Best Babes Thread (NSFW)

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Shindig dropping that comment :D

[Lewis]

Plus one for the bendy bird.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She doesn't take care of her tyres too.

[Spikey M]

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So you come home to this on the kitchen table and you're not tucking in like DS into one of those filthy kebabs he always posts?

Yeah, she's fine if you can't actually see her.

[Giggles]

Andrea Corr is on telly tonight, haven't seen her in years. She is still some bit of biscuit.

[SincereTheRebel]

No image means you are a complete dickhead

[SvN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqrtTJgJJI

[Alan Shearer The 2nd]

'That one who plays violin' is always far funnier than it has any right to be.

[Lewis]

It's his voice cracking up.

[Giggles]

There’s some old made in Chelsea on. That Lucy bird, I’d suck her Da’s cock just to taste the recipe.

[Manc]

https://youtu.be/hsm4poTWjMs

1:40.

[Dark Soldier]

Whilst that is certainly an impressive sight, I've always wondered about the logistics of having an arse that big. Surely when she sits down for a shite it slews down the inside of the cheeks and comes out like a penny from one of those elongated coin machines.

[Dquincy]

The one on the left. Dutty.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/13/02/47836227-9984115-PDA_The_rockstar_naturally_could_not_keep_his_hand s_off_his_stun-a-1_1631498075855.jpg

[Baz]

‘Til Conor McGregor sparks her fella out.

[randomlegend]

Is that Megan Fox :cab:

That is quite the trashy transformation.

[Don]

She's always been utter filth. I remember professing my undying love for her on here when she was new on the scene. What an eye for talent, like a prime Wenger if Wenger had a thing for chubbier talents.

[SincereTheRebel]

I forgot about her.

[Manc]

Who finished who?

[Giggles]

She’s well pieced together.

[Dquincy]

She’s well pieced together.
:D I can imagine you saying this to a lass.

[Dquincy]

Is that Megan Fox :cab:

That is quite the trashy transformation.

It is. And I approve.

Don - would you have a threesome with her and her fella? And you're in the middle.

[Don]

I said it over a decade ago and I'll say it again, it don't get better than that so you'dhave to go some to get me to think twice about anything involving her.

If you cull the minority/majority that disagree with that, you'd probably solve most of the world's problems.

[Dquincy]

Your manifesto would be quite something. Up there with mein kampf.

[Shindig]

Mans Kamp.

[Boydy]

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:D

Lol

[Dquincy]

Alan Shearer's daughter. Wouldn't mind slamming it into the back of her net.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/11/12/12/50399093-10195045-Beauty_Alan_Shearer_s_daughter_Hollie_has_given_he r_44_4k_Instag-a-66_1636720604338.jpg

[John Arne]

She a goalkeeper, is she?

[Dquincy]

She can catch my balls if she wants.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That would be handball and thus a foul unless she's a goalkeeper.

[Ian]

Quincy have you always been this "Phwoar ,lads, don't get many of them to the pound am I right?" and I've just never noticed until the last month or so or have you recently stumbled upon a load of back issues of Nuts or something?

[Spikey M]

Please don't objectify women like that again Ian. You're better than this.

[Ian]

Fuck's sake I didn't think you'd see through my cunning innuendo. :(

In YOUR endo lol

[Dquincy]

Quincy have you always been this "Phwoar ,lads, don't get many of them to the pound am I right?" and I've just never noticed until the last month or so or have you recently stumbled upon a load of back issues of Nuts or something?

:D Twas only joking.

[Lofty]

With that scuba mask on I can't be reassured she doesn't have his head.

[Ian]

Just tell her to keep it on then. Problem solved.

[Dquincy]

For Lofty.


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[Baz]

With that scuba mask on I can't be reassured she doesn't have his head.

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[Kikó]

Fuck's sake I didn't think you'd see through my cunning innuendo. :(

In YOUR endo lol

Iannuendo.

[Boydy]

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The Finnish PM :drool:

[randomlegend]

Not like she's snorting coke off an erect penis or something, I don't see what the problem is.

[Pen]

Yeah, that’s only available on her onlyfans.

[Pepe]

Which one is it? In any case, lol.

[Spikey M]

The only attractive one I imagine.

[Shindig]

Not like she's snorting coke off an erect penis or something, I don't see what the problem is.

Funny you should say that ...


Opposition party leader, Riikka Purra, called for Ms Marin to take a voluntary drug test, saying there was a "shadow of doubt" hanging over the prime minister.

