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Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:16 PM
He is you know
There are no words
Dark Soldier
01-07-2024, 09:16 PM
https://static.dw.com/image/44278679_605.jpg
Adramelch
01-07-2024, 09:16 PM
Yeah as much as Ronaldo deserves all the ridicule, it was a great save from Oblak.
Magic
01-07-2024, 09:16 PM
Lmao is he suicidal now?
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 09:16 PM
What scenes. Please go to penalties.
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:17 PM
Holy fuck I've got a semi.
-james-
01-07-2024, 09:17 PM
As if he's fucking sobbing
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:17 PM
Messi winning the World Cup has completely broken him, hasn't it?
I think we’re witnessing a bloke coming to terms with the fact that he’s past it.
That was everything I could have hoped for.
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:18 PM
If Ilicic scores the winner here it's the best match of all time.
(https://talksport.com/football/1898754/josip-ilicic-mental-health-retirement-slovenia-euro-2024/)
-james-
01-07-2024, 09:18 PM
Proper manager would've had Bruno on pens as well
Lewis
01-07-2024, 09:18 PM
Holy fuck I've got a semi.
Ten points and a ban please.
It was not that well taken, come on. Either top corner or bottom corner. Middle height is the worst.
Adramelch
01-07-2024, 09:19 PM
Roberto Martinez with two subs in 105 minutes is quite something.
Magic
01-07-2024, 09:19 PM
If Ilicic scores the winner here it's the best match of all time.
(https://talksport.com/football/1898754/josip-ilicic-mental-health-retirement-slovenia-euro-2024/)
Swapping places with Ronny.
Incredible player, but I love to see him seethe/cry.
Adramelch
01-07-2024, 09:20 PM
It was not that well taken, come on. Either top corner or bottom corner. Middle height is the worst.
It's not a great penalty but I'd argue it's good enough that most keepers get a touch on it and it still goes in.
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:20 PM
Was the camerawork really weird before the penalty for anyone else as well?
It's not a great penalty but it's good enough that I'd argue most keepers get a touch on it and it still goes in.
I agree, the save was great, but whoever is on commentary was saying that it was a very well taken penalty.
EDIT: Just realized my stream is American lol.
Adramelch
01-07-2024, 09:23 PM
Ronaldo to score his penalty only to be negated by a Bernardo Silva failed panenka.
Dark Soldier
01-07-2024, 09:24 PM
Ronaldo lining up for the free kick
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:27 PM
Sesko you donkey.
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:28 PM
Nooooo
Danny
01-07-2024, 09:28 PM
Sesko is actually a donkey
Adramelch
01-07-2024, 09:28 PM
Sesko has been utterly disappointing all tournament, other than like one shot that hit the post in the groups.
randomlegend
01-07-2024, 09:28 PM
Sesko is absolute dog shit.
What the fuck is this game
randomlegend
01-07-2024, 09:34 PM
That fucking volley :D
Lewis
01-07-2024, 09:34 PM
Two absolutely toilet games today fucking hell. Bring back Golden Goal.
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 09:34 PM
:drool:
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:34 PM
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:35 PM
Two absolutely toilet games today fucking hell. Bring back Golden Goal.
The first game was horrible, but you'd have to be the board's biggest Ronaldo stan not to be enjoying thi.... oh.
Bernanke
01-07-2024, 09:35 PM
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
What do you mean 'let'?
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:35 PM
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
That shot of him just now, his head has gone.
Luke Emia
01-07-2024, 09:35 PM
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
Well yeah I would. But, I’m a Liverpool fan who can’t stand him.
Two absolutely toilet games today fucking hell. Bring back Golden Goal.
Were many scored? I remember it was always equally shit once they went to extra time.
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
As if anyone can prevent him.
Spikey M
01-07-2024, 09:36 PM
"Misstiano Penaldo" :D
randomlegend
01-07-2024, 09:37 PM
Misstiano Penaldo on the official BBC broadcast :lol:
Not sure why Martinez didn’t bring on Pedro Neto. They were crying out for someone to play direct.
Spikey M
01-07-2024, 09:38 PM
Bollocks
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:38 PM
What a shit pen.
Spoonsky
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Two people on suicide watch for missed pens tonight ffs.
