Free Harold!!!!

[Spikey M]

The man has served his time and could be the breath of fresh air that the forum needs.

Or the air he brings could be as stale as a fart and he gets banned again.

What ev's. Just give him a chance.

:eyemouth: :eyemouth: :eyemouth: :eyemouth:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Wet%27n%27Wild_Water_World_Australia_Mach_5.jpg

[-james-]

It's weird enough that any of us still come back here, but doing so after being banned fifty times? Move on mate.

[Kikó]

Planet of the apes.

[Lewis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1LcJ6N9vwo

[Baz]

Sure, never had a problem with him.

[Ben]

It's been years. Give him a chance.

Immediately banning him seems a bit childish in itself.

[Manc]

I was just having a browse through 101. Magic & Waff have really come a long way in the last five years or so.

[Don]

The white man must learn his place and navigate this new age with humility and understanding, recognising that true progress lies in acknowledging and contributing to a society where everyone finds their rightful place in the tapestry of unity and harmony. But if the white man is banned, acknowledgement is as far as his duties go.

[Yevrah]

Eubank only got six points and a seventeen hundred quid fine when he killed a man, Harold has suffered enough.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Let that be the standard then. Harold can come back if he pays £1700.

[phonics]

He can pay Mellins debt

[Luke Emia]

Give him a chance. If he proves to be the massive nonce everyone thinks he's going to be then just ban him again.

[Mike]

Bring him back on the understanding he’s a wind up and so nobody ‘bites’ and argues with him for page after page.

[Dave.]

It does seem bizarre that Harold remains banned. I say bring him back.

[Waffdon]

I was just having a browse through 101. Magic & Waff have really come a long way in the last five years or so.

They’re all from John for saying faggot a bit too much iirc

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's now sixteen years since Ital gave me eight points for saying that Turkey was a shithole (in a slightly extended, sweary format). Eight points. You could roast a kebab with the heat from eight points.

[Manc]

They’re all from John for saying faggot a bit too much iirc

Is he the dead fella?

[Dark Soldier]

Harold is one of the top three spastics this place has ever seen, but even he deserves a 17th chance.

[-james-]

You're all making a terrible mistake.

[Ben]

Why? This board is at its best when its unhinged. There's too much downtime between the needle these days.

[Spikey M]

Why? This board is at its best when its unhinged. There's too much downtime between the needle these days.

Exactly.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Keep him banned.

[SvN]

It's now sixteen years since Ital gave me eight points for saying that Turkey was a shithole (in a slightly extended, sweary format). Eight points. You could roast a kebab with the heat from eight points.

I rarely got points, but still remember getting 3 points for "Not following instructions" as a result of carrying on a conversation that Ital had said to move on from. Fucking lunacy.

[Raoul Duke]

Even from the short taste that we got in the last 24 hours, it will be absolutely fucking tedious to have his Farage-lite bilge topped off with a load of post-pandemic YouTube brain-rot about 5G, Epstein and whatever other gibberish Matt Le Tissier is on about nowadays.

There are very few places where this bollocks hasn't invaded yet, can we not keep this place somewhat free of it?

[-james-]

Even from the short taste that we got in the last 24 hours, it will be absolutely fucking tedious to have his Farage-lite bilge topped off with a load of post-pandemic YouTube brain-rot about 5G, Epstein and whatever other gibberish Matt Le Tissier is on about nowadays.

There are very few places where this bollocks hasn't invaded yet, can we not keep this place somewhat free of it?

Pretty much. He's dull as fuck and hasn't been banned nineteen times for no reason.

[Kikó]

We have enough racist posts on here with Taz and Lewis. What's Harold going to bring?

[randomlegend]

I rarely got points, but still remember getting 3 points for "Not following instructions" as a result of carrying on a conversation that Ital had said to move on from. Fucking lunacy.

He was an absolute gimp as a mod for this place. He'd have been fine on some technical forum or something.

