Humorous Imagery

[Disco]

It's not really very effective if someone likes that kind of thing. It would be like changing (for example) phonics name to 'Likes Boobies and a Smoke'

[Spammer]

Lewis also called me a 'faggot' via reputation. Take a look.

It's hard to me be sometimes :cry:

[Magic]

http://i.imgur.com/GmdbdVr.gif

[Bam]

Change Hammers name to Spanner.

[Disco]

Shaq Attaq

http://i.imgur.com/7ETIS61.gifv

Edit: Why don't gifv tags work on that?

[John Arne]

Like this...

http://imgur.com/7ETIS61.gif

[John]

I almost changed 'Hammer' to 'Scammer' a while back just to draw some extra seethe out of his response to being called a liar, but didn't bother in the end.

Blithely spoiling something for no reason is just about the height of fuckwittery. Revelling in people rightly telling you so is probably worse than Shindig's 'but spoilers don't matter in games' nonsense too. Fanny.

[phonics]

Shaq Attaq

http://i.imgur.com/7ETIS61.gifv

Edit: Why don't gifv tags work on that?

take off everything but '7ETIS61 (http://i.imgur.com/7ETIS61.gifv)'

[Magic]

https://preview.ibb.co/ifj7yv/2017_03_16_19_43_20.png

[Ian]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xtGpIp4ixR6Gk/giphy.gif

I imagine this isn't nearly as funny as I'm currently finding it but the cat's face is amazing.

[Danny]

https://i.imgur.com/SBnrB9m.gif

[Giggles]

847940475281707010

[Giggles]

880830787536523264

[Boydy]

:D

Fuck second home owners anyway.

[Boydy]

899899078586376192

Watch with sound.

[Magic]

...

That's about 5 years old and not funny in the slightest.

[Boydy]

Go fuck yourself.

How many more Scots am I going to have to say this to tonight?

[Boydy]

895385959096877058

[Magic]

Jesus Christ. :sick:

This is probably what that gimp Hoffenheim manager watches in his spare time.

[Boydy]

Sorry, I forgot you only like cats when they're being impaled by stilettos, you sick fuck.

[Magic]

Omg I remember that. :drool:

[Disco]

I reckon Boyd would like high dogs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5VMrCBOL8

[Giggles]

901909361093685248

[Spikey M]

That has to be intentional. Top quality punnery from National Express.

[Limoutsonik]

I seem to be missing the point in this last picture here.Maybe cause i am not british.Can someone shed the light as to why this is funny please my dear sirs?

[phonics]

It's a bus that sounds like 'Walking 9 to 5' out loud.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwDMFOLIHxU

[Giggles]

It's a bus that sounds like 'Walking 9 to 5' out loud.

Eh?

[Pepe]

It's a bus that sounds like 'Walking 9 to 5' out loud.

:face:

[niko_cee]

:D

[Mazuuurk]

Walking :D

[phonics]

Who would pronounce Woking as Working. Perverts, that's who.

[Mazuuurk]

Yes because "walking 9 to 5" is also a thing.

[phonics]

It's a bus.

[Giggles]

I'm sorry I posted it now.

[Magic]

Hammer

[Offshore Toon]

:D

How can you be that thick but still take yourself so seriously?

[Disco]

I can't believe he's trying to defend it.

[Offshore Toon]

Do you reckon he sings 'and I would work five hundred miles'?

[Disco]

Miles as in Davis yeah?

[Magic]

TBF to phonics I thought it was some sort of Chow Mein joke.

[Disco]

I'd definitely listen to a Ken Hom cover of 9-5.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Featuring Phonics.

'It's walking...'

[Shindig]

Who would pronounce Woking as Working. Perverts, that's who.

Mark Lawrenson.

[niko_cee]

This (https://www.instagram.com/shanghaiobserved/) is quite funny for lolling at the forrins.

[phonics]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DImBy0AXgAAGhbc.jpg:large

[mo]

That's more sad than humorous.

[Dquincy]

It's a bus that sounds like 'Walking 9 to 5' out loud.

Embarrassing.

[Baz]

http://i.imgur.com/BAVaLxN.png

[Raoul Duke]

My favourite from that artist:

https://i.imgur.com/dF00m.jpg

[Ian]

A shop near me sells a load of greetings cards with those on. That hippo one is good.

