Late night thread

[Manc]

Just for Smiff to tell us he was right about everything ever.

[TG09]

This will be interesting :)

[Pepe]

We already have one.

[Mike]

Was going to say, don't we already have one?

[Smiffy]

.....

[Lewis]

Having one big 'Late Night Thread' doesn't work as well as starting them whenever the place is slow.

[Boydy]

What was he right about?

[Pepe]

lvg and something else, a Mourinho rumour I think.

[Baz]

Working one day tomorrow, although should be done by about 2, and then going to Barmouth on Wednesday til Sunday.

My mates sent me this picture:

http://i.imgur.com/irNudgL.jpg

Got beer for New Year! Cost sixty-five quid and is apparently a firkin, which is 76 pints. Some ale called Napoleon's Retreat.

Makes my 5 litre barrel of Hobgoblin Gold look a bit puny now:

http://i.imgur.com/oJUJLRK.jpg

:stamford:

[Smiffy]

.....

[Giggles]

I hadn't really noticed until I seen her just now on that Jack Whitehall thing, but Victoria Coren has fabulous tits.

[ScousePig]

In other news, Lionel Messi plays football.

[Giggles]

In other news, Lionel Messi plays football.

I really never noticed as I've never really seen her on much more than HIGNFY and thought she was tidy but they were never that obvious there. They're excellent.

[The Merse]

Having fun looking through some old PM's back in the old place.
This cracked me up if only because it reminded me that Park Chu Young was Arsenal's number 9 less than 4 years ago. Oh - and SincereTheRebel was an Arsenal supporter, remember that?



If you can be bothered and find a little time(I cant) message me back with your thoughts on what should happen to your squad, who should go, stay, come in etc.

Ive sent this message to diljeet ; The Merse ; Davgooner ; Harold Bishop ; Panda Bear ; TG


1 Manuel Almunia
2 Abou Diaby
3 Bacary Sagna
4 Per Mertesacker
5 Thomas Vermaelen (vice-captain)
6 Laurent Koscielny
7 Tomas Rosicky
8 Mikel Arteta
9 Park Chu-Young
10 Robin van Persie (captain)
11 Andre Santos
13 Wojciech Szczesny
14 Theo Walcott
15 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
16 Aaron Ramsey
17 Alex Song
18 Séebastien Squillaci
19 Jack Wilshere
20 Johan Djourou
21 Lukasz Fabianski
25 Carl Jenkinson
26 Emmanuel Frimpong
27 Gervinho
28 Kieran Gibbs
29 Marouane Chamakh
39 Francis Coquelin

Out on Loan
23 Andrei Arshavin
31 Ryo Miyaichi
33 Benik Afobe
34 Chuks Aneke
40 Craig Eastmond
46 Henri Lansbury
52 Nicklas Bendtner
Kyle Bartley
Joel Campbell
Denilson

Wonder if anyone actually replied?

[Bartholomert]

Got $20 on A&M to cover +3.5 against Louisville because my friend from A&M said that they were going to win, of course they look like dogshit against Louisville so far and losing 0-13 in the 1st quarter.

[Cord]

I've just manage to hit what might be a low point, even for me.

I've been feeling sufficiently sorry for myself this evening, based on having terrible headaches for 5 out of 6 days of my Christmas holiday so far, to decide that it would be a good idea to eat whipped cream directly out of one of those spray cans.

I had a couple of goes pressing the button with it vaguely facing my gob, and nothing happens. So, not really remembering that the universe treats me as a looney tunes character fairly often, I decided to tilt my head completely upwards, point the thing directly downwards, and thump the button with all the force I can muster. What I then proceeded to do was it seems, to entirely fill my head with whipped cream to the point at which it became air tight and I began choking to death.

