magic]

Whenever I've gone off on here during genuine 'mental days', posting on here irrespective of my behavior or demeanor has probably stopped me doing something daft. Not always but it did.

It's strange and a bit sad at the same time but it is what it is.

:)

This is a great WDYTOE.

[Waffdon]

7om - He was 'reet when he posted regularly on the old forum - didn't really excel anywhere, but then again I don't read half the threads on this board. Was a bit of a bitch when Haxball was around, tbh.

AD - Lovely guy. I bet he drinks bottles of Corona with lime, though.

AE - What a night 28 May 2013 was. Hero.

Alan Shearer 2nd - Good in the Driving thread, apparently. Carnoustie lad - we've most likely bumped into each other somewhere down the line.

Amigo #clublew

Andy - I'd group him with myself and Sam. Great guy and I hope I'm as much of a pisshead as him when I'm bald.

Baz- Proper weirdo who really doesn't give a fuck, but I love it.

Benny - FIFA Pro Cubs when I was 15/16 and hearing Benny pronouncing "Waffles" was rather hilarious. Him and Toby went through a spell of keeping the board ticking throughout the
working day which was nice of them. Think he's vanished again. Oh well.

Bernanke - He's fantastic. Hiphop, Betting, Football and probably good looking. What a guy.

Boom Boom - Not going to lie, sir, but I have always disliked you.

Boydy - Was great when he was grumpy and still very dece in his more happier tone. Not sure what his post count is, but he's everywhere.

Browning - Still a big wrestling nerd. I've never gotten his love for Hulk Hogan and simultaneous hatred for Don Cena.

Byron - In before hypocritical yadda yadda yadda, but he doesn't do anything. Like at all. Seemed happy enough to fuck off to that new FM board as well.

CJay - Incredible Haxball partnership at times. An Irish Liverpool fan, though? Holy fuckkkkkkkkk.

Cord - I'm not going to moan about his lack of posting, it's what makes Cord ELITE. Another great geezer.

Dan - As Dantastic? Haha, the most stereotypical Wrestling fan I have came across.

Dark Soldier - He went through that phase of trying his arse off in relation to trying to become the best poster on the board with that points rating system. He's okay, I guess. I think I liked him a lot more when I last done one of these.

Davgooner - Think I've previously said I don't get him. I do now, but he doesn't really do a lot for me. Loves an away day, though, so for that I love him.

Dino - Lovable.

elth - A boring cunt.

Foe - Shit hairline and a no doubt horrific accent. Poor sod. Has he posted on this board?

Giggles - He absolutely despises me, which is a shame because the feeling isn't mutual. He's a cunt, but he's a good type of cunt. 'Shithousing', comes to mind.

Hammer - Freak.

Ian - Jack of all trades, init? He comes across as a bit dour faced at times, but then he lives in Hamilton. He's probably moved into my "elite" category.

Jeet - Why do I have you on Facebook?!?

Jimmy Floyd - He's obviously great. May or not been looking into the correct threads, but it was nice to see him open up on his personal life in the jobs thread (can't help but laugh. soz. x) as well as others. He does have some really weird theories on football, and I disagree with most of what he says. I'm too shit at debating/conversations through the internet to bother saying anything - probably why most of my posts are short/awful in folks' eyes.

John - See Giggles re: being a fantastic cunt but ourselves not getting on at all. We have completely different opinions, especially UFC it seems.

Kiko - Absolutely majestic. I'm quite liking his seethe towards Man Utd recently. He's great at everything in real life and on TTH.

Lee - I imagine he speaks about his personal life more than everyone other than MJ, which is something I like a lot. A stellar guy and one of the best on here.

Lewis - A genuine hero of mines growing up on these boards. I feel like over the past year I have disappointed him, though. He has "it". Covers absolutely everything on here, and has somehow engineered his way to becoming arguably the best in the football section when he posts there. The freak. We will go out for a pint of milk and cheese toasties one day.

Magic - Remarkably we have never met, but I have this weird sort of affection towards him. See: the horrendous screenshot above. Older brother vibes. He's an older me, I think, and I seem to care about him. lol. Proper gruesome twat at times :drool:

Mahow - One of the only times I have ever had an image I imagine someone to look like come to fruition. On the same wavelength in regards to UFC, I think, which is about it. He is nice enough, if a bit weird.

