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Foe
18-09-2015, 08:40 PM
Its been a couple of days since we've learned about events in Ukraine.

Personally, the suspense is stripping me apart.

Ian
18-09-2015, 08:40 PM
That thread name. :D

EDIT: That smiley. :nono:

Lee
18-09-2015, 08:41 PM
I've never learned about any event in Ukrainian.

Foe
18-09-2015, 08:41 PM
Neither have I lee. Maybe we should ask mahow to cam and explain.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 08:42 PM
I bottled it.

I've told her that I wont go to Ukraine as I'm too scared and she told me to go fuck myself.

Game over.

Mike
18-09-2015, 08:43 PM
Neither have I lee. Maybe we should ask mahow to cam and explain.
Genuine LOL from me. I'm not even ashamed to admit it.

Pepe
18-09-2015, 08:43 PM
Why is an update token so long?

Lee
18-09-2015, 08:45 PM
Such a shame. Her understanding response to you not fancying a jaunt to a warzone suggests she really cared.

Magic
18-09-2015, 08:46 PM
I bottled it.

I've told her that I wont go to Ukraine as I'm too scared and she told me to go fuck myself.

Game over.

Finally admitting to trollage.

Boydy
18-09-2015, 08:46 PM
That's it? Fucking hell. That ended quickly.

Foe
18-09-2015, 08:46 PM
Good thing you only rented that webcam, mahow.

Pepe
18-09-2015, 08:47 PM
Time to hit Tinder.

Boydy
18-09-2015, 08:47 PM
Are you still modding her chatroom?

Pepe
18-09-2015, 08:48 PM
Time to give us a link.

The Merse
18-09-2015, 08:52 PM
Are you still modding her chatroom?

Why would she grant him that wonderful privilege now he's gone and pissed her off? Oh yeah...

Then again, surely there can't be many jumping at the chance of replacing him - even 'how admitted he disliked it.

Mahow - I don't know whether I'm more sympathetic or relieved. Either way, sorry you've lost an outlet for comfort. Good luck working on a (perhaps what might be considered 'healthier'?) channel.

Magic
18-09-2015, 08:55 PM
He'll be a religious zealot in a couple of weeks, no doubt.

Foe
18-09-2015, 09:01 PM
Get hammer to take mahow to his weirdo club. There's plenty of adultery to go around.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:04 PM
Why would she grant him that wonderful privilege now he's gone and pissed her off? Oh yeah...

Then again, surely there can't be many jumping at the chance of replacing him - even 'how admitted he disliked it.

Mahow - I don't know whether I'm more sympathetic or relieved. Either way, sorry you've lost an outlet for comfort. Good luck working on a (perhaps what might be considered 'healthier'?) channel.

Well, the thing is...

Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.

Boydy
18-09-2015, 09:04 PM
Yeah, yeah. Don't try to save face now.

Magic
18-09-2015, 09:05 PM
Well, the thing is...

Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.

Stop trying to pawn off your mental instability as trolling. It was all fucking true and we know it.

7om
18-09-2015, 09:05 PM
Not having that at all. Either this whole thing never happened and we were trolled or he's made that last bit up to get us off his back.

You can't throw me off the scent that quickly, pal.

Pepe
18-09-2015, 09:05 PM
Not surprising that he says that now but the cunt should still be banned for it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:05 PM
Yeah, yeah. Don't try to save face now.

Alright.

I'll send some selfies from the plane, mate.

Lee
18-09-2015, 09:06 PM
I knew he was going to say it was made up when it went wrong. Embrace the mental-ness of it, Mahow.

7om
18-09-2015, 09:06 PM
And there it is. What a grade A pleb you are. Are you tapped?

The Merse
18-09-2015, 09:07 PM
Well, the thing is...

Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.

Permaban the cunt.

Right now.

It's not so much that it was a lie, but that it was a lie and you've ended it. I'd have been perfectly happy with my ignorance, this tale knocked what seemed like hours off my weekly commutes.

Boydy
18-09-2015, 09:08 PM
He's bottled it and is now pretending he was just trolling because all you dickheads who were saying that's what he was doing gave him that way out.

P_3
18-09-2015, 09:10 PM
Begs the question of what else has been made up. Thankfully I called this from the very beginning.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:11 PM
Permaban the cunt.

Right now.

It's not so much that it was a lie, but that it was a lie and you've ended it. I'd have been perfectly happy with my ignorance, this tale knocked what seemed like hours off my weekly commutes.
I decided to end the whole joke as I just couldn't be bothered with the updates anymore.

