Post A Pic O' Yersel' (The Mugshot Thread)

[Baz]

http://i.imgur.com/b5AiTTG.jpg

[Dquincy]

Didn't know you were bald. :baz:

[Toby]

Pinocchio and Gepetto have hit hard times since their days of stardom.

[Mike]

http://i.imgur.com/tlJnhb6l.jpg
Me, Baz and some cool guy we know.

[Mazuuurk]

You can't just rename the Mugshot thread. Sort it out you fucking spaz.

[Pleb]

:grin:

What a seethe.

[Andy]

http://s14.postimg.org/jsbdwov4x/image.jpg

One from Vitesse away. It was 32 degrees and I'm basically bald now, hence the wanker cap.

[Mazuuurk]

Hello there Dumbo.

[Waffdon]

What are thoseeeeeeeee

[Lewis]

He's got the face of a white Mark Henry.

[Spoonsky]

Andy looks like what Foe aspires to look like.

[The Merse]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/105450j.jpg

Festival season yo.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

*Wanker season...

[Danny]

Andy is Costa's younger brother

[John]

There's a hint of Johnny Hendricks about Andy there.

[Magic]

Andy looks exactly like an English away fan in Europe.

[Spoonsky]

Sneaking up on the Utah football coach (no. 3 in the nation baby):

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t34.0-12/12165662_10205252316655922_934393059_n.jpg?oh=ce2c ac6ec1b623dff76b40484bcad3ee&oe=5625B168

Not actually a video.

[Toby]

Remember when you made fun of other people's hairdos?

[Baz]

Me with a 2 pinter at a wrestling show on Friday:


http://i.imgur.com/ICYZ5DJ.jpg?2

[Spoonsky]

Remember when you made fun of other people's hairdos?

I've never claimed to take the high ground in terms of hairdo or clothing, but I don't think that should stop me from mocking other people either.

My hair doesn't even look bad there, relatively speaking. It's just a bit of a shambles in general.

[Davgooner]

Only current one I have is on the Daily Mail website from Spurs away in the cup.

[Baz]

Only current one I have is on the Daily Mail website from Spurs away in the cup.Whereabouts? (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3246829/Arsenal-fans-rampage-tearing-Tottenham-hoardings-following-Capital-One-Cup-victory-White-Hart-Lane.html)

[Yevrah]

Always nice to see grown men making complete twats of themselves at the football.

[Davgooner]

They were 16-year-olds and as it turns out common sense prevailed and the club only gave them one-month bans.

[Magic]

Trying out new hair styles.

http://i60.tinypic.com/2vwha2w.jpg

[mugbull]

8 glasses of wine into last night, approaching eyes rolled back in the head phase, but in times of crisis like this are taken the best pictures

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12080232_10153774188429665_4195912949991075059_o.j pg

[randomlegend]

http://i.imgur.com/liZlN8O.jpg?1

Found out the other day that this photo of me is still on the school website.

The fucking state of it :D/:face:

[randomlegend]

Remember when you made fun of other people's hairdos?

Also only just realised it's this that led to Spoonsky's thread.

Lol.

[John]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1ox4JqmZqh0/hqdefault.jpg

[Max Power]

More Pavel Nedved for me. Embrace it.

[Lewis]

These days the piece of paper would be holding him up.

[Toby]

I was sure that Hanson did a cover of I'm So Dizzy, which would have been an ideal combination of the lookalike comments and Lewis' joke, but it turns out I've completely imagined that. It doesn't even look like anybody did a extra-cheesy 90s version of it.

[Raoul Duke]

I was sure that Hanson did a cover of I'm So Dizzy, which would have been an ideal combination of the lookalike comments and Lewis' joke, but it turns out I've completely imagined that. It doesn't even look like anybody did a extra-cheesy 90s version of it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOlG92rb2Zg

[TG09]

Got one on my twitter account

[simon]

More Pavel Nedved for me. Embrace it.

Good shout.

Nedved. :cool:

[Vim]

http://i.imgur.com/IvWvtz9.jpg

Going to Halloween party as Gene from Bob's Burgers tonight.

