Mahow's all new, all new, all new food thread

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Driving through Slovenia and had to stop:

https://i.imgur.com/I4XaOXW.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1XI17zp.jpg

If the skin had been a bit crisper it would have been on of the greatest meals I've ever eaten.

[Giggles]

:drool:

[Kikó]

That poor fucking dog.

[igor_balis]

yummy

[randomlegend]

Celebratory first attempt at making some kimchi:

https://i.imgur.com/tfakUNc.jpg

Fermented cabbage and fish sauce and chilli and stuff :drool:

I've heard it smells pretty strong so I might be in trouble with my mum in the next couple of days.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Well I suppose if you have medical skills you might as well use them.

[Spikey M]

I get *this* close to being happy for him, then he does that.

[Giggles]

I get *this* close to being happy for him, then he does that.

I never made it that far.

[randomlegend]

Kimchi is ace.

[Jimmy Floyd]

No one on this board has eaten more kimchi than me (probably), and the best I can say is that it makes the rest of your meal taste really great.

[mugbull]

I got ya beat. Kimchi singlehandedly makes Korean food a top 5 cuisine

[randomlegend]

RL and Mokkers the fucking DREAM TEAM.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kimchi :drool:

Share the recipe please.

[randomlegend]

https://www.maangchi.com/recipe/tongbaechu-kimchi

I couldn't get any daikon for some reason (the places which normally have it didn't) so I used extra carrots. Substituted shrimp paste for those fermented salted shrimp since I couldn't get them (google said it was an acceptable substitution). Left out the dropwort and asian chives.

Ordered the chilli flakes and rice flour off the amazon.

[Giggles]

I'm just after eating 700g of strawberries I was given yesterday and now I don't feel so good.

[Boydy]

Drink some cream.

[igor_balis]

After a day of drinking I fancy a takeaway tonight, lads. What should I get? Don't fancy Indian or Chinese.

[Samadini]

Get someone to bring you an ASDA pizza.

[Pepe]

Get some ENGLISH food mate, support THE LADS.

[Disco]

I agree with Pepe, get a curry.

[phonics]

I had a bean burger tonight and I think I'm beginning to feel confident that a bean burger will 9/10 beat a normal burger.

[Spikey M]

Not sure I’d go that far, but Vegeburgers are generally good. It’s a shame their sausages and mince are a fucking crime against humanity.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I had a bean burger tonight and I think I'm beginning to feel confident that a bean burger will 9/10 beat a normal burger.

Is your husband a fan too?

[Lewis]

Get someone to bring you an ASDA pizza.

In the North (and Norwich) Asda is just full of normal people. I went in the Portsmouth one yesterday and, not only was I the slimmest non-junkie in there, but entire aisles were on the terror watch list. Properly disgraceful shoppers.

[John]

After a day of drinking I fancy a takeaway tonight, lads. What should I get? Don't fancy Indian or Chinese.

If anywhere near you does it, salt and chilli pizza crunch. Perhaps the only thing more horrifically greasy and filthy than a munchy box, just the job for if you're pissed up.

[igor_balis]

If anywhere near you does it, salt and chilli pizza crunch. Perhaps the only thing more horrifically greasy and filthy than a munchy box, just the job for if you're pissed up.

Sadly not, it's almost enough to make me move back north of the border. Might have to be a regular pizza. Or kebab.

[John]

I'm seriously considering getting a mixed kebab myself.

[igor_balis]

What sauce?

[John]

What sauce?

Comes with chilli and that creamy pink kebab sauce.

I'm sure I posted a picture of the one I get recently.

[igor_balis]

Well jeal, pretty much stuck with garlic mayo and nasty chili sauce here. And pretty much all the kebab places have gotten done for food hygiene transgressions.

[John]

There we are. Was in the weekend thread.


https://image.ibb.co/h3k1OT/DSC_0247.jpg

The six quid, ten inch box version. Absolutely filthy.

[Giggles]

I just had a very disappointing doner.

[randomlegend]

The Kimchi is delicious.

Rotten food :drool:

[Lewis]

I had my first ever KFC Double Down today, and it was pretty crap. Their chips are an embarrassment as well.

[phonics]

I have no idea how you make chips as bad as KFC do. It's almost an art.

