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7om
06-12-2022, 09:45 PM
The animal abuser vs a rapist. Tough choice, this.

Giggles
06-12-2022, 09:56 PM
Neymar it is.

phonics
06-12-2022, 10:05 PM
My mother knows a woman who runs a dog rescue centre, and - this is genuinely what this woman claims - apparently it's an open secret in the dog welfare world that Messi once had his dogs taken off him for pouring boiling water on them. Something to consider.

I'd love to know the 6 degrees of Lionel Bacon that got this story to a rescue centre worker in Hull.

Baz
06-12-2022, 10:10 PM
But he's got that awesome massive brown one. :sherlock:

Jimmy Floyd
06-12-2022, 10:42 PM
Probably a true story but about Lionel Blair.

Jimmy Floyd
07-12-2022, 02:15 PM
I'm hearing that the Sterling burglary story has been exaggerated, and he's actually been sent home having lamped Luke Shaw in training.

Shindig
07-12-2022, 02:27 PM
https://www.konami.com/efootball/en/topic/news/771

To respect his legacy, he is no longer in the game. :| They kinda had to but that phrasing's a bit off.

wullie
07-12-2022, 09:32 PM
Need a shipping update on wullie's shirt.

Item despatched to Royal Mail

Sunday 27 November 2022
06:08
Sender despatching item


I think I'm the reason they won

John Arne
08-12-2022, 08:27 AM
England's starting 11 in Euro 2004 really was a great team. 'keeper aside, you could argue that is the best 10 players to have played in each position for England (as least since 1990).

Croatia 2-4 England
James, Neville, Terry, Campbell, Cole, Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard, Scholes, Owen, Rooney.

Yevrah
08-12-2022, 11:10 AM
Indeed and we were playing well too. Had Rooney not got injured I think we'd have got pretty close to winning it.

niko_cee
08-12-2022, 11:18 AM
It is interesting looking back, and whilst it probably applies to many teams, it does feel like England have had some genuinely tragic luck/bad things happen to them at critical times over the years. From the hand of god, to Waddle hitting the post against Germany in 1990, Gaza's leg being 4mm too short in '96, the various red cards marring '98 and 2006, Sol Campbell's disallowed header, Ronaldinho's goal. Maybe Southgate's fortunate draws are just cosmic payback for all that shit.

Jimmy Floyd
08-12-2022, 11:32 AM
The German goal in the 1990 game was an absolute joke as well, regardless of Shilton's part in it.

1998 we should have done very well, Argentina were piss and wind, had two massive strokes of undeserved luck (Beckham red which was a nonsense decision, and the disallowed goal which should have stood). However our big mistake was losing to fucking Romania in the group stage.

Yevrah
08-12-2022, 11:45 AM
Agree with most of that but the Beckham red was absolutely the right call.

niko_cee
08-12-2022, 12:49 PM
Vinicius Jr's face when his fellow press-conference-ee chucks that cat off the table is hilarious.

Guy that does it clearly a stone cold pyscho.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2022, 12:51 PM
What?

Shindig
08-12-2022, 12:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK_xA2ByiH8

Clearly not the first time he's done that.

Manc
08-12-2022, 12:56 PM
You would know.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2022, 01:08 PM
He only kicks dogs.

niko_cee
08-12-2022, 02:30 PM
This (https://uk.yahoo.com/sports/video/cat-interrupts-vinicius-brazil-press-180700684.html) is a better video for facial reaction.

Boydy
08-12-2022, 02:41 PM
I don't get the need to get rid of the cat? Just let it sit there. It wasn't doing any harm.

Ben
08-12-2022, 02:47 PM
If it's like the local cats that frequent my garden, it would have had a shit any moment.

Jimmy Floyd
08-12-2022, 02:50 PM
I don't get the need to get rid of the cat? Just let it sit there. It wasn't doing any harm.

We're a bit of an outlier nation/culture when it comes to animals. They're much less sentimental elsewhere.

Waffdon
08-12-2022, 02:57 PM
I could understand at a push grabbing it by the neck since cats do it to each other but the full blown grab of the back was something else. Kurt Zouma will be delighted.

CJay
08-12-2022, 02:58 PM
That’s standard operating procedure for picking up a random cat. Scruff of the neck. Maybe not the drop though :D But sure cats always land on their feet.

niko_cee
08-12-2022, 04:57 PM
Are the quarters usually squashed into 2 days? Feels to me like they would normally be on 4 consecutive nights, but that may be wrong.