[Magic]

Been eating too many burgers more like.

[Vim]

Yep. Yesterday there was a Harry Potter theme and I went as a "Death Eater, mostly Eater".

[Magic]

Can this be renamed to 'The Mugshot Thread' because it's very fucking hard to find searching. :mad:

Anyway, not too sure about my latest haircut, the re-visit may not have been worth it:

http://s12.postimg.org/7zlpiotjh/2016_01_06_13_20_45.jpg

Thoughts?

[Lewis]

Jock Lesnar.

[7om]

You look like a right cunt.

[Josh]

It really is about time you sorted that tiling.

[Magic]

You look like a right cunt.

Holy shit lads, I've brought him back. :drool:

[7om]

:cheer:

[Pepe]

Zom. :cool:

[SincereTheRebel]

The t-shirt reads what you are.

[Chrissy]

Here I am circled after I decided to wear my booze instead of just drinking it. Fuck me I am fat.

http://i.imgur.com/Ksb6ko4.jpg

[Dquincy]

Can this be renamed to 'The Mugshot Thread' because it's very fucking hard to find searching. :mad:

Anyway, not too sure about my latest haircut, the re-visit may not have been worth it:

http://s12.postimg.org/7zlpiotjh/2016_01_06_13_20_45.jpg

Thoughts?
The haircut, not your face.

http://www.oocities.org/taintedone22/cletus.gif

[Manc]

Here I am circled after I decided to wear my booze instead of just drinking it. Fuck me I am fat.

http://i.imgur.com/Ksb6ko4.jpg

At least you aren't the Nam vet with two cocks in his mouth.

[leedsrevolution]

Here I am circled after I decided to wear my booze instead of just drinking it. Fuck me I am fat.

http://i.imgur.com/Ksb6ko4.jpg

I didn't expect you to look like that. I expected it to be more like the guy at the bottom left.

[Chrissy]

The guy with two cocks in his mouth yeah? :)

[Foe]

http://i65.tinypic.com/2q30owi.jpg

[Dquincy]

Rotate the pic? nah, ok.

[Manc]

Foe's got a bit of Magic in him. I can sense the henchness.

[Foe]

Rotate the pic? nah, ok.

It shows normally for me but others say the same all the time. No idea what the problem is.

[Dquincy]

It shows normally for me but others say the same all the time. No idea what the problem is.

Well, you're handsome (in a rugged way) for a half faced man with no/shaved hair.

[Giggles]

Beard needs to go though. They're bad enough normally but worse when you can't grow a proper one.

[Foe]

Foe's got a bit of Magic in him. I can sense the henchness.

Hey babe. Fb me. X

http://s11.postimg.org/jdnl73yc3/image.jpg

[Magic]

:D

Fucking hell, I love this place.

[Dquincy]

This escalated quickly.

[Magic]

Those eyebags tho...

[Chrissy]

Fucks sake Foe. :)

[Foe]

Sent that to all my female "friends" on snapchat too. Don't feel too privaledged Tth. I'm a whore.

[Dquincy]

Sent that to all my female "friends" on snapchat too. Don't feel too privaledged Tth. I'm a whore.

Any of them replied yet? And what with?

[Adamski]

Fuck sake what a coupon that is.

[Magic]

He looks like Lewis's dog.

[Manc]

Them indentations. Woof.

[Blitz]

Have you been crying?

[Foe]

Have you been crying?

Nah. Just tired and ugly. 😖

[leedsrevolution]

Jesus Foe. Who are you really trying to impress here? Because it's working. If you dig?

[Chrissy]

Last time I saw a six pack that good I got a free bottle opener with it.

[Magic]

I like how the self proclaimed comedian among us is the least funniest member on the board.

[Chrissy]

I like how the self proclaimed comedian among us is the least funniest member on the board.

I'm saving my best lines to console you and cheer you up for the eventual "she's left me" post you put on the relationship thread dude.

[Manc]

Whip your chap out, Foe.

[Lewis]

He looks like Lewis's dog.

He's only bald between his back legs.