[John]

If you find yourself in a KFC there's no reason to get anything other than a Zinger Tower.

[randomlegend]

The sweetcorn at KFC is one of the worst items of food I've ever been served anywhere.

[Lewis]

I don't know. I reckon I could do one of them boneless boxes or whatever they're called in, with the dozen bits and a load of other crap. I spied that on their menu and thought it might be alright. Fuck everything they sell on the bone though I would sooner eat the bucket.

[Disco]

If you find yourself in a KFC then there's no reason not to turn around and leave immediately.

[Giggles]

All KFC's burgers have salad so I only ever get the regular chicken.

[Baz]

I don't know. I reckon I could do one of them boneless boxes or whatever they're called in, with the dozen bits and a load of other crap. I spied that on their menu and thought it might be alright. Fuck everything they sell on the bone though I would sooner eat the bucket.Boneless Box is the only real option.

And I don’t mean the minuscule boneless banquet.

[Spikey M]

John is the only sensible person here. It’s a Zinger Tower box meal, and you had better be having gravy with it, you mugs.

[Giggles]

John is the only sensible person here. It’s a Zinger Tower box meal, and you had better be having gravy with it, you mugs.

Is a zinger not a burger though?

[Spikey M]

Yes. You can have it without the lettuce if it’s going to bother you that much.

[Giggles]

Yes. You can have it without the lettuce if it’s going to bother you that much.

They're all premade like McDonalds or Burger King and you have to make a scene to get them to make you a fresh one if you want it without lettuce and raw onions.

At least BK do the bacon double cheese that's slop free even in its unaltered state.

[Spikey M]

Make a scene :D.

‘Can I have that without Lettuce please?’
‘Sure’

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't eat burgers at all just in case there's hidden lettuce or the threat of it, I just stick to Haribo cola bottles.

[SvN]

It's better to get them without lettuce anyway as you get a brand new one. It takes about a minute.

[Giggles]

Make a scene :D.

‘Can I have that without Lettuce please?’
‘Sure’

I don't make any scene, they go all Kevin and Perry when they've to do some work.

[Giggles]

Just had my first sit down Indian in yonks this evening. That twangy stuff that comes with the poppadoms :drool:

[-james-]

Lime pickle is the peak of human experience.

[Disco]

Lime Pickle? Amazing stuff.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm quite fond of chilli pickle.

[Giggles]

Unreal stuff.

[igor_balis]

I like pickled everything. Roll mops are amazing. Could probably get em down me with a jalfrezi tbh.

[randomlegend]

My mum's growing little cucumbers in the greenhouse at the moment so pickled some to this recipe the other day.

https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/08/garlic-dill-pickles.html

Absolutely delicious. Pickles are great.

[igor_balis]

can you pickle black pudding

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love pickles bar the sweeter versions, especially sweet gherkins.

[randomlegend]

It'd fall to bits I think.

[Giggles]

What's the red sauce then? Kind of like a sweet chilli but I don't think that's an Indian thing.

[niko_cee]

Isn't the traditional poppadom quartet a raita, a lime pickle, a mango chutney and a dry onion/tomato thing?

[Giggles]

Isn't the traditional poppadom quartet a raita, a lime pickle, a mango chutney and a dry onion/tomato thing?

That's what I understood it to normally be (rarely see it back home) but there was a red sauce instead of the raita (thankfully, as it was class). Tasted a bit like a pathia sauce.

[Spikey M]

I'm quite fond of chilli pickle.

Is that the sweet, spicy red one?

[niko_cee]

It was probably whatever the jocks call pakora sauce. Isn't that usually reddish?

[Giggles]

Is that the sweet, spicy red one?

It's not.

[Kikó]

I'm having sushi tonight in (from my Portuguese colleague) the best Japanese restaurant in Portugal (hi on holiday). It's got a long way to go to beat the stuff in Moscow and St Petersburg but I'll report back soon.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Is that the sweet, spicy red one?
They don't usually serve it in an Indian. I mean the jar that Pataks does.

[Ian]

Speaking of mango chutney I was short of things to put in a sandwich with some cheddar the other day and opted for a slightly spicy mango chutney I have in the fridge. One of my top decisions of 2018 so far.

