Weird shit you do

[Magic]

I occasionally hold my arms up like a T-Rex with limp wrists, much like Mr Burns and walk about the house this way. It's strangely relaxing.

[Boydy]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/101/252461010_a9991e1db5_b.jpg

[Davgooner]

For the love of fuck.

[Manc]

I've been told I excessively stretch and make unwarranted loud noises.

Oh and I like feet on my cock. Not a fetish as some women have hooves, but my mrs' seems to do the trick.

[Toby]

Why Boydy? Why?

[Boydy]

:D

lol

[Sam]

A NSFW would have worked well.

[Disco]

Yawn in the style of Paul Bearer.

[Lewis]

I do this Abuse/Blame/Crying (ABC) thing when I get wound up over trivial things.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yawn really loudly and strangely.

[7om]

Strip naked to have a shit.

[Giggles]

I sing about washing my sack whilst washing my sack.

[Pepe]

Strip naked to have a shit.

:D

[Jimmy Floyd]

I constantly make up rubbish football style songs about things in my head. So for example there's some twat at work called Mr Joo, and the other day I had running round my head:

...Mr Joo
You're a wanker, Mr Joo
You're a wanker
You're a wanker
You're a wanker, Mr Joo
Mr Joo...

I think it's some sort of illness.

[Pepe]

Is Mr. Joo a wanker?

[randomlegend]

Strip naked to have a shit.

Socks on or off?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Is Mr. Joo a wanker?

I've never seen him wank, but it's certainly possible.

[five time]

Eat oranges with the peel on.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Eat oranges with the peel on.

You should be locked up.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I know someone who eats lemons like an apple. Locking up is too good for them.

[Magic]

I've also developed an impulse thing whereby I shout 'Allahu Akhbar!' and do the Heil Hitler arm movement. Don't do it in public but my word is it satisfying in the house.

[igor_balis]

Dunno if it counts, but I'm constantly doing puerile pranks. My flatmate was walking to see his girlfriend and he'd left his spotify logged in on the computer, and it was saying what he was listening to on his phone. I realised they'd added a feature where you can control different devices remotely, so I found Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music and pressed play. The idea of him idly walking down the pavement listening to A Tribe Called Quest, then suddenly hearing the glass shatter was too great to pass up. Wasn't sure it had worked until I got a phone call from him about a minute later, sounding slightly unsettled, just asking 'how the fuck did you do that?'

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I know someone who eats lemons like an apple. Locking up is too good for them.
I've done that once, well eaten a whole lemon but I did skin it first as a dare.

I followed it with a tablespoon of horseradish.

I've also developed an impulse thing whereby I shout 'Allahu Akhbar!' and do the Heil Hitler arm movement. Don't do it in public but my word is it satisfying in the house.
I sometimes sing fake Islamic/Hebrew/Middle Eastern languages songs to myself.

[Sam]

Dunno if it counts, but I'm constantly doing puerile pranks. My flatmate was walking to see his girlfriend and he'd left his spotify logged in on the computer, and it was saying what he was listening to on his phone. I realised they'd added a feature where you can control different devices remotely, so I found Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music and pressed play. The idea of him idly walking down the pavement listening to A Tribe Called Quest, then suddenly hearing the glass shatter was too great to pass up. Wasn't sure it had worked until I got a phone call from him about a minute later, sounding slightly unsettled, just asking 'how the fuck did you do that?'

:D Brilliant.

[Pen]

Eat oranges with the peel on.

I've seen someone eat kiwi fruit in a similar fashion. Why would anyone do that willingly (with either fruit) beyond me.

[Magic]

:sick:

[leedsrevolution]

My laugh is one of them loud and annoying ones.

[Baz]

I've seen someone eat kiwi fruit in a similar fashion. Why would anyone do that willingly (with either fruit) beyond me.

I thought that was how everyone ate kiwi fruit up until about three years ago. Didn't realise you weren't supposed the eat the peel, as I had always eaten it. :uhoh:

I noticed when I'm driving I use my fingers as scissors and motion like I'm cutting my lips off.

