View Full Version : Who's most likely to be a paedo?
Boydy
10-11-2015, 02:58 PM
On TTH.
What a delightful thread.
Magic
10-11-2015, 03:04 PM
I think you'll find that the least likely people to be paedophiles are relations of the victims.
That rules me out!
What?
Oh...oh God...
Boydy
10-11-2015, 03:05 PM
What a delightful thread.
It was inspired by RL outing himself as a bronie then Magic calling him a paedo. It does kind of seem like a gateway.
Magic
10-11-2015, 03:06 PM
RL is a Bronie Paedo?
Alan Shearer The 2nd
10-11-2015, 03:12 PM
Magic easily.
Boydy
10-11-2015, 03:16 PM
RL is a Bronie Paedo?
Just a bronie but you called him a nonce when he got all worked up about the PM he thought you'd sent him (thought he'd found a bronie friend, I guess) so that made me wonder who's be most likely on here to be(come?) a paedo.
Boydy
10-11-2015, 03:17 PM
Toby neg-repped me for this thread. :D
What's wrong, heid?
It's just a very distasteful thing to be joking about. If somebody like Magic had started it it would have been closed before the first reply.
Magic
10-11-2015, 03:19 PM
I think it's actually Harold. Nobody can be as unhinged and annoying as that without having serious criminal/psychological issues.
EDIT: Nah, definitely Toby now.
Mahow is very likely to be one based on his 'best babes' taste. Always :drool:ing over the 16 years old looking ones. And Toby of course.
This was clearly Boydy's attempt to cover his tracks.
"They'll never expect a real paedo to draw attention to himself like this!"
Ha. Banter.
Nah, Boydy is into the tick tings.
If somebody like Magic had started it it would have been closed before the first reply.
Nope. This is one of the more pathetic criticisms of anything on this board, and it comes up far too often. Largely in posts made by Harold.
The title of the thread about celebrity child-fuckers on the old board was a joke, and the thread was full of puns. It is distasteful, but we put up with Magic comparing his wife's fanny to seventy dead Syrians so I think we can deal with this.
If the opening post was a photoshopped image of Boydy's chosen user with his dick out at a playground you'd be right, but then it wouldn't matter who made that thread.
Magic
10-11-2015, 03:31 PM
It was actually a Serbian war grave, mate.
My nickname is "Jimmy". All thanks to an incident with a 15 year old many years ago which never actually happened (it was never going to once I found out her age, at least) and has been embellished by my mates.
Paedophilia is definitely funny to joke about, by the way.
It usually is when used by Harold, but I stand by it in this case. If it were a thread about actual paedophilia that descended into puns and jokes, that's fine, but what good comes of this? A load of half-arsed jokes about Mahow and his camgirl? It's just bullying. Thankfully I don't there's anybody here that's going to be genuinely upset by it, but it doesn't make it any more appropriate.
What an odd thread, especially from Boydy.
edit: And yeah I agree with Toby on this.
Magic
10-11-2015, 03:36 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/2qir913.png
Boydy
10-11-2015, 03:37 PM
What the fuck is that? :D
It's some going to lower the tone in a thread about paedophiles, but I reckon a hastily scribbled paint drawing of a camgirl about to be flattened probably does it.
Look what you've done, Toby. There was no mention of Mahow's bird until you brought her up.
Benny
10-11-2015, 03:52 PM
My nickname is "Jimmy". All thanks to an incident with a 15 year old many years ago which never actually happened (it was never going to once I found out her age, at least) and has been embellished by my mates.
Tell us the rumour, Jimmy.
Lee would be up for it if it was legal.
Magic is the type to fall in love with a fifteen years old because she thinks he's cool.
Lewis
10-11-2015, 04:32 PM
If the opening post was a photoshopped image of Boydy's chosen user with his dick out at a playground you'd be right, but then it wouldn't matter who made that thread.
This has reminded me of the R-One wanking picture. I'm not sure how many of us actually saw it, but it's a bond we'll have for life.
Lewis
10-11-2015, 04:33 PM
That Mahow picture is ridiculous. To think Tobias would have denied us that.
randomlegend
10-11-2015, 04:34 PM
Magic is the type to fall in love with a fifteen years old because she thinks he's cool.