Now I'm not really a man that is especially worried about his own demise, indeed I have often considered ways to bring it about. However, I do tend to reject those ideas based on some bizarre sense of needing to preserve one's dignity. It would have been great then, to have been found dead on the floor, purple face plastered in cheap Lidl whipped cream looking like something from Magic's browsing history. Thankfully it turns out cheap Lidl whipped cream has even less staying power than me. So I carry on, no doubt to further indignities.

[Boydy]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I almost killed myself with a vegetable curry once.

I was shovelling it into my mouth as quick as I could and attempted to swallow what must have have been half a potato.

Instead of running downstairs to get help from someone, I ran to the bathroom mirror and kept trying to either swallow the fucker or cough it up.

I managed to swallow it and then go back to my curry, although I did proceed to actually chew it.

There must be more on here with near death experiences involving food.

[Pepe]

Did you eat all the whipped cream at least?

[mugbull]

One time I took a pizza out of the oven and placed it and the parchment paper it was chilling on right on top of a plugged in electrical cord, and started slicing my pizza. Upon encountering physical resistance, I did respond with "the fuck is this", but instead kept cutting, just harder. What resulted was electrocution of the pizza and a nice big hole in the blade of the knife, signifying me successfully having cut open a 240-volt power cord. Thankfully I was holding on to the rubber part of the knife so I didn't perish in the incident, but it was pretty exhilarating at the time.

[Cord]

Did you eat all the whipped cream at least?

I think it all either dissolved or was forced into the non-gullet parts of my head, so I'm not sure I actually did get to eat any of it.

I feel enough time has passed for me to have another go though. I'm aware of the dangers now, so this can only go well.

[Giggles]

Him and Her repeating from the start on BBC3. I've no idea why but I always liked that show.

[Chrissy]

One time I took a pizza out of the oven and placed it and the parchment paper it was chilling on right on top of a plugged in electrical cord, and started slicing my pizza. Upon encountering physical resistance, I did respond with "the fuck is this", but instead kept cutting, just harder. What resulted was electrocution of the pizza and a nice big hole in the blade of the knife, signifying me successfully having cut open a 240-volt power cord. Thankfully I was holding on to the rubber part of the knife so I didn't perish in the incident, but it was pretty exhilarating at the time.

Fucking hell. You lucky bastard.

[Manc]

This place has been on top form tonight.

[John]

It's odd that Cord almost killing himself with whipped cream is taking second place to Mokkers cutting a pizza with a knife, but there we are. Get a pizza cutter, you deviant.

[Bartholomert]

$20 on Ole Miss -8; let's goo

[Luca]

It's odd that Cord almost killing himself with whipped cream is taking second place to Mokkers cutting a pizza with a knife, but there we are. Get a pizza cutter, you deviant.

Kitchen shears are the real key to cutting pizza.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've been converted to using a cleaver.

[Toby]

Pizza cutters are useless. Scissors definitely win, with the added bonus that you can use them like tongs to get it out of the oven in the first place.

[ItalAussie]

Crutches suck. I strained my knee ligaments (wakeboarding!), so I'm encrutched for the next couple of weeks.

[Shindig]

My, how Australian of you. I went back to the push-ups challenge in the new year and now everything hurts. Expected as much after months off it. And fuck the Iron Keep in Dark Souls 2.

[Manc]

Jermaine Pennant's bird has got her knockers out on babestation. Get involved.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just ate a custard slice that had a best before date of the second.

#gamblingwithmylife.

[igor_balis]

Just had some pistachios, they were dry and stale but I still ate loads. Might have a glass of wine. Wuu2 Mahow??

[mugbull]

Anyone watch poker? I'm watching this year's WSOP final table on the in-flight TV at the moment (while using complimentary in-flight wifi), I forgot just how energizing it is.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Adamski]

Never understand people who live their life by sell by dates.

If it looks OK and smells OK then eat it! Sell by dates are a lot of nonsense.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Boydy]

I know it's not very late but starting a thread seemed a bit much - it's been pretty fucking dead today, hasn't it?

[igor_balis]

Don't worry, ICTMIKE is here now. Sup?