[Giggles]

There is very little that mango chutney wouldn't improve.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have never yet known any cheese/fruit combination that didn't work.

[Kikó]

I'll do a wanky post later with the pics of the food from last night but needless to say, it was ace but expensive.

[Giggles]

Edge of seat.

[randomlegend]

Just had some bao off the market in Norwich. Apparently the guy who does them was in my little brothers year at school. They were absolutely delicious.

Going here tonight https://sociusnorfolk.co.uk
for graduation celebration (dunno if I mentioned I graduated?). Looks a bit mad expensive to me but it's got very good reviews and I'm not paying so looking forward to it.

[Kikó]

Edge of seat.

For you mate

https://preview.ibb.co/c6u7ZJ/IMG_20180720_225119.jpg (https://ibb.co/hEYegy)
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[Spikey M]

After wasting £100 on that I’d have to nip up the road for a Kebab / Munchy Box. Wouldn’t even fill you up. The ‘soup’ in the 8th picture look like the dregs the last person at the table left behind. The last picture... well... for fuck sake. :face:

[niko_cee]

It'll be more than £100.

Way more.

I can't get on board with people taking pictures of their food. I'm glad that wasn't a thing when I was a food nonce.

[Boydy]

After wasting £100 on that I’d have to nip up the road for a Kebab / Munchy Box. Wouldn’t even fill you up. The ‘soup’ in the 8th picture look like the dregs the last person at the table left behind. The last picture... well... for fuck sake. :face:

You only think that. It actually does fill you up.

[niko_cee]

It depends.

I've had the 10 course degustations where you end up unable to move (not many mind), but then I've also had ones where a 'mussel course' was, literally, one mussel.

[Kikó]

It'll be more than £100.

Way more.

I can't get on board with people taking pictures of their food. I'm glad that wasn't a thing when I was a food nonce.

But then how would I post it here 🙄🙄

Tbh, the mixture of food ends up making me have the shits the next day.

[Kikó]

I can confirm it did fill me up.

[Giggles]

I'm in the happy situation that the WiFi is so shit on this boat that the pictures won't load. Why the fuck someone would sit in a restaurant and photograph their dinner is beyond me anyway. I'm presuming it was some fur coat spot so I thought you'd need to show a bit of decorum and not act like a Japanese tourist.

[Lewis]

Can't stop lolling at that black stone with the sad face.

[niko_cee]

:D

[Boydy]

I'm in the happy situation that the WiFi is so shit on this boat that the pictures won't load. Why the fuck someone would sit in a restaurant and photograph their dinner is beyond me anyway. I'm presuming it was some fur coat spot so I thought you'd need to show a bit of decorum and not act like a Japanese tourist.

You're on a boat? Fucking notions!

[Kikó]

What's a fur coat spot anyway?

[Giggles]

You're on a boat? Fucking notions!

Not my choice but it beats flying.

[John]

That Toby bowl in the second to last picture fascinates me. Why does that exist?

If the person bringing me my dinner turned up with a piece of drifwood I'd definitely leave.

[Kikó]

I told you it would be wanky.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went to Sarti today (the one on Renfield Street) for lunch and it was great.

https://www.sarti.co.uk

Disappointed that they didn't have the rabbit but the rolled pigs trotter special with lentils and a side of cannelloni beans in olive oil was great.

[Adamski]

Why are you here? It’s mostly Romanian hookers we have, are you branching out?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just a few days sightseeing and stuff.

Stayed in Carlisle on Wednesday, Leith Thursday (but had a few hours in Glasgow) and will stay in Newcastle tonight (Friendsfest bullshit).

[Foe]

Went to Sarti today (the one on Renfield Street) for lunch and it was great.

https://www.sarti.co.uk

Disappointed that they didn't have the rabbit but the rolled pigs trotter special with lentils and a side of cannelloni beans in olive oil was great.

A bit unnervingly my sister and mum were there last night too. :sherlock:

I debated going down to Glasgow with them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Baba Budan for breakfast in Edinburgh today. Had hot chocolate and doughnut french toast with bacon.

Not something you can have more than once a month but it was delicious.

