The Cisco Connected Scarf

[Boydy]

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This is a joke, right?

Right?

[Lewis]

I saw this a few weeks ago and didn't understand the point. 'Using the data we'll be able to understand fans more than ever before'. And then what? Make the team play a different way to enhance the scarf experience?

[Ian]

"Lads, this is huge, by spending just twenty zillion quid we've realised that goals make fans happy!"

[Giggles]

Yeah you’ve too much money at that stage.

[Shindig]

The fan picture makes me wonder if they think beard is a demographic they needed to keenly portray.

[Jimmy Floyd]

All that corporate techno-babble and badly acted scene of fans pretending to watch a game is underlined beautifully by Jack Grealish chiming in with I think it's amyyyzin'.

There are enough stupid cunts in the world who talk to each other in this jargon, alas.

[Offshore Toon]

Grealish has definitely been told many times that he could be the next Beckham, but he's just far too thick.

[Spikey M]

Judging by the number of 20 somethings I see bowling around with their barnets like Pidgeotto, he may be on his way to Beckham status.

[Offshore Toon]

That was a thing long before him, though. Let's see how he does with a mohawk.

[Manc]

Thread of the year candidate.

[hfswjyr]

So do we think Cisco is paying Man City for this, or the other way around?