The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

[leedsrevolution]

Having Spoon on Facebook is shit. Makes me really jealous of his Bohemian ways as I get older and more miserable.

Ironic cos I love having you on my Facebook because it makes me feel younger and happier. Strange how that works isn't it.

[Magic]

:cool:

[Magic]

Ironic cos I love having you on my Facebook because it makes me feel younger and happier. Strange how that works isn't it.

Savage.

Then again having you makes me feel successful and proud I haven't destroyed myself both mentally and physically.

[leedsrevolution]

Savage.

Then again having you makes me feel successful and proud I haven't destroyed myself both mentally and physically.

But I had the fun of destroying myself physically and mentally (and boy did I have fun) and still have a better life than you.

[leedsrevolution]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WOTFGL7yjg&ab_channel=DeGenerate97

[John]

Savage.

Then again having you makes me feel successful and proud I haven't destroyed myself both mentally and physically.

:harold:

[Spoonsky]

Alright, let's not bully Magic into ruining his marriage again.

Magic :cool:

[leedsrevolution]

I love the guy really, the fucking scottish cunt.

[Baz]

Looks like one of the questions in that shit questionnaire thread could have been how many [past&present] TTHers have you got on Facebook/Twitter.

[Magic]

But I had the fun of destroying myself physically and mentally (and boy did I have fun) and still have a better life than you.

I may have destroyed myself mentally but I can almost squat my own body weight.

Or I nearly could before I went on holiday and decided never to do exercise again until the next one. :(

[leedsrevolution]

I may have destroyed myself mentally but I can almost squat my own body weight.

Or I nearly could before I went on holiday and decided never to do exercise again until the next one. :(

It would be more impressive if you could squat your wife....

never mind that's too far.

[Magic]

I weigh more than her.

[leedsrevolution]

bollocks

[Magic]

Just.

:eyemouth:

[igor_balis]

I genuinely feel like this forum has done me a lot of good though. In real life I hang around with sensitive, thin-skinned people, which normalises my own BETA CUCK tendencies. I'm still like that, but this place has definitely tempered it a bit.

[Magic]

I genuinely feel like this forum has done me a lot of good though. In real life I hang around with sensitive, thin-skinned people, which normalises my own BETA CUCK tendencies. I'm still like that, but this place has definitely tempered it a bit.

Has it though?

:henn0rz:

[igor_balis]

Has it though?

:henn0rz:

It really has. Which is more of an indictment of how much of a twat I was prior rather than being any sort of functioning human now.

[John]

It must be really shit to go through life being incredibly thin skinned. I overheard an older couple discussing their son putting in a claim for worker's comp yesterday and assumed he'd injured himself or something. Turns out, from what I could piece together, he'd fallen on his arse like a twat, his boss had showed the security footage of it to his colleagues, and they'd laughed. By the end of the conversation they were talking about ringing the police and going to the CAB to see what else could be done. Imagine being that fucking soft.

[Bartholomert]

Spoonsky don't become this guy, fashion sense and head shape are already perilously similar:

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/093/964/c29.jpg

[Bartholomert]

It must be really shit to go through life being incredibly thin skinned. I overheard an older couple discussing their son putting in a claim for worker's comp yesterday and assumed he'd injured himself or something. Turns out, from what I could piece together, he'd fallen on his arse like a twat, his boss had showed the security footage of it to his colleagues, and they'd laughed. By the end of the conversation they were talking about ringing the police and going to the CAB to see what else could be done. Imagine being that fucking soft.

I think the issue isn't people acting in a rational way to maximize the benefits the system can give them, but the system itself which incentivizes and rewards being a pussy- both socially and institutionally.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Lewis]

Spoonsky don't become this guy, fashion sense and head shape are already perilously similar:

I thought that when it first got big, but I was too busy lolling at the 'my wife's son' ones to post about it.

[Spoonsky]

What are you on about?

[Adamski]

I can't think where best to put this but I'm calling the last two days the best on the board since we moved.

Fuck you Giggles, were not dead yet :cool:

[Giggles]

I can't think where best to put this but I'm calling the last two days the best on the board since we moved.

Fuck you Giggles, were not dead yet :cool:

It warms the cockles.

[7om]

Head shape :lol:

You're fucking mental, Mert, you know that?

[mugbull]

The 2010-11 TTH was the tit nipples :wank:

[Magic]

Was that before or after I left in '10?

[igor_balis]

Went on a tinder date last night. I was a bit apprehensive about her being 2 inches taller than me (5'11'' vs 5'9'') but it wasn't an issue at all. She was lovely, found me funny and I got a snog at the end. She seems pretty keen to meet up again too, hopefully I don't fuck it up too quickly.

[Giggles]

It'd be more entertaining for us if you did. And did it spectacularly.

For the board.

[Disco]

Get her to sign up, she can do a wdytoe with just you in it.

[igor_balis]

Giggles I've had enough romantic endeavours end up failing in ways that make for entertaining anecdotes, mate. Can't I just have some happiness but satiate the board's appetite with old stories?

[Boydy]

no.

[Offshore Toon]

What's Tinder actually like? It didn't cross my mind to use it in Jersey because its so small. I imagine its just full of slags, and that doesn't really appeal to me.

[mugbull]

Yeah, mainly. I've met up with a few tinder girls and it's been pretty good. Definitely weird though, I imagine Jersey is trash as is the rest of the UK probably. Still get nudes on snapchat sometimes.

[Bartholomert]

What's Tinder actually like? It didn't cross my mind to use it in Jersey because its so small. I imagine its just full of slags, and that doesn't really appeal to me.

You can bang girls who are 1-2 points lower than you on the attractiveness scale and usually carrying significant emotional baggage.

[Panda Bear]

You can bang girls who are 1-2 points lower than you on the attractiveness scale and usually carrying significant emotional baggage.
You can also "bang" girls who are 1-2 points higher than you on the attractive scale, but they always end up being single moms.

[Shindig]

Nah, you just eye-fuck them based upon a couple of photos and, if you're lucky, one of them will hold a conversation with you over messenger for a couple of minutes. If the servers hold their shit together.

[Magic]

I don't know where to put this, but if any parents on here are ever doubtful or unsure of anything read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/

and you'll hopefully see that whatever it is, it's probably minor compared to some of the shit these cunts are going through (or are making huge deals of).

EDIT: The reason I was looking was because today one of A's friends pushed her out of the way so she could press a 'door open' button first. She just sulked and came whinging over to me, and I told her to stop being such a drama queen. Her friend said 'ah! Her mummy called her that yesterday too! Drama queen, drama queen!' This made her cry and I felt like a complete twazock for initiating my own child's mocking.

[Spikey M]

"My kid likes it when I discipline him"

Fucking lol. :spikey: kinky little shit.

[Magic]

"My kid likes it when I discipline him"

Fucking lol. :spikey: kinky little shit.

:D

Yes I thought that too. Some great shit on there (not that thread) too, mostly in the comments.

[Shindig]

I don't know where to put this, but if any parents on here are ever doubtful or unsure of anything read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/

and you'll hopefully see that whatever it is, it's probably minor compared to some of the shit these cunts are going through (or are making huge deals of).

EDIT: The reason I was looking was because today one of A's friends pushed her out of the way so she could press a 'door open' button first. She just sulked and came whinging over to me, and I told her to stop being such a drama queen. Her friend said 'ah! Her mummy called her that yesterday too! Drama queen, drama queen!' This made her cry and I felt like a complete twazock for initiating my own child's mocking.

Every kid gets bullied at some point. Just tell of that time you got bullied through that Takeaway window.

[Manc]

On paper, holidaying with a broad for a full week after three dates seems mental. It worked like a dream though. Hot tubs, champagne, the whole shebang.

[igor_balis]

A fit girl who comes into my place of work asked me out on Tuesday. :drool:

[mugbull]

Snap me an upskirt

[mugbull]

no don't do that, just so you know, i'm not promoting that sort of behavior

[Spoonsky]

A fit girl who comes into my place of work asked me out on Tuesday. :drool:

Time for you to work into her place of come.



jesus christ who am I

[igor_balis]

:D

come? wouldn't bank on it, love.

