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Sir Andy Mahowry
05-02-2024, 06:01 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68208157

Long Live King William.

Waffdon
05-02-2024, 06:03 PM
Another bank holiday will do

Dark Soldier
05-02-2024, 06:05 PM
:alan: yes lads

Lofty
05-02-2024, 06:36 PM
This is going to dominate the news cycle, hardly shocking given his age.

Dark Soldier
05-02-2024, 06:39 PM
Big balding Arry Windsa is flying over to see him apparently end days what date ya reckon for Bank Holiday lads and do we get a refund on the coronation waste of time that wannit

niko_cee
05-02-2024, 06:47 PM
Phrases like "a type of cancer" and the fact it as discovered in the course of him being treated for something else, and that he is already having "regular treatments" makes me think he's going to be goners in the not too distant future.

Luke Emia
05-02-2024, 06:50 PM
Big balding Arry Windsa is flying over to see him apparently end days what date ya reckon for Bank Holiday lads and do we get a refund on the coronation waste of time that wannit

Well you get the one when he dies then the bonus one for a new coronation the year after. Probably lap them up because if William gets in there won't be many others for a few years.

Dark Soldier
05-02-2024, 06:55 PM
I'll take that RIP Charles your arse.proper done you in son

Boydy
05-02-2024, 07:52 PM
Phrases like "a type of cancer" and the fact it as discovered in the course of him being treated for something else, and that he is already having "regular treatments" makes me think he's going to be goners in the not too distant future.
Well he's not gonna be languishing on an NHS waiting list, is he?

Boydy
05-02-2024, 07:55 PM
If Charlie dies and then something happens to William we'd get Harry as George's Regent. Or, if Harry refused, Andrew. :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-02-2024, 07:55 PM
Well he's not gonna be languishing on an NHS waiting list, is he?

Of course the prick is too good for the NHS.

Lewis
05-02-2024, 08:01 PM
Well yeah obviously.

Sir Andy Mahowry
05-02-2024, 08:02 PM
They'd have sorted his fat fingers.

Giggles
05-02-2024, 08:05 PM
Another high point thread for the annals of TTH.

SincereTheRebel
06-02-2024, 05:57 AM
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Lofty
06-02-2024, 09:29 AM
Big balding Arry Windsa is flying over to see him apparently end days what date ya reckon for Bank Holiday lads and do we get a refund on the coronation waste of time that wannit

The more cynical are suggesting he is coming back because it's amazing free PR rather than the reaper standing over Charlie's bed.

Jimmy Floyd
06-02-2024, 09:30 AM
TBF I think if my dad was diagnosed with cancer I would likely go and see him.

Boydy
06-02-2024, 10:20 AM
TBF I think if my dad was diagnosed with cancer I would likely go and see him.

Yeah, everyone seems to be speculating but it's just this, surely?

Giggles
06-02-2024, 10:46 AM
It's what happens in nearly all families where there's been a fall out. Quite normal.

Dark Soldier
06-02-2024, 10:57 AM
Never had Boydy pegged as a bootlicker but here we are.

phonics
06-02-2024, 11:39 AM
Galaxy brain stuff from Cotterill here

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Spikey M
06-02-2024, 01:34 PM
King George VI (Lizzies Dad) had cancer, no?

Jimmy Floyd
06-02-2024, 01:43 PM
As did Edward VIII and, probably, queen Liz. But far be it from me to fact check the former Wigan utility man.

Yevrah
06-02-2024, 01:50 PM
His tweets peg him as a weaponised moron.

niko_cee
06-02-2024, 02:46 PM
Should probably donate his brain for CTE research, but there's a flaw in the plan.

phonics
06-02-2024, 03:02 PM
I like that there's a cure cancer vaccine but then they only use that so they can give us the vaccine labelled poison.

Spikey M
06-02-2024, 03:05 PM
I wonder what it is that makes ex-footballers go this way. Is it brain-damage from heading the ball? Are they just attention starved now they're good for nothing? Or is it just an inevitable problem cause by thick people being given a platform?

Dark Soldier
06-02-2024, 03:07 PM
The majority are just thick cunts who can kick a ball well, had their arse licked by everyone for 10-15 years and then slip into insanity post retirement. Most would be wearing a muzzle in support of their XL Bully down the council estate pub if they didn't have okay kick ability.

Spikey M
06-02-2024, 06:53 PM
An open goal, is an open goal.

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hfswjyr
06-02-2024, 09:17 PM
Shouldn't we be praying that he is right? Imagine that, a cure cancer vaccine for everyone except the idiots who don't want to take it. Sounds perfect to me.