[Baz]

Going out for tea tonight. Just looking at the menu online:


Pan fried Chicken Supreme – Lemon and thyme fondant potatoes, roasted tomato ragout 16.95
Tongue and Cheek, Braised beef cheek & ox tongue, scorched pear and chocolate red wine jus 16.95
Baked cod, rosti ibis, caviar, white wine veloute, pea foam 17.50
Fish of The Day - Roasted baby vegetables, Garlic potatoes, lobster bisque 18.95
Spinach and Ricotta Ravioli, baked aubergine, courgette, red onion & shitake mushroom puree (v) 15.95
Duck Breast – Poached cherries, feta cream potatoes, pickled carrots 18.95

8oz. 28 day Matured Fillet Steak | Triple cooked chips 24.95
8oz. 28 day Matured Rib Eye Steak | Triple cooked chips 19.95

:sick:

Steak it is.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

That all sounds excellent you nonce.

[-james-]

What's wrong with any of that? Is it that it sounds fancy, or do you have the palate of a 12 year old?

[Giggles]

It's awful wanky.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What's wrong with any of that? Is it that it sounds fancy, or do you have the palate of a 12 year old?

It's Baz, he has the palate of a 12 year old for sure.

[Boydy]

He'll probably have ketchup with his steak.

[Baz]

It's awful wanky.This.

I’ll eat anything, but that is all a bit poncey for me.

[-james-]

If it tastes good, who cares?

[Ian]

If you're going to somewhere you think is wanky and giving them your money anyway why at that point not at least try something different?

[igor_balis]

it's not even that wanky anyway

[randomlegend]

Noma is wanky, that's pretty standard restaurant food.

[Boydy]

Yeah, I didn't think it was that wanky. Unless the only restaurants you ever go to just do meat and chips.

[Baz]

Steak was amazing so it doesn’t matter.

[Kikó]

Did you take any pictures? For giggles.

[Lewis]

I got a load of grief on Wednesday for asking the barbecue to do me a couple of well-done steaks. Actually jeered by people in the line. Pink chewy meat is shit, and if I'm the only one with the stones to go public with that FACT then fuck the lot of you.

[Giggles]

Did you take any pictures? For giggles.

I don't think he's Asian.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If it's pink AND chewy then it's not cooked right (probably didn't rest it for long enough). The more it's cooker the tougher it becomes.

Blue steak :drool:

Only bad thing with that is that when you order a steak blue in a restaurant it comes out borderline medium-rare these days probably because of health and safety.

[Giggles]

I got a load of grief on Wednesday for asking the barbecue to do me a couple of well-done steaks. Actually jeered by people in the line. Pink chewy meat is shit, and if I'm the only one with the stones to go public with that FACT then fuck the lot of you.

I like it pink myself but anyone should have it whatever fuck way they want.

[Lewis]

I think we might take 'chewy' to mean differing things, since I fail to see how a barely cooked piece of meat doesn't require more tooth work than something that has been done in.

[randomlegend]

I got a load of grief on Wednesday for asking the barbecue to do me a couple of well-done steaks. Actually jeered by people in the line. Pink chewy meat is shit, and if I'm the only one with the stones to go public with that FACT then fuck the lot of you.

https://i.imgur.com/zveUMPJ.png

[-james-]

Lewis outing himself as a pleb here.

[Lewis]

You lads obviously missed the bit where I wrote FACT in capital letters.

[phonics]

If I was getting steak at a barbecue I'd probably do the same but I'm not the kind of nutter to order steak at one which alleviates me of the social pressure.

[niko_cee]

BBQ steak is always burnt anyway. And if it wasn't, it was probably shit meat, so you're probably better off incinerating it. Medium rare shit steak is rotten.

[igor_balis]

steak at a barbecue? la-dee-da, just have cheap burgers you ponce

[Giggles]

You lads obviously missed the bit where I wrote FACT in capital letters.

They missed the bit where you're paying for it so you can have it whatever way you like. Food wankery is too rife these days.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You think salad is wanky though.

[Giggles]

You think salad is wanky though.

It's something I dislike hugely but I've no problem with someone having one if they want one and pay for one . Do you think someone paying for a steak should have the person cooking it (or'society') decide how it's cooked for them?

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

I think we might take 'chewy' to mean differing things, since I fail to see how a barely cooked piece of meat doesn't require more tooth work than something that has been done in.