[igor_balis]

Omg. Just went for date with fit customer. Fucking STRICT Romanian Orthodox. No sex before marriage. No drinking and smoking. Believes in deeply Patriarchal society ("women need be more moral than man because as my father say a bad woman can make man bad but bad man can't make woman bad"), said "I hate Indians" at one point, and about a quarter of the stuff she said I didn't even understand because of her accent. Want her number, GS ?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She sounds like the one.

[Magic]

What's she on Tinder for then?

[igor_balis]

She isn't. I serve her at work sometimes. She came into the bank the other day and asked me if I wanted to go for lunch.

[Shindig]

Want her number, GS ?

"Sorry, hun. I only do Jews."

[leedsrevolution]

She isn't. I serve her at work sometimes. She came into the bank the other day and asked me if I wanted to go for lunch.

Dont you work for a bank? Are you sure she isn't trying to bribe you? :D

Who guesses she asks to deposit some money no questions asked in due course.

[Giggles]

Dont you work for a bank? Are you sure she isn't trying to bribe you? :D

Who guesses she asks to deposit some money no questions asked in due course.

She'd have put out in that case.

[Disco]

So we've had Albanian Mafia and now Romanian Orthodox Mafia. How many do we need for a full house?

[igor_balis]

She made me add her on facebook and when i was on her wall she insisted on translating the posts which were all shit motivational quote type shit. "ya, this one means i have had the experience and if good experience i happy and if bad experience it make me stronger" etc etc. She is pretty fit though.

[Spikey M]

I worked with a Bulgarian who was probably the most beautiful woman I've ever met. She was fucking brain dead though. It's the rules.

[mugbull]

Eastern Europe is a weird place, man. Here in Czecho we've had enough rectifying German influence so that we're pretty normal, but the further east you go the wilder the territory.

[Boydy]

Omg. Just went for date with fit customer. Fucking STRICT Romanian Orthodox. No sex before marriage. No drinking and smoking. Believes in deeply Patriarchal society ("women need be more moral than man because as my father say a bad woman can make man bad but bad man can't make woman bad"), said "I hate Indians" at one point, and about a quarter of the stuff she said I didn't even understand because of her accent. Want her number, GS ?
:lol:

"Sorry, hun. I only do Jews."

That wasn't GS.

[Shindig]

Like I've ever seen you two in the same room.

[Magic]

She made me add her on facebook and when i was on her wall she insisted on translating the posts which were all shit motivational quote type shit. "ya, this one means i have had the experience and if good experience i happy and if bad experience it make me stronger" etc etc. She is pretty fit though.

"Here's me with a terrible ginger beard"
"Here's me asleep in an uncomfortable chair at a quirky mate's house"
"Here's me in a Wetherspoon's with three other virgins drinking fruit ciders"
"Here's me in McDonald's Gorgie getting a Big Mac at 2am. Not meal because the chips bloat me"

[Baz]

"Here's me in a Wetherspoon's with three other virgins drinking fruit ciders":lol:

Show us a pic, igor.

[Manc]

Retail banking. If ever I needed a push.

[igor_balis]

"Here's me with a terrible ginger beard"
"Here's me asleep in an uncomfortable chair at a quirky mate's house"
"Here's me in a Wetherspoon's with three other virgins drinking fruit ciders"
"Here's me in McDonald's Gorgie getting a Big Mac at 2am. Not meal because the chips bloat me"

"Here's me with my family pretending to be happy"

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Igor wins.

[Lewis]

No chance.

[Queenslander]

Having to suck it up and walk around the suburb looking at Christmas lights was rough. I don't get the appeal. Plenty of suspect peadophiles get into it though which is nice.

[Magic]

"Here's me with my family pretending to be happy"

It isn't disingenuous. :(

[Adamski]

Don't worry mate, you definitely won.

If he had went with "Magics family pretending to be happy..." then it's a different game but he fucked it.

[Spoonsky]

I call it for Igor, but it might not be as relatable to someone who doesn't actually have Magic on Facebook.

[leedsrevolution]

Igor is my boy but I give it to magic. It was top work all round you should all be proud.

[niko_cee]

Igor sounds like he's experiencing some kind of Brexit bonus.

[Magic]

I'll take that as a win by judges decision.

[igor_balis]

I'd have given it to you, in all honesty. I went for a weak cliche and you properly deconstructed my zany caricature of a life. Like a newly promoted side at the Etihad, I'm just happy to be here.

[mugbull]

I'm at home with the rents for Christmas break and don't know anyone my age in Prague, so I had made it a goal to go on as many Tinder dates as humanly possible. I've been swiping for 3 days now and have not made a SINGLE NEW MATCH. Wtf? my profile hasn't changed at all. A lotta hotties too.

[Magic]

I'd have given it to you, in all honesty. I went for a weak cliche and you properly deconstructed my zany caricature of a life. Like a newly promoted side at the Etihad, I'm just happy to be here.

I still class you as one of my real friends, tbf.

[leedsrevolution]

Get a room.

[igor_balis]

U 2 x Magic

[Giggles]

:gay:

Take it to whatsapp :henn0rz:

[Magic]

FB messenger, acts.

[Queenslander]

So the women I've been dating for two years has a seven year old kid and today he asked if I'll be his new Dad...

[Spikey M]

What happened to the old one?

[Queenslander]

He still sees him but he is a volitile drunk. I treat my role as a goofy playmate who talks up his dad. I did tell him that he has a Dad and that he loves him very much.

I kinda saw it coming it just caught me off guard because it was just me and him.

Any Step Fathers among us?

[Giggles]

He still sees him but he is a volitile drunk. I treat my role as a goofy playmate who talks up his dad. I did tell him that he has a Dad and that he loves him very much.

I kinda saw it coming it just caught me off guard because it was just me and him.

Any Step Fathers among us?

I did it before (nearly 5 years) and unless the actual father is dead or far far away I would never do it again. Now, a lot of it is down to the people involved so hopefully my experience will be completely different from yours. If you can keep the non Dad role thing going then all the better.

[Spikey M]

He still sees him but he is a volitile drunk. I treat my role as a goofy playmate who talks up his dad. I did tell him that he has a Dad and that he loves him very much.

I kinda saw it coming it just caught me off guard because it was just me and him.

Any Step Fathers among us?

I would tread very, very lighly. As much as it's a nice gesture on the kids behalf, if the father is still involved in his life and his son starts calling you 'dad' then I can only see that causing problems. On the other hand - it's not as of you can say no.

[Magic]

All step parents are cunts so you should say yes then destroy his childhood.

[Giggles]

Hopefully your Mrs new fella is the exception.

[Queenslander]

I've told him to call me by my name and I'm not his dad the few times he has tested it.

[John]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/402482/the-randiest-city-in-scotland-has-been-revealed-with-an-average-of-38-sexual-partners/

How far below Par are you, Magic?

[Shindig]

They could all just be a city of bullshitters.

[SvN]

Fair play for trying to bring back 'randy'. Haven't heard that since the days of Men Behaving Badly.

[Magic]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/402482/the-randiest-city-in-scotland-has-been-revealed-with-an-average-of-38-sexual-partners/

How far below Par are you, Magic?

Quite a bit.

[John]

Fair play for trying to bring back 'randy'. Haven't heard that since the days of Men Behaving Badly.

'Randy' has never disappeared from the tabloid press up here. It's in the bucket of words that only they use, along with 'romp', 'love rat', etc.

[Jimmy Floyd]

And the verb 'to bed'.

[igor_balis]

I've mentioned it before, but I spent basically the entirety of my 2nd year of university in the most dysfunctional stupid relationship. Only realised towards the end, because it was my first relationship and I just assumed the arguing and manipulation was par for the course (reading this place, maybe it is LOL).

An additional factor was that my mate from home who also ended up going to the same university was my only flatmate, and he spent the ENTIRETY of our relationship attempting to "cuck" me as our Turkish friend would say. I went home for an invasive eye operation, and he took her out for a "friendly" meal. A friendly £80 meal that he paid for.