I might come up with another mental tale towards the end of the year though, be prepared.

The Merse
18-09-2015, 09:12 PM
But it won't be the same... Once bitten, twice shy... Once burnt, erm...

It's like being cheated on (again).

Lee
18-09-2015, 09:12 PM
I'm hurt by your disdain for the community.

Magic
18-09-2015, 09:13 PM
What did we all expect from TTH's most boring poster? A wonderfully creative story about befriending Russian rebels and having a military escort straight to the camwhore's vulva whilst fighting off the Ukranian military? It ran it's course a while ago and was good whilst it lasted.

Pepe
18-09-2015, 09:13 PM
Change his name to Faghow.

Magic
18-09-2015, 09:13 PM
But it won't be the same... Once bitten, twice shy... Once burnt, erm...

It's like being cheated on (again).

Oh shit, this is the saddest post on here. :(

Magic
18-09-2015, 09:14 PM
Change his name to Faghow.

Three points or leave? This will be similar to a Supreme Court judgement. A precedent will be set early on.

Pepe
18-09-2015, 09:15 PM
Three points or leave? This will be similar to a Supreme Court judgement. A precedent will be set early on.

Kiko already warned us that there will be ZERO TOLERANCE.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:15 PM
I'm hurt by your disdain for the community.

I thought about the whole story when watching the cams, decided to make it Ukraine due to links with my Dad and obviously all the problems.

I had a laugh with the updates and you all laughed at the mentalness of the story, it was all good fun.

AE
18-09-2015, 09:18 PM
I'm calling bull****

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:19 PM
Is bullshit banned or is AE being a woman?

Edit: A woman...

Toby
18-09-2015, 09:24 PM
It probably was all made up but it can hardly go down as a win for Mahow given it shouldn't be at all believable.

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:25 PM
It probably was all made up but it can hardly go down as a win for Mahow given it shouldn't be at all believable.

I was stunned that so many were actually believing some aspects.

I thought I had killed it when I brought in Mert, I was sure it would be far too obvious.

Luca
18-09-2015, 09:30 PM
Brought in Mert? What?

Sir Andy Mahowry
18-09-2015, 09:30 PM
Brought in Mert? What?

The Turk...

Browning
18-09-2015, 09:43 PM
I missed the Mert stuff. Saw someone comment about it but didn't bother to go back.

I believed it for a good while, but when Mahow posted about 3 times in an row talking about how he had crippling social anxiety I became suspicious. Nobody like that would even contemplate flying to another country to meet someone they didn't even know.

Still, it was brilliant while it lasted.

Kikó
18-09-2015, 10:15 PM
I'm glad it was all made up...

7om
18-09-2015, 10:52 PM
Well it just makes you out to be a cunt, actually. I know this is 'da internetz' where anything goes but to go into such detail and drag it on for weeks either means you're mentally ill or an arsehole.

Demerit
18-09-2015, 10:54 PM
Wedghow?

Kikó
18-09-2015, 10:58 PM
He's not making it up.

Dark Soldier
18-09-2015, 11:34 PM
Professional job, how. Nicely done.

Boydy
19-09-2015, 12:55 AM
I missed the Mert stuff. Saw someone comment about it but didn't bother to go back.

I believed it for a good while, but when Mahow posted about 3 times in an row talking about how he had crippling social anxiety I became suspicious. Nobody like that would even contemplate flying to another country to meet someone they didn't even know.

Still, it was brilliant while it lasted.

He's mentioned that before.

I'm still not buying this was made up.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 01:10 AM
I do have near enough crippling social anxiety.

Especially when it comes to women, even when I'm not attracted to them I can barely speak.

John
19-09-2015, 01:29 AM
This is fun. If it is a fiction it retroactively validates a WDYTOE entry I made in error a while ago, that Mahow is at his best when he's full of shit.

Not that that would forgive it. If it was a fiction you're an arsehole, Mahow.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 01:35 AM
I'm used to being called an asshole.

The truths in the whole thing are my mental state (confidence and anxiety) and that I do go on this cam site.

I find it better than porn, you get some amateur shit and a bit of a chat with some nice looking girls.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 01:36 AM
Oh and the closest girl I've gotten to is one from Venezuela.

She gave me her Skype and we talked a bit but I lost interest.