[Magic]

Just spotted a double decker in the cupboard must have been from a selection box. Excuse me whilst I indulge in some pure nougaty filth.

[Raoul Duke]

I read "pure nougaty filth" as "pure naughty filth" in a Danny Dyer accent :D

[Pepe]

Haven't been able to get myself to do any work for the past two days. I really need to step it up.

[Manc]

Purchased myself some new smart shoes for a reasonable £75. Can't wait for my heels to bleed.

[Reg]

I bloody hated wearing smart shoes when I worked in a shop, the good-looking-but-blister-inducing fuckers. I went back to plimsols.

[Giggles]

Where's Benny? Has he died?



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[Dark Soldier]

Fucking 32 years old today lads, bringing it in with shitty Fosters and a meal tomorrow. My beard is going grey ffs.

[Boydy]

Happy birthday, you old dirty bastard.

[Dark Soldier]

Cheers fucko <3

[Giggles]

Is there some big TTH night out tonight or have you all fucking died or what?

[Boydy]

I was at work but got home early as it was dead. Seems this place is the same.

[Giggles]

I was at work but got home early as it was dead. Seems this place is the same.

Bad as I ever seen tonight.

[Giggles]

I've to work tomorrow too because some whure couldn't have a part ready for me by today :(

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's all about the Rocket League crew.

Get in on it, Giggles.

[Giggles]

The what now?

[Adamski]

Everyone's on Making A Murderer

[Manc]

I'm still only two episodes in. What a sham I am.

[Manc]

Heat is on Film4. Woof.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The what now?

Think Haxball with cars :drool:

[Lewis]

We should get a werewolf going to drain what little activity remains.

[Charlie]

Do it

[Giggles]

Think Haxball with cars :drool:

Eww.

[Bartholomert]

Everyone's on Making A Murderer

I couldn't make it through. I just don't care about some shitty retard who was a danger to his community going to jail for a crime he most likely committed.

[Offshore Toon]

Take Me Out. :drool:

[Danny]

I'm still only two episodes in. What a sham I am.

Snap.

The wife isnt too interested and I had a few other things to catch up on.

[Lee]

Lauren's at work and I have fuck all to do. I'm going to go for a walk I think, then probably carry on watching Lilyhammer all night. I've slept this afternoon so I'll be awake until morning now anyway.

[Kikó]

Byron loves having a walk when he's alone.

[Manc]

Snap.

The wife isnt too interested and I had a few other things to catch up on.

I haven't got the bug, so I may well pass.

[Lewis]

This disabled comedian (the 'pissed up nutter' from Extras) on BBC2 is terrible, and yet people are laughing because they think they have to.

[Lewis]

There is a delay between the end of her jokes and people laughing, as if they're uncomfortable watching her.

[Lee]

Ate some leftover Christmas chocolate, felt fat. Got the shits - calories straight back out. :cool:

[Shindig]

I ate some severely undercooked quarter pounders the other day and didn't die.

[Manc]

Stuck in the walk in centre with a load of off the boat ethnics. Think this may be a counterproductive move.

[Pepe]

On Monday I have an indoor match against Man Chest Hair United. :D

[Magic]

Lololol! #LAD #Bantz @ladbible @sportbible

[Giggles]

I asked this before but where's Benny gone? He hasn't posted since early December.

Did Scouse do him?

[Magic]

Probably suicide.

[Kikó]

He's alive and well.

[Giggles]

He's alive and well.

Why did he jack it then? He didn't seem overly pissed off with the place, even though he was only ever on in the mornings for a fair while.

[Kikó]

I don't think he can post in work and when he's at home he's doing life stuff.

[Giggles]

I don't think he can post in work and when he's at home he's doing life stuff.

Cool. He is a good sod so :thbup: to that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He seems to play 'Rust' constantly during non work hours.

[Lewis]

He wants to post out of work hours, but he painted himself into a corner making out like he was doing us a favour.