Me and said girl agreed to go on a break around January, and he immediately arranged to go for a drink with her on a Friday evening. Girl also arranged to go for a quick drink with me an hour or so before their meeting, to have a catch up. Initially we agreed to do it quickly, then I'd leave so she could see my flatmate. Looking back it was fucking mental, and the most transparent game playing, but I was young and stupid and just went along with it. Problem was that we were having a nice time, and she texted my friend to turn their date into a 3-way drink with me as well.

As the drinks poured, me and the girl were getting more and more intimate and my flatmate, who obviously thought going in that this was finally his chance to get the girl, was getting visibly more uncomfortable. It culminating in me and the girl telling him we were going back to her house, and when we got back she got a stream of texts telling her he was going to hurt himself and such. We got a taxi back to my flat, to see several plates smashed on the floor, and the mirror in his bedroom cracked from him punching the fucking thing.

After that he had to go home for a week to basically recover from his mental breakdown, and me and the girl started seeing each other again for the rest of the academic year. Strange atmosphere at my flat to say the least. Looking back, I definitely only stayed with her after the initial break out of a spite. I don't even feel that guilty about it tbh.

Because I was too incompetent and lazy to find alternatives, me and that guy STILL LIVED TOGETHER in that 2 bed flat for our 3rd year, except for that whole year he was going out with her. :D It was actually pretty boss, because he felt so guilty about it and I had so little respect for him that I did literally whatever I wanted. I don't think I did a single piece of washing up that whole year, and I started going out with a girl I actually liked.

ANYWAY, fast-forward 4 years and they're still together, and recently got engaged. I'm genuinely happy for them, though I never really speak to them. But the girl has invited me to their engagement party, rather strangely, and even stranger still I've agreed to go. I'm rather looking forward to it, if only for the LOLZ. I'll be sure to inform you all of the carnage.

[wullie]

As soon as you go outside after 8pm you're a 'reveller'

[Offshore Toon]

Aye, that's/you're pretty stupid, igor, but I'd definitely go to the engagement party and see what's happening.

[igor_balis]

I don't think I did a single piece of washing up that whole year, and I started going out with a girl I actually liked.


Fucking hell, I really showed him. Seriously though, she was gross and doing no housework WAS the real victory.

[Spikey M]

I've mentioned it before, but I spent basically the entirety of my 2nd year of university in the most dysfunctional stupid relationship. Only realised towards the end, because it was my first relationship and I just assumed the arguing and manipulation was par for the course (reading this place, maybe it is LOL).

An additional factor was that my mate from home who also ended up going to the same university was my only flatmate, and he spent the ENTIRETY of our relationship attempting to "cuck" me as our Turkish friend would say. I went home for an invasive eye operation, and he took her out for a "friendly" meal. A friendly £80 meal that he paid for.

Me and said girl agreed to go on a break around January, and he immediately arranged to go for a drink with her on a Friday evening. Girl also arranged to go for a quick drink with me an hour or so before their meeting, to have a catch up. Initially we agreed to do it quickly, then I'd leave so she could see my flatmate. Looking back it was fucking mental, and the most transparent game playing, but I was young and stupid and just went along with it. Problem was that we were having a nice time, and she texted my friend to turn their date into a 3-way drink with me as well.

As the drinks poured, me and the girl were getting more and more intimate and my flatmate, who obviously thought going in that this was finally his chance to get the girl, was getting visibly more uncomfortable. It culminating in me and the girl telling him we were going back to her house, and when we got back she got a stream of texts telling her he was going to hurt himself and such. We got a taxi back to my flat, to see several plates smashed on the floor, and the mirror in his bedroom cracked from him punching the fucking thing.

After that he had to go home for a week to basically recover from his mental breakdown, and me and the girl started seeing each other again for the rest of the academic year. Strange atmosphere at my flat to say the least. Looking back, I definitely only stayed with her after the initial break out of a spite. I don't even feel that guilty about it tbh.

Because I was too incompetent and lazy to find alternatives, me and that guy STILL LIVED TOGETHER in that 2 bed flat for our 3rd year, except for that whole year he was going out with her. :D It was actually pretty boss, because he felt so guilty about it and I had so little respect for him that I did literally whatever I wanted. I don't think I did a single piece of washing up that whole year, and I started going out with a girl I actually liked.

ANYWAY, fast-forward 4 years and they're still together, and recently got engaged. I'm genuinely happy for them, though I never really speak to them. But the girl has invited me to their engagement party, rather strangely, and even stranger still I've agreed to go. I'm rather looking forward to it, if only for the LOLZ. I'll be sure to inform you all of the carnage.

Unless you fuck her, don't bother.

[Giggles]

Whatever about a token wedding invite, an engagement party invite (what sort of look-at-me cunt has those anyway?) is definitely just to rub you in it. Probably his idea, so make sure to mention to many people on many occasions that you used to dip her.

[igor_balis]

Haha.

Nah, the dynamic is weird. There's an extended GANG of mates back home, back from school days and still going strong, and as I was obviously keeping everyone updated about what was going on he was basically excommunicated and now I don't think he has any mates. The girl is basically desperate for me and him to be bezzies again, which is pretty weird. He's too much of a pussy to be the kind of person to rub it in.

He's really awkward and evasive about talking about serious stuff, and for the whole 3rd year he'd never have the girl round and he'd just go to her's, and it was never even acknowledged that they were going out. Then in march he did mdma for the first time and spent about 3 hours telling me how sorry he was, despite me honestly saying it was okay.

[Magic]

I suck so much air through my teeth when reading Igor's posts I've barely got enamel left to bite melted cheese without my incisors turning to dust.

[Magic]

And it won't be carnage in the 'I fucked her in the bogs whilst her fiance was welcoming her family to the party' it'll be carnage like 'accidentally wee'd on her dad's shoes at the urinals and messaged her when I got home after coming down off some MD about how I want to spend the rest of my life with them in Hawaii in serfdom just because I love their relationship so much man'.

[Lewis]

'So he's happy and his life is sorted?'
'Yeah, but... You're not listening. He did all the washing up.'
'.....'
'Seriously. All of it.'

[Spikey M]

I quite like washing up these days. The kitchen is the other end of the house and I get some alone time with the radio. :dance:

[igor_balis]

Same. Especially with our two-basin setup. One for washing, one for rinsing. :drool:

[Magic]

Not having a dishwasher. :harold:

[Spikey M]

Not having a dishwasher. :harold:

Her name's Mrs Spikey. Eh. EH. EH!?!?!?

[Spammer]

All pretty quiet on this front for me. I'm taking this student lass I've been hanging out with to see David Icke in Manchester next week. I don't know if anything is on the cards but I'm interested in something happening so I'm probably going to make that clear when I see her to see how she responds. If she responds positively I'll take it further and we'll see what happens from there. We've got some serious chemistry and she is really cool to hang out with, although nothing has happened physically. She finishes university in March and will probably be moving back down south at that point, which is largely why I haven't invested much in it mentally, even if there's definite potential otherwise. I'd just try and fuck her but she really doesn't seem the type for it.

[Spikey M]

David ficking Icke? Are you having a laugh?

[Disco]

I did think that's an odd first date, should be good for a laugh though.

[Spammer]

:D

I'm actually going, but it's not something I actually believe in, obviously. Me and a mate got tickets yonks ago as we thought it'd be a laugh. He bailed though so I have a spare ticket. She's a bit of a kooky bohemian type and I figure she might enjoy it. We're going have a few drinks on the train over to Manchester.

[Magic]

All pretty quiet on this front for me. I'm taking this student lass I've been hanging out with to see David Icke in Manchester next week. I don't know if anything is on the cards but I'm interested in something happening so I'm probably going to make that clear when I see her to see how she responds. If she responds positively I'll take it further and we'll see what happens from there. We've got some serious chemistry and she is really cool to hang out with, although nothing has happened physically. She finishes university in March and will probably be moving back down south at that point, which is largely why I haven't invested much in it mentally, even if there's definite potential otherwise. I'd just try and fuck her but she really doesn't seem the type for it.

Didn't know you were dating phonics.

[Spammer]

Saw and had a good chat with my ex for the first time since we broke up just over 3 years ago. Was a bizarre experience. It was basically the first 'major' relationship for both of us and it ended quite badly (I was a dick), but we've both moved on and have been in long-term relationships since. Seeing her though, it was just incredibly weird. How do people usually feel when they see exes?

