June football: Nothing to see here

[Ian]

Look, does anybody really WANT to see City complete a treble given it will have all the charm and underdog feel-good factor of the son of a billionaire buying his first Lambo? Exactly. So why don't we just take the month off?

Or at the very least just pretend Fiorentina vs. West Ham is the only game of note happening this month. I think we'd all be much happier that way.

Also I see Messi's departure from PSG is confirmed. Hope he fucks off to Saudi, the money-grubbing twat.

For Spikey:
In the absence of any real analysis of the very high chance that Southend are due a Hollywood takeover, have a picture of Ron Martin's hair seamlessly transplanted onto the Rock's head.

https://i.ibb.co/VSvJMsL/image.png

[Kikó]

I've won tickets to watch the live screening of the biggest game in town in the stadium on Saturday. Eintracht Frankfurt play Leipzig in the FA Cup final at 8pm and they're live screening it in the stadium.

[Gray Fox]

It appears Andrea Radrizzani, Leeds and about to be Sampdoria owner, has used Elland Road as collateral in the loan agreement to buy Sampdoria.

Feels like they had their time with the Bielsa rollercoaster and now fully back to the old days.

[niko_cee]

I quite enjoyed the Rangers European final last year as I managed to locate a local Rangers pub (replete with all the sectarian songs :face:) although because all pubs in Guernsey run on IPTv/wozbox type things the penalties were a bit of an anticlimax. Hoping to find the local ICF chapter for West Ham's game next week, but less confident.

Obviously there is no other football this month

[Foe]

There’s a phenomenally important game tonight and on Sunday.

Mon the staggies.

[Foe]

Not looking good.

[Danny]

Roy Keane was on tremendous form on those overlap videos for the final.

[Kikó]

Been watching the u17 final between France and Germany and it's pretty poor. The only highlight is the Germany managers career (https://www.transfermarkt.com/christian-wuck/profil/trainer/4275) and his slight resemblance to Mourinho in pictures.

[Spikey M]

https://i.ibb.co/VSvJMsL/image.png

Get Lofty's face 'shoped over Dwaynes and you've bagged yourself an Avatar slot.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bordeaux needed a win to have any chance of promotion back to Ligue 1.

They were playing Rodez and in the 2rd minute Rodez scored a goal. A Bordeaux fan then ran onto the pitch and pushed the goalscorer:

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Goalscorer and his pal took a lovely dive but it seems he smacked his head on the ground quite hard and had to be stretchered off with a concussion. Red ended up calling the game off after a 15/20 minute suspension.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I love that all the comments are about the player 'diving'. A sport that needs a couple of years off to calm down.

[Waffdon]

The fuck has he got a concussion from that

[Max Power]

Pep rocking up to the cup final in a hoodie. We used to be a proper country.

[Spikey M]

15 seconds Lolol

[Ian]

Well at least it's done nice and early.

[randomlegend]

Not much you can do about a goal like that but this is going to end about 6-0 if City want it.

[Gray Fox]

They're going to win everything for about 5 years.

[randomlegend]

That should probably be a red for Casemiro to be honest.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

STONEWALL pen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jenas claiming it's not a pen :harold:

[Lewis]

This referee is so bald.

[Spikey M]

It's a penalty but it shouldn't be. The current rules are pathetic.

[randomlegend]

If that were given against us I'd be fuming but I guess it's a correct call by the current rules.

[Lewis]

Ole Gunnar Binman looking down from VAR heaven.

[Lewis]

That should probably be a red for Casemiro to be honest.

They definitely let it go for the sake of The Occasion. I hope this is a right robbery.

[Spikey M]

Seen them given. There may indeed be a Robbery in the offing.

[Spikey M]

Yellow card for that :D

[randomlegend]

That's not even a foul.

[Lewis]

I would have taken this coming into it. Come on the rob job.