Where the hell do you get your meat from for this to be the case?

[Spikey M]

“Well done” steak is far more chewy and I say that as someone who ate steaks only when well done until I was 28. I then ordered a steak at a restaurant and replied ‘mullered’ when asked how I want it. The waiter misheard this as ‘medium’ and because I’m too British to complain I just got on with it. Never looked back. It was so much more tender and tasty.

[Kikó]

I think they microwave the steak in weatherspoons Lewis.

[Lewis]

Obviously cooking meat properly (I think some of you are confusing 'well-done' and frazzled) makes it less tough - or 'chewy' - than not, or barely doing so. That is why our monkeyman predecessors did it, because, amongst other things, it makes it easier to eat. Eat it straight out the packet if it's so great and melty.

[-james-]

You don't eat a steak completely raw because the Maillard reaction is good shit. Steak tartare though, yes please.

[randomlegend]

Obviously cooking meat properly (I think some of you are confusing 'well-done' and frazzled) makes it less tough - or 'chewy' - than not, or barely doing so. That is why our monkeyman predecessors did it, because, amongst other things, it makes it easier to eat. Eat it straight out the packet if it's so great and melty.

Wrong all round lad.

[Giggles]

Wrong all round lad.

If you're paying, you're always right.

[randomlegend]

Paying doesn't make well done steak more tender than rare steak, I'm afraid.

[Giggles]

Paying doesn't make well done steak more tender than rare steak, I'm afraid.

It makes it the right one to get if that's what you've asked for though.

[randomlegend]

Good thing that wasn't what the post I responded to said then isn't it.

[Giggles]

Good thing I'm vindicated by only skimming. I had just assumed pretentious when I seen the username.

[Lewis]

I suggest you refer back to my use of FACT and refrain from embarrassing yourselves further.

[randomlegend]

What kind of a comeback is that :D

"I'm right because I didn't read it properly".

[Giggles]

What kind of a comeback is that :D

"I'm right because I didn't read it properly".

I'm not wrong because I didn't read it properly.

[Giggles]

Karahi gosht, pilau rice, and spice chips on the way :drool:

[Ian]

Spicy bag here. :cool:

[Giggles]

Spicy bag here. :cool:

:cool:

[Giggles]

Won't be a drop of drink taken tonight after I've downed this.


http://i68.tinypic.com/27xp5cy.png

[John]

That sauce looks delicious.

[Pepe]

That does look good.

[Giggles]

It was class. Didn't need the chips really but can never pass them up.

[Pepe]

Yeah, the chips seem unnecessary. Still, once they are there it is hard to not eat them.

[Boydy]

I got a munchy box last night and it was decent but they only gave me one tiny little tub of sauce which kinda ruined it.

[Giggles]

Yeah, the chips seem unnecessary. Still, once they are there it is hard to not eat them.

Especially when they're doused in a chilli powder mix.

[Lewis]

I tried a chicken heart last night and it was the worst thing ever. It was like a blood flavoured rubber.

[Ian]

Anybody I know who's been to one of the Brazilian BBQ places always says those are the pits.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, they're not great.

Not sure why they bother as every other meat at those BBQ places is great.

[Baz]

Been making fritters cos babies seem to love them. 2 eggs, 33g (“1 Cup” :moop: ) of plain flour and then a grated or small vegetable, fried in a pan for 2 mins either side. Piece of piss. I’ve done sweetcorn fritters (biggest hit) and courgette ones. Any ideas for what else would be both tasty and would hold together?

[randomlegend]

Sweetcorn fritters with a bit of mexican spicing are the bomb (probably not for babies).

Carrot? I'd squeeze some of the moisture out before adding them to the mix (would do the same with courgette).

[Ian]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3092738/scottish-chippy-takeaway-7000-calories/

[randomlegend]

Imagine the shit you'd do the day after that. Christ alive.

[John]

My local chippy has been doing a munchy box for ages. Two sausages, a half fried pizza, a half black pudding, onion rings, and a double portion of chips for six quid. Obviously not a patch on that atrocity, but still altogether too much.

I had a stinking hangover yesterday and soothed it with a 'salt and chilli shredded chicken pizza crunch', which was wonderful and filthy.

