Dispatches: Someone's about to get fucked up

[Spikey M]

There's a MYSTERY Dispatches on tonight promising to end someone's career.

The smart money is on Russell Brand, which would be nice, because I've hated that cunt for decades at this point and:

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Lol

However, there are other theories out there:

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Wootton and Walliams can both go on the fire as far as I'm concerned. Fielding seems unlikely.

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Discuss.

[randomlegend]

There's a radiographer where I work who negotiated having school holidays off because she had small children when she joined the trust. 30 years later and they've not managed to write it out of her contract.

[Giggles]

Career ruined for that? Am I missing something or are they really short of stuff to put on telly?

[Waffdon]

:lol:

[Spikey M]

Giggles lad.

[Giggles]

I take it that means I'm missing something.

[Spikey M]

I don't think the Lorraine suggestion is entirely serious.

[Giggles]

It's channel 4, I wasn't taking anything to chance.

[wullie]

It'd be great if it's a special about illegal building regulations and Russell Brand's just dropped himself in it for no reason

[Yevrah]

Russell Brand's move from jovial shagger to political idiot to dangerous conspiracy fueller should probably mean I'd choose him for it to be if I could.

[Yevrah]

And that Twitter defence sums up perfectly why. Your Youtube channel gets millions of views mate and has countless staff working on it, please don't pretend you're not mainstream. But there he is doing so as his millions of cult like members lap it up.

[Spikey M]

His entire career has just been; talking far too quickly, using big words his audience doesn't really understand and slipping in the odd funny voice. He was Stewart Lee for people too thick to understand Stewart Lee.

That was irritating enough when he was just a coke fueled twat, balls deep in Katy Perry, but it's downright sinister when he's using his charisma to con fucktards into believing his weird quasicommunism cult shit and I would not be at all surprised if he had been taking full advantage of any women/girls buying his shit.

[Lewis]

I can't picture Russell Brand being a proper sex case. I could see him being a pest, and probably a bit of a weirdo boyfriend in the way that comedians are liable to be because there is a disproportionate amount of insecure freaks in the ranks; but did he ever have any sort of influence and/or platform to abuse to make any of it particularly serious? David Walliams on the other hand has got shithouse written all over him.

[Spikey M]

I can see it, but yes, Walliams comes across as an absolute Nonce King.

Also; let's not forget that being "a bit of a weirdo boyfriend" is sufficient for the likes of Channel 4 to have a go.

[Shindig]

I can see Russell Brand being nonce o' clock now his audience is permanently-online conspiratards. All it takes is for him to request nudes from a fan that turns out to be 14.

[wullie]

Times story without paywall https://archive.ph/VPTyi

[Lewis]

On the other hand...

[Alex]

My main takeaway from the article (which is very damning in general) is that there exists in this world a women who saw fit to not only allow her 16 year old daughter to date a 30 year old Russell Brand but dropped her off at his fucking house.


When he invited her over on his 31st birthday, Alice’s mother insisted on driving her, to emphasise to him that this was a girl with loving parents.

I'm sure they are "loving parents" in their own way but giving her school age daughter a lift to the 31st birthday invitation of a publicly known debaucher and sex addict wasn't her fucking finest hour, was it? I'm sure she had a pretty concrete idea that he wasn't inviting her round for a slice of birthday cake and a game of pass the parcel.

[Spikey M]

Shades of the parents that let their kids go sleep over at Michael Jacksons house. And the mothers that let Ian Watkins rape their babies. There are some absolutely FUCKED in the head parents out there.

There is no way they didn't know what was going on.

[Don]

Gammon parenting 101:

Brand asked her to dinner and she later told her mother, who made Alice text Brand to tell him her age, assuming it would put him off. It didn’t. Alice’s mother was very upset but did not feel she could control who her daughter met.