[Adramelch]

Talks of robbery and all, but City haven't been all that either in fairness. Just passing it sideways all the time in true Guardiola style.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:(

They're doing the treble.

[Lofty]

Lol at that.

[Lewis]

Dave Gayer wants putting down never mind selling.

[Manc]

Far too many nothing players in this United side. Eriksen & Sancho are pointless.

[John Arne]

Sancho is pish.

[Adramelch]

United have played ok given the gulf in class if I'm honest.

[randomlegend]

That blatantly wrong handball call against Casemiro just as we had some momentum is infuriating.

[Ian]

Fear not lads, here comes Wout.

[Manc]

You can see Inter doing a job on Grealish.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Really thought that was the equaliser.

[randomlegend]

Miserable that City are going to win the treble but we played pretty well today.

[Lewis]

Paul Robinson limps more convincingly than Rashford.

[Spikey M]

Don't worry lads, it doesn't mean anything when this lot win. Bring on the FFP ruling.

[Don]

To think they were only 2 more non-penalty goals away from doing a cup double. Ten Haag is a serious man.

[randomlegend]

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Robbed.

[Manc]

I'm not sure how much longer I can stomach this lot.

[randomlegend]

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:happycry:

[Don]

https://twitter.com/E_Donohue97/status/1665008428190760965

Check reply for update.

[Spikey M]

:happycry:

I wonder what they've charged him with. What a fanny.

[Shindig]

"This constitutes as hate speech."

[randomlegend]

He'll get away with it by claiming it refers to Liverpool's 97 point second-place season I would imagine.

[Spikey M]

I think you're overestimating the brain power available there.

[niko_cee]

It's a bit of a joke that you can be arrested for that.

Better for natural justice to take its course for such banterlad behaviour.

[John Arne]

What in earth would the charge be, "upsetting some scousers"?
The guy is clearly a twat but there no way you should be arrested. Just let some scallies give him a kicking.

Edit: yeah, what Niko said.

[niko_cee]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-65804154

Looks like we might be getting a test of the RL defence. All a bit ridiculous really, but I guess this is where everything being a hate crime gets you. Were there likely to be any Liverpool fans or relatives of the victims in attendance to see the shirt? It's obviously in poor taste, but unlawful?

[Gray Fox]

Big Ange from Celtic to Spurs. About the 50th name on their list, but he's coming in.

[Spikey M]

They may actually start playing some interesting football again then. It's about time after years of Mourinho/Conte-ball.

Or, possibly more likely, Kane leaves and isn't replaced, they start the season with Dier and Sanchez at the back and relegation is secured by Christmas.

[Don]

Celtic's success this season seems to be more as a result of a ridiculous abundance of talent rather than revolutionary tactics and I swear our resident Aussie was lolling at Ange's appointment last summer. With Potter and others about and Kane possibly out, this may be the end of Spurs as a top half side.

[Spikey M]

Possibly, but he plays attacking football, which is clearly Spurs' strongest attribute. The question is how suicidal that is with this defence and whether Levy will finally sort that defence out this summer.

[niko_cee]

I'm sure Queenslander was a fan of his, or at least one/some of the aussies were. I never liked him, back from his Brisbane roar days, so will relish the idea of him failing hard at Spurs. Can a fleet of J-league xG hustlers replace Harry Kane? Another interesting thought experiment to sit alongside the one going on in West London.

[-james-]

Ange is a don.

[Baz]

I feel like he’s played his hand already by signing the players only he knew about cos they’re not on FM, and they have bossed Scotland, which isn’t exactly hard. He’d get found out in the Premier League.

[Don]

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:drool:

[Shindig]

How many United reserves are in that lot these days?

[Danny]

Dont think we have sent anyone out there for a long time.

[Adramelch]

To add to that, Union Saint Giloise were winning their game (and the league) until the 89th minute and proceeded to actually lose 1-3 and finish third.

So basically in the space of 5 minutes 3 different teams were winning the league.