[Spoonsky]

Chrissy looks like a wealthy gay man who'd live in the Upper West Side of New York.

[Lewis]

Taken 4, where he has to eat the gangsters.

[Queenslander]

I've lost the battle Lewis

http://i65.tinypic.com/2s1ab6r.jpg

[Shindig]

The thing that concerns me about Chrissy's photo is the fat Kevin Nash.

[ScousePig]

I thought Queenslander was Andy.

[Chrissy]

Chrissy looks like a wealthy gay man who'd live in the Upper West Side of New York.

Yeah cheers. Actually what the fuck? :)

[Charlie]

I thought Chrissy was that Scottish guy with the distorted face.

[Lewis]

That Glenn Stewart comparison was so good, Queens.

[Bartholomert]

Duke football in the fall (take me back :( ), bonus points if you can guess my race:

http://oi68.tinypic.com/315btw6.jpg

[Disco]

What's wrong with your thumb?

[Pepe]

Proper alphas right there.

[Bartholomert]

8 glasses of wine into last night, approaching eyes rolled back in the head phase, but in times of crisis like this are taken the best pictures

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12080232_10153774188429665_4195912949991075059_o.j pg

Mokbull looks exactly how I expected him to look #ambigious #menjudgingmen

[Boydy]

Your friends look like nerds, Mert.

[igor_balis]

Your man on the left of the photo looks REALLY FAMILIAR but I can't figure out who he looks like.

[Mazuuurk]

bonus points if you can guess my race:

Turkish.

[7om]

Why is your mate wearing sunglasses to a night game?

[Boydy]

Maybe he's blind.

You'd imagine it's actually because he's a fucking prick though. I mean, he must be if he's friends with Mert.

[Lewis]

What's wrong with your thumb?

If he's got clubbed nails. :sick:

[7om]

Maybe he's blind.



Doubt Mert would hang around with someone beta enough that he can't see.

[John Arne]

Fair to play to Mert, hanging out with the the visually impaired. Perhaps the other guy is deaf.

[Pepe]

Vests. :harold:

[Disco]

Ear stud as well? Is that code for something?

[Bartholomert]

Vests. :harold:

Vest weather best weather.

[John Arne]

Dress like a runt, massive cunt.

[randomlegend]

It's only gay if the balls touch.

[mugbull]

Mokbull looks exactly how I expected him to look #ambigious #menjudgingmen

http://i63.tinypic.com/34hbfy1.jpg

[phonics]

http://i.imgur.com/tsUq2HF.png

I'd say it's not cool to wear headphones in the club but that guy behind me proves the place wasn't cool enough to be a legit complaint anyway. That photographer mad oversharpens his photos though.

[Waffdon]

:cool:

[Spammer]

http://www.redbrick.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Alex_Winter_31185_Medium.jpg

[phonics]

It's an upgrade from Steve Buscemi. I'll take it.

[simon]

Ditch the hats, man.

[John Arne]

Your wearing the hat wrong - it's supposed to cover your hair.

[Spammer]

Had an epic, EPIC morning this morning when a new Aldi opened 5 minutes from my house.

http://oi64.tinypic.com/nlaczq.jpg

We turned up early as we thought we might get something. I was hoping for a PS4 or a cruise, but we got fuck all as there were a load of people there before us. Still, I can pretend I was the first one there with this picture.

Captured some emotional scenes too. Something to tell the grandkids about.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGR4BtVIUoM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXFWgSjFcE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74B6gxAz02c

[Disco]

I knew you were into some depraved shit but the opening of an Aldi?

[Spammer]

The first 100 people there got a prize, thank you very much. A bloke right in front of me won a sewing machine, as the first video shows. Someone else won a massive telly.

[John]

Did your carer take that photo? You look like you could easily have holes chewed through the cuffs of your jumper.

[randomlegend]

http://i.imgur.com/ZeYKXFx.jpg?2

Just imagine trying to sustain an erection.

[7om]

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg.

[Baz]

Had an epic, EPIC morning this morning when a new Aldi opened 5 minutes from my house.
I knew you were into some depraved shit but the opening of an Aldi?:D

[Manc]

Aldi is the nuts you bin bags. I think a store may have closed in town as my local has been flooded. First my gym, now my supermarket. This is what Hitler must have felt like.

