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Toby
19-09-2015, 10:27 PM
"Ooh, I don't like this new skin"

"Ooh, I don't like these slightly different thread titles"

"Who is this poster who was around for years on TTH?"

"Why aren't things exactly like they were I think I'm going to have a panic attack because the colour scheme has changed and I'm a child"

It's a new board, its time we all get used to it and accept a few things are going to be different.

John Arne
19-09-2015, 10:30 PM
To be fair, Phonics did ask for suggestions and ideas.
I don't think anyone is really that bothered.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 10:30 PM
What a wanker.

Reg
19-09-2015, 10:32 PM
Making a thread complaining that people are complaining.

Close to neg repping.

Luca
19-09-2015, 10:32 PM
I largely agree, but ": D" not being :grin: is a travesty.

Mazuuurk
19-09-2015, 10:33 PM
Oooh, I really don't like this thread. Nobody made threads like this on the old board.

7om
19-09-2015, 10:33 PM
Toby seems more bothered by it than the people supposedly complaining. Nobody is that unhappy, it's just comments about it being different.

Giggles
19-09-2015, 10:33 PM
I prefer this one by a mile.

Ian
19-09-2015, 10:33 PM
Complaining about a thread which was made to complain about people complaining.

:nono:

Toby
19-09-2015, 10:34 PM
To be fair, Phonics did ask for suggestions and ideas.
I don't think anyone is really that bothered.

When it's contained to that thread and it's constructive it's fine.


Making a thread complaining that people are complaining.

Close to neg repping.

Complaint is fine, I'm talking about people being upset by change.

7om
19-09-2015, 10:35 PM
Look at Ian the moaning wanker.

Lewis
19-09-2015, 10:36 PM
Does this forum show up on Google, by the way? Can we start using Gaseous Snake again without fear of him being sacked?

Ian
19-09-2015, 10:38 PM
Malian Google, perhaps.

Reg
19-09-2015, 10:38 PM
I'm talking about people being upset by change.
Top, top pedantry.

Mazuuurk
19-09-2015, 10:40 PM
Why can't people be upset about change? Like think of WW2 changed the citiscape of many cities, and people were quite upset about that. Are you saying they were wrong? That basically makes you a nazi, dude.

Lewis
19-09-2015, 10:44 PM
Ooooooh, Toby, Toby
Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby Sandison

Pleb
19-09-2015, 10:45 PM
:grin:

Toby
19-09-2015, 10:46 PM
Top, top pedantry.

:cab:

It's not pedantry, it's a significant distinction.

Making constructive suggestions to actually improve the board is good. Whinging that things aren't exactly like they were, even if that has no advantage beyond, 'because I'm used to that' is just pointless.

Pepe
19-09-2015, 10:47 PM
Is this the official seethe thread?

Lewis
19-09-2015, 10:49 PM
Hey-hey it's Toby
He's got a massive Head
He left his mates in Shetland
To bore us all instead

GS
19-09-2015, 11:22 PM
Does this forum show up on Google, by the way? Can we start using Gaseous Snake again without fear of him being sacked?

Let's not.

I take if the forum is locked down, aye?

Lewis
19-09-2015, 11:31 PM
Gaseous Cake. :cool:

Pepe
19-09-2015, 11:32 PM
Cashews Snake.

Lewis
19-09-2015, 11:34 PM
Classiest Lake.

Pleb
19-09-2015, 11:35 PM
GS :cool:

GS
19-09-2015, 11:36 PM
Lads.

Lewis
19-09-2015, 11:37 PM
Lads! Lads! Lads! Lads!
*shouts 'Waaaaay!' right in Toby's face*

QE Harold Flair
19-09-2015, 11:37 PM
I have a question - Why aren't things exactly like they were I think I'm going to have a panic attack because the colour scheme has changed and I'm a child?

Magic
20-09-2015, 12:02 AM
Sandyson being proper Aut here.

Disco
20-09-2015, 12:21 AM
We're the remnants left from a dying and defunct forum, the only ones who were motivated to move to another one en masse.