[Shindig]

Massive paedo Robert Black died. The stories of him swimming in a school pool with a broom up his arse should be his big legacy. That and the killings.

[Magic]

Similar to the rock and pop stars dying today we'll see some legendary paedophiles passing away over the next few years.

[Lewis]

I saw a few 'Let's not forget Bowie shagged a fifteen year old' tweets (another thing Led Zeppelin beat him on), so why not both?

[Pen]

I was one off from becoming a lottery millionaire today. I am of course happy that I won 150€, but after seeing what I would've gotten had the last one been right as well made me less happy.

[Pepe]

I should play that 1.5 billion going on right now. I would buy the forum. :drool:

[Toby]

What would you do with the other £400?

[Pepe]

Buy a bicycle.

[Lewis]

Those twats who won thirty million were all over the news today. Why would you take the publicity? You're multi-millionaires now. You don't gain anything from being on the telly.

[Danny]

I should play that 1.5 billion going on right now. I would buy the forum. :drool:

S'alright, I will buy it when I win it.

[Magic]

Thanks to shit traffic and an early dinner reservation I've pretty much downed 1/4 of Absolut. At this rate I'll be dead by midnight. Can I have that coveted best poster award now?

[Magic]

Just tried to dry hump the wife making sex sounds like the Japanese guy in latex getting his tiny pecker noshed like WOBWOBWOBWOB lol.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.supermarktaanbiedingen.com/Modules/Discount/images/2015/19/447087.jpg

:drool:

[phonics]

687859432752046080

[Lewis]

More drunk Magic in future please.

[Magic]

Lol just asked for a house of the glass wine. Before Boyd jumps in about that not fitting in with my bourgeois lifestyle he can fuck off.

[Baz]

I can't comprehend where Magic is.

Has he asked his wife, in his own house, for a glass of house wine? Well, for a house of glass wine, in this case.

[Magic]

I'm in the hotel, 2 course meal included which I didn't know.

[Magic]

I can't comprehend where Magic is.

Has he asked his wife, in his own house, for a glass of house wine? Well, for a house of glass wine, in this case.

What? This might be the disturbing behaviour you and your sex offender brother engage in but not me.

[Boydy]

Lol just asked for a house of the glass wine. Before Boyd jumps in about that not fitting in with my bourgeois lifestyle he can fuck off.

:D

Drunk Magic is the best Magic.

[Magic]

I paid €12 for a gorgeous house wine in Lisbon, why does it taste like vinegar here. Cunt.

[Giggles]

Magic :cool:

Pissed Magic :chief:

[Waffdon]

Where are you? Malmasion? Lollolololol.

Fancy the casino and clubs tonight, mates

[Magic]

I'm in Glasgow you freak.

[Waffdon]

It'll be a lot less smelly with all the Tims here in Dundee, m8

[Giggles]

You lot are a shambles this evening.

[Lee]

I can't post on here and wank over the football at the same time, you know.

[Giggles]

That Palace game will dry us all up.

[Baz]

Been my mates house tonight. Played FIFA on amateur while his wife moaned at us.

I ate a bag of Haribo Starmix and drank two litres of Tizer so I shan't be going to bed anytime soon.

[Giggles]

I've had 8 bottles of stout I picked up when I went to Lidl for bread earlier, so bed is beckoning.

[Mike]

I've had two cans of beer, some Doritos, hot dogs and cleaned the oven. It's been a thrilling evening.

[Baz]

Went a pub the other day for my dad's birthday and they had "raspberry infused stout" on draught. :sick:

We turned our noses up at that, yet got some pale ale that had jasmine green tea in it, because we're proper blokes.

Edit: out the way, Mike. You already know that story cos you were there. And got kronenberg. :nono:

[Giggles]

Went a pub the other day for my dad's birthday and they had "raspberry infused stout" on draught. :sick:

We turned our noses up at that, yet got some pale ale that had jasmine green tea in it, because we're proper blokes.