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2022, 05:03 PM
They've always been (I just checked to '98).

Shindig
08-12-2022, 05:04 PM
I think this is normal. I thought the odd thing was four games a day in the groups. Maybe I'm just misremembering Russia or whatever.

Boydy
08-12-2022, 05:04 PM
I miss four games a day (and my week off).

Sir Andy Mahowry
08-12-2022, 05:11 PM
I think this is normal. I thought the odd thing was four games a day in the groups. Maybe I'm just misremembering Russia or whatever.

Russia was 3.

Giggles
08-12-2022, 05:48 PM
I’ll be glad when it’s over. It’s messing Shortland Street around.

Lewis
08-12-2022, 08:16 PM
1600832407761985536

Just a man enjoying his life.

phonics
08-12-2022, 08:20 PM
Him ending a press conference with 'Bye, I'm going to go have sex with my wife.' Absolute legend.

Baz
09-12-2022, 12:53 AM
He does seem pretty sensational. Has he always been this way?

Also reminder that football is finally back today. Brazil vs Croatia at 3 to get the party started before the main event of Holland vs Argentina; get the beers flowing.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 01:17 AM
Really looking forward to these four games. :drool:

Lofty
09-12-2022, 07:01 AM
I feel like Brazil will crush Croatia if they go for it, Japan had a lot of chances but just couldn't finish.

Ben
09-12-2022, 07:09 AM
Definitely need to manufacture a 2pm finish today.

Ian
09-12-2022, 07:14 AM
Thanks to work Christmas do and then poor planning tomorrow I think I might miss all of these other than the England game. Hopefully wherever we're off to tonight has them on.

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 07:29 AM
18:00 kickoff and structured white (bacon) referee Michael Oliver should repress the dancing flair of the Brazilians. 3-0 Croatia.

Boydy
09-12-2022, 08:46 AM
Work Christmas lunch today at 2pm so not hopeful for seeing the Brazil game. :(

Don
09-12-2022, 10:44 AM
I hold fat people in higher regard than the 'Aww I've got to go to the garden centre so will miss the games :(' melts. This is literally 2 days of football that can't be beaten, cut your dicks off and donate them to medical research to at least not let them go to complete waste.

Having said that, I do have my football club's xmas do tonight so it's going to take some added effort to stay sober and isolated enough to fully enjoy the game.

CJay
09-12-2022, 10:59 AM
Calling in my half day favour from my boss today for having to do training and miss our team away day a few weeks ago. Expertly timed. :cool:

Ben
09-12-2022, 11:10 AM
Taz is right in this instance lads.

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 11:12 AM
I've taken a half day off, mainly because I have it spare at the end of the year but also to watch the QF between my two three-course dinners.

Holland-Argentina will be missed but I'll get tomorrow's two games in. Foolishly agreed to have a pint with someone next Tuesday so hoping it's Holland-Croatia, or else that he'll suspend his indifference to football and we'll watch it in a pub.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 11:40 AM
Taz is right in this instance lads.

He is. Any excuse not to attend a work social function would be gratefully snatched at, and a World Cup semifinal would definitely qualify.

Thankfully my work have the meal / "party" during normal working hours. I wouldn't go otherwise.

Shindig
09-12-2022, 11:51 AM
Loris Karius made his debut for us last night. 45 minutes against Al-Hilal. Kept a clean sheet in a 5-0 win. Almiron and Joelinton taking the piss with two goals each.

Boydy
09-12-2022, 12:46 PM
There's only 4 of us in the Belfast office so I couldn't really miss it. Once lunch is over we're heading to a pub though so I should catch most of it there hopefully. Just gotta get them to eat fast.

Giggles
09-12-2022, 01:04 PM
I've little to no interest in it but I'm using them as an excuse to fuck off early because it's Friday.

Shindig
09-12-2022, 01:11 PM
I just timed my leave right. I think I'm missing the third place play-off but the rest is all fine.