Shindig
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Would you even let Ronaldo take one here? He's a broken man ffs.
Would you have the bottle to tell him no?
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Fuck, it's done.
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Ok, that was immense.
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Would you have the bottle to tell him no?
Bobby Martinez 100% would not.
Lewis
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
That BOTTLE. :cool:
Spikey M
01-07-2024, 09:39 PM
Doesn't count as a goal though, does it you giraffe cunt
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:40 PM
Fuck sake.
Exact same SHIT PENALTY as Ronaldo.
niko_cee
01-07-2024, 09:40 PM
Slovenia sending up all their left footed takers like they've never watched a penalty shoot out in all of human history.
Lofty
01-07-2024, 09:40 PM
Slolvenia.
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 09:41 PM
That BOTTLE. :cool:
Yeah, crazy levels of it. When he did that step I thought oh no, but he knew.
Lewis
01-07-2024, 09:41 PM
Fucking love Bruno Fernandes the tramp.
Lewis
01-07-2024, 09:41 PM
lmao
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
Diogo Costa is too good.
Boydy
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
Fuck's sake, Slovenia.
If you are going to play for penalties you should at least have the decency to be good at them.
niko_cee
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
You would have thought they might have practiced these seeing as this was their plan to go through.
Danny
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
“Are you England in disguise?”
Shindig
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
A Tim Krul masterclass.
-james-
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
I don't think I've ever seen a shoot-out done after three rounds
Spikey M
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
All that effort to completely shit the bed when it matters
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:42 PM
Fucking SEETHING.
Dark Soldier
01-07-2024, 09:43 PM
All that wanking off of Oblak pre-shootout and Costa has donned it.
Magic
01-07-2024, 09:45 PM
Immense from Costa.
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2024, 09:45 PM
Sesko is a proper cunt.
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 09:46 PM
This Slovenia team had no business going any further so all's well that ends well.
If Martinez was any kind of manager he’d reflect on how stunted Portugal’s attack was tonight. He won’t though, and theyll play the exact same shite in the next round. Ronaldo should probably be in therapy with how he’s lost his composure completely.
niko_cee
01-07-2024, 09:49 PM
Sesko should have hit that one-on-one straight away. Easy chip, just got to hit the target from 30 yards.
I reckon most players would benefit from the Rashford shot clock rule being enforced on them.
-james-
01-07-2024, 09:49 PM
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France - Portugal is going to be an all time stinkout based on this evening.
It should just go straight to pens and save us all the two hour shit-off.
niko_cee
01-07-2024, 09:54 PM
Personally I want to see Mbappe running against Pepe.
It should just go straight to pens and save us all the two hour shit-off.
There should be an option for both teams to agree to go straight into pks at the start of the match. Would save us hours of this garbage.
I bet they would both sign.
I don't think I've ever seen a shoot-out done after three rounds
I have a memory of van der Sar saving all three penalties in a Community Shield game. Could be wrong.
Jimmy Floyd
01-07-2024, 10:21 PM
The famously shit Switzerland-Ukraine game at 2006 was 3-0 on pens. Think the latter won it and then got smoked by Italy in the quarter finals.
igor_balis
01-07-2024, 10:33 PM
The famously shit Switzerland-Ukraine game at 2006 was 3-0 on pens. Think the latter won it and then got smoked by Italy in the quarter finals.
Yeah we signed the Swiss keeper off the back of him not conceding a goal all tournament. He was shit.
Also, Ronaldo - a lot of people say he's still class cus he can score however many goals a season, but is it ludicrous to think that if you dragged, let's say 40 year old robin van persie, out of retirement and built your entire team around him, your team would be pretty clunky and not really do very well, but RVP would still bang in about 25 league goals?
igor_balis
01-07-2024, 10:35 PM
Like a lot of Portuguese fans say Ronaldo deserved to be picked cus he scored like 8 in qualifying, but I'm not convinced that really means anything. I reckon jermain defoe could still manage a brace against the former yugoslav republic of macedonia and similar.
Yevrah
01-07-2024, 11:01 PM
Ronaldo had he scored that penalty would have been an extreme example of the arguments against idiots saying Harry Kane is undroppable because he scored our winner. It's true, he did, but when you've someone that shit on the pitch for 120 minutes why aren't you even considering that we may not have had to resort to extra time/a shootout had someone better been on from the start.