Lee would be up for it if it was legal.
Are you going to do everyone?
WDYTOECOBAP
Magic
10-11-2015, 04:37 PM
This has reminded me of the R-One wanking picture. I'm not sure how many of us actually saw it, but it's a bond we'll have for life.
Again I had it saved but lost it all when the wife forced me to delete all the probably now paedo MSN pics of 'birds'.
RL would be friend zoned by the 15 years old.
randomlegend
10-11-2015, 04:44 PM
I'm still with the 15 year old I banged.
Lewis
10-11-2015, 04:49 PM
Again I had it saved but lost it all when the wife forced me to delete all the probably now paedo MSN pics of 'birds'.
Me
You
Alan (creator)
Ross Alan
'Offy'
R-One himself, who pretended it didn't bother him but banned Ross Alan for posting it
Who else WAS THERE?
Spammer
10-11-2015, 05:17 PM
It's clearly GS.
Irish (/NI) ....tick.
Goes to church...tick.
Claims to be abstinent and not even wank....tick.
Nailed on paedo.
Alan Shearer The 2nd
10-11-2015, 05:24 PM
Claims to not even wank?
Magic
10-11-2015, 05:27 PM
John looks like notorious paedophile Connor Tait. That surely sticks him up there with GS?
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2461471040/shendz-photo-app-2012-6-23-18-22-1.png
Spammer
10-11-2015, 05:29 PM
GS has the lifestyle for it, which means a lot more in my book.
Tell us the rumour, Jimmy.
It isn't even a rumour. Years ago, during my first year of uni, I was down the pub and met a girl there. I spent most of the night with her, we were buying drinks for one another and just flirting and getting pissed. At some point in the early hours she took out some ID from her handbag. It remember it as being a passport which I doubt was the case, but I was very drunk. There's no doubt I'd have shagged her had I not known her age and she was up for it. But she was clearly using an older bloke for drinks so wasn't up for it. I don't know how we got on to the subject but this came up in conversation with some mates years later and the story has now evolved to me grooming her, fucking her, then walking her to school in the morning. There you go.
On "Lee would do it if it was legal". Put it this way; If I were a single man I'd not hesistate to fuck a horny 16 year old. Imagine the pertness of the tits? Jesus. Unfortunately this is never going to happen.
Boydy
10-11-2015, 07:11 PM
There was a waitress that started in work fairly recently who everyone thought was quite hot. Turns out she's 15. :uhoh:
Magic
10-11-2015, 07:16 PM
It's about sexual maturity not birth date.
Lewis
10-11-2015, 07:17 PM
You were basically groomed by Noogle, so go for it.
QE Harold Flair
10-11-2015, 07:22 PM
If you're a big nasty rapist man then of course it matters. That 20 year old babysitter girl who fucked a 11 year old boy didn't even get any jail time. No chance that would be the case in reverse.
Henry
10-11-2015, 07:32 PM
There was a waitress that started in work fairly recently who everyone thought was quite hot. Turns out she's 15. :uhoh:
That wouldn't be paedophilia though. There's a different word for it.
On "Lee would do it if it was legal". Put it this way; If I were a single man I'd not hesistate to fuck a horny 16 year old. Imagine the pertness of the tits? Jesus. Unfortunately this is never going to happen.
Fucking hell. :D
That wouldn't be paedophilia though. There's a different word for it.
Ephebophilia.
Magic
10-11-2015, 07:46 PM
Watching Deliver us from Evil.
QE Harold Flair
10-11-2015, 07:50 PM
About the EU referendum?
phonics
10-11-2015, 08:47 PM
It isn't even a rumour. Years ago, during my first year of uni, I was down the pub and met a girl there. I spent most of the night with her, we were buying drinks for one another and just flirting and getting pissed. At some point in the early hours she took out some ID from her handbag. It remember it as being a passport which I doubt was the case, but I was very drunk. There's no doubt I'd have shagged her had I not known her age and she was up for it. But she was clearly using an older bloke for drinks so wasn't up for it. I don't know how we got on to the subject but this came up in conversation with some mates years later and the story has now evolved to me grooming her, fucking her, then walking her to school in the morning. There you go.