I dunno, it's been playing on my mind all day and I've struggled to focus on much. Still having strong feelings for her 3 years on after splitting up (I instigated it but was mutual in the end) just sounds wrong. Might just be the fact I haven't seen her for so long and so don't really know how to react.

Yeah it's a funny one. I speak to my ex sometimes. I'm over her in the sense that I know we weren't right for each other and I hardly think about her unless she pops up on my newsfeed, and even then it's no more than anyone else really. Even still though, I can't say that talking to her properly doesn't have any kind of impact on me. I think it's bound to, if you've known someone so intimately.

Maybe if for some reason we were in the habit of spending time together then it'd end up having less of an impact on me, but I'm not entirely sure.

[Offshore Toon]

I think when you've loved somebody, you'll never stop having feelings because when its all said and done you still remember that period when things were amazing. Things change, though, and you recognise in the moment that the relationship is over, but as time goes on if you're a positive person you're going to remember the better side of that person. I still think about Girl pretty much every day (I think about a lot of people pretty much every day, though, for some reason), which can be a bit shit if I'm not having the best week, but ultimately I took my time with the decision and it was the right one. When I've seen her since I've kept the conversation short because there's no point in bringing up certain feelings again.

[Lewis]

How often do you think about me and Amigo and that?

[igor_balis]

I'm really good mates with one of my exes, and get on quite well with most of them. Only ever really been problematic when I've met up with them too soon we've broken up, and one time when we were pretty drunk in a nightclub and kissed. The latter one was really annoying actually, because the next day she sent me a message saying something like "never kiss me again", when it was very much mutual.

[Offshore Toon]

How often do you think about me and Amigo and that?
I probably think about one of you at least once a day. I still say/think "hein???" all the time. I have no idea what it means. Sometimes I have moments where I think about how I think about people all the time and I get a random sequence of people just flash by. There is normally something that links each person, though, so it has to be TTH related to begin with as none of you are connected to people I know from Jersey/in person.

[leedsrevolution]

We had our second argument in five years and it was absolutely pathetic. I basically lost my shit cos I didn't want a stir fry and that's all that was in the house. Still, 8 days off booze which is a ten year record.

[Offshore Toon]

If you're certain you made a calculated decision that you were happy with then yeah. Problem here was that I didn't feel like having a girlfriend at uni, or at least didn't think it would work (we tried for a few weeks, nothing major). So it ended at the very beginning of uni. Irony being that I then got into the relationship which I'm still in.

I suppose it also makes you look at yourself. If I compare myself now to what I was like when I was with her then I'm less outgoing and less passionate, so when I think of her I think of times where I was probably happier with myself.
If I could go back and break up with Girl before going to university I would, but only because of how it turned out. I know at the time it was never in question, and that was the right choice. Whether your break up or not, its a scenario where the vast majority of people are going to make the 'wrong' decision. Ultimately, I'm the kind of person that will see a relationship as pointless if it doesn't last forever because all those 'happy memories' are tarnished.

You're probably just somewhat nostalgic. If you're less outgoing and less passionate now, its because you're not a shit 18-year-old anymore. How old are you now? 21? 22? I reckon 21-25 was probably the most confusing period of my life. The cocky teenager stage is the best, but it doesn't last, sadly. I reckon I actually thought I 'knew it all' up until 22/23. The last year/year and a half I've probably been the happiest I've ever been, and its probably because I fully realise that nothing matters. So, what I'm saying is, hurry up and stop caring about everything. Relationships are dead, anyway. Just make sure you don't dick your mates around and you'll be sound.

[Offshore Toon]

We had our second argument in five years and it was absolutely pathetic. I basically lost my shit cos I didn't want a stir fry and that's all that was in the house. Still, 8 days off booze which is a ten year record.
Why didn't you want a stir fry? Did she start wheeling out "well you can't be hungry then!"

[leedsrevolution]

Why didn't you want a stir fry? Did she start wheeling out "well you can't be hungry then!"

Nah she was been lovely and I was just like "well I won't even eat, fuck this" then I drove off and then came back. I really just wanted a drink. She probably realised that and forgave me the second I said sorry.

[Spammer]

Nah she was been lovely and I was just like "well I won't even eat, fuck this" then I drove off and then came back. I really just wanted a drink. She probably realised that and forgave me the second I said sorry.

She might have realised it. You could just tell her that that was the reason though?

[Offshore Toon]

Nah she was been lovely and I was just like "well I won't even eat, fuck this" then I drove off and then came back. I really just wanted a drink. She probably realised that and forgave me the second I said sorry.
Fair play for giving up the booze. She's probably willing to take more shit to help you, but don't take it for granted.

[leedsrevolution]

She might have realised it. You could just tell her that that was the reason though?

Yeah I mean she knows me better than I know me so I can't hide anything. But I have no intention of quitting booze so I can't show that I have some issues. Even though the fact I just said that proves I do. But the fact I've gone 8 days shows I'm alright. It's complicated.

[Adamski]

Why have you given up if you don't want to give up?

[leedsrevolution]

Just giving up for a while after a heavy Christmas, and to show that I don't need to drink 4/5 times a week. I want to change it so I drink to have fun on a weekend at parties etc not drink cos I've had a bad day etc.

[Dark Soldier]

I'm well up for a relationship right now but slapper I banged a couple months back has seemingly given me my first STD.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My money is on chlamydia.

[Offshore Toon]

*slow clap*

[Lewis]

Or that.

[Lewis]

Offshore, assuming 'RichardAnd Nudey' is you (Facebook wants us to become friends, and everyone who follows it is either from Jersey or at Sussex), what?

[Offshore Toon]

Offshore, assuming 'RichardAnd Nudey' is you (Facebook wants us to become friends, and everyone who follows it is either from Jersey or at Sussex), what?
I wonder why it's recommended because the account is using my backup email that I've never used for anything TTH or MSN related?

Anyway, my main account is temporarily disabled for posting a photoshopped nude picture of Richard and Judy a year ago. It's a recurring joke with my mates. Facebook are taking a ridiculous amount of time to review my government ID (the ban was only meant to be a week, but we're a few days away from a month currently) so I made another account, initially using my actual name. I don't have any pictures of myself on my laptop, but I do have that nude picture of Richard and Judy handy, so I set my profile picture as their heads from the photo. Then I set the cover photo of the nude picture with a filter. It was only a matter of time until I changed the name, I guess, but I forgot they make you wait 60 days to change it back. It's only a temporary account I made to keep in touch with people that I only had contact with through Facebook, and those people know it's me, so I'm happy with the situation.

[Lewis]

I seem to remember you going through a few MSN/Skype accounts, so maybe you used it for one of those. I deleted all of its friend suggestions ages ago to see what would happen, so it resorted to scraping the barrel with that, DM, and every twenty year old pleb my friend is in the Navy with.

[Manc]

Three months of dating two girls and I'm bored to tears. How predictable. Love the chase I do.

[Spoonsky]

I dunno, it's been playing on my mind all day and I've struggled to focus on much. Still having strong feelings for her 3 years on after splitting up (I instigated it but was mutual in the end) just sounds wrong.

I've had this argument recently. If you really have feelings for someone, they don't just expire after a certain amount of time. They exist inside you as a constant thing. Maybe it's fine if you don't see the person for a long time, because other things distract you and there's nothing that would bring her to mind, but if you see her again the feelings will inevitably come back, and will probably come back stronger for how long it's been.

That's what I think at least. I totally forgot about Girl and that whole saga too, Offshore. Strange how easy it is it to forget or remember certain things.

[Spammer]

I'm at the David Icke thing. First section was actually quite interesting and I was worried as I agreed with about 60% of what he was saying.

However, I suspect it was deliberate to draw people in. He didn't actually make any claims about reality in the first section, he just deconstructed the media, education, identity politics and a bunch of other stuff.

The second section, once he'd won people's trust, was when he went full mental. Now it's the break after the second section and I'm only still here out of stubbornness.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What does your date think about it all?

[Boydy]

What did he say in the second section?

