The Incredible pr0n Thread - Linkage by PM only

[Magic]

Remember dirtygardengirl? Well it looks like her asshole has finally supernova'd.

Anyone wants to see post in here and I will PM.

Likewise if you come across any spectacular stuff give a heads up in here so we can all have a good look.

[Baz]

Really wish I hadn't google imaged that. :wtf:

[Henry]

I have no desire to see this, but can you explain what "supernova" means in this context?

[niko_cee]

Cease to be functional in an explosive way, one would imagine.

:sick:

[Magic]

I have no desire to see this, but can you explain what "supernova" means in this context?

A supernova is a stellar explosion that briefly outshines an entire galaxy, radiating as much energy as the Sun or any ordinary star is expected to emit over its entire life span, before fading from view over several weeks or months.

Imagine this but with a woman's asshole instead.

[simon]

A supernova is a stellar explosion that briefly outshines an entire galaxy, radiating as much energy as the Sun or any ordinary star is expected to emit over its entire life span, before fading from view over several weeks or months.

Imagine this but with a woman's asshole instead.

:D

Fucking hell.

[Baz]

Like a sliced pomegranate

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oyTRkUTtgic/hqdefault.jpg

[randomlegend]

I've seen some weird/horrible shit but there's something uniquely awful about prolapses :sick:

[Magic]

This is the biggest one, though.

[Henry]

A supernova is a stellar explosion that briefly outshines an entire galaxy, radiating as much energy as the Sun or any ordinary star is expected to emit over its entire life span, before fading from view over several weeks or months.

Imagine this but with a woman's asshole instead.

Unfortunate.

[Waffdon]

yes please

[Byron]

Dear Lord, searching anal prolapse on Google has found the one corner of the internet it seems I'm not desensitized to yet.

[McAvennie]

You get to see some truly awful things in my line of work, but the worst ever had to be a prolapsed uterus that had spent so much time outside the body it was growing hair...

[John Arne]

Once it had finished growing hair, did it sign up to thethirdhalf.co.uk under the username 'Magic'?

[Spammer]

This is worth sharing

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3soi14/iama_porn_icon_ron_jeremy_ama/

[simon]

What's your weirdest experience on a porn set?

[–]RonJeremyXXX[S] 2220 points 18 hours ago
Majorca, Spain. All the big European stars were on this film, on a boat, including Rocco, Ciccoloina, everyone but me got seasick. Now THAT is a strange experience.

[–]texasrigger 2515 points 17 hours ago
Was it the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean?

:D

[Manc]

Has anyone seen efukts latest effort? Lap it up, Magic.

[Magic]

Where the camgirl masterbates herself with a stillbirth?

[Manc]

In one.

[Boydy]

The fuck is wrong with you people.

[Giggles]

I had hoped Magic was joking. Jesus Christ if not you deranged fucks.

[Magic]

Do you boring virgins want the link or not?

[Giggles]

Not in any lifetime.

[Baz]

If that's true :D PM me

[Magic]

This isn't fucked up in any way really, well yes it is, but not mental. It's in the Czech Republic, like a weird sex hostel thing where blokes go and pay to have sex with women through walls (?). It's just their legs and snatches protruding and a picture of their face. :D

Anyway there's no protection and the next bloke comes in and fucks the girl whilst the previous bloke's jizz is still there. :sick:

It looks like a vision of hell, to be honest. Maybe a bit of #LAD about it. Can we link via spoiler?

[phonics]

No. No-one fucking cares and if they do they can PM you. What kind of weirdo wants to share porn past the age of 11?

[Magic]

If no-one fucking cares then stop being a precious little cunt about it.

Also what kind of weirdo wants to share porn under the age of 11? :sick:

[Manc]

Presumably the pictures aren't 100% accurate. :sherlock:

[Magic]

No, they are. That's what is weird about the whole thing. Along with everything else.

[Manc]

The woman in the ticket booth. :D

It's essentially a cattle market for nymphs.

[Baz]

What was the thing on efukt that Manc mentioned?

[phonics]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-30-2014/LxHW3a.gif

[leedsrevolution]

It's a strange clip that. Those arms make some sexy legs. I don't know how I feel right now.

[Magic]

There's a video on Efukt now called 'Giant Soul Eating Vagina' and it isn't edited in any way or fake. She makes her cunt clap but in a way I've never seen before. It really is a must see.

[Chrissy]

I'm not being precious here but this thread, some of the things mentioned. Fucking hell. I really do worry about you Magic, more so than Mert.

[Manc]

Wasn't expecting the clapping at the end. :D

[Magic]

I really like the Efukt edits. They aren't annoying in any way and add to the overall production.

[7om]

:D

You're messed up. You know that, don't you?

[Manc]

Efukt's latest effort is vintage. No 6. :D

[Spammer]

Just been on efukt for the first time. Wow.