Don
09-12-2022, 02:30 PM
Everything from form to teamsheets to the fact Croatia have no pace and direct vertical counters are presumably the only way to hurt this Brazil side point to a comfortable Brazil victory but finger me raw and call me Melissa if you think I'm ruling anything out with that Croatian quartet. Sosa back and Pasalic in place of one of their useless target men is promising too. Bring it on :drool:

-james-
09-12-2022, 03:08 PM
7 minutes in, no Infantino but already a Kovatic and a Garvidol from Jenas

Pepe
09-12-2022, 03:14 PM
Brazilian anthem is good.

CJay
09-12-2022, 03:26 PM
Perisic has some record for Croatia:

2 at 2014 World Cup
2 at 2016 Euros
3 at 2018 World Cup
2 at 2020 Euros
1 at 2022 World Cup (so far)

How is Danilo not getting sent off there?

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 03:31 PM
Kovacic and Brozovic going through a power of work so far in the middle.

CJay
09-12-2022, 03:44 PM
Guy Mowabray’s fantasising over Brazilian flair is getting tiresome.

igor_balis
09-12-2022, 03:47 PM
Jenas right there (for once) - if Oliver doesn't think that's a foul, why the fuck is he blowing the whistle?

Don
09-12-2022, 03:49 PM
Brazil being made to look incredibly average. You love to see it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 04:06 PM
I thought VAR was going to give it.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 04:10 PM
They're boring as fuck but Croatia have so much technical quality. Almost always unhurried. Still fancy Brazil to workmanlike their way through. Glad VAR didn't call the fix in yet, although it would have been better if they had and the ref [having clearly seen it] had told them to do one.

-james-
09-12-2022, 04:16 PM
Celtic board will be licking their lips at this Juranovic showing. I think he was on his way out anyway but I don't think he's ever looked this good.

Manc
09-12-2022, 04:20 PM
Croatia don't ever look like scoring.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 04:22 PM
Brazil manager just swapping like for like attackers all over. Bring on ‘Bruno’ ffs

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 04:23 PM
Croatia don't ever look like scoring.

They don’t really have very many food towards to be fair to them.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 04:32 PM
Antony should be booked as a minimum there.

-james-
09-12-2022, 04:38 PM
Modric's turn of pace at the age of 37 is almost unbelievable.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 04:41 PM
Peds, mate.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 04:45 PM
Do Brazil’s forwards have a bleach sponsorship?

Manc
09-12-2022, 04:48 PM
Petkovic hasn't helped the Croatian cause.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 04:51 PM
Modric's turn of pace at the age of 37 is almost unbelievable.

Between him a Perisic there must be something in the water.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 04:54 PM
I hope this is Croatia's last decent tournament. What a boring team.

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 04:54 PM
If Brazil don't win this it's because they're indulging Neymar.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 04:58 PM
I've obviously only been drifting in and out of this, but what is going on with [is it?] Eder Militao's shorts? Looks like he's walked out of a 1980s rugby league game.

Max Power
09-12-2022, 05:05 PM
What a cameo from this lump Croatia have brought on up front. Think he’s given it away every time he’s got the ball.

-james-
09-12-2022, 05:06 PM
I don't know if it's correct, but Matterface's Chee-tay has to be the worst of all the pronunciation sins to have been aired on this broadcast.

-james-
09-12-2022, 05:07 PM
Mowbray*

They're all the same.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:09 PM
They're not, Matterface is so much worse.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:09 PM
What a cameo from this lump Croatia have brought on up front. Think he’s given it away every time he’s got the ball.

He just donned two defenders there though.

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 05:10 PM
I don't know if it's correct, but Matterface's Chee-tay has to be the worst of all the pronunciation sins to have been aired on this broadcast.

Using Tim Vickery lingo I'd go Cheeeeeeeche? Something like that.

Brozovic falls victim to the ball there.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:11 PM
If Croatia scored after the commentators took the piss out the big lump :drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:12 PM
That's quality from Neymar.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 05:13 PM
Waaaaaaaaay.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:14 PM
That’s a brilliant goal. Some plur

Manc
09-12-2022, 05:14 PM
The keeper has to clean him out there.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 05:15 PM
Thank god. As much as I would like to lol at Brazil, having Croatia stink it up for a third game in a row in the semis was a horrendous prospect.

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 05:18 PM
The Holland-Croatia dream is dying. Was looking forward to another properly organised, structured 120 minutes plus penalties.