Max Power - He'd be top five material if he posted about his personal life. So fkn good.

Mellberg - That Brummie accent. :drool:

niko_cee - He's alright for a Liverpool fan. Why do folk who like Brighton also like another football team? Yourself, Regista and someone else I know all like them plus one of: Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea.

Pen - I really don't have an opinion on Penaldo. Should I?

Pepe - A proper fucking sweetheart. His posts aren't exactly great, but there you are.

phonics - Has went from someone I hated on the old board, to one of my favourites. Obviously he's done well in regards to the site, but his posting has been fantastic from what I've seen recently. Again, I think we're fairly similar - although, are they baggy jeans? Fuck that, man. Nice hats though, sir.

randomlegend - See Boom.

Raoul Duke - Post more because I like you. What other reason would you need?

Reg - Lol. Watches more football than me, which is impressive. Lives, breathes and dies all sport. Handy man, if not a bit weird.

Sam - Football and pubs, sir. :drool:

Samadini - Another properly lovely guy. I wish he would post more. I bet he'll read that a fair few time over the course of the lists :D

ScousePig - He's better than he was six months ago, but he's still properly meh. Whatevs.

Simon - You failed us. I bet it was fun while it lasted, though, amirite?

SincereTheRebel - Found permanently in the Betting Thread with Sir James.

Spoonsky - We couldn't have possibly grown up differently. Do we have anything in common, Leo, lad? Rarely actually see your posts anymore, but when I do you seem to have a hard time
understanding sarcasm at times. Nice enough. And he doesn't wear long socks with shorts, like every other freak in America.

SvN - Contributes well in all the threads I go in and he has done a terrific job helping with this place. Thank you, sir.

The Bruce - Faggot

The Merse - Another who posts a fair bit of personal stuff, which is great. Again, contributes well in most areas. You don't look, nor comes across, as old as you are though. Good lad.

Toby - Lol, Uberskull. Tobes is 'reet, I guess. I don't envy his life.

Wullie - Something about posting more and paint.

Yevrah - A massive teddy bear. Old enough to be my old man, but a sound cunt. In the ilk of Jimmy, Lew ect. in that he can post petty much anywhere without looking out of depth. I'll read most stuff he posts.

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[Giggles]

My list.


Creepy video


:thbgrin:

You're doing a fab job at coming across as someone who doesn't.

[Magic]

I'm actually tempted to go downstairs and play the video.

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[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm actually tempted to go downstairs and play the video.

Do it.

You should hear what he says about you.

[Waffdon]

Dinna bother.

[Magic]

Do it.

You should hear what he says about you.

It's fine, I can be very convincing...

[Giggles]

I'm actually tempted to go downstairs and play the video.

Play it to the Mrs. It'll fit in well.

[Lee]

yevrah old enough to be my old man

lol

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[Lewis]

I doubt it was with intent and it's a shame the depression thread on the old forum barely has many of my posts in but you did, even if you were unaware.

Find it if you want but it doesn't make a difference these days. Some people just react differently, you weren't to know. What's done is done init, I'm still here so couldn't have been as bad as it seemed at the time.

The only time I properly engaged you on it was when I said you cause all your own problems, and that you needed to work out why rather than just blaming everybody else and expecting us to support you through it every eighteen months. It's not about whether I was 'unaware', so don't be putting that on me. If you can't handle somebody offering some actual advice (rather than e-reassurance) then maybe we aren't the place to be sharing it all with.

[Spoonsky]

Anyways...

7om - I miss him more than I miss his posting, if that makes sense. He replied to my Facebook message (suck it, Mok) saying that he was just getting bored of every thread turning into a Harold v Toby borefest, which I see as a bit of a vindication for myself (in the most useless way possible). He hasn't moved to Beijing yet either. #ITKSpoonsky

AE - Him and his girlfriend keep popping up on my Facebook. It always makes me happy.

Angelsaint - I genuinely like Saint and wished he posted more. Even when gets things absolutely wrong he's never boring or annoying about it. I only caught the very tail end of his run on the old board so it's almost like seeing re-runs of that TV show your parents always talked about. Maybe Seinfeld.