We're pretty much the definition of a cliquey bunch of wankers.

Dark Soldier
20-09-2015, 03:06 AM
Toby why you gotta be a dick, you can be cool mate, you can. Try it. You won't be accepted but its all about the spirit of belief.

John
20-09-2015, 03:20 AM
I largely agree, but ": D" not being :grin: is a travesty.

Fixed.

The forum is ugly and slow, but it works, which the other one emphatically doesn't at the moment. Better to get on with it than complain.

Luca
20-09-2015, 04:22 AM
Fixed.

The forum is ugly and slow, but it works, which the other one emphatically doesn't at the moment. Better to get on with it than complain.

Cheers.

Spoonsky
20-09-2015, 05:15 AM
We've been using the same forum and the same threads for more or less 10 years, is it that hard to believe that some people are going to have a hard time adjusting to it within 2 days?

Also, while we're being PEDANTIC WANKERS, none of what you listed really qualifies as "cliquey".

Giggles
20-09-2015, 07:44 AM
Fixed.

The forum is ugly and slow, but it works, which the other one emphatically doesn't at the moment. Better to get on with it than complain.

I don't find it to be either.

Andy
20-09-2015, 08:13 AM
Anyone have any bright ideas to recruit a few new members?

John Arne
20-09-2015, 09:07 AM
Tombola?

leedsrevolution
20-09-2015, 09:09 AM
We won't recruit new members. We'll talk about how to do it for a 2 months but nothing will ever get done. We're all great at doing that :drool:

Ian
20-09-2015, 09:18 AM
Is Football Manager big in Mali?

Toby
20-09-2015, 09:21 AM
We've been using the same forum and the same threads for more or less 10 years, is it that hard to believe that some people are going to have a hard time adjusting to it within 2 days?

Also, while we're being PEDANTIC WANKERS, none of what you listed really qualifies as "cliquey".

The third point very much is and was what prompted me to post this. The others were mostly meant in a light hearted way but I suppose it was naive to think it might be successfully read that way just because we are on a new board.

Magic
20-09-2015, 09:22 AM
Has to be twitter surely. Like fuck am I sharing this place with people I know, though.

Ian
20-09-2015, 09:24 AM
Get the missus signed up, MJ. :nod:

Lee
20-09-2015, 09:34 AM
we are going to need new members at some point. Might invite Lauren and Fit Accountant at the same time.

Giggles
20-09-2015, 09:35 AM
It's not here you want to be inviting both of them.

Lee
20-09-2015, 09:41 AM
They will meet at the Christmas party at which we are going to have to pretend we don't want to fuck one another.

Kikó
20-09-2015, 09:43 AM
We'll be setting up a poster campaign in the next few weeks off the back of the donations we receive.

Giggles
20-09-2015, 09:44 AM
We'll be setting up a poster campaign in the next few weeks off the back of the donations we receive.

Get an ad at half time in the rugby world cup final.

Dquincy
20-09-2015, 10:20 AM
What a bullshit thread, suggest it's closed.

Lewis
20-09-2015, 11:31 AM
We've missed a trick dead-naming ourselves, since we're not going to get any new members without any sort of Football Manager component. We should have called this place 'Bantasy Island' and got the LadBible to affiliate with us.

GS
20-09-2015, 11:52 AM
The forum is a bit difficult to read. I think the lack of avatars is what's doing it, as that tended to be what I used to identify people without having to pay attention.

A new skin wouldn't go amiss, but then we'll get used to this one in the next while and complain when it's finally changed. It was always thus.

Lewis
20-09-2015, 11:54 AM
#RaveSkin

phonics
20-09-2015, 11:58 AM
Nah this skins definitely changing. It's burning my eyes out.

Yevrah
20-09-2015, 01:30 PM
They will meet at the Christmas party at which we are going to have to pretend we don't want to fuck one another.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Lee
20-09-2015, 01:31 PM
That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

If they become best friends I'll kill myself.