[Raoul Duke]

Had an epic, EPIC morning this morning when a new Aldi opened 5 minutes from my house.

http://oi64.tinypic.com/nlaczq.jpg


http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01446/SNN0102CAM-532_1446525a.jpg

[leedsrevolution]

Is that the one near the mini tesco / asda (can't remember which one it is)? Because I drove past it and was wondering when the fuck there was an Aldi there.

[Spammer]

Just off Dewsbury Road mate, not far from the library and the petrol station with the Subway in it :thbup:

[leedsrevolution]

Considering how close you live to me we will have to have a pint sometime.

[Foe]

Considering how close you live to me we will have to have a pint sometime.

Have a TTH meet at one of the weirdo clubs. Take TTH to the Eiffel tower.

[Manc]

Get your cock out, Foe.

[Spammer]

Sounds good to me :thbup:

Edit: Erm, leedsrevolution

[Foe]

Get your cock out, Foe.

Cant', it's my time of the month babe. We could just chill though? xxx

[mugbull]

Cant', it's my time of the month babe. We could just chill though? xxx

Biggest cop out.

[Manc]

Snuggles is all I ever wanted, hun. X

[Spoonsky]

http://i.imgur.com/yzMJP9p.png

They wanted us to dress "country club casual", which I think just means be white.

[Pepe]

:cool:

[Lewis]

White and forty.

[Giggles]

You are the image of a friend I once had, only less grey and much more American.

[Pepe]

Bernie Jr.

[Spoonsky]

White and forty.

You said I looked forty a couple years ago too, so at least I'm not getting any worse.

[Lewis]

Maybe you are and your parents have lied.

[Magic]

Middle American as fuck. :cool:

[Shindig]

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4297/99/16x9/960.jpg

[Pen]

Is my memory failing me, or is Spoonsky really just a young OkayAmigo?

[Magic]

They both met. It looked like a Victorian meet.

[Spoonsky]

This is a more representative picture of me, from the time I snuck into a Masonic temple a couple weeks ago. I've got a big jaw don't I?

https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t34.0-12/12661787_1016811631709811_7587587561100415227_n.jp g?oh=cd4fe671c00ea347013ec288d974a810&oe=56AE3D7C

[mugbull]

On a scale of 1 to Kremlin how Russian are you Leo?

[Spoonsky]

Kazan out of 10?

I do feel an affinity towards it, my best friend is Russian and I loved Crime & Punishment. And a month ago at Lava Hot Springs I made friends with this old Russian emigré who just moved to Utah by playing ping pong and chess with him. And I know how to say "What's up bitch?" in Russian. So... p russian.

[Lewis]

Everybody [secretly] likes Russia.

[Toby]

http://i.imgur.com/yzMJP9p.png

They wanted us to dress "country club casual", which I think just means be white.

You need to do up at least one more button on that shirt.

[Multi]

Or one less and pretend you're Turkish.

[Raoul Duke]

Spoon is a modern take on the "which was nice..." guy from The Fast Show. I mean, come on:


And a month ago at Lava Hot Springs I made friends with this old Russian emigré who just moved to Utah by playing ping pong and chess with him

[Giggles]

Spoon is a modern take on the "which was nice..." guy from The Fast Show. I mean, come on:

That's a show that really needs a tribute thread.

[Manc]

Snowden?

[Lee]

Have a holiday snap:

http://i63.tinypic.com/2qnzbtf.jpg

[mugbull]

My head has fallen off

[Smiffy]

.....

[Vim]

Josh Homme?

[simon]

You look like Hammer's older brother.

[Pen]

You look a bit like Kevin from the league, Lee.

[Magic]

You look like Hammer's older brother.

Holy fuck. Bit harsh, mate.

I expected Lee to look a bit like Kris Marshall so I'm not too far off. Apart from the tubby gingerness.

[Giggles]

Lee looks like I pictured for the most part. I maybe expected less hair but that's it.

