Post A Pic O' Yersel' (The Mugshot Thread)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That beard is fucking awful and yes, he probably straightened it.

[Chrissy]

At least mahow can grow a beard (a good one at that sir), my attempts just end up looking like a rat's minge, aw ginger pubes and no depth.

[7om]

Shave it, Mahow. For the love of God shave it.

[Shindig]

Undercover Rabbi. :cool:

[Smiffy]

.....

[SincereTheRebel]

Beard look like it got crabs

[Giggles]

Mahow's beard is impressive.

[Lewis]

Shave it, Mahow. For the love of God shave it.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44444000/jpg/_44444215_levibellfield300.jpg

Keep it. For the love of God, keep it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's scary how similar the results actually are.

[Disco]

You look very much like mufasaprime with that beard.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Before going to the barber the other day, I was looking a lot like bigfoot.

[mugbull]

Life is all about being as attractive as you can be. Once that sinks in, you'll discover a lot of wonderful things.

[Lewis]

You like like a Chinese albino.

[mugbull]

Chinese?

[simon]

Life is all about being as attractive as you can be. Once that sinks in, you'll discover a lot of wonderful things.


You like like a Chinese albino.

:D

[Baz]

http://i.imgur.com/4fBwQq3.jpg

Hello.

[Disco]

You almost blend into that wallpaper.

[Magic]

Hair looks miles better Barry.

[Spikey M]

Baz hasn't changed in 10 years.

[Giggles]

I can't figure out what actress he looks like.

[Spoonsky]

The Portrait of Dorian Baz.

[Manc]

Baz looks like a good night out. Warrington isn't it? Pm me babes. x

[The Merse]

Couple from this weekends hometown bash and tat sesh:

http://oi68.tinypic.com/34evwub.jpg

http://oi67.tinypic.com/6hqkar.jpg

[randomlegend]

https://media.giphy.com/media/2pHCxQtUttmHm/giphy.gif

[Pepe]

:sick:

The tattoo is nice though.

[Manc]

Is that a DW on your wrist? :cool:

[The Merse]

That's a Timex, but I do have a DW and a general love for classic faces with fabric/patterned straps.

[Magic]

Wearing a tee with super short sleeves to show off your embarrassing tats. :harold:

[Giggles]

Is that photo from 1989?

[The Merse]

Wearing a tee with super short sleeves to show off your embarrassing tats. :harold:

I've worn my sleeves rolled up since before getting any tats mate. It's fairly common fare in skate/punk fashion inspired by greaser culture.

[Magic]

:D

Never change.

[leedsrevolution]

The tattoo looks really nice but the fact the tape says "punx" on it is massively cringe worthy.

[Spikey M]

That tattoo is nice in a 'but nobody would actually get it' kind of way.

[igor_balis]

http://s33.postimg.org/yw97fty4v/1462455190388.jpg

When I had a job.

[Magic]

Igor's face + Merse's body = the worst type of person.

[Pepe]

I imagined Igor as some skinny weirdo, like that one from the gif that a woman is interviewing and suddenly starts dancing like a spastic. Thanks for ruining yourself for me.

[Manc]

A chubby Rou Reynolds.

[Waffdon]

Merse is dreamy.

[Sam]

Tattoo is a bit bright for my liking Merse, but fair enough.

Igor looks Black Country enough to confirm he is an Albion fan.

[Baz]

Here's my team:
http://i.imgur.com/UOqnieJ.jpg

(Can't gauge how big the pic is on my phone, soz.)

[John]

Someone photoshop a red and white outfit onto Mike there.

[Pen]

Where's Mike?

[Shindig]

"Guys, we were supposed to have matching shirts!"

[John]

Beside the 'sloth' victim from Se7en.

[P_3]

Where's Mike?

Far right.

[Pen]

Cheers mate, I can never find him in one of these.

[niko_cee]

I assumed Pen was continuing the joke.

[Pen]

I assumed Pen was continuing the joke.

And you were right. (Though not as far right as Mike lololol)

[Magic]

Far right.

I always had him penned as a leftie what with the whole teacher thing.