Edit: out the way, Mike. You already know that story cos you were there. And got kronenberg. :nono:

Fruity stout sounds a bit weird. This stuff supposedly has hints of chocolate and coffee but I couldn't taste either. Wasn't bad.

https://untappd.akamaized.net/photo/2015_11_21/924b1b489361932da554c0dae399754a_320x320.jpg

That label though :face:

[Mike]

I paid too!

[Toby]

Fruity stout sounds a bit weird. This stuff supposedly has hints of chocolate and coffee but I couldn't taste either. Wasn't bad.

That label though :face:

Porter rather than a stout but I've had this one, which has similar claims but very definitely meets them: http://www.tempestbrewco.com/red-eye-flight-mocha-porter

Far too rich to have much of it but it's very nice.

[John]

Did you cover the basket with your jacket to protect against being seen with that bottle, Giggles?

[Giggles]

Porter rather than a stout but I've had this one, which has similar claims but very definitely meets them: http://www.tempestbrewco.com/red-eye-flight-mocha-porter

Far too rich to have much of it but it's very nice.

Looks very strong. I can't do anything over 5% as it just tastes like petrol after that.

I found this one in the city on tap and got a 2l bottle filled. Could definitely get the aftertastes and was lovely. Need to track down some bottles locally.


http://cdn.beeradvocate.com/im/beers/76260.jpg

[Giggles]

Did you cover the basket with your jacket to protect against being seen with that bottle, Giggles?

Of course. You don't have to pay that way.

[John]

I had some 7.2% stuff I got for Christmas last week and it tasted alright. A bit bitter but nothing unmanageable. The major problem with them is that your eyelids get heavy after about three.

Double Hop Monster, it was called. I got a box of those and a box of Yardbird, which is dishwater from a particularly skanky Indian kitchen.

[Giggles]

They're the ones I really can't do (judging by the name), the really hoppy ones like the pale ales. Been trying out a good few stouts and blondes lately but even some of the blondes are verging on that twang too.
The place where I got the Coffee and Oatmeal stout filled also had an ale that was 8.5% and I could smell it as they were pulling it for some guy beside me. He was getting 8 litres of it :D

[Boydy]

Giggles, have you tried Roundstone?

[Giggles]

Giggles, have you tried Roundstone?

From Google I can only see an ale. Is there a range?

[Waffdon]

Had a chilli masala at vindaloo heat last night. This is torture right now

[Baz]

Funny that, cos the Haribo/Tizer are having a similar effect on me.

Sent from my TOiLET.

[Chrissy]

Had a chilli masala at vindaloo heat last night. This is torture right now


Funny that, cos the Haribo/Tizer are having a similar effect on me.

Sent from my TOiLET.

I share your pain lads. I'm in a bad state of affairs after some Mexican food last night.

[Boydy]

From Google I can only see an ale. Is there a range?

Nah, just the ale. It's pretty nice though.

[Giggles]

Nah, just the ale. It's pretty nice though.

If it's really red then I'd give it a go but not if its a hoppy ale. Up in Belfast soon with the best man for a few so somewhere like the Hudson could have it. Never came across it here.

[Giggles]

Only thread seeing action at all tonight is a fucking EU referendum one. Jesus, as a collective we've got old :nono:

[Reg]

It's got a lot quieter since the early high point.

[Kikó]

It's because of all the immigrants.

[Spoonsky]

You've all gotten old, that's just it. If everyone were mine and Mokbull's age this place would BANGIN.

[Lewis]

*shit

[igor_balis]

Inactivity on the board around 12 on a Friday night is a good sign, Shirley? Threads are quiet because everyone is having fun. Probably.

[Giggles]

Life and responsibility as opposed to fun in most cases I'd say.

[Giggles]

It's got a lot quieter since the early high point.

We always had the excuse that the crashing problems were why TD had got so quiet but it may not have been the case.
Was it ever as shit as this anyway?

[simon]

Ohhhh, our first STATE OF THE BOARD thread on the new board. Good times.