Not helped in England's case by Sir Gareth ruining, well, everything.
Lewis
01-07-2024, 11:14 PM
I have a memory of van der Sar saving all three penalties in a Community Shield game. Could be wrong.
2007 against Chelsea. Portsmouth missed three the year after but he only had to save one of them.
Magic
02-07-2024, 06:28 AM
Yeah we signed the Swiss keeper off the back of him not conceding a goal all tournament. He was shit.
Also, Ronaldo - a lot of people say he's still class cus he can score however many goals a season, but is it ludicrous to think that if you dragged, let's say 40 year old robin van persie, out of retirement and built your entire team around him, your team would be pretty clunky and not really do very well, but RVP would still bang in about 25 league goals?
Except he's nowhere near the quality of Ronaldo, as much of a prick he is.
Spikey M
02-07-2024, 07:23 AM
Ronaldo is nowhere near the quality of Ronaldo. Both him and Messi should have ended on a high about 3 years ago.
Shindig
02-07-2024, 07:31 AM
Ronaldo's just Gazza with a gym membership. Once football is out of his life, he'll be completely off the rails.
Jimmy Floyd
02-07-2024, 07:33 AM
Ronaldo is nowhere near the quality of Ronaldo. Both him and Messi should have ended on a high about 3 years ago.
Both will continue forever, because other people desperately need the money from them doing so. They have their own economy kind of outwith the game of football itself.
This tournament is due an upset.
Can someone wake up please?
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 04:18 PM
No upsets to be found today. The Dutch have been quite bad so they're only really favorites by name.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 04:20 PM
Bollocks.
Keeper should have done more.
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 04:21 PM
How is Gakpo so prolific for Holland?
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 04:27 PM
The stadium announcer pronouncing his name as Jakpo is a new one.
Holland have woken up here.
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 04:44 PM
Just hit it first time you fucking idiot.
Waffdon
02-07-2024, 04:45 PM
How is Gakpo so prolific for Holland?
Some players are just dons in tournament football
Hard to believe as an Englishman that players actually embrace playing for thier country.
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 04:49 PM
Next question is why does Hagi have a condom on his head?
John Arne
02-07-2024, 04:56 PM
This is the first time I've tuned into BBC coverage... Does Lineker always sound like someone has just murdered his mother?
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 05:10 PM
I wouldn't be a fan of giving that, but that sort of handball is clearly a lot more 'deliberate' than the stupid UEFA interpretation that fucked the Danes.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 05:12 PM
How did that not go in.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 05:19 PM
Dragus doesn't seem to understand that his shots can be blocked. He always shoots with like 3 players right in front of him.
John Arne
02-07-2024, 05:31 PM
Double substitution whilst 1-0 up in the 68th minute. Are you watching, Gareth? #SomehowAboutEngland
Magic
02-07-2024, 05:32 PM
Have the BIG TEAMS finally realised it's better to attack?
John Arne
02-07-2024, 05:36 PM
Does the BBC commentator think that this game is taking place in Paris?
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 05:39 PM
That pass by Malen was horrendous.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 05:40 PM
The ref gave a free kick for that? Fucking hell.
Danny
02-07-2024, 05:41 PM
Simons has that Gabriel Jesus curse of always looking like he is about to cry.
Is this actually the best the Netherlands has to offer in attack? How far they've fallen.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 05:41 PM
:face:
That #3 defender is an idiot.
Netherlands are fodder. We will breeze past them after we dispatch the Swiss.
Although they’ll probably get done by Austria anyway.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 05:53 PM
Shoes on the pitch :D
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 06:02 PM
I think I've seen Gakpo be involved in more goals in about 10 games for Holland as I have in a season and a half at Liverpool.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 07:02 PM
This is going to be a banger.
Spikey M
02-07-2024, 07:02 PM
Austria? More like Lostria. Amirite?
Lewis
02-07-2024, 07:03 PM
Why did the nearest Austrian defender move out of the way when the 'keeper scooped it out?
Spikey M
02-07-2024, 07:03 PM
Almost Drawstria.
phonics
02-07-2024, 07:29 PM
I was told by every hipster that Austria were the best team in this tournament.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 07:39 PM
You were probably told that they had played the best football this far. Which they had.
