Mahow's all new, all new, all new food thread

[Boydy]

Not really. They're only about 5g per 100g. Better than a lettuce, but no grown man is getting their protein needs from veg alone.

Not without eating an unholy amount, anyway. And even then, it's not the same quality of protein you get from meat.

The ones I buy are closer to seven. That's decent for veg but not replacing meat though, yeah. I suppose that's what Taz and Mahow were arguing about.

[randomlegend]

Amazing how a picture of a fish and some vegetables has stimulated as many posts on here as anything in the month.

[phonics]

Nah it’s just your posts about a wanky ‘tasting menu’ at ‘cote de fart sniffer’ are THAT boring.

[Shindig]

Lob that fish's head off and I'd be almost fine with it.

[randomlegend]

Nah it’s just your posts about a wanky ‘tasting menu’ at ‘cote de fart sniffer’ are THAT boring.

You alright mate?

[Spikey M]

He's not wrong tbf

[randomlegend]

He wouldn't be wrong if my posts about wanky restaurants were the only other posts on the board.

[Kikó]

Thirded.

[Boydy]

I like the wanky restaurant posts.

[Kikó]

I bet you like WFH as well

[Waffdon]

Watching Masterchef and my word Tom Kitchin might have the worst accent of all time

[Lofty]

My coffee machine died this morning, can't complain really as I got it second hand for free years ago but still, not looking forward to reverting to the aeropress as I can't afford a new one anytime soon.

[randomlegend]

Watching Masterchef and my word Tom Kitchin might have the worst accent of all time

He's apparently a HUGE cunt as well.

[Giggles]

He's Scottish.

[Waffdon]

Edinburgh*

We don’t claim them

[Dquincy]

My coffee machine died this morning, can't complain really as I got it second hand for free years ago but still, not looking forward to reverting to the aeropress as I can't afford a new one anytime soon.

I have this machine and it's a delight.

https://www.currys.co.uk/products/siemens-te651209gb-eq6-s100-bean-to-cup-coffee-machine-titanium-10237651.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=pqlxmittw&istBid=t&srcid=198&cmpid=ppc~gg~2043+(Shopping+Ads)+SDA+-+SKA+-+COFFEE+MACHINES+-+Key+Deals+-+PMAX~~Exact~71700000114186222~&mctag=gg_goog_7904&kwid=GOOGLE&device=m&ds_kids=&tgtid=2043+(Shopping+Ads)+SDA+-+SKA+-+COFFEE+MACHINES+-+Key+Deals+-+PMAX&&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwjeuyBhBuEiwAJ3vuobC-zeoXN0_6k0X7zJ6iu1cC5Hkb2VXmaA3nNrsFvthQM2OiJo45Mh oCeO4QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

[Spikey M]

I think the 7 grand pepper mill has you beat, but top work.

[Giggles]

I think the 7 grand pepper mill has you beat, but top work.

Maybe Lofty just means he can't stretch to 2 grand for one and Quincy has found him a bargain.

[AyDee]

After a decent amount of research we're likely going to buy this coffee machine soon: https://www.johnlewis.com/delonghi-rivelia-automatic-bean-to-cup-coffee-machine/beige/p111274818?s_ppc=2dx_mixed_technology_BAU&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwjeuyBhBuEiwAJ3vuoUoN_-joPjSTkADoKEhVqQoSFjNI2gi9gSahN3100BkHItAHPFco0BoC jbEQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

Uncharted territory though so it'd be interesting to see what machines TTH is using. Quite like a decaf so the interchangeable hopper seemed smart to me.

[Giggles]

I've the Barista Express. It's ok but I wouldn't get it if I had the choice again.

[Ben]

We’ve got the De’Longhi Dinamica. The milk frother is shite but I like my coffee black as arseholes so that isn’t a problem and otherwise it’s a very good and affordable bean to cup machine.

[Kikó]

We've got the DeLonghi magnifica. Been excellent for 5 years

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Coffee smells and tastes like shit.

[hfswjyr]

Coffee smells and tastes like shit.

I stand with Mahow.
Also, not food, so go get your own thread you coffee snobs.

[Lofty]

Fine, I will. With blackjack and hookers.

[SincereTheRebel]

Lads. Plain regular none brand chocolate. Anyone of them that are silky smooth?

[Spikey M]

Times can't be that hard lad.

[Baz]

Lads. Plain regular none brand chocolate. Any one of them that are silky smooth?
I rate the ‘milk and white’ one from Aldi.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lads. Plain regular none brand chocolate. Anyone of them that are silky smooth?

Treat yourself, dickhead.

[SincereTheRebel]

Times can't be that hard lad.


I rate the ‘milk and white’ one from Aldi.

I used to me into white chocolate but i grew up. Leave that for the kids


Treat yourself, dickhead.

Its usually Galaxy and Yorkie for me. Ive never gone down the route of budget chocolate and im running a taste tests.

[randomlegend]

Get yourself some Amadei Porcelana.

[Spikey M]

£10 a bar :D

[Manc]

Get yourself down to the local Polski Sklep and pick up some E. Wedel.

[randomlegend]

£10 a bar :D

I've only bought it once (during a finals revision inspired bout of impulse spending), but it's so fucking good.

[randomlegend]

This is what I've got in the cupboard at the moment:

https://firetreechocolate.co.uk/collections/baking-cooking-chocolate/products/new-create-with-firetree-easy-melt-philippines-mindanao-island-73-2kg

[Dark Soldier]

I've got five Curly-Wurlys and some Minstrels.

[Shindig]

Lindt's as fancy as I'll get. Maybe if I was on doctor money I'd completely lose all chocolate perspective.

[randomlegend]

I earn fuck all, as has been covered previously.

That big bag is also cheaper than Lindt.

[igor_balis]

the best chocolate is either really poncy plain 489184% cocoa stuff, or cornershop bars with loads of non-chocolate stuff, e.g. boost bars and stuff like that. the standard of your dairy milks and the like are just a bit too shit to be enjoyable without loads of other nonsense

[Ben]

Starbar :cool:

[Baz]

Strangely I had a meeting today and the first ten minutes were spent with everyone reminiscing about Texan bars and then some bloke I thought I knew quite well telling stories about his days working in a chocolate factory, somehow making Kit Kats and Cream Eggs in the same place. Apparently “the machines sometimes went nuts and produced a solid hemisphere [half an Easter egg] of chocolate.” Imagine that!

[Spikey M]

Strangely I had a meeting today and the first ten minutes were spent with everyone reminiscing about Texan bars and then some bloke I thought I knew quite well telling stories about his days working in a chocolate factory, somehow making Kit Kats and Cream Eggs in the same place. Apparently “the machines sometimes went nuts and produced a solid hemisphere [half an Easter egg] of chocolate.” Imagine that!

It's 7:20. What time do you start work ffs?

[Baz]

Soz, yesterday. The days blend into one

[Dark Soldier]

Didn't sleep last night as need to reset my sleep schedule so making sausage mash and gravy for breakfast yes lads

[Jimmy Floyd]

Bosh.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C0Rsrh1sUdz/

[Dark Soldier]

fuckin gravy had gone off ain't it

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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Did you go for the beans at least?

[Dark Soldier]

nah man 2 barms rammed to the cunt with mash and sausage

[Baz]

Sounds very dry.

[Dark Soldier]

stfu