AMA about Ireland

[Offshore Toon]

As my new life in Ireland is coming to an end, I've got a three hour coach and need something to do so ask me anything about Ireland!!!!

[Baz]

What are the top 3 alcoholic beverages you’ve had in Ireland?

Did you smell any Irish fanny?

Have you adopted an Irish football team?

Does Salt Bae have an Irish (Limerick) accent or is Blindboy editing the clips he posts?

Have you added anyone you’ve met in Ireland on any of your social media? If so, tell us the story.

At any point did you reach out to Giggles for a meet?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Did you see a leprechaun?

[randomlegend]

Top or bottom?

[Offshore Toon]

What are the top 3 alcoholic beverages you’ve had in Ireland?

Guinness and Murphys were the only local ones I tried. The Guinness was top notch and while it did taste better, I think it's mostly because they actually pour it properly. Other than that I think I just had Birra Moretti.

Did you smell any Irish fanny?

Tried it on with some Irish milf last night but she was with her dad and she chose him over me.

Have you adopted an Irish football team?

I'll always support Kerry in the gaelic football but any time I spoke to someone about football football it was PL.

Does Salt Bae have an Irish (Limerick) accent or is Blindboy editing the clips he posts?

No idea at all but my accent came a long way.

Have you added anyone you’ve met in Ireland on any of your social media? If so, tell us the story.

I keep off socials but I got steaming with Barry from Abu Dhabi last night. My mate couldn't come out as something came up so I just went out by myself and got chatting. He was a good lad and I have no idea how the night ended. The last thing I remember is some guy warning me not to bring up politics in Ireland, which I ignored, but Barry didn't care anyway. He was convinced that the English aren't despised there, which is rubbish, but on everything else I got proper answers from him.

At any point did you reach out to Giggles for a meet?

There's a million Giggleses in Ireland.

Did you see a leprechaun?

I swerved leprechaun questions but I did ask about fairies. It's mental, but they do believe in that stuff and apparently a politician actually brought them up in Parliament once.

Top or bottom?

About as bottom as it gets. I'm not sure I've been anywhere as rural as Kenmare and the lack of public transport and even police/garda was a shock, but I liked it. Shit just gets sorted how it should with no police about.

[Shindig]

Google Maps makes Kenmare look like a nice, quaint place.

[Offshore Toon]

It's a great little place. It's mad how quickly you start to feel at home in such a small town where you're constantly bumping into people.

[Lewis]

What were you doing in Ireland?

[randomlegend]

Did you get a chance to watch Spaghetti O'Sullivan play live?

[Offshore Toon]

A mate moved there and then my best mate's wife has family there too and he was over at the same time I was there. I'm off for three weeks so just skirting about Europe. I'll be in Spain on Tuesday so there's plenty more AMAs to come.

I didn't see him play but the admiration they have for Spaghetti is like nothing else. Its like if Michael Jordan and Lionel Messi birthed a tiny ginger genius.