Only Spain have also been good, it's largely been a sea of shit.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 07:43 PM
If this stays at 1-0 and Turkey start hacking people, they'll be missing virtually every starter in the quarters.
Bernanke
02-07-2024, 07:44 PM
Netherlands - Turkey will turn the big Dutch cities upside down. :drool:
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 07:45 PM
Do either of these two sing songs about the Ottoman-Hapsburg Wars?
Now this is more like the Austria I know and love
-james-
02-07-2024, 08:06 PM
I'm not quite sure about the nature of it but this Turkey team are going to have a moment of complete head loss at some point during this half.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 08:12 PM
Really good response from Austria in this second half.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 08:17 PM
Banging header.
Magic
02-07-2024, 08:17 PM
Fuck sake. :(
This referee is brilliant.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 08:24 PM
Game well on.
Magic
02-07-2024, 08:24 PM
It's back on lads. :drool:
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 08:26 PM
I'm not quite sure about the nature of it but this Turkey team are going to have a moment of complete head loss at some point during this half.
If they get through they'll end up with their entire team suspended for the semi after a war with Holland.
<Gareth Southgate Mr Burns Image>
-james-
02-07-2024, 08:36 PM
I've been to Germany and I'm pretty sure whoever is collecting these cups will be able to exchange them for a Porsche in about an hour's time.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 08:38 PM
This Posch guy has been immense in the second half.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 08:39 PM
I feel a late equaliser.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 08:46 PM
He's offside so it wouldn't count anyway, but I'd immediately take him off for shooting instead of passing there. Horrendous.
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 08:52 PM
That is a stunning save.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 08:52 PM
What a fucking save.
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 08:53 PM
What a save. Hadn't realised Mert was in goal for them.
What a fucking save that is
Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2024, 08:53 PM
Quality game.
Shame Austria couldn't get the equaliser but that save was amazing.
Lewis
02-07-2024, 08:53 PM
Thirty-five year old Besiktas 'keeper making saves like that is computer up the wall stuff on Football Manager.
-james-
02-07-2024, 08:54 PM
I'm not quite sure about the nature of it but this Turkey team are going to have a moment of complete head loss at some point during this half.
Or not :cool:
Yevrah
02-07-2024, 08:55 PM
That was immense.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 08:55 PM
I expected at least some shithousery from them, but not only did they keep it civil, they barely did any timewasting.
Magic
02-07-2024, 08:58 PM
Thirty-five year old Besiktas 'keeper making saves like that is computer up the wall stuff on Football Manager.
I agree, absolutely ridiculous.
Yeah, that was shit. I think Rangnick might actually have set this up the wrong way for the first half, with two DMs plus Arnautovic to start with. Then again, a goal in the first minute probably reshuffles things entirely whatever you do.
Really unsatisfying, as this Turkey team is evidently not up to much. What a save at the end though.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 09:02 PM
Arnautovic was a big negative specifically.
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 09:05 PM
Weird analysis that. Wouldn't the 0.06 also account for the header being off target too?
Magic
02-07-2024, 09:06 PM
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More absolute dog shite from these statistic virgins. No context around his age, pressure, timing, everything. That was a once in a generation save.
The people who invented xG should be imprisoned.
Weird analysis that. Wouldn't the 0.06 also account for the header being off target too?
This is xG On Target (aka post shot xG) rather than standard xG, so any shot that goes off target is excluded. I think it basically judges the type/location of the shot in relation to the GK.
The bit that intrigues me is potentially comparing xGOT against xG to assess the quality of a finish - if xGOT is higher than xG the shot is better than average, lower is worse. You could also measure the proportion of chances with ‘value added’ to judge consistency of good quality finishing, but then I’m playing FM attributeless so obviously this sort of thing is my bag (baby).
Adramelch
02-07-2024, 09:31 PM
I see. The statement (and/or metric) and how it's worded still greatly understates how good a save it was mind you, but at least this makes more sense.
niko_cee
02-07-2024, 10:39 PM
This is xG On Target (aka post shot xG) rather than standard xG, so any shot that goes off target is excluded. I think it basically judges the type/location of the shot in relation to the GK.