When he invited her over on his 31st birthday, Alice’s mother insisted on driving her, to emphasise to him that this was a girl with loving parents. When Alice’s mother went to meet Brand on the doorstep, Alice says that he blocked the door and “leant down and kissed my mother on the mouth”. She says that afterwards her mother was “very, very upset” at Brand’s behaviour and pleaded with Alice to come home with her, but Alice chose to stay.

“My mum still feels like she failed me in some way in allowing this to happen, but she had no recourse at all,”

I'll dissect the other whores' bs later.

[Shindig]

"A famous man will always have good intentions. And if they don't, they will give us money to keep quiet." Some parents see that as a win-win.

[Baz]

TV guide literally says ‘Russell Brand: In Plain Sight, investigating his treatment of women.” So where the mystery?

[niko_cee]

My main takeaway from the article (which is very damning in general) is that there exists in this world a women who saw fit to not only allow her 16 year old daughter to date a 30 year old Russell Brand but dropped her off at his fucking house.



I'm sure they are "loving parents" in their own way but giving her school age daughter a lift to the 31st birthday invitation of a publicly known debaucher and sex addict wasn't her fucking finest hour, was it? I'm sure she had a pretty concrete idea that he wasn't inviting her round for a slice of birthday cake and a game of pass the parcel.

:D

Mate, it was 'the system' enabling him ["the industries that enabled him"], stop victim shaming these poor women!

Sounds like he was fishing for Alice's mum as some sort of double deal.

Never has there ever been a more obvious wrong'un and more fool anyone who got involved with and 'abused' by him.

[Yevrah]

TV guide literally says ‘Russell Brand: In Plain Sight, investigating his treatment of women.” So where the mystery?

It didn't earlier today.

[Boydy]

Maybe Noel Fielding too?

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Hope they get Walliams as well. He'll be revealed as our generation's Jimmy Savile one day.

[Manc]

I don't quite understand what we're doing here. Surely non of this is a suprise to anyone.

[Boydy]

Also, this is definitely what's been happening with his youtube conspiracy theory-ish nonsense:

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[Yevrah]

Isn't the age of consent 16 as well? I mean, it's not a great look for anyone concerned but we can't be having witch hunts over legal (if albeit questionable) activities.

[Dark Soldier]

Isn't the age of consent 16 as well? I mean, it's not a great look for anyone concerned but we can't be having witch hunts over legal (if albeit questionable) activities.

Well yes but there's talk he essentially forced her into sex, alongside multiple rapes. So its not just he chatted up a 16yo. Its just what this place is focusing on for some weird reason.

[Yevrah]

Well yes but there's talk he essentially forced her into sex, alongside multiple rapes. So its not just he chatted up a 16yo. Its just what this place is focusing on for some weird reason.

I was referring to the Noel Fielding/Peaches Geldof thing rather than Brand, if he's committed rape then yeah, good luck with Barry on b-wing.

I assume this place focuses on the huge age gaps because a lot of us have kids now.

[Dark Soldier]

Or a lot wanna fuck 16yos. Either/or.

[niko_cee]

Noel Fielding used to hang around Camden [clearly confirmed as the worst place in the world] a lot at the time and was a prick [anecdotally] as well but he never seemed to be a Brand level dickhead. It's interesting to see people now revising their views of Brand, as he was very clearly always a dreadful person [and wasn't even trying to conceal the fact]. Maybe I was just jealous of his inexplicable 'power over women' [as an aside his existence in many ways justifies the whole Andrew Tate/pick-up artist phenomenon].

[niko_cee]

He was Stewart Lee for people too thick to understand Stewart Lee.


I feel this is a slightly odd take, although the great man was always very scathing about 'the Russell comedians'.

[Spikey M]

I feel this is a slightly odd take, although the great man was always very scathing about 'the Russell comedians'.

I don't mean that he's like Stewart Lee. They're obviously very different people with very different styles.

However, they both go out of their way to come across as intelligent, they're both very political and fans of both think they are intelligent by association.

It's just that Brand is The Express, Lee is The Guardian.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Who is the Sunday Sport?

