Wanks in the workplace

[Manc]

Have you done it?

I speak as a veteran now pushing what must be a dozen plus in my latest role.

[simon]

No, you lunatic.

[Henry]

I hope you're sacked, and put on the sex offenders register.

[7om]

No need for aliases, Magic, you confessed before.

[Pepe]

I've done it in the past.

[Benny]

No, where would you do it?

Is wanking in a toilet really that satisfying? Would be fucking grim.

[Bernanke]

No, where would you do it?

Is wanking in a toilet really that satisfying? Would be fucking grim.

Who said anything about a toilet? :eyemouth:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Culturally frowned upon in Korea unfortunately.

[Luke Emia]

Culturally frowned upon in Korea unfortunately.

What to do it at all or just at work?

[Lee]

I had a cracking toilet for this at a previous work place. The current hospital isn't set up for it. All the toilets are in the main corridor, I can't be risking that.

[Jeet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BNsttZQGQ

[Trancemeister]

I've done it 2 or 3 times.

[mugbull]

No, where would you do it?

Is wanking in a toilet really that satisfying? Would be fucking grim.

Where else do you masturbate? I don't think I've done it anywhere but the toilet for several years now

[Trancemeister]

Where else do you masturbate? I don't think I've done it anywhere but the toilet for several years now

Done it in my office when I was the only one left.

[Benny]

Where else do you masturbate? I don't think I've done it anywhere but the toilet for several years now

Your toilet isn't the same as the office toilet, wanking somewhere your colleagues take a shit is hardly the ideal situation.

[Lewis]

Culturally frowned upon in Korea unfortunately.

Their slitty-eyes and permanently strained facial expressions would be the perfect cover for desk wanking as well.

[Shindig]

I've never had a reason to do this.

[phonics]

I had to once while I was having a workplace 'affair'. We were making out, as the kids say, while on a conference call in her office and I ended up fingering her till she came and had to immediately run to the toilet and rub one out after.

[Lee]

She could have at least followed you in and sucked you off.

[Shindig]

I had to once while I was having a workplace 'affair'. We were making out, as the kids say, while on a conference call in her office and I ended up fingering her till she came and had to immediately run to the toilet and rub one out after.

"Guys, should we tell them the handset's not muted?"
"No."

[phonics]

She could have at least followed you in and sucked you off.

I got quite annoyed that she didn't reciprocate and it all went downhill from there.

[ScousePig]

Is this someone pretending to be manc sean?

[Baz]

I drive my car for a living.

I've never had a wank in it.

Not yet, at least.

[Sam]

In my old office, yes. Accountancy is boring and I'd crack one off to stop my self sleeping at my desk.

[Spoonsky]

This guy will fit right in. :cool:

[phonics]

In what way do you drive your car for a living Baz?

[Lee]

Like Fred West.

[phonics]

Wasn't he more of a landscaper?

[mugbull]

Your toilet isn't the same as the office toilet, wanking somewhere your colleagues take a shit is hardly the ideal situation.

How does the fact that people excrete turds in a particular region of a building make it wrong to ejaculate in that same region? It's not like I'm distributing my seed all over the toilet seat and then leaving. im a clean young man

[Baz]

In what way do you drive your car for a living Baz?I'm a chauffeur. :baz:

[Benny]

How does the fact that people excrete turds in a particular region of a building make it wrong to ejaculate in that same region? It's not like I'm distributing my seed all over the toilet seat and then leaving. im a clean young man

Look. If you want to have a wank in the same 4x4ft cubicle as Kevin in accounting has his morning shit, feel free. However to me, that's fucking vile and I can wait until I'm at home to have a rub of Benjy Jr.

[Kikó]

This is why you can't see your child anymore.