Mellberg
19-09-2015, 01:39 AM
I lost interest = She made me cry

Spoonsky
19-09-2015, 01:42 AM
That feel when Mahow invents a ridiculous story about befriending a Ukrainian camwhore over Skype and it's still the closest he's got to getting laid.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 01:43 AM
That feel when Mahow invents a ridiculous story about befriending a Ukrainian camwhore over Skype and it's still the closest he's got to getting laid.

Indeed :(

Pepe
19-09-2015, 02:05 AM
Done the deed yet Spoons? :eyemouth:

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 02:08 AM
ofc he has, that's why he's sticking the boot in.

Mellberg
19-09-2015, 02:17 AM
Bet that was some real McLovin.

Magic
19-09-2015, 06:50 AM
There must be some photographic evidence with some shit 1960's filtering applied.

Andy
19-09-2015, 10:05 AM
You bastard Mahow. Totally played.

Yevrah
19-09-2015, 10:18 AM
I've never understood the idea of telling a fabricated story being trolling, unless the story is really good and is kept up for a sustained period of time (hello Albanian Mafia) it's just a pointless waste of everyone's time.

If Mahow's telling the truth now and the whole thing was made up, why stop before he's even 'booked the fucking tickets'? On the other hand if he's now lying and has actually bottled it, well, that's up to him. The only other option is that it's still going on and he doesn't want to look a fool in front of any of us, in which case I'd say, who cares and good luck.

Overall, disappointing.

Giggles
19-09-2015, 10:23 AM
This could have reached Albanian Mafia status had he kept it going.

Kikó
19-09-2015, 10:24 AM
It's not made up. Some of us have flown too close to his reality so he's pulled back.

Yevrah
19-09-2015, 10:26 AM
This could have reached Albanian Mafia status had he kept it going.

It could have done, he's fucked it.

leedsrevolution
19-09-2015, 10:26 AM
I don't believe it's made up. He was given an "out" by a lot of people and has taken it. Nobody would make this shit up.

Yevrah
19-09-2015, 10:26 AM
It's not made up. Some of us have flown too close to his reality so he's pulled back.

It might still be true, but there's now nowhere to go with it.

phonics
19-09-2015, 10:31 AM
I knew as soon as it broke out of The Relationship Thread it'd fall apart.

simon
19-09-2015, 10:37 AM
Such a fucking loshara. :eyemouth:

Lewis
19-09-2015, 06:14 PM
lol at all of this. If 'Alangate' wasn't completely untouchable at the top of the board this would be the shittest 'trolling' ever, given that all it did was make people think you're a twat as you provided them with full-disclosure about your anxieties.

Spoonsky
19-09-2015, 07:00 PM
Done the deed yet Spoons? :eyemouth:

Nope.

My standards are too high innit.

Pepe
19-09-2015, 08:42 PM
More like their standards aren't low enough innit.

Andy
19-09-2015, 08:46 PM
Since this was all a load of tosh are you going to tell us which canwhore site you use?

Mazuuurk
19-09-2015, 08:54 PM
What is the "out" we're talking about here?

Raoul Duke
19-09-2015, 09:11 PM
OpSec: research on that.

Sir Andy Mahowry
19-09-2015, 09:34 PM
Since this was all a load of tosh are you going to tell us which canwhore site you use?

Chaturbate.

mo
19-09-2015, 10:03 PM
The whole thing was so unbelievable it was almost believable.

I personally have no trouble accepting the whole thing was made up, and I quite enjoyed it, so thanks Mahow. Genuinely disappointed that its done now.

Spoonsky
19-09-2015, 10:04 PM
More like their standards aren't low enough innit.

Definitely one of the two.

Who's Mo?

mo
19-09-2015, 10:08 PM
Who's Mo?

Same username as before. Very infrequent poster but I follow some threads quite closely.

Pleb
19-09-2015, 10:09 PM
New guy :drool:

Disco
19-09-2015, 10:12 PM
Mo isn't new you fools.

GS
19-09-2015, 11:40 PM
Mahow has neither the imagination nor motivation to fabricate this story. He hasn't been making it up.

Adamski
20-09-2015, 08:28 AM
Probably more inclined to agree with GS here.

Look out for a period of inactivity shortly, maybe permanently once big Vlad chops him up on the way back from the airport.

Byron
20-09-2015, 08:29 AM
Yeah, no way this has been made up.

Shindig
20-09-2015, 12:00 PM
"Sorry, babes. The forum I used to frequent no longer works so now I have to get 65,000 posts on a new one."