[SincereTheRebel]

You can finally add Juan Mata to that illustrious list of players that have won every major trophy at club and international level. He won his missing league title with Galatasary.

[niko_cee]

Sounds like things went badly wrong for Tony Bloom's mob in Belgium.

[niko_cee]

Also, someone's going to have to talk me through Belgian football's league structure. How are there 3 divisions? How have Antwerp ended up with 47 points from 40 games having won 25? How have Genk and Gillois ended up with 1 less point despite having ostensibly identical records? And how are Genk not seething their tits off as they also have a better goal difference, shouldn't they have won the league?

WTF is this? (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/belgian-pro-league/table)

[Giggles]

Championship Playoff

The point system in the championship playoff is the same as during the regular season, except that each team starts with half of the points they won in the regular season, rounded up to the nearest integer. The points gained by rounding are deducted in the case of a tie.

It's lost me there.

[Gray Fox]

One the league splits after 30 games, points you already have are halved, rounded up to the nearest whole number.

The top 4 are the championship group, then I believe it's the Europa League/conference group of 4, then the rest are the relegation group.

What's likely happened is some teams did slightly worse in the championship group than earlier, now with halved points, you get identical records but differing points.

[Giggles]

They hardly have 4 CL places though, so are you better not making the top 4 group so you can get a Europa place in the lesser 4?

[Gray Fox]

1st gets into the CL groups, 2nd into the 3rd CL qualifying round. 3rd and 4th get Conference league qualifying rounds.

1st in the secondary group does get you Europa League qualifying, but you cant win the title if you're in that group, even if you get more points there than the eventual champions.

[Yevrah]

They hardly have 4 CL places though, so are you better not making the top 4 group so you can get a Europa place in the lesser 4?

You are and it’s absolutely mental.

[Mazuuurk]

Zlatans retired

[niko_cee]

You can finally add Juan Mata to that illustrious list of players that have won every major trophy at club and international level. He won his missing league title with Galatasary.

The main takeaway from this event is that Souness was back there with that massive flag again.

:cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ange is official to Spurs.

[Giggles]

That's going to be some shit show :D

[Waffdon]

Burnley back in pre season already. They do realise their season doesn’t start for another 10 weeks?

[Jimmy Floyd]

And the coaches whine about fixture congestion. All they ever really want is an endless pre-season I think. No games. Just peak preparation.

[igor_balis]

You lads remember that Adolf manager who got linked with some prem team recently? I just had a little look on Wikipedia, and half the page for the small Austrian town he was born in is dedicated to the extensive Jewish heritage and history in the town. Christ, it was already dodgy enough calling your kid Adolf in 1970, but that makes it feel particularly dubious.

[randomlegend]

Qataris have made yet another bid for United.

This is by far the most boring saga ever.

[Pen]

You lads remember that Adolf manager who got linked with some prem team recently? I just had a little look on Wikipedia, and half the page for the small Austrian town he was born in is dedicated to the extensive Jewish heritage and history in the town. Christ, it was already dodgy enough calling your kid Adolf in 1970, but that makes it feel particularly dubious.

Adolf manager sounds like a really bad FM spin off, where you start in 1921 Germany and you can only play as one party.

[igor_balis]

Adolf manager sounds like a really bad FM spin off, where you start in 1921 Germany and you can only play as one party.

I think you could make a pretty good Hong Kong 97 style game out of it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fiorentina are already resorting to shithouse tactics.

[Shindig]

I'm embracing my inner Bamster tonight. Although 'Packer Ta' is not something I'm willing to listen to from the commentary team.

[Jimmy Floyd]

This feels a bit like when we made the Cup Winners Cup final in 1998. Hope the spanners win it, fuck Italy.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Instead of a yellow, diving like Benrahma did there should be an enforced substitution. No need to punish the innocent team mates with a red. Just get off the pitch you cunt.

[Jimmy Floyd]

A reminder there of why you can't take beer into the stands in English football, and rightly so.