The bit that intrigues me is potentially comparing xGOT against xG to assess the quality of a finish - if xGOT is higher than xG the shot is better than average, lower is worse. You could also measure the proportion of chances with ‘value added’ to judge consistency of good quality finishing, but then I’m playing FM attributeless so obviously this sort of thing is my bag (baby).
Weirdly I was thinking about this today [sad], whilst the stats themselves are a bit rubbish, you can combine them to see how good your chance taking is - if xG is way higher than xGOT then your finishing is probably a bit shit, whereas if they are more even or even the other way you can legitimately claim to have been superkeepered.
On the subject, must be noted it was a bad day for PepG or xPep or whatever we are calling it today.
Yes, BIG MATH exposed me. I concede defeat. I will never criticize xG again.
Yevrah
03-07-2024, 01:16 AM
These Gareth Southgate AI vids are not bad.
https://youtube.com/shorts/bWraw3UkvOM?si=7GkvSd7PDmAp5RUP
John Arne
03-07-2024, 12:37 PM
Whispers of Sir Gareth switching to 5 at the back. I can't see it, personally though he does love his defenders.
https://gyazo.com/7c0e5026adaa499fb20c2109828f7cc4.jpeg
Might not be the worst thing as it'll mean Trippier is out and Walker is one of the three, giving us two attacking wing backs.
niko_cee
03-07-2024, 12:42 PM
He did it to match up against Germany in the last Euros. Do Switzerland play 3/5 at the back?
Don't see it as being necessarily the worst idea in the world seeing as it's not like the players are currently adapting all that well to whatever it is they are being asked to do.
Jimmy Floyd
03-07-2024, 01:23 PM
Should work well but I'd like to see Gallagher in place of Mainoo, and Phillips in place of Foden.
Adramelch
03-07-2024, 01:50 PM
If you had Phillips you wouldn't have to resort to such tactical experiments to begin with.
Yevrah
03-07-2024, 01:54 PM
I'd take that all day long over the Trippier/Foden left hand side horror show. Surely it's Foden behind Kane though?
Yevrah
03-07-2024, 01:57 PM
You'd also imagine it would force Kane to be further forward, to stop him running into 4 other bodies continually if nothing else...
Magic
03-07-2024, 02:05 PM
There was a gif that showed all the different formations and player positions over the course of the Slovakia game. Guy hasn't got a fucking scoob.
EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/ThreeLions/comments/1dtmesk/how_england_changed_formation_vs_slovakia/
-james-
03-07-2024, 02:53 PM
People would be wanking themselves silly if Klopp did soemthing like that in a Champions League tie. It's pretty normal in a tie where loads of subs happen. Isn't one of the main criticisms of Southgate that he's too tactically rigid?
niko_cee
03-07-2024, 03:07 PM
Other than Saka to leftback I'm not sure any of that actually happened anyway.
Magic
03-07-2024, 03:09 PM
People would be wanking themselves silly if Klopp did soemthing like that in a Champions League tie. It's pretty normal in a tie where loads of subs happen. Isn't one of the main criticisms of Southgate that he's too tactically rigid?
Yes but only in the sense that he doesn't react at all to the opposition until the game actually starts.
Plus let’s not forget the fact that it worked.
niko_cee
03-07-2024, 03:53 PM
Jude, Jude! Scored a bicycle kick!
I told him to do that.
Originally defender Luke Shaw had been due to face the media, but was replaced by Toney at the last minute as the left-back tries to regain fitness and face the Swiss for his first appearance at Euro 2024 after injury.
Not even fit enough for the press conference.
:face:
You know who would be perfect for international football? Dan Burn. All height and vibes.
niko_cee
03-07-2024, 10:08 PM
Interesting of Foden to seemingly break ranks and acknowledge the unacknowledgable that England are, in fact, playing like absolute shite.
"There is only so much the manager can do. He sets you up in a system and tells you how to press. If it is not going like that, you have to [work it out].”
“So yes, we have spoken about it more. If it happens again in a game, we can get together and find a solution, see where it is going wrong and adapt our press.”
Going rogue? :sherlock:
John Arne
04-07-2024, 10:50 AM
ETH signs a 2 year extension :drool:
Yevrah
04-07-2024, 10:53 AM
Interesting of Foden to seemingly break ranks and acknowledge the unacknowledgable that England are, in fact, playing like absolute shite.