Something similar happened to a friend of mine who told us this on a 3 hour car ride to the mountains, by the end of it we'd escalated him to having a Fritzlesque basement dungeon, feeding his incestuous offspring with his own nipples, and bring it up whenever possible. They say everyone's a unique snowflake but we're all the same.
Something similar happened to a friend of mine who told us this on a 3 hour car ride to the mountains, by the end of it we'd escalated him to having a Fritzlesque basement dungeon, feeding his incestuous offspring with his own nipples, and bring it up whenever possible. They say everyone's a unique snowflake but we're all the same.
Indeed. Me being called Jimmy by my mates is just normal now. A couple have me down as that in their phones. I don't really mind until we go out and get talking to people.
"Hi, I'm Lee"
"Why do your friends call you Jimmy?"
"AFTER JIMMY SAVILE HAHA!"
"Alright, mate"
Magic
10-11-2015, 09:42 PM
My my this is some thread for startling revelations, Boyd.
Waffdon
10-11-2015, 09:51 PM
Scouse Pig and Hammer.
I had a close call with a 15 year old when I was 20 at a party. Wasn't until I was talking to one of her friends and she mentioned their upcoming GCSE exams that I questioned her age.
Definitely would have if she was 16.
Boydy
10-11-2015, 09:57 PM
That wouldn't be paedophilia though. There's a different word for it.
Yeah, alright, I was using the tabloid sense of the word.
I'll tell that to the baying mob though.
EDIT: That makes it sound like I've actually done something. I haven't. I just mean 'technically, it's not paedophilia' wouldn't really wash with a lynch mob and/or the courts when you're being beaten up or put on the register.
phonics
10-11-2015, 09:59 PM
Indeed. Me being called Jimmy by my mates is just normal now. A couple have me down as that in their phones. I don't really mind until we go out and get talking to people.
"Hi, I'm Lee"
"Why do your friends call you Jimmy?"
"AFTER JIMMY SAVILE HAHA!"
"Alright, mate"
I'm known as Jasper in Swansea, not for similar reasons I must add.
Magic
10-11-2015, 10:02 PM
Wife's friend's fiance has just been given 200hrs unpaid work for having a relationship with his 16 year old student.
Go justice!
Alan Shearer The 2nd
10-11-2015, 10:25 PM
Might have known you'd have a link to him.
Magic
10-11-2015, 10:26 PM
:D
Just fuck off. He's a horrible, slimey cunt.
Giggles
10-11-2015, 10:29 PM
I'd imagine those parties Hammer goes to have a few rooms for that sort of thing once he gets a few more stamps in his visit book.
Alan Shearer The 2nd
10-11-2015, 10:37 PM
:D
Just fuck off. He's a horrible, slimey cunt.
What was the 16 year old like?
Magic
10-11-2015, 10:42 PM
I don't know. They only had a second child so he'd be less likely to go to jail. He was fucking her whilst his bird was working night shift.
Her entire family have disowned her and the kids. She's coming round tomorrow night because she's confused. Maybe she thought it'd be easier to leave if he was incarcerated.
Fucked up, he's a psychological monster. I know 100% he will have initiated that affair.
Raoul Duke
10-11-2015, 10:43 PM
Get your missus to give her a fake tan. That'll cheer her right up.
Get your wife's sister to do her eyelashes.
Magic
10-11-2015, 10:51 PM
She does tans and eyelashes. Make up too. The sister does nails.
QE Harold Flair
11-11-2015, 05:42 AM
The truth is most women like the drama. They also like being dominated, treated like whores and fuck pigs. Perhaps a lot of that is down to daddy issues, I'm not sure.
Shindig
11-11-2015, 06:04 AM
... alright, Harold's just taken the lead on this.
nomorebans
11-11-2015, 06:07 AM
I said women, not girls. And I am 100% correct. Everyone knows women go for the twats, and in case you hadn't noticed the biggest selling books for women are the 50 Shades series - about a woman being treated in ways I have described.
