What would you buy Lofty for Christmas?

[Offshore Toon]

He's already got every sex toy under the sun, but what would the good people of TTH buy the board's heaviest pervert?

[Mike]

Sex toy cleaner.
A nice scarf.

[Lofty]

Heaviest pervert sounds quite threatening.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'd buy him one of those fancy hand-operated cheese graters. What he uses it for is up to him.

[Boydy]

A day pass to Alton Towers.

Maybe a meal at a dodgy curry place the night before too.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

One of those novelty rude chef aprons.

[Shindig]

A free trip to Alton Towers.

[Baz]

A Pokemon card car air freshener.

[Dark Soldier]

Lofty while you're here mate, Merry Christmas and that, but what is your review of this? Its very tempting but if a man is to treat himself I need to know if it can take an absolute hefty pounding

https://m.bestvibe.co.uk/bestvibe-realistic-vibrating-butt-with-dual-channel-55-lb.html?spm=m.c_48.g0

It seems to be primarily wipe clean, simple process. Is it lifelike or Is it like sticking your dick in a transformer? Thanks in advance.

[Lofty]

Mine's the top review on that site.

[Dark Soldier]

Thanks mate you always pull through