[Baz]

lol he has glasses. sum1 shop him a wand n lighnin scar pmsl


Here's more:

http://i.imgur.com/sX01D5R.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/WbzrrOR.jpg

That guy in the middle is ace.

[Manc]

Ventura?

[Giggles]

#epicbantz4lyfe

[Bam]

What are these god awful photos about?

[Lewis]

igor looks like Compo.

[Spikey M]

Alright Bam, my auld fruit?

[Baz]

What are these god awful photos about?Here's one of me from a different wedding, yesterday:

http://i.imgur.com/DmRPMDN.jpg

Btw today is my birthday and not one of you have wished me well. :stamford:

[Foe]

Here's one of me from a different wedding, yesterday:

http://i.imgur.com/DmRPMDN.jpg

Btw today is my birthday and not one of you have wished me well. :stamford:

Your forfeited that right when you discontinued garden soccer.

happy birthday babe xoxo

That brute sunbathing has photo bombed you brilliantly.

[Baz]

That brute sunbathing has photo bombed you brilliantly.I know, right! There was a pretty big field, a nice looking church and lots of happy people I could have stood in front of, but I choose to stand next to him.

And Garden Soccer (www.gardensoccer.com) will outlive us all.

[Magic]

This thread is basically an image based news feed for Baz and co.

[Manc]

Was it your mum and dad's wedding?

[Pepe]

Looking good Baz.

[Jeet]

http://quietus_production.s3.amazonaws.com/images/articles/207/Jarvis_Cocker_in_17_1_1216830326_crop_318x241.jpg

[Baz]

Was it your mum and dad's wedding?No. That was in ~1981. Why?

[igor_balis]

http://quietus_production.s3.amazonaws.com/images/articles/207/Jarvis_Cocker_in_17_1_1216830326_crop_318x241.jpg

:D that's exactly it! Spent ages trying to work out what it reminded me of.

[Spikey M]

In a few years Baz will look like James May.

[Bartholomert]

10-15 pounds left till I can fuck all yalls moms again (down to 185 from 215 last sumer; inb4 comments about my mom):

http://oi65.tinypic.com/29lyb8p.jpg

[Disco]

It looks like you're sitting there in your pants.

[Spikey M]

I'd fuck your dad.

[Bartholomert]

Skys out thighs out

[Shindig]

What happened to the other diners? Are your folks at the restaurant they own?

[Lewis]

Skys out thighs out

Yes. :cool:

[Spikey M]

It's Ramadan, the fucking infidels.

[Disco]

What did you have?

[SvN]

GS will be seething when he spots that he's wearing shorts.

[Spikey M]

Where do you get shorts from when you're that short?

[Lee]

Going to a restaurant in fucking shorts.

[Bartholomert]

It's Ramadan, the fucking infidels.

Organized religion is just regional cultures man, secular theism ftw. Also if God cares if I have a glass of wine versus if I'm a good person, well tbh at that point it's on him.


What did you have?

Steak because I'm a free American.


Where do you get shorts from when you're that short?

Your mom knits a good pair.


Going to a restaurant in fucking shorts.

Yeah shit is FaF breh.

[Magic]

Looks like a perfectly functional family...

:harold:

[Magic]

Also:

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a49d0oZ_700b.jpg

[Disco]

One of those blue shirts would be better, the peach one doesn't go well with your colouring.

[Lee]

Also:

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a49d0oZ_700b.jpg

Look at the scruffy cunts. They'll rule the world when they grow up as well.

[Dquincy]

Look at the scruffy cunts. They'll rule the world when they grow up as well.
Scruffy? What do you want...ties?

[Lee]

Scruffy? What do you want...ties?

They look like fucking tramps. Rich tramps. The front two haven't even ironed their shirts, the dirty bastards.

[Disco]

Look at the wanker glasses on the front one, they alone condemn him.

[Lewis]

The dress code of rugged individualism.

[randomlegend]

Cunt as the back is wearing 9gag trousers.

[igor_balis]

Scruffy? What do you want...ties?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylfOPSokpFQ

YES!

[Dquincy]

Haha. The end of that is fucking funny.

