When will Daniel Khalife be found?

[-james-]

I'm seriously impressed at how he's lasted this long.

I'm not sure I see any possibilities aside from a) he's round someone's gaff b) he's left the country

How long has he got?

[Kikó]

Pretty early to post this.
Does he have you hostage?

[-james-]

̶W̶e̶'̶r̶e̶ I'm in Greece.

[Spikey M]

https://youtu.be/8BNL_MHyjs8?si=hg0XGDxjE25uZSWF

[Ben]

£20k reward is pretty small time for someone who has supposedly leaked secrets to Iran. There's a £20k reward out for grassing whoever is nicking Openreach fibre optic cable in Thamesmead.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Presumably the Iranian secret service have assisted him in leaving. If not, he'll be found within days.

[Lofty]

He's supposedly been sighted twice in 24 hours now, unless it's that geezer who looks like him again.

[Shindig]

He's in Jimmy's attic doing the ironing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I give him until Wednesday.

It's not easy to hide a head that big.

[Waffdon]

4.5 miles in 4 days is some going.

[Don]

The Iran links sound like such bullshit. It's surprising to see a young kid with half a brain and top of military physical standards evade capture cause there's that TV show where a bunch of obese gammons struggle to avoid Greggs and stay hidden so you'd have better expectations of the world class police and intelligence services that manage to catch 5% of burglars.

[Offshore Toon]

I haven't been following but he looks like a good kid so I hope he makes it.

[Spikey M]

The Iran links sound like such bullshit. It's surprising to see a young kid with half a brain and top of military physical standards evade capture cause there's that TV show where a bunch of obese gammons struggle to avoid Greggs and stay hidden so you'd have better expectations of the world class police and intelligence services that manage to catch 5% of burglars.

We don't have Police in this country. We have a Mental Health Support Service with handcuffs.

[Waffdon]

He’s been found. What a shite effort, lad.

[Spikey M]

Big ups to the Mental Health Support Service.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ffs what a let-down.

[Lofty]

He's supposedly been sighted twice in 24 hours now, unless it's that geezer who looks like him again.

Well well well.

[Baz]

https://www.rllmukforum.com/uploads/monthly_2023_09/IMG_1196.jpeg.bcdc26dc606c29b3ea14efe051c08e02.jpe g

Absolute shambles.

[Shindig]

Jesus is such a narc. Also, how much of that distance was under the van? :D

[Kikó]

Worst taskmaster ever.