[Dark Soldier]

Lol absolute scum club as ever, classic West Ham

[Manc]

Get everyone in that West Ham end thrown out. Launching missiles since the first minute. Scum.

[Lewis]

I think I knew two names in this Fiorentina squad when I looked at it earlier. Football Manager me would have known them all.

[Shindig]

I thought they had the other Amrabat.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's surely a penalty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's a top quality penalty.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It was a penalty (though ref clearly wasn't keen), but a pretty unlucky way to lose a final if they do.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Should that not be a second yellow for going into the crowd?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Should that not be a second yellow for going into the crowd?

Yes, but they're probably under instructions not to give yellows (let alone second yellows) for stuff like that in a final.

[Gray Fox]

Why is this stadium only about two thirds full?

[Luke Emia]

Why is this stadium only about two thirds full?

Only holds like 20k as well.

[Gray Fox]

Well this just woke up.

[Shindig]

Fiorentina should win this, to be fair.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The cocaine dealers of Prague must have made a killing today.

[Dark Soldier]

Throw some more vapes ya mash and eel cunts

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The West Ham goal has done wonders for this game.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't think you can win a final in the kit West Ham have on.

[Lewis]

How is Robbie Savage by far the least annoying part of this commentary team?

[Jimmy Floyd]

How is Robbie Savage by far the least annoying part of this commentary team?

I know, right? The lead guy is insufferable.

[Shindig]

Don Hutchinson needs to embrace the fact he's from Gateshead.

[-james-]

West Ham a disgrace here in just about all aspects.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Commentator's gone early here.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Him claiming they've won it is mental. There's still time.

[-james-]

Commentator's gone early here.

Thought that. :D

Great composure from Bowen tho.

[niko_cee]

:cool:

Keepers had a horror there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wouldn't mind ET and penalties here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Lino on the near side is man of the match.

[Lewis]

David Moyes deserves a big job after this. Maybe Chelsea.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Paqueta the actual MoM by a mile, for what it's worth. I like Declan Rice but not sure why he's getting stroked.

[Lewis]

Fiorentina gaffer even dressed like a takeaway owner.

[niko_cee]

God only knows what the ref was up to there playing all that 'added time'.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The wait is over? They've been in Europe about three times since then.

[Waffdon]

David Moyes is a proper don

[niko_cee]

Has Declan Rice got a school age kid? How old is he?

Loved the bit where the commentator started reeling off the West Ham managers who've won something. List wasn't long.

[Shindig]

David Moyes deserves this, to be fair.

[Gray Fox]

Does this take a Europa spot off anyone in the Prem?

[Dark Soldier]

Congrats Bam on winning the European Papa John's, give ya missus one from me ya radge

[Jimmy Floyd]

Does this take a Europa spot off anyone in the Prem?

Nope, they join Liverpool and Brighton as the third club in. Quite the spread of approaches there.

[Gray Fox]

A shame. I was hoping Villa were in some way in the mud from this.

[Gray Fox]

Who had West Ham as the most successful London team of the season?

[niko_cee]

:D

Just moved ahead of Spurs in the 21st Century silverware stakes.

[Lofty]

https://i.ibb.co/mGQKNPM/Picsart-23-06-07-22-33-48-511.jpg

[Waffdon]

Emerson the first player to win all UEFA competitions :cool:

[Ian]

Just watching the highlights of the West Ham game. Dunno who the fuck that commentator is but he sounded absolutely awful if that four minute video was anything to go by.

[CJay]

Just watching the highlights of the West Ham game. Dunno who the fuck that commentator is but he sounded absolutely awful if that four minute video was anything to go by.

Even shamelessly went for ‘it’s up for grabs now” as Bowen ran through. Was it Fletcher? Desperately trying to make an epic soundbite.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Don Hutchinson was horrific.