[GS]

People like that are the reason the working classes voted to leave. Fucking hell, the state of it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Skys out thighs out

Whilst I do the same (fucking love a good pair of shorts) I'd roll up the shirt sleeves.

[igor_balis]

FWIW (fuck all) I've always reckoned a nice shirt and good shorts looks a lot smarter than the kind of dadwear option of crap next shirt, shapeless jeans and school shoes.

[mugbull]

Mert's dressed well in that picture despite being obese

[Magic]

FWIW (fuck all) I've always reckoned a nice shirt and good shorts looks a lot smarter than the kind of dadwear option of crap next shirt, shapeless jeans and school shoes.

Clueless.

[Shindig]

Haha. The end of that is fucking funny.

I bet it was funnier when it wasn't dubbed, too.

[igor_balis]

Clueless.

:D

[Manc]

Mert looks about 45.

[randomlegend]

It looks really odd to me how his neck is the same width as his head.

[P_3]

Jesus, at least put your phone away whilst dining with the family. :nono:

[Dquincy]

Mert looks about 45.
...inches around his stomach.

[igor_balis]

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13307498_10156895255255176_3394103094674041464_n.j pg?oh=3e01b629b7659a0eff4c1b66f89957a5&oe=5845AF33

Here's me drunk in a taxi next to a disappointed Dutch man.

[Magic]

Looks like Thomas Mueller.

[igor_balis]

He's my friend's work colleague, he was a nice bloke. I don't think he really enjoyed our shit night out in Liverpool though.

[igor_balis]

That night a quite sexy girl was looking over at me and smiling at me for 20 minutes or so. She finally came over and said hi, and I was so drunk all I could manage to say was 'that guy you were dancing with over there is cool!' in a really sarcastic voice. She just glared at me and walked off. The weird looking guy I saw dancing with her was clearly her mate or something, rather than some randomer bothering her as I thought. Ooops.

[Baz]

Liverpool again? C'mon!

[igor_balis]

RIP Bumper :(

[Baz]

Indeed.

Ever been Brooklyn Mixer? I've not but been told it's right up my street.

Anyway, obligatory mugshot. And it's got Mike, The Reid and Baz on, you lucky sods:


http://i.imgur.com/AbZpbZyl.png

[Jimmy Floyd]

Baz winning on correct suit wearing there, but these are narrow margins we're talking.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love a waistcoat.

[Baz]

Elaborate?

EDIT Jimmy Floyd

[Mike]

I love a waistcoat.

Was all about the braces.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Baz winning on correct suit wearing there, but these are narrow margins we're talking.

Mike is the clear loser though.

[Lewis]

Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.

[Baz]

Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.:wtf:

[Giggles]

Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.

:D fucking hell.

[Magic]

He looks like the Irish guy from Shaun of the Dead.

[Mike]

:moop:

[Magic]

The Reid also looks like a complete cunt, which is nice.

[Lewis]

:moop:

It could be worse. You could be going bald.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Elaborate?

EDIT Jimmy Floyd

Your effort is pretty solid, hard to pick any fault. Reid is also doing well, but a shoddy tie lets him down. Mike is in third place, the cardinal sin of shirted belly showing beneath the waistcoat, and the flower is at a dodgy angle. The standard is very high though.

[Baz]

All hail the Windsor knot.

[igor_balis]

I find tying a tie almost impossible. It always makes me think I might be dyspraxic.

[Magic]

I don't think we need to isolate conditions you have. 'Mess' covers it nicely.

[Giggles]

My tie is still tied in the wardrobe since I last wore it in 2013 so I can just put it over my head and job done.

[igor_balis]

http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/omar-style.gif

me irl

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Always done the four in hand knot. Simple and it can look decent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXfvNUtYBM8

[Baz]

I used to do that until I discovered the Windsor knot. Never looked back.

(That video is sad as hell, btw)

[Mike]

I went half windsor on the day, as to not upstage the groom.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I used to do that until I discovered the Windsor knot. Never looked back.

(That video is sad as hell, btw)

I might try the Windsor next time, it does look good and pretty easy.