[randomlegend]

I've never had one so perhaps one day I'll find myself enlightened, but even for grotty guilty-pleasure takeaway food the 'pizza crunch' sounds absolutely grim.

[igor_balis]

Does anyone have a "lounge" in their town? As in the middling bar/restaurant chain, rather than a front room or strip club. Their food is nowt more than "bit more expensive and slightly nicer than spoons", but they do sweetcorn fritters with their breakfast and they're wicked.

[Ian]

I've never had one so perhaps one day I'll find myself enlightened, but even for grotty guilty-pleasure takeaway food the 'pizza crunch' sounds absolutely grim.

I tried a bite of one once. I don't know if it was a "good" example of one but it didn't do much for me.

[Giggles]

I just had dessert created in front of me in a 2x4 picture frame with liquid nitrogen. Keeks would be proud

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.recipetineats.com/beef-rendang/

Had that today.

Couldn't get galangal and I put a bit too much cloves powder in but it is lovely.

[Boydy]

Recently start putting anchovies in every tomato-based pasta sauce I make and not just puttanesca. They are amazing.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

This is an absolutely banging recipe for strawberry ice cream while they're still in season-

https://www.askchefdennis.com/strawberry-gelato/

Texture is perfect and it's easy to make.

[randomlegend]

John Gelato > ice cream.

My ice cream maker is one of the best kitchen purchases I've made.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

I've got an Andrew James one, only cost about £25 too and it's perfect for in the house.

[Giggles]

I buy my ice cream.

[randomlegend]

Good homemade ice cream is genuinely DRAMATICALLY better than shop bought.

[Giggles]

It's better but after eating this famous gelato in Italy etc, it's not worth the faff for me. Not something I'd eat that often anyway, I'd rather a bag of crisps.

[John]

John Gelato > ice cream.

:D

You pleb.

[SvN]

It's better but after eating this famous gelato in Italy etc, it's not worth the faff for me. Not something I'd eat that often anyway, I'd rather a bag of crisps.

Agreed. Savoury > Sweet. I'd rather eat a crusty cob with butter than a fancy cheesecake.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Awful people.

[randomlegend]

Either can be equally good. Also cheesecake is almost invariably meh.

[Lewis]

Seaside whippy ice cream > *

[Giggles]

Seaside whippy ice cream > *

Actually yeah, that's by far the best ice cream.

[Spikey M]

Either can be equally good. Also cheesecake is almost invariably meh.

You are literally the worst.

[Giggles]

Also, cheesecake is the business so long as it's not something perverted like lemon. Had some sort of an Italian yogurt cake the other night, someone cut it up and tossed it into that picture frame thing along with the main dessert, and it was very nice. Love that yogurt/cream cheese type stuff in desserts.

[Kikó]

Good cheesecake is hard to find. People overcomplicate it. Just get a good biscuit base and you're winning.

[Mazuuurk]

RL, Gelato is fucking literally the word for Ice Cream in Italian.

Fuck offffffff.

[Kikó]

I think he's talking about sorbet.

[Spikey M]

I think he’s a pretentious cunt.

[Kikó]

That's me.

[Spikey M]

You too, yes.

[Disco]

Italian ice cream is made as bit differently to 'normal' ice cream so using a different word seems sensible.

[Mazuuurk]

It's not sensible, cause it's Ice Cream.

Meat stew is made differently than Fish stew because there's fish in one and meat in the other. You still call the Fish Stew fucking stew, because it is a stew. It's not complicated.


It's ok to like certain types of Ice Cream more than others, for instance I like Chocolate ice cream better than Strawberry ice cream, because I'm a grown up and a man, but that doesn't mean one of them isn't Ice Cream cause it's made slightly different.

Also, Sorbet is also fucking Ice Cream. C'mon, the same shop will sell it and stuff it into a cone or whatever - then it's Ice Cream. Don't be fucking cunts about it.

[hfswjyr]

Just got back from a teppanyaki. It strikes me that I don't actually like having food thrown at me, but the peer pressure of not participating is too high. So yes, ended up trying to catch my meal with my mouth.

[Baz]

RL, Gelato is fucking literally the word for Ice Cream in Italian.

Fuck offffffff.:lol:

[Giggles]

We've another one.