Going rogue? :sherlock:
My main takeaway from that is that Sir Gareth doesn't know how to organise a press.
Sir Andy Mahowry
04-07-2024, 11:37 AM
ETH signs a 2 year extension :drool:
Well technically it's a one year contract extension option which was triggered.
niko_cee
04-07-2024, 12:14 PM
Has the much loved extra year ever not been a total disaster when exercised? I've warmed to Ten Haag though. Best man for the job.
Come on Ecuadorian cunts.
Took until the twentieth minute for Messi to get a touch on the ball. More finished than Ronaldo.
Ecuador :cool:
They'll still lose it in the PKs I would guess. Argentina looking bang average.
Danny
05-07-2024, 02:54 AM
They did their best to disallow that.
John Arne
05-07-2024, 02:54 AM
Ecuador scoring a stoppage time equalizer because the Argentina player decided to fake an injury opening up the left hand side :D :D :D
Ecuador scoring a stoppage time equalizer because the Argentina player decided to fake an injury opening up the left hand side :D :D :D
Serves them right.
John Arne
05-07-2024, 02:57 AM
Indeed. If I was an Argie I would be losing my shit with him.... was it Tagliafico?
Not sure who it was but he deserves the death penalty.
John Arne
05-07-2024, 02:59 AM
I guess more likely the midfielder Gonzalez?
I've never seen a more relieved man than Enner Valencia.
Mon the ECUADOR!
Regardless of what happens here, Argentina needs to find a way to get Messi to retire before the next World Cup if they want to get anywhere. He doesn't do anything.
I've never seen a more relieved man than Enner Valencia.
Maybe Ronaldo last week.
Boydy
05-07-2024, 03:11 AM
Is Messi playing in the Euros?
Not sure you can call that playing, but yes.
Emiliano Martinez is a savage.
Yevrah
05-07-2024, 08:44 AM
Sir Gareth has been speaking.
"We showed great resilience and great character to keep going right until the end, and I think we deserved a draw in the 90 minutes," England manager Southgate told Uefa.
"When you get the goal so early in extra time, you're able to be in charge of things a little more.
It's no surprise but still incredibly jarring nonetheless that Gareth sees dropping deep for 28 minutes and conceding numerous half chances as "being in charge".
John Arne
05-07-2024, 08:53 AM
Nearly choked on my pho for a second.
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Adramelch
05-07-2024, 09:31 AM
That's some high quality trolling. :D
Spikey M
05-07-2024, 09:36 AM
Wouldn't be surprised to be fair.
niko_cee
05-07-2024, 10:01 AM
So I assume nothing has come of the Bellingham thing?
I see the Turkish guy is now in trouble for making a shadow puppet dog gesture, which is apparently ILLEGAL in Austria and France. :cab:
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 10:02 AM
So I assume nothing has come of the Bellingham thing?
I see the Turkish guy is now in trouble for making a shadow puppet dog gesture, which is apparently ILLEGAL in Austria and France. :cab:
20k Euro fine for Bellingham.
Two game ban for the Turkish lad...
Think they're cracking down hard on "extreme" political messaging, they also gave that Albanian player a two-match ban for his charming Balkan-ethnic-cleansing chants.
Not sure if the symbol qualifies as the same kind of message, the Grey Wolves are absolute wackos though.
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 10:55 AM
I don't really buy the "that's not what I meant" excuse though. The thought must have more than crossed his mind and he still went through with it.
In lieu of a July thread I’ll post this brilliant video here:
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Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 12:50 PM
I don't really buy the "that's not what I meant" excuse though. The thought must have more than crossed his mind and he still went through with it.
Should have used the "it's an inside joke with my mates" excuse.
Yevrah
05-07-2024, 03:22 PM
Ally McCoist looks more and more like Alan Brazil every day, he should probably quit Talksport and sever ties with the big man for the good of his health.
Gray Fox
05-07-2024, 04:06 PM
This Williams youth is surely on for a big move this or next summer too.
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 04:06 PM
Pedri is made of glass.
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 04:07 PM
This Williams youth is surely on for a big move this or next summer too.