[Ben]

Even shamelessly went for ‘it’s up for grabs now” as Bowen ran through. Was it Fletcher? Desperately trying to make an epic soundbite.

Nah he probably big timed out of it. I'm guessing it's the same clown they wheel out for Vanarama games.

[Shindig]

"This soundbite is my ticket out of here! They think it's all finished, it will be soon!"

[phonics]

I think Kalvin Phillips 'I hope its 3-4 to nil by 60 minutes so I can get on the pitch' is such a depressing statement.

[niko_cee]

:D

Did he really say that?

[phonics]

"Kalvin Phillips on his 'perfect script' for the #UCLFinal (https://twitter.com/hashtag/UCLFinal?src=hashtag_click): "For me, we start really well, get one or two goals quite early. And then in the 65th, 70th minute we get another goal, and then Pep [Guardiola] decides to change a few players and I get to play..." [via@TNTSportsBR (https://twitter.com/TNTSportsBR)]"

[randomlegend]

I mean that move has panned out precisely as expected.

He was laughably overrated.

[Don]

They said the same about Grealish last summer. That gyppo made wine out of Raheem, he can make a player out of anyone.



Except this testosterone-free office worker obvs.

https://bulinews.com/i/x/2947.jpg

[Shindig]

To be fair, better players would still struggle to get into that side.

[Luke Emia]

I’m watching this thing about Italia 90 on Sky. Toto Schillachi has had a magnificent hair transplant. He looks younger now than he did nearly 35 years ago.

[Kikó]

People who think finishing top four is what football is about should watch this

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[Giggles]

#tacticalnuke

[Jimmy Floyd]

People who think finishing top four is what football is about should watch this

It's not about finishing top four. It's about finishing top four and winning the transfer window.

[Kikó]

And having the best banter on Twitter.

[Shindig]

And expected statistics.

[Don]

There's thousands of non-fans there who just headed down, bought a shirt or scarf from a street dealer and got swept into it for a party. Sad.

[Baz]

Who’s the best Dutch central midfielder ever?
Who’s the best Dutch centre mid prospect right now?

[SincereTheRebel]

Seedorf and nobody cares

[niko_cee]

Or someone from the total football era. Or Gullit. Probably Gullit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

49ers now own 100% of Leeds, they've bought out Radrizzani.

[Lewis]

Leeds United chairman Andrea Radrizzani has agreed a £170m deal to sell his stake in the relegated club to co-owners 49ers Enterprises. The investment arm of the San Francisco 49ers purchased a 15% stake in Leeds in 2018 and increased that to 44% in 2021... The previous agreement, which depended on their top-flight survival, was worth about £400m - but negotiations restarted following their drop to the second tier.

They should have offered Big Sam a bigger bonus.

[Don]

It might just be through football starvation that my mind is playing tricks on me but I'm starting to believe in Inter as we get closer to kick-off so the excitement is really building. City's away form, Inter's formation with bodies back and 2 upfront, their willingness to go direct, Acerbi's shithousing, Lukaku's massive dong. Come on boys, please.

[Kikó]

There's less than 1% chance of city losing.

[Waffdon]

I reckon Inter score a few on the break on the assumption it is Lukaku/Martinez.

[niko_cee]

When was the last time someone 'scored a few' against City?

[niko_cee]

The answer is Spurs in mid-January in a 4-2 defeat [Spurs did also beat them 1-0 at some point since then, possibly their only defeat in 2023].

R I Pinter

[Shindig]

I'm still shocked we put 3 past them.

[Gray Fox]

City will score in the first 10 mins, Inter will shit themselves at their gameplan not working and then when they eventually open up City will knock another 2/3 in.
It'll be 3-0 to City with about 75% possession in their favour.

[Waffdon]

1-2 Inter. They’ll go 2-0 up before City score half way through 2nd half and proceed to obliterate them. Fancy a missed penalty from City too.

[Offshore Toon]

They've definitely got a bit of bottle in them. Real made them look special, but they were missing penalties in the quarters. They'll probably win but it won't be easy.