[Boydy]

Even from the short taste that we got in the last 24 hours, it will be absolutely fucking tedious to have his Farage-lite bilge topped off with a load of post-pandemic YouTube brain-rot about 5G, Epstein and whatever other gibberish Matt Le Tissier is on about nowadays.

There are very few places where this bollocks hasn't invaded yet, can we not keep this place somewhat free of it?

Aye, this. Of course he was going on about "face nappies" and vaccines supposedly being useless. You can predict everything he's going to believe about pretty much everything. And while we can probably say the same for all the rest of us, we don't all derail every thread by arguing on for pages and pages about shite.

[Lofty]

He's definitely joined Reform UK.

[Luke Emia]

Aye, this. Of course he was going on about "face nappies" and vaccines supposedly being useless. You can predict everything he's going to believe about pretty much everything. And while we can probably say the same for all the rest of us, we don't all derail every thread by arguing on for pages and pages about shite.

But that’s the point give him the opportunity and then when he fucks it just ban him

[phonics]

I didn't do anything. Last time I interacted with Harold was when he joined the TTH discord and then just PM'd me the n-word every 30 seconds for an hour so he's clearly very entertaining.

[Alex]

You're all making a terrible mistake.

Correct.

I recall the cycle of him being banned and reinstated was never ending back in the day, like we would all almost collectively forget how annoying he was until he returned and ruined the place with his tedium. It would just be everywhere.

Although we were all much younger then I suppose, I would feel the need to rise to it and take the bait. I would probably be more comfortable just ignoring him now. But I still would rather not have to.

[Bam]

Is he still hanging around in Teh Fuge?

Bring him back

[Disco]

Fuck that boring cunt.

[Shindig]

If he's still acting like a dickhead in his 40's (50's?) he needs offing.

[Kikó]

There's a live debate on the admin discord forum about this. Expect a decision within the coming month.

[Giggles]

Another +1 for the return of Harold.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's a live debate on the admin discord forum about this. Expect a decision within the coming month.

Three months will be fine, no need to rush.

[Spikey M]

Why are we treating this like the Brexit Referendum? If he's a dick, you just ban him again, there's nothing to lose from giving him a chance.


I didn't do anything.

Kiko? Have you got some 'splaining to do? Are we going full TTH The Traitors here?

[Giggles]

It's now sixteen years since Ital gave me eight points for saying that Turkey was a shithole (in a slightly extended, sweary format). Eight points. You could roast a kebab with the heat from eight points.

He handed out some amount of points over the years for It/Eyetie. He did think he was Italian though.

[Ian]

For those of you who get rock-hard for bigots you know there's a whole internet that can slake your thirst, yeah?

[Boydy]

Why are we treating this like the Brexit Referendum? If he's a dick, you just ban him again, there's nothing to lose from giving him a chance.



Kiko? Have you got some 'splaining to do? Are we going full TTH The Traitors here?

He'll wreck everything again before eventually getting banned. And then when he's had a taste of it, he'll be trying to come back again all the time.

He should move on and we should move on. It's best for everyone.

[Kikó]

Three months will be fine, no need to rush.

We will move as fast as the European Parliament. Expect a decision in 2028.

[Dquincy]

Why are there even mods for this place these days. We're all grown ups, it doesn't need ruling over like nazi Germany.

The mod/s who will not allow Harrold back should be identified.

[Manc]

The board needs new blood. It's basically just Niko talking to himself at this point.

[randomlegend]

Why are there even mods for this place these days.

To make sure Magic doesn't post snuff porn.

[Pepe]

Who the fuck banned him? Tragic behaviour.

[Don]

I didn't feel too strongly before but if it was Kiko doing the banning and he's firing such maggot shots at me in this very thread, rest assured, I'll write '+ Harold' in smaller font on my 'Free Palestine' placard.

One, two, three, four,
Lengthy scientific papers no more
Five, six, seven, eight,
Thank fuck for that cause you're a dirty fucking melt.