Don
09-12-2022, 05:18 PM
I fancy 15 mins of attacking Croatia to yield an equaliser here.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:23 PM
Brazil/Argentina got 0-0 all over it too

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 05:24 PM
Taking a 3-man short corner in these circumstances should be an automatic life ban from any involvement in the sport.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:29 PM
Fuck Brazil :cool:

Trancemeister
09-12-2022, 05:30 PM
No way Petkovic scores :D

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:31 PM
Hahahahaha some boys

-james-
09-12-2022, 05:32 PM
:drool:

randomlegend
09-12-2022, 05:32 PM
"Tiiiiny deflection" Jenas is brain dead.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 05:32 PM
Cracking stuff this. Penalties please.

Don
09-12-2022, 05:33 PM
:drool:

Looking at the lineups, Croatia gotta be odds-on faves for pens, a ridiculous line-up of flakey favela boys rounded off with king flake of Manchester.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 05:34 PM
Bit of a silly foul from Perisic there.

-james-
09-12-2022, 05:36 PM
That checkmate line made me chuckle tbf.

randomlegend
09-12-2022, 05:38 PM
Fucking hell that 'check mate, checked mates' line should see Mowbray fired into the sun :D

Magic
09-12-2022, 05:39 PM
Brutal Balkan assassination ahoy.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:40 PM
Neymar to miss please.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:42 PM
Another shit penalty against Livakovic.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 05:43 PM
CroAIDStia more like.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:46 PM
Orsic with a perfectly placed pen.

Magic
09-12-2022, 05:46 PM
RIP Pele. :harold:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:46 PM
:harold:

Give me Neymar's tears.

Lol at the cunt wanting to save himself for 5th.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 05:47 PM
All we need now is a Dutch win to launch a major inquest of South American football.

Shindig
09-12-2022, 05:47 PM
Morocco - Croatia final. :drool:

Magic
09-12-2022, 05:48 PM
Absolutely brutal and ruthless. You could put the Atlantic Ocean in that bottle.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:48 PM
What a country

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:49 PM
Where's your samba dancing now you cunts?

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 05:49 PM
Are the director's box seats of Cafu, Ronaldo, Robbie Carlos etc going to be taken by Prosinecki, Asanovic, Boban and co in the semi-final?

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 05:50 PM
And why didn't that ridiculous coward Neymar take one?

Alex
09-12-2022, 05:50 PM
No samba dancing on the sidelines today then eh, lads? Get back to the hotel and get your fucking bags packed. :harold:

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 05:50 PM
lol

Alisson always looks so tiny in the goal, which is odd as he isn't. He's always been shite on penalties, not that he had much chance with any of them.

Croatia Red Star Belgrading their way to the whole thing would be quite funny, but their actual shitness will probably end up shining through at some point [probably against France in the final again].

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:51 PM
And why didn't that ridiculous coward Neymar take one?

He wanted the fifth to win it himself.

Ego's bigger than his brain.

Best takers should always go first.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 05:51 PM
This could also be a classic set your credentials out and then lose to the first organised team you play performance (1982, 1986, 1990, 2006, 2010).

Stick another one in the file.

Bernanke
09-12-2022, 05:52 PM
How do you allow a 4v4 like that at 1-0 up in the 117th minute lol

Shindig
09-12-2022, 05:53 PM
If you're a big name in your squad, don't rely on 4 others to get their penalties in.

Bernanke
09-12-2022, 05:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/VzfMREu.png

Look at where those 6 Brazilians are at when Modric gets around his man lol

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 05:55 PM
Ronaldo on the touch line donning Messi it is

Don
09-12-2022, 05:56 PM
Antony in dramatics after completely bottling it. King.

Dave.
09-12-2022, 05:56 PM
He wanted the fifth to win it himself.

Ego's bigger than his brain.

Best takers should always go first.

I like my best penalty takers at number 3 and 4.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 05:57 PM
BBC showing a close up of Neymar crying :drool:

Bernanke
09-12-2022, 05:57 PM
I like my best penalty takers at number 3 and 4.

This is correct.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 05:58 PM
Look at where those 6 Brazilians are at when Modric gets around his man lol

4 bleached blondes just walking back.

I'm semi-hopeful that France's attack exhibits the same levels of laziness against England, I think they have it in them.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 06:00 PM
There is a Brazilian cafe about five minutes from my flat, and they've hired a Brazilian drumming band for each of their weekend games. They're currently at it again now, presumably working their semi-final and final fees.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 06:00 PM
If France do a Brazil and keep the midfield the same as they’ve had and refusing to take into account their opponents them I’m off for a cry.

