The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Magic]

I knew I was in for a shed load of abuse from the right wing male section of our forum. Nevertheless, as a supporter of the feminist movement I am happy with my beta actions. To become a true alpha, one has to start from the bottom rung of the ladder. And it doesn't entail sexual abuse or being a cunt, it involves absolute respect and love for your other half. That, is the true meaning of an alpha.

[mugbull]

The problem is she sucks too, so even if your personality was to truly make a 180, youd still be stuck with her. I give it 2 more days

[Spammer]

Magic when you post like that is it with a sense of ironic self-awareness or are you actually being completely candid? I've always assumed the former but I'm wondering.

[7om]

Ten quid says this ends in murder-suicide.

[Spammer]

If he does Benoit his family then I hope he at least has the courtesy to tell us about it. And give us the address we can send the armed police to.

[Magic]

Magic when you post like that is it with a sense of ironic self-awareness or are you actually being completely candid? I've always assumed the former but I'm wondering.

Absolutely candid. I told her exactly how I felt (something I have never done with anyone), what the causes were and how I plan on working with it. I realised I was treating her like I do my mother, father and sister.

I don't have that same awkward relationship with my step-father (even though he's a prick) or my step-mother (even though she's a lunatic) or my step-family. They hold no bearing on how I turned out. I have this deep rooted connection with my childhood and I think I started to treat my wife with the same contempt I hold for my full blood family.

I plan on holding the same talk with my mother, father and eventually sister.

[Bartholomert]

So, I did the hardest thing I've ever done. I took responsibility for my actions, destroyed my ego and looked at everything from different perspectives. I explained it was due to my upbringing but I can no longer blame my shit parents for my own shitness.

Ever since then she says she's been a lot happier and we haven't had an argument for two days. That's a record (lol!).

Good job I'm rooting for you. I also know a good viagra hookup if you need to bring that B+ sex game to solidify things.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why would an 'alpha' need viagra?

[Queenslander]

No need for Viagra just do heavy squats and dead lifts!

[Bartholomert]

Why would an 'alpha' need viagra?

It's a joke breh. Although I would strongly recommend recreational viagra use for the lulz if you're trying to guarantee that a new girl will be sluttily praising you to the high heaven at brunch on Sunday to her friends.

[leedsrevolution]

I've never had viagra. Where do you even get it from?

[Baz]

Johnny machines in pub toilets.

[Shindig]

If he does Benoit his family then I hope he at least has the courtesy to tell us about it. And give us the address we can send the armed police to.

It's more likely Chavo Guerrero picks his phone up and then wonders who the fuck Andy Johnson is.

[Spikey M]

In the Benoit scenario MJ is the wife.

[Baz]

It's more likely Chavo Guerrero picks his phone up and then wonders who the fuck Andy Johnson is.She prefers Andrew.

[Bartholomert]

I've never had viagra. Where do you even get it from?

Here:

https://www.rui-products.com/cia-30ml-30mg-ml.html

Seriously it's a lot of fun if you've got a weekend to kill with your girlfriend doing something, like at a lake house or at the beach.

[Dquincy]

Absolutely candid. I told her exactly how I felt (something I have never done with anyone), what the causes were and how I plan on working with it. I realised I was treating her like I do my mother, father and sister.

I don't have that same awkward relationship with my step-father (even though he's a prick) or my step-mother (even though she's a lunatic) or my step-family. They hold no bearing on how I turned out. I have this deep rooted connection with my childhood and I think I started to treat my wife with the same contempt I hold for my full blood family.

I plan on holding the same talk with my mother, father and eventually sister.

What a fucking fag.

[Foe]

I've had a bit of a shite spell recently summed up by a very brief fling with a 30 year old with two kids, a dog, an aspiring body building career and mental health issues.

She dumped me. :moop:

[Adamski]

Why?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He was too needy probably.

Oh and cheers, John.

[Lewis]

She didn't want her kids having a bald stepdad.

[Giggles]

What's the shit name change for Mahow about?

[Foe]

Why?

She complained I wasn't giving her much chat. Whilst I was away for 2
Weeks in America on holiday and limited to wifi (via a 6 hour time difference). :cab:

Tbf, it was only a couple of dates but she seemed to go full melt down in that period. I assumed she was bi polar.

[Disco]

He has an irrational bitterness towards Andy Murray, I'd watch it if I were you.

[Giggles]

She complained I wasn't giving her much chat. Whilst I was away for 2
Weeks in America on holiday and limited to wifi (via a 6 hour time difference). :cab:

Tbf, it was only a couple of dates but she seemed to go full melt down in that period. I assumed she was bi polar.