Baz - Snazz was better.

Boydy - I like Boyd a lot, so I do. He comes off as one of the most genuine posters on here, you can tell he always means what he says, which can be valuable in a world of Mert's persona and Lewis' crypticness. I also think we're pretty similar as people, and I can imagine him being my unemployed older brother who would have given me his old books on Marxism when he went to Oxford only to steal them back when he moves back home again. Yeah.

Charlie - I wish he posted more. If I could trade lives with anyone on here he would be right up there. You just know that him starting a cafe will go hilariously wrong, but he'll come out on top in the end; I just hope he keeps us updated.

Davgooner - Seems to have lost his edge. Might just be me.

Dino - 90% posts are about Joanna Newsom, but without him I wouldn't have listened to her so I can't judge.

Giggles - The volume of his posting has increased tremendously on the new board, which is interesting given he still doesn't seem to care much about the place and thinks we're mostly cunts. He himself seems much less of a dour cunt, and he keeps things ticking nicely (most people do, but him more so because of how much he posts), but you do have to wonder whether anyone would really miss him if he stopped posting.

GS - I don't think I really understood GS until I read Dubliners. Now I get it. Paralysis, mate. I'll be honest, though, I miss vintage GS. He added something different. [See also: John]

hfswjyr - Wait for it... vowels!

igor_balis - I like Igor, he brings something different. I enjoyed his random burn on Lewis the other day, and lol at John's irrational hatred for him. That said, you worry we might see a Cord or Snapman effect where he becomes too self-conscious of his own wackiness and nosedives into a parody of himself.

Jimmy Floyd - The Koreans are clearly killing his soul. You can see it in his posts, I think. Even posting about the Vienna Philharmonic he can't avoid mentioning them. Well, the Koreans and Papy Djilobodji.

John - You can sort of picture him and GS as brothers, can't you? GS is the older one and on the surface more dour, but inside he has dreams of grand adventures or at least of becoming a writer. John, conversely, went to Ibiza and did loads of drugs as a kid, and now watches a lot of TV which is still more interesting than accountancy, but on the inside he has the dull deadly heart of a pedant. Combine the two and you'd have a decent person, or the most boring person alive. (His posting is still valuable.)

Lee - I'd have him as best poster. He's always one of the best and most clear-headed in the arena of politics or world news, even though he doesn't seem to post much about that (none of us do, really, when Harold isn't around), and he also manages to convince me to read all his posts about the bloody hospitals, and I still somehow enjoy it. I'd read his posts about anything, really, and it makes what Leicester are doing more exciting to know that he's in the stadium every week.

leedsrevolution - On his day he's the worst poster around. He just doesn't seem to 'get it' a lot of the time. His drunk proposal was pretty funny though, so props for that.

Lewis - The world is crying out for a Peep Show-style sitcom starring him, his mum and his dog. He needs a job badly I'd say. No, what the world actually needs is for him and Floyd to trade places. He's still my favorite poster and nobody's funnier on their day, but he does seem to be... what's the word? I've forgotten the word. It'll come to me. His posting could use some new impetus or stimulation, like a job or a girlfriend. EDIT: Languishing. That was it.

Luca - He's the sort of person that can say something like "splendid fun" and not catch any shit for it. Legend.

Magic - I've 'come round on Magic too (just like his wife innit). That dialogue between him and Waff, fucking hell. :D The less he talks about politics and Muslims, and the more he talks about his own sad life, the better. It is sad, though, and I feel bad for him. You get the sense that his posting is a lot more genuine now than it was maybe a year ago, and that comes through. If he does get a divorce it would be MEGA. It could be the biggest thing on the board since Mahow's trip to the Ukraine. Speaking of which...

Mahow - Just weird. Magic, I think it was Magic, nailed him (confused him for his wife innit).

Manc - For a new poster he's pretty good.

mokbull - I'm glad he's posting more again, I probably appreciate his posts more than anyone else does just because he has the closest perspective to mine on the board. And I also I kind of want to be him (in terms of going to Stanford and living it up, I mean).

Pepe - He's quietly one of the most liberal people on the board, and probably closest to me in terms of political viewpoint. Hard to argue with Pepe. I listened to a podcast about the Mexican Revolution on the train yesterday. I hadn't realize that Madero bit the dust so quickly (betrayed by an American :cool:).