[Byron]

Boydy you cunt I was eating dinner.

Also, I tend to have that thing where I shake my knee while sitting anywhere. I know it infuriates nearly everyone. I also clear my throat in a weird manner, like I've constantly got something lodged there.

[leedsrevolution]

Oh I "drum" everything. Curse of been a drummer that I think everyone who plays does.

[Boydy]

Boydy you cunt I was eating dinner.

:baz:

[Lee]

You're not supposed to eat Kiwi skin? Shit. I eat Orange peel now and then, it's alright.

[Mazuuurk]

Nothing, I'm normal. You freaks.

[Benny]

Why would you want to eat Kiwi skin? Looks horrible.

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

Sometimes I spin while navigating the house.

Get to the bottom of the stairs, why turn 90 degrees left when you can turn 270 degrees right and have one hell of a time instead.

:uhoh:

[Magic]

Ahaha. I do that too. :D

[Spoonsky]

I get facial tics from time to time, the Tourettes-ridden freak that I am. They can last for up to several months but lately I've discovered a way to defeat them, which is to put a rubber band around my wrist and slap it against the skin whenever I do the tic. Classical condition 101 but it works surprisingly well.

Sometimes I lift weights while brushing my teeth.

[Pen]

You fruit skin freaks make me sick.

I sing all the time when I'm home and narrate whatever the missus is doing/thinking trying to mimic her voice (well not really mimic, but alter my voice depending what mood I'm trying to portray as her). I also do that leg thing where you just shake it when sitting down. I also sometimes hide from the missus if she's taking too long to come to bed and try to scare her (we don't really have any good hiding places). I occasionally waltz around the house with the missus and generally just pull her into a dance of my choosing.

[Spoonsky]

I have a hard time preventing myself from singing along to whatever I'm listening to if I'm alone, but as soon as someone else is around I lose the compulsion completely. Nobody needs to hear that shit.

[Toby]

I've seen someone eat kiwi fruit in a similar fashion. Why would anyone do that willingly (with either fruit) beyond me.

I eat kiwis whole like that, as has been my usual answer to threads on this sort of subject. Lemons is clearly a different level of crazy though.

I do occasionally nibble on orange peel after I've removed it, but the idea of biting through it is a bit much.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Oh, I've just remembered, I like eating stock cubes. Beef is the best, but chicken's nice too.

[Boydy]

Just eating it dry?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Yeah. A very small amount goes a long way, mind.

[phonics]

That's mental. Although I did steal 20 sugar cubes from a cafe as a child. Kept em in my pocket and snacked on them for days :drool:

[randomlegend]

You lot are batshit.

Sometimes when I eat a packet of crisps, I chew each one but don't swallow it so I end up with the whole chewed up packet in my mouth. It's really satisfying for some reason, try it out lads

[wullie]

I used to occasionally eat Oxo cubes as a kid, I get that one. You could make it last a whole day, easy.

[SvN]

I'll dance like a maniac when I'm alone in an elevator.

[phonics]

I'll dance like a maniac when I'm alone in an elevator.

I do this one, sometimes the doors open quicker than you think and you have to do that quick walk you do when you fall over in public.

[Spammer]

I drink stock when im hungover sometimes, never eat them dry though. Fucking hell.

I'm beat boxing to myself pretty much all the time, and I sing to myself and dance quite often for no reason. When in listening to music I often can't help but react physically in some way and I think I probably look a bit of a twat when I'm walking around town.

[randomlegend]

You've done weirder.

[Sam]

Umm?

I'm a chronic twitcher in my sleep. Foot or body parts just tweek a fair bit, scared a one night stand to death one when my leg apparently started going nuts.

When I was younger my favourite sandwich (still have a soft spot for it now) was strawberry jam and red onions. Oh and I have a tendency to drink any pickling juice that's present in jars of jalapenos, pickled onions, gherkins and so forth.