Just a regular woman. Batshit.

[Foe]

She didn't want her kids having a bald stepdad.

Preferable to having a bald father genetically. At least my genes will follow me to the grave.

[Giggles]

He has an irrational bitterness towards Andy Murray, I'd watch it if I were you.

Ah I get it now. I never knew about the Murray thing.

[Lewis]

Preferable to having a bald father genetically. At least my genes will follow me to the grave.

That is a very good point.

[Bartholomert]

Being bald / seriously balding is pretty much a celibacy sentence in your 20s, thank God for good genetics on that front.

[-james-]

Get some 2cb, some nitrous and some coke for your cabin weekend. mert. Regular boning gets a bit boring after a few hours.

[Queenslander]

The only problem with baldness is when blokes cling to scraps instead of owning it and getting a 1 all over.

[Bartholomert]

Get some 2cb, some nitrous and some coke for your cabin weekend. mert. Regular boning gets a bit boring after a few hours.

I don't do drugs because I'm not a degenerate.

[Lewis]

He's got you there, Costas.

[-james-]

I don't do drugs because I'm not a degenerate.

I have some bad news for you.

[Magic]

So I'm actually finding it pretty hard to break out of my default personality mode of 'EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT, CUNT'. Bar one or two hurdle falls she says she's been happy since Tuesday but is still 'numb' from six years of abuse (lol at that). When she says this I feel like going well why don't you just fuck off then you ungrateful cunt but I haven't. I am so bad at adult relationships it's actually hard to take in. Even admitting that sucks. Still, onwards and upwards. I told her to stop referencing things from the past (that's where the numb comment came from) because it isn't fair.

[Boydy]

What have you been doing to her?

[Magic]

Being an arsehole, I guess. We fought all the time, I never backed down or acknowledged I was wrong. I was controlling, manipulative, nasty. Not sure why the cow is even still here, to be honest. Probably because she knows she'd be absolutely nothing without me by her enormous side.

[Magic]

Fuck sake. But I can be good, really good. But it's few and far between so I guess that one month ultimatum was an already mind made up decision. But I have reacted to it, which has surprised her, and now she isn't sure. Which is an improvement on 'fuck this' I guess.

[Boydy]

Oh, so your cunty persona on here isn't just an act?

[Magic]

No. :(

[Baz]

her enormous side.http://www.vectra-sport.com/styles/default/xenforo/vs-smilies/oh-smiley.gif

[Lewis]

What if you're not a cunt, mate? What if everything really is her fault?

[Magic]

What if you're not a cunt, mate? What if everything really is her fault?

This goes against my living from the inside out policy.

[Lewis]

I just don't think you should be jumping to conclusions. I mean, you've said yourself how she keeps 'referencing things from the past'. That must be annoying. Especially when you're trying to move on.

[Magic]

You're right. I'm going to kick her head in.

[igor_balis]

This goes against my living from the inside out policy.

keep up this nonsense and you will be living from the inside out. inside your car out of the family home! :checkit:

[Lewis]

Lewis saves the board again. :cool:

[mo]

Well we don't have a baby thread so this will have to do - wife gave birth in the small hours of Wednesday morning by emergency c-section. As she can't get around very easily, I am chief nappy changer. And that's just my wife:henn0rz:

[Baz]

Nice one. What've you called the little lad?

[SvN]

Well done mo.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nice one. What've you called the little lad?

Sexist scum, it might be a girl.

[Dark Soldier]

Is mo the mo from year's back on here?

Congrats lad.

[7om]

Sexist scum, it might be a girl.

Cis white scum. It could be gender fluid.

[Lewis]

In which case it makes sense to go with a gender-neutral name. What about Mabel?

[Pepe]

Or Turd.

[Foe]

Congrats.

A. Newborn.
B. Party zone still in play.

:cool:

[mo]

Is mo the mo from year's back on here?

Congrats lad.

That's me.

Thanks all, her name is Maggie and all the cliches about fatherhood are true - I've lost hours just staring at her sleep or making faces.

[niko_cee]

A friend of mine recently called his new baby girl Maggie.

Thatchertastic

[Spammer]

Great news Mo, congrats :thbup:

[Disco]

Yeah that's nice, congratulations.

[John]

Congratulations, Mo.

I know of a load of people who've had babies recently actually, and all but one have a name ending in 'ie'. Seems like a bit of a trend forming. The one who doesn't fit is named 'Quynn', which I reckon will see him bulled to death.

[mo]

Congratulations, Mo.

I know of a load of people who've had babies recently actually, and all but one have a name ending in 'ie'. Seems like a bit of a trend forming. The one who doesn't fit is named 'Quynn', which I reckon will see him bulled to death.