Would like to try an Eldredge too but it looks mental to attempt.

[Magic]

Great chat in here, lads.

[Adamski]

Mike is terrifying.

[Spikey M]

Mike looks like the sort of person who moves in with a mother of three and manipulates her into molesting them with him.

:D

[SvN]

All three of them lose for having the the bottom button of their waistcoat done up.

[Baz]

All three of them lose for having the the bottom button of their waistcoat done up.I didn't at first! The internet told me not to. But I bowed to peer pressure.

[Spammer]

https://thebraindumpsite.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/14712885_10154719498526414_7525404955982886385_o.j pg

[Magic]

Child abusers seek out victim for forgiveness.

[Spammer]

I did meet them as a kid. I showed them this photo and they were quite touched*

https://thebraindumpsite.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/chuckle-old.jpg

*I've set that up for someone

[Lewis]

You actually look like their improbable son.

[Disco]

They both have exactly the same nose, I bet you could swap them and no-one would notice.

[niko_cee]

I like that the little one is doing exactly the same pose.

[Adamski]

Who do you think would win in a fight between Hammer and Mike?

[Lewis]

Britain's children.

[Shindig]

Who do you think would win in a fight between Hammer and Mike?

They'll never fight. Any attempts will result in a Fred and Rose existence. Who's the recognised photoshop guy these days? There's an opportunity.

[Baz]

http://i.imgur.com/e5hkTjz.png

[Giggles]

There's a nice pizza place in one of the corners near the tower.

[igor_balis]

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/16715882_10158221890350384_2416815099069992355_o.j pg?oh=f6ae19d469f59790866c786927cab403&oe=594633E2

[-james-]

http://i.imgur.com/.jpg

[Lewis]

You look like Mellin dressed as a retard.

[Spikey M]

Igor looks like one if those boring cunts that excuses their lack of personality by having a beard and forcing beard grooming tips and product recommendations on anyone that is polite enough to put up with it. Proper Mumford and Cunt.

[Spikey M]

http://i.imgur.com/U5u36Rt.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Sam_Dingle.jpg

[Offshore Toon]

I can only assume James was actually trying to look like that Emmerdale mong. Unless the picture is a cry for help.

[Giggles]

It's like one you'd send a family with a ransom demand.

[Lewis]

Igor looks like one if those boring cunts that excuses their lack of personality by having a beard and forcing beard grooming tips and product recommendations on anyone that is polite enough to put up with it. Proper Mumford and Cunt.

And is always going on about bacon and 'manliness'.

[igor_balis]

Don't judge a book by its cover, I'm actually much worse than that.

[Disco]

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/16715882_10158221890350384_2416815099069992355_o.j pg?oh=f6ae19d469f59790866c786927cab403&oe=594633E2

http://i.imgur.com/MXq6pMo.png

[Magic]

Igor's personality really should be associated with the physical being of Mike.

[Bartholomert]

Trying out a new look. Also lost a lot of weight.

http://oi67.tinypic.com/2z5ipnp.jpg

[Lewis]

I don't know if blonde suits you though.

[Magic]

Like Alan Shearer the 2nd's ugly brother.

[Offshore Toon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JKkaopV6OY0/hqdefault.jpg

[Bartholomert]

Like Alan Shearer the 2nd's ugly brother.

Yeh but I have luscious flowing locks.

http://oi67.tinypic.com/vr6hro.jpg

[phonics]

That's an incredible look.

[Magic]

Like Trump's son.

[Lewis]

That's an incredible look.

Teacher on a walking holiday.

[phonics]

The glow in the dark New Balances could only be upgraded with some velcro sandals.

[Bartholomert]

The glow in the dark New Balances could only be upgraded with some velcro sandals.

Read the comments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Frat/comments/40v5l9/so_whats_up_with_new_balance/

"All-gray 990s are a staple of Pledge Uniforms in traditional Chapters in the South - replacing the 993s which were a Pledge staple for a decade. They're really comfortable, they're American Made (that's important), and they look good with khakis."

[Magic]

There can't be anything gayer in the entire world than this frat pledge shit. Fucking horrendous.