Reg - "Academic" is an adjective by itself, mate.

Toby - I still like him, but I find his posts pretty boring. I think I may just not "get" it. It might be better if he reinstalled his avatar.

Waffdon - Gotta love Waffelz. He's just living his life (and drinking loads of alcohol). I mean, look at that Facebook chat. It's clear that in six months Magic will be curled up on the floor of his bedroom, and the board will be the better for it.

Yevrah - I wish his name were green again. He does seem to be past his imperious best but his posts are still almost always worth reading and he brings a slightly older perspective which is valuable. I wish he'd post more on things outside of football, in fact.

Everyone else - You're fine. Keep doing what you're doing. I just don't have anything new or interesting to say about you.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Me and Lewis trading places would be less entertaining than you think, because they'd sack him within two days.

Oh and Lewis isn't cryptic, it's just that his references are all British.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Pepe]

He did bite the dust really quickly, never really had a chance to do anything. At least he got rid of re-election I guess. The country was, and still is, a clusterfuck after that (I guess it was also one before.)

[Lewis]

That's the thread (http://www.thedugout.tv/community/archive/index.php?t-90876-p-2.html) yeah. Notice how everybody else is calling you a wanker before I make my 'uncalled for' remark, and than you just explode like a retard before demanding that nobody says anything back.

[Smiffy]

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[Boydy]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[SvN]

Are we actually going to do the fite me IRL thing? Christ

[Smiffy]

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[Charlie]

I reckon Lewis would have him anyway. Sniffy looks weak as fuck.

[Lewis]

You've just said you would fill me in, and then you've tried to act the 'bigger man' by leaving it. This is what I mean. If you don't want people calling you an idiot, don't be an idiot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Royal Rumble TTH Meet :drool:

Let's fucking make it happen.

I'll bring the tables.

[Smiffy]

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[Smiffy]

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[Samadini]

I feel like we've talked about it before, or I dreamt about it and hopefully will again tonight now, but you can rent out a wrestling ring for about three grand. I'd be well up for that.

[Smiffy]

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[Spoonsky]

Me vs Waff vs Vim. MON.

[Pepe]

Isn't Vim a good 100lbs heavier than you?

[Spoonsky]

He'll be heaving by the third round.

[Angelsaint]

Just found this thread.
I see most of the things about me are based on my former self who was awesome by the way and a victim.
Giggles is 100%right though.
John still holds grudge for all the donning in the past, by gone are bygones. You grow up, chill.
The rest is a big "who are you?" and it's nice to be a sheep? What about thinking for yourself.

And yes, I will do a list.

[The Merse]

I'm making it a bit of a mission to finish my list off during my week off :drool:

Did we ever get a second half of phonics list or have I missed it completely in my drunken haze?

[Lewis]

Club Lewis nobbled him.

[Spammer]

Just read the last couple of pages properly. Great reading and nice Smiffy seethe + apology for seethe + telling everyone to calm down + not giving a fuck about any of it anyway honest.

The Lewis comment doesn't read as badly now as I seemed to take it then, although if Smiff actually was having a wobble at the time then it was pretty reckless. I do like the tough-love, take responsibility spiel though that Lewis comes out with. I agree with that totally.

Might do a list on Thursday, depends if I have time.

[Toby]

I started one a few days ago and have been adding to it periodically, but the two-fifths I have managed is a rambling shitfest that even I am bored to read. I won't post a partial list so I guess this is a "maybe next time".

[The Merse]

We really ought to introduce subs for the benefit of the Akehursts along with a mandatory yearly WDYTOE contribution and a rota for Werewolf to keep this place swinging.

[Toby]

What happened to all the people with suggested themes for Werewolf? Now seems like a good time to start one.

[The Merse]

It isn't half interesting looking at the change of perspective of 'my generation' of posters (2008/09/10).

Spoonsky was such a hit in the FM threads, then a novelty, then a poster of real quality, then something cynical crept in. Waff was annoying, then great, then steady. I was pointless, then autistic then solid. Cord was brilliant, then too quiet, then overrated. Ian. Well, he's Ian.