[Toby]

Nicolas Bendtner has aged a bit since I last saw him.

[Lewis]

That or his waxwork has caught the sun.

[John]

You look like that one in Emmerdale with the shop and the mental dad, Lee. Not so much when I tilt my head to look at it properly, but that was my first thought.

[Shindig]

Lee looks like an older, wiser version of a lad I work with.

[The Merse]

Hot finance lady wasn't really that hot was she?

[Lee]

You look like that one in Emmerdale with the shop and the mental dad, Lee. Not so much when I tilt my head to look at it properly, but that was my first thought.

Eric fucking Pollard's lad. :D

EDIT: Hold on has Merse just called me ugly? The little cunt.

[Giggles]

Speaking of Pollard, I copped Gemma Atkinson in the the other day. Dem tits.

[Giggles]

Also, getting compared to him is tidy enough. He's like an Aldi Beckam.

[Lee]

Speaking of Pollard, I copped Gemma Atkinson in the the other day. Dem tits.

She has the shoulders of a bloke though. It puts me off.

[The Merse]

EDIT: Hold on has Merse just called me ugly? The little cunt.

Not ugly, but definitely flushed ginger... Surely this was the worst fucking comment -


You look like Hammer's older brother.

Reading back, Pen's fucking nailed it. And Kevin's missus is pretty much my ideal fictional woman.


She has the shoulders of a bloke though. It puts me off.

I'm so fucking glad someone else sees this. Can't say I enjoy the gym-hard look much in general, just give me 'watches what she eats... like a hawk'.

[Boydy]

Hot finance lady wasn't really that hot was she?

:D

Lee looks like how I imagine Yevrah to look. Which I think is because Yevrah used to have that avatar of Adrian Durham so I imagine YEv to look like that. So Lee looks like Adrian Durham.

He doesn't look like Steve Rannazzisi (Kevin from The League).

[Lewis]

http://www.thedugout.tv/community/showpost.php?p=4075504&postcount=55

Well ahead of my time there.

[Manc]

I pegged Lee as a looker. :(

[Giggles]

Jesus you all must be models.

[Lee]

Definitely cyber-bullying, this. I'm shopping the lot of you.

[Baz]

You get used to it after a while.

[Toby]

Reading back, Pen's fucking nailed it. And Kevin's missus is pretty much my ideal fictional woman.


And basically identical to Holly Michaels.

[Giggles]

Who is Kevin?

[John]

Kevin from The League. Pen said Lee looks like him at the top of the page.

[The Merse]

And basically identical to Holly Michaels.

I had to google that, but no. Definitely no. There's no comparison at all.

[Byron]

It's now going to be more difficult when Lee talks about rubbing one out on the bus to Finance Lady.

[Magic]

It's easier to imagine him abusing patients, though.

[Bartholomert]

3.5 years now...not as young as I (we) used to be:

http://oi65.tinypic.com/adj8lg.jpg

[Pepe]

Good to see that she's catching up with you on the weight.

[7om]

Dat goatee doe.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Bartholomert]

Good to see that she's catching up with you on the weight.

...second semester senior year can get ugly, I'm willing to be understanding for the near future.

[Shindig]

Jesus, Mert. You are now challenging me for whitest man on earth.

[Lewis]

Good to see that she's catching up with you on the weight.

That isn't very nice.

[Pepe]

Is isn't but at least he's being understanding. Mert. :cool:

[Manc]

The attire is absolutely on point.

[The Merse]

3.5 years now...not as young as I (we) used to be:

http://oi65.tinypic.com/adj8lg.jpg

Looks like you're taking your daughter Cressida to Twickenham to me.

[John]

Is isn't but at least he's being understanding. Mert. :cool:

When you're fat enough to deform a shirt to that extent you can hardly slate someone else for putting on a bit of beef.

I reckon you could photoshop Zak Dingle's face onto that photo and it would look absolutely natural.

[mugbull]

Mert's a 4 these days, probably not doing particularly well at Gtown, feeling more lonely by the day and wishes his girlfriend was hotter. Heady days for our resident savage :happycry:

[Shindig]

Five seconds after that photo was taken, it got a bit Of Mice and Men.