I quite like this one:
https://www.poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cheeseburger.png

[SincereTheRebel]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXRu9oFWAAAR3nc.jpg

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Took a minute there. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's great.

[SincereTheRebel]

One of the funniest images ive seen in a while.

[Giggles]

I had to do a bit of Googling, but I'm not 12.

[Baz]

971113320030920704

[phonics]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYovc6JW0AAKS7O.jpg:large

[Giggles]

I'd missed that Baz post. The fuck?

[Baz]

I'd missed that Baz post. The fuck?What’s up?

[Magic]

I'm glad it's confirmed we wouldn't get on IRL.

[phonics]

https://snoopsnoo.com/u/INSERTUSERNAMEHERE

[Baz]

you are
turkey manager

your locations of interest
las vegas

you like to play
video games

sports and teams you like:
wrestling
soccer

you like to discuss
bittorrent
cryptography

[Baz]

Replacing guns with thumbs up in famous scenes, like

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R8Qz42O8LtU/UUIkxIC5c6I/AAAAAAAAAg0/CnETmQmC_YU/s1600/Ramboth.jpg

http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

[Shindig]

The A-Team one brought me the most joy.

[Giggles]

983019672512745474

[Kikó]

It's the new Fenton.

[Giggles]

That's rather unfortunate.

https://i.imgur.com/jNB8Hy8.png

[Boydy]

:D

[randomlegend]

?

[Giggles]

?

Those two strapping ladies are the current Sinn Fein leadership, wearing their county jersies for the football final this afternoon.
I'll assume I don't need to explain to you what Taig means.

[John]

He's more likely to know who those two women are than what 'taig' means. The English still don't care nearly as much about what goes on over there as you think.

[Giggles]

He's more likely to know who those two women are than what 'taig' means. The English still don't care nearly as much about what goes on over there as you think.

They don't care but that wouldn't make any difference. You seem to assume I've never been in England before and am only guessing.

[Pepe]

What's taig?

[randomlegend]

I have no idea what taig means.

[Giggles]

What's taig?

An affectionate term for us that the British use.

http://morningmail.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/belfast.jpg

[randomlegend]

I don't think 'the British' as a whole use that term for 'you' very much at all to be honest. I've never even heard the word.

[Shindig]

In the context of segregation in Northern Ireland and sectarianism in Glasgow, the term "Taig", is used as a derogatory term for a Roman Catholic, used by Northern Irish Protestants and Ulster loyalists.

Aye, us pesky Brits, eh?

[Giggles]

Aye, us pesky Brits, eh?

All the brexit Combat 18 heads in England would be rather fond of it too. And the likes of Bam.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was at an anti-Irish rally last night and I didn't hear anyone say 'Taigs'.

[Giggles]

I'd find that hard to believe, what would have been used then? You don't still stick with Paddies or Micks down that area do you?

[Bam]

All the brexit Combat 18 heads in England would be rather fond of it too. And the likes of Bam.


Never heard of it.

[Bam]

I'd find that hard to believe, what would have been used then? You don't still stick with Paddies or Micks down that area do you?

:nodd:

[Giggles]

:nodd:

You're not the same area as Jimmy. I'm thinking more King Charles spaniel than doberman.

[Spikey M]

+1 for the never heard of it list.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Has anyone actually heard of it before bar Giggles and Boydy?

[John]

They don't care but that wouldn't make any difference. You seem to assume I've never been in England before and am only guessing.

Nope, I correctly assume that even having been there you still think people are more interested in you than they are. You still maintain that there would be spontaneous street parties if ISIS levelled Dublin, when the real reaction would be a raised eyebrow and a 'fuck me, that's a bit close to home'.

[randomlegend]

In my life I've never heard a single person having a go at the Irish (other than people making leprechaun jokes at Dara O'Brien on Mock the Week). I live in Norfolk as well so it's not like we are the most politically correct bunch. It just doesn't come up.

[Disco]

I think I've seen Giggles telling us we hate the Irish more times than I've ever heard any actual anti-Irish sentiment expressed. I also could have looked at that picture for a hundred years and not been able to tell you what the problem was.

[Baz]

I love the Irish for two reasons.