[Danny]

Peter Sutcliffe :nod:

[Dark Soldier]

You look like a shit Alexis Conran impersonator.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

There can't be anything gayer in the entire world than this frat pledge shit. Fucking horrendous.
And yet so many of them lap it right up, it really is bizarre.

[Bartholomert]

You lost weight, Mert?

EDIT: Seen first post. Well done.

Yeh.



Before:

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/17101797_10154985728436678_1291566228_n.jpg?oh=5b8 291c9ce28041eb3fa0ab9c985eb86&oe=58D15D24

After (minus 35 pounds- probably about 10 more to go to be officially 'lean'):

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/17409821_10155035627696678_699118692_n.jpg?oh=5680 554d12d8572ad1069e6587867fb2&oe=58D1B799

[Magic]

FFS. Get that spoiler tag working SvN phonics John @raoul

Oh wait lol at the last one.

[Bartholomert]

And yet so many of them lap it right up, it really is bizarre.

It helps you get laid. It's not that hard to understand.

[Bartholomert]

FFS. Get that spoiler tag working SvN phonics John @raoul

Oh wait lol at the last one.

We're all heterosexuals around here no need to get threatened.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It helps you get laid. It's not that hard to understand.
All the pledge shit though? I'd take my chances going solo.

[Offshore Toon]

That's Mert winning the diet competition thus far. How long did it take?

[Bartholomert]

That's Mert winning the diet competition thus far. How long did it take?

I went from 215lbs~ in August 2015 to 170lbs~ in March 2017 so I guess 20 months on and off in bursts of about 5-15 pounds in 4-12 week periods of deliberate social isolation depending on my schedule. I had lost about 12 since January.* Waist size went from 36 - (a tight) 31.

*I did just injure my knee followed by going on holiday though so I really slacked the last 2-3 weeks and probably gained back at least 3-4 pounds.

I'm back at the level where I can average making out with 1-1.5 girls per night out at least, maybe 0.2-0.25 bringing a girl back. It's pretty remarkable really, the last few years I overcompensated hard without realizing by developing a very high conversational ability skill set, and now that I'm reasonably attractive again I'm slaying objectively hot girls at levels I never did before. I had a fun vacation but I think I want to become a social hermit again now to lose that last 10 pounds.

[Magic]

All the pledge shit though? I'd take my chances going solo.

Lol the two least compelling arguments I've heard on here.

[Magic]

Laptop in the bathroom? :hmm:

[Adamski]

I'd lose the beard. Doesn't mesh well with the ethnicity.

[leedsrevolution]

Congrats on losing the weight. Don't think I could be arsed but maybe if I was single.

[Bartholomert]

Congrats on losing the weight. Don't think I could be arsed but maybe if I was single.

Thanks bruh. I think the drive was derived from a raging narcissism and associated self-loathing when I realized, after being removed from the fraternity environment and the associated social status, that I was an unattractive fat fuck who hot girls didn't care about. That really bothered me. So I fixed it. You gotta really believe that nothing in the world (socializing, food, alcohol, not wanting to go to the gym, time, etc) is worth not losing the weight. Then it becomes easy.

[Baz]

Weight-loss aside, is that a beige fleece gilet?

[Offshore Toon]

I went from 215lbs~ in August 2015 to 170lbs~ in March 2017 so I guess 20 months on and off in bursts of about 5-15 pounds in 4-12 week periods of deliberate social isolation depending on my schedule. I had lost about 12 since January.* Waist size went from 36 - (a tight) 31.

*I did just injure my knee followed by going on holiday though so I really slacked the last 2-3 weeks and probably gained back at least 3-4 pounds.

I'm back at the level where I can average making out with 1-1.5 girls per night out at least, maybe 0.2-0.25 bringing a girl back. It's pretty remarkable really, the last few years I overcompensated hard without realizing by developing a very high conversational ability skill set, and now that I'm reasonably attractive again I'm slaying objectively hot girls at levels I never did before. I had a fun vacation but I think I want to become a social hermit again now to lose that last 10 pounds.
Ah, I thought it was all this year. Still good, though. Well done. What happened with your girlfriend?