[Spammer]

Homeopathy works, vaccines are bad, tarot cards are real, global warming is a hoax, debt isn't real, astrology is a science, the physical world doesn't exist, and the lizards haven't even been mentioned yet.

I didn't take a photo in time, but hes shown a before and after picture of water beforehand and a snowflake after. The pictures are labelled BEFORE PRAYER and AFTER PRAYER.

He covers so much so fast that you cant keep up with him and you just don't have time to critically analyse it.

He references a lot of news articles though and has them up on the screen, and it took me a couple of hours to look closely enough to realise that almost all of them are from his website, written by him.

[Spammer]

Each section has opened with his son coming out and playing a song too, and his CDs are being sold downstairs. David even mentioned his son's album in the last section. Lol.

It's the second break now. One more section to go. I was in two minds whether to leave but I'm staying largely out of stubbornness.

Lass is back in London as her grandad died. Probably for the best too as she's Jewish and hes talked a lot about evil Israel. Mate while lives in Manchester has come instead.

[Offshore Toon]

Buy his son's album out of stubbornness.

[Kikó]

Isn't an Icke session about 10 hours?

[Dark Soldier]

Isn't an Icke session about 10 hours?

Same tantric technique as Sting I heard.

[Spammer]

Buy his son's album out of stubbornness.

Doesn't really make sense mate.


Isn't an Icke session about 10 hours?

8 hours I think.

Edit: new page :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.livenation.co.uk/show/807614/david-icke-worldwide-wake-up-tour-2016-2017/manchester/2017-01-14/en

12 hours, lol.

[Spammer]

I dont know how to say this, but underneath it all it actually makes perfect sense. I understand now why he does 12 hour shows - it's so he can weave the tapestry in full and bring it all together with all the individual strands still in your recent memory. I think it's the only way he could possibly do it.

At about the 10 hour mark something clicked in my brain and I could no longer deny the truth from myself. I have been awakened and I can't believe I was asleep for so long. David Icke is ridiculed BECAUSE his beliefs are so challenging and dangerous. They are true though, and it's only through giving them a chance and hearing them explained in full that you can understand that.

Looking back, I honestly think I'm going to come to regard today as being the most important day of my life. I am so ALIVE!

[Giggles]

:D Christ.

[Baz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/2oFbqNzgoQBq0/giphy.gif

[Manc]

At what point did your date leave?

[Dark Soldier]

If you take out and ignore the more lunatic, batshit fucking crazy elements of Icke, he does speak a fair whack of sense if you're into conspiracies/whatever. Some of it is fairly well researched and makes sense. A few intelligent, stable guys I've known around forums have been to some his presentations and that's basically what they say, although they don't buy any of it.

same as most high profile conspiracy loons, they get to a point where they believe literally fucking everything so their ability to put forward logical discussion and debate gets swamped down by "ZOMG THE QUEEN IS A LIZARD" or "RIVER PHOENIX SHOT JFK"

[Disco]

If you ignore the really mental shit then he's a fairly sensible guy.

Well, yeah...but...nevermind.

[Dark Soldier]

Well yes, but that wasn't the point.

[Spammer]

If you take out and ignore the more lunatic, batshit fucking crazy elements of Icke, he does speak a fair whack of sense if you're into conspiracies/whatever. Some of it is fairly well researched and makes sense. A few intelligent, stable guys I've known around forums have been to some his presentations and that's basically what they say, although they don't buy any of it.

same as most high profile conspiracy loons, they get to a point where they believe literally fucking everything so their ability to put forward logical discussion and debate gets swamped down by "ZOMG THE QUEEN IS A LIZARD" or "RIVER PHOENIX SHOT JFK"

I agree with all of it though - the (so called) 'crazy' parts included. It just makes so much sense i can't explain it.

You might think it's 'crazy', but tomorrow's mighty oak is simply today's nut that held it's ground.

I genuinely feel that David Icke will come to be regarded as a great sage of our time, and I'm going to spend the rest of my life, and especially on these forums, trying to show everyone the truth.

Wake up humanity! The lion sleeps NO MORE!

[Giggles]

If you ignore the really mental shit then he's a fairly sensible guy.

Well, yeah...but...nevermind.

He could have been talking about Hammer.

[Giggles]

Ah right, he's only pulling the piss.

Carry on.

[Dark Soldier]

This better be a fucking wind-up Hammer.

[Spammer]

This better be a fucking wind-up Hammer.

What you call a 'wind-up' is merely lower frequency communication - which is what the
Archons feed on. I have no space for anything in my life other than knowledge-knowledge, heart-heart connection.

It really isn't hard to raise your frequency if you let yourself.

[Boydy]

Tell me more, Hammer.

[Giggles]

Tell me more, Hammer.

If you'd tried this I'd have actually believed it. You'd at least have the intelligence and subtlety to keep it toned down enough to be believable.

[Spammer]

Tell me more, Hammer.

What do you want to know?

[Spammer]

If you'd tried this I'd have actually believed it. You'd at least have the intelligence and subtlety to keep it toned down enough to be believable.

What do you mean?

[Boydy]

What do you want to know?

What was the point where it clicked?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don't know how I didn't see that River Phoenix shot JFK until now.

[Disco]

If you'd tried this I'd have actually believed it. You'd at least have the intelligence and subtlety to keep it toned down enough to be believable.

This kind of epiphany wouldn't be believable from anyone who wasn't already well known for being a credulous moron.

[Giggles]

What do you mean?

He'd approach this charade like a cat.

You: Labrador.

[Spammer]

:D

Yeah it's shite. DS had it right - there's a genuinely positive message underlying it all. His deconstruction of society was great and the last section was basically a 90 speech about personal power and it's revolutionary impact, which was in all sincerity really good. Couldn't help but wonder why he bothers with the lizards at all, to be honest.

[Magic]

Just been asked to inspect the wife's gauntlet for a suspected cyst/cancerous lump. At least I'll get to see it, and I class that as action. :drool:

[Manc]

Gauntlet. :cool:

[Boydy]

Maybe she'll die too.

[Magic]

Probably have more of a chance then.

[ScousePig]

How often do you argue with your other half? We have petty arguments quite often but have probably only had a couple of full blown rows. Yesterday we were out for a walk and she started a conversation, but I was too busy looking at the view over a wall that I didn't really hear her. So I asked her what she was saying and she said it doesn't matter and became stroppy. She also gets annoyed when she's telling me something about someone she knows and I can't remember who it is. Yesterday I told her that Huddersfield beat Leeds and she said "oh x will be happy". Turns out she was talking about a mate's husband, and I've never even met the fucking mate.

Maybe something for the little things that fuck you off thread, but she has a tendency to start sentences and just randomly stop them and never return to them. Also, if I ever do something 'wrong' she either says 'right...' or 'no, no, no, no...'

[Pepe]

Never.

[leedsrevolution]

How often do you argue with your other half? We have petty arguments quite often but have probably only had a couple of full blown rows. Yesterday we were out for a walk and she started a conversation, but I was too busy looking at the view over a wall that I didn't really hear her. So I asked her what she was saying and she said it doesn't matter and became stroppy. She also gets annoyed when she's telling me something about someone she knows and I can't remember who it is. Yesterday I told her that Huddersfield beat Leeds and she said "oh x will be happy". Turns out she was talking about a mate's husband, and I've never even met the fucking mate.

Maybe something for the little things that fuck you off thread, but she has a tendency to start sentences and just randomly stop them and never return to them. Also, if I ever do something 'wrong' she either says 'right...' or 'no, no, no, no...'

Is your missus the dog from the Churchill adverts?

[ScousePig]

Yes.

Maybe.

[igor_balis]

Right, so.

Was seeing a girl casually for a few months over summer, but she insisted on it being NON-COMMITTED on account of having just come out of a long relationship, and going off travelling for 4 months.

Since she came back, we've basically continued things as they were, except more intense. Gone on weekends together to places, spending shit loads of time together. We've not had "the chat", but it's certainly felt relationshippy. I'm not sure what I want long term, and never been sure about her outlook, but she's going off to London fairly soon, so I've just assumed we'd bumble along as we have been then stop when she leaves.