Reason 1:
https://waterfordarts.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/rubber-bandits.png

Reason 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2r_fZ-aCtg

Moreso reason #2, really. :D

[Lewis]

I was at an anti-Irish rally last night and I didn't hear anyone say 'Taigs'.


I'd find that hard to believe, what would have been used then? You don't still stick with Paddies or Micks down that area do you?

I don't know about you, but this is the funniest exchange we've had here in ages.

[Ian]

I think I've seen Giggles telling us we hate the Irish more times than I've ever heard any actual anti-Irish sentiment expressed. I also could have looked at that picture for a hundred years and not been able to tell you what the problem was.

Ahh, the old "All the English do is talk about 1966" thing, when in reality 96% of that disappears the moment you shoot Clive Tyldesley and I've heard more of it since I moved north of the border.

[Kikó]

I was at an anti-Irish rally last night and I didn't hear anyone say 'Taigs'.

Are you sure? Where I was sat, they were all saying it? Lovely to meet your wife as well last night as well.

[Pepe]

Everyone gaslighting Giggles. Classic English.

[Giggles]

Are you sure? Where I was sat, they were all saying it? Lovely to meet your wife as well last night as well.

As if you'd associate with the sorts who would attend a "rally" for anything.

[Kikó]

The club we frequent is very against Ireland and their supposed nationalism.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

https://i.postimg.cc/SsyqQTKN/image.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

[Kikó]

Great obscure reference. Doubt most people know the Jesus bloke back story.

[John]

https://preview.ibb.co/iwkB4K/IMG_20181001_WA0030.jpg (https://ibb.co/cPynde)

How the fuck has that made it to production?

[Giggles]

:D what the fuck?

How just one cunt somewhere in the process doesn't go "Hmmm, do you not think...."

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's incredible.

[Spikey M]

How? Why?

[Magic]

That's such an Edinburgh Council thing to do.

[Magic]

Ah it's a photoshop. Nice.

[-james-]

Sound on.

https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1047288466231316480

Fucking outstanding.

[Lewis]

The snow shovel sounding like Nirvana is one of my all time favourite stupid videos.

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOipTXvNNo

A personal favourite of mine.

[Ian]

I hadn't seen the snow shovel one, and it's tremendous.

[John]

https://youtu.be/eX-X_6E1Zuc

There are a few good ones in there.

[Ian]

The one with the bird about 2 minutes in got me and I don't even know what the song is.

[Giggles]

Where's this snow shovel? All I seen was a deer walking though a slide.

[Disco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2gj4pwaUuc

[Pepe]

The shovel one did make me lol. The other two posted were complete shite.

[phonics]

Pepe is half correct, it's the shovel one and this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28

[Pepe]

That is good too. :D

[John]

That's the worst of the lot. The one with all the rubber toys for that same song is better, and even that's quite crap.

[Pepe]

Can't go wrong with goats.

[Danny]

I dont really go for shit on facebook but I got linked to this.

https://www.facebook.com/RateMyPlateNow/

Some of the comments had me cracking up :lol:

[Boydy]

1078321977377546241

[Spikey M]

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I still prefer this:

1077095301150900224

[Ian]

Laughed aloud at both, even having seen the Titus one before.

God bless you, Greatest Royal Rumble.

[Baz]

Just seen this on Hammer’s Instagram.

https://i.imgur.com/SPTN6Ps.jpg

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He was shoving it up his arse 5 minutes later.

[Spikey M]

Just seen this on Hammer’s Instagram.

https://i.imgur.com/SPTN6Ps.jpg Magic

[Magic]

Holy fucking hell.

What's Hammy hams insta handle?

[Baz]

That’s not actually him. :D

[Disco]

It not being him in the picture sort of gave it away.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought he had let himself go and gone full paedo.

[phonics]

1080637527214772226

Not an image but close enough. I've watched it on loop.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/GifK86y.gif

[bruhnaldo]

tf lmao

[Disco]

Sgt Bash would have it, easy.

[Boydy]

1134756951706021888

Clapton's face. :D

[Lewis]

Wondering why he paid extra if minorities can still hassle him.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

1202366227684962304

[Spikey M]

:D

[igor_balis]

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/79520856_10102821284859932_5495513038662402048_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=YPCHhxbs_UMAQlzr0tXbC4o1tuJZ4WNSVx3p0IR9TV E6dmhpFMDycA2zg&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=591f1bc37b41757425c9aa9485702266&oe=5E754B12

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

1222943917307572225

[Shindig]

Surely he's the bigger twat for arranging that?