[randomlegend]

How bad is your speech impediment that "eight" rhymes with "melt"?

[Spikey M]

Eight doesn't rhyme with Sheperd's Pie, so he's done well lacking any obvious alternative.

[Don]

I thought the deviation away from the rhyming structure was clear but I can see the confusion given the arses are red raw from the magnitude of e-defeats they've been handed by the author that they'll cling to any old angle.

[niko_cee]

I don't eat gammon it's jamon, my dear,
Sardinas not shepherd's pie,
You won't hear it in my accent when I talk,
I'm an Englishman Portugueser German Italian European on a long walk.

[7om]

Why has the topic of Harold suddenly come up?

[phonics]

There once was a poster called Taz
An unearned confidence he has
He called himself a Don
Name acknowledged by None
So bland we'd rather hang out with Baz

[Pepe]

Why has the topic of Harold suddenly come up?


Because he came back yesterday and someone has decided to ban him.

[Kikó]

Disgusting that he's been banned.

[SvN]

Who the fuck banned him? Tragic behaviour.

Looks like Pepe is pointing to Magic here as the culprit - is this a slip up? Or an intentional red herring?

[Giggles]

Kiko is doing that thing he does so you know well it was him.

[Ian]

:sherlock:

[Spikey M]

BigModmin are all in it together.

[Kikó]

Kiko is doing that thing he does so you know well it was him.

Typical wolf behavior.

[Dquincy]

Typical wolf behavior.

Are you willing to share your worries about Harold rejoining the board? Perhaps we can allay your fears.

[Luke Emia]

Can’t you just let him back so we can find out his feelings about Joey Barton?

[Don]

Barton's tweeting recently has been top drawer. He's got the whole world on strings. He'll absolutely not be able to cope with the weight so I look forward to seeing how it breakds down but just look at the one at Ed Balls ffs :D

[niko_cee]

:D

Despite really not getting on with twitter I was having a peruse through his whatever this morning.

It's quite scary that he has 2.8m followers. They can't all just be along for the lolz.

[7om]

Christ sake, we’re in 2024 and people are actually being banned off here? Get a fucking grip, whoever banned him.

[Yevrah]

Hilarious that whoever did it won't admit it either, such weasel behaviour.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was 100% Keeks.

I love the decision he's made. Fuck Harold.

[niko_cee]

Still our newest member apparently, the front page says welcome!

I have no idea who are the admins here anyway. I assumed it was just Phonics and SVN due to whatever vagueries of the IT universe led them to being tasked with the job in the first place.

[-james-]

Who was it back in the day? WWW, Ronan, DM, Ital and Fry? RIP in pieces.

[Kikó]

I've been sent shocking images of how Harold is being singled out by an unjust and tyrannical system.

https://i.imgur.com/z4biepi.png

[Yevrah]

Interesting approach to admitting whether it was you or not.

[Ian]

Top TTH work this, trying hard to make this thread even more tedious than the man himself.

[Giggles]

What happened here then? He just remaining banned?

[Ben]

Kiko’s decision is always final.

[randomlegend]

Who gives a shit.

[Pepe]

Let's ban RL too, since no one should give a shit.

[Boydy]

I'd give a shit. RL actually contributes worthwhile stuff to the board.

[Kikó]

RL will be banned once his injury is healed and he can return to work.

[Spikey M]

Boydy's right, it should be Mahow next.

[Pepe]

Nothing 'worthwhile' occurs on this board.

[randomlegend]

RL will be banned once his injury is healed and he can return to work.

I'm already back at work.

[Ben]

Man of the people.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Boydy's right, it should be Mahow next.

Did I not give enough when I was involved with the camwhore?

[Manc]

Lose a few more pounds and you'll be a camwhore in your own right.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a story that would be, Netflix would lap it up.

[Dquincy]

Wish Harold was back. Harry, if you're reading this just come back under an alias.