[randomlegend]

How do you end up trying jam and red onion?

[Sam]

How do you end up trying jam and red onion?

Was told to make my own sandwich, that is what I come up with. Trendsetting from an early age.

[phonics]

Was told to make my own sandwich, that is what I come up with. Trendsetting from an early age.

Any realtion to this kid?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/84/93/e8849370ec5e2f71464a275b72e73cc8.jpg

[Sam]

Any realtion to this kid?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e8/84/93/e8849370ec5e2f71464a275b72e73cc8.jpg

:checkit:

Nailed it.

[Magic]

You lot are batshit.

Sometimes when I eat a packet of crisps, I chew each one but don't swallow it so I end up with the whole chewed up packet in my mouth. It's really satisfying for some reason, try it out lads

Serial killer stuff.

[Magic]

Anyone else pretend they can speak German?

[Giggles]

Anyone else pretend they can speak German?

Like, to other people?

[Magic]

Like, to other people?

What? :D

No, do you think I'm sort of nonce? I meant in the house, alone.

[Pepe]

Yes, that is less noncey.

[Giggles]

What? :D

No, do you think I'm sort of nonce? I meant in the house, alone.

For what reason? Are you acting out movie scenes, pretending to be Hitler, re-enacting a world cup win?

[Magic]

No, just say random shit. It's especially good out of frustration.

[Sam]

Swore in other languages before, no idea why but yelling PUTA MADRE is more satisfying then cunt at times.

[Dquincy]

For the love of fuck.
Hahaha.

[Dquincy]

When I was younger I use to imagine I was in a time machine when in the toilet taking a shit. Once the shit was finished I expected to step out into another location and time.

The main objective was that i would need money wherever I was going, but luckily I had the ability to magically change any of the shoes (which had been left in the toilet) into cash or other essentials.

[Magic]

Does anyone else like Google Imaging things they've got? For example:

Sinus infection

I love looking at videos and images of sinus infections when I have it. Likewise with toothache. :drool:

[Spoonsky]

No.

I always take my glasses off when I take a shit though.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Reasoning behind that?

I generally only take them off if I'm pushing one out hard.

[Spikey M]

Dunno if it counts, but I'm constantly doing puerile pranks. My flatmate was walking to see his girlfriend and he'd left his spotify logged in on the computer, and it was saying what he was listening to on his phone. I realised they'd added a feature where you can control different devices remotely, so I found Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music and pressed play. The idea of him idly walking down the pavement listening to A Tribe Called Quest, then suddenly hearing the glass shatter was too great to pass up. Wasn't sure it had worked until I got a phone call from him about a minute later, sounding slightly unsettled, just asking 'how the fuck did you do that?'
:D

[Magic]

Found out this morning that my child eats her eye crust in the morning.

[Adamski]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1261-The-Three-Rs

[Magic]

:D

Don't make me question my beliefs so early on.

[Magic]

Developed this weird habit of talking to myself in a gay accent, and doing gay movements (snap back at you though etc). Feels liberating, I think it might be an out for my ego.

Only do it in my own house, in my own company. Not even tempted to do it anywhere else or watch gay porn.

[niko_cee]

I'd forgotten about that picture.

I echo Dav's sentiments.

[bruhnaldo]

I hate when my car windows are down at different lengths.

If the one on the left is down an inch, the one on the right needs to also be down an inch.

This was especially tedious before I graduated to power windows.

[bruhnaldo]

Anyone else pretend they can speak German?

When I get really angry or especially bewildered "Mr. Han" comes out and I start talking jibberish with a strong Japanese accent.

[Magic]

When I get really angry or especially bewildered "Mr. Han" comes out and I start talking jibberish with a strong Japanese accent.

Same. :D

Raktakida! Yo si rata hiy chat kiri ha!

[Offshore Toon]

I do all sorts of accents throughout the day. Been trying to figure out recently how I came to saying "ooh matron" and bringing up Carry On films so often. I've no idea where it came from, and its only since this behaviour that I've tried to watch a Carry On film, but couldn't get through more than 10 minutes of Carry On Camping. Fucking dreadful.