[John]

We've already had two, I think. One of them was Pepe moaning about the moderating, but it still counts.

Giggles had the same moan in this thread a fortnight ago too.

[Giggles]

We've already had two, I think. One of them was Pepe moaning about the moderating, but it still counts.

Giggles had the same moan in this thread a fortnight ago too.

Sign of it being a more common occurrence then. Though, in true John fashion, it's obviously my fault for not loving it. Blah blah blah.

[John]

Where have I even suggested blame there, you ranting nutjob?

[Giggles]

It's your usual line.

[Waffdon]

I've recently started getting hangovers. Only just 19 yesterday as well. Not a fan

[Mike]

Inactivity on the board around 12 on a Friday night is a good sign, Shirley? Threads are quiet because everyone is having fun. Probably.
I was fast asleep

[Lewis]

My friend is off to the Navy on Sunday, so I'm putting together a collection of pictures of people with their smaller, and preferably crapper sidekicks (because he is smaller and crapper than me). I need some suggestions beyond Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.

[Lewis]

On second thoughts, I'll just tag us as William Regal and Tajiri.

[Jimmy Floyd]

http://www.risefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/kenan-and-kel.jpg

Could have worked for you and Amigo too, except that he appears to be actually drinking a fizzy drink.

[Lewis]

That reminds me of Amigo using that Good Burger picture in response to GS and posting the best post ever.

[Giggles]

Just ordered a lamb khazana. No idea.

[Dquincy]

Just ordered a lamb khazana. No idea.

Curry? :drool: Any sides?

My wife is out tomorrow night, is it sad if i order a curry for one?

[Giggles]

Curry? :drool: Any sides?

My wife is out tomorrow night, is it sad if i order a curry for one?

I got mine for one as she went out to vote earlier and met friends. Delivery for one and all :cool:

The curry was mild but awesome and the sides were jhinga pakora and a keema naan.

[Dquincy]

I got mine for one as she went out to vote earlier and met friends. Delivery for one and all :cool:

The curry was mild but awesome and the sides were jhinga pakora and a keema naan.

I bloody love a keema nan, but my frustration with it (order it nearly every time) is that most of the time the meat ends up one end of the nan. :mad:

Tried to make my own nan before, turned out like toast.

[Giggles]

Keema toast :drool:

Keema anything :drool: :drool:

[John]

Keema paratha. :nodd:

[Reg]

I've never heard of keema. I feel uncivilised.

I'm watching Money Train which apparently isn't very good but I like Woody Harrelson and it seemed like a decent plot.

[Dquincy]

Keema paratha. :nodd:

How's that differ from a keema nan?

[Giggles]

I've just watched Wednesdays Brooklyn Nine Nine and am going to do some app work now. Wrecked though so I'll be asleep within two hours.

[Pepe]

Indian food in the UK and in the US seem to be different, at least in the names used.

[Giggles]

How's that differ from a keema nan?

One fried and one baked I think.

[GS]

Indian food in the UK and in the US seem to be different, at least in the names used.

I consider any Asian takeaway to be inauthentic when you can't order a side of chips with it.

[Giggles]

I consider any Asian takeaway to be inauthentic when you can't order a side of chips with it.

Can or can't?

[Magic]

Had the worst Chonkers tonight, be the last time I go there, especially after Orange Chicken-gate.

[Dquincy]

I consider any Asian takeaway to be inauthentic when you can't order a side of chips with it.

Chips from a Chinese take-away. :drool: So good.

[Shindig]

I miss semi-regular takeaways. I need to be in a proper impulsive mood for them.

[Chrissy]

Chips from a Chinese take-away. :drool: So good.

I'm glad I'm not the only one to have noticed this. IN Glasgow the chip shops chips are shit. Chinese chips, dugs baws.

[Boydy]

I've just watched Wednesdays Brooklyn Nine Nine and am going to do some app work now. Wrecked though so I'll be asleep within two hours.

App work?