<shuts chat window>

Ian
20-09-2015, 12:25 PM
Hah. :D

Spammer
20-09-2015, 01:11 PM
I'm personally of the 'he's been given an exit and has taken it' group

P_3
20-09-2015, 01:20 PM
Like fuck would Mahow strike up a relationship with a camwhore. MJ maybe, but Mahow? Nah.

Spammer
13-02-2018, 11:34 AM
This thread has been.....RESURRECTED

:cool:

SvN
13-02-2018, 11:36 AM
Someone needs to find the post where 'How explains what happened. It was brilliant.

phonics
13-02-2018, 11:36 AM
I'm warning you for spam from now on.

SvN
13-02-2018, 11:38 AM
I'm actually enjoying some of these resurrected threads, I'd forgotten about them.

Spikey M
13-02-2018, 12:19 PM
Fuck you, Monghow.

Disco
13-02-2018, 12:24 PM
Don't warn him you big meanie, a couple of bumped threads is hardly spam.

Spikey M
13-02-2018, 12:25 PM
They’re good threads as well. Crack on Hammer.

Browning
13-02-2018, 12:59 PM
Someone needs to find the post where 'How explains what happened. It was brilliant.

Yea, why was that not in this thread?

Someone resurrect it.

Giggles
13-02-2018, 01:05 PM
Is that the cam episode? That outed so many members of the board as such slimy snide cunts.

SvN
13-02-2018, 01:31 PM
I think the initial post was on the old board, unfortunately.

Mahow does give a briefer version of events starting here (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1168-I-think-I-ve-gone-full-mental&p=118243&viewfull=1#post118243) though.

Lewis
13-02-2018, 03:32 PM
Fond memories of me and Pepe being the only optimists about it. At best you get a mail order bird (and then they rinse your kids thirty years down the line), and at worst you waste a few grand and have a lol story. How right we were.

Kikó
13-02-2018, 03:34 PM
Is that the cam episode? That outed so many members of the board as such slimy snide cunts.

Not this crap again :rolleyes:

Lewis
13-02-2018, 03:34 PM
I almost died not farting or taking a shit whilst she was there.

:lol:

Giggles
13-02-2018, 03:38 PM
Not this crap again :rolleyes:

Roll the eyes there, makes it all ok.

Kikó
13-02-2018, 03:41 PM
What does that even mean?

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 03:44 PM
:lol:

I had forgotten about that :D

I was also absolutely fucking freezing, what a shit few days.

Disco
13-02-2018, 03:54 PM
Going without a coat is still the most incredible part.

Giggles
13-02-2018, 03:54 PM
What does that even mean?

It means that each and every one of you involved showed the absolute worst of yourselves regarding the whole thing. Lower than a snakes belly.

SvN
13-02-2018, 03:57 PM
What's the issue? I don't remember anyone being particularly dickish about the entire thing, and I think Mahow took it all really well. Perhaps that means I was one of the dickheads.

Byron
13-02-2018, 04:08 PM
What's the issue? I don't remember anyone being particularly dickish about the entire thing, and I think Mahow took it all really well. Perhaps that means I was one of the dickheads.

His issue was that THE GROUP discovered in advance that Mahow was doing this. I can't remember how but I know that it was public info that would have been easily found.

It seems that we're snakes because rather than wait for an Offy or Mert to post it everywhere, we privately advised Mahow that this was public information so that he could do something about it.

Not that it ultimately mattered but it appears that Giggles has had his knickers in a twist ever since and this is where his hatred of THE GROUP stems from.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 04:10 PM
His issue was that THE GROUP discovered in advance that Mahow was doing this. I can't remember how but I know that it was public info that would have been easily found.

It seems that we're snakes because rather than wait for an Offy or Mert to post it everywhere, we privately advised Mahow that this was public information so that he could do something about it.

Not that it ultimately mattered but it appears that Giggles has had his knickers in a twist ever since and this is where his hatred of THE GROUP stems from.

Twitter.

I had an account to advertise and Kiko followed me.

Lewis
13-02-2018, 04:16 PM
Amigo had sussed you within about ten minutes of first posting it as well. The creepy little nerd. :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 04:19 PM
Amigo had sussed you within about ten minutes of first posting it as well. The creepy little nerd. :cool:
He probably had experience.

Kikó
13-02-2018, 04:25 PM
Twitter.