:face: You're not wrong, fuck knows what some parents think when naming children.

We were thinking more Simpson than Thatcher, but appreciate that is a connection many will make.

[Disco]

Kia Armani is still the trashiest one I've ever come across.

[Lewis]

In which case it makes sense to go with a gender-neutral name. What about Mabel?

This looks like a shit Russell Brand reference now, rather than a top, top wrestling one.

[Disco]

Men on a Mission.

[Spammer]

There's a kid running around Oxford somewhere called Sugar Kube. No shit.

[Manc]

Semi pulled my shit together in recent times and am now dating two girls.

Obviously still pining for the ex. Haven't spoken in months. Maybe I'll get over her when my first child is born.

[Lewis]

You should have told her your son doesn't like her to knock her confidence a bit.

[Lewis]

Better yet, offer to make him get a job.

[Magic]

Semi pulled my shit together in recent times and am now dating two girls.

Obviously still pining for the ex. Haven't spoken in months. Maybe I'll get over her when my first child is born.

:)

Tell us everything about your downward spiral.

[Magic]

So we've had more sex in the past few weeks than the past year I'm sure. This may just be working. Also haven't really had a shouting argument either. We've disagreed on stuff for sure, but not argued about it. Also we went for lunch today and actually spoke. Dece.

[Boydy]

Good work.

[Panda Bear]

My man.

[Giggles]

She's planning the exit. Watch the accounts.

[Pepe]

Sex does seem to diffuse any situation. Keep at it.

[Giggles]

Sex does seem to diffuse any situation. Keep at it.

Sex with your wife is no fun though.

[mo]

Sex with your wife is no fun though.

I didn't realise Pepe was married.

[Foe]

Sex with your wife is no fun though.

So you're suggestion is to have sex with someone else's wife instead?

I suspect that won't help.

[Giggles]

So you're suggestion is to have sex with someone else's wife instead?

I suspect that won't help.

The only enjoyable sex is sex you shouldn't be having. Never get that rush when it's OK.

[Baz]

The only enjoyable sex is sex you shouldn't be having. Never get that rush when it's OK.Have you got a sister?

[Disco]

So Giggles doesn't even enjoy sex? Why not just top yourself and be done with it.

[Spikey M]

I like Giggles if only for the sheer amount of irony his name carries.

[Giggles]

So Giggles doesn't even enjoy sex? Why not just top yourself and be done with it.

I never said that. I even went as far to say which type I find best.

Then again, how could you possibly miss the opportunity to be a (completely incorrect) wanker yet again.

[Disco]

Because it never fails to get a rise out of you you touchy joyless cunt.

[Magic]

So I performed my insatiable version of cunnylingus this morning, after I'm pretty sure almost a year. I haven't lost my touch. I set about that snapper like a pack of lions tending to a deceased cape buffalo bull. This really might be working, you know. And to think it was almost over. Just goes to show you, eh? Nowt queer as folk. No wonder there are so many divorces. It's really hard to change.

[Adamski]

What are you doing differently?

[Magic]

Not much, paying more attention to the left labia near the top as it seems to be more sensitive than the right. It's the intermediary for working the entrance to the vagina and clitoral elation.

[Adamski]

I never said that. I even went as far to say which type I find best.

Then again, how could you possibly miss the opportunity to be a (completely incorrect) wanker yet again.

This is a slow burner of a feud eh?

[Spikey M]

So I performed my insatiable version of cunnylingus this morning, after I'm pretty sure almost a year. I haven't lost my touch. I set about that snapper like a pack of lions tending to a deceased cape buffalo bull. This really might be working, you know. And to think it was almost over. Just goes to show you, eh? Nowt queer as folk. No wonder there are so many divorces. It's really hard to change.

You're a fucking poet, Johnson.

[Giggles]

This is a slow burner of a feud eh?

He's like a terrier nipping at heels. Time after time after time. Though a terrier probably has more tricks than the one.

[Manc]

This dating lark doesn't stay sweet and innocent for very long. No expectations set and exclusivity is already the word of the day.

[Smiffy]

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[Bartholomert]

Sex with your wife is no fun though.

Sorry your wife is an ugly and fat prude.

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

Sorry your wife is an ugly and fat prude.

That's as predictable as yet another 'joyless' from Disco. Never change tth.

[Magic]

What are you doing differently?