[Lee]

The haircut I've been intending to have for two weeks won't be happening in the morning, I'm up too late to bother with that. Lie in, football in the afternoon, then Lauren's at work until 2am. :drool:

Shame it's ruined by being on call on Sunday but hopefully I won't need to go in.

Lauren's in the bathroom pissed doing her best to be quiet enough throwing up that I won't notice. Daft bitch.

[Lewis]

Dickhead three year old is here all day, doing my head in as per usual. We're watching Babe (best film ever made in the southern hemisphere FACT), and he still won't shut his fucking mouth.

[Boydy]

He's three. That's what their attention spans are like.

[Dquincy]

Dickhead three year old is here all day, doing my head in as per usual. We're watching Babe (best film ever made in the southern hemisphere FACT), and he still won't shut his fucking mouth.

What's your relation to this 3 yr old? I'm hoping it's not your kid.

[Lewis]

He's my cousin's kid, and I think he may be closer to four than three. My mother made a trifle with him for something to do, but the little prick doesn't want any. :drool:

[Lewis]

He's still going, running lengths of the living room and screeching. Nobody would believe him if I knocked him out would they? Especially if my mother backed me up, which she probably would if he doesn't shut up soon.

[Danny]

The haircut I've been intending to have for two weeks won't be happening in the morning, I'm up too late to bother with that. Lie in, football in the afternoon, then Lauren's at work until 2am. :drool:

Shame it's ruined by being on call on Sunday but hopefully I won't need to go in.

Lauren's in the bathroom pissed doing her best to be quiet enough throwing up that I won't notice. Daft bitch.

You knocked her up?

[Dquincy]

He's my cousin's kid, and I think he may be closer to four than three. My mother made a trifle with him for something to do, but the little prick doesn't want any. :drool:

Haha, aside from being a 3 yr old, why is he such a little prick. I think i recall you mentioning him around Christmas time with some humorous disdain. Or it might have been someone else.

[Lewis]

He just doesn't shut up ever. It's all shit as well, because he's stupid.

[Dquincy]

He just doesn't shut up ever. It's all shit as well, because he's stupid.

Does he like cuddles? More importantly, do you like cuddles with him?

[Lewis]

My mother was moaning that the kid has no attention span and that he was being rough with the dog 'without realising it' (shoving toys in his face mainly). I'm using that and the drawings he did, which were literally just angry lines done with five crayons in his fist, to plant the idea that he's a psychopath. I reckon this has legs.

[Magic]

Indeed, until your vicious dog savages him.

[Boydy]

Maybe it's just because he's three.

[John]

:nodd:

Children are all basically psychopaths at that age.

[Magic]

Mine isn't.

[Lewis]

The dog got a bit excited with all the fussing/aggressive play and humped him when he fell over, which was pretty lol. The kid looked terrified as well, which I suppose is fair when the dog in question is bigger, heavier, and stronger than you. Maybe he isn't gay after all.

I'm not having 'Ooh he's three'. He's a dickhead.

[Magic]

The dog got a bit excited with all the fussing/aggressive play and humped him when he fell over, which was pretty lol. The kid looked terrified as well, which I suppose is fair when the dog in question is bigger, heavier, and stronger than you. Maybe he isn't gay after all.

I'm not having 'Ooh he's three'. He's a dickhead.

Linking zoophilia with homosexuality is a dangerous game to play on here.

[Boydy]

The dog got a bit excited with all the fussing/aggressive play and humped him when he fell over, which was pretty lol. The kid looked terrified as well, which I suppose is fair when the dog in question is bigger, heavier, and stronger than you. Maybe he isn't gay after all.

I'm not having 'Ooh he's three'. He's a dickhead.

He's three and you're autistic.

[John]

Mine isn't.

Yours is smashing other children in the head at nursery. Psychopath.

[Magic]

Yours is smashing other children in the head at nursery. Psychopath.

Not anymore. Not since we agreed to keep the domestics after 7PM.