You canna have Mbappe/Griezmann/Dembele all in the same team against England.

Don
09-12-2022, 06:03 PM
Brav for every 1 goal the brainless useless gammons score Mbappe and Dembele bang 3 for not tracking back. Keep calm.

-james-
09-12-2022, 06:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/oEEOJVt.png

How many "attackers" among the 22 there?

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 06:03 PM
Just the tears of the giraffe and the Manlet left to go.

Ben
09-12-2022, 06:04 PM
All that dancing against South Korea looks so small time right now. :D

Jimmy Floyd
09-12-2022, 06:06 PM
I don't think enough was made of how insane/suicidal the Korean tactics were, in everybody's desperation to wank over samba football. In every other game Brazil have been their usual post-2005 workmanlike selves, or worse.

Brilliant advantage by Michael Oliver leading to the Croatia goal, so in a way England won.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 06:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/oEEOJVt.png

How many "attackers" among the 22 there?

5 depending on your interpretation of an attacker

Don
09-12-2022, 06:07 PM
Bergwijn in for that useless baldy, Dutch are gonna run riot here.

randomlegend
09-12-2022, 06:12 PM
Mac Allister is a quality Argentinian name.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 06:18 PM
I once had an Argentinian colleague called Herbert Owen.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 06:26 PM
Mac Allister is a quality Argentinian name.

His Da couldn’t look anymore Scottish if he tried. Can’t get many Ginger Argies

Giggles
09-12-2022, 06:27 PM
His old man looks like a ginger Steve McMahon.

Alan Shearer The 2nd
09-12-2022, 06:36 PM
Alex McLeish is a good shout.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 06:53 PM
He wanted the fifth to win it himself.

Their ego's bigger than their brain.

Best takers should always go first.

Ive seen Ronaldo do this too. Being number 5 and didn't even get a chance to step up. I dont understand it. I remember Fabregas being penalty number 5 for Spain and he always delivered.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 06:55 PM
An LVG masterclass to dispatch Qatar's own Lionel Messi would be much appreciated here.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 06:55 PM
I fancy Netherlands here. LvG will be too much for Argentina.

Magic
09-12-2022, 07:04 PM
Keown and Pearce. :sick:

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 07:08 PM
The Dutch bring more fans to watch Verstappen all over the world than they do here.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 07:11 PM
Dumfries has one of the most ignorant-looking faces I've ever seen

Magic
09-12-2022, 07:13 PM
Thank God we didn't sign De Paul. :eyemouth:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 07:35 PM
Time for the wanking to start.

Magic
09-12-2022, 07:36 PM
:drool:

7om
09-12-2022, 07:36 PM
Stunning from Messi. Dear me

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 07:36 PM
Time for the wanking to start.

That pass was obscene though.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 07:37 PM
I honestly have no idea how he’s seen that pass. I swear he didn’t even look.

Magic
09-12-2022, 07:37 PM
Can't stand the Dutch, they've been horrible boring cunts for at least a decade.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 07:56 PM
"The pass defies physics".

I wonder how much Rio knows about actual physics.

-james-
09-12-2022, 07:59 PM
Cheech has resigned.

Manc
09-12-2022, 08:18 PM
The Dutch look miles off it. Stick the big lad on.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 08:32 PM
The wrong sort of LVG masterclass inbound here.

I dunno if I want Southgate watching this or not. Zero ambition 5 at the back versus fractionally less negative 5 at the back, it's like a wet dream for him. Such a gutless way to go out of a tournament though for whoever it doesn't work for.

Oh well. Pray for a miss I guess.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 08:33 PM
De Jong has looked properly shit in this tournament. Why are United still after him exactly?