[Bartholomert]

Ah, I thought it was all this year. Still good, though. Well done. What happened with your girlfriend?

Nah, not even close. Although I think that last 12 pounds was really the turning point in going from meh to has some shape to the extent that this is now working in his favor and has now crossed into the attractiveness threshold where girls are interested.

We are still nominally 'together' but we don't really talk, and I'm pretty sure she's aware of what I'm doing even though it hasn't been explicitly stated. Honestly I think at this stage in her life (she is in medical school), she doesn't want to think about / doesn't have time to think about the opposite gender and is happy to just visit / have me visit once every 2-3 weeks to get rid of any built up 'necessities', along with someone to spend the occasional holiday with. Which is fine by me, especially because aside from the last 2-3 weeks I had probably gone out maybe twice in all of January and February. Now I probably won't go out more than 2-3 more times from now until Mid-May. Law school + dieting is a full-time effort.

Ultimately, we'll see where I get a full-time job, she's stated that she won't stay together with me if I end up getting an offer in New Orleans and that's likely to happen. So it's delaying the inevitable. It's all kinda sad, but what can you do.

[Spikey M]

I didn't know Mert was a middle aged Geography teacher.

Edit: Although in fairness that is a great effort on the diet. Fair play.

[-james-]

Yeh but I have luscious flowing locks.

http://oi67.tinypic.com/vr6hro.jpg


This is fancy dress, right?

[phonics]

Also the girl on Mert's arm appears to be about 15. Are you in Comet Ping Pong there?

[Shindig]

Drinking beer out of a paper cup like it's a kid's party or something. Fuck your shit life, mert.

[randomlegend]

You look genuinely sinister.

[John]

The neck of that tshirt has fucked me right up. If you closed the buttons you'd have about two inches of chest on display beneath them, which can't be a good look.

[Smiffy]

.....

[phonics]

So it's not that Swansea is full of skag addicts but it's just the natural look. Interesting.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Bartholomert]

I'd lose the beard. Doesn't mesh well with the ethnicity.

Which is what?

http://oi67.tinypic.com/53lero.jpg

[phonics]

Tfw your forehead is bigger than your dick.

[randomlegend]

Which is what?



That's a genuine question isn't it :console:

[Adamski]

Which is what?

http://oi67.tinypic.com/53lero.jpg

White ethnic mate (i.e not white)

[Magic]

The wife's mate is married to a white ethnic Turk. He's a lovely bloke but I keep needing to remind myself he's a fucking third world terrorist Muslim cunt.

[Shindig]

I bet he looks at Michael Jackson's white kids with genuine glee.

[Bartholomert]

The wife's mate is married to a white ethnic Turk. He's a lovely bloke but I keep needing to remind myself he's a fucking third world terrorist Muslim cunt.

We have good and bad ones:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Turks_and_Black_Turks

[leedsrevolution]

http://i.imgur.com/Ws7SRxf.jpg

So I know I'm gona get taken the piss out of here, but look at my fucking eyes. How do I sort that? I look like a smack rat.

[Adamski]

It's tough to tell what the issue is. Normal potatoes don't tend to have eyes.

[John]

Stop letting your missus knock you around.

[leedsrevolution]

I'm having issues around the eyes, proper dark and red blotches.

[Giggles]

You're done.

[Dquincy]

It's tough to tell what the issue is. Normal potatoes don't tend to have eyes.

:lol:

[mo]

Harrowing.

[Dquincy]

What's with the sad face? Post a smiley one for me.

[leedsrevolution]

I wouldn't usually care but it's starting to piss me off. No amount of multi vits can sort this out I dont reckon.

[Dquincy]

Looks like either:

A) not enough sleep
B) too much rubbing of the eyes
C) aids

[leedsrevolution]

Deffo don't have aid so that's +1

[Dquincy]

But do you rub your eyes a lot? I'm sure i read that thins the delicate skin around your eye socket. Or maybe I dreamt it.

[leedsrevolution]

I do that yeah I don't sleep great either. Got some coconut oil, that might help. God I'm so manly.

