Big Brother is coming back

[Baz]

And applications are open: https://shortaudition.com/Big-Brother-2023

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Represent TTH, Baz.

[igor_balis]

I am genuinely going to apply.

[SvN]

What proportion of the contestants will be straight, white and non-disabled?

[Giggles]

What proportion of the contestants will be straight, white and non-disabled?

If it’s on Channel 4 again then they’ll all be varying colours of disabled.

[Shindig]

They'll all be influencers.

[Ben]

It’s ITV. 12 Phillip Schofields.

[igor_balis]

They'll all be influencers.

I'll send them a screenshot of my rep on here, that's worth more than some shitey makeup instagram with 100,000 followers

[igor_balis]

What proportion of the contestants will be straight, white and non-disabled?

If they need diversity, I can easily pass for not being at least two of those.

[Lewis]

'TUH-WELVE ORDINARY BRITONS...'
*five blacks*
*four gays (one a Muslim) and three bi*
*two trannies, one passing one horrendous*
*wheelchair*
*enormous white woman*

[Shindig]

"Big Brother, why are there no gender neutral bathrooms?"

[Giggles]

Pronouns during the introductions :sick:

[Boydy]

Think yous are looking for the Daily Mail comment sections, lads.

[Shindig]

I'm just playing the percentages for the kind of people who would live in a house full of strangers for TV time. Infleuncers and people who spend most of their day on twitter.

[igor_balis]

*five blacks*
*four gays (one a Muslim) and three bi*
*two trannies, one passing one horrendous*
*wheelchair*
*enormous white woman*

I'm convinced that's just a list of your recent google image search history.

[Lewis]

I've been monitoring all the Christmas adverts again.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's one Christmas advert (the one with 'we're gonna need a bigger bowl') where every second person in a massive crowd is black, but absolutely no one is south Asian. Unless it's set in a very specific part of Lambeth or Southwark, there's something very strange afoot with that stuff.

[-james-]

Was just at KFC after a couple of pints and a sorry looking man, early 30s maybe, stumbled up to us and started making conversation. Ex army and just made homeless. Suddenly apologised and went outside and fell down sobbing. Brutal. Probably should have bought him some wings or something.

[-james-]

Well I have posted that in completely the wrong thread

[Lofty]

Is he applying?

[-james-]

Probably not the worst shout tbf.

[Manc]

For maximum entertainment/carnage, who would people choose for a TTHBB?

[-james-]

dquincy
Foe
Don
Lewis
Yevrah
Giggles
Baz
Sincere
phonics
Pleb
Waff
Mellin

With Harold entering anonymously after a few days.

[Waffdon]

That’s a lot of accents.

[Shindig]

I'd probably switch someone out for Magic.

[SvN]

And swap Harold with the Kickboxer.

[Spikey M]

For maximum entertainment/carnage, who would people choose for a TTHBB?

Taz and Manc Sean.

[SvN]

Smiffy obviously has to be there.

[Raoul Duke]

Was just at KFC after a couple of pints and a sorry looking man, early 30s maybe, stumbled up to us and started making conversation. Ex army and just made homeless. Suddenly apologised and went outside and fell down sobbing. Brutal. Probably should have bought him some wings or something.

Was it being in the presence of The Colonel that set him off?

[Don]

Nevermind BB, BBC have got The Traitors airing 3 episodes a week (Tues-Thurs) which is just a game of Werewolf. You could potentially miss a lot when you don't get access to the full conversations so the fate of the show rests in the editors hands but the cast is actually good. They've got some absolutely pointless challenge element as filler but with 2 kills a day, it should only last about 3 weeks and I'm 2 episodes in and there's already been enough entertainment for it to have me subscribed.

Voting out the one-armed woman for not raising her galss :D

[Jimmy Floyd]

I watched an ep of that the other day, proper guilty pleasure TV. And yes, the first vote out was amazing.

[Baz]

It's back. Let's discuss it in here so we don't disrupt the thrilling chat about igor's 900th run through of The Wire and people discussing the brand new show, Ozark.


Anyone else watching Big Brother? So far it’s been surprisingly excellent.


Yeah it's great. Farida will surely be the first gone.


Also lol at the mega producer meddling to keep Olivia in with that "task". I wouldn't last five minutes in a room with her.


She’s a favourite at work cos her name sounds like The Reader, which is a lads local pub where women aren’t wanted. Unfortunately she’s absolutely dreadful.