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:34 PM
He's a genius, a footballing God.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 08:36 PM
Cannot have these cunts winning it. I would take Wales winning it over that.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 08:37 PM
Argentina v Croatia is going to be absolutely filthy.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 08:37 PM
I don't dislike them as much this time around I have to admit. The Dutch are definitely way worse.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 08:38 PM
If we go out like this tomorrow I'm going postal.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 08:38 PM
Argies definitely losing in the final. Reckon their emotion will get them through the semis but they’ll lose their shit in the final against whoever

7om
09-12-2022, 08:38 PM
I’d laugh if Just Stop Oil chucked some soup over a player.

niko_cee
09-12-2022, 08:39 PM
Weghorst to get booked and thus sent off within 10 minutes.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 08:39 PM
Argentina to win the whole thing so that Saudi Arabia can claim to be the true champs.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 08:40 PM
Luuk De Jong x Wout Weghorst up front. Bloody hell

7om
09-12-2022, 08:41 PM
The Dutch are absolutely desperate for a forward. A country with such a great history of producing strikers is now relying on a bloke who shit the bed at Burnley.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 08:41 PM
It's been mentioned before but the Dutch having someone who has like 40 league games at 28 as their starting goalkeeper still baffles me.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 08:42 PM
Luuk De Jong x Wout Weghorst up front. Bloody hell

Do they have injuries to other senior strikers or is that, literally all they have?

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 08:44 PM
Do they have injuries to other senior strikers or is that, literally all they have?

They also have Vincent Janssen.

So yes, this is all they have.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:44 PM
Keep lobbing it up to the big lad.

7om
09-12-2022, 08:45 PM
:harold:

I take it back.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 08:45 PM
Netherlands need to just lump it in there. Otamendi and Martinez are tiny

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 08:46 PM
I thought that was in then.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:46 PM
The Dutch are absolutely desperate for a forward. A country with such a great history of producing strikers is now relying on a bloke who shit the bed at Burnley.

Malen and Brobbey could be decent but both are a bit like Memphis in that they're more wide men who can play as a striker.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 08:49 PM
Look how deep these argies are sitting now. There is no pace in this dutch front line. Push up.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 08:49 PM
Send that rat off.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 08:49 PM
That has to be a straight red.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 08:50 PM
Amateur hour stuff from the Dutch.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:50 PM
Messi is taking a tumble anytime anyone breathes near him and yet the commentators are refusing to mention it.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:50 PM
Lovely bit of needle to end the game. More please.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 08:50 PM
:lol:

7om
09-12-2022, 08:51 PM
:drool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:52 PM
Ref wants some time to dish out more cards.

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 08:53 PM
If they score again we should get some monster scenes

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 08:53 PM
I'd love some extra time here.

Magic
09-12-2022, 08:54 PM
They don't deserve to take it to extra time. Playing that shit can fuck right off.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 08:54 PM
I still cannot take seriously the whole player lying down thing.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 08:57 PM
They don't deserve to take it to extra time. Playing that shit can fuck right off.

Route one stuff is part of the game.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 08:57 PM
Last second keeper goal please.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 09:00 PM
Route one stuff is part of the game.

They were absolutely terrible for 75 minutes.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:01 PM
That blonde in the Argentinian box :drool:

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 09:01 PM
This referee is usually good but he’s been absolutely dreadful today

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:01 PM
They were absolutely terrible for 75 minutes.

They still are.

randomlegend
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
This referee is usually good but he’s been absolutely dreadful today

It's interesting because I've always thought he's good whenever I've seen him but the Spanish fans HATE him.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
They still are.

Sure but at least they are doing something, however badly. Until that second Argentina goal they were doing nothing.

Also, that was lovely.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
Fucking class.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Wout you beauty.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ben
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
That was amazing.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
They were absolutely terrible for 75 minutes.

Until Petr Crouch FC turned up.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 09:02 PM
I don't know what I've just watched. There are no words. :D

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:03 PM
Class free kick.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:03 PM
Scenes. :drool:

-james-
09-12-2022, 09:03 PM
That is absolute genius.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 09:03 PM
That is goal of the tournament.

7om
09-12-2022, 09:03 PM
Oh my god :drool:

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 09:04 PM
That composure to do that is unreal. Absolutely fucking brilliant

randomlegend
09-12-2022, 09:04 PM
Scenes.

Ben
09-12-2022, 09:04 PM
van Gaal > di Maria

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:04 PM
van Gaal > di Maria

Dire Maria.

Yevrah
09-12-2022, 09:05 PM
The free kick was outstanding, but I can't recall seeing a game where a team were so bad for 75 minutes and then this happens. Quality to watch.