For some reason I find the views on my contemporaries most interesting.

[The Merse]

What happened to all the people with suggested themes for Werewolf? Now seems like a good time to start one.

I was thinking this. I'm reticent to do another until others have the chance to do theirs, as much as involve their idea's in refining my models.

Is DS about here? I'm guessing not - sure I've not seen him...

[mugbull]

I'm so down for a Werewolf :drool:

[phonics]

Club Lewis nobbled him.

Alex - Someone who is so in tune with what I think that not only will I look out for their posts but naturally agree and use his opinion as reference to other people like he's my Anthony Fantano or whatever
Amigo- Never got the hype. I assume he was active when I was gone as he's been a poor mans Pepe for my existence on the board.
Andy - Solid. He's the Aleksandr Hleb of the forum, he does his job with a level of skill and breadth that makes you want to tell everyone he's the best but you worry he'd be found out at a higher level. Supports Southampton who has always been one of my favourites due to their refusal to go down and constantly beating United at The Dell when I got into football.
Angelsaint- Reminds me of Uni where the arseholes used to encourage the slow kid to speak up just so they could make fun of him outside of class.
Bam - lol
Baz - Far too many people have given me credit for saving this place when it was The Akehurst family all along. Baz pays out of his pocket for this place every month and doesn't give one iota of a fuck. To the point where he sent staff members plans of action, possible steps and at all instances actively discouraging the ones that would save him money but would risk the forum. A genuinely Good Egg.
Benny- I'd like to think we'd be two banteriffic lads down the pub for 'the footie' but outside of that never interact. I mean that in the sense that I know a lot about Benny but know nothing of him. That sounds super hippy. He's a top, top, bloke.
Boydy - My complete and utter frustration with him carries on. The guy is clearly smart enough to do a wide amount of things but seems to be waiting for 'The One' job to achieve anything in life, which is why I got so frustrated with him taking that terrrible admin job we all knew he'd hate the moment he mentioned it. What Boydy has either chosen/ignored the possibility to do is what Black people call 'accessing White Privilege'. As he refuses to have a passion for something that isn't the Potato Famine of 1532 or whatever, he isn't accessing the kind of people that would give a shit that he's smart enough to get into Cambridge and get a passing grade. That's more than 90% of Shoreditch can say and he doesn't come across as Cameron 2.0 so I'm sure the guy could find a place somewhere.
Byron - Nice bloke
Charlie - Used to be a twat. Less of a twat but he's also around less.
Chrissy - Has made me laugh a few times.
CJay - Irish. Makes me think of a lad I went to Uni with from Cork for no reason.
Cord - Is the modern day Wullie if the previous Wullie had the posting rate of the modern day Wullie.
Dark Soldier - From a time before me. We seemed to be getting along better recently
Davgooner - Absolute ledge. Not just for his ties to The Arsenal either, every post seems to contain alot depsite never being longer than a sentence.
DC - Glad to have you back
Dino - Wrong threads
Disco - Come back
Dquincy - Seems genuinely delighted by the world like some sort of typing ape. Invented the peddlestool.
elth- I like him despite him despite what others think. However, I've been lucky not to end up on the other end of his arguments as I remember him infuriating me. As I said previously, it's a mix of confidence in having his facts staight and eagerness to state his opinion rather than posit something that's been said 100 times came across as arrogance to others. He'll probably never read this.
Foe- Seemed to become a fixture of the forum by I'm not sure what exactly. Has made no impact on me but seems a nice bloke which is more than you can say for 90% of the forums users ever.
Giggles - Thought he was a proper weirdo when he first appeared as I think he was one of the newer posters when I made my return to TD and one of the first posts I replied to of his was talking about taking a day off because he was hungover the night before and then just kept on drinking. I thought it was an alchy thing and then realised that life is a monotonous bore and we do what we can to not end it all at any moment. Can be a bit thin-skinned at times considering he seems to understand the place well enough. (Hipsters)