[Giggles]

No, there’s no bigger twat.

[mo]

No, there’s no bigger twat.

Both literally and figuratively, you'd imagine.

[igor_balis]

Bought my dad a bottle of rye whiskey for his bday. Can only assume he drank it all in one sitting based on, er, what I think is his thank you message:

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/83336480_2908341765893361_8515666227970965504_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=zsKj_woMz1EAX8nergd&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=c8bc763fb5ec170097a4938da80ab000&oe=5EC72BB6

[Jimmy Floyd]

:D

Ho sham.

[John Arne]

I don't get the Ed Sheeran / Simpsons one??

[niko_cee]

I guess the suggestion is that Ed looks like Homer with his awake whilst actually asleep glasses on.

[Shindig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRIdtMlqwNA

God, I hate everyone involved. Well, not the crowd actors. They were just doing their job.

[Boydy]

1252280546044059648

[Baz]

My mate is on about starting his own business doing car recovery, scrap collecting and house moves. I’ve offered to help him with the online side of things and figured he could use a logo, after I saw someone offering freebies on Reddit. I messaged and s/he said they weren’t doing free anymore but could do one for €10 and asked for more details. I sent some info and ideas from my mate and got a “that’ll be €30, okay?” style message so I said nah leave it. “€20? I did something similar recently and it turned out really good!” I still wasn’t interested but asked for the example.

https://i.imgur.com/AC1N32J_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

:D

I think I should report myself for clearly speaking to a nine year old on the internet.

[Giggles]

What’s the crest thing? I know it from somewhere.

[mo]

Chernos be cherno-ing.

[Ian]

My mate is on about starting his own business doing car recovery, scrap collecting and house moves. I’ve offered to help him with the online side of things and figured he could use a logo, after I saw someone offering freebies on Reddit. I messaged and s/he said they weren’t doing free anymore but could do one for €10 and asked for more details. I sent some info and ideas from my mate and got a “that’ll be €30, okay?” style message so I said nah leave it. “€20? I did something similar recently and it turned out really good!” I still wasn’t interested but asked for the example.

https://i.imgur.com/AC1N32J_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

:D

I think I should report myself for clearly speaking to a nine year old on the internet.

:D

Fucking hell.

[Baz]

THIRTY EUROS :lol:

[Ian]

Bargain, mate. Sign him up.

[Giggles]

Was the guy from here? I’ve found the logo which strangely is the crest of Carlow Institute of Technology (a small third level school here).

[Baz]

Was the guy from here? I’ve found the logo which strangely is the crest of Carlow Institute of Technology (a small third level school here).Dunno. Quirky Cat or something on Reddit. Posted a lot in r/slavelabour which sounds bad.

[Lewis]

https://twitter.com/L49B04T/status/1262483563339005954

That really builds into something.

[Offshore Toon]

1263442672011948033

[Spikey M]

:D

[Boydy]

1263930376860377091

[Pepe]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/f5rxtzlmkeyhvy83ec3b.png

[Lewis]

I was reading about that earlier. It defies explanation.

[Disco]

It would have been even better if they changed the numbers into gothic font.

[Pepe]

I heard the current owner is upgrading to one of these:

https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/ibimg/hgm/1024x576-1/100/233/chevrolet-and-ss-logos-on-a-2010-camaro-grille_100233567.jpg

[Shindig]

At least it's a Volkswagen.

[John Arne]

https://gyazo.com/f9a6f3b05b421f0ceba19ba3e00fd849.jpeg

[Baz]

What am i looking at?

[Giggles]

A swinger type situation?

[Spikey M]

What am i looking at?

They swapped passengers. He's been away too long.

[John Arne]

Two young lads on a scooter, followed by two coppers.
Next frame, coppers taking them back/away (for a good beating, presumably).

[Spikey M]

https://media.tenor.com/images/e153cd0b2f7ac2c68d4f9355ee5b6b1a/tenor.gif

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My sides are aching from laughing too much.

[John Arne]

Covid infested, cunts.

[Spikey M]

Cave diving nonce.