[Toby]

When you're fat enough to deform a shirt to that extent you can hardly slate someone else for putting on a bit of beef.

The stripes really accentuate his tits.

[Bartholomert]

Mert's a 4 these days, probably not doing particularly well at Gtown, feeling more lonely by the day and wishes his girlfriend was hotter. Heady days for our resident savage :happycry:

What the hell is this? Pent up frustration at getting consistently embarrassed by me on the board spilling over in a moment of drunken jealousy? 3 AM post isn't a good look buddy, maybe best you spend that time instead contemplating why you're perpetually stuck in the friendzone. Hint: it's because you're a pussy.

[Bartholomert]

When you're fat enough to deform a shirt to that extent you can hardly slate someone else for putting on a bit of beef.

I reckon you could photoshop Zak Dingle's face onto that photo and it would look absolutely natural.

Lol. You're still poor. How does it feel knowing I'll make more money in my first full-time job than you ever will in your entire life?

[Spoonsky]

Oof. Don't post a mugshot if you're so insecure about your weight, m8.

[John Arne]

Lol. You're still poor. How does it feel knowing I'll make more money in my first full-time job than you ever will in your entire life?

So, in the religion thread it's all "why can't we just be friends and support each other", whilst in here it's "I'm going to earn more money than you, you pleb!"

You're such a dick.

[Bartholomert]

Oof. Don't post a mugshot if you're so insecure about your weight, m8.

It's not the content (I get compliments on my 'physique' IRL) it's the intent. I'm not going to just sit idly by as some loser on the internet insults me, thinking my silence reflects some concession.


So, in the religion thread it's all "why can't we just be friends and support each other", whilst in here it's "I'm going to earn more money than you, you pleb!"

You're such a dick.

He started it.

[Spoonsky]

You know what, you're right. The real mark of success is taking insults on the internet seriously.

[mugbull]

What the hell is this? Pent up frustration at getting consistently embarrassed by me on the board spilling over in a moment of drunken jealousy? 3 AM post isn't a good look buddy, maybe best you spend that time instead contemplating why you're perpetually stuck in the friendzone. Hint: it's because you're a pussy.

Hahahaha niiiiiice dude

[Bartholomert]

You know what, you're right. The real mark of success is taking insults on the internet seriously.

Either I don't respond and I look bad, or I do respond and I look bad. At least this way I get to call MokBull a pussy and John poor.

[Byron]

Dat double chin.

[Spoonsky]

I've heard that if you say "John is poor" five times into a mirror it makes law school less depressing.

[Shindig]

Ironically, most of mert's compliments come self-delivered in front of a mirror.

[John]

Fuming, Mert. Fuming.

I like that I'm apparently going backwards. I was 'lower middle class' the last time Mert, the student currently earning nothing, decided to have a pop at me about money.

[Shindig]

That's the sort of entitlement you get when you have well-to-do parents.

[Baz]

I'd rather be poor than fat.

[Byron]

I'm poor and fat, that makes me doubly awesome right?

[Giggles]

If you're rich there's no reason to be fat anyway. Can Daddy not pay for some suction?

[SvN]

I don't think I've seen anyone post a photo without someone making a joke or having a pop. That's just the nature of the board. No need to take it so personally.

[simon]

I got likened to Roy Hodgson once and that comfortably tops anything that Mert has had to endure here.

[Toby]

http://i.imgur.com/Er1efrk.png

[simon]

Timezones.

[Toby]

MokBull is in the same timezone, and his post was at 3am UK time.

[Magic]

Ironically, most of mert's compliments come self-delivered in front of a mirror.

I bet his pizzas aren't self-delivered.

[Dark Soldier]

Droopy still rockin it

http://i.imgur.com/juH0g7k.jpg

[mugbull]

MokBull is in the same timezone, and his post was at 3am UK time.

Yeah I didn't understand that one either

[SincereTheRebel]

http://i.imgur.com/HvfaKcDl.jpg

[7om]

That's a cool jacket.

[SincereTheRebel]

Looking back, that spoonsky mug:D

[Smiffy]

.....