However, when I was at her's on Sunday, she was in the toilet and I saw her get a notification of a tinder message. I managed to manipulate an excuse to question her about it without actually admitting what I saw (when she was setting her alarm, I casually looked over her shoulder, and made sure to see the app icon), and she just casually said she was using it for the lolz, and thought it would be fun to swipe right and left, but had no intention of ever even talking to people.

I'm not sure I have any right to be annoyed really, but I can't help but be a bit stung about it. The thought of her going off shagging random blokes in London genuinely doesn't bother me, but the thought of her being on tinder while she's still here....I dunno. Even though she's done fuck all wrong.

I think the main thing that bothers me is that our mutual male friends have asked like "oh so you and [insert name], what is going on there? how serious is it?", and I've genuinely been like "I dunno", but now I know there's a pretty high likelihood that for all these weeks I've been giving unsure answers, they've probably seen her on tinder themselves. Oh well.

[Pepe]

Play it cool.

[phonics]

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[SvN]

Mert will explode if he sees that post.

[Pen]

We don't argue that often, but the missus does get moody when I don't hear what she says. I don't get it as obviously my concentration is on whatever I'm doing/thinking at that point and it's not that hard to repeat yourself. Small annoyances like that are weekly. I almost never know who she is talking about when she talks about her friends as they're mostly people I've seen rarely and they are usually not that riveting. I do that sentence thing, but it's only because I forget what I was about to say if its nothing important.

@Scouse

[Spikey M]

I've started saying 'cool story bro' to my mrs. #Yolo

[Magic]

Igor for fucks sake. Nicka be a straight up gamma with talk like that.

[Magic]

We argue all the fucking time and I love it. Thankfully we make up during violent and passionate sex.

That's not true. The last bit.

:(

[igor_balis]

Thing is it isn't like I'm love with her or anything, I'm quite happy to be casual and uncommitted. Its almost like we're sorta acting out a relationship, and seeing the tinder thing just broke the fourth wall.

[Magic]

Thing is it isn't like I'm love with her or anything, I'm quite happy to be casual and uncommitted. Its almost like we're sorta acting out a relationship, and seeing the tinder thing just broke the fourth wall.

Translation: I wish I was a man

[Disco]

Thing is it isn't like I'm love with her or anything, I'm quite happy to be casual and uncommitted. Its almost like we're sorta acting out a relationship, and seeing the tinder thing just broke the fourth wall.

Get on there yourself and see if you can get matched with her.

"Hey I saw you last night on Ti..."

"Did you now"

[Magic]

Get on there yourself and see if you can get matched with her.

"Hey I saw you last night on Ti..."

"Did you now"

Oh no I bet she's matching with pure hunkage. :(

[Spikey M]

Thing is it isn't like I'm love with her or anything, I'm quite happy to be casual and uncommitted. Its almost like we're sorta acting out a relationship, and seeing the tinder thing just broke the fourth wall.

Have you considered fucking her dad?

[igor_balis]

To be honest, I think part of the problem is that I don't really want anything long-term, and I think she knows that. I get the impression that if I ever say "lets give this a real go" she might be up for it.

It is mostly dickheadery and having my cake and eating it from me. I don't want my feelings hurt by her swiping right on tinder and having all my mates know she's "on the market", but I don't really wanna offer anything in return.

Like I said, I'm absolutely happy for her to start dating other people when she moves to London, and I intend to do the same in the mid lanz, but it was just a bit of a shock to the system that she was on tinder now.

[Magic]

To be honest, I think part of the problem is that I don't really want anything long-term, and I think she knows that. I get the impression that if I ever say "lets give this a real go" she might be up for it.

It is mostly dickheadery and having my cake and eating it from me. I don't want my feelings hurt by her swiping right on tinder and having all my mates know she's "on the market", but I don't really wanna offer anything in return.

Like I said, I'm absolutely happy for her to start dating other people when she moves to London, and I intend to do the same in the mid lanz, but it was just a bit of a shock to the system that she was on tinder now.

Stop lying to yourself. Exactly the opposite is true. You're scared of offering commitment because she might (probably) reject it.

[Spikey M]

Or he could fuck you. Whatevs.

[Magic]

Or he could fuck you. Whatevs.

Stop pretending like you have any authority to speak about relationships you little thumbed bitch.

[Lewis]

Stop lying to yourself. Exactly the opposite is true. You're scared of offering commitment because she might (probably) reject it.

'Oh well lol I never really wanted...'
*refreshing her Facebook forever*

[Disco]

Stop pretending like you have any authority to speak about relationships you little thumbed bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/RCpi3B6.png

[igor_balis]

Stop lying to yourself. Exactly the opposite is true. You're scared of offering commitment because she might (probably) reject it.

Nah, I don't know about that. She's given plenty of signals that she's into something more committed. Before she went travelling she was very keen on keeping it really secretive (just broke up with her boyfriend, was going travelling for ages), but since she got back, she's been pretty open about the fact she's sleeping with me, introduced me to her parents, and is always talking about the future, albeit in a vague open-ended way (she keeps talking about how we should go travelling to places).

She wasn't at all jealous before either, and quite recently she called me a "dickhead" because she thought I still fancied my ex ( i don't).

She was also intending to move to London as soon as she got back from her travels, but she's sorta made excuses to dick around in the midlanz for another month, then another month etc etc. I feel like her getting tinder might almost be a bit of a "fuck you then" for not making the movez.

If I wanted something committed I'd definitely be happy to have the conversation. But I'm just not sure. Heart says yes, head says no I suppose.

[Spikey M]

Stop pretending like you have any authority to speak about relationships you little thumbed bitch.

I know my place.

[Foe]

Im pretty much destined to be alone. I'd have no tolerance for bullshit arguments these days that even if I did manage to get a girl to settle (unlikely) she'd get frustrated at my lack of enthusiasm for eastenders or some other peasant bitch drama.

She's also make me get rid of my candle blowtorch and fuck that.

[Magic]

http://i.imgur.com/RCpi3B6.png

https://i.imgsafe.org/4255fddb36.jpg

I've spent years studying the matter extensively from multiple sources.

[Magic]

Im pretty much destined to be alone. I'd have no tolerance for bullshit arguments these days that even if I did manage to get a girl to settle (unlikely) she'd get frustrated at my lack of enthusiasm for eastenders or some other peasant bitch drama.

She's also make me get rid of my candle blowtorch and fuck that.

Or maybe because two TVs.

[Magic]

Nah, I don't know about that. She's given plenty of signals that she's into something more committed. Before she went travelling she was very keen on keeping it really secretive (just broke up with her boyfriend, was going travelling for ages), but since she got back, she's been pretty open about the fact she's sleeping with me, introduced me to her parents, and is always talking about the future, albeit in a vague open-ended way (she keeps talking about how we should go travelling to places).

She wasn't at all jealous before either, and quite recently she called me a "dickhead" because she thought I still fancied my ex ( i don't).

She was also intending to move to London as soon as she got back from her travels, but she's sorta made excuses to dick around in the midlanz for another month, then another month etc etc. I feel like her getting tinder might almost be a bit of a "fuck you then" for not making the movez.

If I wanted something committed I'd definitely be happy to have the conversation. But I'm just not sure. Heart says yes, head says no I suppose.

Maybe she was trying to get back with her boyfriend, now he's rejected that she's going all out to make him jealous.

[Disco]

What kind of ridiculous scale i that? I'm starting to believe some of these gauges aren't real.

[Spikey M]

Nah, I don't know about that. She's given plenty of signals that she's into something more committed. Before she went travelling she was very keen on keeping it really secretive (just broke up with her boyfriend, was going travelling for ages), but since she got back, she's been pretty open about the fact she's sleeping with me, introduced me to her parents, and is always talking about the future, albeit in a vague open-ended way (she keeps talking about how we should go travelling to places).

She wasn't at all jealous before either, and quite recently she called me a "dickhead" because she thought I still fancied my ex ( i don't).

She was also intending to move to London as soon as she got back from her travels, but she's sorta made excuses to dick around in the midlanz for another month, then another month etc etc. I feel like her getting tinder might almost be a bit of a "fuck you then" for not making the movez.