[Giggles]

Still watching these Euros. Lieke Klaver :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

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I've found a new team.

[Spikey M]

Someone has a kink for disabled women.

[igor_balis]

But sadly opposites attract :/

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/ILVNG5O_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

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[Spikey M]

I just went to check if you've been replying to her being thirsty and see you have paid for a blue tick Barrington.

A few questions:

1) how much did it cost?
2) why?
3) no really, why?

[Ian]

:face:

[Baz]

Me and Waffdon both went in. £7.

I’ve cancelled it now cos you can’t change your name with a blue tick. I’ll change my name to Paul Bascoigne on 9th December and then resubscribe.

[Waffdon]

I done it for the no ads and thinking I’ll appear in the verified tab of famous people before realising millions of people will have the same idea. And bc I’m a massive virgin

[Giggles]

The option has never shown on mine to be able to pay. The ads aren’t too bad anyway.

[Spikey M]

You're both down bad lads, I can't lie, there may be no coming back from this.

Someone add a divvy tick to both of their names on here please.

[Waffdon]

It was £7. I’d pay for it without the tick just to be able to have no ads and edit tweets

[Yevrah]

Is it even no ads you get for £7, or just a reduction?

[Waffdon]

I’ve noticed one every now and then if I scroll long enough but it’s far better than it was

[Spikey M]

It was £7. I’d pay for it without the tick just to be able to have no ads and edit tweets

You should do a tweet thread about how it makes you feel for all your followers.

[Waffdon]

Yeah maybe bro

[Lewis]

How many adverts do you actually see on Twitter? YouTube seems to be getting worse for them every week, but twelve quid is too much to make them go away.

[Lewis]

Baz from The Third Half should probably have a blue tick anyway.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How many adverts do you actually see on Twitter? YouTube seems to be getting worse for them every week, but twelve quid is too much to make them go away.

Use a VPN and sign up to Premium in another country.

I'm paying £1.28 a month.

[Danny]

Paying about the same. Signed up for it in Argentina.

[Ben]

Download Brave browser and say goodbye to ads forever, including in-video YouTube ones.

[John Arne]

Best Babes threads, lads.

[Lewis]

'Best Babes' is a bit 2007. I respect women.

[Manc]

From a distance.

[Foe]

Send that £7 to her only fans and let’s get back on track.

[Baz]

Having never used it, what’s the actual going rate for Only Fans? And how much of it does the account owner get?

[Spikey M]

No idea, but anyone paying for porn when they have access to the Internet is an absolute retard.

[randomlegend]

From a distance.

Lewis catching strays all over the shop lately.

[Foe]

That’s a nudge to you, waff. Step up for the lads.

;)

[Ian]

No idea, but anyone paying for porn when they have access to the Internet is an absolute retard.

Absolute retards are literally the target market. People who want more than porn but don't have the balls even for an actual strip club.

[Giggles]

I’d say the type of cunt that pays for onlyfans thinks they have a shot.

[Shindig]

Absolute retards are literally the target market. People who want more than porn but don't have the balls even for an actual strip club.

In some cases it's literal retards who conflate twitter conversations with actual friendships.

[Lofty]

Fortunately there are multiple forums around steadfastly dedicated to redistributing Onlyfans content for free.

[Ian]

Those cannot possibly be worth seeking out.

[Lofty]

Better than paying some bint £20 so she can offer you a video of her sucking off her fella for £80 I suppose.

[igor_balis]

Having never used it, what’s the actual going rate for Only Fans? And how much of it does the account owner get?

Don't know on the latter, but a random girl that went to school with my mate got it and started advertising it on her public instagram with her family and randoms like me, and it was about £2 for the month. Seemed very low as it's basically zero barrier to entry for someone like me to just look out of pervy curiosity. Maybe that was the business model, but £2 for any weirdo that went to school with you 15 years ago to see your fanny seems very....err, affordable.

[Spikey M]

I don't think I know anyone that has one, which is surprising considering half the girls I went to school with are single mothers that post baiting cleavage photos twice a month for validation.

[Baz]

Get a thread going.

Some Faliraki barmaid I have “on socials” had one for about a month and plugged it relentlessly before “stepping away from only fans” presumably because nobody wanted to pay money to see her non-existent chinese tits.

[Manc]

phonics

[Spikey M]

Get a thread going.

Some Faliraki barmaid I have “on socials” had one for about a month and plugged it relentlessly before “stepping away from only fans” presumably because nobody wanted to pay money to see her non-existent chinese tits.