[simon]

http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20130712132749Dude_Love.jpg

Good to see you're embracing it, Smiff. :rosebud:

[Smiffy]

.....

[Magic]

Finished the chemo, mate?

[Smiffy]

.....

[Dquincy]

Anyone got a photo of Harold?

[SincereTheRebel]

He still cant be hiding behind his avatar. He hasn't taken off his mask yet? :face:

[Magic]

Faceswap'd with the kid, but she looks like a cheeky little Arab and I look like I've got Downs. Good stuff.

http://i64.tinypic.com/29f7e5k.jpg

[Shindig]

"I appear shirtless with my kid all the time. What? She's my kid. I own her."

[Magic]

It swapped the bodies too.

[Chrissy]

I look fucking awful in this pic

http://i.imgur.com/gRn6yYu.png

Photographer could have at least..........ach well if yer fat yer fat.

http://m.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/14327710.There_s_a_lot_of_laughs_in_the_East_End_t hanks_to_a_comedy_revolution/

[leedsrevolution]

You look no better in the other one.

[Chrissy]

You look no better in the other one.

True. A fat cunt is a fat cunt.

[Magic]

Sounds good Chrissy.

[Chrissy]

Sounds good Chrissy.

I can't even face swap with my kid. He refuses to have pictures taken with me. At least your kid likes you dude

[Toby]

The Duchess was a shithole when I lived in Dennistoun. Is it any better now?

The bar at the snooker club was marginally better at least.

[Magic]

Was that where you got that hilarious photo taken?

[Toby]

That photo is coming on for ten years old now so a fair bit before I moved to Glasgow.

[Magic]

Soz don't keep a timeline of your life for comedic purposes.

[Lee]

That's a nice article, Chrissy. Lovely comment below too.

[Chrissy]

The Duchess was a shithole when I lived in Dennistoun. Is it any better now?

The bar at the snooker club was marginally better at least.

The bar had 200k spent on renovating it. The old Mills Bar was horrific, granted. We get betwween 20-60+ folk for the Monday nights. Been quite a successful

The function room at the snooker club is lovely. Again it's been renovated. Holds just shy of 100.

http://i.imgur.com/IUpFQ9o.jpg

[Chrissy]

That's a nice article, Chrissy. Lovely comment below too.

Cheers dude. Tis going well. Everyone seems to enjoy the new material nights and the Big Saturday nights.

[Lewis]

That is a quality 'What the fuck?' comedian face. Do you sometimes pose with your hand in your hair as if to suggest that you find modern life completely baffling?

[Toby]

Soz don't keep a timeline of your life for comedic purposes.

Wasn't saying it to correct you - I know your jokes are almost never based in reality - just a realisation spurred on by your post. You'd have been gurning your face off and trying to be a rock star at that point, I guess.

[Chrissy]

That is a quality 'What the fuck?' comedian face. Do you sometimes pose with your hand in your hair as if to suggest that you find modern life completely baffling?

The standard comedic poses are grim. The photographer was like "pose like this" and i'm like "fuck he knows what he's doing i'll do as he says" The promo shoot I did the other month threw up some particular horrific shots. I ended up buying a couple of bottles of wine, got leathered and then re-shot some. At least they looked non generic.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://i.imgur.com/al4n2uN.jpg

The beard is too good for me.

[Magic]

You look like one of the losers on the shit Papa Roach music video.

[Lewis]

How many now-dead girls have come round to that view?

[Magic]

None.

:harold:

[mugbull]

You like this guy Seamless who does music production tutorials on YT

https://cdn.creativelive.com/fit/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.creativelive.com%2Fagc%2Finstruc tors%2Fprofile%2F5513836ce24ca45c76434f20-1.jpg/800

Far more talented than you'll ever be, and he's even got a better beard too :happycry:

[randomlegend]

That guy's beird is fucking atrocious. Mahow you've got him donned on that front.

Edit: has he fucking straightened it?

[Smiffy]

.....

[randomlegend]

It was a while back now he first caved and posted one.

[John]

That beard is a scraggy mess.