If I wanted something committed I'd definitely be happy to have the conversation. But I'm just not sure. Heart says yes, head says no I suppose.

Mate, just stop being a flange. Get with her, don't get with her - either's fine, but stop being a flange.

[Magic]

What kind of ridiculous scale i that? I'm starting to believe some of these gauges aren't real.

I have a lot of faith in people so my bullshit detector resides at a much lower negative scale than someone like John, for instance.

[Spikey M]

What kind of ridiculous scale i that? I'm starting to believe some of these gauges aren't real.

http://images.gawker.com/18s43nugabspmjpg/original.jpg

[Foe]

Or maybe because two TVs.

Tv two is closer to the wall but still technically not installed. There was a minor wall hanging related incident at the weekend.

[Magic]

Tv two is closer to the wall but still technically not installed. There was a minor wall hanging related incident at the weekend.

Try it from a tree, mate. Less chance of it going wrong.

[Disco]

That sounds like bullshit to me but you're the one with the detector.

[igor_balis]

Mate, just stop being a flange. Get with her, don't get with her - either's fine, but stop being a flange.

Haha, yeah, that's fair. I should save this shit for my livejournal. I think if she just didn't want to get absolutely wrecked at the pub every other night I'd definitely be up for it. inb4 she wouldn't be interested in me if she wasn't drunk all the time

[Magic]

Haha, yeah, that's fair. I should save this shit for my livejournal. I think if she just didn't want to get absolutely wrecked at the pub every other night I'd definitely be up for it. inb4 she wouldn't be interested in me if she wasn't drunk all the time

She's a mentally unstable alcoholic with commitment issues? This doesn't sound like the sort of girl you normally go for.

[Offshore Toon]

Right, so.

Was seeing a girl casually for a few months over summer, but she insisted on it being NON-COMMITTED on account of having just come out of a long relationship, and going off travelling for 4 months.

Since she came back, we've basically continued things as they were, except more intense. Gone on weekends together to places, spending shit loads of time together. We've not had "the chat", but it's certainly felt relationshippy. I'm not sure what I want long term, and never been sure about her outlook, but she's going off to London fairly soon, so I've just assumed we'd bumble along as we have been then stop when she leaves.

However, when I was at her's on Sunday, she was in the toilet and I saw her get a notification of a tinder message. I managed to manipulate an excuse to question her about it without actually admitting what I saw (when she was setting her alarm, I casually looked over her shoulder, and made sure to see the app icon), and she just casually said she was using it for the lolz, and thought it would be fun to swipe right and left, but had no intention of ever even talking to people.

I'm not sure I have any right to be annoyed really, but I can't help but be a bit stung about it. The thought of her going off shagging random blokes in London genuinely doesn't bother me, but the thought of her being on tinder while she's still here....I dunno. Even though she's done fuck all wrong.

I think the main thing that bothers me is that our mutual male friends have asked like "oh so you and [insert name], what is going on there? how serious is it?", and I've genuinely been like "I dunno", but now I know there's a pretty high likelihood that for all these weeks I've been giving unsure answers, they've probably seen her on tinder themselves. Oh well.
'You've received a message from Emre.'

[Waffdon]

Think I've picked up a psycho. She's been away in Australia for three weeks and I'm really tempted to block her. She comes back after Valentine's Day so I'm hoping by not getting anything she'll kick off and give reason to end it

Edit: obviously after my birthday on the 19th of course.

[Bartholomert]

How often do you argue with your other half? We have petty arguments quite often but have probably only had a couple of full blown rows. Yesterday we were out for a walk and she started a conversation, but I was too busy looking at the view over a wall that I didn't really hear her. So I asked her what she was saying and she said it doesn't matter and became stroppy. She also gets annoyed when she's telling me something about someone she knows and I can't remember who it is. Yesterday I told her that Huddersfield beat Leeds and she said "oh x will be happy". Turns out she was talking about a mate's husband, and I've never even met the fucking mate.

Maybe something for the little things that fuck you off thread, but she has a tendency to start sentences and just randomly stop them and never return to them. Also, if I ever do something 'wrong' she either says 'right...' or 'no, no, no, no...'

Tell her to stop being an annoying bitch. If she freaks out at you, just be like, 'yeah exactly what you're doing right now, cut it out' and then walk away.

[Bartholomert]

Right, so.

Was seeing a girl casually for a few months over summer, but she insisted on it being NON-COMMITTED on account of having just come out of a long relationship, and going off travelling for 4 months.

Since she came back, we've basically continued things as they were, except more intense. Gone on weekends together to places, spending shit loads of time together. We've not had "the chat", but it's certainly felt relationshippy. I'm not sure what I want long term, and never been sure about her outlook, but she's going off to London fairly soon, so I've just assumed we'd bumble along as we have been then stop when she leaves.

However, when I was at her's on Sunday, she was in the toilet and I saw her get a notification of a tinder message. I managed to manipulate an excuse to question her about it without actually admitting what I saw (when she was setting her alarm, I casually looked over her shoulder, and made sure to see the app icon), and she just casually said she was using it for the lolz, and thought it would be fun to swipe right and left, but had no intention of ever even talking to people.

I'm not sure I have any right to be annoyed really, but I can't help but be a bit stung about it. The thought of her going off shagging random blokes in London genuinely doesn't bother me, but the thought of her being on tinder while she's still here....I dunno. Even though she's done fuck all wrong.

I think the main thing that bothers me is that our mutual male friends have asked like "oh so you and [insert name], what is going on there? how serious is it?", and I've genuinely been like "I dunno", but now I know there's a pretty high likelihood that for all these weeks I've been giving unsure answers, they've probably seen her on tinder themselves. Oh well.

Are you kidding me? No way you are this much of a spineless pussy. She is using you as emotional support, while getting banged out on the side by alphas who are better than you, and use her only as a sexual object. You are a placeholder until one of them shows more interest in her.

Let me guess, she doesn't like giving blow jobs? She won't let you do anal? Insists on you going down on her frequently?

[Bartholomert]

Im pretty much destined to be alone. I'd have no tolerance for bullshit arguments these days that even if I did manage to get a girl to settle (unlikely) she'd get frustrated at my lack of enthusiasm for eastenders or some other peasant bitch drama.

She's also make me get rid of my candle blowtorch and fuck that.

You don't need to do any of that. You just need to be not shitty and attractive. Girls date unemployed scumbags all the time who cheat on them and treat them like shit. Stop making excuses.

[igor_balis]

Are you kidding me? No way you are this much of a spineless pussy. She is using you as emotional support, while getting banged out on the side by alphas who are better than you, and use her only as a sexual object. You are a placeholder until one of them shows more interest in her.

Let me guess, she doesn't like giving blow jobs? She won't let you do anal? Insists on you going down on her frequently?

I think it sort of works both ways. I think there is some truth to the idea of her using me for emotional support and shit, but I don't think what I'm getting out of it is hugely different. And no, she is very giving sexually, probably one of the least selfish girls I've been with in that sense.

I think If i was really unambiguously into her, the first bit would have been on the money, but as it is it feels like we're sorta acting out a kind of pseudo-relationship, deriving emotional security from each other without either of us really wanting to commit to it.

I have been on dates and snogged other girls and stuff since we've started seeing each other, and would have had sex with a random tinder girl if she didn't quickly reveal herself to be a total headcase. The only difference is I knocked it on the head when she came back from travelling cus I wanted to see how it would progress, whereas she seemingly never did.

[Bartholomert]

The difference is she can walk outside and get laid with guys 2-3 points better than her on any given night with little to no effort. You cannot do that. The relationship is inherently unequal if there is an open relationship; you are openly rationalizing being c-worded (which I haven't used till this point because Ital threatened me like the tyrant Leftist he is). Anyways you can just tell her that it's unacceptable to use Tinder and that you won't continue seeing her if she does as much. And then fuck other girls on the side anyways. You're just giving up ground because of your fear of confrontation and not wanting to be "needy"- the latter being your rationalization for the former.

[John]

You should bin law school off and become a psychoanalyst or marriage counselor, Mert. You seem to know exactly what everyone else is thinking at any given moment. It's very impressive.