7om
09-12-2022, 09:05 PM
That might be one of the best goals I’ve seen. So unexpected, so important. Amazing.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:05 PM
This is simmering nicely.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
Let's hope for a couple of red cards in the extra time.

7om
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
Argentina losing their heads here. Beautiful to see.

Lewis
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
1601300301272780802

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
The free kick was outstanding, but I can't recall seeing a game where a team were so bad for 75 minutes and then this happens. Quality to watch.

Teams just naturally sit back in these situations for some reason. Suited the Dutch because their strikers are only good for one thing and Argentina have a tiny defence. Still. Unreal

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
Predictions for BOTTLERS of the pks?

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
Stick Edgar Davids on.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:06 PM
Absolutely 0 chance that Argentina win on penalties if it goes that far. Heads have gone.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:07 PM
1601300301272780802

:lol:

Waffdon
09-12-2022, 09:07 PM
They should just continue with this route one nonsense but I bet they go back to a back 5

Lewis
09-12-2022, 09:09 PM
Argentina will win the penalties because Holland are Holland and their goalkeeper isn't getting down quickly enough stuck to his line the big mong.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 09:10 PM
Dont they have Tim Krul on the bench to sub him on at 119 minutes

-james-
09-12-2022, 09:10 PM
Who's getting sent off then?

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:10 PM
Who's getting sent off then?

Messi is on a yellow...

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:12 PM
Dis they not take Krul? You'd take him just for penalties, surely?

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:13 PM
The backup keepers are Justin Biljow and Remko Pasveer.

I think they're just randomers off the street.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 09:13 PM
He's not in the squad no. They have that Ajax grandpa and a young one from Feyenoord.

Quick google suggests he had a fallout with van Gaal.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:14 PM
Dis they not take Krul? You'd take him just for penalties, surely?

https://talksport.com/football/1200864/tim-krul-axed-netherlands-squad-man-utd-louis-van-gaal-qatar-world-cup-penalty-training/#:~:text=Long%2Dserving%20Netherlands%20goalkeeper %20Tim,2022%20World%20Cup%20in%20Qatar.

LVG is done with Krul.

Pepe
09-12-2022, 09:14 PM
Those sound like FM greyed out players.

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:18 PM
https://talksport.com/football/1200864/tim-krul-axed-netherlands-squad-man-utd-louis-van-gaal-qatar-world-cup-penalty-training/#:~:text=Long%2Dserving%20Netherlands%20goalkeeper %20Tim,2022%20World%20Cup%20in%20Qatar.

LVG is done with Krul.

Well that's retard and makes perfect sense in equal measure.

7om
09-12-2022, 09:20 PM
So Netherlands get back into the game going route one, so of course they go back to playing between the back three.

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:20 PM
Messi is taking a tumble anytime anyone breathes near him and yet the commentators are refusing to mention it.

And again.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 09:23 PM
Ref has been giving Argentina everything as well.

igor_balis
09-12-2022, 09:23 PM
This ref is piss poor

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:27 PM
The Argentines are an ugly bunch of cunts aren't they? Are they the Britain of South America?

7om
09-12-2022, 09:29 PM
I actually do think Di Maria has some rat DNA in him

Manc
09-12-2022, 09:29 PM
This ref is piss poor

The Spanish Mike Riley.

Magic
09-12-2022, 09:30 PM
The Argentines are an ugly bunch of cunts aren't they? Are they the Britain of South America?

England/Wales*

Sir Andy Mahowry
09-12-2022, 09:32 PM
Pearce is gagging for Messi to do something so he can explode.

7om
09-12-2022, 09:33 PM
Fucking hell, this ref is psycho

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:33 PM
Here comes Master Splinter.

Magic
09-12-2022, 09:33 PM
Dire Maria to score with the last kick off the game and then piss on gammon face.

SincereTheRebel
09-12-2022, 09:34 PM
Ref is clearly ball gobbling

Magic
09-12-2022, 09:35 PM
Keown: referee has lost the plot
Replay
Keown: yeah the referee is right

Spikey M
09-12-2022, 09:35 PM
How has nobody been sent off with all these yellows flying around?

Giggles
09-12-2022, 09:37 PM
I’ve probably missed the best bits but extra time has been shite.

Adramelch
09-12-2022, 09:37 PM
I’ve probably missed the best bits but extra time has been shite.

The game has been pretty much like that, apart from the last 10-15 minutes of normal time.