To seriously answer this question; I am doing a lot differently. I am willing to accept that my view or my way isn't the only way. I don't purposely wind her up. I tolerate things that would have made me fly off the handle previously. I am no longer a slave to my colossal ego. It's hard to be self-aware, especially in situations where you subconsciously react. But it's all about taking the time, I think even half a second is enough to make a conscious decision about something. But I realise I can only control myself, nobody else. I choose the way things affect me. The bit I'm trying hardest on is viewing it from another angle.

[Boydy]

You sound like you must have been a massive cunt before.

[Giggles]

Boydy, Magic.

Magic, Boydy.

[Disco]

Yeah, who knew not being an asshole was good for your relationship.

Still, good work though, at least you managed to recognise it and tried and do something.

[Boydy]

Boydy, Magic.

Magic, Boydy.

Well, yeah, obviously he acts like a dick on here. But I didn't think he'd be like that in real life.

[Lewis]

Having to be 'New Magic' will prove more stressful than simply being himself, so we might get the Christmas MELTDOWN we wanted last year.

[Smiffy]

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[7om]

Smiffy roasting people on their acts. I've seen it all now.

[Smiffy]

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[Pepe]

Magic. :cool:

[Panda Bear]

It's a rare massive cunt that's willing to do the kind of self work that Magic is doing.

[Raoul Duke]

What's she doing? Or is this one of those things where it's all you?

[Magic]

I guess the problem was half the time I wasn't even aware how my actions were affecting other people, and the other half I was too big headed to admit I was acting in my own absolute self interest. So in that respect, I hold my hands up; I was a complete cunt and had no idea how to deal with or act like I was in an adult relationship.

I now communicate, discuss issues and resolve them rather than becoming a self preservationist and fighting like my life depended on it. In fact 'self' probably would have been a good title of my gravestone.

And yes I have done all this by myself without help. I find it easier to study/focus etc this way. But it is a mighty effort. I still get flashes of anger or fancy jumping to my own defence but there's no need to. I own the situation. There have been a few hurdles already this past month but it is working very well indeed.

[Magic]

What's she doing? Or is this one of those things where it's all you?

Nothing really. Do you know how hard it is to admit it's all your fault? I felt it was a necessary step to progress.

[Panda Bear]

It'll get easier and easier until it becomes natural and automatic. Brains are neat.

Develop your anterior cingulate cortex and dorsolateral prefrontal cortex! Shrink that amygdala!

[Smiffy]

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[Boydy]

You're being more of an attention seeking lil bitch than Magic is, Smiffy.

[Magic]

It'll get easier and easier until it becomes natural and automatic. Brains are neat.

Develop your anterior cingulate cortex and dorsolateral prefrontal cortex! Shrink that amygdala!

Yeah it's like training so it'll be subconscious though I'm not sure I ever want to react to anything without being aware of it again. I'm still trying to apply it across my whole life but it's realising when a key moment occurs that is a quite big part of it too.

[Magic]

You're being more of an attention seeking lil bitch than Magic is, Smiffy.

Yeah I must admit the positive attention feels good, rather than continual mocking and accusations of domestic abuse.

[Panda Bear]

I'm pretty sure Magic is simply using the thread for its intended purpose.

[Raoul Duke]

Nothing really. Do you know how hard it is to admit it's all your fault? I felt it was a necessary step to progress.

No, I am Alpha as fuck

[Disco]

Yeah I must admit the positive attention feels good, rather than continual mocking and accusations of domestic abuse.

Oh don't worry, we'll balance it out.

[Boydy]

I'm pretty sure Magic is simply using the thread for its intended purpose.

Is that at me?

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

I have no idea what you're referring to. I don't think you do either. Get a life?

[Pen]

I'm happy for you Magic :)

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Hopefully you're on your 9th now.

[Giggles]

Smiffy is a genuinely scary individual. Comes across as absolutely deranged.

[Smiffy]

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[Dark Soldier]

G'wan MJ, soon you'll be so far under that substantial thumb that you'll have your cock caged and you'll be cleaning the bog with your tongue. #progress2016

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Smiffy is a genuinely scary individual. Comes across as absolutely deranged.

He is but in more of a end it now for Christ sake you annoying cunt than my God he might actually hurt someone way.

[Magic]

G'wan MJ, soon you'll be so far under that substantial thumb that you'll have your cock caged and you'll be cleaning the bog with your tongue. #progress2016

I'm more assertive now so I guess that makes me more of an alpha than ever.

[Giggles]

The beauty of it is this place is an absolute fountain of information. It took less than five minutes to hunt both you and MJ down.

One day. :spikey:

The fact you're even looking to hunt people off the internet down is the especially deranged part.

[Dark Soldier]

I'm more assertive now so I guess that makes me more of an alpha than ever.

And so it begins, you magnificent bastard.