ItalAussie
11-11-2015, 06:14 AM
This is also a somewhat helpful test to see if we've set up the system properly.
mugbull
11-11-2015, 07:25 AM
Everyone knows women go for the twats
Whenever I hear somebody say this, I'm able to guess with startling accuracy most of their personality traits.
Byron
11-11-2015, 09:49 AM
It's a proper neckbeard sentence that.
Women always go for the arseholes, why can't they see that I'm a nice guy!'
The next bit usually involves a report in a newspaper about a rape.
John Arne
11-11-2015, 10:02 AM
Wife's friend's fiance has just been given 200hrs unpaid work for having a relationship with his 16 year old student.
Go justice!
I would have thought that having a relationship with a student was against School rules, rather than actually a crime.
Magic
11-11-2015, 10:10 AM
Maybe in Nonceland where you reside but it's seen as a severe breach of trust over here.
I would have thought that having a relationship with a student was against School rules, rather than actually a crime.
Not sure if it's just Scotland or UK-wide, but it's illegal for somebody to have sex with an under 18 year old with whom they hold a "position of trust" (e.g. teacher, social worker etc).
John Arne
11-11-2015, 10:20 AM
Not sure if it's just Scotland or UK-wide, but it's illegal for somebody to have sex with an under 18 year old with whom they hold a "position of trust" (e.g. teacher, social worker etc).
I see - that's understandable.
Yevrah
11-11-2015, 10:23 AM
I think that's just Scotland Tobes. Australia have it too and it's a great idea.
randomlegend
11-11-2015, 11:21 AM
Pretty sure we have that here too, Yevraaaaahhhh.
Spikey M
22-02-2018, 10:43 AM
Hammer
Disco
22-02-2018, 10:46 AM
Who?
Spikey M
22-02-2018, 10:48 AM
You.
Disco
22-02-2018, 11:10 AM
Ok.
Spikey M
22-02-2018, 11:11 AM
Yeah.
phonics
22-02-2018, 11:20 AM
Yeah.
Ok.
You could make 80% of a Lil Jon song with just these posts.
Disco
22-02-2018, 11:21 AM
Who?
Spikey M
22-02-2018, 12:05 PM
You could make 80% of a Lil Jon song with just these posts.
Yet the third word required would see us banned.
phonics
22-02-2018, 12:21 PM
You can say 'alright' without getting banned.
Spikey M
22-02-2018, 01:10 PM
Alright.
Panda Bear
25-02-2018, 06:10 PM
Developing youngsters :drool:We have our winner.
Giggles
25-02-2018, 06:12 PM
This thread was amazing.
GS is the correct answer by the way, if he still counts.
Magic
25-02-2018, 06:12 PM
It's just a very distasteful thing to be joking about. If somebody like Magic had started it it would have been closed before the first reply.
:D
Fucking moon headed nonce
Magic
25-02-2018, 06:14 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/2qir913.png
:D
Fuck sake.
Panda Bear
25-02-2018, 06:14 PM
This thread was amazing.
GS is the correct answer by the way, if he still counts.
Accountants never stop counting, which is how they always skirt the statutory rape line.
randomlegend
25-02-2018, 06:28 PM
I said developing, not grooming.
I'd be concerned about the person who doesn't see a difference...
That will hold up in court.
Panda Bear
25-02-2018, 06:29 PM
I said developing, not grooming.
I'd be concerned about the person who doesn't see a difference... Maybe "developing youngsters" with a drooling face sounds better in England, but I doubt it.
Shame you're going to be a doctor now that we know who you really are. :(
randomlegend
25-02-2018, 06:32 PM
I want to be a paediatrician as well. Lol.
Giggles
25-02-2018, 06:35 PM
Paedoatrician o/
phonics
25-02-2018, 06:51 PM
Paedoatrician o/
An electrician for paedos that have lost their spark.
Lewis
25-02-2018, 07:15 PM
If Hammer got done for it he would just admit it but then think he could convince the police/court that there was nothing wrong with it.
Giggles
25-02-2018, 07:16 PM
If Hammer got done for it he would just admit it but then think he could convince the police/court that there was nothing wrong with it.
After getting in a major strop about why they're getting at him about it :cool:
Sir Andy Mahowry
25-02-2018, 07:17 PM
They approve in my sex clubs.
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