Baz, lad, word of advice, I've been getting some stick for getting Japan and Korea confused in a post in another thread. You really don't need these guys to find out that you think that Faliraki is in China.

[Lofty]

I have long suspected the cash is nowhere near what is reported by the 'success stories' in the press if only because, as noted here by the learned scholars, why pay for it? I have seen some former models claim they were listed as in the top x% and didn't actually make that much, further conflicting with claims you can be a millionaire from it.

Also found out the other day a lot of the women on Naked Attraction are on it, or amateur pornstars. Basically if they are a 10/10 they were scouted for the show from OF.

[Foe]

Give onlyfans a search on Twitter to find a large collection of ugly, fat, rough ladies looking for a piece of your wallet.

Echoing spinets sentiment though, the internet has a plentiful supply of pictures of interest to not have to stoop down there.

[Foe]

Unless waff is paying.

[Giggles]

The only time I ever seen naked attraction it was all saggy jabs and little mickeys.

[Manc]

Sure you weren't looking in the mirror?

[Giggles]

Well I had to get in the mood for it.

[Don]

They most certainly do rake it in, missus' mate works as the account handler for a load of them (chatting with them and dealing with requests etc). If we had someone who was prone to such shit we could get a good insight of what goes through the punter's head when they pay for it.

[Lewis]

Isn't it the top one-ish per cent make thousands per month and beyond, which then dupes a load of unfortunates into touting their clopper around for peanuts?

[randomlegend]

It's apparently REALLY hard to make it on OnlyFans now, because there's no search function and advertising your profile has been banned on virtually all social media

So if you've already got a following on there or from elsewhere (like if you're a well known porn star who moves to OF) you can make loads, but it's virtually impossible otherwise.

[Foe]

Maybe that could be mellin’s redemption.

[Waffdon]

Unless waff is paying.

Why would the youngest member of the board be paying for fackin OnlyFans. A strong 3 year relationship for me, tyvm.

OnlyFans is for your middle aged men’s of the world that are awkward and insecure. Your Shindig’s and Mahow’s of the world etc

[Shindig]

I don't know what I'm doing on that list. Mahow's genuinely crossed that bridge.

[Pepe]

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[Spikey M]

I don't know what I'm doing on that list. Mahow's genuinely crossed that bridge.

Had a girlfriend recently?

[Shindig]

Aye, and?

[Disco]

You wouldn't know her, she goes to another forum.

[Lofty]

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Now I don't doubt Scamouranth is making that but she had a huge platform from twitch. There's a UK one who is on tiktok a lot and you see people saying 'she's got 20 million in the bank!' But if I had 20 million in the bank I'd have moved house and retired, not star in anal gangbangs I didn't need to :sorry:

[randomlegend]

You'd star in anal gangbangs just for the love of your craft and we all know it.

[Dquincy]

Bella Thorne.

https://i7phun.imagetwist.com/i/00131/bgow8nvgi80s.png/Bella_Thorne_Hot_Pic_2.png

[Dquincy]

I know it's airbrushed, but the lady is over 50 and looking something like that. Fair play.

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[Spikey M]

Should have airbrushed her an arse.

[Don]

Proper Ikea arse.

[SincereTheRebel]

That just means less work in the bed

[Dquincy]

Just when I thought we were all getting along, spokey and taz come out with comments like that.

[Waffdon]

I know it's airbrushed, but the lady is over 50 and looking something like that. Fair play.

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Les Dennis in the mud. He must cry himself to sleep every night.

[SincereTheRebel]

A quick google search states that she has been ran through more than the finishing line ribbon, at the London marathon.

Still would.

[Don]

I'm out of the game so don't know if there's many other similar geezers on the scene but this Trace Lysette would get a reach-around :drool:

[-james-]

Big fan of Janelle Monae's decision to start whipping her tits out at every opportunity.

[Manc]

Hell of a set.

[Boydy]

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[Lofty]

For those interested: my wife informs me the Heart FM tiktok account has basically become soft porn starring Amanda Holden.

Kelly Brook is more my speed but sadly she stopped getting her muff out and doing nude sex scenes in films some time ago, deepthroating ice cream cones and twerking in a reindeer onesie must seem pedestrian to her.

[Baz]

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[Lewis]

Not sure anyone has ever looked better in a film than she does in My Cousin Vinny.

[Pepe]

She's definitely top tree.

[Magic]

She's definitely top tree.

Who are the other two?

[Pepe]

Monica Bellucci. Many to compete for the remaining spot. I'll go with Scarlett for now, don't have time to think about it.