[Spikey M]

Who is the Sunday Sport?

Peter Crouch.

[niko_cee]

I'm not familiar with modern day big brain Brand, but he seems more like Charlie Manson to me.

Also, can we condemn the idea of 'sex addiction' as a real thing (and not a means to justify unconscionable behaviour) to the bin of history.

In many ways rapey Benny Hill did remarkably well for himself, and seems to have insulated himself against the fallout (to the extent that he can) by becoming some latter day David Koresh type figure. I would imagine all the anti covid nutjobs will be out in support of him in no time at all.

[Don]

The era of the fuckboy is well and truly over, and these poor hedonists are going to fall in great numbers. It's surprising that it wasn't the dawn of technology but rather some feminism bullshit that seemingly did it but probably shows how thick these whores are.

Welcome our new overlords:

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[randomlegend]

With the utmost sincerity, you really are an odious little wretch.

[Don]

Geezer, run that big butt into the football threads.

[Shindig]

Once of his earliest controversies came in 2001, when he was dismissed from his job as an MTV presenter for turning up to work dressed as Osama Bin Laden on 12 September - the day after the terror attacks on New York's twin towers.

I missed that one. What a weapons-grade retard.

[Danny]

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:d

[Kikó]

Must be the first time I've watched dispatches in ages. He's clearly a guy who isn't used to women rejecting him.

Great piece of journalism last night.

[Bernanke]

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:cool: yet another win for Donald.

[Lofty]

He was Stewart Lee for people too thick to understand Stewart Lee.


Eskimo face from the noughties.

[Don]

“And, it may sound cynical, but I do think that he was building himself an audience for years of people that would then have great distrust of any publication that came forward with allegations. He knew it was coming for a long time."

Oh my dear sweet retired Lolita :happycry:

[Lewis]

Doesn't the logic of these arguments suggest that everyone was happy to sit on this 'open secret' provided that he was useful to the other side?

[Spikey M]

Having watched it, the story here is "bloke that was very open about being a complete scumbag... actually IS a complete scumbag". All that changed is that he stopped making them money... until now.

[phonics]

I liked how there's an edit in the middle of the sentence about how transparent he's being about the process.

[Yevrah]

Having watched it, the story here is "bloke that was very open about being a complete scumbag... actually IS a complete scumbag". All that changed is that he stopped making them money... until now.

And social standards I think too, which is a point often missed in these things. The way the documentary pitched it was that absolutely everything (and I mean that literally) he was doing 20 years ago that would be deemed unacceptable now, was also unacceptable then, which simply wasn't the case.

[Spikey M]

And social standards I think too, which is a point often missed in these things. The way the documentary pitched it was that absolutely everything (and I mean that literally) he was doing 20 years ago that would be deemed unacceptable now, was also unacceptable then, which simply wasn't the case.

There was a bit of that, as evidenced by Ian reminding us of the countdown to 18th birthday of Charlotte Church. :sick:

[randomlegend]

Having watched it, the story here is "bloke that was very open about being a complete scumbag... actually IS a complete scumbag". All that changed is that he stopped making them money... until now.

I guess they would claim they believed the stuff he said openly was just him being a Taz-style edgelord as part of his comedy personality rather than him basically admitting to being an actual raper.

[Spikey M]

I guess they would claim they believed the stuff he said openly was just him being a Taz-style edgelord as part of his comedy personality rather than him basically admitting to being an actual raper.

They sure do, and they're lying.

[Yevrah]

Irrespective of that RL, I think it's clear as day now that in these circles absolutely everyone is turning a blind eye to horrific behaviour as long as it suits them to do so, which in my book, makes them all pretty much cunts.

You couldn't make it up that there's an expectation we listen to what they say on social and political matters.

EDIT: Lofty. :cab:

[randomlegend]

They sure do, and they're lying.

Yes I would agree.