[Spikey M]

Smiff, you're a good lad so leave it out. Sniping on here is all fun and games but lets not go fucking with peoples real lives.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Smiff, you're a good lad so leave it out. Sniping on here is all fun and games but lets not go fucking with peoples real lives.

He's mentally unstable but not a complete cunt.

[Spikey M]

I don't think there's a single person on here that could be described as normal in and real sense.

[Smiffy]

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[7om]

:face:

[Magic]

Looks much better than bald Tim.

[Offshore Toon]

I don't think there's a single person on here that could be described as normal in and real sense.
That's the beauty of this place. We're all here for the same reason (probably). Even people I don't get along with I feel a bond with. I may have periods where I don't visit this place, but I still thought about visiting, just never at a time when I actually could. We're all stuck with each other, whether we're active or not.

Taz not bothered coming back?

[Dark Soldier]

Yeah I've tried the whole sacking it off thing but I still end up browsing even when not posting. Despite us all being a bunch of cunts.

[Offshore Toon]

There's a familiarity that's rather comforting. Whether its through actually caring or just boredom, we've got each other's backs.

[Dark Soldier]

Sounds gay as fuck but we've all grown up on this place. I've chilled out since the cuntdom of yesteryear so I like how chilled the place is the majority of the time now.

[Offshore Toon]

Aye. Around 10 years of this place for me. I think most posters at some point I've gotten along with pretty well. Those MSN days were glorious.

[Baz]

Get a different colour scheme going too please.What does this mean?

[niko_cee]

It means he knows where you live and he doesn't like your feature wall.

[Baz]

It was aimed at Giggles but fair play. :D

[leedsrevolution]

I'm really concerned I'm one of the most normal people on this forum. God help us all if true.

[Bartholomert]

Sounds gay as fuck but we've all grown up on this place. I've chilled out since the cuntdom of yesteryear so I like how chilled the place is the majority of the time now.

I've been on here for ten years now. It's really kinda emotional no homo.

When I'm working full-time I will invest good money into expanding the board so that new members can join and keep it alive. I can promise everybody that.

[Kikó]

I think we're all pretty normal. Maybe not harold but the rest. The weird thing is so we all know personal things about each other that your best friends probably don't because of the comfort of anonymity.

I've been here 13 years going on 14 in January. Fuck.

[Dark Soldier]

16 years lad. Half my fucking lifetime. Jaysus.

[Mazuuurk]

I've been on here for ten years now. It's really kinda emotional no homo.

When I'm working full-time I will invest good money into expanding the board so that new members can join and keep it alive. I can promise everybody that.

Make TTH great again!

[Smiffy]

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[Mazuuurk]

Aye. Around 10 years of this place for me. I think most posters at some point I've gotten along with pretty well. Those MSN days were glorious.

:drool:

As for me, I think I joined in 2005 so I guess it's been 11 or so years now.

[Spammer]

I joined FmGamer in 2002. Then came to TTH during the merger, then back to FMG until it closed in about 2009. Then started on here again in 2012.

[Disco]

I remember using the website in what must have been 2000/2001 and would have registered on the old old forum (under a different name) before it was updated.

[Spammer]

I got banned from FMG a couple of times for posting 'I AM IRON MAN' for 20 or so posts in a row, and then another time for being horrifically racist. Both out of boredom I think.

[Disco]

THE MERGER was a golden time, didn't your lot even have their own ghetto section outside of TTH? The Pub?

[niko_cee]

It must be over a decade since said merger. Dear lord.

"The Terrace"

:face:

[Smiffy]

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[Dark Soldier]

Luckily I wasn't around for that disaster. 2005-2007 I had no internet lol

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

It must be over a decade since said merger. Dear lord.

"The Terrace"

:face:

Had forgotten that :D

The result of a high-level peace deal / cease fire, if I remember. Nobody wanting to post in the other's territory. It was like Hamsterdam for a few weeks.

[-james-]

I was twelve when I signed up.

That is just utterly weird.

[Disco]

It must be over a decade since said merger. Dear lord.

"The Terrace"

:face:

That was it, doomed to failure from the very start.

[Smiffy]

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[Spammer]

The merger was the death of FMG. I don't really know what our MJS was doing because FMG had a great close-knit community thing going on at the time.

It was a lot like if another forum as big as TTH of old turned up one here and Phonics decided to shut up shop because we were going over there. Nobody was very happy about it.

After we went back, FMG rattled on for a couple more years in fairness but I stopped posting around 2008 and it disappeared entirely around 2009/10 I think.

[Mazuuurk]

I seriously miss Sandman and dela.

[Boydy]

Me too.