[Kikó]

https://gyazo.com/f9a6f3b05b421f0ceba19ba3e00fd849.jpeg

[John Arne]

Swingers?

[Spikey M]

https://gyazo.com/f9a6f3b05b421f0ceba19ba3e00fd849.jpeg

:lol:

Archive the thread

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Absolute gold, cheers for the tee hee Keeks.

[Offshore Toon]

Fuck Mellin, let's just put John Arne on stage to get rich.

[Shindig]

On stage or on trial?

[Queenslander]

https://i.ibb.co/JR7TC3F/FB-IMG-1607130064515.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

[Boydy]

1355927850092797952

I saw this yesterday and I'm still laughing at it.

Edit: open the tweet for the full reveal.

[Shindig]

Okay, that's daft. :D

[randomlegend]

The only way that's real is if the supermarket were stocking it mixed in with the human shampoos, and if that's the case it's an understandable mistake.

[phonics]

His follow up says that he also had a shampoo with a picture of people washing dishes on it so the dog proves nothing...

[Boydy]

The only way that's real is if the supermarket were stocking it mixed in with the human shampoos, and if that's the case it's an understandable mistake.

I assumed his wife bought it and it had been left in the bathroom after washing their dog.

But why don't you go tag DHOTYA in the replies anyway.

[randomlegend]

I don't know what DHOTYA means and I don't have Twitter.

[Spikey M]

Didn't Happen Of The Year Award.

It's a sometimes funny account dedicated to calling bullshit on ridiculous claims that also often gets taken in by obvious jokes.

[Spikey M]

1343672821793366024?s=09

A sample

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's an awkward one because egregious examples like that one need to be stamped out, but a lot of their output is people saying DIDN'T HAPPEN to things that quite evidently did happen, and upsetting people in the process.

[Boydy]

It's quite often football lads doing it to mildly amusing, not particularly extraordinary tweets by women.

[Spikey M]

One of the highlights was someone doing it to an Accidental Partridge tweet. It's always important to point out how ridiculous something is when someone is pointing out how ridiculous something is.

[mo]

It's the least funny account going and the only people who tag them are lads in their early 20s who, amazingly, have no sense of humour, taste or perspective.

[Spammer]

I'm most interested in what the dog shampoo was like for his hair. I'm guessing it was pretty good if he wanted more of it.

[Baz]

I’ve used horse shampoo before. Was good stuff. Might order some more, actually.

[Kikó]

Made his hair feel rough. Rough rough rough.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/nv2Tlck.png

[Raoul Duke]

The left one has a white marking on its nose?

[Shindig]

He should check round the back to see if they're different sexes. The last thing he wants is for those to start shagging.

[Ian]

That picture is reet old so he may well have been overrun with near-identical cats by now.

[Boydy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/opalu3/capuchin_monkey_after_a_weekend_of_german_porn/

[Giggles]

https://i.imgur.com/UoUZpNQ.png

[Spikey M]

:D

[Queenslander]

:lol:

[mo]

1420090612410372098

[John Arne]

https://gyazo.com/5f76071d3901c6837c6b7661bfe73bdb.jpeg

[Giggles]

:D Harrowing indeed.

[Queenslander]

This bloke is a national Treasure.



https://youtu.be/-ga0w5V5ns4

[randomlegend]

1420090612410372098

This makes me laugh every time I open the thread.

[Spikey M]

Would you say you have a rewind?

[Jimmy Floyd]

A rumour went round my school that 'Bo Selecta' meant 'Death to the white man'. And on that note, we seamlessly slide into this, which charted at number 3:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo

[Spikey M]

I wonder how quickly you'd get "cancelled" if you did that these days.

I remember lolling real tears over this back then.


https://youtu.be/yJMtRfZHKSU

[Disco]

It's amazing to me that that guy has had such a long career without ever doing anything remotely funny.

[igor_balis]

https://gyazo.com/5f76071d3901c6837c6b7661bfe73bdb.jpeg

1177819257108779008

[Spikey M]

People mock Centrists but I'm not really sure why when moving in either direction seems to be a surefire shortcut to being a boring cunt.

[Lewis]

'TakedownMRAs'. Imagine running that account with your life.

[Baz]

1480112089536606210

[Shindig]

What an introduction to the internet. :D

[Manc]

Lewis would.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.imgur.com/AjG7phc.png

:D