I had an account to advertise and Kiko followed me.

And did I do anything else?

Lewis
13-02-2018, 04:26 PM
Tee-heed about it like a cunt.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 04:27 PM
Lolled in the group? I'm not Lewis mate, I don't remember everything.

Spikey M
13-02-2018, 04:35 PM
I’m so confused. Did you go or not? ‘Sake.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 04:36 PM
I’m so confused. Did you go or not? ‘Sake.

I went.

Kikó
13-02-2018, 04:49 PM
It was one of the best stories this place has read.

Giggles
13-02-2018, 06:12 PM
Amigo had sussed you within about ten minutes of first posting it as well. The creepy little nerd. :cool:

Creepy is the most apt word of all. Thankfully most of the slithery cunts have fucked off.

Kikó
13-02-2018, 06:13 PM
You're such a nonce ffs.

Pepe
13-02-2018, 06:19 PM
Fond memories of me and Pepe being the only optimists about it. At best you get a mail order bird (and then they rinse your kids thirty years down the line), and at worst you waste a few grand and have a lol story. How right we were.

If I recall correctly, Yevrah was also encouraging him to go early on, but more from a 'she'll be your soulmate' perspective. Then once he got the details he bottled it and joined the 'you'll lose a kidney' camp.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 06:20 PM
If I recall correctly, Yevrah was also encouraging him to go early on, but more from a 'she'll be your soulmate' perspective. Then once he got the details he bottled it and joined the 'you'll lose a kidney' camp.
I think he also wanted me to go pro the whole thing.

Yevrah
13-02-2018, 06:22 PM
I most definitely didn't do that Pep.

I encouraged him to go for the lols and because he might have got laid. Can't recall bottling it either.

Pepe
13-02-2018, 06:30 PM
You were definitely pro it at some point. As for the bottling it, I'll defer to Lewis's database.

Pepe
13-02-2018, 06:31 PM
That thread title is superb btw.

Panda Bear
13-02-2018, 06:35 PM
I still believe in Mahow.

Panda Bear
13-02-2018, 06:35 PM
Like, in a literal sense.

Bam
13-02-2018, 07:44 PM
Could we have a picture of the cam girl or her name for Googling?

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 07:51 PM
Mary_cute.

She tried to contact me a couple of times since the fallout but I didn't fall for it.

Lewis
13-02-2018, 08:05 PM
You should have got her to visit.

Magic
13-02-2018, 08:06 PM
Mary_cute.

She tried to contact me a couple of times since the fallout but I didn't fall for it.

Was it along the lines of 'you haven't logged in to camsite for few weeks, see the latest updates!'

Adamski
13-02-2018, 08:06 PM
I’m having the Giggles meltdown as funnier than this one.

Giggles
13-02-2018, 08:08 PM
You would though. From all aspects.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-02-2018, 08:10 PM
Was it along the lines of 'you haven't logged in to camsite for few weeks, see the latest updates!'

How did you know?

Disco
13-02-2018, 08:20 PM
His wife gets them from kickboxers.

Shindig
13-02-2018, 08:21 PM
Mahow, whenever your social anxiety gets to you, just remember: You went that far. So many others in your position would've bottled it or just pretended. You saw that through.

Magic
13-02-2018, 08:22 PM
Mahow, whenever your social anxiety gets to you, just remember: You went that far. So many others in your position would've bottled it or just pretended. You saw that through.

Yeah let's not be encouraging that.

Adamski
14-02-2018, 08:20 AM
You would though. From all aspects.

I’m just going by which one we talk about more in The Group.

Giggles
14-02-2018, 09:31 AM
Glad to be a part of it. I never expected little big man to take words about his hero lightly anyway.

randomlegend
14-02-2018, 02:22 PM
Giggles' reaction to all this really is one of the odder things on the board.

Not from a point of view as to whether he's right or wrong, I just never would have had him anywhere near the top of my list of people to get so morally outraged at something like this.

phonics
14-02-2018, 02:27 PM
I'll never forget leaving work, going out for 2 drinks and coming back to a 17 page thread with Giggles and Smiffy banned. I imagine this is what parenting is like.

Disco
14-02-2018, 02:58 PM
Except most children can manage to eat pasta properly.

Giggles
14-02-2018, 04:55 PM
Not like a ponce I'd imagine.

Shindig
10-03-2018, 11:33 PM
Public Service Announcement: This thread survived.

Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2018, 11:33 PM
Brilliant.