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

dela pops up remarkably often on my twitter feed considering I don't follow him.

[Lewis]

The lolling we could have had at his expense these past eighteen months.

'Do you believe in fairness, mate?'
'Yes. Why?'
'*snigger*'

[Magic]

More recently I really miss Lee and Toby.

[Bartholomert]

Throwback to when you had the arcade and could make your username colorful / flame-y...never knew why that got rid of that feature.

[Disco]

And points, don't forget the TD points.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The Arcade was good. By good, I mean shit, but it was good.

[Smiffy]

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[-james-]

Getting the Cypriot guy in the Graphics forum to do you a 500x200 signature with your username and favourite players on it.

I really was twelve.

[Dark Soldier]

It was a rotten decision as as far as I was concerned thedugout.tv just didn't need it. It had all it needed and blew it.

The fact that thedugout.net is gone and not the number once place to go to for FM considering what it had at it's disposal is all on Marks head. He fucked it up by getting lazy, allowing family matters to directly affect behaviours on here (ie, Brighton and his black list?) and then it just went tits up. Sad really when you think of it.

We practically created the scene before it became a scene, I reckon. DC and wibble/wobble, WWW/Ian and his tactics/meltdowns, TMD with Flange, Jimmy and KJAC running rampant and so forth.

I'd love to restore the place to it's former glory.

DC and crew mainly fucked off cos of Mark's decision to sack off Grass Roots, which was cliquey but also fucking hilarious. Also caused a lot of pissing and moaning from gimps because they didn't get it. Boo-fucking-hoo.

[Baz]

Still irks me that I only ever met DC post-TD.

[Spikey M]

I signed up during the merger but I don't remember if I came over from FMG or not. I just remember being a brainless idiot (still am lolol) and being jumped on pretty hard after every post. :drool:

In all honesty, TTH has probably shaped me more than school did. It exposed me to a whole host of shit I had no idea about. Shaped my politics and alot of my outlook in general. I dread to think who I'd have become withoout this gaff.

/gushing

[Foe]

Make TTH great again!

+ Reputation (have we lost that function?)

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

I don't remember any other boards than the last one. Must have signed up there.

[Dark Soldier]

I don't remember any other boards than the last one. Must have signed up there.


Was always the same board from 2000 til its death. Pretty much looked the same the entire time too. This (bar tehrefuge) is the first proper offshoot from it. Still remember my first post in TTH, about my first gf vomiting on me on NYE.

[Sam]

2006 I think I was? I remember the your game thread from FM06 either way. Albeit I was nothing but a stalker, which hasn't changed much.

[bruhnaldo]

I signed up to whatever iteration of this shit was around just before CM4 came out.

I believe I posted under "Noodle" or "Manic" because I was really into Gorillaz and/or Manic Street Preachers (was also 12-13 years old).

I remember I got shit on a lot for being American and then also admitting that I used torrent to download Champ Man. Even though I had no job or nothing to purchase the game myself, let alone find it in America.

I don't remember a lot from back then other than playing some 2D soccer game where you'd start 3v3 but then when the other team scored you'd lose a player or some shit.

I remember thinking how weird it was some guy (I think literally Hull City Tiger or something was his s/n) would support such a small shit club (no offense anyone) when he could support someone big like Man United like me.

Then I remember Hull got promoted to the Prem however long ago that was and thinking about him like awww I hope that guy is so happy.

After that I used to just show up and do annoying "Look at me I'm an American!" bits under Bruhdihno on the old site.

I remember Apples and DJ Luca as well, top lads.

I wish I had stuck around and been more active in the community. It's weird to think I've somewhat posted on these things for almost a decade and a half and have no real memories with you lot to show for it other than making an ass out of myself all the time.

Anyways.

[Smiffy]

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[phonics]

I remember turning up on this place at 13 or so and getting absolutely murdered despite having posted on several other forums so I thought I had this internet life on lockdown. Then everyone ignored me for years, to the point where I'd been posting for a solid 2 years and still not getting a WDYTOE entry and now everyone refers to me as running the gaff despite never putting a penny toward it :drool: #TheLife

The first forum I was ever part of is now a subreddit. That's a demise. So I count us as winning.

[Magic]

My introduction was text talk and I was immediately told to stop it without even a welcome. From that moment, I knew this was the place for me.

[John]

The beauty of it is this place is an absolute fountain of information. It took less than five minutes to hunt both you and MJ down.

One day. :spikey:

I know this is probably a joke, but just in case; piss around with anyone's real lives over something said here and you'll be immediately and permanently banned. Not on at all.


I remember I got shit on a lot for being American and then also admitting that I used torrent to download Champ Man. Even though I had no job or nothing to purchase the game myself, let alone find it in America.