Pepe
20-09-2015, 01:33 PM
Threesome!

Lee
20-09-2015, 01:35 PM
I'm not the sort of person who that kind of thing happens to.

GS
20-09-2015, 01:37 PM
Lee's going to need therapy by the time this episode is over.

Lee
20-09-2015, 01:43 PM
I won't. Things are going much better at home at the minute and hopefully that lasts. If I were single I'd definitely have shagged Fit Accountant by now and she made it very clear that I could do so when I was out with her a week or so back. But I'm not, so I won't. I can't deny being flattered though and I do enjoy the attention.

simon
20-09-2015, 01:57 PM
Do it, Lee. :drool:

GS
20-09-2015, 02:00 PM
Lee! Lee! Lee! Lee!

Magic
20-09-2015, 02:01 PM
If they become best friends I'll kill myself.

Remember that girl I used to work with I was telling you about who the wife hates because she's jealous of her and thinks she lusts after me, well they met properly at that recent wedding we were at and are now FB friends and she's inviting her on nights out as well as me? Fucking suicide.

Lee
20-09-2015, 02:07 PM
Remember that girl I used to work with I was telling you about who the wife hates because she's jealous of her and thinks she lusts after me, well they met properly at that recent wedding we were at and are now FB friends and she's inviting her on nights out as well as me? Fucking suicide.

This must be avoided at all costs. The other shit scenario is that Lauren and Fit Accountant's husband start a steamy affair. I'm happy having a proper relationship at home and a woman at work to distract me when home is shit. And to flirt with on nights out.

I still don't know how my cock didn't burst out of my jeans last Friday night.

"Can we get a taxi back to yours?"

"Lauren is in my bed."

She then invited me out for lunch, just the two of us. I've knocked that fucker on the head. She clearly wants a proper affair.

GS
20-09-2015, 02:10 PM
As if you're not absolutely loving it.

Lee
20-09-2015, 02:11 PM
Of course I'm loving it, I even said so a couple of posts up.

GS
20-09-2015, 02:12 PM
You'll have had the affair by the end of the summer.

Lee
20-09-2015, 02:16 PM
I won't as I'm not a massive cunt.

Yevrah
20-09-2015, 02:20 PM
We really do need a picture of this FA.

Lee
20-09-2015, 02:24 PM
I'm not doing that but she's a tall slim blonde with nice tits and fairly pretty. Lauren is brunette, shorter and prettier.

Lewis
20-09-2015, 02:26 PM
That comparison was unnecessary. You don't need to explain anything to us.

Lee
20-09-2015, 02:27 PM
I owe it to the community.

Magic
20-09-2015, 02:33 PM
You really need to be committed to such a thing as a work affair. In my mind random fucks in cities you very rarely visit with 0 chance of anyone being any the wiser are preferable. Too much risk and grief with a work affair, no matter how tempting it might be I'd never partake.

Giggles
20-09-2015, 02:33 PM
The forum is a bit difficult to read. I think the lack of avatars is what's doing it, as that tended to be what I used to identify people without having to pay attention.

A new skin wouldn't go amiss, but then we'll get used to this one in the next while and complain when it's finally changed. It was always thus.

There are avatars.

GS
20-09-2015, 02:33 PM
There are avatars.

Not everyone has the same ones, which was clearly the point.

Pepe
20-09-2015, 02:35 PM
If that's what you wanted to say why didn't you say that?

GS
20-09-2015, 02:36 PM
Because I mistakenly assume that some of you are capable of thinking things through.

Magic
20-09-2015, 02:37 PM
I'll try and source my old one if it helps you cope, mate. We need to support each other through this difficult time.

Pepe
20-09-2015, 02:37 PM
I think it is very clear that you fucked up. E-apologize to us now.

Danny
20-09-2015, 02:49 PM
http://www.smileygenerator.us/smiley_sign/links/smiley_sign.0806233001442760546.gif

SvN
20-09-2015, 02:53 PM
I used archive.org to grab mine