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[Reg]

for instance I like Chocolate ice cream better than Strawberry ice cream, because I'm a grown up and a man
I don't understand the logic in this, but it's great. :D

[phonics]

Yo where should I eat tonight? Is there anywhere decent where the waiter won't try to do epic banter? I just got out of a place where the guy did a 10 minute comedy routine on the cocktail menu. I'd already decided to have a large glass of Pinot Grigio but this didn't deter him.

[Disco]

Seems an odd thing to get worked up about, it's just ice cream.

[Spikey M]

You mean it’s just Gelato.

[randomlegend]

RL, Gelato is fucking literally the word for Ice Cream in Italian.

Fuck offffffff.

It's made differently. You can wank on about "they mean the same" all you like, but they aren't the same.

You can be pedantic and say "Italian ice cream is different to English ice cream" but unless you're learning disabled it's pretty obvious what is meant when people talk about gelato Vs ice cream.

[randomlegend]

It's not sensible, cause it's Ice Cream.

Meat stew is made differently than Fish stew because there's fish in one and meat in the other. You still call the Fish Stew fucking stew, because it is a stew. It's not complicated.


It's ok to like certain types of Ice Cream more than others, for instance I like Chocolate ice cream better than Strawberry ice cream, because I'm a grown up and a man, but that doesn't mean one of them isn't Ice Cream cause it's made slightly different.

Also, Sorbet is also fucking Ice Cream. C'mon, the same shop will sell it and stuff it into a cone or whatever - then it's Ice Cream. Don't be fucking cunts about it.

How is sorbet ice cream? It doesn't have cream in it you floppy armed gimp.

[Giggles]

Waaaaay too serious about ice cream there RL.

[Pepe]

Waaaaay too serious about ice cream there RL.

Gelato.

[Giggles]

Gelato.

"Ice Cream in Italy".

[Spikey M]

Sorbet is Icecream for Kiko’s.

[Disco]

The suspense is killing me.

[Giggles]

Do they still sell Balisto bars in England?

[randomlegend]

I've never seen one in my life.

[Giggles]

We were talking about them today in work, they were epic. Must be 20 years since I seen one.

[Disco]

Balisto? What the fuck are they?

[igor_balis]

proper into fabs atm

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Sorbet is ice cream now?

Off your rocker.

[Spikey M]

It’s just a posh Slushpuppy really, isn’t it?

[Mazuuurk]

How is sorbet ice cream? It doesn't have cream in it you floppy armed gimp.


You tell someone "Ah, I fancy an Ice Cream, let's go to the Ice Cream shop where they sell Ice Cream!"
You mate goes "Alright, I could go for some Ice Cream!"

You go to the shop, you get Chocolate Ice Cream, your mates a bit of a fanny so they get a fucking Sorbet. You might also have some fucker who gets "Vegan Ice Cream" which will not have Cream in it either, will it, but it's still all just fucking ICE CREAM cause it comes from the fucking ICE CREAM SHOP.


Only an utter fucking poofter would go "Ah, I could do with some Sherbeeert right now. Not Ice Cream mind you, it gets my tum-tum all messed uuuup.




If it's cold, sold by scoops, then it's Ice Cream. Sort your fucking self out, or go fucking stuff your face with some sorbet ice cream until you fucking choke on it and die. Your choice.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

Fucking hell.

[randomlegend]

Oh dear.

[Spikey M]

Mars bars are henceforth Newspapers because they are sold at the paper shop.

[Mazuuurk]

Spikes, thought you were a man. You in the sorbet poof gang then?

[Dave.]

You tell someone "Ah, I fancy an Ice Cream, let's go to the Ice Cream shop where they sell Ice Cream!"
You mate goes "Alright, I could go for some Ice Cream!"

You go to the shop, you get Chocolate Ice Cream, your mates a bit of a fanny so they get a fucking Sorbet. You might also have some fucker who gets "Vegan Ice Cream" which will not have Cream in it either, will it, but it's still all just fucking ICE CREAM cause it comes from the fucking ICE CREAM SHOP.


Only an utter fucking poofter would go "Ah, I could do with some Sherbeeert right now. Not Ice Cream mind you, it gets my tum-tum all messed uuuup.