[niko_cee]

The favourites almost always win.

Chelsea probably the only team to upset those odds in the last [almost] 20 years.

[Offshore Toon]

We have to pray Inter win otherwise it's a rollover as City winning never counts.

[Waffdon]

The favourites almost always win.

Chelsea probably the only team to upset those odds in the last [almost] 20 years.

Twice. :cool:

[Don]

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Man is about to get cancelled by BLM after the Lukaku dicking, we're eating good tonight.

[niko_cee]

Have there been many Champions League winning sides with 5 Africans?

I suppose Liverpool might have got close had they ever played Matip, Keita, Mané and Salah, but even then, not sure they'd all qualify on Yaya's definition.

[Lewis]

Those pictures make it look like dealing with Africans sent him bald.

[Spoonsky]

The favourites almost always win.

Chelsea probably the only team to upset those odds in the last [almost] 20 years.

Were Madrid really favored last year?

[Giggles]

How come BT Sport is available on YouTube, or will it cut off before kickoff?

[Boydy]

How come BT Sport is available on YouTube, or will it cut off before kickoff?

They're legally obliged to show the finals free to air somewhere. They just stick it on youtube and don't publicise it much.

[Giggles]

They're legally obliged to show the finals free to air somewhere. They just stick it on youtube and don't publicise it much.

Beats Richie Sadlier.

[igor_balis]

fuck I really want city to lose

[Manc]

There is no escape from Brian Cox.

[phonics]

Who's the hottie on stage?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Please let Inter win.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Who's the hottie on stage?

Anitta apparently.

No idea who she is.

[igor_balis]

corporate entertainment is fucking weird. popping to the garage at 10.45 for a pepsi, though.

[randomlegend]

Wtf is this Superbowl bollocks

[Baz]

Tim Robinson on piano there

[igor_balis]

feel like pure shit just want gazprom back xx

[igor_balis]

oh shit city are gonna fucking batter them aren't they?

[Gray Fox]

Dzeko moves too slow for what they're trying to do. Once City settle into a rhythm the goals will flow.

[Waffdon]

Just take dzeko off pls gaffer

[Waffdon]

The amount of space inter are getting is mental. Beating City’s press with absolute ease.

But unfortunately 37 year old Dzeko is up there plodding about

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

De Bruyne out :drool:

[Gray Fox]

Rom would cause all kinds of trouble if this carries on.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Or maybe he's not.

Edit: Scratch that.

[Waffdon]

De Bruyne going off around the same time he did 2 years ago crying. Looooool

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was painful from Dumfries.

[randomlegend]

That was painful from Dumfries.

He is literally Forest Gump.

[igor_balis]

literally?

[randomlegend]

Literally.

[igor_balis]

fair play

[Baz]

Imagine if it wasn’t Dzeko lumbering about like Harvey Price

[Don]

What a first half, I don't know how Inter have got away with fielding 15 but it's a masterstroke. A bit more shithousery abd kicking of fat-legged thickos and racists and this is going to be some evening.

The engine on those 2 wingbacks and Dimarco's early crosses :drool:

[Baz]

Why is BT sport becoming TNT sport?

[randomlegend]

City haven't been particularly impressive here and they weren't against United in the FA cup final either. I don't think they are the invincible machine they've been made out to be lately.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why is BT sport becoming TNT sport?

They were bought by Warner Bros.

They also own Eurosport who will be changing to TNT after the Olympics next year.

[igor_balis]

I quite like lescott but he's not much of a commentator is he

[Yevrah]

Man City are sleepwalking their way to losing this.

[randomlegend]

I would love it,

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11077478.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS85629519.jpg

,if they get done by Lukaku.

[Manc]

Martinez hasn't turned up.

[Gray Fox]

It's being played at near walking pace. Worst final since Liverpool v Spurs.

[Waffdon]

Quality finish to be fair.