[Dark Soldier]

Luckily anyone who takes Mert seriously on any subject whatsoever is a grade a spastic. Its just regurgitated bullshit he's read online, ad infinitum.

Which is exactly what insecure beta cuck fuckwits do.

[Dark Soldier]

Crying into his pillow as his missus screams "My boyfriend is a fat Turkish cunt" while riding the football team's cock train.

[ScousePig]

Tell her to stop being an annoying bitch. If she freaks out at you, just be like, 'yeah exactly what you're doing right now, cut it out' and then walk away.

I do, quite frequently. I also use Spikey's cool story bro line, because banter.

She then tells me to stop being 'petantic' so I take the piss out of her for both her misuse of the word and her poor pronunciation.

Yep, it's a solid relationship.

[ScousePig]

With the TV issue, we were having this debate Sunday morning at football. I can tolerate emmerdale and corrie, but when she puts on something like big brother I struggle to even stay in the room. It's just people constantly shouting at each other. I've no idea what anyone gets out of it.

Luckily she gets this and generally goes upstairs to watch it. It's a great excuse for us to be in different rooms.

[John]

Obviously Magic's is a higher octane situation with the marriage and the kid, but that relationship sounds every bit as dysfunctional.

[Giggles]

Watching different TV is fine, but from the face it it you should knock it on the head altogether. Sounds like an awful setup.

I can't abide that vet thing or the spaz dating thing mine watches but I don't be waiting for either to come on so it's an excuse to get away from her.


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[Offshore Toon]

With the TV issue, we were having this debate Sunday morning at football. I can tolerate emmerdale and corrie, but when she puts on something like big brother I struggle to even stay in the room. It's just people constantly shouting at each other. I've no idea what anyone gets out of it.

Luckily she gets this and generally goes upstairs to watch it. It's a great excuse for us to be in different rooms.
Jeremy Kyle is the worst for that. I don't know how people can stomach it for longer than five minutes.

[Boydy]

Is your girlfriend a teacher as well, Scouse?

[ScousePig]

I knew if I mentioned a couple of negative points in our relationship, the TTH brigade would be clambering for it to end. So predictable. Small petty arguments, difference in TV taste - end it now!!

Aye she is Boydy.

[Offshore Toon]

Big enough issue to bring it up on here, though. Arguing in general is pointless. Once somebody raises their voice they're never going to concede. Best thing you can do is irritate them to the point where they want to smack you and then laugh at them.

[wullie]

With the GCSE changes it seems like all the teachers at my wife's school are either off sick or getting pregnant just to get away from it.

[ScousePig]

It's just somewhere to chat about these things Offshore. Somebody started a thread on the other forum I post on, so I thought I'd mention it here too.

We're primary Wullie, but it's not dissimilar with regards the general feeling.

[Offshore Toon]

Fair enough. Having grown up with a mother that will start an argument over absolutely anything I don't have any time for it. Just like watching Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle, there's no benefit, only frustration.

[Adamski]

Fair enough. Having grown up with a mother that will start an argument over absolutely anything I don't have any time for it. Just like watching Big Brother and Jeremy Kyle, there's no benefit, only frustration.

Sounds like Igors sex life.

[ScousePig]

For the record, we've been living together for a year now and I imagine the occasional petty squabble isn't uncommon.

With regards the future, who knows. For the vast majority of time we get on well, and she's made me as happy as I can remember for a long time. We have similar interests in many aspects, but completely different when it comes to things like music, film and she can't stand football.

[Mike]

Me and my girlfriend went 'Facebook official' yesterday apparently.

It's been 5 months on Friday and she's pretty boss. :cool2:

[Kikó]

Congratulations mike. One of us.

[ScousePig]

I've booked a table at a tapas restaurant for our anniversary on Friday. We're doing that as a kind of joint Valentine's/anniversary thing as we're out tomorrow anyway and her mum is staying over in the evening. Haven't bought anything yet for either though. Does a card, flowers and maybe some chocolates suffice for Valentine's? I can't think of what to get her for the anniversary though. I know she's got me some aftershave but I got her perfume for Christmas a couple of months before so might have to think of something else. She loves Pandora and I've got her charms from there before but I think she's got enough of them.

[Mazuuurk]

The difference is she can walk outside and get laid with guys 2-3 points better than her on any given night with little to no effort. You cannot do that. The relationship is inherently unequal if there is an open relationship; you are openly rationalizing being c-worded (which I haven't used till this point because Ital threatened me like the tyrant Leftist he is). Anyways you can just tell her that it's unacceptable to use Tinder and that you won't continue seeing her if she does as much. And then fuck other girls on the side anyways. You're just giving up ground because of your fear of confrontation and not wanting to be "needy"- the latter being your rationalization for the former.


It's OK since you can't c-word, I'll do it.

You're a fucking cunt.

[Kikó]

I'm going to order a pizza for the missus tomorrow and give her a card and some roses. That's enough really.

Re: arguing. I think me and the missus has had one or two sort of shouting arguments over the past 3 years. I don't think either of us can be bothered with it.

[leedsrevolution]

Probably have one row a year. Been together 5 years. We don't really do petty little arguments, just save it all up for the big un.

Oh and fuck Valentine's Day, we won't do owt.

[ScousePig]

I've bought her some roses and some fancy prosecco (well it's in a box) as it's her favourite, and a nice card.

For our anniversary, and I don't know if this is really sad, but I've ordered her a personalised candle set, and a personalised wine goblet thingy.

[SvN]

We have a few petty arguments here and there, but rarely anything semi-serious. She's a bit of a 'mare at the moment because she's stressing about the house.

[wullie]

We have a tendency for one of us to go into a little strop, the other one to take the piss out of it and then we forget what it was about to begin with. Too lazy for big screaming matches.

[Disco]

We had two types of argument, one was along the lines of which version of Thomas Crown was better or if Demolition Man was a comedy or not. The other was always because she was worried about something and I wasn't and that somehow meant I didn't care or take it seriously rather than the truth which was that I didn't see the point in worrying about something out of our control so I would simply decide not to.

[Bartholomert]

It's OK since you can't c-word, I'll do it.

You're a fucking cunt.

You've been conditioned by your woman handlers to shame and marginalize any expression of male power. You're a shell of a man and it's sad really, you are complicit in your own oppression.

[7om]

What happened to you and your girlfriend, mert? Did you bin her off after graduation?

[Raoul Duke]

I've booked a table at a tapas restaurant for our anniversary on Friday. We're doing that as a kind of joint Valentine's/anniversary thing as we're out tomorrow anyway and her mum is staying over in the evening. Haven't bought anything yet for either though. Does a card, flowers and maybe some chocolates suffice for Valentine's? I can't think of what to get her for the anniversary though. I know she's got me some aftershave but I got her perfume for Christmas a couple of months before so might have to think of something else. She loves Pandora and I've got her charms from there before but I think she's got enough of them.

Her mum is staying over, on Valentine's evening? That's either crushing obliviousness or you're in for one of those nights the sort of like only dreamt of by a porn director.

We're off out for dinner. It's the sort of place that would make Giggles seethe.

[Spikey M]

I'll be staying in with the mrs and having steak and a few drinks once the baby is in bed. I've never really given a fuck about Valentines so it's just a normal night but with a decent dinner.

[Disco]

Her mum is staying over, on Valentine's evening? That's either crushing obliviousness or you're in for one of those nights the sort of like only dreamt of by a porn director.

We're off out for dinner. It's the sort of place that would make Giggles seethe.

Knives, forks, and spoons eh? Fancy

[ScousePig]

Her mum is staying over, on Valentine's evening? That's either crushing obliviousness or you're in for one of those nights the sort of like only dreamt of by a porn director.

We're off out for dinner. It's the sort of place that would make Giggles seethe.

She asked me if it was okay last week and I didn't twig until the other day. And it's definitely not the latter.

They're going on a spa break Wednesday and seeing as we're meeting up tomorrow anyway, it makes more sense for her to come back with us and stay here so that they can go together. It would probably have made even more sense for them both to go back to her mum's, which would have been more demoralising.

[Spikey M]

Would it? Give me a choice between my mother in law staying over on Valentines and the house to myself for a night and I know how I'd choose.