Guess who's dead [2023 edition]

[Kikó]

Get you're 5 nominations in and revel in the misery caused.

Law
Attenborough
Gazza
Madonna
Biden

[Lewis]

bennyboyt
Gaseous Snake
Kiko
LeeCovFox
Samadini

[Kikó]

Did we die at the same time?

[Lewis]

I think you survive, but I didn't want to drag dj_luca into it.

[Magic]

Messi (car crash)
Meghan Markle + 1 of their kids (car crash)
Zelensky (shell)
Putin (the cancer Parkinsons thing he has)
J.K Rowling (suicide)

[Lofty]

OJ Simpson
Noel Edmonds
Mary Berry
Brian Blessed
Joe Pesci

[Pleb]

The King

[Spikey M]

Wayne Lineker.
Katie Price.
Joe Biden.
Attenborough.
David Jason (who will then get the Savile treatment)

[wullie]

Trump Jr
Rhod Gilbert
Miriam Margolyes
That MP caught wanking over tractors
Dr Dre

[Kikó]

Not sure a stage 4 cancer person is valid for the competition. Can someone adjudicate?

[Bernanke]

Are we doing points by year of birth up to 100 again? I want Kissinger on my list but he wouldn't net anything in that case.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Andrew Tate
Vlad Putin
Noel Edmonds
Rolf Harris
Rebecca Loos.

[Boydy]

Are we doing points by year of birth up to 100 again? I want Kissinger on my list but he wouldn't net anything in that case.
I'm not sure Satan can die.

[Kikó]

Are we doing points by year of birth up to 100 again? I want Kissinger on my list but he wouldn't net anything in that case.

Correct.

[Bernanke]

Screw it, I want to take the win if it happens even if it is 0 points.

Kissinger
Hunter Biden
Kanye
The Pope
Liza Minnelli

[Kikó]

Which pope?

[Spikey M]

Nick.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kanye is a good shout actually.

[wullie]

Not sure a stage 4 cancer person is valid for the competition. Can someone adjudicate?

Is he that bad? Oh shit, sub him for Pete Davidson

[Bernanke]

Which pope?

Francis, first of his name.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh shit, I had no idea Rhod Gilbert had stage 4 cancer.

[niko_cee]

It's not necessarily synonymous with a terminal diagnosis, just means it has spread beyond the primary [to 'distant regions']*. Not great, but not necessarily as bad as it sounds.

*obviously subject to RL bowling in with his opinion.

[Spikey M]

A girl I used to work with was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer that has metastases. 30 years old, single parent to a toddler. Brutal.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Luca Vialli and Pope Benedict look to be on the way out.

[niko_cee]

I hadn't realised Vialli was so gravely unwell. :(

[Shindig]

Andrew Tate
Katherine Tate
Al Pacino
Michael Madsen
Jim Broadbent

[Mike]

Eminem
David Attenborough
Sir Paul McCartney
Gary Oldman
Des Lynam

[Baz]

Sam Bankman-Fried
Mark Lawrenson
Nigel Planer
Phil Cool
Young Thug

[Kikó]

And Benedict withdraws from the 2023 squad.

[Spikey M]

Francis, first of his name.

You've been robbed here.

Edit: never mind it was the other old nonce.