Barca apparently.
niko_cee
05-07-2024, 04:07 PM
Isn't he off this summer due to contract situation?
Not necessarily questioning Pedri here but players constantly just staying down to try and get the game stopped is becoming an ever increasing scourge.
niko_cee
05-07-2024, 04:08 PM
Germans booting him out early doors, like the treatment Pele got in 1966. It's all lining up.
They should let it run so teams get fucked like Argentina last night.
Gray Fox
05-07-2024, 04:09 PM
I reckon he's done his knee ligaments, even if only a sprain, in that Kroos tackle. He should have been booked about 3 times already now too.
randomlegend
05-07-2024, 04:12 PM
Pedri is made of glass.
That's what happens when your club has you play 100 first team games before you turn 9 years old (this post may contain exaggeration for dramatic effect).
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 04:13 PM
Great touch by Olmo there, it looked almost certain that he wouldn't be getting to it in time.
The fuck was that tackle? :lol:
Wait a second, he is 16? Gtfo.
niko_cee
05-07-2024, 04:17 PM
Has Yamal ever scored a direct free kick as a professional?
Luke Emia
05-07-2024, 04:20 PM
Games are the wrong way round. Can guarantee that France - Portugal game is going to be eye bleedingly boring.
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 04:21 PM
Fullkrug buries that.
Get him and Wirtz on for Havertz and Same.
I like this Spain squad. I hope they win it all.
Players missing semifinals because of yellow cards is so shit. JohnArne
Magic
05-07-2024, 04:31 PM
God these fouls are annoying.
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 04:31 PM
I honestly don't mind, but it should be after 3 yellow cards.
Or maybe wipe them after the groups and 2 yellows (so one in the round of 16 and one in the quarters) gets you suspended for the semi. There should be some repercussions.
I just don't think it stops anyone from 'technical fouling' yet it handicaps teams at almost random.
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 04:37 PM
Yeah but the alternative is that yellows mean almost nothing and you have the Turks (and whoever else) getting 10 yellows per game. There needs to be a solution inbetween in my opinion.
Yellows mean what they mean in any other competition: that you can not foul anymore in that match.
I definitely see your point, I just hate seeing players miss important matches because of what sometimes feel rather inconsequential.
randomlegend
05-07-2024, 04:42 PM
Honestly think the technical fouls should be a straight red. If the rules are such that someone gets an advantage from deliberately breaking them then the punishment is insufficient.
niko_cee
05-07-2024, 04:45 PM
Good luck accurately defining a technical foul for that purpose. Was Rodri's on Musiala just there a red?
Lewis
05-07-2024, 04:53 PM
Gaizka Mendieta is a funny looking man. Something of Walter out the Muppet films about him.
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 05:06 PM
Imagine if Spain had an actual striker.
You have to finish that, come on.
Gaizka Mendieta is a funny looking man. Something of Walter out the Muppet films about him.
It's not quite Conte levels, but his hair resurgence is admirable.
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 05:10 PM
Deserved that. They've been the ones that seem to have an actual intent to attack.
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 05:11 PM
Ffs.
:cool:
That Olmo lad is shit hot. Might be my favorite current player.
Sir Andy Mahowry
05-07-2024, 05:15 PM
Fullkrug time \0/.
Giggles
05-07-2024, 05:19 PM
Is Mendieta managing them now?
Adramelch
05-07-2024, 05:24 PM
Nah they have a relative no-name that's been managing the youth teams for like the last 10 years or so.
How is Kroos still on the field. He’s been dirty in this game.
Jimmy Floyd
05-07-2024, 05:27 PM
I can't believe they haven't hooked Kroos. He's been appalling and should have had at least three bookings.
EDIT: high five.
-james-
05-07-2024, 05:29 PM
Spain are an absolute proper side.
How is Kroos still on the field. He’s been dirty in this game.
Seems to be the only thing he can offer.
Jimmy Floyd
05-07-2024, 05:31 PM
Spain are an absolute proper side.
Best in the tournament by a mile surely? Not a shred of Tournament Football to be seen.
Spain are an absolute proper side.
They better get a second or this might get out of control.
I also haven’t seen much of Morata since his Chelsea years. He hasn’t changed. He’s still shite.
Spain playing actually skilled players. Unheard of.
Except for Morata :baz:
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