[Pen]

I look like I've been given the old Irish sunglasses too, but when summer comes I'll look like a living person for a few months again. My mum asked to get a photo of me and my sister to put up at her house so we went to get our picture taken and now after looking at roughly a 100 pictures of my face I kind of hope I hadn't waken up at 5 am that day :moop:

[Boydy]

Are you still drinking loads? That can't help.

[leedsrevolution]

Nope, that's probably the most infuriating thing. Only had 1 night drinking in January then just once a week since. None of this shit happened when I was fucked all the time.

[Offshore Toon]

Go see a doctor.

[Manc]

You need more shut eye.

[Magic]

http://sureawesomeness.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hero.jpg

[leedsrevolution]

http://sureawesomeness.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hero.jpg

You've posted that before. Infact multiple times. We get it MJ, I'm ugly. Still, my game is good and you fucking know it is son so pipe down or I will post a picture of your Llama. I mean wife.

[John]

We should have put some of the money aside as a prize for the 50th use of that comparison. Poor Magic could use a win.

[Baz]

:lol:

Good page.

I love leedsrevolution's sincerity.

[leedsrevolution]

:lol:

Good page.

I love leedsrevolution's sincerity.

It's quite ironic, I had to google the meaning of the word sincerity.

Edit: But thanks.

[leedsrevolution]

Go see a doctor.

Fuck off I'm not from London.

[John]

You should have googled 'ironic' while you were there.

[leedsrevolution]

You should have googled 'ironic' while you were there.

Maybe I misunderstood. Whilst I was at it, I googled "funny" and "witty" and found nothing that would describe any of your posts.

[John]

That you had to google those things is no surprise.

[leedsrevolution]

Yep, still nothing.

[Dquincy]

That you had to google those things is no surprise.

He's done you there Jonny. Bit embarrassing for you.

[Dquincy]

...and you tried to carry on the banter. Aaaaaah that's awkward.

[Spikey M]

Babies get eyes like that because they rub their eyes alot. A bit of hydrocortisone sorts it out.

[Magic]

We should have put some of the money aside as a prize for the 50th use of that comparison. Poor Magic could use a win.

Old but gold.

[Offshore Toon]

What do doctors have to do with London?

[Bam]

Northerner's think we get everything and they get nothing.

[leedsrevolution]

Nah it's not that. I just won't go to the doctors cos I have a boo boo on my eye. I imagine a soft southerner would. That was my reasoning at the time but I was drunk and I never make a right lot of sense when drinking.

[Offshore Toon]

Christ, that's thick.

[Spikey M]

Nah it's not that. I just won't go to the doctors cos I have a boo boo on my eye. I imagine a soft southerner would. That was my reasoning at the time but I was drunk and I never make a right lot of sense when drinking.

So you are still on the sauce everyday then?

[Offshore Toon]

He only drinks once a week and every time he posts on here.

[leedsrevolution]

So you are still on the sauce everyday then?

Every Friday and Saturday.

[leedsrevolution]

Christ, that's thick.

Without thick people there would never be smart people. You should be thankful.

[Waffdon]

Every Friday and Saturday.

The way it should be.

Sunday Sesh's are top, top though.

[igor_balis]

In solidarity with lR here's my stupid face, ft. My Mates.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/17434789_10158390408230384_2645704235628762916_o.j pg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=10049e03cb8b0411229a777f59570824&oe=595D8C59

The lads

http://oi64.tinypic.com/mmx8q0.jpg

Da macho man

http://oi64.tinypic.com/2rnzqr5.jpg

He isn't Chinese.

I'm so bored.

[Shindig]

You look like the type to open a vegan cafe.

[Raoul Duke]

Iron & Wine's regen

[Manc]

I'd cum all over that complexion.

[Lewis]

You look like the sort of people who speak loudly in pubs hoping that people on the next table think you're funny.

[Boydy]

Pink shirt looks like your younger (and cooler) brother.

[igor_balis]

You look like the sort of people who speak loudly in pubs hoping that people on the next table think you're funny.

Distressingly close to the reality about 5 years ago. I hate those cunts especially cus it makes me cringe at teenage me flashbacks.