I think Mark was right into the idea of SI Affiliate status around that time so he'd have wanted anyone admitting to piracy shot at dawn.

[Dark Soldier]

Mark was alright, tbf. It was Brighton that was the cunt. Running a Dutch VHS porno store together and that.

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[Magic]

You haven't gotten over any of your issues, have you? Be honest.

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[Magic]

Ok well disappear somewhere else then. You offer less than dquincy.

[Dark Soldier]

Will you two just give it a fucking rest for a day. Ever since I've posted on here Smiff has gotten abuse, which to be honest was never on due to the issues he had in the past, and you've previous for it across both boards MJ. Problem being Smiff won't just turn the other cheek and it turns into a tedious wankfest everytime.

I've huge previous for it, and admit I crossed the line countless times, but holy shit you're adults.

[Smiffy]

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[Spammer]

It's an internet forum, lads.

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[Magic]

I do my work behind the scenes and I really want to be here when you get found out.

There is an ignore function if you wish to use it otherwise kindly fuck off. :)

:harold:

You are such a boring twat.

[Dark Soldier]

I only get abuse because #MELTDOWN #SEETHING etc etc. It's all bollocks of course but I can't make people live in the present, I'm fully aware I'll always be viewed as the mental one for having the absolute temerity of being completely honest about who I am and my experiences. I don't need to hide behind a username, I am what I am and I like it.

About five words short of a Marilyn Monroe quote there, Smiff ;)

I dunno, probably just me, but I like how chilled this place is generally these days and then all of a sudden the sniping of old kicks back in and as a 32yo its just fucking embarrassing to read. And yes, I don't have to read it, but when its scattered across threads with the same old fuckers desperately scoring points, fuck's alive. What's the point?

As mentioned before, we're all a bit fucked, crack on and grow up.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

You want me to fire back so others can have a pop too, so you can get some sort of support etc etc. Don't worry as Giggles will be here soon. Lewis less so these days.

O...k.

[Giggles]

I'm keeping well out of it. i genuinely fear you and won't be engaging you in any form any further from here. I firmly believe you're one step off a rapist/butcher and I've no interest in an internet forum being the cause of anyone belonging to me being subjected to whatever goes on in your head.

Carry on with whatever you like, you'll get no more 'pops' from here.

[John]

But telling people to go and kill themselves is perfectly fine. Is it not a real life behind the keyboard? Serious question.

If I was serious about hunting either down I would like to think I have more sense than to admit it on the fucking internet.

I was thinking more along the lines of Ant's donut than Michael Myers, but yeah, you can assume that if I spot you in the paper for having knifed MJ you'll be getting a ban.

And of course that's not alright. I've pinged people for it in the past but I don't think MJ replying to your nine lives quip as he did really constitutes telling you to do your wrists.

[Disco]

Wait a minute, real life actions are bannable offences?

[Magic]

Some sinister shit. Think I'm out now too.

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[Dark Soldier]

Anyway I'm back on the BBW train and fucking the living hell out of one recently. Had a couple of years off from women but its good to be back, especially when their hunger is that rampant they'll devour cock at any hour.

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[Spammer]

You've been off women for a couple of years? Have you been with blokes?

[Dark Soldier]

Had two three year relationships back to back, then a couple of shorter flings. Just wanted chill time without the whole bullshit that comes with women so basically went celibate bar my right hand for a while. Really enjoyed it tbh :D

[Magic]

You've been off women for a couple of years? Have you been with blokes?

Lol look at your ears pricking up.

[Dark Soldier]

I've been there and done that way before your time tbf Hammer ;)

[Spammer]

Lol look at your ears pricking up.

:D ;)

[Offshore Toon]

...and then another time for being horrifically racist.
What did you say?

I signed up during the merger but I don't remember if I came over from FMG or not. I just remember being a brainless idiot (still am lolol) and being jumped on pretty hard after every post. :drool:

In all honesty, TTH has probably shaped me more than school did. It exposed me to a whole host of shit I had no idea about. Shaped my politics and alot of my outlook in general. I dread to think who I'd have become withoout this gaff.

/gushing
Idiotmouse. :drool:

[Disco]

I recently found a picture of Spikey in a pink dress on an old computer and I have no idea how old it is or why it was there.

[Offshore Toon]

Teh Refuge is down, so I can't find it, but that message he wrote on MySpace...

Any idea, Lewis? I know there were kisses involved.