Cunts

[Adramelch]

So much space for Rodri there.

[Baz]

Belter

[Waffdon]

Lukaku :D

Get out the way you gimp

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bollocks.

[niko_cee]

City haven't been particularly impressive here and they weren't against United in the FA cup final either. I don't think they are the invincible machine they've been made out to be lately.

This is your fault you know.

[Manc]

Vintage Lukaku.

[Adramelch]

That's on DiMarco there to be honest. Horrible second header.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fat fuck.

[Giggles]

Dias had it well covered anyway.

[randomlegend]

I would love it,

https://i2-prod.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article11077478.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS85629519.jpg

,if they get done by Lukaku.


City haven't been particularly impressive here and they weren't against United in the FA cup final either. I don't think they are the invincible machine they've been made out to be lately.


This is your fault you know.

I mean yeah.

[igor_balis]

been a pretty gash final, city were there to be beaten but lnter just a bit too shit to do anything about it

[Manc]

Someone tell Inter they're losing.

[randomlegend]

They're like GS on his wedding night every time they get near City's goal.

[Giggles]

They're like GS on his wedding night every time they get near City's goal.

Bending over?

[randomlegend]

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pissing hell.

[Giggles]

He's made some cunt of that.

[Waffdon]

Dzeko would have scored that ffs

[niko_cee]

been a pretty gash final

They're rarely any good. When was the last good one? One of the Madrid derbies maybe?

[Gray Fox]

Lukaku is cursed or something.

[Ian]

Fuck off Lukaku you useless lump.

[Lewis]

If anyone ever deserved a load of racist social media stick.

[Baz]

Lukaku the worst CL final substitute of all time?

[igor_balis]

lescott mumbling incoherently as they try to turn Lukaku heading the ball against the keeper into an aguerro moment is proper tragic

[Lewis]

lescott mumbling incoherently as they try to turn Lukaku heading the ball against the keeper into an aguerro moment is proper tragic

That scar on his head is where they took his brain out.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Ederson fucking hell.

[Waffdon]

Fuck me that header at the end looked like a Drogba esque in 2012.

Ah well

[Yevrah]

I think City massively bottled that but somehow still won.

[Baz]

I enjoy how much Pep must seethe that Liverpool beat them in the community shield, since Jose declared it a proper trophy.

[Gray Fox]

If City didn't have Ederson that would have been 3 or 4 to Inter.

[Lewis]

Mentioning Noel Gallagher within a minute of winning the European Cup should be enough to strip them of it.

[Gray Fox]

The most irritating thing about this is that a proper team(a team without Lukaku) would have done City over tonight.

[Spoonsky]

BT coverage is embarrassing.

Inter were brilliant, Lautaro fucked it with his selfishness and Lukaku has to score at the end. Unlucky.

[Waffdon]

The most irritating thing about this is that a proper team(a team without Lukaku) would have done City over tonight.

Not sure. Inter set up really well and were quite annoying. They have the perfect midfield to stifle City

[Magic]

Jake Humphrey's voice breaking. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Leeds get £15m apparently because of Kalvin's heroics.

[Manc]

I really hope City go on to break the sport and we all turn off in our droves.

[niko_cee]

No you don't.

They also won't.

[Luke Emia]

I really hope City go on to break the sport and we all turn off in our droves.

It’s not just them you can already see the same things happen with Newcastle. If United get bought out by the Qatari’s that has the ability to move the needle in a whole different manner.

The sport probably already is broken but it’s only going to get worse. But, if City get away with these charges then that finishes it because at that point there is nothing to stop them doing whatever they please.

[Baz]

Scott Carson collecting his second champions league winners medal there.

Both in the same stadium too?

[Manc]

No you don't.

They also won't.

They've already broken English football.

[phonics]

Says man who bangs on about mid table Bundesliga games.

[niko_cee]

In the same way United broke football with their super dominance based on having the most money?