Gray Fox - Nice guy who's been dealt a hard hand in life and makes what he can of it. His constant fight against benefit sanctions while trying to work was absolutely mental and a great picture into how hard life can be through circumstance.
GS- The reason I left TD the first time, christ, what an absolute prick. You post a line and a half and you'd get fucking eight paragraphs of 'Rafa Benitez is God Almighty' and then he'd just post those same eight paragraphs for a month. In every thread. It ended it for me and I started doing other things instead. By the time I'd come back he'd gone from fucking boring cunt to boring and a bit of a cunt, which is fine by me. Made himself part of the community and did stuff that other people liked like Werewolf/The Awards
Hammer - I'd like to imagine that
Henry - Has the wrong opinions for the right reasons
hfswjyr - k?
Ian - I will join in the universal praise of I an as someone who somehow manages to convey optimism in his posts even when he's calling something shit. The one opportunity we had to play L4D2 together that I'd just spent my entire Steam Wallet on before getting immediately abandoned for Payday 2 was enjoyable and the man has a voice that would go great on whatever local BBC radio station his accent would fit on to
igor_balis
ItalAussie- The mother of TTH. Ital only wants the best for all of you and is a great poster just not prolific as previous
Jeet - Retard
Jimmy Floyd - I'll echo everyone elses statements in saying Jimmy is a great poster. We probably agree on absolutely nothing and Jimmy has taken the high road and simply not replied (even the times I've bitten and been a total cunt back) which has helped me enjoy him more.
John- The Father of TTH. Comes across as overtly agressive and overbearing come to him with anything personal and he'll try to help you in anyway possible.
John Arne- Similar to elth but I'm nowhere near as convinced
Josh -I'm sure I know this one but I'm blanking
Kiko - The son done good of TTH, had always been one of my favorite posters and then saw his want for the best for this place even before the final death throes of 2.0. By all accounts seems to be a top, top bloke/lad/hubby/salary man IRL so points all round.
Lee- We'll be watching telly when we're 50 and some bloke called Lee will be in the running for Shadow Cabinet and we'll all think, "... Is it?" and then he'll get taken down by an anonymous tip of him sexting fantasies about teenagers on buses and you'll nod.
leedsrevolution - Addictions a bitch. Well done on having your shit together
Lewis - Can never tell whether Lewis' level of apathy is incredibly self destructive or actually helps him keep content IRL despite having to both be from and live in Hull. Job prospects seem shit but I haven't got a fucking scooby doo what he'd want to be good at. Somehow seems less depressed than Jimmy and Boydy put together. That strong Northern mentality I guess.
Luca - I discounted him at first because he was super young, enthusiastic and put the prefix DJ in front of his name. I was wrong. One of those people who grew up in a similar situation to mine and managed to weave it far better.
Luke Emia- I love how he brought his admin edited name over to here. That is dedication to a joke
Magic - Was a total cuntastic fuck nugget. Then 3.0 happened and he got better and now appears to be in the middle of a breakdown. Shame. Go see a therapist, you need it.
Mahow- Used to have a total hate boner for me and followed me around threads like a weirdo. Good to know he's turned that boner frown upside down and moved onto better looking blondes.
Manc -Seems a nice guy. Fun to have someone new.
Max Power - Posts in the Hip Hop thread which is auto baller status and his posts are normally brillo too
Mazuuurk -Maz knows it's all love. I'd say we should play SC2 but I didn't even buy LOTV. Hope you're well dude.
Mellberg- The other Joe. Another of my favourite old school posters. Brings a refreshing honesty to all his posts no matter how short. Seems to have his shit in order now like a total boss too. Very happy for him.
Mike - Mike is just a really nice person. If every person was like Mike there would be no war as everyone would just get along