Shame Hallie will be in for a while because of #transrights or whatever but she’s the only other deplorable one, really, for reasons unrelated to her pronouns.


Hallie and Kerry are fucking tragic. Get them in the bin.


Yeah Kerry elevated herself to insufferable levels yesterday, after previously being tolerable.


Not a fan of the eviction announcements and stuff not being on the main show either.


Same. Made my wife turn whatever shit morning TV the kids had accidentally put on when it was showing spoilers of the eviction announcements. Then I watched last nights episode recording and it wasn't even on there. I'm not committing to the dreaded Aftersun equivalent, no chance.

Trish to win.

[Waffdon]

Spikey is a nonce. Pass it on.

[Baz]

Get rid of Kerry and Hallie, and I reckon I’d happily watch the rest of them live there for months.

[Waffdon]

Hallie ain’t ever getting put up for eviction through fear of hating on trannies. Doubt Kerry gets put up again for at least a week or two as well now which is unfortunate

[Baz]

Hmm, Zak seems to have played his ‘toxic masculinity’ card early. Can’t see him lasting whenever he’s up for public vote.

[Baz]

This has been very enjoyable so far. :nod:

[Baz]

Why’s Paul in there? Jenkin mentioned how they’re al representing minorities and yeah I guess so. What’s Paul’s? Being scouse.

Even Tom is borderline, by just being a bit of a weirdo, but everyone else is easy. Trans, gays, amputee, black/refugee, fat, autist, Scottish, etc.

Actually, Chanelle? Unless she’s a burns victim or something, which would explain her Bo Selecta look.

[Waffdon]

Hallie gone? Oh lord, just Kerry to go now.

[-james-]

Trish. :cool:

[-james-]

'TUH-WELVE ORDINARY BRITONS...'
*five blacks*
*four gays (one a Muslim) and three bi*
*two trannies, one passing one horrendous*
*wheelchair*
*enormous white woman*


This was incredibly close to being spot on btw.

[Baz]

Is it just one eviction this week? Either way, Chanelle’s a gonner. Don’t mess with our Trish.

[-james-]

Is it just one eviction this week? Either way, Chanelle’s a gonner. Don’t mess with our Trish.

It'll be a double. The final is next week so they've got to start clearing the place out. Probably a surprise eviction coming up somewhere too.

[Baz]

Genuinely sad. Could happily watch for another few weeks.

[-james-]

It is great but I'm looking forward to having that hour of my evening back.

Been enjoying betting on it, mostly stinkers (lol at the opening night punt on Kerry) but managed some obscene prices on outsiders.

https://i.imgur.com/P8TCAEr.png

Trish :yn:

[-james-]

Obviously producer decisions make it hard to have any real idea but I predict they'll leave in this order:

Chanelle
Jenkin
Noky
Tom
Jordan
Matty
Henry
Olivia
Trish
Yinrun

[Waffdon]

Olivia top 3. Surely not.

[-james-]

She's going to lack allies in the house but probably has mega public backing. Attractive relatable white girl that's entertaining to watch vs a load of gays/blacks/weirdos. Henry might get 3rd though aye.

[Waffdon]

Crazy. Henry would have went out near the start if it wasn’t for Fiat 500 Twitter wanting to see Jordan have a gay pal

[-james-]

The love triangle stuff has been awful and completely producer driven. It's wrecked any chance Jordan had of winning and put Henry in contention from absolutely nowhere.

[-james-]

I actually have no idea who's going to win any more.

Yinrun is barely even in the edit. What are people voting for? Cute weird immature Chinese child?

Trish is doing too much moaning and not enough slayyyying.

Henry fucking loves the tories.

Jordan is a cringey autist.

Olivia is playing the game better than anyone and I think ITV want her to win.

The rest are non-runners.

[Baz]

Trish.

[Baz]

What? :wtf:

[-james-]

Angry black lady.

[Baz]

Ah well. I’m out next Friday anyway so don’t mind missing the finale now.

[Lofty]

I don't watch this but just seen on the news that Trish is a daft racist who hates gays, or at least that is what she was posting on her twitter ten years ago.

[Spikey M]

From her profile picture she appears to be black, so she will get away with it.

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[Waffdon]

The only people she befriended in the house were Chinese and gays as well. Redemption arc.

[-james-]

That was great. Olivia fav to win. :huhu:

[Baz]

Was hoping Dickhead Tom would have been unleashed back into the house. :(

[Baz]

Olivia is so funny, but god I love Jordan.