Also, I know people have fake conversations in the shower or whatever, but do people just 'win arguments' or do they also 'have a laugh'? Normally its when I'm tired and just laughing at myself that in my head certain mates will spring to mind and I'll play off them, but the other day I realised I was doing it with my mate who topped himself a couple of months ago. 'Their memory lives on' and all that. It was quite a nice experience, to be honest.

[Disco]

Carry on Camping is a particularly terrible example of the genre.

I also have found myself either going over old conversations or imagining new ones that I might have had with a friend who died in November. I both like it and dislike it at the same time.

[Offshore Toon]

I think it could go either way depending on your mood. I tend to only have imaginary conversations when I'm feeling good, though. Plus, its an odd scenario. I hadn't seen him for about a year beforehand, so my routine didn't change at all. Its difficult (or perhaps easy, depending how you look at it) to come to terms with as, in a sense, nothing has changed.

[Disco]

The part that I dislike is remembering that having thought of something I would normally talk to him about I no longer can (hence needing to have an imaginary conversation with myself, which sounds a lot more mental now I come to write it down). I suspect that will fade over time though.

[bruhnaldo]

Sorry for your friends, guys.

I'm an only child (explains a lot I'm sure) so I've generally always talked to myself. I have a pretty strong internal dialogue going on at most all times. I never really imagine other people in these instances, though.

[Offshore Toon]

The part that I dislike is remembering that having thought of something I would normally talk to him about I no longer can (hence needing to have an imaginary conversation with myself, which sounds a lot more mental now I come to write it down). I suspect that will fade over time though.
Either that or it'll just feel relatively normal.

Sorry for your friends, guys.

I'm an only child (explains a lot I'm sure) so I've generally always talked to myself. I have a pretty strong internal dialogue going on at most all times. I never really imagine other people in these instances, though.
Thanks, bruh.

I can't imagine being an only child would matter. Its not like siblings spend every second with each other growing up.

[ItalAussie]

I've seen someone eat kiwi fruit in a similar fashion. Why would anyone do that willingly (with either fruit) beyond me.

I do that. :(

Peppers as well.

[Offshore Toon]

I've eaten the kiwi skin for a few years now. Give it a good rub (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI) and its fine.

[Magic]

I've just had a shower and dried myself exclusively with a hair dryer. Is that weird?

[igor_balis]

I do that too sometimes. So, yes, it is.

[Magic]

:(

Obvs in a hotel. Would never use my own electricity for such a filthy pleasure.

[Manc]

Super effective for the gooch.

[Giggles]

Do the gooch with a towel in a hotel and then fold it back to look like it wasn't used.

[Magic]

Don't want to get poo on it.

[Disco]

I'm not sure you quite get the point of washing.

[Raoul Duke]

I normally just get a couple of Russian hookers in and go to town

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Set them up with some webcams and get them working chat rooms, Raoul?

[Disco]

Stop grooming him 'how.

[Raoul Duke]

I've actually installed a bunch of secret webcams in Dundee hotels. Got some cracking kompromat footage earlier of this camp guy who looks like John Leslie drying his nutsack with a hairdryer :cool:

[Magic]

Why the fuck would I be in a hotel in Dundee? Not getting divorced now mate.

[Raoul Duke]

If it's good enough for Alan Partridge...

[Queenslander]

I have a wildlife permit allowing me to keep and breed pythons.

[Giggles]

I have a wildlife permit allowing me to keep and breed pythons.

That sounds like the best chat up line ever.

"Do you want to see my python....."

[Spikey M]

at 5'2" there would be no confusion.

[Queenslander]

Worse when kids innocently ask to see my snake or if I can show their friends my snake.

[Queenslander]

at 5'2" there would be no confusion.

:D

[Manc]

Walked home from work like Stone Cold. Both kneecaps are now dislocated.