I've been working 12 hour shifts and having to see friends between this post and my last. I will finish this list it's so much effort though.

[Vim]

He'll be heaving by the third round.

Won't be able to take advantage of that when you're snapped in half.

Anyway, I've been reading through the lists (no I haven't, I skipped to the lines about me) and I seem to be quite uninteresting to people. Fair enough, I haven't posted much here, I feel like I'm too old to be one of the new young posters, but too young to contribute to the more serious side of things. I've also been lurking way more than posting lately.

[Spammer]

Hammer - I'd like to imagine that

:cool:

[igor_balis]

:cool:

At least yours was better than mine.

[Smiffy]

Just read the last couple of pages properly. Great reading and nice Smiffy seethe + apology for seethe + telling everyone to calm down + not giving a fuck about any of it anyway honest.

The Lewis comment doesn't read as badly now as I seemed to take it then, although if Smiff actually was having a wobble at the time then it was pretty reckless. I do like the tough-love, take responsibility spiel though that Lewis comes out with. I agree with that totally.

Might do a list on Thursday, depends if I have time.

Probably cares more then than now really too. Bit of drama to spice up the evening I guess.

When's round two Lew?

[Chrissy]

If this thread has taught me anything it's to say thanks to Baz.

Thanks Baz.

[Manc]

Angelsaint - English clearly isn't his first language. Though if it was this case, I doubt his football arguments would be approaching coherent.

Baz - I'm fond of Baz. A happy go lucky lad. Probably too banter orientated for some, but we were all inbetweeners once.

Boydy - There's a pessimistic vibe surrounding, boyd. That doesn't take away from his contribution, which is very much "up there". We only really interact in the lifting thread, but I get the feeling he doesn't quite get me.

Charlie - Seems to have cultivated a very interesting life. Not posting enough is probably a symptom of that.

Chrissy Bites far too easily. I suspect you're to wet for the Internet.

Dark Soldier - Has his uses.

Dquincy - Away from the football chat he seems a very chilled and genuine individual.

Foe - If Smiffy had a a few more screws tightened, Foe is what his life could be. Together on the face of it, but still seeking validation at every turn.

Giggles - Another poster I'm fond of. No agendas, no filters, he just is.

igor_balis - Ever since John pointed out the YouTube habit It's hard to look past. A few of his tales have had me in creases mind. I do believe there's a top poster lieing within.

Jeet - Serves no purpose.

Jimmy Floyd His efforts in the job thread have been brilliant recently. A little too much Chelsea, Terry, DROGBA chat for my liking.

John - He's the first to take shots at people when they step over the line and it's the consistency that people respect.

John Arne Wishy washy.

Lee - He's everywhere. Always solid, but never spectacular, essentially James Milner. Has his shit together, I'd like to see pics of his mrs to see what my future holds.

leedsrevolution - I thought he was a tosspot to begin with. He still is, but the big picture makes sense now. Stay off the booze.

Lewis - One of the few posters to provide me with genuine lol moments. My image of you is a Lex Luther type.

Magic - To say I resonate with Magic the most says more about me than him. We have a similar tastes in porn, music and women by the sounds of it. Beneath the :D you get the impression he'd do anything for his daughter. Top bloke, hope you can salvage your relationship, mate.

Mahow - Captain dynamic. It's very much quantity not quality, with this poster which isn't a bad thing right now.

Mazuuurk - Seems absolutely all over the place, but is probably sound as a pound in the "real world". Looks like every Scandinavian man ever. Woof.

mokbull - A very intelligent young man is my impression of "mockers". At times he's unbearable and clashes as a result. Relax.

Pepe - Has the air of someone whose been in this dynamic for along time. Slightly arrogant as a result.

phonics - An emotional creature.

Reg - He said it himself. This is a football based forum and he bloody loves it. Nothing wrong with that.

Simon - Everyones projecting! Well done mate, you've cracked the Internet.

Spoonsky - A vibrant young man. Sign out and experience the world.

SvN - Solid bloke. Hard to distinguish between him and the likes of Dav, Scouse and Mellberg at times.

The Merse - Hipster.

TimmSmiff - The gift that never stops giving. Realise that not everyone is going to appreciate or understand you and that this is completely normal.

Toby - Bage.

Yevrah - Has an ability to pull and captivate others in. The best poster in my eyes.
Effort.

[Lewis]

Poor Baz.

[Mellberg]

That's also why Mellin thinks I have a problem with him. I don't. I like the geezer. But I'm seemingly the only one who nudges him a bit.

I don't think you have a problem at all. Genuinely. Not the first time you've said that, so let's put it to bed.

[Lewis]

Don't tell me what I've said, you cunt.

[Mellberg]

Don't make me go trawling through posts, you fucker.

[Pepe]

Get a room lololol,

[Baz]

Poor Baz.:D Why poor me?

[Lewis]

He appears to think you're seventeen.

[Mazuuurk]

That's probably a very fair assessment of me, Manc.