If it's cold, sold by scoops, then it's Ice Cream. Sort your fucking self out, or go fucking stuff your face with some sorbet ice cream until you fucking choke on it and die. Your choice.

If this is trolling then it's top quality. If not...

[SincereTheRebel]

Good cheesecake is hard to find. People overcomplicate it. Just get a good biscuit base and you're winning.

McVities plain digestives are all you need lad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

McVities plain digestives are all you need lad.

You can use bourbons instead, they're the same fucking thing you poofy prick /Mazuurk.

[Mazuuurk]

Proud of you son :happycry:

[Giggles]

Chocolate chip cookies :thbup:

[Disco]

Has there been a weirder meltdown than this? Harold and his water slides come close I suppose.

[Pepe]

Agreed, RL is on the ropes.

[Ian]

That was amazing, Maz.

Also what was the Harold one?

[Spikey M]

Spikes, thought you were a man. You in the sorbet poof gang then?

You lost me at Chocolate Ice Cream. Chocolate is great but chocolate flavoured things (Ice Cream, Milkshakes, Condoms etc.) are shit.

[Giggles]

You lost me at Chocolate Ice Cream. Chocolate is great but chocolate flavoured things (Ice Cream, Milkshakes, Condoms etc.) are shit.

o/

Spikey :cool:

[Lewis]

I'm convening the TTH Engineers' Council to determine the status of gelato.

[Giggles]

Has the engineers council lost Magic to upper management after getting touched up by his boss the other night?

[Spikey M]

o/

Spikey :cool:
\.

[Giggles]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

\.

Still too big.

[Lewis]

Has the engineers council lost Magic to upper management after getting touched up by his boss the other night?

Who?

[SincereTheRebel]

You can use bourbons instead, they're the same fucking thing you poofy prick /Mazuurk.

The regular original cheesecake is all I require. I have zero interest in adding a chocolate flavoured base.

[Boydy]

Everything okay at home, Maz? The wife hasn't kicked you out for shitting on a magazine again, has she?

[Lewis]

That post was probably based on what she said to him that night.

[Baz]

\.
:D

[Shindig]

I don't think I've ever had a bad cheesecake. Even the one I made at school turned out nice, once I'd managed to set the bastard.

[SincereTheRebel]

Super easy to make also. Cheesecake is just :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's just a fucking cake mate.

[Kikó]

Alright giggles.

[Giggles]

Cheesecake is clearly not a regular cake.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alright giggles.

It's fucking cake you fucking poof.

[Giggles]

:drool:


https://cdn.radiocms.net/000/images/000299/306541_60_news_hub_multi_750x0.jpg

https://www.98fm.com/Tayto-Launches-Spice-Bag-Flavoured-Crisps-

[Pepe]

*Taigto

[Giggles]

*Taigto

There's a special edition right there.

[Giggles]

I see Coke Zero now tastes even more like real coke and they're changing the can to almost fully red. We're definitely going to see a snowflaking of real Coke.

[Lewis]

Coca-Cola not only telling the sugar tax wankers to get fucked, but gloating about it, marks them out as a truly heroic corporation.

[phonics]

Coke Zero tastes absolutely awful.

[Giggles]

Coke Zero tastes absolutely awful.

I don't know which one you're talking about.

[Baz]

Coca-Cola not only telling the sugar tax wankers to get fucked, but gloating about it, marks them out as a truly heroic corporation.Don’t they only do Coke in those mini red bull cans nowadays?

[Giggles]

Don’t they only do Coke in those mini red bull cans nowadays?

Not that I've seen anyway. I'd a can with the lunch special yesterday.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Coke Zero tastes absolutely awful.

You really do need to be put down.

[Boydy]

Coke Zero is great.

[phonics]

You really do need to be put down.

Drink a real coke, you'll still be a fat cunt either way.

[SvN]

That was rather unnecessary.

Coke Zero is great - to me it tastes like Coke, but without the coating of sugar on my teeth afterwards.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Drink a real coke, you'll still be a fat cunt either way.

Zero tastes better.

The normal stuff feels like it's leaving a film of sugar on my teeth.

SvN :cool:

[Pepe]

All Cokes are shit.

[Giggles]

They're not really. That said, you are exactly the type of person that I would think wouldn't like a big brand.

[Pepe]

Homemade Cola for me only.