Weird shit you've seen

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is inspired by a trip to Sainsburys earlier in the day.

The guy behind me was buying, amongst other things, 28 jars of Sainsburys own basic crunchy peanut butter.

What the fuck is someone doing buying TWENTY EIGHT jars of peanut butter?

Anyway, what weird shit have you seen TTH?

[TG09]

He love peanut butter on toast?

I have seen lots of weird stuff over the years. One was here in NZ, a strange man who is known to do weird stuff, had a sledge hammer and walk in to the middle of the road and started to smash up the road. The cops turned up and tasered him..lol

[Shindig]

If you're buying peanut butter on that scale, its for explosives. Call the police.

[John Arne]

There was a naked guy walking down the street the other day.
I also saw a guying vomiting whilst driving his bike... he didn't bother pulling over, just turned his head, threw up, then carried on.

[Disco]

He's got the right idea, basics peanut butter is pretty much the best you'll find. Can't say I've ever bought more than three at a time though.

[Kikó]

In the airport the other week, there was a guy walking the wrong way down the speedy walk way thing to get somewhere. Strangest thing I've seen in ages.

[Magic]

A poster on a forum claiming his thread which is almost an exact replica of my thread was inspired by something else.

[ItalAussie]

I was once buying coffee on a mainish street in Sydney (King St, for those who know it) when a pair of ox ran past and down the street. Turns out they'd escaped from a local advertising shoot.

[Spammer]

I saw a fully grown bloke in a nappy last week. He got his nappy changed by a woman maybe 5 years older than him. He lay down and brought his legs up and she used talcum powder and everything. I'm assuming he hadn't shat himself. Pretty fucking weird.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I remember once walking down the embankment and seeing a bloke walking past with a snake coiled on his shoulder and an owl in his other hand, as if it was completely normal.

[Benny]

A homeless woman fingering herself in front of me and my mates last year in Brussels, definitely the weirdest thing I've ever been a part of.

[Boydy]

I saw a fully grown bloke in a nappy last week. He got his nappy changed by a woman maybe 5 years older than him. He lay down and brought his legs up and she used talcum powder and everything. I'm assuming he hadn't shat himself. Pretty fucking weird.
Was this at your sex club as well?

[Spammer]

Was this at your sex club as well?

Fetish club, this was. Bloke with a nappy is one of the things I just can't get my head around. The standard BDSM stuff goes a bit far sometimes but I can at least understand why people enjoy it. Baffled by that one though.

[Kikó]

I mean what's the point of my story when you hear stuff like that from Hammer.

I may as well have said I saw a man with a button undone.

[Jimmy Floyd]

In the airport the other week, there was a guy walking the wrong way down the speedy walk way thing to get somewhere. Strangest thing I've seen in ages.

When I went to Portugal the other week from Gatwick one of our party missed the flight (idiot) by a couple of minutes and was stranded at the closed gate. He then had to go all the way back to departures to get himself on the next flight and said that the process of going the wrong way through an airport is basically impossible as all the walkways, escalators etc only go one way. In the end he had to ask a cleaner with one of those little electric carts if he could hitch a ride.

[phonics]

There's loads of weirdos here. My favourite was a 4'8" elderly gentleman who had a penchant for hot pink everything. Hat, dress, matching handbag and shoes. Then there was Boobah who was an absolutely enormous black guy (Mark Henry size) who would hang out at the local McDonalds, the rumour was he'd been hit in the head with something as a child that made him crazy as the only thing he could say was 'Boobah!?!?' or those two syllables in a variety of orders. He'd sit down at your table and make sexual gestures at any women about and laugh really loudly. Everyone just kind of got on with it.

[Toby]

There's loads of weirdos here. My favourite was a 4'8" elderly gentleman who had a penchant for hot pink everything. Hat, dress, matching handbag and shoes.

http://i.imgur.com/0GaF8AA.jpg

[phonics]

Exactly but imagine a 'little black dress' in the same colour with accompanying Stilettos.

[Kikó]

When I went to Portugal the other week from Gatwick one of our party missed the flight (idiot) by a couple of minutes and was stranded at the closed gate. He then had to go all the way back to departures to get himself on the next flight and said that the process of going the wrong way through an airport is basically impossible as all the walkways, escalators etc only go one way. In the end he had to ask a cleaner with one of those little electric carts if he could hitch a ride.

I can get on board [lol pun] with that. But this guy was walking down the walkway while there was just normal floor around each side of it. It was Heathrow, not Yevrah.