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[Spoonsky]

I signed up during the merger but I don't remember if I came over from FMG or not. I just remember being a brainless idiot (still am lolol) and being jumped on pretty hard after every post. :drool:

In all honesty, TTH has probably shaped me more than school did. It exposed me to a whole host of shit I had no idea about. Shaped my politics and alot of my outlook in general. I dread to think who I'd have become withoout this gaff.

/gushing

I'd be twice the flaming liberal I am without TTH. And I sometimes get admiring chuckles when I say "for fuck's sake" in real life.

[Spoonsky]

I dunno, probably just me, but I like how chilled this place is generally these days and then all of a sudden the sniping of old kicks back in and as a 32yo its just fucking embarrassing to read. And yes, I don't have to read it, but when its scattered across threads with the same old fuckers desperately scoring points, fuck's alive. What's the point?

As mentioned before, we're all a bit fucked, crack on and grow up.

+1

[John]

That was Lpoolboy. Spikey's was something like 'Can't believe you actually added me. Erm... har dee har.'

[Lewis]

Do-be-do. Classic Fuge that.

[Bartholomert]

Two pages of circle jerking without a single mention of 'Tick Tings' Taz is criminal. Still not over him flaking when we had plans and I was in London a few years back.

[SvN]

Unfortunately, Taz lost all credibility and respect when he went off crying because his new name got mocked.

[Spammer]

I do kinda miss Taz, he was fucking hilarious.

[SvN]

Zimidy too, actually. If only to laugh at.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's probably been locked up in an asylum by now.

[Baz]

How can we get them back?

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[7om]

DS :cool:

I seem to remember your last relationship went tits up unexpectedly didn't it? Was she a bunny boiler or something like that?

[niko_cee]

I wouldn't worry about Taz. He'll be back, you know, if the worst happens.

[John]

Unfortunately, Taz lost all credibility and respect when he went off crying because his new name got mocked.

He lost all that before the move, with his MELTDOWN in the WDYTOE.

[igor_balis]

i only started posting in about 2013. i used to lurk a lot before that but inexplicably it seemed more appealing to get involved when it had stagnated a lot. i just found the idea of you all knowing each other for over a decade, posting on a forum ostensibly dedicated to football manager when about 5 people still actually played it really funny. i also found the idea of me joining in when i did quite funny. funnier than the reality of my actual posts though, sorry about that.

[Magic]

i only started posting in about 2013. i used to lurk a lot before that but inexplicably it seemed more appealing to get involved when it had stagnated a lot. i just found the idea of you all knowing each other for over a decade, posting on a forum ostensibly dedicated to football manager when about 5 people still actually played it really funny. i also found the idea of me joining in when i did quite funny. funnier than the reality of my actual posts though, sorry about that.

Replace all instances of funny with tragic and depressing and you've nailed it.

[Kikó]

It was a rotten decision as as far as I was concerned thedugout.tv just didn't need it. It had all it needed and blew it.

The fact that thedugout.net is gone and not the number once place to go to for FM considering what it had at it's disposal is all on Marks head. He fucked it up by getting lazy, allowing family matters to directly affect behaviours on here (ie, Brighton and his black list?) and then it just went tits up. Sad really when you think of it.

We practically created the scene before it became a scene, I reckon. DC and wibble/wobble, WWW/Ian and his tactics/meltdowns, TMD with Flange, Jimmy and KJAC running rampant and so forth.

I'd love to restore the place to it's former glory.

Funnily enough, he was on my facebook feed the other day as he's moving to Boston. Oh how quickly they grow. :*****(

[Jimmy Floyd]

Mark was an ok geezer. Just completely mental ;)

[Kikó]

A) I wouldn't be anywhere near him if he was to be knifed.
B) If I was, a forum would probably be the least of my worries.

Life in prison or permaban...tough choice.

And this is a brilliant whoooosh!

We haven't had one in a while.

[Magic]

Was Karl (DM) on TTH or was that another forum? He was a prick.

[niko_cee]

On here.

[Magic]

He pops up on my LinkedIn. Think he's an IT manager now. Says it all.

[leedsrevolution]

Think I joined in 2008 but I had lurked the FM areas for a few years prior. I've only ever offered anything to this place when I've been drunk and or having some kinda mental episode.

There laughing at you, not with you.

*begins rocking uncontrollably*

[Spoonsky]

Lachlan43 is on my Facebook. He takes a great interest in women's college sports in America.

[leedsrevolution]

Lachlan43 is on my Facebook. He takes a great interest in women's college sports in America.

You pop up on my suggested freinds.

[Magic]

Having Spoon on Facebook is shit. Makes me really jealous of his Bohemian ways as I get older and more miserable.

[Spoonsky]

Don't worry, I get jealous of your idyllic family life as well.