[randomlegend]

See anyone you know?

[Spammer]

:D

http://www.alternet.org/story/104863/the_great_porn_misunderstanding%3A_pornography_is_ mostly_about_fantasy%2C_not_reality

Just read this, interesting read. Thoughts?

I've read one of his books and it was really interesting too.

[Boydy]

That bit about men being weighed down by constantly feeling responsible for women's happiness in the world sounds like a load of bullshit.

[Boydy]

Also, has anyone seen that 'your brain on porn' TED talk? Worth a look.

[Spammer]

There is a greater level of responsibility if things are uneven, is there not?

I think he may have worded it badly (or you've stretched it out a bit) but I can see entirety where he's coming from.

[Magic]

This is a descriptor of a Heavy-R video:

While laying on his back with an inox rod through his belly this dude starts pumping up his heavily pierced scrotum and puts a current through his cock. You thought you'd seen it all huh ;-)

It is beyond fucked up. Yes he has impaled a pole right through his stomach from one end to the other.

[Manc]

Electrifying.

[Bernanke]

This really is just a thread for Magic to post about his deviant gore shit isn't it?

[Magic]

It's pretty self indulgent, yes. Manc is my apprentice.

[Bernanke]

http://cdn1b.static.pornhub.phncdn.com/insights-static//wp-content/uploads/2016/03/pornhub-insights-canada-relative-searches.jpg

This is killing me. Fucking Quebec. :D

[Byron]

I'm more concerned about the Northwest Territories

[Magic]

http://efukt.com/content/fans10/small/31.jpg

:D

What better endorsement for your website than an Asian guy in a bath with your company name spread out in shit across his chest.

[Magic]

Camwhore gets caught by security guard outside hotel. :D

Check it out on Efukt. Can't link because phonics is gay.

[Lewis]

I see Taz is still making daft bets on other forums.

[Bernanke]

http://i.imgur.com/j0wAZ1L.png?1

Pornhub-comments are gold. :D

[Magic]

https://s31.postimg.org/z7bl6wyez/lol.png

Just watched this, it's fucking ridiculous. Who gets off on this sort of thing?

[Giggles]

Same people that have a sick penchant for beheadings and dismemberment videos?

[Magic]

If they beheaded the t-rex I'd cum.

[Baz]

The Reid is in a WhatsApp group where his mates just post videos. The best ones are where something is mildly amusing on its own is cut together with porn.

Like there's a clip of Mars attacks with the aliens talking and then it cuts to a woman being shagged upside down against a hedge, making the same noise.

Or a woman does a handstand and falls onto a massive dildo, which then cuts to an old bloke going "woooooh!"

They're funny, mostly because they're only about 8 seconds long.

Where's a good source for these videos? Preferably so they can be saved to my iPhone.

[Dquincy]

You should include these in your grooms speech.

[Giggles]

The Reid is in a WhatsApp group where his mates just post videos. The best ones are where something is mildly amusing on its own is cut together with porn.

Like there's a clip of Mars attacks with the aliens talking and then it cuts to a woman being shagged upside down against a hedge, making the same noise.

Or a woman does a handstand and falls onto a massive dildo, which then cuts to an old bloke going "woooooh!"

They're funny, mostly because they're only about 8 seconds long.

Where's a good source for these videos? Preferably so they can be saved to my iPhone.

They can be found back in a day when you were 14.

[Magic]

There's a video on Efukt now called 'The Brutal Cumpilation' I urge you all to watch it, it's fucking hilarious.

[Manc]

I came when the I saw the blood effort.

[Magic]

http://efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

Oh my fucking God. :D

Scouser bangs a ladyboy and SnapChats it to all his mates who recorded it. This is fucking HILARIOUS so I provided the link.

[phonics]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1261-The-Three-Rs

[Pepe]

Good start mate. :thbup:

[Magic]

I empathised with his plight.

[Magic]

http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1261-The-Three-Rs
Adamski made the joke first and far better.

[Baz]

"Is that not the fittest lad..." :D

[Magic]

I came very (very) close to having a tug over some cam female/shemale action. Two honestly smoking hot birds and one of 'em has a cock.

I didn't, but feel like I must re-visit it at a later point in my life.

[Bernanke]

One hell of a bump, but this from Pornhubs yearly re-cap hade me lolling:

https://bs.phncdn.com/insights-static//wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pornhub-insights-misspellings-state.png

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Porm is so good.

[SincereTheRebel]

Sara Jay is my favourite butterface p0rn trash.

[Manc]

Gabbie Carter. Thank me later.

[SincereTheRebel]

I checked out Gabbie and she looks good. Sara Jay is the total opposite. She looks like shit and I like that.

[Lofty]

It is probably a sign I am watching too much porn that I expected those to be well known names.