Fortunately for us Taz lacks the physical attributes to overpower even a small child so we are safe from being similarly caught out.

[Don]

Don't force it brother, that's what got Russell into this mess.

[Lofty]

There was a bit of that, as evidenced by Ian reminding us of the countdown to 18th birthday of Charlotte Church. :sick:

Wasn't it her 16th birthday? Like Sam Fox's 16 year old tits in on page 3? It was even worse for Lindsey Dawn McKenzie apparently, they had her in a school uniform stripping every day until the day of her 16th birthday she had her tits out. Were the tabloids paying geezers to actively scout schools for top heavy children back then?

[Shindig]

Alice alleges that Brand once forced his penis down her throat, making her choke, and that after trying to push him off he only stopped after she hit him in the stomach.

Bite his cock, kiddo.

[niko_cee]

Hasn't she seen The Shawshank Redemption?

The best bit of the Dispatches was the Brand/Savile interaction. Jesus wept.

[Spikey M]

Wasn't it her 16th birthday? Like Sam Fox's 16 year old tits in on page 3? It was even worse for Lindsey Dawn McKenzie apparently, they had her in a school uniform stripping every day until the day of her 16th birthday she had her tits out. Were the tabloids paying geezers to actively scout schools for top heavy children back then?

You know what, I typed 16, thought "nah, surely not" and went for 18. I'm not a fan of judging the past by the morality of today, but this really is fucking grim.

[niko_cee]

And from such a fine upstanding publication, really makes you think.

[Lofty]

Bite his cock, kiddo.
Supposedly you can't bite past a certain level of insertion :uhoh:

[Spikey M]

I think that has more to do with you beheading them first lad.

[Ian]

You know what, I typed 16, thought "nah, surely not" and went for 18. I'm not a fan of judging the past by the morality of today, but this really is fucking grim.

"Phwoar, that child there, she'll be technically legal next week. I can't wait!"

:sick:

[Jimmy Floyd]

The countdown clock in the paper is a common myth, propagated by Church herself at the Leveson enquiry, for some reason. It was actually a random website in a much leerier form of 'how long since Spurs won a trophy' and its ilk.

I'm fact checking on behalf of paedos and the red top industry. A true superhero.

[Lofty]

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[Shindig]

Chris Morris has impeccable comic timing.

[Yevrah]

Panorama special inserted into the schedules next week for an hour. Any ideas?

[Boydy]

Walliams, hopefully.

[Ben]

Probably Russell Brand, after doing their due diligence.

[wullie]

I'm going Dan Wooton seeing as he's suddenly being suspended for chuckling along with a twat, which is surely an hourly occurrence on GB News

[Spikey M]

Yeah, I was going to say Wootton.

[Yevrah]

No chance, who would care? He's a complete no mark.

[Kikó]

It's walliams.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66924967

David Walliams has filed a High Court case against the production company that makes ITV's Britain's Got Talent.

The action against FremantleMedia is listed as dealing with data protection. No other details have been given.

:harold:

[Ben]

I hope it's him.

[Spikey M]

Me too. Sometimes these people are just such obvious wrong'uns that it's genuinely mystifying how it takes so long to out them.

That was the case with Savile, as it with Russell Brand, Andrew Tate, Dan Wootton and now this cunt.

Get them all outed.

[Spikey M]

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[Don]

If they start cancelling gays this is gonna be mad, those mans move mad when it comes to sexual relationships.

[Spikey M]

Well, it turns out tonight's MYSTERY Panorama is about this:

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Which I'm sure is news to nobody. Rapey old cunts is the only thing that doesn't change in the Fashion world.

[Lewis]

If they start cancelling gays this is gonna be mad, those mans move mad when it comes to sexual relationships.

They will just cancel the cancelling, like when monkey pox dropped out of the news once it started showing up in dogs.

[Dark Soldier]

We gonna have gay dogs now ffs, fucking Rottweilers with a high pitch squeal of a bark.

[Baz]

I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch.